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Off and Running Ceremonial Iditarod start brings crowds to downtown Anchorage

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Top: Clam Gulch musher Gus Guenther turns the corner at Fourth Avenue and Cordova Street Saturday during the ceremonial start of the 42nd Iditarod in Anchorage. Right: Jr. Iditarod champion Conway Seavey’s dogs waited for the ceremonial start. Seavey, of Sterling, led 69 other mushers in the ceremonial start from downtown Anchorage to the Campbell Creek Science Center. Far Right: Handlers Jimmy Miller and David Phipps get Monica Zappa’s dogs ready for the ceremonial race.

MARK THIESSEN Associated Press ANCHORAGE, Alaska (AP) — Hordes of dogs, mushers and their eager fans mingled Saturday at the jovial celebratory kickoff of the Iditarod Trail Sled Dog Race in Anchorage. Sixty-nine mushers and their teams of 16 dogs each inundated Alaska’s largest city for the annual ceremonial start of the race in a fan-friendly atmosphere. The real race starts Sunday, 50 miles north of Anchorage. Early Saturday morning, musher trucks lined city streets, and fans like Nancy Alstrand of San Diego spent hours meandering from musher to musher, stopping to chat or pet dogs. “Absolutely love the dogs,” Alstrand said shortly after taking a picture of one Husky with her iPad. “It infects you, their energy does, and it just makes you so happy.” Her brother lives in Healy, Alaska, and they intend to make attending the Iditarod start an annual family reunion. Later in the morning, mushers left the starting gate two minutes apart in the staggered launch to the race. Each carried an “Iditarider,” a person who won their seat on the sled in an auction. The mushers take a leisurely 11-mile jaunt on urban trails within the city of Anchorage. Snow had to be trucked in to cover the streets of downtown Anchorage until mushers could get on the trail system. A lack of snow and warm temperatures have been a headache for Iditarod officials this winter. In fact, temperatures in Anchorage were in the mid- to upper 40s in the days preceding the start. Officials had considered moving the official starting point

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Kenai plans park update By DAN BALMER Peninsula Clarion

The City of Kenai Parks and Recreation Commission has identified Municipal Park as a top priority for upgrades and plans on adding a playground for young children ages 2-5 this summer. At the Feb. 19 city council meeting, council member Terry Bookey, the parks and recreation commission liaison, said the commission would like to meet more than the scheduled six times a year because of the number of projects they would like to accomplish this year.

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The commission last met on Feb. 6 to discuss Capital Improvement Projects for 2014, which included playground upgrades to Municipal Park. The commission does not meet again until April 3. Bookey said the commission would like to meet every month with the exception of July. “They would rather have the option of canceling a meeting instead of scheduling special meetings,” he said. “Due to constraints placed on special meetings, you can only talk about specific topics addressed. In July there is so much going on with the personal use fishery,

the parks and recreation department is so busy they would not be able to participate.” Parks and Recreation Director Bob Frates said July is such a hectic month for his department with more than 50 percent of his staff involved with the dipnet fishery cleanup. “July is just a crazy busy month for everybody,” he said. “(Dipnet season) takes up a lot of resources from parks to police. After an action packed month we take a step back after Photo by Dan Balmer/Peninsula Clarion the dust clears.” Playground at Municipal Park on South Forest Drive in Kenai. Bookey said Kenai residents The City of Kenai Parks and Recreation Commission have have been looking for a play- made Municipal Park a priority for upgrades and plan to install See PARK, page A-2 playground equipment for children ages 2-5 later this summer.

Russia invades Ukraine TIM SULLIVAN Associated Press

SIMFEROPOL, Ukraine (AP) — Russian troops took over Crimea as the parliament in Moscow gave President Vladimir Putin a green light Saturday to use the military to protect Russian interests in Ukraine. The newly installed government in Kiev was powerless to react to the action by Russian troops based in the strategic region and more flown in, aided by pro-Russian Ukrainian groups. Putin sought and quickly got his parliament’s approval to use its military to protect Russia’s interests across Ukraine. But while sometimes-violent pro-

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Pro-Western activists sit after being overpowered by pro-Russia activists after clashes at the local administration building in the northeastern city of Kharkiv, Ukraine, Saturday. Supporters of new Ukrainian authorities and pro-Russia demonstrators clashed in Kharkiv, a mostly Russianspeaking region in eastern Ukraine.

Russian protests broke out Sat- focus appeared to be Crimea. late night announcement that urday in a number of RussianTensions increased when he had ordered the country’s speaking regions of eastern Ukraine’s acting president, armed forces to be at full readiUkraine, Moscow’s immediate Oleksandr Turchynov, made a See RUSSIA, page A-2 C

EPA to restrict Pebble process BECKY BOHRER Associated Press

JUNEAU — The U.S. Environmental Protection Agency announced it is taking the first steps toward restricting or even prohibiting development of a massive gold-and-copper prospect near the headwaters of a premier sockeye salmon fishery in southwest Alaska — though no final decision has been made. While the rarely used EPA process is underway, the U.S. Army Corps of Engineers cannot approve a permit for the proposed Pebble Mine project. The announcement Friday follows release of an EPA report in January that found large-scale mining in the Bristol Bay watershed posed significant risk to salmon and could adversely affect Alaska Natives in the region, whose culture is built around salmon. EPA Administrator Gina McCarthy made clear Friday that no final decisions have been made. While McCarthy said scientific and other data has provided “ample reason” for EPA to believe a mine of the size and scope of Pebble “would have significant and irreversible negative impacts on the Bristol Bay watershed and its salmon-bearing waters,” she said EPA is open to receiving more information. See EPA, page A-2

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Mine opponents have been urging EPA to take steps to protect the region and hailed Friday’s announcement as significant. Supporters of Pebble Mine fear that EPA will move to block the project even before it gets to the permitting phase. Tom Collier, CEO of the Pebble Limited Partnership, which is working to advance the mine project, called the EPA process a “major overreach.” In a statement, Collier said EPA’s actions to date “have gone well outside of its normal practice, have been biased throughout, and have been unduly influenced by environmental advocacy organizations.” He said the partnership remained confident in its project

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ness because of the threat of “potential aggression.” Speaking live on Ukrainian TV, Turchynov he had also ordered stepped up security at nuclear power plants, airports and other strategic infrastructure. Ignoring President Barack Obama’s warning Friday that “there will be costs” if Russia intervenes militarily, Putin sharply raised the stakes in the conflict over Ukraine’s future evoking memories of Cold War brinkmanship. After Russia’s parliament approved Putin’s motion, U.S. officials held a high-level meeting at the White House to review Russia’s military moves in Ukraine. The U.N. Security Council started an open and

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ground for young children between the ages of 2-5. The current playground at Municipal Park is intended for children ages 5-12. At the Feb. 5 city council meeting, council members made recommendations to city manager Rick Koch on a budget of $50,000 for playground equipment and a total budget of no more than $120,000 including installation. The council made recommendations for specific types of equipment, like a duo seesaw, animal rockers and an up-andover play system. Frates said he is now in the process of soliciting the playground manufacturers for proposals. The commission will then make their recommendations for which equipment will fit within the budget, Bookey said. Before any money is expended the council will have to approve it because it is not in the budget right now, he said.

— calling it an important asset for the people of Alaska — and said Pebble would continue to make its case with EPA. McCarthy told reporters on a teleconference that EPA is initiating the process under the Clean Water Act to determine how it can best use its authorities “to protect Bristol Bay rivers, streams and lakes from the damage that will inevitably result from the construction, operation and long-term maintenance of a large-scale copper mine.” EPA has rarely used this specific authority, which it can exercise before a permit is applied for. The agency says it has only done so 29 times in the past, and in 13 of those cases the EPA decided to take steps to limit or prohibit activity. In this case, McCarthy said, “the Bristol Bay fishery is an extraordinary resource and is worthy of out-of-the-ordinary

agency actions to protect it.” The watershed produces nearly half the world’s wild sockeye salmon, a fish that is important for Alaska Natives in the region. McCarthy called the watershed one of most productive ecosystems on the planet. The Associated Press sought comment from Gov. Sean Parnell’s office. U.S. Sen. Lisa Murkowski, R-Alaska, said EPA was continuing to move toward a “premature veto based on what it assumes may happen with this project. We already have undeniably grave problems with federal agencies blocking resource production on federal lands in Alaska. Now to see a federal agency overstep its authority and move prematurely to block even the consideration of a permit for potential activity on state lands is something I simply cannot accept.”

Regional administrator Dennis McLerran said information provided by the Pebble Partnership and Northern Dynasty Minerals Ltd., the mine’s owner, showed mining would involve excavating “the largest open pit ever constructed in North America, completely destroying” an area as large as 7 square miles and that disposal of waste material would require building three impoundments covering another 19 square miles. In a letter to officials with the state, Pebble Partnership and corps, McLerran also said the EPA’s report estimated that discharges of dredged or fill material associated with the footprint of the mine would likely cause “irreversible loss of significant reaches” of salmon- and other fish-supporting streams, as well as extensive areas of wetlands, ponds and lakes. McLerran said the process relates only to the Pebble deposit and not to other

mining or non-mining development in the watershed. Tribes and others petitioned the EPA in 2010 to protect Bristol Bay, a request that gave rise to the watershed assessment released in January. Friday’s action means the corps, state and those behind the mine project will be allowed to submit information to the EPA to show no “unacceptable adverse effects” to aquatic resources would result from mining-related discharges or that actions could be taken to prevent unacceptable effects to waters, according to the letter. Regulations call for responses within 15 days, though extensions can be granted. McLerran told reporters this will be an opportunity for the state and Pebble to rebut what EPA has put forth. If McLerran is not satisfied with their response, the agency will publish proposed restrictions or prohi-

bitions on mining at the Pebble deposit and gather public comment. There will be a second round of consultation before a final decision is made. The entire review process could take about a year, he said, and the agency, at any point, could decide further action on its part is unnecessary. The Pebble Partnership has called the mine deposit one of the largest of its kind in the world, with the potential of producing 80.6 billion pounds of copper, 107.4 million ounces of gold and 5.6 billion pounds of molybdenum over decades. Northern Dynasty has been looking for a new partner after Anglo American PLC pulled out last year, citing a prioritization of projects. Pebble has criticized the EPA process as flawed and has said that it has yet to finalize its mine designs.

televised meeting on the growing crisis in Ukraine, despite objections from Russia. “Russia and the West find themselves on the brink of a confrontation far worse than in 2008 over Georgia,” Dmitri Trenin, the director of Carnegie Moscow Center, said in a commentary posted on its website. In Georgia, Russian troops quickly routed the Georgian military after they tried to regain control over the separatist province of South Ossetia that has close ties with Moscow. The latest moves followed days of scripted, bloodless turmoil on the peninsula, the scene of centuries of wars and seen by Moscow as a crown jewel of the Russian and Soviet empires. What began Thursday with the early-morning takeover of the regional parliament building by mysterious troops continued Saturday afternoon

as dozens of those soldiers — almost certainly Russian — moved into the streets around the parliamentary complex and seized control of regional airports, amid street protests by pro-Russian Crimeans calling for Moscow’s protection from the new government in Kiev. That government came to power last week in the wake of months of pro-democracy protests against the now-fugitive president, Viktor Yanukovych, and his decision to turn Ukraine toward Russia, its longtime patron, instead of the European Union. Despite the calls for Moscow’s help, there has been no sign of ethnic Russians facing attacks in Crimea or elsewhere in Ukraine. Ukraine’s population of 46 million is divided in loyalties between Russia and Europe, with much of western Ukraine advocating closer ties with the European Union while eastern and

southern regions look to Russia for support. Crimea, a semiautonomous region that Russia gave to Ukraine in the 1950s, is mainly Russian-speaking. In his address to parliament, Putin said the “extraordinary situation in Ukraine” was putting at risk the lives of Russian citizens and military personnel stationed at the Crimean naval base that Moscow has maintained since the Soviet collapse. Despite Putin’s sharp move, there were possible signs Saturday that the Russian leader could soften his approach. Former Ukrainian Prime Minister Yulia Tymoshenko, who was freed a week ago after more than 2 ½ years in prison, was reported to be heading to Moscow for a meeting with Putin on Monday. Putin has had good ties with Tymoshenko in the past, and he may look to her for a possible compromise.

Putin’s motion loosely refers to the “territory of Ukraine” rather than specifically to Crimea, raising the possibility that Moscow could use military force in other Russian-speaking areas in eastern and southern Ukraine, where many detest the new authorities in Kiev. Pro-Russian protests were reported Saturday in the east-

ern cities of Kharkiv, Donetsk and Luhansk and the southern port of Odessa. In Kharkiv, 97 people were injured in clashes between pro-Russia demonstrators who flushed supporters of the new Ukrainian government out of the regional government building and hoisted the Russian flag on top of it, according to the Interfax news agency.

