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Upper School Teachers To Go on Strike Sloan Wyatt News Editor Class of 2018
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"It's been in the works for a while," said English teacher Emily Washburn when asked about the teachers' recently announced strike. "We just can't stand it anymore, watching students every day pull up in brand new cars, flaunting their wealth. Where's our money?" On Friday, April 6, teachers will gather on the Pace front lawn to picket instead of reporting for class. Their demands include higher salaries, and better hours and working conditions. Among their list of demands, salaries are the most important, according to Dean of Students and math teacher Gus Whyte. "The average teacher in America makes $55,000," said Mr. Whyte. "This strike should not only be about teachers at Pace; it should be a national message. Teachers are not respected enough for
Ms. Barbakow encourages students to use #WheresOurMoney to show solidarity with the teachers' strike. the time and effort they put into classes. Enough is enough." Junior dean and English
teacher Erica Barbakow is in full agreement. In fact, the idea for the Pace strike first emerged
after the successful West Virginia strike that began on Feb. 22. There, teachers state-wide walked out of their classrooms and did not return for two weeks. Through their efforts, they were successful in securing a five per cent pay raise from the state legislature. "What they did was bold," said Ms. Barbakow. "They saw a problem and took action. We tell our students to fight for what they believe in; why shouldn't we do the same?" Heading the walkout alongside Director of Diversity Joanne Brown and Mrs. Washburn, Ms. Barbakow is the face of the strike. "We all decided that she was the assertive, bold image that we needed," said Mrs. Washburn. "She knows what she wants and she takes it." While Ms. Barbakow helped pioneer the strike, registrar and computer science teacher Christina Snyder has played a crucial role with media. Ms. Snyder got the hashtag #WheresOurMoney trending on Twitter and en-
couraged her computer science students to create advertising. Seniors Ashley Yoffee and Cole McCorkle, both Data Structures students, are leading the student support. "Our teachers do so much for us daily," said Yoffee. "We have the responsibility to support them as well." But not everyone feels the same way. A counter initiative was started within hours of the strike announcement by a group of students and parents. "This is their job," said senior Megan Walsh. "By striking, they are harming their reputations and careers along with students' education. This [strike] will not help anyone." Nevertheless, the teachers plan to strike until their demands are met. "We can't give up," said Mrs. Brown. "What kind of example would we be setting for our students? Education is important but activism is at the heart of democracy. This [strike] is a greater lesson than can be taught in any classroom."
Commons To Be Scrapped for Classrooms Genna Schwarz
Opinion Editor Class of 2019
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Every year an increasing number of students are accepted to Pace, and the Arthur M. Blank Family Upper School is not equipped for the influx. The projected number of students to enroll in the high school next year is over 560. This is about 80 more students than previous years. The proposed solution to the problem is to turn the Seaman Family Student Commons into classrooms. “We feel as though this is the only solution,” said Head of School Fred Assaf. “I know there will be tons of backlash from students and parents, but this solution is in the overall best interest of Pace.” After the Commons space is transformed, the social areas of the school will include study rooms, the lower library, the Gardens and the Inman Center. “I believe this is definitely enough space for the students to congregate,” said Upper School Head Michael Gannon. “There is no need for the Commons
Junior Devan Johnson, founder of the "Save the Commons" movement, enters the maintenance room to steal blueprints for the new classrooms. anyway, because it is just a distraction from schoolwork. Now students can focus on their studies and less on the drama occurring in these social spaces." Although faculty may think this proposition is beneficial, there is indeed backlash from the student body. “I’m absolutely devastated,” said junior
Devan Johnson. “I have no idea where I’m supposed to hang out if I can’t go to the Commons. This is an outrage, and I will do everything in my power to make the renovation stop." Devan has started the “Save the Commons” movement with a group meeting every Friday at 3:30 p.m. Construction is set to begin
on May 12. The plan is to build one dividing wall through the center of the Commons and a second floor to create four new spaces. These classrooms will be used by the history and English departments. Currently, teachers are having to share classrooms. For example, history teachers Michael Gannon and Christine
Carter and English teachers Ricks Carson and Erica Barbakow share their rooms. Some of these classes will now be conducted in the new classrooms. In addition, the new history class on propaganda will be taught in these spaces. “I’m so excited to have a brand new classroom to teach my course in,” said history teacher Caitlin Terry. “I cannot believe my dreams of teaching propaganda will be realized in the spectacular space that was once the Commons.” Not everything, however, will be lost from the Commons. The existing furniture will be moved to the Senior Cellar and all the televisions will be moved into the Inman Center. Social life at Pace will not end with the demise of the Commons. Ideas for new common spaces are still in the works. "We deeply regret the impact this will have on the social life at Pace," said Mr. Assaf. "We will take any student or faculty suggestions for new social areas. If you have any complaints, feel free to contact Mr. Gannon as I will not be answering any emails or calls on the subject."
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Five Minutes with Charlie Stonecipher Michael Simon
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boys, like Alfredo Granier, Hobie Mailk [‘16] and Keller Pilch. I feel like this skill will really help me out next year at Auburn. KN: Now, what’s your most embarrassing Pace memory? CS: One time in fifth grade, [senior] Julie Smith said “Hi” to me, and I was so excited and nervous that my face turned bright red! The very next period, I took out my recorder in Ms. Vrieland’s music class and played “I’m Yours” by Jason Mraz for her. KN: That’s rough, Char. I’m sorry. Anyways, I hear you’re quite the athlete. What’s your favorite beverage to drink midgame? Something that gives you extra fuel when you are tired, perhaps. CS: I love Gatorade Frost Glacier Freeze. It provides me with extra electrolytes that allow me to power through in the fourth quarter. The flavor is so crisp. Yet, it’s so cold and refreshing at the same time. It’s truly magical. Sometimes when it’s a really close and intense game, I’ll mix Frost Glacier Freeze with Arctic Blitz. KN: Thank you, Bones. CS: No problem.
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Knightly News: Hey, Screeeech. Charlie Stonecipher: Sup. KN: So, how does it feel to be considered “The Golden Boy” of Pace Academy? CS: Golden Boy, I haven’t heard that one in a while. But honestly, I’m not too surprised that people consider me that. I feel as if I bring a certain type of philosophical mind to Pace each and every day. KN: Interesting. What do you like to do in your free time? CS: I really like to fill up my car with gas. Usually, I bring a few of my friends with me to get gas. I’ll fill up my tank, then me and the boys just chill, probably play some “Fortnite.” We also like to spit bars. My rap name is “McNuggets” because I can seriously grub on some McNuggets. They call me the next ScHoolboy Q. KN: I know that you don’t necessarily have a “school-first” mindset, but while at school, what’s your favorite part about it?
