QUIZ: 9 Alcohol Cheats in Animation
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In the past, animated films and shows were, um‌ rather boozy. A review of every G-rated movie created from the 30s up to 2000 said 47% showed alcohol consumption, and in that same period about 9% percent of all cartoons did as well. That's a LOT of drinking in kids' media.
But times have been changing for a while. Nowadays, it's very rare that you'll see any alcohol references in children's animation. BUT!
When they weren't allowed to show alcohol, writers and animators have cleverly tried to cheat the filters by simply replacing it with something else, so they could still show comical drunkenness, bar scenes, or savage hangovers.
Let's see if you can guess which “kid-friendly� substitutes these cartoons used. Even if you completely strike out on all 9, it's pretty interesting!
What Was Used Instead of Alcohol?
1) The Secret Life of Pets (2016)
Illumination Entertainment
Toilet Water
Gravy
Sausages
Cheese Puffs
SAUSAGES
2) Adventure Time (2014)
Cartoon Network
Cucumber Water
Soul Nectar
Melted Glacier
Roll-on Deodorant
CUCUMBER WATER
3) Phineas and Ferb (2008)
Disney Channel
Milkshakes
Juice Boxes
Chocolate Milk
Sports Drinks
MILKSHAKES
4) The Legend of Korra (2014)
Nickelodeon
Noodles
Algae
Soy Sauce
Tree Bark Tea
NOODLES
5) All Hail King Julien (2016)
DreamWorks Animation Television
Pineapple Juice
Dates
Coconut Milk
Vine Sap
COCONUT MILK
6) Chip N' Dale's Rescue Rangers (1989)
Disney Television Animation
Acorns
Rotten Fruit
Catnip Tea
Cheese
ROTTEN FRUIT
7) SpongeBob SquarePants Movie (2004)
Nickelodeon Movies
Ice Cream
Kelp Juice
Jellyfish Jelly
Tar Smoothies
ICE CREAM
8) Transformers (1985)
Hasbro Studios
Metal
Lava
Energy
Lightning
ENERGY
9) My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic (2018)
Hasbro Studios
Maple Syrup
Wheatgrass Juice
Cider
Flower Pollen
CIDER
PLAY AGAIN !
This honestly isn't to cast judgement on films or cartoons that show alcohol consumption. We all may have varying opinions on that, but we can probably ALL agree that cartoons aren't always the best teachers.
Apparently, it's okay to animate someone comically misusing alcohol I mean eh-hem… something not-alcoholic that seems very much like alcohol. Characters can “binge” and “drown their sorrows” and “self-medicate,” so long as it's milk or ice cream or such, right? Hmmmm.
Talk to your kids early about responsible drinking, okay? Earlier than you probably think you'll need to. The world is already teaching them more than you know.
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Thanks to Responsibiliy.org for sponsoring this post. Working with them has opened my eyes much wider to the importance of parents consciously working to stay engaged with their kids, and not just about school or Pokémon or the latest Pixar movie, but especially to have meaningful conversations about often overlooked topics like responsible drinking. As well as all the obvious bigger life stuff they'll need to have a good head on their shoulders about. Like wearing socks and sandals. Ugh.