college constellation

the college constellation

a year group horoscope

AS PREDICTED BY THE STARS

Year 7- Due to the moon being its 3rd quarter, year seven are going to experience the need to take up the entire hallway when walking between classes. They are also likely to become increasingly more excitable for no apparent reason with the arrival of Uranus in its seventh house.

Year 8- Year eight might be told to ‘tone it down’ during the next month, and are advised to be wary of Saturn in transit which may cause an excessive blocking up of the toasters and loudness in the dining hall

Year 9- With Venus in retrograde, a sense of importance and over-exaggeration will be triggered, which combined with the angular aspect of the moon, will mean that care and consideration must be taken when in conflictual situations.

Year 10- The total eclipse of Mercury will ensure Year 10’s eagerness for the end of stage five, and the excitment of having lockers at the end of the hall, but with the forthcoming full moon, all is not what it seems.

Year 11- An absolute and somewhat overwhelming sense of superiority will be felt due to the summer solstice, (and moving into ‘the fish bowl’) but with guidance from Mars, they must remind themselves that other classes can infact hear through the glass.

Year 12- With Neptune finally leaving the 12th house, year twelve will most definitely feel a sense of relief, but don’t be fooled, Jupiters assention with trials will bring on the stress.