CS: Oh, that’s a tough one. Definitely taking notes. More specifically, taking notes with pens. I hate when my pen runs out of ink, though, because I usually have to wait so long to get a new one. KN: Growing up in the Stonecipher household, what was your favorite movie? CS: That’s an easy one: “Nacho Libre,” no doubt. I don’t know why, but for some reason the main character just gets me going. KN: Great film. If you could have one super power, what would it be? CS: The power to eat stew all day without feeling sick. I especially like beef stew. But when I eat too much stew, I feel so sick. That usually puts me out for the rest of the day. KN: As you know, you don’t have much time left at the Academy. That being said, you have been here for 13 years. What is your favorite Pace memory? CS: Meeting Ashley Estroff [‘17] in the sixth grade over X-Box Live. She taught me so much about what it means to be a man. Without her, I would have no clue about how to talk to older
Senior Charlie Stonecipher is considered the Golden Boy of Pace Academy due to his commitment to the community, both on and off the court.
Students Can Every Day Will Be an Now Exempt X-Day Next Year AP Exams with 92 or Above Eden Kerker
Lifestyle Editor Class of 2019
Sydnie Jiang
Managing Editor Class of 2018
Pace Academy currently has an eight-day rotating schedule. The rotation allows for only six out of eight classes to meet each day, limiting the homework load each night as not all classes meet. Each day begins with an 80-minute period that allows teachers time for longer lectures, labs or learning activities. However, starting this upcoming fall, every day will be an X-day to allow for class continuity in each subject. “When you drop a class, many students forget the material they have recently learned,” said physics teacher Brianna Korb. “It’s hard for the teachers because after the class drops, it’s like the next class we are just playing catch up. We all lose valuable time by dropping classes.” Since all eight classes will meet each day, there will no longer be an 80-minute period. “I’m so happy about that,” said junior Emily Pulver. “I despise 80-minute periods. They are too long and I just start zoning out. It’s really hard to just sit still in class for a whole 80 minutes.” The current rotating schedule doesn’t allow for all classes to meet each day, which means teachers lose valuable class time.
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With the end of the school year approaching, AP classes are starting to pick up the pace as teachers try to finish teaching all of the material that could be on the exam. However, this year, Pace is implementing a new rule that allows students with a 92 or higher in an AP class to skip the AP exam in May. “I think this new policy is really good,” said senior Ethan Much. “I think knowing that there’s a possibility to exempt an AP exam if my grade is high enough is really an incentive for me to work hard.” Seniors, especially, are known for losing interest towards the second half of spring semester, and this new policy can motivate seniors to start working hard again. “We implemented this policy mostly for the seniors,” said Head of Upper School Michael Gannon. “It’s hard to stop them from slacking off, but we think this is a step in the right direction.” Since students in AP classes are already allowed to exempt
regular school exams with certain grades, it makes sense that these grades can also allow students to be excused from AP exams. However, there is still an option to take the AP exams if students are striving to receive the credit for exempting college classes. “It’s hard to do something well when you don’t really want to do it,” said junior Caelan Corbally. “I think with this new rule, the people who do take the AP exams are going to get better scores than before.” For those who also take nonAP classes, exempting from AP exams will reduce the usual endof-year stress. There is already pressure on underclassmen and juniors to maintain their grade point average for college, and now with this new policy, students don’t have to worry about AP exams so they can focus on their regular exams. AP classes won’t be taught any differently and they will still follow the schedule as if all students were taking the exam. This way, students won’t be behind in college and they can still learn the appropriate material without having to feel the stress that AP exams bring.
The current schedule allows for a 20-minute break, whereas the new X-day schedule will only give students a 10-minute break. “Think about the AP classes,” said AP Physics teacher Dr. John Pearson. “With an X-day schedule, classes would meet more, thus more material can be taught. This could definitely relieve students of stress because having more classes would slow down the pace of the class.” This could also reduce the homework load as there is more class time to get work done. “Although many people believe that X-days can be exhausting, it’s only because it disrupts our regular routine,” said senior Katie Brown. “I honestly believe
that if X-days become our regular routine, then all the students will get used to it and be fine.” X-days will also help students by always having two frees each day. “Every Day 5 I drop both my frees,” said freshman Mary Childs Hall. “It really [stinks] because I’m forced to do all my homework at home and sometimes that can take me all night. I can get up to an hour a night of homework for each class, plus I have a busy schedule after school already. Having all X-days will really help me out.”
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Pace Academy To Arm Teachers Charlie Hirsch Staff Writer Class of 2019
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The raging debate about arming teachers at Pace is over. When the students return from summer break with clear minds and renewed energy, they will be greeted by an eager faculty and staff with new helpful teaching tools. Pace Academy is pleased to announce that beginning Fall 2018, all faculty and staff will be “packing heat.” “The students need protection, and the best and most efficient way to keep them safe is to give all of the teachers guns,” said Upper School Head Michael Gannon. “I believe the atmosphere at Pace will be much safer if we ensure that there’s a gun in every teachers’ desk.” Teachers may designate a drawer in their desks for their guns and keep it unlocked for quick, easy access. Other teachers may utilize a holster so they can boast their weapons everywhere they go such as athletic competitions or play practice. Pace has not made this policy decision without thorough research and planning. The first step is to give all teachers the
Head of Libraries Matt Ball plans to keep his gun handy in his newly silent library. model of gun with which they are most comfortable. On GAP day, immediately following freshman Phlotilla, the natatorium will be quickly transformed into a multi-lane gun range. Much like the way arenas change surfaces from hardwood to ice in hours, the pool will be covered and the targets will be set at the end of each swimming lane. An array of guns ranging from GLOCK 19 pistols to hunting rifles will be laid out on the diving boards for teacher testing.
