Bark bark bark
“I bark and I bark but I never feel like I e ect real change”
NYCOA06 Dogs
Annoying and Cute
“I guess you’re right, we have met before.”
“I live each day in uncertainty, forever skating on the razor edge between cookie and no cookie.”
e Perfect Dog
NYCOA05 Cats
NYCOA01 Wine
French Army Knife
“He’s an indoor cat.”
“What’s he doing now?”
Bottle & Corkscrew
"This is the wine talking.”
“This is the wine talking.”
“Susan, this might be just the wine talking, but I think I want to order more wine.”
“Susan, this might be just the wine talking, but I think I want to order more wine.”
3.5 x 8.5 inches
76 lined pages
20 cartoons
cloth binding
Navigate the travails of everyday life and keep track of the daily shuffle with style and aplomb. Add a little humor to your day and take the drudgery out of taking messages, writing daily lists, and scribbling memoranda. The New Yorker note pads make an exceptionally useful and fun accessory for desk and kitchen counters everywhere.
There is no doubt, everyone loves our incredibly popular New Yorker note pads filled with clever and amusing cartoons, they’re sure to tickle your funny bone!
Each colorful note pad has 76 lined sheets interspersed with 20 hilarious cartoons by our favorite New Yorker cartoonists. The elegant cloth binding keeps the cover secure and looking sharp. Each is individually cello-wrapped to ensure quality.
11.5 x 3.5 inches dia.
• 100% natural cotton canvas • sewn label
• WINE TOTES
• 2023
• removable hang tag p.25
Choose from one of two incredibly popular, wine themed designs!
100% Natural Cotton Canvas
• Comfortable Wide Straps
• Screen Printed
• Sturdy High Quality Construction
• Designed in the USA
• Fits All Standard 750 ml Bottles Red, White, Champagne!
The perfect gift for wine lovers!
the new yorker GiFT & STATIONERY • ZIPPER POUCHES
10 x 6.5 inches • 12 oz. cotton canvas • expandable base • black YKK zipper with silver hoop & leather pull • sewn label • removable hang tag
NYZP01 Hamlet’s Duplex
NYZP03 Free Range NYZP04 Leave
These stylish and beautifully designed New Yorker boxed notes include 20 note cards featuring some of the funniest & most popular cartoons from the incredibly talented New Yorker cartoonists. Boxes include magnetic closure and ribbon.
THE NEW YORKER
• FSC certified
2023
NYNW12
Dogs
blank inside
25 cartoons • satin ribbon • elastic closure expandable back pocket
5.25 x 8.5 inches • 200 lined pages
cartoons on inside pages! expandable journal pocket
Each New Yorker journal contains an abundance of hysterical cat & dog cartoons plus an elegant cover with a lovely look & feel, an embossed New Yorker logo and a screen printed cartoon. Inside, find a stylish vellum detail page followed by an array of lined and cartoon pages to fill with your latest musings.
Mark just where you left off with an elegant satin ribbon, tuck those bits & pieces into the expandable pocket and wrap it all up when you’re finished with the handy elastic closure.
NYHM064 Annoying and Cute
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NYHM051 “Is that all you can think about?” 8
NYHM063 Senior Charades “Two words—I forget what they are...”
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NYHM061 Summer Reading Group
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NYHM062 “Open a wine that will make me want to watch the shows you want to watch.”
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NYHM050 “Every day I live in fear that our jobs will be replaced by pillows ”
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NYHM047 “No, we're good. This gentleman accidentally touched my breast and I accidentally broke his nose.”
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NYHM043 I can’t believe I ate all that kale for NOTHING.
NYHM052 Speedo Limit
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NYHM042 “Can I call you back? I’m with a piece of string.”
NYHM038 “They don’t keep you on a leash because they want you to run away.”
NYHM040 “I’ve only been gluten-free for a week, but I’m already really annoying.”
NYHM041 “Susan, this might be just the wine talking, but I think I want to order more wine.”
NYHM039 Takeout Martini
NYHM037 “He’s an indoor cat.”
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NYHM035 “This is the wine talking.”
NYHM030 “I love it. Who did it?”
NYHM029 “ ‘Grrr’ is not a word.”
NYHM012 “Yes they are crazy but they can open the fridge.”
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NYHM011 “After we have sex but before I kill you I’m going to need your help with some shelves.”
