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Smart Kim Slater
In-House Editor: Venetia Gosling Publication Date: 05/06/2014 Binding: Paperback Target: Open Market Category: Fiction BIC 1: General fiction (Children's / Teenage) BIC 2: Crime & mystery fiction (Children's / Teenage)
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Kim Slater honed her storytelling skills as a child, writing macabre tales specially designed to scare her younger brother! A self-employed educationbudget manager across several Nottinghamshire inner-city schools, she gained a first-class honours degree in English and Creative Writing from Nottingham Trent University at the age of forty and went on to pursue a MA in Creative Writing. Taking her literary inspiration from everyday life, Kim's debut novel, Smart, brings a brilliant new voice to the world of children's books.
An evocative and compelling debut for fans of The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time
Kim lives in Nottingham with her partner and has one grown-up daughter.
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'I found Jean's friend dead in the river. His name was Colin Kirk. He was a homeless man, but he still wanted to live.'
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There's been a murder, but the police don't care. It was only a homeless old man after all. Kieran cares. He's made a promise, and when you say something out loud, that means you're going to do it, for real. He's going to find out what really happened. To Colin. And to his grandma, who just stopped coming round one day. It's a good job Kieran's a master of observation, and knows all the detective tricks of the trade. But being a detective is difficult when you're Kieran Woods. When you're amazing at drawing but terrible at fitting in. And when there are dangerous secrets everywhere, not just outside, but under your own roof.
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Abandon: Awaken Meg Cabot
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Author Information Biography Meg Cabot is the author of the phenomenally successful The Princess Diaries series as well as many other bestselling novels. She and her husband divide their time between New York and Florida.
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Description Seventeen-year-old Pierce Oliviera knew that by accepting the undying love of John Hayden she’d be forced to live forever in the one place she’s always dreaded most: the Underworld. The sacrifice seemed worth it, but now her happiness and safety in the realm are threatened. The Furies have discovered that John has broken one of their strictest rules and revived a dead soul. If the balance of life and death isn’t restored, both the Underworld and Pierce’s home on Earth will be wiped out by the Furies’ wrath. Pierce has already cheated death once . . . can she do it again?
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Oliver Fibbs 4: The Clash of the Mega Robots Steve Hartley Bernice Lum
In-House Editor: Venetia Gosling Publication Date: 05/06/2014 Binding: Paperback Target: Main Market Ed. Category: Fiction BIC 1: Humorous stories (Children's / Teenage) BIC 2: Children's, Teenage & educational
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Keynote The fourth utterly hilarious book in this comic-strip-style series for younger readers about Oliver Fibbs: the world’s biggest liar.
Description Hi! I'm Oliver Tibbs, a mega-ordinary boy from a mega-brilliant family. Sometimes my life gets a little DAB - Dull and Boring so I get creative with the truth at Show and Tell. I guess that's why some people call me Oliver Fibbs! Right now I'm locked in a battle with the evil genius The Boffin, who has turned my nemesis, The Show-off, into a super robot who plans to take over the world! But I'm fighting back with a mega robot of my own! OK, maybe I'm exaggerating . . . but as I keep telling everyone, THEY'RE NOT FIBS, THEY'RE STORIES!
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Steve Hartley is many things: author, astronaut, spy, racing-car driver, trapeze-artist and vampirehunter. His hobbies include puddle-diving and hamster-wrestling and he was voted 'Coolest Dude of the Year' for five years running by Seriously Cool magazine. Steve is 493 years old, lives in a golden palace on top of a dormant volcano in Lancashire and never, EVER, tells fibs. He is also the author of the brilliantly funny Danny Baker Record Breaker series for Macmillan Children's Books. You can find out more about Steve on his extremely silly website: www.stevehartley.net and at www.panmacmillan.com/gobstoppers/stevehartley
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The Fastest Boy in the World Elizabeth Laird
In-House Editor: Rachel Kellehar Publication Date: 05/06/2014 Binding: Paperback Target: Main Market Ed. Category: Fiction BIC 1: General fiction (Children's / Teenage) BIC 2: Sporting stories (Children's / Teenage)
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Author Information Biography Elizabeth Laird is the multi-award-winning author of several much-loved children's books. She has been shortlisted for the prestigious Carnegie Medal five times. She lives in Britain now, but still likes to travel as much as she can.
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Description Eleven-year-old Solomon loves to run! The great athletes of the Ethiopian national team are his heroes and he dreams that one day he will be a goldmedal-winning athlete like them, in spite of his ragged shorts and bare feet. When his grandfather announces that he's going to take Solomon to Addis Ababa, Solomon cannot believe his ears. A trip to the capital? It's unfathomable. Solomon's joy is increased when he realizes that the Ethiopian running team will be doing a victory parade through the city that day. Maybe he'll get a glimpse of Haile Gebrselassie or Derartu Tulu?! But Solomon's grandfather has other plans. As Solomon follows him through the big, overwhelming streets, he learns something he cannot believe. The strict old man is a war hero who once risked his life to save a friend and has been in hiding ever since. When grandfather collapses, Solomon knows that getting help from his village is up to him. It's a twenty-mile run from the city to home, and grandfather's life hangs in the balance. Can the small barefooted runner with the big heart do it?
