Daddy Issues, Larry Taylor Always Books the Aisle Seat, Dominique Shatkin

DON LOUIS: DADDY ISSUES

Dominique Shatkin

IT IS MY FAULT THAT I WAS A SCIENCE EXPERIMENT AND THAT A CHILD CREATED IN MY BODY A RESULT OF NATURE, WAS DUE TO MY NATURE AS A PROMISCUOUS WOMAN

I AM SORRY THAT I CANNOT MEET YOUR STANDARDS OF A WOMAN BORN IN THE NEIGHTEENFUCKING2Os OF A WOMAN LIKE YOUR MOTHER WHO MADE YOU STAY IN THE BACKSEAT OF THE CAR

WHILE SHE WENT TO PICK UP GROCERIES IN NEIGHBORHOODS THAT SHE DID NOT DEEM FIT FOR YOUR EYES

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WHO ARE YOU TO DETERMINE WHAT IS RIGHT OR WRONG FOR MY CONSUMPTION? IT’S YOUR SIDE OF THE FAMILY, ISN’T IT?

WHO USED REHAB TO AVOID THE TEMPTATION OF GLUTTONY WHOSE WEALTH ALLOWED US TO SKI THE CLEANEST CUT MOUNTAINS WITH ROLLED UP HUNDRED DOLLAR BILLS

I WILL CARRY ON MY MAIDEN NAME AS I KNOW THAT I CANNOT VOW TO MY LOVER TIL DEATH DO US PART WHEN MY MOTHER IS YOUR FIFTH WIFE AND FIDELITY DOES NOT RUN IN OUR BLOOD

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LARRY TAYLOR ALWAYS BOOKS THE AISLE SEAT

Dominique Shatkin

I LIKE MY PUBES GROWN LONG I LIKE TO FEEL PASSION LIKE LARRY TAYLOR CANNED HEAT I MET HIM ON A PLANE BACK FROM AUSTRALIA THE SAME MONTH I BOUGHT NAKED PICTURES OF MY EX-GIRLFRIENDS: ROMANCE IN THE 7OS BY MARK HELFRICH BOTH MADE ME WANT TO FEEL LOVE LIKE ECSTASY AND DISCO RUSHING THROUGH MY VEINS

I TOLD YOU ABOUT BOTH SO YOU ADDED GOING UP THE COUNTRY TO THE PLAYLIST YOU MADE FOR ME AND TOLD ME THAT THE HAIR PEEKING OUT OF MY ZEBRA PRINT PANTIES MADE ME MORE OF A WOMAN

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I ALWAYS MEET YOU “WHERE THE WATER TASTES LIKE WINE SO WE CAN JUMP IN THE WATER STAY DRUNK ALL THE TIME”

MY PUBES ARE STILL GROWN LONG AND I STILL TALK TO LARRY ON THE INSTAGRAM ACCOUNT HE MADE TO TRY TO GET MY MUM TO COME TO HIS SHOW @OLAYNUT

MAN, I KNOW YOU SURE CAN’T STAY BUT I STILL FIND MYSELF WANDERING TO THE LAKE IN THE MIDWEST WHERE WE FOUGHT AND WE LOVED TRYING TO FIND THE IN BETWEEN OF ECSTASY AND DISCO DISCO ISN’T DEAD, I AM NOT DEAD

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