Weekly Horoscope

Capricorn (December 22 - January 19)

You don’t actually believe in horoscopes but you can’t help but admit there is a bit of truth to them every time someone mentions how stubborn you are.

Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)

You don’t always have to be honest about everything. Sometimes it is good to lie. And, maybe try showing some empathy once in a while.

Pisces (February 19 - March 20)

Crying in public is not cringy, it’s iconic and everyone wishes they could be as real as you.

Aries (March 21 - April 19)

You are literally perfect. Never change. Also…maybe you should go to therapy.

Taurus (April 20 - May 20)

Stop chasing perfectionism because you’re going to burn out. Other than that, enjoy your feral era.

Gemini (May 21 - June 21)

Your green flag is, you can make friends with anyone. Your red flag is, you can make friends with anyone.

Cancer (June 22 - July 22)

It’s time to binge watch Friends/The Office again and start more arguments about why the one you like is better than the other. Try to spend less money on expensive coffee this week.

Leo (July 23 - August 22)

It’s not an RBF, it’s a scowl. This week you might learn to control your facial expressions. No worries if not, your main character energy makes it all okay.

Virgo (August 23 - September 22)

You do not need so much academic validation, you are more than your academic record. It's 70%, you can calm down.

Libra (September 23 - October 22)

Your friends probably tell you that it’s hard to tell when you’re being serious. Also treat yourself to a donut.

Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)

Let loose you serious goose, Releasing the reins a little will not lead to the end of the world.

Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)

You are extremely fun and easy to love. However, always being knee deep in drama is not a personality trait. This week, maybe try and ask “am I the problem?”