Bookey said the commission may have funds available for this fiscal year 2014 to accomplish the priorities at Municipal Park, but are waiting to see what the numbers are. “In the discussions, the commission felt (Municipal Park) was a project not yet complete,” he said. “Instead of moving on to work on another park, will work on Municipal Park and find a way to address the 2-5 year old age and make it complete.” The proposed 2-5 year old play area site is in the field next to the current playground. Council member Mike Boyle said he has heard complaints from older kids that want open green space. New playground equipment in the park would take away open green space for the older kids who like to “play with a stick and ball,” he said. Council member Brian Gabriel said the public has made it known they want younger playground equipment and there are a couple ball fields in town. Frates said in addition to adding a playground at Municipal Park, the department plans

to extend a trail segment to connect the park to old town from North Spruce Street to South Forest Drive. Another proposed trail extension is a continuation of Shquitsatnu Creek Trail from Fourth Avenue to Second Avenue back to the Spur Highway. He said the projects have not been approved yet but he expects them to be completed this year. “We have a couple ideas unfolding this summer that the commission will take a look at,” he said. “Having a trail connect old town to the ball fields and Municipal Park has real potential for the community.” Bookey said the commission’s second priority is upgrades to Beaver Creek Park and in the future would like to make upgrades to the skate park. Beaver Creek Park, which

serves Kenai residents in the Beaver Loop area, is another vital neighborhood park on the commission’s radar for improvement, Frates said. It is an older park developed in the 1960’s that has proven its worth but residents have expressed a desire for upgrades, he said. While the commission also identified the skate park for upgrades with user’s requesting the addition of street elements like benches and railings, Frates said there is no money available for that project this year. Council member Tim Navarre said he was in favor of any park improvements. “I do like doing more things to improve the quality of life of our residents,” he said. “It is positive for the community.” Reach Dan Balmer at daniel.balmer@peninsulaclarion. com.

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Officials had considered moving the official starting point hundreds of miles north to Fairbanks, but said conditions had improved in the weeks ahead of the race to keep it in Willow, outside of Anchorage. Concerns about the trail were in areas south of the Alaska Range and in the mountains themselves, race marshal Mark Nordman said. But snow and especially colder temperatures after a long January thaw have alleviated worries there and in areas such as the Yentna River. “I think the thousand-mile wilderness trail is going to be a little bit of mystery no matter what, if it’s warm or if it’s cold, or it’s windy, or if it’s raining,” said musher Aliy Zirkle of Two Rivers. Zirkle has finished second each of the last two races. “Every single year, I have to say, I go into it thinking, ‘What is it going to be like?’ And I don’t think this year is any different. I think it’s going to be hard, tough.” Another fan favorite is veteran musher DeeDee Jon-

rowe, a breast cancer survivor whose signature piece of apparel is a hot pink parka. “We’ve been out there a lot of years, I’ve seen them all,” she said of trail conditions. “I’m sure it’s not going to be anything I haven’t seen at some point of my career.” There are six former champions in the field, including defending champion Mitch Seavey, also the 2004 winner. “We’ve had really good training, real good conditioning,” Seavey told reporters. “We’ve been able to get all our training done, all our miles. I feel really ready, and real happy with my team.” “I’d like it to be,” Zirkle said when asked if it was her year to win the Iditarod. “The team is not a wild card; it’s the best team I’ve ever had,” Zirkle said. “But it comes down to what a musher’s prepared for, what their skills are, if they make the right decisions at the right time.” After Sunday’s start in Willow, mushers will travel nearly a thousand miles, crossing two mountain ranges, the Yukon River and up the Bering Sea coast en route to the finish line on Front Street in Nome, on Alaska’s western coast.

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Michael Chris Petrov

Obituaries Emory Franklin ‘Frank’ Arndt Jr. Kasilof resident Emory Franklin “Frank” Arndt Jr., 56, passed away Saturday, Feb. 8, 2014 at his home. Memorial services will be 2 p.m. Friday, March 7, at the Ninilchik Fairgrounds in Ninilchik. Pastor Ron Lambert will officiate. Additional services will be held in Montrose, Colo. at a later date. Frank was born Feb. 16, 1957 in Alamosa, Colo. He graduated from Montrose High School Class of 1975. He served in the U.S. Army from 1975-80. He was a diesel mechanic for Schneider’s Ready Mix, Diesel Truck Service and for Western Gravel in Montrose until moving to Alaska in 1991. He lived in Anchorage and Eagle River before moving to Palmer in 1995. He worked for European Motors and Anchorage Chrysler until moving to Kasilof in 1996. There he worked for Kenai Chrysler and Peninsula Tank. He retired in 2008. Frank enjoyed hunting, fishing, welding and crafting with his hands. He was a member of the Lighthouse Independent Baptist Church. “He loved the Lord, his family and the State of Alaska,” his daughter Pam said. Frank was preceded in death by his mother, Charlotte Arndt (Rice), a son, Michael Roy, and his grandparents. He is survived by his wife of 34 years, Wanema Arndt; daughter, Pamela Arndt, both of Kasilof; son and daughter-in-law, Charles Arndt and Katie Baker of Palmer; parents, Emory and Julia Arndt of Montrose, Colo.; sisters and brothers-in-law, Charlotte and Gary Becker of Maricopa, Ariz., Gayla and Arnie Michaud of Delta, Colo., and Marylouise and John Dannels of Cedaredge, Colo.; two grandchildren; and numerous nieces, nephews, aunts, uncles and cousins. His children request rather than donations, spend time with family and tell them that you love them. Arrangements were by Peninsula Memorial Chapel in Kenai.

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Michael Chris Petrov, 67, died Monday, Feb. 17, 2014 of complications due to cancer. He was born August 22, 1946 to Anthony and Martha Petrov in McMinnville, Ore. He was introduced to firearms early, learning to shoot, to love guns, and to revere fine craftsmanship. Mike attended high school in Broomfield, Colo. At 17 he joined the Army. Stationed in Germany, he got his GED because someone told him he couldn’t. After discharge, Mike flipped a coin. Alaska won, and he drove the Alcan in February 1967. He may have met good friend gunsmith and shooter Bill Fuller and Betty in Cooper Landing on his way to the Kenai Peninsula. At The Fort he met many gun friends, friendships he kept all his life. Mike settled in Sterling, and worked for Luke’s Welding. In 1967 he met Janet, his future copy editor, and married her in 69. They welcomed daughter Charity in 1970. That summer he commercial-fished out of Ninilchik. Mike’s gun collecting suffered from a trailer fire late in ‘69. He switched from collecting guns to cartridges, just until he could rebuild his War Chest. Wherever he lived he made space for gun stuff, even just a corner or a tiny closet. In 1974 he bought a home in Kasilof with his own shooting range. Working as an oil platform operator with a 7-on/7-off schedule, he had time to devote to research. By 1980 he was preparing his first article for Precision Shooting. In 1990 Mike became computersavvy and his snail mail and e-mail ranged all over the world. By 1995 his daughter convinced him to collect his articles into book form, Custom Gunmakers of the 20th Century, Volumes I (2005) and II (2013). Michael is survived by wife Janet, daughter Charity, stepchildren Diana Green, Darcy Youngberg, Ken Green and Lisa Green, sister Maria Van Kempen (Eugene), brothers Tony and John Petrov, Joe (and Ann) Petrov. A celebration of his life will be held at Alaska Aviation Museum Monday, March 10, 1-3 p.m. In lieu of flowers donations may be made to Big Brothers and Big Sisters. Services are entrusted to Legacy Funeral Homes, Kehl’s Chapel, Anchorage, Alaska.

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Cardiac support group to look at anatomy of the heart

Peninsula Take-A-Break will meet Wedensday, March 19 from 11 a.m.-12:30 p.m. at the Solid Rock Conference Center, Mile 90.5 of the Sterling Highway in Soldotna. The program will include music and a special feature with Bonnie Nichols to discuss Central Peninsula Hospital volunteer opportunities, and inspirational speaker Mary Lou Cragg. Lunch is $12.

The Cardiac Support Group will meet 5:307:00 p.m. Monday, March 3 in the Redoubt Room at Central Peninsula Hospital. Karen Jensen, R.N., from CPH Cardiac Rehabilitation, will be the guest speaker. Karen will discuss cardiac anatomy. For more information, call Jeanette Rodgers, WomenHeart Champion Support Group Facilitator, at 262-5547 or 252-1018.

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158 S. Binkley, Soldotna. 8 p.m. • Narcotics Anonymous support group “Men’s Stag” at URS Club, 405 Overland Drive, Kenai.

Today 4 p.m. • Narcotics Anonymous support group “Twisted Sisters” at URS Club, 405 Overland Drive, Kenai. 7 p.m. • Alcoholics Anonymous Freedom Group meets at the Soldotna United Methodist Church,

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Getting in front of public health and safety issue The Soldotna City Council is consid-

ering a ban on synthetic drugs, including spice and bath salts. The new city code would make it illegal to posses, use, sell or manufacture any illicit synthetic drug and while the city’s police chief Peter Mlynarik says there are currently no businesses marketing the drug in Soldotna, it’s a good idea to get ahead of the curve on these unregulated and volatile substances. Anchorage police have long been battling smoke shops and gas stations that sell spice, often marketed as potpourri or incense, and the problem is on the rise with reports of comatose and psychotic behavior among some users. Spice isn’t new in this area, but it has been difficult to regulate in Anchorage and other municipalities as manufacturers often change the ingredients. According to Drug Enforcement Administration spice is a mixture of herbs and spices sprayed with a synthetic compound chemically similar to THC — the psychoactive ingredient in marijuana. The compounds can induce paranoia, panic attacks and giddiness, according to DEA data. The compounds are tough to identify as field test kits for illegal chemicals contained in spice are not yet available and police departments have to send the compounds to the state’s crime lab — which can be time consuming. While banning a substance certainly will not stop people from using it, there will be limitations on access and it’s a good idea to keep it off of store shelves and out of reach of teens in the area looking for a easyto-reach alternative to illegal drugs like marijuana or heroin. The new code would include a $500 fine for illicit synthetic drugs and another $500 fine for the sale of drugs not marketed for public consumption, similar to Anchorage’s recently enacted ban. Hopefully the move will keep the compound from embedding itself as firmly into the drug culture as it has in larger cities in the state.

Is Sen. Cruz out of control?

What you think of Sen. Ted Cruz (RTexas) depends on who you believe. Is the freshman senator on an “ego trip,” putting himself before country (Dana Milbank, The Washington Post), or is he standing on his principles (Cruz’s conservative supporters)? ABC chief White House correspondent Jonathan Karl says Cruz is “so hated” among GOP senators that “he’s going to need a food taster.” In a telephone interview with me, Cruz acknowledges he would not win a “Mr. Congeniality” contest if it were up to the Republican leadership in the Senate, but contends that they and some of his colleagues are out of touch with the will of the people: “The reaction in Washington is the polar opposite of the reaction outside Washington,” he says. “People across the country are frustrated that so many elected officials in Washington are not listening and ignoring the concerns of the people.” I ask him about his controversial move last week to change Senate rules by requiring 60 votes to pass the debt ceiling increase, instead of a 51-vote majority. Cruz responded, “...there is no universe in which I would be willing to consent to allow (majority leader) Harry Reid to raise the debt ceiling with no spending reforms on only 51 votes. The reaction from a significant number of my colleagues was considerable anger and dismay.” Cruz rejects the notion that a vote against raising the debt ceiling would have produced another government shutdown, “We need several large storms and we just don’t see that on the favoring Democrats. He points to history: “The last 55 times the debt ceiling has been horizon. This is a rogue storm.” — National Weather Service meteorologist Eric Boldt, raised, Congress attached significant conabout a storm that lashed parched California. ditions to it 28 times. Virtually every ma-

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jor spending restraint Congress has passed has come through the debt ceiling.” As two examples, he cites the Gramm-RudmanHollings Balanced Budget Act, which, according to its coauthor Sen. Phil Cal Thomas Gramm, was “the first binding constraint imposed on federal spending” and last year’s Budget Control Act, nicknamed “sequestration.” How does Cruz expect to get the reforms he wants without a Republican Senate majority, not to mention a Republican president? “We have the same number of votes we had when we got the Budget Control Act,” he maintains. “If we had stood together and voted no, we could have blocked this from happening. ... We would (then have sat) down and negotiated a resolution, a compromise, with some meaningful spending restraints.” What about the Republican and larger Washington establishment and the Tea Party? The prevailing wisdom is that the Tea Party harms incumbents, replacing them with conservative purists, who then lose the general election. Not true, says Cruz. While acknowledging that Tea Party candidates Christine O’Donnell (Delaware) and Sharon Engle (Nevada) lost to Democrats in 2010 races that stronger candidates might have won, Cruz says the overall record of Tea Party candidates is far better than the establishment’s record. He cites Florida, where Marco Rubio beat Charlie Crist in

a primary despite Crist’s support from the GOP establishment. Cruz says Rubio was the right candidate given Crist’s post-election switch to the Democrats. Crist is now running for governor as a Democrat. Cruz offers other examples in which Tea Party candidates won over hand-picked establishment candidates: Pat Toomey over Arlen Specter in Pennsylvania; Mike Lee over Robert Bennett in Utah; Rand Paul over Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell’s candidate, Trey Grayson, in Kentucky. He might add himself to that list. “Every one of these,” he says, “was elected by the Tea Party against huge opposition from the establishment and all of their money.” Can promoting such candidates win back the Senate for Republicans in November? Cruz says, “Many of the critics are saying the path to victory in November is for Republicans to put their heads down, don’t rock the boat, don’t take any stands. ... I think history has proven that that is a consistent path to failure. The way to win in November is for Republicans to take principled stands. ... That doesn’t mean we need to fight on everything. You pick your battles. ... When Washington politicians retreat on every issue, it demoralizes grassroots conservative activists who are the key to winning in November.” Given the results of the last two presidential elections and their own poor record, the GOP establishment may want to put themselves on “Cruz control.” Readers may e-mail Cal Thomas at tcaeditors@tribune.com.

