MAGAZiNE DAVID

Ruby Redd’s Birdcage Bingo

@ Atlanta Eagle | March 15, 8 pm

Ruby Redd’s Birdcage Bingo is always free to play, and all tips go to charity!

St. Patty’s Party

@ The Hideaway | March 17, 10 pm

The Big Irish or Day of Green celebration is on a Friday night, that’s Right! No cover, DJ Mister Richard, and plenty Irish whiskey shots.

Emerald Party

@ The Heretic | March 17, 10 pm – 3 am

Wear your green, queen, and head to Heretic for the ST Patrick’s Day Emerald Party with DJ Joe Gauthreaux.

Jersey Party!

@ Atlanta Eagle | March 18, 4-8 pm

It’s time to get bust out your team’s new jersey or get the old one out of the back of the closet! Come socialize with the rest of the league as we celebrate the opening of the HSL season.

Furry Night

@ Atlanta Eagle | March 18, 9 pm

Spring fever is upon us and all the animals are getting feisty. Whether you are a furry, fur fan, or just want come hang out - we will see you there.

Mistress Isabelle Brooks

@ X Midtown| March 18, 9 pm

X Midtown presents Mistress Isabelle Brooks from RuPaul’s Drag Race season 15! Come out to X Midtown for the 8 pm viewing party, meet & greet with Mistress at 9 pm, and the 10 pm show headlining Mistress and the cast of the Diamond Divas.

SPRUNG

@ My Sisters Room | March 18, 9:30 pm

Your favorite drag queen’s favorite drag queen and RuPaul’s Drag Race season 15 front runner Sasha Colby is coming to headline at MSR Atlanta. Tickets at wussymag.com.

The GAG Ball

@ Underground ATL| March 18, 10 pm – 4 am

Alchemy and Wolftones are teaming up to proudly present: The GAG Ball. This kunty party will be serving glitz, glamour, and stunts galore, featuring deep & dirty house music spun live by a killer DJ lineup. Tickets at universe.com.

Blackout Party

@ The Heretic | March 18, 10 pm – 3 am Blackout party at the Heretic with DJ Mike Pope. No cover all night.

Don Quixote

@ Cobb Energy Performing Arts

Centre | March 18, 9 am - 8 pm

Atlanta Ballet Presents Don Quixote, a classic ballet story loved by audiences for its dramatic score and lavish staging by choreographer Yuri Possokhov. Tickets via Ticketmaster.

MUG CHECK!

@ My Sisters Room | March 19, 8 pm

Mug Check is back every Sunday, providing an open stage to everyone from newcomers to tenured talent.

We all have those moments of ‘wait, did they just say that?’ Lucky for you, we compile the best of the best right here on this page. Want to join in on the b*tch session? Submit your own nuggets to info@davidatlanta.com.

Listen, girl, don’t come for me, I will f*ck your husband.

I just want to be a stay-at-home husbear. You know, with a couple of maids, a chef, a billion dollars, and plastic surgeon on call. Nothing more.

Why doesn’t Grindr have a notice like Netflix “are you still lookin’?”

Please don’t do cocaine on the charcuterie board – it’s Williams & Sonoma!

I want to write poetry about things I really love. Like poppers.

When did being gay become this expensive?

So what if there are UFOs – are they going to take over and make us work ourselves to death with no healthcare? Make the planet unlivable? Bitch, please.