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EVENTS 12.7 – 4:30-7:30pm TEACHER WORKSHOP: SILVER AND GOLD Explore Andy Warhol’s use of silver and gold. Tickets: $30 (includes museum admission, workshop materials, and one drink ticket)

12.8 – 8pm A JOHN WATERS’ CHRISTMAS: HOLIER & DIRTIER Carnegie Lecture Hall (Oakland) Co-presented with Carnegie Museum of Art Tickets $30/$25 members and students; $125 VIP

12.12 – 10am HALF-PINT PRINTS The Factory Families work with The Warhol’s artist educators to create silkscreen prints with children ages 1 to 4 years old. Free with museum admission; Registration is required; Visit warhol.org

12.12 – 8pm RASHAAD NEWSOME: SHADE COMPOSITIONS Carnegie Music Hall (Oakland) Co-presented with PearlArts Studios Free; Registration is suggested

12.31 – 10am - 5pm SPECIAL HOLIDAY HOURS The Warhol will be open on Monday, December 31 from 10 a.m. to 5 p.m.

On view through March 17, 2019 Generous support of Devan Shimoyama: Cry, Baby is provided by the Quentin and Evelyn T. Cunningham Fund of The Pittsburgh Foundation and The Fine Foundation.

Devan Shimoyama, Michael (detail), 2018, Courtesy of Joyce Varvatos and the artist

The Andy Warhol Museum receives state arts funding support through a grant from the Pennsylvania Council on the Arts, a state agency funded by the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania; the National Endowment for the Arts, a federal agency and The Heinz Endowments. Further support is provided by the Allegheny Regional Asset District.

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IF IT KEEPS ON RAININ’ Pittsburgh’s increasing rains are causing heavy damage. Can the region’s infrastructure handle all the precipitation? BY RYAN DETO // RYANDETO@PGHCITYPAPER.COM

HIS YEAR COULD become the wettest year Pittsburgh has ever seen, and it’s capping off a very wet decade. Our old infrastructure might not be able to keep the water at bay. As of Dec. 3, the Pittsburgh region saw 53.32 inches of precipitation in 2018, about four inches below the all-time record set in 2004.

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According to the National Weather Service, the ten-year period from 2009 to now has produced more than 401 inches of precipitation. The previous ten-year period from 1999-2008 precipitated 399 inches, and the decade-long period from 19891998 produced 386 inches. In the 1980s, Pittsburgh only saw 368 inches of precipitation. The increased number of ﬂoods and landslides

are putting more stress on Pittsburgh’s already aging infrastructure. And with climate change hinting at more rain for the Steel City’s future, some are calling for the region to take these infrastructure problems more seriously. According to Greg Scott of Pittsburgh’s ofﬁce of the American Society of Civil Engineers (ASCE), the success of our stormwater system depends on

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precipitation levels staying within a typical range. Pittsburgh’s waterrelated infrastructure is experiencing three main shortfalls: municipal stormwater systems, locks and dams, and problems relating to landslides and lack of green infrastructure. The ASCE recently released a report card for Pennsylvania’s infrastructure, giving the commonwealth a C- overall. For water-related infrastructure, the state did even worse, receiving D grades or below for inland waterways, stormwater, and wastewater. Scott says many of those deﬁciencies can be found in Pittsburgh. To make better grades, prevent local government headaches, save taxpayers money, and possibly avoid catastrophic

“WE ASSUME RAINFALL STAYED WITHIN THESE SET LEVELS. BUT THE OUTLIER STORMS, THEIR FREQUENCY IS INCREASING.” damage from precipitation, Scott says addressing Pittsburgh’s infrastructure shortfalls is necessary to keep the region above water.

MUNICIPAL STORMWATER UTILITIES When it rains too much in Pittsburgh,

Cincinnati is the one who pays dearly. Pittsburgh has a Combined Sewer Overﬂow (CSO), meaning that enough rain — 1/10th of inch in a short time period — will cause stormwater and wastewater (from our toilets) to mix and then overﬂow into the rivers. During heavy storms, that muck makes it into the Ohio River and down to Cin-

cinnati, where it is treated to become drinking water. And with Pittsburgh getting so much precipitation this year, and over the last decade, that has happened a lot. “Last year, for 140 days of the boating season, there was a discharge of CSOs into the river,” says Scott. Scott says reducing CSO overﬂows is important because Pittsburgh is starting to see our riverfronts as an asset, with riverfront development, parks, trails, and even increased water recreation. Scott notes that the Allegheny County Sanitary Authority (ALCOSAN) is currently in the midst of a decadeslong infrastructure project to alleviate some CSO overflow issues. ALCOSAN CONTINUES ON PG. 8

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has also heeded some of the advice of environmentalists to include more green infrastructure in their plan. Green infrastructure includes planting trees and rain gardens that soak up precipitation, instead of letting it run into the rivers. But ALCOSAN’s upgrades won’t ﬁx every storm and wastewater problem in the region. Scott says municipalities should pass legislation to mitigate the stormwater runoff problems that often coincide with large developments. Scott says many new developments, particularly in Allegheny County’s suburbs, include large paved surfaces that give little thought to the effects of stormwater. Parking lots, strip malls, and other car-friendly projects are built mostly on concrete and asphalt. Scott says most don’t consider adding green infrastructure that can help reduce ﬂooding. To change developers’ mindsets about stormwater, Scott suggests mu-

nicipalities create stormwater utility operations. This way, municipalities can measure and charge developers for how much stormwater runoff they create. The more eco-friendly a project is, the less developers would have to pay. “If you generate runoff, you pay. You use more sewage, you pay,” says Scott. “You are sort of incentivizing the conservationist mentality.” Scott says this can localize the importance of reducing stormwater runoff and avoid a mindset of waiting for orders from federal groups like the Environmental Protection Agency. Scott says some regional municipalities have already established these, like Mount Lebanon and Meadville. He hopes more follow suit.

LOCKS AND DAMS The Great Flood of 1936 was the most devastating surge Pittsburgh has ever seen. The water level at the Point crested 21 feet above ﬂood level. The Strip

District and Downtown were almost entirely underwater. Since then, locks and dams have been installed up and down the Allegheny, Monongahela, and Ohio Rivers, helping mitigate floods over the decades. (Floods caused by Hurricane Ivan in 2004 crested the river six feet above flood level.) But those locks and dams are aging. Local industry groups and politicians like U.S. Sen. Bob Casey (D-Scranton) have called for repairs. Casey told TribLive in July that failing to complete the necessary repairs would be “catastrophic” for the Pittsburgh region. Scott agrees. He says maintaining our locks and dams will help avoid catastrophic floods. The U.S. Army Corps of Engineers, which manages the region’s locks and dams, announced on Nov. 28 an additional $123.7 million in repairs funding for the 2019 fiscal year. “These additional funds provide a CONTINUES ON PG. 10

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WTAE meteorologist Ashley Dougherty says landslides have become a “huge concern for folks” in the Pittsburgh area. “Most of our houses are built on hills, and with the excessive rain we’ve had, it has caused a lot of problems,” says Dougherty. Pittsburgh Mayor Bill Peduto proposed allocating an additional $10 million of the city’s 2019 budget to

deal with landslides and issues caused by flooding. According to Scott, landslides provide a unique problem for Pittsburgh because there’s not much that can be done to stop them. Scott says Pittsburgh already has a zoning ordinance that prohibits new construction in landslide-prone areas. He recommends municipalities maintain adequate rainy-day funds to pay for clean-ups after landslides. Scott also says green infrastructure fixes, while good for many communities in Pittsburgh, are not a silver bullet for stormwater management. He says it’s not always wise for hillside communities to saturate their soil with precipitation since that might actually create landslides. “Etna has been very successful in its green infrastructure, but Etna is on an alluvial plane,” says Scott, describing how the river town sits on porous soil that is great at absorbing excess water. “But if you are on the top of a hillside of clay, [green infrastructure] is bad idea.” Scott hopes that as Pittsburgh addresses its water-infrastructure problems, leaders heed the advice of locals, first and foremost, since they understand a region’s topography and history the best. “The solution is varied,” says Scott. “But we have the expertise in Pittsburgh, let’s use it.”