“I already know which gun will fit me best,” said cheery librarian Matt Ball. “I’m going to go straight for the Smith & Wesson 9mm on GAP day and ace the shooting test, showing up Mr. Hornor and Mr. Canfield.” He hopes to hit the center of the targets at the full length of the pool on his first try. Also, being a librarian, he will accessorize his weapon with a silencer. Along with shooting tests, teachers will go to paintball school in Macon, Georgia for the
dynamic Mobile, Alabama. Students will be able to enjoy the best of the Golden Isles on the trip to Brunswick. Tucked between the bustling international hubs of Jacksonville and Savannah, students will have the opportunity to immerse themselves in fishing along the coast, as well as participate in local marine biology research. Trip participants will also visit Brunswick’s historic district, learning about the history of the port city and enjoy fried catfish. Students wanting to broaden their horizons will also have the chance to visit Memphis and engage in the rich history of the city. Students will get to visit multiple attractions, including the Beale Street district, Graceland – the famed home of Elvis Presley – and the National Civil Rights Museum. The main focus of the trip will be centered abound the Civil Rights movement and the
role that music, especially blues and rock and roll, has played, both within the city and nationally. “I am very excited about the options for trips next year” said freshman Evan Karetsos. “I will definitely be going on the trip to Memphis so I can enjoy some delicious barbecue.” A charter bus trip to Mobile will also be an option for students next spring break. Participants will be able to enjoy the abundant history of the seafaring city and gain a deeper knowledge of the role that the Mardi Gras holiday has played. This trip will be centered around the military importance of the port city, with a visit to the decommissioned World War II battleship, the USS Alabama, docked at the Battleship Memorial Park museum. Students will also tour the replica of historic Fort Concord. These trips are only a taste of several expeditions the ICGL will offer next year. Other trips in the fall and summer include Beaufort, South Carolina; Monroe, Louisiana and Tallahassee, Florida. “I was a little disappointed when we were forced to cut funding for ICGL” said Head of School Fred Assaf. “But we were able to scramble to put these trips together, and knowing how hard the ICGL team has been working, I’m sure next year’s trips will be a blast for those participating.” Students interested in next year’s trips should contact ICGL Director Trish Anderson or ICGL Associate Director Zeena Lattouf as soon as possible, as spots are expected to fill quickly.
last week of July. Dubbed “Gun Camp,” the teachers will hone their shooting skills and learn team tactical operations. On the last day, there will be a battle royale, much like the popular video game “Fortnite,” to see who will be promoted to the new Head of Firearms position at Pace. “I hope to win the battle royale on July 31,” said history teacher Helen Smith. “I think ‘Head of Firearms Ms. Smith’ rolls off the tongue quite nicely.”
If Ms. Smith wins, she will be tasked with the hiring of professional sharpshooters to staff the new sentries in the castle turrets. “It’s about time the teachers come to school with weapons,” said Honor Council member and junior Clay Swecichowski. “Now students will have to take a long look at the lethal power of their teachers before deciding to cheat.” The administration believes the guns should not only reduce cheating rates, but also misconduct in the classrooms and the restrooms. Along with an entire fleet of armed teachers, two students from each grade will bring guns to school every day. These eight students will be recognized individually by Head of School Fred Assaf shortly following the Honors Day assembly. The school is taking notes from the TSA system of air marshals in keeping the names of the student wielders confidential. “It will be extremely unsettling to know that any of my friends might have a gun in their backpack,” said freshman Eli Mautner. But having students with guns will keep the armed teachers in check and help everyone feel safe – students and teachers alike.
ICGL Cuts Overseas Trips Student Council Charlie Warren Staff Writer Class of 2019
According to multiple sources, the Isdell Center for Global Leadership (ICGL) will suffer drastic budget cuts next year. “Most of the funding we had this year will be diverted to other projects Pace will be working on next year, like reclaiming the Commons for classroom space,” said ICGL Director Trish Anderson. These cuts will severely restrict the program, effectively eliminating all trips except those within driving distance of Pace. Next year, students will have the opportunity to take charter bus trips to some of the most exciting locations across the Southeast. Such trips include visits to historic Brunswick, Georgia, vibrant Memphis, Tennessee and
Photo: Charlie Warren Sophomores Ellie Luetters and Rachel Wray plan to visit Memphis next year.
Votes to Prohibit Jeans Jill Rawls
Staff Writer Class of 2019
During the Pace Academy Student Council’s most recent meeting, faculty advisor Tim Hornor proposed an idea that all of the students jumped on board with immediately. The Student Council members unanimously agreed to propose a new rule for the handbook beginning with the 2018-2019 school year that will prohibit upper school students from wearing jeans on a daily basis. “The students shouldn’t worry, though,” said junior class president Gillian Weitzner. “They will still be able to wear jeans every Friday, which will be a really big treat.” On Monday through Thursday, boys will have to wear khaki shorts or pants, and girls will have to wear skirts, dresses or slacks. Dean of Students Gus Whyte was thrilled to hear about the proposal and approved it immediately. “I know wearing jeans is comfortable, but I think the change in dress code will create more alert students and a better learning environment altogether,” said Mr. Whyte. “We are a college prep school, and this will
help us act more like one.” While many boys are accustomed to wearing khakis more often than jeans anyway, a number of girls have complained. “This really isn’t fair,” said freshman Ashley Myers. “I have really long legs, so I know I will get a demerit for pretty much any skirt I wear. This new rule is really a disadvantage for lanky people.” Angry emails from parents protesting having to buy new clothing for their children overwhelmed the Student Council. They decided to team up with the Parents Club to arrange funding for each student to buy a new pair of slacks. Along with this resource, they have announced their plan to publish a list by late July of the best online stores to buy simple slacks. “The parents have quieted down about the matter, but I receive tons of emails from apoplectic students every day,” said Weitzner. “At this point, there is really nothing I can do about it. The students just need to get over it!” Junior dean Erica Barbakow was sure to clear up any confusion regarding the new rule. “Girls, let me be clear about one thing,” she said. “Just because you can’t wear jeans DOES NOT mean you can wear leggings.”
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Lil Pump To Speak At Graduation Staff Writer Class of 2020
goals in their upcoming years. Many of the seniors are nervous about how to be prosperous following college so Lil Pump hopes to minimize that fear. He will share his personal insight and stories but also compare his experience to other artists. “I admire celebrities who rise to fame so early such as Lil Pump,” said senior Jack Wray. “I enjoy learning about people at such a young age becoming so successful because I hope to do the same one day.” Pump has also said that he plans to give out free “Gucci Gang” shirts to all students. The Pace Academy Booster Club will be selling discounted tickets for Pump’s concert at Lakewood Amphitheater two days before graduation.