“Any violation of Ukraine’s sovereignty and territorial integrity would be deeply destabilizing.” — President Barack Obama, calling on Russia to respect the independence and territory of Ukraine.

Taking holidays from hatred

“People aren’t going to work for $22,000 again, and the reason they’re not going to do it is they spend $100,000 or so to get their certification, and you can’t live on that amount of money, pay your student loans off and function.” — Lee Moak, president of the Air Line Pilots Association.

Let’s raise a glass to those who are proposing that opening day of major league baseball be declared an annual national holiday. Actually, since this is the brilliant idea of the people at Budweiser, let’s raise a can or a bottle — it doesn’t matter. What could be more all-American? Well, perhaps Budweiser could be, since it’s owned by a Belgian company now, but let’s not quibble. Officially shutting down business and the government for the start of the season is not as, uh, batty as it sounds, considering how many people unofficially take the day off already. It’s kind of like St. Patrick’s Day, which is marked every year by the verrrry long lunch, where everyone drinks himself or herself into oblivion, rendering it impossible to work. It’s traditional, just like the St. Paddy’s parade filled with marchers, Irishmen, politicians, just about anyone — except gays, of course. What’s that? Gays are not welcome? No, they’re not, at least in New York. The question is, even when they had a stop-and-frisk law, how could you tell? That’s what really bugged me about proposed legislation in Arizona that would have permitted restaurant and bar owners to refuse service to anyone but heterosexuals. Be grateful to Gov. Jan Brewer for taking a principled stand against intolerance. Of course, her principles might have included a lot of money, or the big bucks that might have been pulled from her state. Outsiders piled on, making it clear they were

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ready to take their business elsewhere. Major corporations weighed in, including Apple, Delta and American Airlines. Many Republicans also were appalled — Mitt Romney for one, and U.S. senators and Bob Franken GOP homeboys John McCain and Jeff Flake. Major league baseball put out a statement criticizing the legislation, and there was even talk that the National Football League might be persuaded to pull out next year’s Super Bowl, scheduled to be played in Glendale. Wouldn’t it be refreshing to see the NFL take a stand against bigotry, perhaps to balance the fact that the name of its Washington franchise is a slur. In fact, it wouldn’t be the first time the Super Bowl was yanked out of Arizona. In 1993, after voters decided to rescind the Martin Luther King Jr. holiday, the NFL championship game was switched to Pasadena. The local economy lost an estimated $500 million. Arizona has a history of intolerance. Again, it took the threat of a big economic hit in addition to an unfavorable Supreme Court ruling before the state pulled back on its brutal anti-immigrant law. In her veto statement, Gov. Brewer

explained, “The bill is broadly worded and could result in unintended and negative consequences.” Actually, the consequences were intended. A group of religious extremists wanted to express their hatred toward gays. What’s really foolish about their effort is that legally, it probably wasn’t necessary. Sexual orientation is not covered under the public-accommodations provisions of the Civil Rights Act, and Arizona is one of the states that refuse to declare gays a protected class. So all of this was another chance for homophobes to be ugly. In a way, it’s understandable. They’re fighting a losing battle. On the very same day that Gov. Brewer vetoed their bill, one more federal judge was ruling that still another state’s ban on samesex marriage was unconstitutional. And the state was Texas, not exactly the lone star of tolerance. But it was Arizona that dominated the headlines and reminded us how hateful the politicians there can be, Perhaps we need a national holiday to honor all those public officials who waste their time and ours with their intolerant foolishness. We could call it Buffoon Day or perhaps Boycott Day, as in staying away and, more importantly, refusing to spend money in places that are ruled by regressive hatred. Bob Franken is a longtime broadcast journalist, including 20 years at CNN.

Alaska Feds say otters recovered from spill By DAN JOLING Associated Press

ANCHORAGE — A federal study of Prince William Sound sea otters affected by crude oil spilled from the Exxon Valdez has concluded that the marine mammals have returned to prespill numbers a quarter century after the disaster. Sea otters feed on clams. Crude oil from the spill remained in sediment years after the spill and likely contributed to a delay in sea otter recovery, said lead author and research biologist Brenda Ballachey. “One of the lessons we can take from this is that the chronic effects of oil in the environment can persist for decades,” Ballachey said by phone Friday. The 987-foot Exxon Valdez, carrying more than 53 million gallons of Alaska North Slope crude oil, strayed from shipping lanes on March 24, 1989, and struck Bligh Reef. The damaged supertanker leaked 10.8 million gallons. Crude oil flowed southwest along nearshore waters all the way to Kodiak Island. Responders recovered nearly 1,000 sea otter carcasses from the entire spill area. The

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This photo taken Thursday in Valdez shows a sea otter in the bay near the ferry dock. The U.S. Geological Survey report released Friday concludes sea otters in Alaska’s Prince William Sound have recovered to levels seen before the Exxon Valdez oil spill nearly 25 years ago.

estimated number of immediate deaths attributed to the spill ranged from fewer than a thousand to 3,000, Ballachey said. Sea otters rely on their thick fur to survive in cold water. Fur covered by oil loses its insulating value. A sea otter with oiled fur must groom itself, which leads to the ingestion of oil and causes other problems, including time taken away for feeding, Ballachey said.

In the years following the spill, she said, chronic problems connected to lingering oil likely may have killed as many sea otters as in the first year. “Our modeling exercises suggest that the number of otters that died from chronic exposure was close to the same number as died from acute exposure,” she said. Researchers studied sea otters with aerial surveys and

annual carcass recoveries. On the demographic side of sea otter studies, scientist looked at overall numbers and the ages of animals found dead. In areas unaffected by a spill, most of the dead animals recovered are very young or very old. Carcasses recovered from heavily oiled areas of Prince William Sound showed sea otters dying in the prime of their lives. A decade after the spill, sea otters still were not returning to areas hit hard by oil, such as the Knight Island archipelago and lingering oil was detected as a reason. Through 2007, according to an earlier study, sea otters digging in sediment were coming into contact with lingering crude oil from two to 24 times per year, Ballachey said. Besides soiling fur, scientists detected differences in blood chemistry consistent with liver damage, Ballachey said. “We felt that low levels of exposure have been sufficient to affect survival of the population,” she said. Things got better after 2007. By 2009, many areas of western Prince William Sound were showing a sea otter population that matched pre-spill numbers.

Tying school money to inflation draws fire By MIKE COPPOCK Associated Press

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JUNEAU — A bill proposing an inflationary component in the state’s method of providing basic school funding drew strong responses during a Senate Education Committee hearing Friday. The bill, sponsored by Sen. Berta Gardner, D-Anchorage, ties the base student allocation to inflation rates provided by the U.S. Bureau of Labor Statistics. It also calls for an additional increase of $404 per student in the allocation, as opposed to Gov. Sean Parnell’s proposed increase of $85 per student for next year. “I am reluctant to imbed in-

flation into our budgets because we would quickly lose control of them,” said Sen. Bert Stedman, R-Sitka. Alaska Department of Education and Early Development Deputy Commissioner Les Morse underscored Stedman’s comments, saying the Parnell administration would not want an inflationary component in the formula because it would make budgeting unpredictable. However, Ketchikan Superintendent Robert Boyle urged action on the Gardner bill so school districts could get away from constant one-time funding for the allocation, which does not take into account increasing costs every year.

“It has become clear to me for a long time that there is no support in the Legislature, nor with the governor, for inflation proofing,” Gardner said. Pat Galvin, former commissioner for the Alaska Department of Revenue, told the committee the $404 increase in the allocation is needed to restore Anchorage schools to where they had been a few years ago. Anchorage School Board President Tam Agasti-Gisler also testified in support of Gardner’s bill. “We are questioning if we cut too much here,” Agasti-Gisler said. “We fear we’re taking steps backwards rather than forwards.” Agasti-Gisler noted that even

if the allocation rate is raised by $404 next year over current levels, there would still need to be an increase of $125 for the next two years for Anchorage to avoid additional cuts. “You do realize the state is facing deficits over the next couple of years?” Stedman said. The Anchorage School District cut $25 million from its budget last year and another $23 million this year. AgastiGisler said the district will be cutting an additional $26 million next year. She told the committee that the causes for the budget cuts have been health care, improving technology in the classroom, energy costs and inflation.

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Around Alaska Alaska Permanent Fund hits record value JUNEAU — The Alaska Permanent Fund has hit a record-high value. The total value for the fund hit an unaudited value of $50 billion on Thursday, according to the Alaska Permanent Fund Corp. The corporation manages fund investments. Michael Burns is CEO of the corporation. He says close to half of the fund is invested in stocks, which had a strong year in 2013 and helped the fund to grow by more than $5 billion over the last year.

Bill tying driver’s licenses to visas passes JUNEAU — A bill that would link the duration of a noncitizens’ driver’s license to their authorized length of stay has passed the Legislature. The Senate voted 13-4 to pass HB1 from Rep. Bob Lynn. HB1 passed the House last year. The bill requires the Division of Motor Vehicles issue licenses tied to the length of a person’s authorized stay if they’re permitted in the U.S. for less than five years. If someone’s authorized stay is indefinite, a license valid for one year would be issued, with renewal options. Sen. Fred Dyson said a driver’s license is a common form of ID, and Lynn didn’t want licenses used beyond the term of a person’s visa. Sen. Bill Wielechowski said the bill will turn the division into an extension of federal immigration authorities.