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Pittsburgh-area precipitation by ten-year period in inches 1939 - 1948 361.02

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Tents under water at this year’s Pittsburgh Irish Festival

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RAIN, RAIN, GO AWAY BY AMANDA WALTZ // AWALTZ@PGHCITYPAPER.COM

ARLIER THIS YEAR, the Pittsburgh

Irish Festival was completely under water. Not metaphorically, like actually under water. A terrible storm ﬂooded most of the Riverplex at Sandcastle Water Park, where the festival is held. “We joke that the luck of the Irish ran out,” says Mairin Petrone, director of the Pittsburgh Irish Festival. “One of our fans called it Gaelic Storm.” As a result, the festival, which ran the weekend of Sept. 7, had to cancel for the ﬁrst time in its 28-year history.

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Besides losing an entire day, the following day saw only 30 percent of the usual attendance. The experience speaks to the challenges many in Pittsburgh’s arts and entertainment scene face as extreme storm conditions become more common. The monthly open-air marketplace, Neighborhood Flea, also had a ﬁrsttime cancellation when its September event was threatened by bad storms. Organizers had to prioritize the safety of the vendors, crew, and customers, as

well as the product. “It just wasn’t fair to have the event,” says Carrie Nardini, who founded Neighborhood Flea in 2014. “There was no way it would be good for anybody.” Nardini claims that a number of factors prevent the Neighborhood Flea from setting a rain date or moving indoors, as increased development in Pittsburgh has made many venues unavailable or too expensive. As expected, the uniquely bad weather had an economic impact. Be-

cause of the ﬂood, the Pittsburgh Irish Festival’s parent organization, the Irish Partnership of Pittsburgh, lost around $90,000, all funding that would have gone towards the various educational and Irish heritage events it holds throughout the year. While they regained some of the money through fundraising efforts, Petrone says they still need to recoup $50,000 if they want to host the festival again next year. “It was pretty devastating for us,” says

Petrone, adding that they hope to raise the rest of the money through events like a group tour to the new Guinness Open Gate Brewery & Barrel House near Baltimore and through a gift booth at the Downtown Peoples Gas Holiday Market. Pittsburgh even became a cautionary tale at the most recent conference for the nationwide Association of Irish & Celtic Festivals, which the Pittsburgh Irish Festival attended. “They held a session on how not to be Pittsburgh, and how to make sure you’re prepared ﬁnancially,” says Petrone. While the annual Three Rivers Arts Festival famously has bad luck with rain, its participating artists faced even worse conditions this year. One vendor, silhouette paper cut artist Kathryn Carr of Go Carr Go, arrived at the festival one morning to ﬁnd that her booth had been destroyed by a big storm the night before. “The night security guards had tried to rescue as much of my art as they could, but the damage had been done,” says Carr. “I lost just about everything to the rain.” Nardini believes the rain chased away many of the Neighborhood Flea’s customers and reduced sales for its vendors,

Vendors under tents at the Neighborhood Flea

many of whom are from out of town. With the climate warming, and Pittsburgh seeing intense summer storms become more frequent, many outdoor

event organizers are now bracing for the possibility of severe weather while planning for the future. Still, many seem hopeful, including Petrone, who says the

Pittsburgh Irish Festival has not ruled out the Riverplex as a potential location for next year. “This flood was kind of a freak thing that happened, so the likelihood of it happening again is very small,” she says. This year, heavy rains drenched crowds at Thrival, the three-day multimedia festival presented by Ascender, and shut down its big live music finale. Even so, Ascender CEO Barrie Athol says they already set the dates for next year’s Thrival and have started looking at possible venues. “We’re aware of what happened this year and we’re committed to continuing to put on really great festivals for the city and do everything we can to do that,” says Athol. Nardini says they plan to keep the Neighborhood Flea in the Strip District and hope for the best. “We’re looking forward to another season and crossing our fingers,” says Nardini. “Sometimes you have bad years, sometimes you have good years. This year, though, was generally not kind to artists and outdoor sellers. Everybody is just hoping that next year will be more forgiving.”

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Greetings from one of the 65 million people born in the U.S. between 1965-1980, lovingly known as Generation X. We are like a tennis net between the rallies back in forth, watching balls hurled between Baby Boomers: “You kids are spoiled and don’t know anything!” and Millennials: “You’re spoiled and you ruined everything!” We are used to being in between. We were children as national divorce rates rose and peaked in 1980. We were the Latchkey Kids making our way home with house keys around our necks. Doing homework, chores, maybe starting dinner, until our parents, parent, or guardian showed up. Then there were seminal events and milestones that should have been amazing but weren’t. Nearly every classroom watched as a teacher — she felt like all of our teacher — Christa McAuliffe, took off in the Challenger space shuttle, only to see it explode, in real time, IRL, right before our young eyes. When we began to blossom sexually and explore that very real part of being human, a mysterious disease was discovered. Nameless, no cause or real understanding. You didn’t know much about sex, except that it could kill you. So that very natural, beautiful desire had to be contained, controlled, and even feared. We reclaimed our bodies — adorning our skin with piercings and tattoos. We were called slackers, cynical, misanthropes. Well?! Then we were in college, during a golden age of Hip Hop. We heard A Tribe Called Quest’s “Check The Rhime” for the ﬁrst time. “All the time Tip!” It doesn’t get any better than that. Then: bam! Reces-

sion. Caps and gowns turned into coats and begging cups. The popular Got Milk? ads inspired classic Gen X irony. My senior class photo’s banner read, “Got Work?” Ours was the first generation expected to do less well financially than our parents. Sorry Millennials, we beat you there. But it’s not all bad. I love Gen X. We have an interesting link the 20th and 21st centuries. We went to the library to research, had to wait to talk on the phone or hear our favorite song on the radio or video on MTV. Origami-folded notes thrown at just the right velocity and trajectory were our “texts.” We learned self-reliance: it is not your turn or do it yourself. We try so very hard. We bought houses and had kids, became helicopter parents planning play dates, the antithesis of our childhoods. We won’t get divorced like our parents did, until some do. Or we did not have kids or married because well, duh? We are the diplomatic middle. So I am grateful to the Baby Boomers who put their lives on the line to register people to vote and protest wars, fought for the environment and for civil rights. To the Millennials, thank you for pushing intersectional justice and fighting against patriarchal systems of power. The story of Generation X is still being written. As someone told me recently, we may be the flyest 40 and 50-yearolds around. We have a DIY spirit to create family without a blueprint. Optimists hidden behind a very sheer scrim of cynicism. I just have one request to the Baby Boomers and Millennials: Maybe you could put down your rackets, come to the net and listen.