News Editor Class of 2018
Lil Pump reps his Harvard gear as he gets ready to come to Pace.
stuff and so does everyone
Zachary Howard else.” Sophomore Christopher
Morocco agrees. “This bewilders me,” said Morocco. “The plastic plates were fine and there weren’t any problems. They were just better all around. I don’t know why they would do this.” Another student is very upset about the change, but for different reasons. “I care so much about the environment, and with these styrofoam plates being thrown out and not being able to be recycled, there will just be a horrible impact on our ecosystem,” said sophomore Tanner
Walton. Many of the faculty members are indifferent about the change. “I understand that the plastic plates and cups may look better, but the cafeteria staff already works extremely hard to prepare meals and this change will alleviate some of that stress,” said Head of Upper School Michael Gannon. “It’s all the same food, so it really doesn’t matter how it is served.” The last day for the Pace community to enjoy the plastic plates and cups will be the last day of this school year.
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Last month, as students bounded up the steps anticipating another tasty meal, they were surprised to see the Pace cafeteria utilizing styrofoam plates and cups. Even more surprising to the students was that, for what seemed like a week, the styrofoam plates and cups continued to be used. After resuming what was assumed to be “normal” operations, our beloved plastic plates and cups reappeared, much to the students’ delight. However, Sage Dining has a surprise in store for the upcoming school year: styrofoam plates and cups will permanently replace the plastic ones. “The decision was made after the cafeteria staff as a whole decided that the styrofoam plates and cups required less work than continuously cleaning all the plastic items,” said cafeteria manager Jeremy Mifflin. “We hope that the students and faculty will welcome this change with open arms.” The students, however, are skeptical of the decision. “The change is shocking to say the least,” said senior Jaden Steagall. “I like the plastic
Friendship Between Dr. Carter And Donald Trump Revealed friendship suddenly became the
Pace Cafeteria Makes Switch Staff Writer Class of 2020
A rare photo recently surfaced of Donald Trump and Dr. Carter.
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Photo: Lil Pump
Yes, you read that correctly. The 17-year-old rap sensation and rumored Harvard attendee is set to speak at Pace Academy’s graduation on May 19. In the past two years, Pace has invited stars Robert Downey, Jr. and Matt Ryan to deliver motivational words for the seniors as they prepare for their new chapter in life. The students have loved the celebrity speakers and it will be no different this time around. Gazzy Garcia, better known as Lil Pump, has recently increased his status from a mediocre SoundCloud rapper to a large scale Warner Bros. label artist. The Pace community is beyond intrigued to have a singer such as Pump convey his wisdom to everyone. “I am excited for the unique opportunity for Pace to host Mr. Pump this year,” said Head of School Fred Assaf. “My sons are huge fans of his music and find it fascinating that such a young man can make a great deal of money.” Many rumors have circulated for the past year that Lil Pump decided to drop out of Harvard University. He previously tweeted, “I really did dropout of Harvard to save the rap game.” If that’s not believable enough for the fans, Pump also posted
a picture on Instagram about his possible Harvard degree, captioning the picture, “Harvard dropout tape on the way!” He has plans to release a mixtape about his short time spent at the Ivy League institution later this year. Even if Pump did not truly attend Harvard, he does have the “street smarts” to make it to the big leagues of show business and to be successful at a young age. Lil Pump is one of the few artists who accelerated to fame as a teenager, making millions of dollars a year while signing record deals with some of the biggest names in the hip hop industry. He plans to attend the Pace graduation with one goal, which is to inspire the seniors to have the ambition to accomplish their
Photo: Donald Trump
Aman Hashim
Sophomore Jack Robison is one of many students struggling to understand the new cafeteria changes.
It is 3:54 p.m. on a Sunday when I step through the dusty, wooden doors of the Golden Drops Café in Decatur. The lights are slightly dimmed and the morning brunch rush has nearly cleared out. There are few of us in the café; the hipster baristas are musing about Rainbow Kitten Surprise's new single and the locals are sharing recipes for kombucha tea. To the average coffee drinker, today is a regular day, yet secrecy hangs heavy in the air. As I make my way towards the counter, I give the barista my name and explain that I am following an anonymous tip given to The Knightly News. The barista's face contorts, signaling his anxiety surrounding the subject. "They are over there," he says, pointing me towards a secluded corner of the café. I head towards their table, wondering what to say first, but nothing prepares me for this sight. The two are tucked in a corner of the shop, invisible to the public eye. Donald Trump is leaning back with crumbs from his half-eaten scone on his face and Pace history teacher Dr. Christine Carter is lost in conversation about the latest novel that she has read. They seem casual and comfortable in each other's presence. Conversation flows naturally between them as though they are old friends even though they are the most unlikely pair. At first, I did not believe the tipster when they emailed The Knightly News that they had spotted Donald Trump and Dr. Carter over the last few Sundays getting coffee. It seemed too absurd. But, after receiving photographic evidence from the source, a growing feeling in my gut told me that it was true. When our source came across the pair at their local coffee shop, the duo's secret
first, I thought I was hallucinating," said the source who wishes to remain anonymous. "I shut my eyes, counted to ten and opened them again. But there they were, throwing their heads back in laughter as they sipped overpriced lattes." Within hours, The Knightly News contacted both parties for comment. However, the Carters and the Trumps declined to address the rumors. We assembled a team of investigative reporters to cover the case, contacting Carter family members individually. Sports Editor George Shepherd flew to Washington, D.C. to get the president to go on the record. Shepherd returned weeks later unsuccessful and frustrated. "There has to be more to this story," said Shepherd. "We need a reason why." At last, senior Jeb Carter emerged from the shadows for an exclusive interview with the Knightly News staff. Contracts were drawn and the location was set for a private, 30 minute sitdown with Dr. Carter's golden boy. There were limitations to our questions: no personal inquiries about the family, no accusations. Jeb said he would walk out at any moment if he felt attacked, so we assigned our nicest editor to the job: senior Amy Butler. Butler found out that the two must have been meeting for years, even before the presidency. "She's been leaving the house more often as of late," said Dr. Carter's son Jeb. "Each time, she has a new excuse: Civil War reenactment practices, Feminist Alliance meetings, or taking mock AP exams. We [the Carters] would have never expected that she was meeting with him." Nevertheless, Jeb's revelations do not explain why. "Our investigation is nowhere near done," said Butler. "But we have to publish what we have in the meantime." Until more updates are discovered, The Knightly News encourages faculty and students to contact our helpline.