Bill calls for more non-smoking areas JUNEAU — A bill expanding the list of Alaska locations where smoking is banned has been introduced in the state House. The measure by Anchorage Republican Lindsey Holmes includes a ban on electronic cigarettes, also known as e-cigarettes, in those places. Smoking is now banned in roughly half of all public work places and the bill would expand the ban to nearly all work places. It would prohibit smoking in sport arenas, public and private educational facilities, shopping malls and public enclosed areas. The measure would ban smoking in buses, taxicabs, ferries, mass transit depots, bus shelters, airports, and home day care centers

Fort Wainwright soldiers to deploy to Afghanistan FAIRBANKS — More than 400 Fort Wainwright soldiers are preparing for a deployment to Afghanistan. The soldiers from the 1st Battalion, 52nd Aviation Regiment participated in a deployment ceremony Wednesday for their upcoming nine-month tour. The soldiers are scheduled to depart next month. The Fairbanks Daily News-Miner says it’s the largest Fort Wainwright deployment since 2011, when more than 4,000 soldiers from the 1st Stryker Brigade Combat Team, 25th Infantry Division were assigned Afghanistan. — The Associated Press

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Nuclear waste tanks flawed? By NICHOLAS K. GERANIOS Associated Press

SPOKANE, Wash. — While one of the newer double-walled nuclear waste storage tanks at a Washington state complex has leaked, six others have “significant construction flaws” that could lead to additional leaks, according to documents obtained by The Associated Press. The 28 double-walled tanks at Hanford nuclear waste complex hold some of the worst radioactive waste at the nation’s most contaminated nuclear weapons site. One of those giant tanks was found to be leaking in 2012. But subsequent surveys of the other double-walled tanks performed for the U.S. Department of Energy by one of its Hanford contractors found at least six shared defects with the leaking tank that could lead to future leaks, the documents said. Thirteen additional tanks also might be compromised, according to the documents. Questions about the storage tanks jeopardize efforts to clean up radioactive waste at the southeastern Washington site. Hanford cleanup already costs taxpayers about $2 billion a year. “It is time for the Department (of Energy) to stop hiding the ball and pretending that the situation at Hanford is being effectively managed,” Sen. Ron Wyden, D-Ore., wrote Friday in a letter to Energy Secretary Ernest Moniz. Energy Department officials in Richland said the agency continues to make thorough inspections of the tanks, and

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In this March 6, 2013 photo, workers labor at the ‘C’ Tank Farm at the Hanford Nuclear Reservation, near Richland, Wash. Documents obtained by the Associated Press show that there are “significant construction flaws” in some newer, double-walled storage tanks at the nuclear waste complex.

has increased the frequency of those inspections. “They used to be reviewed every five to seven years,” said Tom Fletcher, the Energy Department’s assistant manager for tank farms. “Now we are moving to a three-year time frame.” The department is in the process of inspecting the final eight double-walled tanks at Hanford that have not been analyzed since the leak was detected in late 2012, Fletcher said Friday. No new leaks have been found, he said. “If there are changes or improvements we need to make in the program, based on what we learn, to make sure we capture the risks that exist on the tank farms, we will make them,” Fletcher said. He added the Energy Department continues to examine the possibility of building new

storage tanks at Hanford. Concerns about the disposal of nuclear waste and the threat of leaks are not limited to Washington state. Two weeks ago, 13 workers at an underground nuclear dump in New Mexico were exposed to radiation. The above-ground radiation release led to the shutdown of operations at the Waste Isolation Pilot Plant as authorities investigate the cause of the leak and the health effects on employees. Tom Carpenter of the citizen watchdog group Hanford Challenge said he wasn’t surprised that more of the double-walled tanks are in danger of leaking. “These tanks have an engineered design life, and we are reaching the end,” Carpenter said. “It’s bad planning that they don’t have new tanks up and running.” While new tanks are expensive, cleaning up a leak is more

expensive, he added. “The price for cleaning up the environment once this stuff gets out there is incalculable.” Hanford contains some 53 million gallons of high-level radioactive wastes from the production of plutonium for nuclear weapons. They are stored in 177 underground storage tanks, many of which date back to World War II and are single-walled models that have leaked. The 28 double-walled tanks were built from the 1960s to the 1980s. Current plans call for transferring wastes from leaking single-walled tanks to the newer and bigger double-walled tanks, where the waste will be stored while a $13 billion plant for treating the waste is constructed. But the treatment plant is plagued with design problems and construction has stalled.

Report: Airlines don’t have enough pilots By JOAN LOWY Associated Press

WASHINGTON — The nation’s regional airlines are having trouble hiring enough pilots, the government says, suggesting one reason may be that they simply don’t pay enough. A pool of qualified pilots is available, but it’s unclear whether they are willing to work for low entry-level wages, the Government Accountability Office said in a report released Friday. One key economic indicator supports the emergence of a shortage, something regional airlines have complained of and point to as a reason for limiting service to some small communities. But two other indicators suggest the opposite is true, GAO said. Also, two studies reviewed by the GAO “point

to the large number of qualified pilots that exist, but may be working abroad, in the military or in another occupation, as evidence that there is adequate supply,” the report said. The U.S. airline industry will need to hire 1,900 to 4,500 new pilots annually over the next 10 years due to an expected surge in retirements of pilots reaching age 65 and increased demand for air travel, the report said. Eleven out of 12 regional airlines failed to meet their hiring targets for entry-level pilots last year, the report said. However, no major airlines were experiencing problems finding pilots. Regional carriers account for about half of all domestic airline flights. One big concern is that communities served only by regional airlines will see their service reduce or eliminated. Five

regional airlines told GAO they are already limiting service because of a pilot shortage. Major airlines generally pay significantly higher salaries than regional carriers and frequently hire pilots from regionals. The average starting salary for first officers, also called co-pilots, at regional airlines is $22,400 a year, according to the Air Line Pilots Association. Earlier this month, Wyoming-based Great Lakes Airlines ended service in a handful of small towns, citing a dearth of qualified pilots. The pilots association says Great Lakes pays newly hired first officers $16,500 a year. “Data indicate that a large pool of qualified pilots exists relative to the projected demand, but whether such pilots are willing or available to work at wages

being offered is unknown,” the report said. And, the size of the pilot pool has remained steady since 2000, the report said. There are currently 66,000 pilots working for U.S. airlines, but there are 109,465 currently active pilots with a first-class medical certificate who are licensed to fly airline passengers, the report said.

Around the Nation Saturated slopes worry California cities LOS ANGELES — Saturated mountainsides loomed over foothill communities on Saturday as a storm centered off California rotated bands of rain into a state that sorely needs the moisture but not at such dangerously high rates. Evacuation orders remained in effect for hundreds of homes in Los Angeles County foothill communities where fires have burned away vegetation that holds soil in place, and bursts of rain caused the mountains to belch occasional debris flows. The storm marked a sharp departure from many months of drought that has grown to crisis proportions for the state’s vast farming industry. However, such storms would have to become common to make serious inroads against the drought, weather forecasters have said. Officials warned of scattered showers through Saturday night before tapering off past midnight. While the danger was subsiding, they urged residents who left their homes as much as three days earlier to stay away until Sunday morning. “The good news is that it looks like the storm will pass ... but we still need to evaluate the safety of the area” before people can return home, Assistant Chief Steve Martin of the Los Angeles County Fire Department told a webcast news conference.

Navy jet crashes in Nevada FALLON, Nev. — The Navy says a fighter jet has crashed during a training exercise in western Nevada, and the pilot’s condition is not immediately known. The F/A-18C Hornet crashed about 3 p.m. Saturday on a Navy range training complex about 70 miles east of Naval Air Station Fallon. Lt. Reagan Lauritzen of Naval Air Force, U.S. Pacific Fleet said she didn’t immediately know the pilot’s condition. She said Navy personnel were heading to the scene, and anticipated more details to be released late Saturday. The cause of the crash was under investigation.

Homeland Security reviewing border use-of-force policies WASHINGTON — New Homeland Security Secretary Jeh Johnson is reviewing the department’s use-of-force policies, a Homeland Security official said Friday. The official said Johnson has been reviewing the rules about when border agents can use their guns since he took office in December. The official was not authorized to publicly discuss internal deliberations and spoke on the condition of anonymity. Customs and Border Protection, which oversees the Border Patrol, has been criticized by civil rights groups and others for allowing border agents to use deadly force against people blamed for throwing rocks at them. Border Patrol Chief Michael Fisher said last year that a report by the Police Executive Research Forum, a group that led a government-commissioned review, recommended a ban on deadly force against rock throwers and assailants in vehicles. CBP rejected the recommendations, which Fisher described to The Associated Press as “very restrictive.” Now, agents can use deadly force if they have a reasonable belief that their lives or the lives of others are in danger. — The Associated Press

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Documents: Clinton advisers tried to soften her image By KEN THOMAS Associated Press

WASHINGTON — Hillary Rodham Clinton’s advisers sought to “humanize” what they saw as her stern, defensive public image during her husband’s White House days and as she embarked on her groundbreaking Senate campaign in New York. “Be real,” wrote adviser Mandy Grunwald in a July 1999 memo as Clinton prepared for a Senate campaign. In the memo, the adviser urged the first lady to “look for opportunities for humor. It’s important that people see more sides of you, and they often see you only in very stern situations.” Thousands of pages of documents released Friday by the Clinton Presidential Library reveal the first lady’s struggles

with the health care plan during the 1990s, “an aversion” to the Washington press corps and her transition into a political candidate in her own right as the Clinton administration ended. Clinton is the leading Democratic contender to succeed President Barack Obama, though she has not said whether she will run. The nearly 4,000 pages of records, the first of more than 25,000 expected to be released in the next two weeks, underscore her attempts to appeal to average Americans and her aides’ advice that she show a more human side, reminiscent of problems that surfaced in her 2008 primary loss against Obama. Clinton’s public image has been a hotly debated topic throughout her career and could linger into any presidential campaign in 2016. She generated headlines during her hus-

band’s 1992 campaign when she defended her work as an attorney instead of being someone who “could have stayed home and baked cookies.” Her role in the health care reform effort was criticized as Democrats were routed in the 1994 elections. Establishing herself in the Senate, Clinton lost to Obama in the 2008 Democratic primary but has become one of the most admired women in the world, watching her popularity grow as Obama’s secretary of state. The documents provide more details about the concerns in her own camp about how she was perceived by the public. As the first lady began her bid for the Senate seat, Grunwald coached her to keep her tone conversational and “don’t be defensive” when handling “annoying questions” from the media. Grunwald said Clinton

was sure to be asked about her husband’s Senate impeachment trial earlier that year and encouraged her to acknowledge “that of course last year was rough.” At the White House, Clinton’s press secretary, Lisa Caputo, encouraged the first couple to capitalize on their 20th wedding anniversary as “a wonderful opportunity for Hillary” and also suggested she spend more time doing White House events celebrating first ladies of the past. In a lengthy August 1995 memo to Clinton adviser Maggie Williams, Caputo wrote that the first lady had an “aversion to the national Washington media” and suggested staffers in “Hillaryland” socialize more with members of the press corps as a way to help the first lady, saying it would “humanize her and show the press the

good person that she is.” “I believe if we were all out there consistently, we would erode the notion in the press that sometimes exists of Hillary being in a bunker mentality.” The memo even proposed the “wild idea” of having Clinton do a guest appearance on a popular sitcom of the day, “Home Improvement,” which might “present Hillary in a very likable light.” As she prepared for a 1995 trip to China and Mongolia — Mrs. Clinton famously declared at a United Nations conference in Beijing that “human rights are women’s rights, and women’s rights are human rights” — her staff advised her on the press corps who would be traveling with her, noting who was fair or “fans” of Clinton. The documents also speak to Clinton’s failure to pass a sweeping health care law, an

early blow to her standing and perhaps a liability should she seek the presidency in 2016. The ill-fated proposals in 1993 and 1994 became a Republican rallying cry in midterm elections that gave the GOP control of the House and Senate. As obstacles mounted in September 1993, Clinton told House and Senate Democrats that “unfortunately, in the glare of the public political process, we may not have as much time as we need for that kind of thoughtful reflection and research.” The meetings also showed that Clinton was doubtful that a health care law with a universal mandate — requiring people to carry health insurance — would be approved. In 2007, when she ran for president, Clinton made the “individual mandate” a centerpiece of her health care plan.

Tea party ready for fight with Republican establishment By DONNA CASSATA Associated Press

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WASHINGTON — Tea partyers insist they’re not to blame for Republican election losses in congressional and presidential elections, faulting the GOP establishment for showing little fight. This election year, the establishment is fighting — against the tea party insurgents challenging incumbents who the Republican Party is convinced stand a far better chance in November. The internal GOP showdown will be decided in primaries starting Tuesday in Texas and stretching through the year in Kentucky, Mississippi, Kansas, Michigan and elsewhere. Burned by losses in winnable Senate races in 2010 and 2012, establishment Republicans are aggressively challenging this year’s class of tea party-backed candidates. Tea partyers, dismissing reports of their demise, say they’re ready to use their unbending political force against both President Barack Obama and the Republican establishment. Sen. Ted Cruz, R-Texas, a superstar to the movement and a potential 2016 presidential

candidate, says he’s hopeful and optimistic that “we’re going to turn this country around.” Hundreds gathered Thursday as the Tea Party Patriots, one of the major grassroots groups, marked the movement’s fifth anniversary at a Washington celebration that toasted everything anti-Washington. They stood and applauded wildly for Cruz, who precipitated the 16-day partial government shutdown last fall with his opposition to Obama’s health care law, and warmly received two other tea party senators, Rand Paul of Kentucky and Mike Lee of Utah. Tea partyers, who helped Republicans capture control of the House in 2010, made clear they don’t like what the GOP establishment has done to their conservative agenda of limited government, free-market policies and what they consider fidelity to the Constitution. They signaled they will work hard to elect their uncompromising candidates no matter what the establishment does. In Kansas, the Tea Party Express endorsed Milton Wolf, who is opposing three-term Sen. Pat Roberts in the Republican primary.

Cruz, who has helped raise money for groups targeting incumbent Republicans, has refused to endorse his state’s senior senator, John Cornyn, the Senate’s second-ranking Republican, in Tuesday’s primary. Cornyn faces Rep. Steve Stockman. “Liberals fight every step,” said Steve Gibson of Columbus, Ohio. Establishment Republicans, he said, say, “we can’t win, we might as well not fight.” Gibson said he had offered to help Matt Bevin, the Republican businessman challenging Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell, R-Ky. McConnell, according to Gibson, is conservative 70 percent of the time, but then “throwing in the towel every time.” Gibson was particularly upset with McConnell’s recent votes on allowing the nation to borrow more money. Keli Carender, national grassroots coordinator of the Tea Party Patriots, said the strength of the group was reflected in the $1.2 million and counting that it raised in 10 days. To the “establishment and permanent political class,” Carender said, “we don’t need their millions; we’ve got our own.”