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years ago, the Healthy Ride bikeshare program has doubled in size. On Nov. 29, the nonprofit celebrated the opening of its 100th station at the corner of Penn Ave. and Winebiddle Street in Garfield. The installation of the Garfield station marks a milestone in expanding the Healthy Ride system further throughout the city. Pittsburgh Bike Share, based in the Strip District, has operated Healthy Ride since May 2015. This year the company worked to double its footprint with 50 new stations and 200 bikes. In addition to the two in Garfield, stations installed this summer and fall are in Bloomfield, Downtown, East Liberty, Friendship, Homewood, Larimer, Lawrenceville, North Side, Oakland, Strip District, Squirrel Hill, and Uptown. The new stations are designed to be smaller than previous iterations, to make it easier to install in residential neighborhoods and decrease the parking spaces taken up by Healthy Ride docks. The typical new station holds six bikes, where older stations average docks for 19 bikes. “It’s all part of meeting the demands of Pittsburgh,” David White, Executive Director of Pittsburgh Bike Share said in a news release Thursday. “We’re not New York City or D.C., we’re Pittsburgh. We need more points for people to access bike share, but don’t need the mega stations that you see in America’s largest cities. We can take up less street and sidewalk space while still fulfilling the needs of neighborhood residents.” Pittsburgh Bike Share plans to install

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75 more stations by spring 2019. Once online, the whole network has the potential to reach up to 170,000 individuals living within a quarter mile of a bike share station. Choosing where to put new stations depends on several factors, including visibility, access to sunlight (most kiosks are solar-powered) and proximity to other stations. On its expansion website, Healthy Ride is accepting feedback and suggestions regarding new station locations. The network is designed for quick bike trips that take users from one station to the next in 30 minutes or less. “We’ll continue working with neighborhoods, installing new stations in 2019 to create quick connections so that thousands of people will only ever be a few minutes’ walk from jumping on a quick bike ride,” White said. “We think everyone should have access to short bicycle trips— that means installing new stations, but also increasing access to all, with easy options for Port Authority ConnectCard users, and options for low income residents.” As City Paper reported in March, part of the expansion into new neighborhoods is aimed at improving accessibility of the program to low-income riders. Healthy Ride bikes allow users to tap Port Authority ConnectCards for free 15-minute rides — even if those riders don’t have a credit card. Based on its expansion map, the next stations to pop up will be concentrated in the South Side, North Side, Larimer, and Hill District and are expected to be live in spring 2019.

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ECENTLY, I DECIDED to invest a little money in some film equipment. Step one was to buy a decent tripod. After researching prices, it appeared Best Buy would be the “best buy” for me. Unfortunately, I was mansplained there two weeks in a row. What’s that old saying? Mansplain me once, shame on you. Mansplain me twice, shop online. I think that’s how it goes. I entered the store and was immediately greeted by a young man who asked what I was buying. I explained that I needed a tripod for my iPhone. He escorted me to the tripod section and informed me that they don’t make tripods for iPhones. He explained that I would need to buy an adapter for the tripod. He went searching for an adapter, returning 45 minutes later laughing and repeated, “Yeah… They don’t make tripods for iPhones.” Noted. I bought the tripod with the adapter and skedaddled. I got home, opened the tripod and lo and behold … . It was a tripod for an iPhone. It already had the attachment connected. I began to inspect the box which indicated it was a tripod for iPhones. Umm… . Not only was I actually right, I was mocked then encouraged to spend more money. Not cool, man. Hence, my second visit to Best Buy. I needed to make a return. The only woman working in the entire store happened to be working returns. I told her my story about the know-it-all boy and she laughed with me in a “sisterhood is global” kind of way. As I was leaving, I noticed that they sold Apple Watch bands. I really needed a new one and was right there. I started to peruse the bands, and a different male employee approached me. He asked about the model of my watch. I explained it was a gift and I wasn’t sure. He laughed, looked at it and told me which model it was. I chose a band in the size that he recommended. After I paid, I started putting the new band on my watch while I was still in the store. Guess what? It was the wrong size. Then he tried to convince me to buy the band even though it looked insane. Two returns in the same day. Bravo, men of Best Buy. I finally figured out the model of my watch and choose a proper band. At this point the same guy tried to discourage me from purchasing that specific brand. He said, “That’s not just Apple, it’s also Nike. Not sure you want to be supporting that company right now.” I loudly sighed, shook my head, handed him the band and in my most dismissive voice I said, “Just do it.”

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HE VIBRANT interior of Beechview’s Alquisiras Paleteria transported me from a gray, harsh street to an inviting room ﬁlled with a rainbow of popsicles and buckets of homemade ice cream. Since the owners were closing down when my friends and I arrived, we made quick decisions to repay their graciousness. We ordered almost everything off the menu: a potato quesadilla, a chicken gordita, a steak torta, a chicken tostada, and a chorizo

sope. The owners went to work while their daughter talked us through the freezer offerings. Our food came out quickly. Dishes exploded with ingredients and ﬂavor, requiring an entire roll of paper towels. It was delicious, homey food. I favored the torta and the sope. Thin, tender pieces of steak melted into thick torta bread, neither of which overpowered the light condiments. Stringy queso fresco added an almost overwhelming salty taste. Sopes are similar to tosta-

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das with an unusually thick tortilla as the base. The sope was smothered in a smoky chorizo and potato mixture and topped with lettuce, queso, avocado, and a drizzle of sour cream — the smooth, thick base held together well

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If I wasn’t already in love with the food, this salsa convinced me. It was smoky and full of flavor with just a touch of heat at the end. It worked beautifully with the lush sope, adding a sharp tang.

The owner’s hilarious daughter kept us entertained while we waited, chatting about life as a middle schooler. It was an unexpected conversation that kept us laughing all the way to the car.

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through bites, unlike a crispy tortilla which was prone to crumble. The popsicle selection ranged from eggnog to mango to walnut, some with milk and some without. We chose three: strawberry with water, guava with passion fruit, and vanilla and got started after our gorditas (by this point, I was feeling like a gordita myself). Alquisiras Paleteria’s popsicles were fresh and homemade. My favorite was the insanely delicious strawberry that was jammed with chopped berries. Alquisiras Paleteria is still smoothing out its edges, serving an ever-changing and ever-growing menu featuring tamales, pozole, and tacos on weekends. But one thing is certain: the paleteria makes ice cream worth eating, even when it’s snowing.

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ain. Along with ﬁve of his comrades, he was sentenced to prison for “treason and mutinous acts” and sent to the Western coast of Australia. Luckily, they managed to overtake their captors and escape. “Some may call me traitor, others, hero, but I, I call myself Michael Harrington, Frenian brother and part of the Fremantle Six,” Harrington bellows. Visually, the video resembles one of those talking paintings from Harry Potter, the torso relatively stiff as the head bobs and turns expressively. The script and delivery have all the earmarks of a museum-produced educational video. If you’re the type that stops at every video in history exhibits, you’ll feel right at home with Living Wine Labels. If Australian history doesn’t pair well with your drinking habits, it might be worth exploring other wines that work with the app. The Walking Dead bottle, for example, shows a zombie coming to life, breaking out of the bottle and smashing your phone screen. Neat. The app does have a gimmicky vibe (if you close your eyes, you can smell the digital ad agency where this was pitched). But in the spirit of the season, it never hurts to lower your standards a bit and enjoy a silly app and share it with your friends. It’s gimmicky and pointless, but then again, so are all the best gifts. Happy hunting.

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CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): A blogger on Tumblr named Ffsshh composed a set of guidelines that I think will be apt and useful for you to draw on in the coming weeks. Please study these suggestions and adapt them for your healing process. “Draw stick figures. Sing off-key. Write bad poems. Sew ugly clothes. Run slowly. Flirt clumsily. Play video games on ‘easy.’ OK? You do not need to be good at something to enjoy it. Sometimes talent is overrated. Do things you like doing just because you like doing them. It’s OK to suck.”