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Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 3: Over the Moon Frank Cottrell Boyce Joe Berger
In-House Editor: Rebecca McNally, polly nolan Publication Date: 05/06/2014 Binding: Paperback Target: Main Market Ed. Category: Fiction BIC 1: Children's / Teenage fiction & true stories BIC 2: General fiction (Children's / Teenage)
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Author Information Biography Almost fifty years ago, Ian Fleming, author of James Bond, wrote Chitty Chitty Bang Bang as a bedtime story for his son. Now, Frank Cottrell Boyce jumps into the driving seat and takes Chitty into the twenty-first century. He is the award-winning author of many books. He is also a successful writer of film scripts and, along with Danny Boyle, devised the Opening Ceremony for the London 2012 Olympics.
Keynote The third official sequel to James Bond author, Ian Fleming's, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, written by one of the country's favourite writers.
Description The Tootings are stuck in 1966! Somebody's stolen Chitty Chitty Bang Bang and left them behind. But that's not their biggest problem. Their biggest problem is that Little Harry's been kidnapped by whoever nicked their magical car. There's only one solution. The Tootings must find the Potts - the family that originally built Chitty. Sharing their combined knowledge of how Chitty works, the families stand a chance of rescuing Little Harry and finding the most brilliant car in the world. But a fiendish criminal has different plans, ones that involve flying Chitty Chitty Bang Bang to the moon and putting an explosive scheme into action . . .
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Joe Berger is a prize-winning illustrator and animator. He is co-creator of the Guardian comic strips The Pitchers, Berger & Wyse.
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My Teacher is a Monster! (No, I am not) Peter Brown
In-House Editor: Suzanne Carnell Publication Date: 03/07/2014 Binding: Hardback Target: Main Market Ed. Category: Fiction BIC 1: Picture Books BIC 2: Picture Storybooks
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Author Information Biography Peter Brown is the author and illustrator of many bestselling children's books, including the fabulously funny MR TIGER GOES WILD. He has won a Caldecott Honor and a New York Times Best Illustrated Children's Book award. Peter lives in New York. Find out more about Peter at www.peterbrownstudio.com
Rights: Description Bobby has a problem at school. It's his teacher, Miss Kirby. She stomps, she roars, and she won't even let him throw paper aeroplanes in class . . . what a monster! One day the unthinkable happens when Bobby bumps into Miss Kirby outside school. However, he soon finds out there's more to her than meets the eye. This beautifully illustrated and brilliantly funny book from award-winning artist Peter Brown shows that monsters -- and teachers -- are not always as bad as they seem. Praise for MR TIGER GOES WILD: "Utterly charming" -- Metro "Funky, funny and beautiful . . . an irresistible addition to every wild child's bookshelf" -- Times "Stylish and clever" -- Bookseller
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My New Home Marta Altes
In-House Editor: Emily Ford Publication Date: 05/06/2014 Binding: Hardback Target: Main Market Ed. Category: Fiction BIC 1: Picture Books
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Keynote We’ve just moved house and I feel so far from home . . .
Description Moving to a new home can sometimes feel scary and a little bit lonely, but this little racoon soon discovers that wherever you go adventures soon follow. A beautiful and uplifting story about moving house, making friends and finding a new home. This warm, thoughtful and reassuring story is written from the perspective of a young child. It’s perfect for children about to move house or start new school, but has a universal message for any child about the importance of kindness and acceptance when meeting someone new.
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Marta Altés is the award-winning creator of MY GRANDPA and I AM AN ARTIST! She loves to tell stories and her love of illustration saw her study for a degree in Graphic Design in Barcelona. Marta moved to the UK to study for an MA in Children's Book Illustration at Cambridge School of Art (the best decision she ever made!) and graduated in 2011. Since then she has won the Read It Again! Award and the Nottingham Children's Book Award and her first book NO! (Child's Play) was shortlisted for the Waterstone's Picture Book Prize. Marta lives in London.
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I Am An Artist Marta Altes
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Keynote The perfect book for anyone who loves making art -- and making a mess!
