THE PERFECTION On the Lies of Nonsense
Š Tadas Bujanauskas
Neither Tomorrow nor today: - 12:00 o’clock.
A life-long observation / study of sun: Rise Set
Dialogue: Talk Listen
Monologue: Talk
Use this tape if you have seen enough.
In recent years people buy more books than ever before. Of course, we didn’t have any for sale before.
Drauge Matuliauskai: Tai kÄ… tu durnas gal?
Surinkti kvailęliai stovėjo prie sankryžos.
How cavemen did it: If you’re in a cave, you must be gay.
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Did it change your life?
Today I did nothing,
but I remember exactly what I didn’t.
5 worries of the day: 1. Kad žalia spalva. 2. Palikau razinas nuo pyrago. 3. Kad griauš akis nuo svogūnų. 4. Neišlaikius pusiausvyros pasvyruosiu ne daugiau kaip 5 cm. į kairę pusę. 5. Pamėgsiu Jugoslaviją.
I know more about tomorrow than I do about today. And I know absolutely nothing about tomorrow.
I saw you see me, you saw me see you.
Calculate the stupidity of your brain: formula needed: S = ? Stupidity = s brain = ?
answer:
Epilogue of “Fifty Shades of Grey”:
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It’s either your first day in job or the last. - Disappointment, 1988
If all would be fools, how many would be smart?
Pramiegojau. - Juozas Žvalutis, 1977
Nepasidid탑iuok. - Karolis Didysis, 762
Neu탑stok. - Leonas Ma탑utis, 1969
spurda lovoj naktimis, kaip Ĺžuvis. - Arvydas BuÄ?eris, 1992
Letter sending options:
- Send - Not send
I can’t remember what I’ve forgotten.
Me. Yesterday evening
Antis e탑ere, miego patale.
- Simantas Drekis, 1977
Gimiau treÄ?ias ĹĄeimoje.
- Jurgis Kvailys, 1958
Ar nešalta buvo? (prie atviro lango žiemą miegot) -Ne, ne.
Vyras, 1965
Ne ačiū, ką jūs. - Lietuva, 1994
Šiandien gera diena, sėdėjau ant saulės. - Oho, aukštai reikėjo sėdėt.
- Vilnius, 1982
Forty bucks later. Minnesota, 1992
If all would be different, how all would be the same.
Instructions for cooking: - Cook.
It does and it doesn’t.
Don’t get me wrong. - Said the right answer.
The right answer, 1982
I can today, but I will tomorrow.
Me.
I’m not the numbers guy. - Mathematician, 1988
Vienuolika.
- Arvydas Sabonis, 1988
NemÄ—gstu dainuot! - Laima VaikulÄ—, 1989
What would you do if you wouldn’t do it?
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The dialogue behind closed doors:
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Solo for Goat. - Baaaah.
On the theories of life: I started crying I started talking I started sucking I started speaking I started crawling I started playing I started walking I started looking I started noticing I started lifting I started ignoring I started tasting I started helping I started behaving I started visualising I started memorizing I started lying I started running I started envying I started enjoying I started learning I started feeling I started to understand.
Song about doors lyrics: open close open close open close open close open close open close open close open close open close open close open close open close open close open close open close open close open close open close open close open close close open close close open close close open close open close open close open close open close open close open close open close open close open close open close open close open close open close open close open close open close open close open close open close open close close open close close open close.
Hello: - said Frank, quite Frankly.
- Frank Sinatra, 1964
There is an old saying:
B. S. in Bs
University of Toronto, 1983
I don’t care.
America, since 1776
NEW YORK: Today I clombed to 76th floor. I reached 1st floor then 2nd floor then 3rd floor then 4th floor then 5th floor then 6th floor then 7th floor then 8th floor then 9th floor then 10th floor then 11th floor then 12th floor then 13th floor then 14th floor then 15th floor then 16th floor then 17th floor then 18th floor then 19th floor then 20th floor then 21th floor then 22th floor then 23th floor then 24th floor then 25th floor then 26th floor then 27th floor then 28th floor then 29th floor then 30th floor then 31st floor
then 32nd floor then 33rd floor then 34th floor then 35th floor then 36th floor then 37th floor then 38th floor then 39th floor then 40th floor then 41th floor then 42th floor then 43th floor then 44th floor then 45th floor then 46th floor then 47th floor then 48th floor then 49th floor then 50th floor then 51th floor then 52th floor then 53th floor then 54th floor then 55th floor then 56th floor then 57th floor then 58th floor then 59th floor then 60th floor then 61st floor
then 62nd floor then 63rd floor then 64th floor then 65th floor then 66th floor then 67th floor then 68th floor then 69th floor then 70th floor then 71th floor then 72th floor then 73th floor then 74th floor then 75th floor then 76th floor.
Once I saw her. It was her.
Ieškojau ko nepamečiau, pamečiau ko neieškojau.
How would you achieve your best achievement if the achievement could not be achieved?
How does it feel to be in a street at 1:47.
Phobia of streets at 1:47.
Puikus tortas.
- Lietuvos didysis padalijimas, 1795
Beržų dieta: - Sėdėkite tarp beržų.
Trust event: - Trust.
Communication:
Question
Answer
In the case of nonsense, use sense.
Answer to this question will be available tomorrow.
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