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21):

Robert Louis Stevenson published his gothic novel Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde in 1886. It was a bestseller, and quickly got turned into a theatrical production. In the ensuing 132 years, there have been well over a hundred further adaptations of the story into film and stage productions. Here’s the funny thing about this influential work: Stevenson wrote it fast. It took him three feverish days to get the gist of it, and just another six weeks to revise. Some biographers say he was high on drugs during the initial burst, perhaps cocaine. I suspect you could also produce some robust and interesting creation in the coming weeks, Sagittarius — and you won’t even need cocaine to fuel you.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Aquarian athlete Michael Jordan is the greatest basketball player who ever lived. He was also the first to become a billionaire. But when he was growing up, he didn’t foresee the glory that awaited him. For example, in high school he took a home economics class so as to acquire cooking abilities. Why? He imagined that as an adult he might have to prepare all of his own meals. His ears were so huge and ungainly, he reasoned that no woman would want to be his wife. So the bad news was that he suffered from a delusion. The good news was that because of his delusion, he learned a useful skill. I foresee a similar progression for you, Aquarius. Something you did that was motivated by misguided or irrelevant ideas may yield positive results.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): The Bible does not say that Mary Magdalene was a prostitute or even a “sinner.” There’s no mention of her sexual proclivities at all. Delusional ideas about her arose in the Middle Ages, instigated by priests who confused her with other women in the Bible. The truth is that the Bible names her as a key ally to Christ, and the crucial witness to his resurrection. Fortunately, a number of scholars and church leaders have in recent years been working to correct her reputation. I invite you to be motivated and inspired by this transformation as you take steps to adjust and polish your own image during the coming weeks. It’s time to get your public and private selves into closer alignment.

ARIES (March 21-April 19): When I write a horoscope for you, I focus on one or two questions because I don’t have room to cover every single aspect of your life. The theme

do you regard as beautiful? Whatever your answers might be to those questions right now, I suggest you expand and deepen your definitions in the coming weeks. You’re at a perfect pivot point to invite more gorgeous, lyrical grace into your life; to seek out more elegance and charm and artistry; to cultivate more alluring, delightful magic.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): You know the expiration dates that appear on the labels of the prescription drugs you buy? They don’t mean that the drugs lose their potency after that date. In fact, most drugs are still quite effective for at least another ten years. Let’s use this fact as a metaphor for a certain resource or influence in your life that you fear is used up or defunct. I’m guessing it still has a lot to offer you, although you will have to shift your thinking in order to make its reserves fully available.

I’ve chosen this time may seem a bit impractical, but if you take it to heart, I guarantee you it will have practical benefits. It comes from Italian author Umberto Eco. He wrote, “Perhaps the mission of those who love humanity is to make people laugh at the truth, to make truth laugh, because the only truth lies in learning to free ourselves from insane passion for the truth.” I swear to you, Aries, that if you laugh at the truth and make the truth laugh in the coming days, you will be guided to do all the right and necessary things.

looming opportunities. 1. “What are you willing to give up, in order to become who you really need to be?” — author Elizabeth Gilbert 2. “Leave the door open for the unknown, the door into the dark. That’s where the most important things come from.” — Rebecca Solnit 3. “You enter the extraordinary by way of the ordinary.” — Frederick Buechner 4. “Happiness is like a butterfly which, when pursued, is always beyond our grasp, but, if you will sit down quietly, may alight upon you.” — Nathaniel Hawthorne

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CANCER (June 21-July 22):

You have a cosmic mandate and a poetic license to stir up far more erotic fantasies than usual. It’ll be healthy for you to unleash many new thoughts about sexual experiments that would be fun to try, and novel feelings you’d like to explore, and people whose naked flesh you’d be interested to experience sliding and gliding against yours. But please note that the cosmic mandate and poetic license do not necessarily extend to you acting out your fantasies. The important thing is to let your imagination run wild. That will catalyze a psychic healing you didn’t even realize you needed.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): In my continuing efforts to help you want what you need and need what you want, I’ve collected four wise quotes that address your

I’ve called on author Robert Heinlein to provide your horoscope. According to my astrological analysis, his insights are exactly what you need to focus on right now. “Do not confuse ‘duty’ with what other people expect of you,” he wrote. “They are utterly different. Duty is a debt you owe to yourself to fulfill obligations you have assumed voluntarily. Paying that debt can entail anything from years of patient work to instant willingness to die. Difficult it may be, but the reward is self-respect. But there is no reward at all for doing what other people expect of you, and to do so is not merely difficult, but impossible.”

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): What does “beauty” mean to you? What sights, sounds, images, qualities, thoughts, and behavior

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Libran rapper Eminem is renowned for his verbal skill. It may be best exemplified in his song “Rap God,” in which he delivers 1,560 words in six minutes and four seconds, or 4.28 words per second. In one stretch, he crams in 97 words in 15 seconds, achieving a pace of 6.5 words per second. I suspect that in the coming weeks, you will also be unusually adept at using words, although your forte will be potent profundity rather than sheer speed. I encourage you to prepare by making a list of the situations where your enhanced powers of persuasion will be most useful.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): In May of 1883, the newly built Brooklyn Bridge opened for traffic. Spanning the East River to link Manhattan and Brooklyn, it was the longest suspension bridge in the world. But almost immediately people spread rumors that it was unstable. There was a growing fear that it might even crumble and fall. That’s when charismatic showman P. T. Barnum stepped in. He arranged to march 21 elephants across the bridge. There was no collapse, and so the rumors quickly died. I regard the coming weeks as a time when you should take inspiration from Barnum. Provide proof that will dispel gossipy doubt. Drive away superstitious fear with dramatic gestures. Demonstrate how strong and viable your improvements really are.

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ESPITE BEING IN business for more than three decades — churning out more than 20,000 independent titles from artists like Pow Wows, Bobkat ’65, and The Mullens – Get Hip Recordings still manages to ﬂy under the radar. Last summer, the independent record label and distributor became a fully functioning label, record store, and performance venue called Get Hip Records, on Columbus Avenue, in North Side. The new space has exposed the label to a new generation of listeners. “When young people stop for the ﬁrst time, they think that everything here happened in the last year,” says Get Hip’s vice president, Barbara Garcia-Bernardo.

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“It’s like ‘Oh, no this is huge! It’s not something you build in just a couple of years!’ Then they’re like, ‘Why don’t I know about it?’” Get Hip has maintained its hidden-gem status largely because owner Gregg Kostelich — Garcia-Bernardo’s husband — is the lead guitarist in popular Pittsburgh garage band, The Cynics. Looking to release albums on the band’s terms, Kostelich founded Get Hip in 1986, along with then-bandmates Michael Kastelic and Bill von Hagen. But running a business and band take up a large chunk of time, and some details fell by the wayside. “We didn’t have a whole lot of press [for Get Hip] because The Cynics were touring quite a lot,” GarciaBernardo says. “[We would] release records, do promo-

tion and sell them, and tour, then back in the same circle again.” Word of mouth and touring turned out to be the best means of promotion. Through The Cynics travels, Garcia-Bernardo was able to network in person and make connections around the world. That networking not only helped the band, but also the diversity of the record store’s catalogue. “Thanks to contacts we’ve made over the years, we get stuff from all over the world,” Garcia-Bernardo says. “We do a lot of trading with Spain, England, Italy, California, and Canada and try to stay very active in the market.” One thing visitors won’t ﬁnd at the store is music from major labels — although there is some classic

Artwork by Karl Mullen, shown on the walls of Get Hip

rock, blues, and jazz. Since Get Hip is an independent label, they try to match that ethos in their record selections. But having a network of international friends, however, don’t necessarily equate to a successful brick and mortar store. Like with any new business, the Get Hip store took time to gain traction. While the ﬁrst few summer months last year were good because of the store’s novelty, it wasn’t until the start of this holiday season that business began picking up again. Lately, Garcia-Bernardo says sales have been consistent and believes this is due to a combination of the time of year — many people from out of town that know The Cynics have come to visit the store — and performances and events held in the space.