Republicans blame the tea party for losses in winnable races in 2010 and 2012 in Colorado, Nevada, Delaware and Indiana that many believe cost the GOP a Senate majority. As evidence of the party’s tough tactics, a political deal was engineered in Colorado. Tea party-affiliated Ken Buck, who lost a close Senate race in 2010, stepped aside to run for the House while more mainstream Rep. Cory Gardner launched a Senate bid. As Rob Collins, executive director of the National Republican Senatorial Committee, said this week: “We’re not anticonservative. We’re just antipeople-who-can’t-win.” Tea partyers point to mainstream Republicans who lost

Senate seats in Wisconsin, Virginia, North Dakota and Montana in 2012, as well as to two defeated presidential candidates — John McCain in 2008 and Mitt Romney in 2012. Addressing the tea party event, Rep. Tim Huelskamp, R-Kan., was interrupted by the crowd, which stood and cheered when he said, “It’s high time we retire (House Speaker) John Boehner.” When the applause died down, Huelskamp completed his sentence that it was “high time to retire John Boehner’s biggest excuse that we only control one-third of the government.” Viveca Stoneberry of Spotsylvania, Va., said she was disillusioned with the Republican leadership because Boehner

and others “pretend to be on the side of conservatives.” Irene Conklin of Gainesville, Va., said Boehner needs to “take a solid stand.” Boehner said Thursday that he has “great respect for the tea party and the energy they brought to the electoral process. My gripe is with some Washington organizations who feel like they’ve got to go raise money by beating on me and others.” If Boehner and McConnell were drawing the movement’s ire, Sen. Ted Cruz was collecting praise. He drew a rousing response when he told the crowd he was “absolutely convinced we are going to repeal every single word” of the health care law.

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At heart of Ukraine drama, a tale of two countries By DUSAN STOJANOVIC Associated Press

DONETSK, Ukraine — In the afternoon, when the shift ends at the coal mine and the miners walk out into the cold and past the old concrete statue of Lenin, they often head to a tiny corner store a block away. There they’ll stand in the parking lot for a while, drinking little bottles of the vodka called “Truthful.” They know what is happening in Kiev, the capital city that can seem so far away. They’ve seen pictures of the democracy protesters shot dead in Kiev’s streets, and the TV reports on the mansions of ousted President Viktor Yanukovych, the one-time thug and pro-Russia politician who grew up in this far-eastern city. They watched from afar this week as protesters, many from western Ukraine, helped form the country’s new government. They don’t like it at all. “I have always felt that we are so different,” said a miner who gave his name only as Nikolai, a thickset 35-year-old who went from high school directly into the mines. People speak Russian across most of Ukraine’s east, and worship in onion-domed Orthodox churches. They were shaped by 70 years of Soviet rule and its celebration of socialist industrialization, and by the Russian empire before that. To them, the government is now being run by outsiders who care little for this side of the country. “If they try to pressure us, our region will revolt.” His words are echoed — except for a few key words — in a conversation 800 miles (1,250 kilometers) to the west, in a medieval cobblestoned city, Ukrainian-speaking residents and houses displaying the EU flag and its yellow stars. “We are simply different people from those living in the East,” said Ludmila Petrova, a university student in Lviv, a hotbed of support for Ukraine’s

pro-democracy forces and opposition to Yanukovych. “They don’t know what the West is. We have a different history. Maybe it is better that we separate once and for all.” If Ukraine looks neatly delineated on maps, its often-bloody history is a tangle of invasions and occupations, peoples and beliefs. It is a place that has been struggling for centuries to define itself. And now it finds itself so sharply divided — between support for Russia on one side of the country and loyalty to the West on the other — that it often seems more like two countries than one. On opposite sides of Ukraine, two cities, each of about 1 million people, illustrate that divide. The eastern city of Donetsk can seem like a cliche of post-Soviet grimness, a place of Stalinistera apartment blocks, tin-roofed shacks and loyalty to Russia. In the west, Lviv has emerged as a center for Ukrainian artists and writers, a huge draw for European tourists and a city desperate for closer ties to the West. To the fiercest pessimists, as well as to extremists on both sides, the cities are already in different nations. “The country is already separated,” said Ivan Reyko, a 30-year-old factory worker from Donetsk who joined a recent demonstration of about 100 people in the city’s main plaza, Lenin Square, where a 30-foot-tall statue of the Soviet hero gazes proudly toward the horizon. “There is no way back to a united Ukraine.” A recent series of ominous signs has diplomats warning the region could easily stumble into widespread violence. Among them: military drills just across the border by 150,000 Russian soldiers, and the seizure of the parliament building in the Russian-speaking region of Crimea by unidentified gunmen, who flew the Russian flag and chanted “Crimea is Russia.” Russian President Vladimir

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In this photo taken Tuesday, people gather below a statue of Vladimir Ilyich Lenin, in Donetsk, eastern Ukraine.

Putin has been long dreaming of pulling Ukraine, a sprawling country of 46 million seen as the ancient cradle of Slavic civilization, closer to Moscow. In Lviv, though, a bookish, soft-spoken mayor is dreaming of something else. Andriy Sadovyi has been a powerful symbol of resistance to Yanukovych, as well as regional powerbroker who cut ties to the central government even before the president was forced from power. Sadovyi, who insists he only wants regional autonomy in Ukraine, has called repeatedly for unity. “Ukraine is strong only if it is united,” he said a couple days after Yanukovych fled the presidential compound. “Any division would destroy Ukraine.” Modern Lviv sees itself at the core of Ukrainian hopes for a more open, democratic government. But the area, once part of neighboring Poland and long a wealthy agricultural region, also saw the rise of a series of nationalist movements in the 1930s. When Germany

invaded Ukraine during World War II, some residents cooperated with the Nazi occupiers, who were seen as liberators from the hated Soviets. Tens of thousands of the region’s Jews disappeared into Nazi camps or were gunned down in their homes by death squads. When the war ended, Moscow exacted its revenge: nationalist fighters who fought Red Army soldiers were purged and sent to prison gulags, along with Roman Catholic and nationalist leaders who could challenge Russian authority. The city was transformed from a cosmopolitan center into a decaying backwater. When the Soviet Union collapsed in 1991, political groups from Lviv were key in fighting for Ukraine’s independence. For two decades, anti-Russian feelings quietly burned across the region, along with anger at Yanukovych. Even today, thousands of people in western Ukraine, a handful even wearing Nazi-themed uniforms, hold rallies every year

honoring men who fought Stalin’s forces during World War II. Fierce historical loyalties helped drive the support that has poured from Lviv into Kiev and the capital’s Independence Square, epicenter of the antiYanukovych protests, which began late last year. For months, Lviv residents have donated food, medicine and clothing for the protesters, and many have joined them. The city’s churches serve as warehouses for aid for the demonstrators, who continue to occupy the square, fearing the return of the former president or his supporters. Over the months, western Ukraine became virtually independent as Yanukovych focused his attention on the Kiev uprising. Then, a few days ahead of Yanukovych’s disappearance, central rule all but disappeared in Lviv, when masked youths stormed the city’s police headquarters,

looted weapons and set fire to a number of municipal buildings. With policemen nowhere to be seen, order in the city fell to unarmed “voluntary citizen patrols” in bright yellow vests. A handful of regional leaders also began talking about changing the country’s laws, so that Russian is no longer recognized as an official language. This terrifies some in Donetsk, which is in the heart of a region where Russian has been the main language for generations. Alexander Kravtsov, a top official in Donetsk and member of Yanukovych’s political party, says he believes most people in the region still believe in a united Ukraine, but warned that the number who identify with Russia will grow significantly if they feel threatened. “People are scared of what has happened in Kiev,” he said. Talk to the pro-Russia protesters at Donetsk’s Lenin Square, and the list of those blamed for the changes in Kiev ranges from Ukrainian fascists to Jews to Masons to the U.S. government. Out by the mines entrance, though, few have the energy to protest. Donetsk was built directly over a maze of mines, and the city’s working-class neighborhoods sit beside mountains of reddish slag that can rise 10 stories high. They are places where stray dogs are blackened by the dust that fills the air and where you can never escape the oily smell of coal. The little houses, with their leaning plaster walls and central chimneys, look like something out of the 19th century. They are filled with people who say they can barely feed their families between paychecks, and who are far too frightened to give their names to a reporter.

Peninsula Clarion, Sunday, March 2, 2014

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Muddy: Brazilian town’s dirty Carnival party

Around the World China blames Uighur separatists for train station attack that leaves 33 dead BEIJING — More than 10 knife-wielding attackers slashed people at a train station in a southwestern city in what authorities called a terrorist attack by ethnic separatists in western China, and police fatally shot four of the assailants, leaving 33 people dead and 130 others wounded, state media said. The attackers, most of them dressed in black, stormed the Kunming train station in Yunnan province and started attacking people Saturday evening, according to witnesses. Student Qiao Yunao was waiting to catch a train at the station when people starting crying and running, and then saw a man slash another man’s neck, drawing blood. “I was freaking out, and ran to a fast food store, and many people were running in there to take refuge,” she told The Associated Press via Sina Weibo, a Chinese microblog. “I saw two attackers, both men, one with a watermelon knife and the other with a fruit knife. They were running and chopping whoever they could.” Another witness, Yang Haifei, said he saw a person “come straight at me with a long knife and I ran away with everyone.” People who were slow to escape ended up severely injured, he told the official Xinhua News Agency. “They just fell on the ground,” Yang said from a hospital where he was being treated for chest and back wounds.

UN says attacks kill 703 in Iraq in February BAGHDAD — The United Nations said Saturday that violence across Iraq in February killed 703 people, a death toll higher than the year before as the country faces a rising wave of militant attacks rivaling the sectarian bloodshed that followed the U.S.-led invasion. The figures issued by the U.N.’s mission to Iraq is close to January’s death toll of 733, showing that a surge of violence that began 10 months ago with a government crackdown on a Sunni protest camp is not receding. Meanwhile, attacks Saturday killed at least five people and wounded 14, authorities said. Attacks in February killed 564 civilians and 139 security force members in February, the U.N. said. The violence wounded 1,381, the vast majority civilians, it said. That compares to February 2013, when attacks killed 418 civilians and wounded 704. The capital, Baghdad, was the worst affected with 239 people killed, according to the U.N. Two predominantly Sunni provinces — central Salaheddin with 121 killed and northern Ninevah with 94 killed — followed. U.N. mission chief Nickolay Mladenov appealed to Iraqis to stop the violence.

By JENNY BARCHFIELD Associated Press

PARATY, Brazil — Extravagant costumes need not apply at the “Bloco da Lama” Carnival street party, where revelers dispense with pirate, princess and devil disguises in favor of thick, head-to-toe layers of black mud. Thousands of revelers, their bikinis and shorts invisible beneath the black coating and their hair frozen into mud Mohawks, danced, drank and flung mud balls as sound trucks blasted bone-jarring rhythms in this colonial Brazilian town. Saturday’s fun was contagious and just about everyone got into it, from sculptured gym bunnies rubbing down their impeccable abs, to fuller figured people smearing handfuls of the stuff over spare tires, to old ladies and children giddy with disbelief that the whole thing was actually happening. Even a Belgian Shepherd named Thunder rolled in the mud, his fuzzy auburn fur temporarily as slick and black as an otter’s. Gangs of mud-covered revelers called out to the clean,

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A reveler, crowned with a headdress of dried palm leaves, scoops for mud to cover his body with, during the “Bloco da Lama” or “mud street party” in Paraty, Brazil, Saturday. Extravagant costumes need not apply at the “Bloco da Lama” Carnival street party, where revelers dispense with pirate, princess and devil disguises in favor of a thick, head-to-toe layers of black mud.