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Pace To Construct New Parking Garage Charlie Warren Staff Writer Class of 2019
will be able to service the entire school. Levels of the facility will be dedicated to upperclassmen and faculty, along with sections for visitors and reserved spaces for touring UGA coaches. The neighborhood surrounding the Pace campus has also
accepted this proposal with great enthusiasm. "I was very excited when I heard Pace will be building a new parking garage this summer," said Pace parent Leslie Irvine. "Since more spots will be available next year, students won't have to park on the streets
take the reins of this glorious organization," Ms. Smith said. Ms. Smith came to the realization about three months ago that the NRA was the place where she could most fully express herself after tiresome years with Model UN and Model Arab League. Ms. Smith boasts an arsenal of firearms, having collected hundreds of weapons, including a few fully automatic military-grade assault rifles. She has been vocal about the most recent events and said that she will continue funding campaigns against gun control advocates. "I will do everything in my power to make sure that Americans have easy access to firearms," said Ms. Smith. She is considering reducing the restrictions to buying military grade semi-automatic and fully-automatic firearms. She
also believes that the only form of identification needed to buy a firearm is a driver's license. The new CEO of the NRA views the mental health background checks to be too cumbersome. She has said that the freedom to buy a gun will be beneficial to the American economy. If Ms. Smith's efforts are successful, people will be able to purchase a military grade firearm at the age of 16. So far, one of her primary goals is to arm teachers. "I think all schools will be significantly safer if we arm the teachers," said Ms. Smith. She has already spoken with Head of School Fred Assaf and Head of Upper School Michael Gannon about arming Pace teachers, and with her significant influence, these reforms will soon be implemented at the Academy.
Before replacing LaPierre, Ms. Smith amassed a huge arsenal of firearms and other weapons befitting a devoted NRA member
Director of Facilities Dave Fortier recently released the architectural renderings for next year's parking deck.
Photo: Charlie Warren
As many upper school students know, particularly the juniors and seniors, traffic in the back parking lot is a circus. With a record number of approximately 40 student-involved car accidents in the first semester, the junior class has set itself apart as the most destructive class in Pace vehicular history. However, according to drivers ed teacher Rick Canfield's analysis of DDS statistics, 72% of the students in the current sophomore class have failed their driver's tests miserably, prompting a surge of fear regarding next year's parking situation. "The juniors are bad enough
at parking as it is, but this sophomore class has demonstrated a whole new level of incompetence," said Head of Upper School Michael Gannon. This revelation, paired with last year’s debate about reducing parking days for the juniors, has led the administration to take drastic steps to improve student parking. Director of Facilities Dave Fortier announced last week that starting on June 1, construction will begin on a state-of-the-art parking garage on top of the current parking lot. Pace parent and generous donor Arthur Blank has reported that the architect for the new Mercedes Benz Stadium has been contracted to design the new garage. Spanning the current parking lot and spilling onto the lower practice field, this four story, stainless steel behemoth
surrounding Pace." The new parking garage will be equipped with several new features. A coffee stand on the bottom level will be manned by a full time professional barista available to faculty members as well as students who need an extra boost of energy in the morning. Sparing no expense, a valet service will also be available for upperclassmen drivers. “One of the main issues we discussed when laying out this project was student-involved accidents,” said Head of School Fred Assaf. “With a valet, students won’t have to worry about fitting into tight parking spaces and potentially causing an accident.” If construction goes according to schedule, students will be able to enjoy everything the new parking deck has to offer next school year.
Ms. Smith Replaces Wayne LaPierre at NRA Graham Hurley
Social Media Editor Class of 2018
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After being a proud liberal her whole life, Pace history teacher Helen Smith recently decided that it was time for her to answer her true calling: serving as head of the National Rifle Association (NRA). After the recent events regarding gun violence, the NRA has determined that they need a new CEO. The NRA conducted an exhaustive search and concluded that the best candidate for this role would be none other than Ms. Smith. Ms. Smith, a strong advocate for gun rights, has always longed to be an integral part of the NRA. "Guns are my everything and I am thrilled to
Students, Say Goodbye to Personal Laptops Abby Meyerowitz Online Editor Class of 2019
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After much deliberation, the Pace Board of Trustees has decided to ban students from bringing their own laptops to school. Most teachers believe that these technological distractions are hindering the success of their students. Students appear to get off track when working on their computers, preventing them from participating fully in class and efficiently completing their work. Studies even show that the physical act of writing things down helps students comprehend much more than when they type. “Laptops are simply a means of distraction,” said English teacher Robert Kaufman. “When I teach, I prefer that my students give me their undivided attention or are actively taking notes.” Some teachers caught onto this trend even before the official ban of the devices. History
Woodruff Library Electronic Resources Manager Marty Hamburger posts a sign to remind students that only library laptops will be permitted at school effective April 3. teacher Dr. Christine Carter prohibited her students from using laptops to take notes throughout all of first semester. “I find that my students understand the material so much better when they hand write their notes,” said Dr. Carter. “Studies prove this to be true as well, and I want my
students to perform the best they can on the AP in May.” However, the ban has been met with a backlash from students. Some students struggle with handwriting, and typing their notes is the only way to make it legible. “My handwriting has always been horrible,”
said junior Aaron Pascaner. “The board does not have the right to take away my ability to use a laptop. I can’t take notes without it.” Some teachers struggle with the new policy as well. “As someone who spends hours exploring the web each day, I find laptops essential to society,” said math teacher Jason Smith. “Computers were created to be helpful and carry out tasks faster than any person can by hand. Why not take advantage of them?” Although students can no longer bring their own laptops to school, the library will continue to make laptops available for checkout. Director of Libraries Matt Ball recently announced that the library will purchase another cart of Apple brand laptops that will be available to students for only one period for typing essays or doing projects. "We want to make sure the students have access to some sort of technology for important assignments without getting distracted by their own computers,” said Mr.
Ball. The Board of Trustees will fund a pencil dispenser to provide students with pencils throughout the school day. It will be placed on Administrative Assistant for Student Life Bowen Eagleson’s desk. The board is doing their best to make sure students have the materials they need for proper note-taking, hoping to increase test scores and overall grades. “Pencils lead to notes, notes lead to understanding and understanding leads to better grades,” said Head of School Fred Assaf. “My goal is for Pace academics to improve substantially in the upcoming year because of this ban on technological distractions.” The ban will officially take place at the return of school from the spring holiday break on April 3. Students should make sure they have enough paper to take notes. Teachers will confiscate laptops during the school day if they find them among students.