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“Business depends on what events we have going on,” Garcia-Bernardo says. Across from the Get Hip offices on the third floor— the record store is on the second floor — is a space that’s been recently remodeled into a performance area, complete with stage and curtains. Currently, the walls are covered in artwork from Karl Mulen, whose exhibit debuted Nov. 23. Along with a constant rotation of art, there are usually about four to six shows a month, and GarciaBernardo holds yoga classes there three days a week.

Get Hip also hosts album release shows for Pittsburgh musicians, and is an advocate for local artists. Any band, of any genre or popularity, can sell their albums at the store. “It’s like a consignment deal,” GarciaBernardo says. “We take very little markup on it, but we have the space and the tools, so we have it there.”

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HE PRICE of a cup of Port of Mokha coffee is about $16. That’s not a misprint — it’s $16 for a single cup. Port of Mokha’s coffee is widely considered some of the best in the world, but even if it weren’t, that $16 might be a more justiﬁed price than you’d think. Starting with the farmers who tend coffee trees and the workers who handpick every bean, to the roasters and baristas, a cup of coffee is one of the most labor-intensive goods in the world. Mokhtar Alkhanshali, the founder of Port of Mokha and the subject of Dave Eggers’ The Monk of Mokha (Knopf), says that as many as 20 people may be involved in bringing that single cup to a cafe or coffee shop. “You’re waiting in line for minutes and you’re wondering what took so long,” says Alkhanshli. “But it probably took a year to get to you. And anywhere along that path it could have been ruined.” Alkhanshali and Eggers will speak Dec. 10 at Carnegie Music Hall in Oakland as guests of Pittsburgh Arts & Lectures’ Ten Evenings series. Alkanshali’s story is one of fortitude and perseverance. A Yemeni American born in Brooklyn and raised in the Tenderloin section of San Francisco, Alkhanshali hustled his way into jobs at clothing stores and an automobile dealership before he was 20. He dropped out of college and worked as a doorman for an exclusive San Francisco apartment building.

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It wasn’t until he discovered a statue, known as the Hills Brothers Coffee Drinker, right across from the apartment building, that his passion for coffee was ignited. Alkhanshali learned that, just like his family, the man depicted in the statue was from Yemen. Thus began a journey that led him to borrowing thousands of dollars to hire a consultant to learn the coffee trade. Eventually, it led him to his homeland where he recruited farmers with the promise of improving their lives through fair trade practices. Besides the logistical business and ag-

ricultural challenges, in 2015 Alkhanshali faced a Yemen that was spiraling into a violent civil war. The coffee consultant working with Alkhanshali was advised to return to the United States because of the dangers to foreigners. As Alkhanshali ventured across Yemen to recruit farmers, he more often than not found himself in dangerous situations. He was lucky, but also thinks a higher power was guiding him. “Certainly, logic can take you from Point A to Point B, but faith can take you anywhere,” says Alkhanshali. “Looking at my story, it’s hard for me not to acknowledge that.

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Whether you call it Allah, God, Jesus, Yahweh, the Force — whatever it is, there’s something there. Because along my journey I kept getting protected, guided along this path. It happened one time after another, and there was no logical trajectory to take me from where I was to where I am today.” Alkhanshali did not risk his life to make ordinary coffee. Yemeni coffee, known for its natural sweetness, has long been considered extraordinary, and Coffee Review gave it a 94 rating, its second highest score ever. “It has the most amount of cultivars and genetic diversity,” says Alkhanshali, comparing the country’s various coffees to different types of apples. “There’s not much water in these areas so the trees are constantly under stress,” he says. “It’s just like when grapes are stressed, they produce sweeter wine. The same kind of thing happens with our coffee. It produces more intense flavors. All these things make for perfect conditions for very unique flavors.” Alkhanshali pays Yemeni farmers $6 for a kilo of coffee beans; the usual rate is 50 cents per kilo. The farmers are thus able to pay workers a decent wage. He’s financed micro loans to help farmers reestablish their coffee crops. “The thing about what I do is — it’s not charity,” he says. “A lot of NGO work sometimes creates dependency. But these farmers work really hard to bring you coffee, and I’m helping them to bridge these markets. I think in this way, I empower them.”

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OHN WATERS returns to Pittsburgh for the latest installment of his gleefully provocative holiday spokenword show, “A John Waters Christmas: Holier & Dirtier.” Pittsburgh City Paper spoke to the legendary ﬁlmmaker, author, and all-around showman about holiday hybrids, naughty carols, and more.

HOW DOES THE NEW SHOW COMPARE TO PREVIOUS YEARS? Every year I write all new stuff because I go to a lot of the same cities. You can be lazy and call it a “command performance” — that’s a code word for “you didn’t write new stuff.” … So I’ve got lots of new material. I always do. I always feel that’s my duty. But certainly I talk about different ways I’d like to produce Christmas specials and concerts … I talk about different kinds of Christmas music and the kind I’d like to produce. That’s one of the subjects I talk about heavily. I talk on every subject, really. Well, I don’t have any sports jokes. I feel bad. I should think of one sports joke. WHAT BROUGHT ON DOING THESE SPOKEN WORD SHOWS TO BEGIN WITH? I always did them from the very beginning because when my movies ﬁrst came out, nobody ever heard of us. The big circuit was the college circuit then for art movies, and we always did the best in art theaters. So we would go there and we would need some gimmick to get people to come, so I would come out and introduce the movies and then Divine would come out and we’d have a cop pretend to arrest us and Divine would strangle the cop. It was like a vaudeville act. The Christmas show came after my book Crackpot. There’s a chapter about why I love Christmas and the Castro Theatre promoter asked me to do a Christmas show and it has grown from that. I WOULD IMAGINE PEOPLE THINK YOU’D BE A MUCH BIGGER FAN OF HALLOWEEN. I used to love vandalism at Halloween! We used to do terrible stuff. My friend would pour gas all over the lawn … and he would ring the bell and throw a match and the whole lawn would light

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up. And then it became gay Christmas, which I kinda liked. But now there are just parades of drag queens for heterosexual families to come applaud and show their tolerance. Which, I don’t know, I think vandalism is more fun. I always say we should mix Halloween with Christmas because pretty soon the holiday season is going to start on Labor Day. ... I think people should go trick-or-treating at Christmas. Just mix everything up … go Christmas caroling and shriek scary songs backwards when they open the door.

I LIKE THE IDEA OF COMBINING TRICKOR-TREATING WITH CAROLING. AREN’T YOU SUPPOSED TO GIVE SOMETHING TO CAROLERS WHEN THEY COME AROUND? No, I don’t think so. Are you supposed to tip them? Maybe you’re supposed to give them cider or something … I would hate it if carolers came to my door. I would call the police. If I opened the door and there was a bunch of people singing “Silent Night” I don’t know what I’d do. WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE CHRISTMAS SONGS? I have lots of parodies of all of them — dirty versions, sacrilegious versions. I did put out a Christmas album that had “Santa Claus Is a Black Man” which is a great, great song. Actually, when the album came out, [then Baltimore Mayor Martin O’Malley] invited me to turn on the Christmas lights for the city downtown, and we played that as I came on stage.