“want a hug” and tried to catch unsullied passers-by in muddy group embraces. Everyone struggled to snap selfies with smartphones that were getting dirtier by the second. Fans of the “Bloco da Lama,” which literally translates as “mud street party,” in-

sist the event is among the most democratic of the thousands of booze-filled parties that take over Brazil’s streets throughout Carnival. “You don’t need to buy anything, you don’t need to spend any money, your costume is here for the taking,” said 28-year-old

actress Diana Rodrigues, as she pointed to the naturally occurring mud banks along the Jabaquara beach in Paraty. “The whole point of Carnival is to transform into someone else for a few days to do things you would never do in real life. And being covered in mud transforms you in just that way.” Renato Delavia, a 37-yearold lawyer, agreed the mud was liberating. “My daughter is looking at me like I’m a completely different person, like some kind of monster,” said Delavia, the whites of his eyes and his teeth popping in vibrant contrast with the rest of his slick ebony face. “It’s kind of cool.” The “Bloco da Lama” was founded in 1986 by two local teens who became local Carnival sensations after they appeared in the city’s historic downtown covered in mud following a crab hunting expedition in a nearby mangrove forest, said Rodrigues, who was hired by Paraty’s City Hall to explain the history of the “bloco” to foreigners, who now come from as far afield as Italy and Germany.

Pakistani Taliban announces 1-month cease-fire PESHAWAR, Pakistan (AP) — The Pakistani Taliban announced Saturday that the group will observe a one-month ceasefire as part of efforts to negotiate a peace deal with the government, throwing new life into a foundering peace process. Spokesman Shahidullah

Shahid said in a statement emailed to reporters that the top leadership of the militant group has instructed all of its units to comply with the cease-fire. “Tehrik-e-Taliban Pakistan has initiated talks with the government with sincerity and for good purpose,” Shahid said, re-

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ferring to the group by its formal name. The leader of the government’s negotiating team, Irfan Sadiqui, praised the cease-fire announcement while speaking on Pakistan’s Geo Television, saying the government will review any written document

from the Taliban about it. In recent weeks, Pakistani jets and helicopters have been striking militant hideouts in the northwest, after previous efforts at negotiations broke down when a militant faction announced it had killed 23 Pakistani troops.

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n On Feb. 22 at 8:53 p.m., the Alaska Bureau of Highway Patrol, Kenai Peninsula Team, responded to a REDDI (Report Every Dangerous Driver Immediately) report of a tan 2005 Jeep driving erratically near Mile 18 of the Kenai Spur Highway. Investigation revealed that Caitlin Marie Martin, 29, of Soldotna, was driving the car while impaired and under the influence of alcohol. She was arrested for driving under the influence and taken to Wildwood Pretrial Facility on $500 bail. n On Feb. 21 at 6:53 p.m., troopers with the Girdwood Bureau of Highway Patrol responded to a single motor vehicle collision near Mile 78 of the Seward Highway. Investigation revealed that Dawn Wagoner, 45, of Kenai, was driving a 2004 silver Jeep SUV, traveling northbound near Mile 78 of the Seward Highway. Wagoner struck a moose, causing her vehicle to flip onto its top. Wagoner was treated by paramedics on scene and released. The vehicle was towed from the scene. n On Feb. 20 at 5:53 p.m., troopers stopped to check on a hitchhiker near Mile 38 of the Seward Highway, identified as Andrew Butcher, 34, of Big Lake. Investigation revealed that Butcher had two outstanding troopers’ warrants, one for $2,500 and the other for $1,000. Butcher was arrested on the warrants and taken to the Seward Jail. n On Feb. 21, Alaska State Troopers responded to a reported Assault in Ninilchik. Investigation revealed that Kenny Kvasnikoff, 43, of Ninilchik, had assaulted a family member by grabbing her and causing injury. Further investigation revealed Kvasnikoff to have two prior fourth-degree assault convictions in the last ten years, resulting in this assault being charged as a thirddegree assault, Investigation also revealed that Kvasnikoff had broken a hair dryer, valued at less than $50, and that he had been consuming alcohol in violation of his conditions of release in a separate pending assault case. He was arrested and taken to the Homer Jail without bail. n On Feb. 19, troopers responded to an assault after-the-

Police reports fact in Port Graham. On Feb. 20, troopers responded to Port Graham and contacted Michael Kirsch, 38, of Port Graham. Investigation revealed that a domestic violence assault had occurred. Kirsch was arrested and taken to the Homer Jail without bail on a charge of fourth-degree assault. n On Feb. 24 at about 3:00 p.m., Phillip Henry, Jr., 35, of Nikiski, was contacted by Alaska State Troopers at a residence off South Miller Loop in Nikiski and arrested for violating conditions of release for a misdemeanor domestic violence case. He was taken to Wildwood Pretrial Facility without bail. n On Feb. 25 at 9:15 p.m., Alexis M. Lageson, 27, of Kenai, contacted the Kenai Police Department to turn herself in on at outstanding warrant. State records indicated that Lageson has a Palmer Alaska State Troopers $5,000 failure to appear warrant for an Alcohol Safety Action Program (ASAP) hearing on the original charges of fourth-degree assault, petition to revoke probation-ASAP, petition to revoke probation-anger management and petition to revoke probation-ASAP. Lageson was contacted on Forest Drive and taken to Wildwood Pretrial Facility. n On Feb. 24 at 3:04 p.m., Kenai police responded to an apartment in the VIP subdivision to a report of an individual possibly violating a condition of release. Officers arrived and contacted Wayman E. Bright, 24, of Kenai. After investigation, Bright was arrested for violating condition of release, fourth-degree assault on a peace officer and resisting arrest. He was taken to Wildwood Pretrial pending arraignment. n On Feb. 24 at 12:01 p.m., Kenai police attempted to conduct a traffic stop on a vehicle traveling above the posted speed limit, eastbound on the Kenai Spur Highway. The vehicle failed to yield for the officer for about two miles. Eventually the driver, Lonnie Payle, 30, of Kenai, yielded and was arrested for second-degree failure to stop at the direction

of a peace officer and taken to Wildwood Pretrial pending arraignment. The vehicle was impounded. n On Feb. 23 at 3:39 p.m., Kenai police contacted a suspicious vehicle parked at Cunningham Park in Kenai. Officers contacted Erin M. Jones, 24, of Soldotna, who was arrested for second-degree misconduct involving a controlled substance and two counts of fourth-degree misconduct involving a controlled substance. Also contacted was Robert C. Paulk, 20, of Soldotna, who was arrested for fourth-degree misconduct involving a controlled substance. Both Paulk and Jones were taken to Wildwood Pretrial. n On Feb. 26 at about 4:40 p.m., Alaska State Troopers stopped a 1998 Ford Contour for speeding at Mile 105 of the Sterling Highway, near Soldotna. Investigation revealed that Shila Prieto, 26, of Kasilof, was driving with a suspended license. Prieto was issued a misdemeanor citation for driving while license suspended and released to a licensed driver on scene. n On Feb. 26 at 2:08 p.m., Kenai police received a report of a vehicle leaving the courthouse and that the driver, Rhianna N. Autry, 34, of Kenai was driving on a revoked license. Officers arrived in the area and conducted a traffic stop. After investigation, Autry was issued a summons to court for driving while license revoked and released at the scene. The vehicle was released to licensed driver. n On Feb. 26 at 5:23 a.m., Soldotna Alaska State Troopers responded to a report of a domestic disturbance at a residence in Nikiski. Investigation resulted in the arrest of Richard Clemons, 21, of Nikiski, for fourth-degree assault (domestic violence). Clemons was taken to Wildwood Pretrial Facility without bail pending arraignment. n On Feb. 25 at 9:25 a.m., troopers contacted Matthew D. Kidd, 33, of Kasilof, at a

residence during an investigation into an assault. Kidd was charged with sixth-degree misconduct involving a controlled substance and resisting arrest. n On Feb. 20 at 10:45 p.m., troopers performed a traffic stop on a vehicle for not using a turn signal and not having brake lights. Troopers discovered that the passenger, Michelle Deneice Filingim, 27, of Seward, had a warrant for her arrest. She was arrested for the warrant and taken to the Seward Jail without bail. n On Feb. 17 at 12:07 a.m., the Bureau of Highway Patrol, Kenai Peninsula Team, conducted a traffic stop on a red 2006 Chevrolet truck for an equipment violation near Mile 112 of the Sterling Highway. Investigation revealed that Clifford E. Albrecht, 37, of Anchor Point, was operating the motor vehicle with a suspended operator’s license for the original charge of failing to pay fines. Albrecht was arrested for driving while license suspended and taken to jail on $500 bail. n On Feb. 26 at about 5:40 p.m., Alaska State Troopers conducted a traffic stop on Jake Morris, 68, of Juneau, in Sterling. Morris’s operator license was revoked for driving under the influence, and he was required to have an ignition interlock device. Morris was arrested for driving while license revoked and driving in violation of license limitations and was taken to Wildwood Pretrial Facility on $1,000 bail. n On Feb. 27 at 12:54 a.m., Alaska State Troopers contacted Lastan Tom Williams, 51, of Seward, on a traffic stop for speeding. During the traffic stop, troopers smelled an odor that resembled the odor of marijuana. It was discovered that he was in possession of less than one ounce of marijuana. He was issued a misdemeanor citation for sixth-degree misconduct involving a controlled substance. n On Feb. 27 at 2:26 p.m., a

Man charged with beating security guard ANCHORAGE — A 24-year-old Anchorage man suspected of pummeling a hotel security guard has been charged with felony assault. Hunter Hedrick is being held without bail at the Anchorage Jail. A woman called police Thursday night and reported her boyfriend, Hedrick, had assaulted her at her home and left on foot. A felony warrant was issued for his arrest. Shortly after midnight, Hedrick tried to get a room at Springhill Suites Hotel and started yelling obscenities. The security guard, 55-year-old Jeffrey Palm, asked Hedrick to calm down. Police say Hedrick knocked Palm to the ground with punch to the face and continued punching him while he was down. A second employee, 42-year-old William Grafton, intervened and suffered a broken arm. Palm suffered face fractures and remained in a hospital Friday afternoon.

Poisoning dogs nets 30-day jail term ANCHORAGE — A man who poisoned two dogs while trying to kill a brown bear at a Sitka golf course was sentenced to 30 days in jail. Kevin Taranoff was the groundskeeper at Sea Mountain Golf Course last October when he decided to poison the bear that had been tearing up the course. He put antifreeze in food and left it outside where it was eaten by two pet dogs that died. Taranoff pleaded guilty Monday to using unlawful methods and means to take game. The Anchorage Daily News reports the 31-year-old Sitka man also was fined $1,000 and ordered to pay restitution. — The Associated Press

62-year-old man, of Soldotna, reported the theft of an outboard motor from a boat stored at Poacher’s Cove in Soldotna. Loss is estimated at $6,500. Investigation is continuing. Anyone with information regarding this case is asked to call the Alaska State Troopers at 2624453 or Crimestoppers at 2838477. n On Feb. 22 at about 12:00 a.m., troopers contacted Michael Irving, 57, of Seward, for an equipment violation near downtown Seward. Investigation revealed that Irving was under the influence of alcohol. He was arrested for driving under the influence and taken to the Seward Jail on $500 bail. n On Feb. 21 at about 12:00 a.m., troopers contacted Megan Stahl, 21, of Seward, on a traf-

fic stop. During the traffic stop, troopers smelled an odor that resembled the odor of marijuana. It was discovered that she was in possession of less than one ounce of marijuana. She was issued a misdemeanor citation for sixth-degree misconduct involving a controlled substance. n On Feb. 21 at about 12:00 a.m., troopers contacted a juvenile male on a traffic stop. During the traffic stop, troopers smelled an odor that resembled the odor of marijuana. It was discovered that the juvenile was in possession of less than one ounce of marijuana. The juvenile was issued a misdemeanor citation for sixth-degree misconduct involving a controlled substance.