April Fools!
April 3, 2018
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Students Must Drive Electric Cars To Park on Campus Next Year
releases carbon dioxide into the atmosphere. Additionally, according to Sustainable America, cars’ exhaust fumes can also damage brain cells. “We’ve taken all of this into account, and a lot of
students agree that we have to take this measure to improve the environment,” said senior Sarah Ann Ninan. Ninan is a member of the student advisory board for the Isdell Center for Global Leadership, and she and a group of students work with Director of ICGL Tricia Anderson and Associate Director Zeena Lattouf to tackle environmental issues surrounding Pace. By only allowing electric cars onto the Pace campus, which tend to be much smaller cars, there will be enough parking spaces to accommodate all student and faculty member cars with room to spare. “We’re planning to re-stripe the parking lot and create more, but smaller, spaces,” said Director of Facilities Dave Fortier. “That way, we’ll be able to solve the shortage of parking spaces that we’ve had for several years.”
However, not everyone is excited about Pace’s new switch to all electric cars. “Driving to school is really convenient since I play sports, but I don’t have an electric car, so now, my parents will still have to drive me everywhere,” said sophomore Ben Tolliday. The ban on gas-fueled cars makes it very difficult for upperclassmen who have after school activities to arrange their busy schedules around when their parents can drive them. It is usually a special privilege that upperclassmen get to drive to practices and games, but now juniors and seniors have to take the bus with underclassmen again. “We obviously can’t please everyone, even though we really try,” said Mr. Assaf. “But we think this change is the best for teachers, students and the environment.”
ever, will have people dancing all night long. “Our aim is to maximize the attendance of both juniors and seniors at prom this year,” said senior student council president Jordan Shoulberg. “We really hope that such a credited artist can keep the students there until the end, and not leaving early for after parties.” Rumor has it that Drake will host a raffle contest the week of prom and the select winners will get a chance to meet him the night of the dance. To enter, students simply go to the front office in the Pace Castle and sign up for five free tickets. The day before prom, Drake will call out at list of numbers, and if those numbers correspond to your ticket, you win. The winners not only get to have a conversation with Drizzy, but they also receive a signed shirt from his October’s Very Own brand. Drake plans on performing all his hit singles
from old to new, such as “The Motto,” “Jumpman,” “One Dance,” “God’s Plan” and many more bangers. The majority of students know these songs and are ready for Drake to exhibit his talent for the school to enjoy. Drake also has a history of bringing out other well-known artists during his concerts and has hinted that there is a big possibility that his good friend The Weeknd will come out as well. Drizzy recently tweeted “Starboy 414.” Starboy is The Weeknd’s well-known nickname and April 14 is the day of the prom. The Weeknd surprised his hometown of Toronto, Canada when he brought out Drake a couple of months ago for his tour. The Toronto natives heard nothing but cheers from the audience, and students hope to have the same experience at Pace. This small but popular tweet has shook the Pace com-
munity, with students eager to find out if Drake and Starboy will electrify the stage side-byside. Even if The Weeknd cannot come, one thing is certain. There will be no frowns during this year’s prom. Drake recently traveled to a high school in Miami to shoot his “God’s Plan” music video where he gave out $996,631 to a plethora of people. Not only will the students be hyped for Drake, the teacher chaperones will also be exhilarated to see all the fired up students. “I am more than excited for this day to come,” said junior Myles Todd. “Drake has been a favorite of mine from the start and I’ve heard all his music. Each song and album continuously gets better than the one before. Seeing him in person is something I never imagined would happen, so this is awesome.”
Sydnie Jiang
Managing Editor Class of 2018
Senior Caroline MacRae tries to back out of her parking space, adding to the parking lot congestion and polluting the air. all around campus that forbid idling, but it doesn’t stop upper school students from idling in their parking spaces. Juniors and seniors tend to sit in their cars in the morning before school starts with their engines on, which
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The shortage of parking spaces on campus continues to worsen due to the ever-growing size of classes. In an attempt to address the issue, some teachers now park off campus and walk back and forth from a remote location in order to provide more parking spaces for students. However, for the 2018-2019 school year, Head of School Fred Assaf is implementing a new rule that students can only park on campus if they drive an electric car. “We’re enforcing this rule because not only does it solve the parking space shortage, it’s also good for the environment,” said Mr. Assaf. There are signs
Students Hyped for Drake at Prom
Aman Hashim Staff Writer Class of 2020
It really must be “God’s Plan” that hit rap artist Drake is performing at the 2018 Pace Academy prom, the first ever big name artist to do so. Drake has
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Sophomore Ben Crawford and junior Myles Todd get ready for Drake’s prom performance, showing off their OVO (October’s Very Own) gear.
displayed his talents all over the globe throughout his successful music career including tours in Australia, America and Canada. His performance for Pace will not only enhance his status but also help Pace with publicity. For a long time now, Pace has settled for a DJ getting the crowd to their feet. Drake, how-
Pace Upper School To Lose a Legend Zachary Howard Staff Writer Class of 2020
Marsha Durlin had similar praise for our favorite doctor. “Dr. DuPree livens up a classroom in a way that, from the view of a teacher, is really special,” she said. “He has a way of keeping the kids engaged and ready to learn. He is a character, and that character reveals itself through his teaching methods. He’s a kid at heart, and you see it every day in his class.” Although Doc will be missed dearly, he looks forward to using his new free time to explore other passions. “Golf has always been a hobby of mine, and I plan to pursue it more in retirement,” says Dr. DuPree. “If you ever need any English help, you can find me on the course!”
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“With my kids growing up and me getting older, I have decided that it would be best if this school year is my last teaching.” Those words hit Pace Academy students like a sucker punch. Esteemed and beloved English teacher Dr. Don DuPree will retire at the end of this year. The moment students begin to talk about Pace Academy’s Upper School, Dr. DuPree’s name always comes up. Whether it is his lively attitude, his mannerisms or the quirky things he says, he simply brings something
to the classroom that no other teacher can provide. Unfortunately, his 17-year tenure at Pace will be coming to a close. The Academy’s love for ‘Doc’ includes faculty admirers as well as students. “Dr. DuPree was here when I came to Pace and welcomed me with open arms,” said Upper School Head Michael Gannon. “Every year, I always hear nothing but good things about him. Almost all the students who have success in writing, whether it be in AP English or later in college, always give credit to Doc for teaching them to write. He is a great teacher and a great man who is loved by all. Pace will not be the same without him.” English Department Chair
Dr. DuPree loves to golf, and plans to make routine trips to his favorite course in retirement.