I hate “The Little Drummer Boy” more than any Christmas carol ever … My favorite Christmas carol is one called “Fat Daddy” by an African-American disc jockey [Paul “Fat Daddy” Johnson] that I based Motormouth Maybelle on in Hairspray … And it was a huge hit in Baltimore only. WHAT ARE YOU HOPING AUDIENCES WILL TAKE FROM THIS YEAR’S SHOW? A sense of cheer about the holiday, even if they dread it. It’s tough politically now because you go home and if your family is like the rest of the country, split down the middle, it’s really hard to talk politics. And it’s almost impossible to bring it up even if everybody believes the same thing because everyone just starts ranting and discussing it. Maybe you should pass out whistles and every time politics are mentioned you just start blowing the whistle so nobody ﬁghts.

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HOTOGRAPHY IS a medium that more or less captures the world as it is, but two new exhibits at the Silver Eye Center for Photography showcase the more abstract side of the form. The In-Between by Trisha Holt and Door into the Dark by Lauren Semivan, both opening Dec. 6 with an artist talk between Holt and Semivan, explore abstract photography in contrasting ways. “[Holt’s] is very colorful, very playful, she’s thinking a lot about what photography can be. With [Semivan’s], even the title itself is just an invitation to meditate on these images,” says Kate Kelley, assistant curator at Silver Eye. Holt’s work plays with the viewer’s perception of reality, using collages to overlap real and fake images, creating surreal scenes. In “A Multitude,” a human hand appears to be holding a plastic hand in front of a ﬂoral backdrop. But actually, Holt notes, the real hand is holding a photograph of a fake hand. “Orange (twice)” is an image of a thumb pressing into an orange as

juice runs down the subject’s leg. Some of the piece is just a photo of the juice running down the leg, but some of it is a photo of a photo of juice running down the leg. It’s hard to tell what’s real, even for Holt. When printing the photos, she mistook part of the collage for a printing error.

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“I can’t believe it tricked me! I was there, I made this. That’s my own arm,” says Holt. “There’s something really curious to me about this where it can be kind of chaotic or not be matching up but we still read it as itself.” Her pieces also play with the analog and digital, making for meta moments when a viewer, taking a picture of one of her pieces, is actually taking a picture of a picture of a picture. But some-

times the opposite happens, and viewers don’t yet understand what they’re seeing enough to photograph it. “We’re so accustomed to being photographed all the time that we’re so visually literate,” says Holt. “A lot of times when I’m deconstructing images and reconstructing images it makes it more of a viewing experience and less of a ‘now let’s take a photo of it.’” Holt’s images are eye-catching because of their brightly-colored trickery, but Semivan’s images are striking for a different reason. Her photography, while also abstract, is in black and white. The images in her collection are made up of draped fabric, paint, arranged objects, and occasionally human ﬁgures. They look closer to paintings than photographs. In “Gift,” white paint appears in splotches and geometric lines over a black surface, and vice versa. The use of black and white highlights many variations of those colors. “How I begin working is never really consistently the same each time,” says Semivan. “Each photograph is

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part of a transition to the next image, as opposed to a deﬁnite beginning and ending point.” Semivan works in black and white, not just because the palette suits her work, but because she uses a 20th-century large format camera, allowing her to capture something that cannot be done digitally. “A lot of the power in my images comes from abstraction, which I would need to entirely reformulate if color was involved,” says Semivan. “Maybe there is something about [black and white photography’s] primitive form and potential for abstraction that actually allows for so much translation and reinvention.” The collections pose a visual and conceptual contrast to each other, both in their use of color and their abstraction. While abstract art can be a tricky genre to understand, Kelley thinks these two collections are a good entry point. “These shows are a really good opportunity for anyone who’s interested but may be intimidated by abstract art.”

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THE LONG SHIFT BY JORDAN SNOWDEN JSNOWDEN@PGHCITYPAPER.COM

ONE OF THE four founders of DJ union Longturn Music are from Pittsburgh. To ﬁnd their niche in a new city, they started attending electronic music shows and found that the environments weren’t that welcoming to newcomers. They felt like interlopers in the local house and techno music scene. “When we ﬁrst moved here respectively,” says Brendan Barstow, one of Longturn’s founders and current head of social media, “we all found parties that we liked and occasional shows that we were into, but overall it seemed like those scenes were insular. Or like, you had to be in the know, and it felt a little inaccessible for us as outsiders coming into Pittsburgh.” The idea for Longturn Music was born. The intention was to create a music collective that would link people that might not have otherwise met and to make the underground techno and house scene feel more like a community, rather than a one-off party every few months. “We wanted to create more of a feel of getting to know each other and building more of a deeper relationship with the people that come so they could be like, ‘Hey, every month I know these guys are throwing a party, and I know there will be people I know there,’” says Barstow. A passion project rather than a source of income, the three Longturn

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ofﬁcers – Barstow, Liam Regan, who’s head of business, and head of booking, Elias Menninger– have 9-to-5 jobs. They plan events, book acts, and run the collective during their free time. “Right now, we all have pretty intense day jobs,” says Barstow. “Sometimes it can be tough, like we’ll be posting stuff or discussing booking over a lunch break, but most of the time the two don’t overlap. Honestly, it’s a really cool balance.”

In addition to working a second shift to make the DJ union possible, they wanted to bring Pittsburgh ties and the blue-collar work ethic into their creation. During the manufacturing boom, factory workers would work 12-hour day or night shifts. In order to switch shifts after two weeks, one of the groups would work 24-hours straight. That allday labor was called the “longturn.” While learning about Pittsburgh history, Menninger and his dad came across that information and felt the name was perfect for the collective. Unlike the factory workers, Barstow, Regan, and Menninger don’t make any money from Longturn Music. All the

income goes right back into the business, giving them more freedom when planning events. “To not have to worry about whether it’s going to pay bills liberates us to be way riskier and more exciting with our bookings and what we make our parties like because we’re not thinking ‘How are we going to make money?’,” says Barstow. “We’re thinking ‘How are we going to make this an awesome time?’” Since creating Longturn a little over a year ago, the attendance at shows has unexpectedly grown. The first show the collective held had a decent turnout, but it was mainly friends and friends of friends who came to support, but weren’t necessarily into the genre of music. At the most recent Longturn event, Kill Frenzy – a Belgian DJ – played at Spirit. Barstow says 400-450 people attended. “I knew like 50 of them, which is crazy to me because that means people are finding out about us through the music and more organically, it’s not just friends.” The first Saturday of every month, one of Longturn’s resident DJs plays at Brillobox, the collective’s home base. The group also brings in acts from out of town, mainly DJs from Europe and the U.K. because house and techno music is significantly bigger overseas than in America. “Our resident DJs are really strong, but in terms of getting people interested that otherwise don’t know what we’re doing, bringing in a bigger name brings in so many different faces who might not otherwise check us out,” says Barstow. “But we always want to make sure that when new people come to our parties that they feel welcome. We don’t want them to feel like an outsider and have us create the same experience that we came into.”

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THURSDAY DEC. 6 STAGE

Settle in for a humorous Pittsburgh spin on the 1988 action and, arguably, Christmas movie Die Hard. In a live show complete with old-timey Foley effects and audience participation, Bricolage and Midnight Radio follow wisecracking New York cop, John McClane, as he battles a group of terrorists who crash an office holiday party. Along the way, performers add local touches to the familiar blockbuster tale. Be sure to arrive early for a pre-show happy hour with free drinks and interactive,

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retro-themed activities. Continues through Sat., Dec. 22. 937 Liberty Ave., Downtown. $25-35. Bricolagepgh.org

MUSIC

WYEP’s Holiday Hootenanny brings folk music, hip-hop, funk, country, rock, and R&B from 20 Pittsburgh bands and musicians for its annual holiday celebration. So, dancing is a definite. Before heading to the August Wilson Center for all the fun, check out the Holiday Hootenanny Scavenger Hunt for a chance to win tickets to the ultimate hootenanny, Mumford and Sons’ March 2019 show at PPG Paints Arena. Proceeds will be donated to the Tree of Life Synagogue Fund. 6 – 10 p.m.

