The Sandwich Issue
Oregon Voice Magazine
Paige Wells Editor-in-Chief & Publisher
Kaitlyn Cafarelli Art Editor
Tahoe Mack Art Editor
Sophie Glad Managing Editor
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Simone Badaruddin Editorial Assistant
Letter From the Editor 2.........................................................Paige Wells First Slice 5......................................................Julia Salnaker 8....................................................Natalie McIntyre 9...................................................Kaitlyn Cafarelli Lettuce 13......................................................Emma Freedman 16.......................................................Phillip Chan 17........................................................Paige Wells 18.......................................................Lucy Murrell Tomato 23.......................................................Ilka Sankari 27.....................................................Lindsay Rogers Cheese 31.......................................................Bailey Brady 32......................................................Eleanor Randl 33........................................................Sophie Glad Meat 43.......................................................Lucy Murrell 44......................................................Eleanor Randl 45..................................................Brianna Sundquist 47.......................................................Eleaor Randl Mayo 51 ......................................................Change Huang 52....................................................Courtney McCall Mustard 57.......................................................Phillip Chan 58.......................................................Baily Lemkau The Final Slice 62..................................................Kaitlyn Cafarelli
Sandwiches.
What to say…
Bread, lettuce, meats, and cheeses. Maybe some fun condiments.
I'm not here to tell ya what to put in them. But, I can show you how we’ve filled these pages with all the great ingredients for a submarine sized publication.
Poetry, drawings, sculptures, essays, dance, photography, and a lengthy review of an expedition carried out by creative’s best. A clan of 5 on the hunt to learn all along that the best sandwich of all is friendship. And sandwiches.
My new year's resolution was to buy cold cuts and cheese from a deli counter, for sandwiches.
That has yet to happen.
Happy reading, this is a real fun one. Thank you all for contributing.
Paige Wells, Editor-in-Chief
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Julia Stalnaker
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Natalie McIntyre
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Kaitlyn Cafarelli
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Emma Freedman
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Emma Freedman
A Word Against Sandos
I hate to call a sandwich a sando. My mouth dries at the thought. I want a taste of grand whole-grain toast, not sandy Oregon coast. We’ve lost the best part of the royal name: the wich!
Sandwich sings and weeps, melts like cheese, crunches like crisp lettuce and casts a spell. Let us end this wich hunt at once!
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Philip Chan
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Paige Wells
What A Bore
Blood has been pouring out of the sink, And I think my mother forgot to call me. I do not mind.
Yesterday, I was rendered speechless By the glare of Medusa
(I met her at a party).
Today, I found a piece of lint in my pants And cried. My therapist made me meditate. I liked it actually. I am beginning to remember that I hate That girl from Nebrask who complains And complains and complains and Doesn’t ask me things.
I am perfect and have lists. I find solace in sweeping my floor, And reflecting on the taste of mouths. I taste like mint.
I am well-fed and generally content. I suppose I may be falling in love again. I don’t want to, but I will let myself. It is kind of fun
(For a while).
Writing is a silly task.
Someday I will return to Earth and show people their space garbage.
What a laugh riot that will be. Oh, They might be dead.
Lucy Murrell
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Inedible................ 5.00 Sweaty Oscar Meyer...... 7.00 “I’m fine guys.”........ 3.00 The Hamburglar......... 10.00 Sandwich buns.......... 9.00 Order from the menu.... 5.00 Vom..................... 75.00 An actual sandwich...... 1.00 Condimented out......... 13.00 Being on a roll......... 23.00 20
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1. Bejewel yourself so that you blind everyone in your way.
2. Grab those sticky restaurant mints and go ham. You’ll be everyone’s favorite snack.
3. Juice two succulent cherry tomatoes on your face and feel the acid burn. Your skin will glow burning red, yum.
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Ilka Sankari
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Lindsay Rogers
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Kaitlyn Cafafarelli
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Bailey Brady
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