Description Meet the boy who can’t stop creating art! He loves colours, shapes, textures and EVERYTHING inspires him: his socks, the contents of the fridge, even his cat gets a new coat (of paint!). But there’s just one problem: his mum isn’t quite so enthusiastic. In fact, she seems a little cross! But this boy has a plan to make his mum smile. He’s about to create his finest piece yet and on a very grand scale . . . Funny, irreverent and perfect for creative children and adults, this sharp, silly, fabulous book shows that Art is EVERYWHERE! "There's a truly inspirational message in this gloriously anarchic picture book . . . would give Banksy a run for his money." -- Daily Mail "For all future Turner Prize winners" -- Teach Primary "Will have children seeing art in the most unlikely places" -parentsintouch.co.uk
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Marta Altés is the award-winning creator of MY GRANDPA and I AM AN ARTIST. She loves to tell stories and her love of illustration saw her study for a degree in Graphic Design in Barcelona. Marta moved to the UK to study for an MA in Children's Book Illustration at Cambridge School of Art (the best decision she ever made!) and graduated in 2011. Since then she has won the Read It Again! Award and the Nottingham Children's Book Award and her first book NO! (Child's Play) was shortlisted for the Waterstone's Picture Book Prize. Marta lives in London.
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Zoe and Beans: Pirate Treasure! Zoe and Beans Chloe Inkpen,Mick Inkpen
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Chloë Inkpen grew up surrounded by picture books and has a natural gift for storytelling. A love of language and art saw her swap her English Literature course for a degree in Visual Communication at Glasgow School of Art. She spent her final year specialising in children’s book illustration and was awarded second place in the Macmillan Prize for Illustration 2008. She has now published 6 picture book stories in the Zoe and Beans series, working with her father, Mick Inkpen. Chloë lives in London.
Mick Inkpen is one of today’s most popular picture book author/illustrators and the famous creator of both Kipper and Wibbly Pig. Mick has Description won the Children’s Book Award for ‘Threadbear’ The sun is out so Zoe and Beans and best friend Oscar are off on a trip to the and the British Book Award twice, for ‘Penguin Small’ and ‘Lullabyhullaballoo’ and Kipper won a seaside. They’ve got buckets and spades and they’re ready to search for buried pirate treasure! But digging is hard work and treasure is hard to find. It BAFTA for Best Animated Film in 1998. I wasn’t until Mick became a father that he began his career looks like it’s up to clever Beans to sniff some out... in children’s books. Now father and daughter work A new story from the unstoppable Zoe and Beans and a perfect summer read, together in a unique and exciting picture book partnership. Mick lives in Suffolk. ideal for families off on a beach holiday - and any small pirates! Children will love joining in the hunt for pirate treasure in this sunny, fun-filled seaside Rights: story from the best-selling Chloë and Mick Inkpen, a star father and daughter duo. Territorial Rights: World (US Sold) A seaside adventure from Zoe and Beans!
For more information, plus games and activities, visit the interactive website: zoeandbeans.com
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Basher History: Mythology Mary Budzik Simon Basher
In-House Editor: Catherine Brereton Publication Date: 03/07/2014 Binding: Paperback Target: Main Market Ed. Category: Non-Fiction BIC 1: History & the past: general interest (Children's / Teenage)
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Author Information Biography Simon Basher is the creator and illustrator of more than a dozen internationally best-selling books for children including the critically acclaimed Basher Science series (The Periodic Table, Chemistry, Astronomy and more), the Go! Go! Bobo books and Basher's ABC. Based in London, Basher specialises in "graphic surrealism" and his original artwork is regularly exhibited and sold in the UK, Europe, USA and Asia.
Keynote A fresh take on mythology as the Greek, Norse and Egyptian gods join the Basher universe!
Description The myths and legends of the ancient world still fascinate and entertain people the world over. Stories of gods and goddesses have a timeless appeal that captures the attention of generation after generation of children. Basher History: Mythology gives a fresh look to some of the key characters from famous myths and legends - meet Zeus, father of the Greek gods; Norse Freyja, goddess of love, beauty, war and death; and Egyptian Bastet, goddess of cats, along with many many others. A spread about Roman gods provides a handy key to the relationship between Greek gods and their Roman equivalents.
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Mary Frances Budzik is the author of previous Basher Basics titles Grammar, Punctuation and Creative Writing. She has a BA in English Literature from Boston College and an MA in English Literature from Columbia University. She lives in Connecticut, USA.
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Evolution: The Whole Life on Earth Story Glenn Murphy
In-House Editor: Gaby Morgan Publication Date: 05/06/2014 Binding: Paperback Target: Main Market Ed. Category: Fiction BIC 1: Natural history (Children’s/Teenage)
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Author Information Biography Glenn Murphy wrote his first book, Why Is Snot Green?, while working at the Science Museum, London. Since then he has written around twenty popular science titles aimed at kids and teens, including the bestselling How Loud Can You Burp? and A Kids' Guide to Global Warming.
Keynote A fun, doodle-filled book about evolution and life on earth by the acclaimed Glenn Murphy, author of Why is Snot Green?