August Wilson Center, 980 Liberty Ave., Downtown. $30 - $35. wyep.org/hoot18

MUSIC

Put on headphones and listen to percussionist Ben Bennett and vocalist Charmaine Lee’s Sept. 2018 performance at Downtown Music Gallery in New York. It’s a mesmerizing 14-minute performance showcasing the duo’s innovative mix of drums, electronic instruments, and vocals to make dizzying, hypnotic music. If that YouTube version does anything for you, then don’t miss this opportunity to see the real thing in Pittsburgh at 3577 Studios, with saxophonist Patrick Breiner. 8 p.m. 3577 Studios, 3577 Bigelow Blvd., Polish Hill. $8. 3577studios.com

FRIDAY DEC. 7 TOUR

For Glassworks Studios in the West End, the restoration and creation of stained glass is the intersection of passion and creativity. From restoring one-of-akind Tiffany treasures to installing new windows in regional churches, the third-generation business epitomizes craftsmanship. Glassworks is opening its doors for a tour sponsored by the Pittsburgh Arts Council. Advanced registration is required, as space is limited in the workshop. Expert glass conservator

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and co-owner Kirk Weaver, who learned the plate glass restoration trade from his grandfather, will lead the tour of the workshop. Touring participants will experience firsthand the stained glass conservation process practiced by Glassworks for more than 100 years. The studio has restored thousands of stained glass windows in churches and homes both regionally and nationally. 12 p.m. Pittsburgh Stained Glass Studios, 160 Warden St., West End. $8. Pittsburghartscouncil.com

COMEDY

In his memoir Unsuccessful Thug, comedian Mike Epps recounts how he got his start as an incompetent criminal — calling the police to save him from a dog whose house he was robbing — before making it big as an actor and standup. Today, Epps’ brand of self-effacing comedy has landed him big-time roles in films like Next Friday, The Hangover, and How High.

Epps performs at Pittsburgh Improv for four shows this weekend. 7:30 p.m. and 9:30 p.m. Also Sat., Dec. 8. $35. improv. com/pittsburgh

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discuss expungements, record sealing, and pardons. She will be able to answer any questions on the intricacies of these topics, as well as help people determine if they are eligible to have their criminal records cleared. BGC recommends that people call ahead at 412-353-9881 to RSVP. 10 a.m.- 12 p.m. 113 N. Pacific Ave., Garfield. Free. bloomfield-garfield.org

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SATURDAY Having a criminal record can make it difficult to obtain a job, a house, and other necessities that are integral to living a good life. It’s a Catch-22. Punishment for crimes is meant to rehabilitate people, but that record of punishment often makes it harder for people to rehabilitate. The Bloomfield-Garfield Corporation wants to help. The nonprofit is hosting an Expungement Clinic to help people start the process of clearing their criminal records. Duquesne University School of Law professor Tracey McCants Lewis will

The start of the holiday season means calories don’t count, right? Filling the halls of the St. Peter & St. Paul Ukranian Orthodox Church on Saturday will be homemade cookies and pastries ranging from chocolate chip to Italian rum balls and every buttery, sugary decadence in between. It’s their 15th Annual Cookie Walk: Desserts are sold by the pound, and proceeds will enable the St. Matrona Sisterhood to continue its maintenance and beautification projects of the church — a Pittsburgh National Landmark

Building — and support its community outreach programs. Gluten-free cookies are also available. 10 a.m. – 2 p.m. 220 Mansfield Blvd., Carnegie. Orthodoxcarnegie.org

SLEEPOVER

The best way to spread Christmas cheer is to ... have a sleepover? See Elf on the big screen at the Carnegie Science Center’s holiday sleepover. Watch Buddy the Elf journey through seven layers of the candy cane forest, the sea of swirly twirly gumdrops, and the Lincoln Tunnel in the Science Center’s giant theater. After the movie, perform festive experiments and create a hot chocolate concoction that would make Santa proud. Sleepovers include a late-night snack, breakfast, and free admission for the next day. 6 p.m. Carnegie Science Center, 1 Allegheny Ave., North Side. Carnegiesciencecenter.org CONTINUES ON PG. 42

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THURSDAY OAR 7 p.m. Stage AE, North Side. promowestlive.com

FRIDAY Beauty Slap 10 p.m. Club Cafe, South Side. clubcafelive.com

SATURDAY Breach 9 p.m. Brillobox, Bloomfield. brilloboxpgh.com

SUNDAY Icarus Witch 6 p.m. Black Forge Coffee House, Allentown. blackforgecoffee.com

MONDAY Lindsey Stirling 7 p.m. Benedum Center, Downtown. culturaldistrict.org

TUESDAY Ingrid Michaelson 8 p.m. Carnegie Library Music Hall of Homestead, Munhall. librarymusichall.com

WEDNESDAY Every Time I Die 7 p.m. Mr. Smalls Theatre, Millvale. mrsmalls.com

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Harlem to Hollywood. The show, which is set in a therapist’s office, explores Yoba’s life from his childhood in the Bronx to his career in Los Angeles. The show, which premiered at the Apollo Theater earlier this year, features over a dozen character voices, incorporating humor and emotional drama, as well as musical performances. 8 p.m. 980 Liberty Ave., Downtown. $23.75. Aacc-awc.org

Pittsburgh. P-I-T-T-S-B-U-R-G-H. The Great Pittsburgh Spelling Bee returns this Saturday for its sixth year. Break out your dictionaries, study up, and commemorate a world before spellcheck at the adultsonly bee. For a small fee, contestants compete for the first place prize of $50 and other “special prizes.” Entrance is free for audience members. Go cheer on your favorite spellers while sipping on adult beverages. All proceeds benefit A Peace of Mind, Inc. 6 p.m. Bloomfield Garfield Community Center, 113 N. Pacific Ave., Garfield. (search “The Great Pittsburgh Spelling Bee” on Facebook.)

SUNDAY DEC. 9

MUSIC & FASHION

MUSIC

Sleep is known for heavy, relentless, repetitive riffs. Its best known track is probably “Dopesmoker,” which features a single, repeating guitar line being pummeled for a little over an hour (their record label called it “unmarketable”). The trio broke up in the mid 1990s, but reformed in 2009 and released a fantastic record this year called The Sciences, which features the highlight-track “Marijuanaut’s Theme” (ha). Catch Sleep at Stage AE. 7 p.m. 400 N. Shore Drive., North Side. $25-45. Promowestlive.com

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THEATER

Actor Malik Yoba has plenty of experience acting on screen, from his appearances in everything from sports comedy Cool Runnings, to political drama series Designated Survivor. But he’ll bring a more personal touch to the August Wilson Center with his one-man show,

Why shop at the mall listening to overplayed holiday tunes when there’s Mixed Threads? The Sunday event at Kelly Strayhorn Theater’s Alloy Studios combines street-level clothing designers and street-focused vintage vendors with music from local Pittsburgh DJs. The result? A shopping experience that’s part party, part expo. Vendors include farESH Brand, Native 412, Haus of Vain, ljiggy, and Reviving Real. For most of these designers, clothing is only available to purchase online, so now you can try before you buy, which works out,

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since the delicious vegan Cuban caterers, SaludPgh, will be feeding everyone. 12 – 8 p.m. KST’s Alloy Studios, 5530 Penn Ave., Friendship. Kelly-strayhorn.org