Peninsula Clarion, Sunday, March 2, 2014

The following charges were recently dismissed in District Court in Kenai:

$75 court surcharge, $330 cost of imprisonment and a $150 jail surcharge with $100 suspended, ordered to complete Alcohol Safety Action Program treatment, had his license revoked for 90 days, ordered ignition interlock for six months and placed on probation for one year. n John W. Edison III, 32, address unknown, pleaded guilty to driving while license revoked, committed Sept. 26, 2012. He was sentenced to 30 days in jail with 20 days suspended, fined a $50 court surcharge and a $150 jail surcharge with $100 suspended, had his license revoked for 90 days and placed on proThe following judgments bation for three years. recently were handed down in n Valentin Ivanov, 52, of District Court in Kenai: Wasilla, pleaded guilty to driving under the influence, comn Lori R. Cline, 49, of Sol- mitted Feb. 7. He was sentenced dotna, pleaded guilty to leaving the scene of an accident without providing information, committed Jan. 6. She was sentenced to 60 days in jail with 55 days suspended, may perform 40 hours of community work service in lieu of jail time, was fined a $50 court surcharge and a $150 jail surcharge with $100 suspended, ordered to write a letter of apology and placed on probation for one year. n Vladyslav A. Ferderer, 20, of Soldotna, pleaded guilty to a reduced charge of negligent driving, committed May 14. He was fined $150 and a $10 court surcharge. n Shane Hatfield, 59, of Kasilof, pleaded guilty to driving under the influence, committed Feb. 2. He was sentenced to 90 days in jail with 87 days suspended, fined $2,000 with $500 suspended, a $75 court surcharge, $330 cost of imprisonment and a $150 jail surcharge with $100 suspended, ordered to complete Alcohol Safety Action Program treatment, had his license revoked for 90 days, ordered ignition interlock for six months and placed on probation for one year. n Richard G. W. Main, 27, of Kenai, pleaded guilty to violating a domestic violence protective order, committed Feb. 6. He was sentenced to 90 days in jail with 85 days suspended, with credit for time served, fined a $50 court surcharge and a $150 jail surcharge with $100 suspended, ordered to have no contact with victim and placed on probation for three years. n Frank Edward Mariman, 51, of Soldotna, pleaded guilty to no motor vehicle liability insurance, committed Jan. 31. He was fined $500 and a $50 court surcharge. All other charges in this case were dismissed. n Cody E. Ralls, 25, of Nikiski, pleaded guilty to sixthdegree misconduct involving a controlled substance, committed Dec. 28. He was fined $150 and a $50 court surcharge. n Christopher Paul Roth, 27, of Sterling, pleaded guilty to driving under the influence, committed Feb. 9. He was sentenced to 90 days in jail with 87 days suspended, with credit for time served, fined $3,000 with $1,500 suspended, a $75 court surcharge, $330 cost of imprisonment and a $150 jail surcharge with $100 suspended, ordered to complete Alcohol Safety Action Program treatment, had his license revoked for 90 days and placed on probation for one year. n Frank E. Bush, 26, of Kenai, pleaded guilty to fourth-degree assault, committed Nov. 4. He was sentenced to 12 months in jail with 10 months suspended, fined a $50 court surcharge and a $150 jail surcharge with $100 suspended, ordered to have no contact with victim and placed on probation for four years. n Mary B. Creighton, 36, of Kasilof, pleaded guilty to breath test refusal, committed Sept. 12. She was sentenced to 90 days in jail with 87 days suspended, fined $3,000 with $1,500 suspended, a $75 court surcharge, $330 cost of imprisonment and a $150 jail surcharge with $100 suspended, ordered to complete Alcohol Safety Action Program treatment, had her license revoked for 90 days, ordered ignition interlock for six months, ordered not to consume or possess alcohol for one year and placed on probation for one year. All other charges in this case were dismissed. n Charles Glenn Dupuis, 30, address unknown, pleaded guilty to driving under the influence, committed Feb. 19. He was sentenced to 45 days in jail with 42 days suspended, fined $2,000 with $500 suspended, a n A charge of violating conditions of release against Mary Beth Creighton, 37, of Kasilof, was dismissed. Date of the charge was Oct. 18. n A charge of driving while license cancelled, suspended, revoked or limited against Devon Daniel Day, 49, of Anchorage, was dismissed. Date of the charge was Feb. 1. n A charge of driving while license cancelled, suspended, revoked or limited against Dustin Todd Stoddard, 49, of Kasilof, was dismissed. Date of the charge was Jan. 19.

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to 120 days in jail with 117 days suspended, fined $3,000 with $1,500 suspended, a $75 court surcharge, $330 cost of imprisonment and a $150 jail surcharge with $100 suspended, ordered to complete Alcohol Safety Action Program treatment, had his license revoked for 90 days, ordered ignition interlock for six months and placed on probation for one year. n Mecca C. Jones, 37, address unknown, pleaded guilty to driving under the influence, committed Sept. 2. Jones was sentenced to 90 days in jail with 87 days suspended, fined $2,000 with $500 suspended, a $75 court surcharge, $330 cost of imprisonment and a $150 jail surcharge with $100 suspended, ordered to complete Alcohol Safety Action Program treatment, had license revoked for 90 days, ordered ignition interlock for six months and placed on probation for one

year. All other charges in this case were dismissed. n Luis Y. Lugo, 59, of Kenai, pleaded guilty to driving while license cancelled, suspended, revoked or limited, committed Jan. 28. He was sentenced to 40 days in jail with 30 days suspended, fined a $50 court surcharge and a $150 jail surcharge with $100 suspended, had his license revoked for 90 days and placed on probation for one year. All other charges in this case were dismissed. n Frank J. Marotta, 38, of Soldotna, pleaded guilty to driving while license revoked, committed Sept. 16. He was sentenced to 365 days in jail with 335 days suspended, fined a $50 court surcharge and a $150 jail surcharge with $100 suspended, had his license revoked for 90 days and placed on probation for five years. All other charges in this case were dismissed.

n Gregory Dean Mize, 58, of Soldotna, pleaded guilty to one count of fourth-degree assault and one count of a reduced charge of no valid operatorâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s license, committed June 25. On the count of fourth-degree assault, he was sentenced to 180 days in jail with 175 days suspended, may perform 40 hours of community work service in lieu of jail time, was fined $2,500 with $2,000 suspended, a $50 court surcharge and a $150 jail surcharge with $100 suspended, ordered to pay restitution and placed on probation for three years. On the count of no valid operatorâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s license, he was fined $500 and a $50 court surcharge. All other charges in this case were dismissed. n Jake Edward Morris, 68, of Juneau, pleaded guilty to driving while license cancelled, suspended, revoked or limited, committed Feb. 26. He was

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sentenced to 40 days in jail with 30 days suspended, fined a $50 court surcharge and a $150 jail surcharge with $100 suspended, had his license revoked for 90 days and placed on probation for one year. All other charges in this case were dismissed. n Wade F. Puller, 45, of Anchorage, pleaded guilty to sixthdegree misconduct involving a controlled substance, committed Jan. 21. He was fined $150 and a $50 court surcharge and forfeited items seized. n Katie Rose Wright, 28, of Kenai, pleaded guilty to driving while license cancelled, suspended, revoked or limited, committed Feb. 6. She was sentenced to 40 days in jail with 30 days suspended, fined a $50 court surcharge and a $150 jail surcharge with $100 suspended, had her license revoked for 90 days and placed on probation for two years.

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Peninsula Clarion, Sunday, March 2, 2014

Ohio group builds WWII bomber By MITCH STACY Associated Press

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URBANA, Ohio — They got one part for the World War II-era bomber from under an elderly woman’s porch in the next town, and another was bought from someone who had it hanging in a bar in Colorado. One chunk was a prop in a 1960s TV show, and the tail section was salvaged from a wreck deep in the Alaska wilderness. When dozens of volunteers are finished piecing them all together at a small Ohio museum, they’re going to roll out a better-than-new, airworthy version of one of history’s most famous military airplanes, the B-17, celebrated in Hollywood adventure movies like “Twelve O’Clock High” and “Memphis Belle.” A behemoth of a vintage plane that hasn’t been manufactured new in nearly 70 years is being built one piece at time here — and when the volunteers can’t buy or barter for parts they need, they’re making them from scratch based on a collection of 28,000 original Boeing Co. blueprints fetched from microfiche at the Smithsonian Institution. “Modesty aside — and I’ve been around airplanes as much as anybody here — I think we’re building a better airplane than Boeing did,” says volunteer Dick Bidlack, a 79-yearold Vietnam War fighter pilot who’s been involved with the Champaign Aviation Museum project since it started in 2005. “But we’re not trying to build 15 of them a day in a wartime scenario. We’re taking years, so we have a little more freedom.” Although completion is still years away, the gleaming shell of the plane stretched out in the hangar these days is unmistakably a B-17, the rugged 74-foot-long, four-engine bomber called a “Flying Fortress” because it bristled with .50-caliber machine guns and could take an awful beating in combat. Volunteer Frank Drain designed and painted the authentic-looking nose art, which features a leggy 1940s pinup girl

against an outline of Ohio and the plane’s Champaign Lady nickname. “If you had to pick an airplane that would attract the public attention, the B-17 is the one to pick,” says the 61-yearold Drain, whose father was a radio operator on a Flying Fortress during the war. Drain now teaches a class on aviation occupations at a local vocational school and brings his students to help out with the project, which can be inspected by visitors any time the museum is open. More than 12,700 B-17s were built for the war effort, most of them pressed into service for daylight precision bombing raids on industrial targets in occupied Europe from small bases in England between 1942 and 1945. It was harrowing duty that claimed the lives of two out of three young men — their average age was 20 — who served on the storied planes. After the war, many B-17s were unceremoniously left to rust in scrap yards or pressed into other service. Around 40 are left around the world today, with fewer than a dozen in flying condition. Coincidentally, history’s most celebrated B-17 — Memphis Belle — is currently being restored about 40 miles away at the National Museum of the U.S. Air Force near Dayton. The Belle got the royal treatment from the military brass in 1943 after becoming one of the first B-17s to survive the required 25 missions at a time when American bombers were suffering heavy losses. Museum spokesman Rob Bardua says public display of the plane is still years away, although behind-the-scenes tours allow visitors to see the restoration work. The fact that the Memphis Belle and other B-17s at the much-larger Air Force museum will never leave the ground again motivates the Urbana museum crew even more in their quest to make the Champaign Lady a flying example. “There was never a decision to make. When we started the project, it was to make it fly,”

Above: Project manager Randy Kemp works on a panel for an engine housing for a B-17 World War II-era bomber being built with salvaged and fabricated parts at the Champaign Aviation Museum in Urbana, Ohio, on Feb. 20. Kemp, a 56-year-old aircraft engineer, oversees about 10 volunteers and is the only paid employee for the project. Right: Volunteer Dave Weatherman points to the part of the bomber he is helping build. The project started in 2005 and is still years away from completion. Below right: Volunteer Ron Culbertson works inside the tail section. AP Photos/Al Behrman

says Dave Shiffer, whose ride aboard a touring B-17 with his father and brother in 2005 eventually led to the B-17 project and the founding of the nonprofit museum. The initial chunks came from five different planes. The many other missing parts that can’t be found and restored have to be fabricated under the watchful eye of Randy Kemp, the 56-year-old project manager who works with a changing cast of around 100 volunteers who have come from as far away as England just to be part of the effort.

Donations and fundraisers are helping pay for the project, which Shiffer says will end up costing millions. A benefit dinner in April at the museum will feature a talk by Amanda Wright Lane — a great-grandniece of Orville and Wilbur Wright.

Hummus drives chickpea growth By NICHOLAS K. GERANIOS Associated Press

SPOKANE, Wash. — The rising popularity of hummus across the nation has been good for farmers like Aaron Flansburg. Flansburg, who farms 1,900 acres amid the rolling hills of southeastern Washington, has been increasing the amount of the chickpeas used to make hummus by about one-third each year to take advantage of good prices and demand. “I hope that consumption keeps increasing,” he said. Lawmakers in the nation’s capital hope so, too. The new federal Farm Bill contains two provisions that are intended to boost consumption of chickpeas even more, along with their companion, so-called pulse crops peas and lentils. Acreage devoted to chickpeas has exploded in the past decade in Washington and Idaho, which grow some twothirds of the nation’s supply. Chickpeas require little water, and that’s a major plus in the dry region, Flansburg said. “They work pretty well in our region,” he said. In the Palouse region, which straddles both states, there are more than 150,000 acres producing chickpeas today, up from about 12,000 acres in 2000, said Todd Scholz of the USA Dry Pea and Lentil Council, the trade group for the nation’s growers. Chickpeas, also known as garbanzo beans, are also grown in California, Montana, North Dakota and other states, he

said. Historically, about 70 percent of the chickpea crop in this region was exported each year, Flansburg said. But that has changed because of the rising domestic demand for hummus, he said. “That’s a good thing to have that balance,” he said. The majority of the nation’s supply is consumed domestically, mostly in the form of hummus, Scholz said. Farmers are currently getting about 28 to 30 cents a pound for chickpeas, which is an average price for recent years, Flansburg said. He’s seen prices top 50 cents per pound, but a big crop in India this year has pushed prices down a bit, he said.

If You Go: Champaign Aviation Museum, Grimes Field Airport, 1652 N. Main St., Urbana, Ohio, 937-652-4710. http://www. champaignaviationmuseum. org. Open Tuesday-Saturday 10 a.m. to 4 p.m.