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Vol. 43, Issue #7
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Russians Return Snapchat to Original Version Amy Butler
Co-editor-in-chief Class of 2018
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In early February, many Snapchat users were distressed by a change in the layout of the app. Some people updated the app just as part of their routine, only to regret it once the new version downloaded. These people proved to be the guinea pigs of the new model: everyone else with the old Snapchat tried to do everything they could in order to keep theirs the way it was. “I am furious,” said avid Snapchatter and senior Morgan McCullough. “I tried to delete the app and change my password 20 times to avoid the change but I was unsuccessful.” Snapchat was able to switch the interfaces for almost every user, including those of Snapchatters who had turned off automatic updates. This proved to be a serious mistake for Snap-
chat, as many angry consumers started petitions to revert back to the original version while others went so far as to delete the app altogether. Nevertheless, Snapchat did not succumb to the pleadings of its followers and sent out a press release saying that it was impossible to return to the previous layout. However, on April 2, Russian hackers infiltrated the Snapchat software and reverted the encryption codes so that the old Snapchat would come back. Users awakened on this memorable day with cheers as their Snapchat stories and individual snaps returned to their respective areas. Snapchat’s team, however, was was aghast at the capabilities of the Russians to hack into the system. “I may have to send a Snapchat to [Vladimir] Putin to let him know how upset I am,” said Snapchat CEO Evan Spiegel. “Our team worked incredibly hard for months on the new version, and the Russians just
Before the hack occurred, seniors Kate Snyder (left) and Morgan Paige were angered upon opening their Snapchat to see the updated version. destroyed all of that.” Snapchat is currently trying to determine the root of the hack and ways to prevent something like this from happening in the future. Spiegel believes that there was a bug implanted in the system in mid-February, giving the Russians plenty of time to plan their
hack so that it could be executed perfectly. The Russians’ version of Snapchat is identical to the old version. Despite their advanced problem-solving skills, Snapchat is unsure whether they will be able to change their app back. “We always plan for these types
of situations,” said Spiegel. “But even when they are planned for, it is such a shock when something actually occurs.” For now, they are working on designing a more advanced security system with additional firewalls and more complex passwords.
the U.S.,” said Shell manager Joe. “Some frequent customers hail from the states of Florida, Tennessee, Arkansas and South Carolina.” The electronic cigarette industry originally targeted smokers looking for a healthier alternative to cigarettes, but now virtually all of its targeted market is people who were not previously cigarette smokers. Recent studies from Johns Hopkins University have found that the JUUL is actually healthy for you. The studies reported that smoking a JUUL aids your health by improving lung capacity, lowering cholesterol and speeding up metabolism. “I think the lung capacity aspect could help me in my close tennis matches,” said former Knightly News Co-Editor-in-
Chief Alexis Wilkins ‘17. “Now that the JUUL is proven to be healthy, I think I just might have to buy one,” said Alexis. “I’ll probably get a pink one.” Additional studies conducted by Sir John B. Gurdon validated the findings of Johns Hopkins University. Gurdon found that the JUUL has various positive side effects: sharpened memory, increased motor skills and an improved immune system. At a more local level, former Pace middle school science teacher Larry Ivens did some research of his own. “It is clear that the positive health effects of this product heavily outweigh the negative,” said Mr. Ivens. “I’m not encouraging people to buy them necessarily, but if you have one, definitely keep using it.”
New Studies Report JUULs Are Healthy George Shepherd
Two taps to the side of the stick and the small light shines green, yellow or red. Your JUUL electronic cigarette is ready for action. The JUUL wave has swept the nation and has also reached parts of China. JUUL e-cigarettes are increasingly popular with teenagers and college-aged students. The product requires nicotine-filled pods that come in a variety of flavors including Cool Mint, Virginia Tobacco, Cool Cucumber and Mango. Each of these pods contains 5% nicotine. JUULs are seemingly everywhere. Given the portability, quick charging capacity and
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Sports Editor Class of 2018
Reasearchers are shocked at the new discoveries. array of flavors, the popularity of the JUUL has been immense. Business Insider reported that over the past year, JUUL Labs generated $224 million and sales increased by 621%. Various gas stations and vape shops sell the JUUL starter pack and pods, including the Shell and Chevron gas stations on West
Paces Ferry. The close proximity of these JUUL retailers to high schools in the area is a concern to administrators because the product is so accessible. But don’t be fooled – the revenue of the nearby gas stations is not restricted to local customers. “We have young people coming in to buy pods from all over
Mr. Carson's Smartphone Addiction Impacts Students Michael Simon
Co-editor-in-chief Class of 2018
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If you have had Ricks Carson as an English teacher during his 40-year tenure at Pace, you probably have noticed something unique about him: he rarely uses modern technology. Mr. Carson bought his first smartphone, an iPhone X, just two weeks ago. "It was my wife who convinced me to buy an iPhone," said Mr. Carson. "She said it was time for me to become more 'tech-savvy.'" With his new purchase, Mr. Carson has fallen in love with one specific aspect of Apple products: the App Store. It is even rumored that he purchased over 75 games the very day he bought his iPhone. To date, Mr. Carson has over 200 games on his iPhone. "My favorite games are 'Words With Friends,' 'NBA 2K18,' 'Doodle Jump' and
'Subway Surfers,'" he said. "I'm constantly playing these games on my phone. During my free periods and on the weekends you can find me glued to my phone. I've even started playing games during some of my classes." Upper School Head Michael Gannon is aware of Mr. Carson's slacking due to obsessive use of iPhone games. "I've met with [English Department Chair] Marsha Durlin, and at this point, I think it's safe to call it an addiction," said Mr. Gannon. "Unless he can handle it himself, some sort of action will have to be taken in the near future." Mr. Carson's condition is no joking matter. All addictions are serious, even addiction to iPhone games. Lately, Mr. Carson has been spending more time playing games than teaching his classes. As a result, his students' grades have dropped across all of his classes, both sophomore and senior. Understandably, his students have become frustrated
Mr. Carson bought an iPhone approximately two weeks ago, and to date, he has bought 234 games from the App Store. with his condition, as they feel it is unfair for their grades to fall solely because he isn't teaching the material. "I respect the fact that he is experimenting with various forms of technology," said senior
Sydney Muse, a student in Mr. Carson's AP Language and Composition class. "However, when it starts to interfere with his teaching and, as a result, our grades, that's when I start to have a problem with it."
