LIVE IN YOUR WORLD play in ours Patricia Witt
The Game That Ties You Up in Knots
I. Shuffle a deck of cards three times. II. Place the deck in a stack and flip cards from the top. When you reach a face card, stop. III. If the face card is a king, use a royal portrait of a king as the image. If the face card is a queen, use a royal portrait of a queen. If the face card is a jack, use a royal portrait of a jack. IV. Flip the next card, if it is red the image will be placed upon half of a spread. If the card is black, the image will be placed full bleed across the spread. V. On half–image spreads, flip a card. If it is black, use the number on the card to indicate the number of times an element of the photo is repeated. VI. If you flip two cards in a row with the same number, or two cards in a “sandwich,” then use an advertising slogan as the main text of the spread. The typography should dominate the page and be attributed to a member of a royal family. VII. On the spreads determined by doubles and sandwiches, the caption should be centered on the spread.
XXII.
If you want to get ahead, get a hat.
Did somebody say McDonalds?
XXVIII.
XXV.
Quality never goes out of style.
I love New York.
XXXIII.
XXVII.
Because I’m worth it.
X.
Have it your way.
A little dab’ll do ya.
IX.
VIII.
When you got it, flaunt it.
What happens here, stays here.
XXIV.
IMPOSS NOTH I.
SIBLE IS HING —Prince Edward Antony Richard Louis, England
XII.
I’d walk a mile for a camel.
LI.
Hello boys.
Plop, plop, fizz, fizz, oh what a relief it is!
II.
Beauty outside, beast inside.
V.
TASTE RAIN XXXIX.
E THE NBOW —The Royal Highness Crown Princess Mary, Denmark
III.
I can’t believe I ate the whole thing.
Red, white, and you.
XVI.
XLVIII.
Can you hear me now? Good.
XLII.
Live mas.
Live in your world. Play in ours.
XXXVI.
XLVI.
Very funny.
XVIII.
Go to work on an egg.
LICK LID OF XXXI.
K THE F LIFE —Queen Elizabeth Alexandra Mary II, England
XXX.
Do the dew.
Real.
XV.
XXXVIII.
You got peanut butter in my chocolate!
XXXV.
It takes a tough man to make tender chicken.
XXI.
American by birth, rebel by choice.
XLIX.
Where’s the beef?
Power through.
XXXVII.
Say it with flowers.
XIX.
XXXIV.
Just do it.
XLIII.
Success. It’s a mind game.
What’s in your wallet?
XIII.
VII.
Reach out and touch someone.
Give us 22 minutes and we’ll give you the world.
L.
VI.
Think different.
BETWEE AND MA LIES OBS XI.
EN LOVE ADNESS SESSION —King Louis XVIII the Desired, France
A mind is a terrible thing to waste.
XLVII.
XX.
Imagination at work.
XLI.
It’s my way.
Proud as a peacock.
XXXII.
YOU THIRTY M XVII.
U GOT MINUTES —King Charles Emmanuel IV of Sardinia, Italy
XLIV.
You can do it. We can help.
Reassuringly expensive.
XL.
WE D ALL FO XXIX.
DO IT OR YOU —Queen Paola Ruffo di Calabria, Belgium
XLV.
Who could ask for anything more?
XXVI.
Pizza! Pizza!
XIV.
Life tastes good.
Give me a break, give me a break.
XXIII.
SOMETIM FEEL L NUT SOM YOU D IV.
MES YOU LIKE A METIMES DON’T —Prince Henry Charles Albert David of Wales
It’s In There! I. Adidas, 1974
XXVIII. McDonald’s, 1997
II. Alka Seltzer, 1953
XXIX. McDonald’s, 1971
III. Alka Seltzer, 1969
XXX. Mountain Dew, 1990
IV. Almond Joy, 1989
XXXI. Muller, 2007
V. Apple, 2009
XXXII NBC, 1979
VI. Apple, 1997
XXXIII. New York State
VII. AT&T, 1987
Department of Economic
VIII. Braniff Airlines, 1967
Development, 1977
IX. Brylcreem, 1927
XXXIV. Nike, 1988
X. Burger King, 1974
XXXV. Perdue Farms, 1971
XI. Calvin Klein, 1985
XXXVI. Playstation, 2010
XII. Camel, 1921
XXXVII. Powerade, 2015
XIII. Capital One, 2002
XXXVIII. Reese’s, 1972
XIV. Coca Cola, 2001
XXXIX. Skittles, 1984
XV. Coca Cola, 2003
XL. Stella Artois, 1982
XVI. Coca Cola, 1986
XLI. Subway, 1990
XVII. Dominos, 1986
XLII. Taco Bell, 2012
XVIII. Egg Marketing Board, 1950
XLIII. Tag Heur, 1995
XIX. FTD Interflora, 1917
XLIV. The Home Depot, 2003
XX. General Electric, 2003
XLV. Toyota, 1985
XXI. Harley Davidson, 1999
XLVI. TBS, 2004
XXII. Hat Council, 1934
XLVII. United Negro
XXIII. Kit Kat, 1986
College Fund, 1970
XXIV. Las Vegas Convention and
XLVIII. Verizon Wireless, 2002
Visitors Authority, 2003
XLIX. Wendy’s, 1984
XXV. Levi’s, 1990
L. 1010 kHz WINS, 1998
XXVI. Little Caesar’s, 1979
LI. Wonderbra, 1994
XXVII. L’Oreal, 1971
This book was made by Patricia Witt in the Spring of 2017 for Relational, Conditional, Process–Oriented Design.