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His books are read by brainy children, parents and teachers worldwide, and have been translated into Dutch, German, Spanish, Turkish, Finnish, Chinese, Japanese, Korean and Indonesian. Which is kind of awesome. In 2007 he moved to the United States and began writing full-time, which explains why he now says things like ‘kind of awesome’.
What is a selfish gene? What are the kingdoms of life? Why are there no carsized bugs and beetles? Glenn Murphy, author of Why is Snot Green?, answers these and a lot of other brilliant questions in this funny and informative book.
These days he lives in sunny, leafy North Carolina – with his wife Heather, his son Sean, and two unfeasibly large felines.
Packed with doodles and information about all sorts of incredible things, from how we evolved from chemical soup to shrews to human beings, and why bugs really do rule the world, this book contains absolutely no boring bits!
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Everything You Need To Know About The Human Body Patricia Macnair
In-House Editor: Catherine Brereton Publication Date: 05/06/2014 Binding: Paperback Target: Main Market Ed. Category: Non-Fiction BIC 1: Personal & social issues: body & health (Children's / Teenage) BIC 2: Educational: Biology
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Keynote The perfect one-volume guide to the human body for young children aged six and above
Description Readers’ imaginations will be fired on every page with this wonderful singlevolume human body book. It is arranged thematically, with chapters on: parts of the body; growing and changing; food and digestion; the brain and senses; and movement. A range of informative and interactive features perfectly enhance and consolidate each reference section.
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Dr Patricia Macnair studied Medicine at the University of Bristol. After many years working as a GP and in a variety of hospital specialities, she is now also a medical journalist and broadcaster. Her work includes reporting/presenting for the BBC Radio Science unit (Radio 4 and World Service), writing as the health correspondent for BBC online health, and appearances as the medical expert on TV magazine programmes (Channel 5, London ITV and BBC1).
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I Wonder Why Cars Go Fast Sticker Activity Book Moira Butterfield
Keynote A must-have sticker activity book based on the brilliant I Wonder Why series
Description I Wonder Why Cars Go Fast is a fun sticker book, packed full of amazing facts about exciting things that go! Fun quizzes, sticker puzzles, and a choose-yourown adventure game. No dull mazes or boring spot the difference activities! Bite-sized activities will capture the attention of the most reluctant readers. Over 40 stickers are included to help create your own vehicle picture gallery, and discover how you would shape up as a round-the-world rally car driver!
In-House Editor: Catherine Brereton Publication Date: 05/06/2014 Binding: Paperback Target: Main Market Ed. Category: Non-Fiction BIC 1: Transport (Children's / Teenage) BIC 2: Hobbies, quizzes & games (Children's / Teenage)
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Author Information Biography Moira Butterfield has written award-winning novelty titles for pre-school children and a wide range of children's non-fiction books on history, science and nature.
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I Wonder Why Astronauts Wear Spacesuits Sticker Activity
Kath Jewitt
Keynote A must-have sticker activity book based on the brilliant I Wonder Why series
Description I Wonder Why Astronauts Wear Spacesuits is a fun sticker activity book, packed full of amazing facts about Earth and space! Fun quizzes, sticker puzzles, and a choose-your-own adventure game. No dull mazes or boring spot the difference activities! Bite-sized activities will capture the attention of the most reluctant readers. Over 40 stickers are included to help create your own space photo gallery, and discover how well you would shape up as a scientist collecting data on the solar system!
In-House Editor: Catherine Brereton Publication Date: 05/06/2014 Binding: Paperback Target: Main Market Ed. Category: Non-Fiction BIC 1: Space (Children's / Teenage) BIC 2: Hobbies, quizzes & games (Children's / Teenage)
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Author Information Biography Kathryn Jewitt has worked in children's books for over 20 years, as both an editor and a writer. She specialises in interactive and pop-up books, working alongside her paper engineer husband.
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Football Jokes Fantastically funny jokes for football fanatics Macmillan Children's Books
In-House Editor: Gaby Morgan Publication Date: 05/06/2014 Binding: Paperback Target: Main Market Ed. Category: Fiction BIC 1: Sports & outdoor recreation (Children's / Teenage) BIC 2: Humour & jokes (Children's / Teenage)
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Keynote A hilarious collection of the funniest football jokes around!
Description Hundreds of the most hilarious football jokes around. Perfect for football fans to enjoy in between those all-important World Cup games, Premier League matches and European Cup finals. When is a footballer like a baby? When he dribbles. Who's in goal when the ghost team plays football? The ghoulie, of course Why is a football crowd learning to sing like a person opening a tin of sardines? They both have trouble with the key. What goes stomp, stomp, stomp, squelch? An elephant with wet football boots. How does an octopus go on to a football pitch?
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