MUSIC

George Handel’s Messiah was written based off scripture from the King James Bible in 1741 and has been a staple of Christmas celebrations ever since. Regardless of your religious affiliation or stance on classical/scriptural music, it’s straight-up delightful hearing this piece during the holiday season. At Calvary United Methodist Church, hear Handel’s masterpiece performed by chamber orchestra and Messiah Choir in the company of Tiffany stained-glass windows, cookies and candlelight. 4 p.m. 971 Beech Ave., North Side. $18. Calvarypgh.com

MONDAY DEC. 10 TALK

Attorney, commentator and self-described “empowermenteur” Angela Rye has become a leading liberal voice in media, with numerous appearances on television,

features in major print publications like Marie Claire, EBONY, and Washington Post, and her weekly podcast On One with Angela Rye. As the principal and CEO of IMPACT Strategies, a political advocacy firm in Washington, D.C., she advocates for economic empowerment, civic engagement, and political involvement among young professionals. Rye visits the August Wilson Center for TRUTHSayers, a series of lectures and discussions with celebrated Black activists and leaders. 7 p.m. 980 Liberty Ave., Downtown. $38.75. awc.culturaldistrict.org

TALK

Bestselling author Dave Eggers and Yemeni-American Mokhtar Alkhanshali take the stage at the Carnegie Music Hall for the Pittsburgh Arts & Lectures series. They will discuss Eggers’ book The Monk of Mokha, the true story of Alkhanshali’s life as a 24-year-old college dropout in San Francisco who dreams of resurrecting the ancient art of Yemeni coffee. The book delves into Alkhanshali’s journey to his family’s ancestral homeland, where he braves an active war zone to bring a suitcase full of unroasted coffee back to the U.S. 7:30 p.m. 4400 Forbes Ave., Oakland. $15-35. pittsburghlectures.org

WEDNESDAY DEC. 12

PERFORMANCE

For over a decade, artist Rashaad Newsome has been working on his piece Shade Compositions, a performance art project highlighting verbal and physical ticks that stem from Black culture. When Newsome did the piece in San Francisco in 2012, it featured a chorus of performers making smacking “tsk” sounds, rolling their eyes, and making hand gestures. There were hardly any words, but it was obvious the performers were evoking a specific attitude. For Shade Compositions, presented by the Andy Warhol Museum and performed at Carnegie Music Hall, Newsome cast and choreographed local Black female and femme Black performers to orchestrate a statement on Black language. 8 p.m. 4400 Forbes Ave., Oakland. Free. warhol.org

MUSIC

CupcakKe is a sex-positive rapper with tight lyrical flow and confidence.

Listening closely to her latest album, Eden, Cupcakke raps about heartbreak, racism, and women empowerment while moans and giggles speckle the background. Joined by Moon Baby and Bambi, CupcakKe brings her distinctive music to Spirit on Wednesday. 8 p.m. Spirit, Lawrenceville. $26-55. spiritpgh.com

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When President Trump decided to withdraw the U.S. from the Paris Agreement, he uttered the infamous words “I was elected to represent the citizens of Pittsburgh, not Paris,” and he had no idea what kind of storm he’d ignited. Mayor Peduto was quick to voice his support for the agreement and point out that the majority of the city didn’t vote for the president. Paris to Pittsburgh, a new documentary about the climate change debate, premieres on the National Geographic Channel. The film charts the economic and cultural impacts of global warming, as well as the protests and activism from people fighting for their right to a livable planet. 9 p.m. National Geographic Channel. paristopittsburgh.com • PITTSBURGH CITY PAPER DEC. 5-12, 2018

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PEEPSHOW A sex and social justice column

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N 2011, TechCrunch quoted founder

and CEO of Snapchat, Evan Spiegel saying, “I’m not convinced that the whole sexting thing is as big as the media makes it out to be, I just don’t know people who do that. It doesn’t seem that fun when you can have real sex.” Yet, the appeal of Snapchat is that the text and pictures sent through the app disappear. Spiegel himself admits later in the same interview that the app was inspired in part by the Anthony Weiner sexting scandal, noting the advantage of expiring data. In this regard, the statement is curious; the ephemeral nature of the Snap makes it ripe for sexting. What is even stranger is his claim that sexting is something that people don’t do because it is more fun to have sex IRL. I think writer Sarah Nicole Prickett was on to something when she observed, “There is nothing like talking to somebody IRL, it’s true … But when it’s good, there’s really nothing like sexting.” She concludes, “Good sex I can usually leave wherever I found it, but good sexters I keep forever in my pocket.” What Spiegel is downplaying in that statement is the extent to which many folks genuinely enjoy sexting, not as a sorry replacement for the sex they wish they were having, but as an exciting and

satisfying experience on its own. Ironically, while Snapchat publicly tried to distance itself from its association with sexting, in practice Snapchat provided a technology that makes many feel more comfortable having these sorts of sexual experiences on the internet, an experience that they indeed desire and enjoy. After all, there’s nothing like a sexy pic and some spicy dialogue to brighten your day at the ofﬁce.

THERE’S NOTHING LIKE A SEXY PIC AND SOME SPICY DIALOGUE TO BRIGHTEN YOUR DAY AT THE OFFICE. No one knows this better than sex workers, who have capitalized on this desire, selling subscriptions to premium Snapchat accounts where their fans and clients can receive a steady stream of personalized pictures, videos, and messages that they don’t necessarily want permanently archived. There is such widespread public recognition of this use of Snapchat that, beginning on Thanksgiving, these premium Snapchat accounts became the target of a widespread online harassment campaign: the #ThotAudit (Thot being

slang for whore: “That Ho Over There”). Knowing that many successful sex workers make good money on Snapchat, the campaign, fueled by internet dude-bros who are reported to be rape apologists, threatened to turn sex workers selling Snapchat subscriptions into the IRS. The claim itself, that sex workers don’t pay taxes on online transactions, is ungrounded. Writer and porn performer Lorelei Lee tweeted, “Oh my god get over yourselves, sex workers already pay our taxes wtf stop it already.” These aren’t credible threats; the IRS whistle-blowing program isn’t set up for cases like this. Instead, the campaign was intended to intimidate and harass women who have capitalized on male desire, who have turned the internet into a proﬁtable place for themselves. Snapchat’s sex-negative rhetoric and policies enable this sort of harassment, by providing a reason for trolls to vindictively report and police the sexual activity of women. Perhaps instead of throwing sex workers under the bus in a ﬂimsy attempt at respectability, it’s time for Snapchat to admit that they were built on sexting and the labor of sex workers, so they can be part of the solution to issues like #ThotAudit, instead of part of the problem.

Jessie Sage is co-host of the Peepshow Podcast, which addresses issues related to sex and social justice. Her column Peepshow is exclusive to City Paper. Follow her on Twitter @peep_cast.

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Peepshow Podcast, Ep. 34 Episode 34 features an interview with Liara Roux, a sex worker, adult content producer, director, and political organizer. Roux became particularly well known in sex work activism circles last year when they wrote an open letter to content subscription platform Patreon. Roux wrote the letter after Patreon announced its intent to change their Terms of Service, limiting the kind of content users could post. This was particularly upsetting to porn performers and other sex workers who were made to feel welcome on the site several years ago when Patreon generated a lot of press claiming that it was one of the few sites that allowed sex workers to use mainstream credit card processing. Roux points out that this is a well-recognized pattern. They say, “Initially [platforms] are very friendly to adult content creators because it gets more traffic to their site and expands their user base. As they are less reliant on sex workers, they start censoring them and eventually just end up kicking them off entirely.” Listen to Peepshow for more on the social impact of platform policies, as well as a glance into Roux’s other projects. peepshowpodcast.com/ peepshow-podcast-episode-34

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