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NYHM009 “You’re free-range when I say you’re free-range.”
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NYHM008 “Then one day he said, ‘It’s either me or the damned cat!’”
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NYHM006 Still Married
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NYHM005 “Never, ever, think outside the box.”
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NYHM004 “So, does anyone else feel that their needs aren’t being met?”
NYM100 Empty-Nest-Replacement Cat
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NYM099 “Can you juggle a household, three kids and a career?”
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NYM098 “How could you just walk out on me like this? And, by the way, ‘nit-picking’ has a hyphen.”
NYM097 “I’m concerned about his memory. He keeps asking, ‘Who’s a good boy? Who’s a good boy?’”
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NYM096 “Bad news, Your Majesty— it’s a cyberattack.”
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NYM095 “Open a wine that will make me want to watch the shows you want to watch.”
NYM094 “I’m not losing my memory. I’m living in the now.” 8
NYM093 “I hate her ”
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NYM088 I can’t believe I ate all that kale for NOTHING.
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NYM089 “How else would I keep my solar panels in the sun all day? ”
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NYM090 “It’s a magic potion that makes everything you say interesting ”
NYM091 Wine-Tasting Tour
NYM092 “Every day I live in fear that our jobs will be replaced by pillows ”
NYM086 “I’ve been a mess since Jake left for college, so now we have a boy who comes in a couple of times a week to leave wet towels all over and challenge everything I say.”
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NYM080 “He’s an indoor cat.”
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NYM079 “Don’t you have any sexual fantasies that don’t involve me cleaning?”
NYM077 Bottle and Corkscrew
NYM076 Bad Dog
NYM075 “You slept with her, didn’t you?”
NYM074 “Do you know why I pulled you over? Do you? Do you? Yes, you do.”
NYM073 “They have no military, sire—no one’s ever made it past their receptionist.”
NYM072 “New Year’s resolution— stay this good-looking!”
ISBN 978-1-60931-883-3
NYM070 “Lazy? I’ve been social-networking my ass off.”
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ISBN 978-1-60931-882-6
NYM069 “Skip to the part where the princess climbs to the top of the corporate ladder.”
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ISBN 978-1-60931-879-6
NYM066 “Gucci, Gucci, Gucci.”
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ISBN 978-1-60931-679-2
NYM065 “Listen up and listen up good, ‘cause I’m only going to say this a million times.”
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ISBN 978-1-60931-672-3
NYM058 French Army Knife
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ISBN 978-1-60931-210-7
NYM052 “Can you hang on a sec? I think I just took another picture of my ear.”
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ISBN 978-1-60931-208-4
NYM050 “As I get older, I fnd I rely more and more on these sticky notes to remind me.”
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THE NEW YORKER 3.5”x 3.5” flexible magnet • 4”x 6” hanging cello bag • informative insert p.34
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ISBN 978-1-60931-112-4 NYM048 “Can I call you back? I’m with a piece of string.”
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ISBN 978-1-60931-140-7
NYM042 “Mrs. Hammond! I’d know you anywhere from little Billy’s portrait of you.”
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NYM039 “Our dream is to live long enough to see the end of our renovation.”
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ISBN 978-1-60931-098-1
ISBN 978-1-60931-109-4
NYM036 “So, does anyone else feel that their needs aren’t being met?”
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ISBN 978-1-60931-132-2
NYM019 “Never, ever, think outside the box.”
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ISBN 978-1-60931-110-0
NYM037 “They were bred originally to be hors d’oeuvres.”
9
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ISBN 978-1-60931-131-5NYM013 “Your mother and I are feeling overwhelmed, so you’ll have to bring yourselves up.”
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NYM035 “I usually do two hours of cardio and then four more hours of cardio and then two more of cardio.”
9
NYM017 “What do you do when you can’t sleep?”
NYM025 “I thought it was legal— I wrote it on a legal pad.”
ISBN 978-1-60931-108-7 NYM022 “Any other bright ideas, Mr. Sex-on-the-Beach?”
9
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NYM008 “Yes, they are crazy, but they can open the fridge.”
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NYM014 “What the hell? We could use an idiot.”
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NYM021 “It’s a thongbird.”
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ISBN 978-1-60931-215-2 NYM003 Still Married 9
NYM004 “Make that a double, and give one to the old bitch at the end of the bar.”
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