However, there is one person who still has faith in Mr. Carson: himself. "I don't understand why everyone is making a big deal about this," he said. "I like to play iPhone games. That's it. I don't have an addiction.”
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April 3, 2018
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Wet Boiz Take Down Rival Wonderdogs Will Zook
Staff Writer Class of 2019
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After a crushing, last-second defeat in the PRUMC basketball league at the hands of the Stevie Wonderdogs in 2017, the Wet Boiz finally got their revenge, triumphing this year with a final score of 38-35 on Feb. 28. These two junior teams have battled for the past two years, with both games going down to the last possession. “We played with a teamfirst mentality, and I, especially, was very good at passing the ball around and spreading the wealth,” said junior Max Appel. “I can’t imagine what it would be like to lose two years in a row to the same team.” Luckily for the Wet Boiz, they were able to even the series this year, saving the team from another year of embarrassment and taunting from the Wonderdogs. Leading the Wet Boiz to
The Wet Boiz pose after a thrilling win at PRUMC Arena. Star shooting guard Tase Karamanolis led the charge, posting a double-double with 23 points and 11 rebounds. victory were team all-stars Tase Karamanolis and Andrew Ladden. Karamanolis, known for his excellent shooting ability, knocked down shot after shot every time. Ladden was an as-
set on the defensive side of the ball with his speedy and short strides, notching three steals in the second half. Both players came ready to play and were absolutely vital to the team’s
Five-Star Recruit Ben Caldwell Verbally Commits to Vanderbilt
Schrager, the sole senior on
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Sophomore Ben Caldwell sports his Vanderbilt gear. mates, senior Jamaree Salyer, also recognizes his talent. “In my four years of playing at Pace, it was not until my junior year that I saw a freshman who could really make a difference on our team,” said Salyer. “Squatch is so athletic that he can play any position he wants. I only hope that he doesn’t switch to offensive guard because I don’t want to ride the bench.” Although Caldwell will not sign with a college team until his senior year, The Knightly News managed to learn which school he will choose out of his top three. “Honestly, after deep consideration, I would have to go with my parents' alma mater, Vanderbilt University, he said.”
It is late last Monday night and Head Gymnastics Coach Steve Cunningham sits in the dark, hacking into the National High School Gymnastics score database. But he was immediately caught red-handed after boosting each girl’s all-around score by a full point, and was forced to inform the team that the Georgia High School Association ordered the immediate and permanent termination of the team. “Our girls are so talented this year, and with just a few more points, our whole team would have qualified for preliminaries in the first meet,” he said. “But don’t get me wrong, I know I made an awful mistake.” While this year’s team had a lot of potential, it has been a long time since the full team has made it past the regular season of competition. Senior Hannah Schrager seems to be taking the news the hardest. “This was supposed to be my year to shine,” said
piqued her interest in joining the Vanderbilt University gymnastics team next year. “Now Vanderbilt won’t get to see my skills, and I’ll never make it onto their team,” she said. “I can’t imagine not continuing my gymnastics career into college.” Schrager had previously arranged for the Vanderbilt gymnastics scouting team to visit one of her meets, and she was mortified when she had to notify the Commodores to cancel their visit. All eight girls on the team are disappointed that they will no longer have a spring sport. Freshman Casey Shoulberg, however, is determined to still receive a varsity letter for the season. “I’m planning on talking to Coach Guthrie about joining the varsity lacrosse team a little late,” said Shoulberg. “I’ve never played before, but I pick up sports really quickly.” “I would like to apologize to all of the team members and families affected,” said Coach Cunningham. “With the loss of my team, I have definitely learned my lesson.”
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Caldwell. “My top three schools would have to be: University of Georgia, Clemson University and Vanderbilt University.” Not only is Caldwell a fan favorite, but Pace Varsity Football Head Coach and retired NFL linebacker Chris Slade had some glowing words for his star player. “Squatch is one of the best football players I have ever had the privilege of coaching,” said Coach Slade. “I have been playing football for a long time, and I know that this kid has what it takes to go all the way. His quickness on his feet, strength in the weight room, and the way he leads the team at such a young age proves to me that he is a special kind of player.” One of Caldwell’s star team-
Scandal Rocks Team Jill Rawls the team. Her love for the sport
Ben Ginsberg
Pace Academy has been the home to a number of outstanding student-athletes, with many excelling in high school and earning college scholarships. But even with all of the great athletes that Pace has produced, one shines above all others: five-star recruit Ben “Squatch” Caldwell. The 6’0” 170 lb. sophomore excels both in the classroom and on the football field. Running a 4.3 second 40 yard dash, Caldwell is untouchable on the field. Not only is he quick on his feet, but Caldwell managed to bench press eleven reps of 225 lbs. in the weight room, proving his unmatchable strength. With such speed and athleticism, one may think that Caldwell has no time to hit the books, but Caldwell takes five AP classes and has a cumulative GPA of 4.0 on the four point scale. The high school standout has already begun to make an impact in the football world and has recently decided which college he will bless with his presence. According to several sources, Caldwell has received a whopping 20 Division I offers. Although Caldwell has many options of colleges, he narrowed the list right away. “When I sat down and really thought about where I see myself playing, there were only three schools that really caught my attention,” said
success. The key to the Wet Boiz victory can be boiled down to one word: humility. “Losing last year really put things into perspective," said Ladden. "This year
we focused more on the game instead of the trash-talking.” The Wonderdogs were incredibly deflated after their loss, which was not unexpected. “It’s really frustrating that two members of our team have played varsity basketball before and we still didn't beat them,” said team captain Brogan Smith. Coming into this game, the Wonderdogs now admit that they were way overconfident in their abilities and thought that they would win from the opening tip. Overwhelming support from most of the juniors in attendance was not enough for the Wonderdogs to prevail. The Wet Boiz now look ahead to the rest of their season, hoping to eventually win the championship. “Our team is so good, we may just need to step up the competition and challenge the varsity team next,” said team member Ben Nottingham. As they look to build momentum into the playoffs, they will surely look back at this win as a major turning point in their season.
Coach Cunningham breaks the news to the team.