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RED PAWS
from 11 February 2022 Issue 1 Year 85
by PDBY - Official student newspaper of the University of Pretoria
SOMETHING OF CATZ NO.1 – THE DAY THE PARTY DIED
Uh-huh...
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Yes yes…
… and many of them left the moment they found the body? So there were more of them here
They’re all that’s left?
...as the young Prince known for his lavish parties has been found dead in his home.
Officials have yet to respond to this national tragedy, but foul play has not yet been ruled out…
So, it seems that you lot were dumb enough to stay where the rest have decided to flee.
So, who can tell me? What happened to good ol’ Reggie?
You! When did you last see the young royal breathin’?
I…I know my rights… a-and, I’ll ‘ave you know that I’m a big lawyer here in town y’see. I’m sure y’know me…
B-Benny Mole-
- Don’t waste my time, Benny! Talk!
W-well I wasn’t with ‘im last - y’can ask e-everybody. When last I was with ‘im, we was snortin’ well… and then we hit the bedroom with these kittens and … BUT HE WAS ALIVE AND WELL, I SWEAR!
T-Then these birds done take ‘im back down there to do lord knows what.
I am Dr Elia Catzwell, Reggie’s wife. For one so intoxicated, that fool is right. I did take my husband away, but that was so I could be there when one of his mistresses informs him that he has a son on the way.
Well I guess that leaves you then. Let’s have it then!
We were just about to tell him the news, when he came and took him to that table.
Script: Banathi Nkehli and Micaela
Liebenberg
Storyboard: Banathi Nkehli and Micaela
Liebenberg
Pencils: Micaela Liebenberg
Colours: Micaela Liebenberg
Inking: Micaela Liebenberg
And take off those glasses, the sun ain’t comin’ out for a while, fam.
Ey!? I know you! Aren’t you one of them Redz in parliament? “Down with the Bourgeois.”
Well look at that, it seems we have a special guest at this party! Y’know it’s my first time meeting a royal… alive that is.
What is it? Cat got your tongue?
I’d say he had a lot more when he was alive, hehehe!
Well?
Looks like you’re down with them in more than a few ways!
Pleased to make your acquaintance, Prince Perriwell.
You’d be wise to remember your station, officer. I’ve got nothing to tell you, and you have nothing to hear from me.