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New labels aim to make shopping easy WASHINGTON (AP) — Ice cream lovers beware: The government knows you’re unlikely to stop after half a cup. New nutrition labels proposed Thursday for many popular foods, including ice cream, aim to more accurately reflect what people actually eat. And the proposal would make calorie counts on labels more prominent, too, reflecting that nutritionists now focus more on calories than fat. For the first time, labels also would be required to list any sugars that are added by manufacturers. In one example of the change, the estimated serving size for ice cream would jump from a half cup to a cup, so the calorie listing on the label would double, too. The idea behind the change, the first overhaul of the labels in two decades, isn’t that the government thinks people should be eating twice as much; it’s that they should understand how many calories are in what they already are eating. The Food and Drug Administration says that, by law, serving sizes must be based on actual consumption, not some ideal. The new labels would be less cluttered. FDA Commissioner Margaret Hamburg called them “a more user-friendly version.” But they are probably several years away. The FDA will take comments on the proposal for 90 days, and a final rule could take another year. Once it’s final, the agency has proposed giving industry two years to comply. The agency projects food companies will have to pay around $2 billion to revise labels. Companies have resisted some of the changes in the past, including listing added sugars, but the industry is so far withholding criticism.

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Nikiski girls, SkyHi boys nab wins By JEFF HELMINIAK Peninsula Clarion

Both the Nikiski girls and Skyview boys basketball teams will go into the Southcentral Conference tournament, starting Thursday in Cordova, on a roll. The Nikiski girls topped the Panthers 41-21 to show they have thoroughly put a Monday loss to Homer in the rearview mirror, while the Skyview boys came back for a 62-59 overtime victory — the third straight triumph

for the Panthers. The Nikiski girls finish the regular season at 8-2 in the league and 18-4 overall. One of the Bulldogs’ rare losses came in a 36-31 affair Monday at Homer. The Mariners got off to a hot start and Nikiski was not able to recover. “It was a good lesson for our girls,” Nikiski coach Scott Anderson said. “We talked about how you have to go get it and play to win instead of playing not to lose.”

The Bulldogs responded by taking an 18-5 lead after the first half Friday in a 43-25 victory in Seward, then a 13-1 lead in Saturday’s win. With four minutes left in the second quarter, Skyview’s Meghan Powers connected on a driving layup for her team’s first field goal and a 13-3 game. “We put a lot of emphasis on our defensive game,” said Skyview coach Kyle McFall after his squad finished the regular season at 12-11 and 4-6. “The last couple of weeks, we’ve done

a nice job on defense but offense has been an issue.” McFall said his squad is not getting good shots, but rather panicky shots. He said the plan is to simplify things on offense so the Panthers can just focus on basketball. The Bulldogs shot just 22 percent from the floor in the game, but were able to score more than enough to win thanks to points off of rebounds and turnovers. “We shot 22 percent, but we were aggressive on offense and we rebound-

ed well,” Anderson said. “So we were able to score 41 points despite shooting just 22 percent.” Anderson said his team had 45 rebounds Saturday compared to 23 in the loss to Homer. “They killed us on rebounds,” McFall said. “Our halfcourt defense was good until we got to the rebounding part.” Alyssa Darch piled up 19 rebounds while also tying Rachel Thompson for the team scoring lead with 13 points. See WINS, page B-2

Photo by Rashah McChesney/Peninsula Clarion

Skyview’s Hayley Ramsell goes after the ball during their game against Homer on Friday at Skyview High School.

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By JOEY KLECKA Peninsula Clarion

Friday night, all that mattered to Skyview senior Jacob Carlson was getting his team a win on senior night. Carlson did much more than that, as he scored all 24 of his points in the first half to help the Skyview boys to a 58-49 victory over Southcentral Conference opponent Homer at Skyview High School. “It’s really special,” Carlson said. “My grandma’s in the hospital and I came in with a lot of emotions, and it’s senior night and it’s the last time anyone will play on this court, so I just want to go out for my coaches and all the students.” Friday was the last home game ever for the Panthers before the school closes, and Carlson’s shooting was lights out, as he hit 8 of 11 shots, even

as he was held scoreless in the second half. Adding to the on-court energy that Skyview brought was the support from friends and family in the bleachers, and Carlson didn’t hold back in tabbing Friday night as his best performance of his Skyview basketball career. “I just felt like I had to put all my effort out there on the court tonight,” Carlson said. “I couldn’t leave anything back because then it would just be a shame.” Skyview teammate Micah Hilbish, also a senior, had a big game as well in scoring 19 points, and Tim Duke added 10. “It was a special night,” said Skyview coach Jesse Settlemyer. “We use that emotion, but we used it in the right way. We didn’t let it overwhelm us, we turned it into excitement and

energy on the court. The crowd was great in cheering us on, and it was just a special moment.” The Mariners weren’t too shabby on offense, either, as Quinn Daugharty scored 19 points and teammate Filip Reutov added 15. However, when they needed it most, the Panthers found the points to distance themselves in the end. “They’re a talented team,” Settlemyer said. “They have some great shooters, some really talented players, they’re well-coached, and it makes the win that much more special, to get a win against that team.” After taking a brief lead early in the game, Homer began to fall victim to the Skyview offense, lead by Carlson and a few circus shots. Trailing 7-6 in the Photo by Rashah McChesney/Peninsula Clarion first quarter, Carlson proceeded to score the next 16 points for Skyview’s Micah Hilbish goes in for a layup during their game against Homer on Friday at See END, page B-4 Skyview High School.

Stars notch sweep on senior night By JOEY KLECKA Peninsula Clarion

The Soldotna girls hoops team got its senior night celebration off to a shaky start — with all five seniors on the team singing the national anthem — but by the end of Saturday night, the Stars were celebrating another victory. Soldotna capped its regular season with a 44-25 Northern Lights Conference win over crosstown opponent Kenai Central on Saturday at Soldotna High School, led by the senior duo of Katelynn Kerkvliet and Julie Litchfield. Both scored 12 points, and Kerkvliet added eight rebounds as well. “It’s definitely nice to win your final home game, although the singing was a little rough,” Litchfield said with a laugh. “We’re never doing that again.” SoHi ended its regular season with a 17-5 record and will take a 7-3 conference mark into the Northern Lights Conference tournament next weekend at Colony High School. Kenai will bring a

7-12 record (0-10 conference) into the tournament, which begins on Thursday. The win also gives SoHi a bye on the first day. “I thought the kids played pretty solid all through the night,” said Soldotna coach Doug Blossom. “There were no letdowns, it was just a solid game.” On Saturday, the team seniors donned celebratory warmup shirts that had a nickname on the back of each one, and after introductions were made, Kerkvliet, Litchfield, Kelci Benson, Makayla Wong and Kiana Hendricks all grouped around the microphone and performed their rendition of the Star Spangled Banner, which included a few giggles. Once the tip went up and the game started, however, SoHi was all business. Right off the bat, Kerkvliet began finding space near the basket and dropping in jumpshots and layups, scoring Soldotna’s first eight points in the opening four minutes. Photo by Rashah McChesney/Peninsula Clarion “We run some different Soldotna’s Julie Litchfield shoots during their game against KeSee SWEEP, page B-4 nai on Saturday in Soldotna. C

Bears drop 3rd straight game Staff report

In the midst of a playoff chase, the Kenai River Brown Bears lost their third straight game, falling 6-1 to the host Wenatchee (Wash.) Wild on Saturday in front of 3,244. The Bears fall to 24-21-6 and remain in fifth place and out of the playoffs in the North American Hockey League Midwest Division. Kenai River has 54 points, while the Coulee Region (Wis.) Chill are in fourth place with 58 points. Wenatchee (27-20-6) moves up to third place. The Bears complete a three-game series with the Wild at 2:05 p.m. today. “That’s the best thing,” Kenai River head coach Geoff Beauparlant said. “As frustrating as it has been over the last three games, we’re still in the playoff race. All hope hasn’t been lost. “We’ve got to regroup if we’re going to catch Wenatchee or Coulee Region. We have to come with desperation we have not shown in the last three.” Beauparlant said his squad

came out executing the game plan, but a turnover led to a Joseph Kaszupski goal 10 minutes, 29 seconds, in. Mitch Demario scored a power-play goal just 45 seconds later. Beauparlant said a bad penalty led to the power play, and he said the shot is one goalie Zach Quinn must save. He then pulled Quinn for Kris Oldham. “I felt it was the right time to make the move to Kris,” Beauparlant said. In the second period, Beauparlant again said his team wasn’t playing that bad, but turnover led to a Brendan Harris goal and 3-0 lead with 14:50 left in the second. “Once we go down two or three, there is a tendency to go individual and try and beat guys one on one,” Beauparlant said. “When that happens you end up running around and any team, not just Wenatchee, moves the puck around and makes you look silly.” Wenatchee completed its scoring with two power-play goals by David Powlowski and See BEARS, page B-3

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Homer girls top Seward for solid week Staff report

The Homer girls basketball team completed a solid week with a 42-26 victory over host Seward on Saturday in Southcentral Conference play. For the week, the Mariners swept foes in the conference’s Southern Division, topping Nikiski on Monday, Skyview on Friday and Seward on Saturday. Homer led 8-6 after the first quarter and 16-10 at the half. Homer then upped the lead to 26-16 after three quarters. Madison Akers had 16 points to lead Homer. All of those tallies were in the second half. Tayla Cabana added 11 for the Mariners. For Seward, Laura Kromrey led the way with nine points. Seward boys 62, Homer 35 The host Seahawks finished the regular season with two victories on their home floor. Seward led 16-14 after the first quarter, then took control with a 15-8 second quarter. Michael Wolfe had 21 points for the Seahawks, including five 3-pointers. Ronnie Jackson added 18, while Matthew Moore had 13. Sheldon Hutt paced Homer with 11 points. Nikiski girls 43, Seward 25

for a Southcentral Conference victory Friday. Nikiski led 9-2 after the first quarter and 18-5 at halftime. The Bulldogs also held Seward to six points in the third quarter. Rachel Thompson paced the Bulldogs with 13 points, while Emily Lynch had 12. Ashley VonBorstel led the Seahawks with 10 points.

sula Conference play Saturday. Rogers had 12 in the first quarter as the Wolverines grabbed a 14-13 lead. Ninilchik then outscored Seldovia 13-4 in the second to take command of the game. Marina Chissus and Jenna Crosby had 10 apiece for the Otters.

Seward boys 84, Nikiski 67

Seldovia boys 54, Ninilchik 42

The host Seahawks exploded on offense in the second half to notch a Southcentral Conference win over the Bulldogs on Friday. The game was tied at 20 after the first quarter, then Nikiski led 34-30 at halftime. But the second half belonged to the Seahawks to the tune of a 54-33 advantage. Seward got it done with balanced scoring. Michael Wolfe led with 20 points, while Matthew Moore had 19, Ronnie Jackson had 14, Alex Pahno had 12 and Michael Marshall pitched in 11. Seth Carstens continued to score at a rapid clip for the Bulldogs, piling up 26 points. Luke Johnson went for 21, while Cade Anderson had 10. Ninilchik girls 59, Seldovia 39

Jessica Rogers erupted for The visiting Bulldogs’ de- 32 points as the host Wolverines fense locked down the Seahawks stopped the Sea Otters in Penin-

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Meghan Powers led the Panthers with eight points. Four of those points came in a 20-second spurt that cut Nikiski’s lead to 24-13 with 2:40 left in the third quarter. “One of our issues is we don’t have a lot of confident ballhandlers,” McFall said. “Meghan was able to get that going in the second half and everybody was able to play off that.” McFall also said Jacy Rouse did a good job limiting the penetration of Thompson in the second half. But Anderson was happy the Bulldogs were able to keep Skyview from getting any closer, then outscore the Panthers 9-2 in the final four minutes of the game. “We’ve had trouble closing out games at times, but not tonight,” Anderson said. Emily Lynch, Jodi Cook, Katie Costello and Darch were honored by the Bulldogs for senior night. “I’m happy for the seniors and what they’ve done for the program for the past four years,” Anderson said. Skyview boys 62, Nikiski 59, OT The Panthers completed a sweep of the Southcentral Conference Southern Divi-

sion in their last three games by coming back to nip the Bulldogs in overtime. Skyview’s burst of solid play started with a 49-45 overtime victory over Seward on Tuesday, then the Panthers topped Homer 58-49 on Friday in the last basketball game at Skyview. Skyview finishes at 4-6 in the league and 10-11 overall. Skyview coach Jesse Settlemyer said the emotional win Friday may have hurt his squad early Saturday. “We talked about getting one more and making it three straight going into regions, but physically and mentally we may have been a little drained,” Settlemyer said. Nikiski’s Cade Anderson sparked an 8-0 first-quarter run with a pair of 3-pointers to give the Bulldogs a 10-4 lead with 3:26 left in the first quarter. The scoring spurt showed improvement that made Nikiski coach Reid Kornstad proud despite the loss. “The guys have been playing a lot better on offense and shooting a lot better,” said Kornstad, whose squad finished 1-9 in the league. “I’m proud of the way they’ve kept improving and having faith in us as coaches. “That isn’t easy as the losses begin to mount.” As the Bulldogs’ record would indicate, they haven’t gotten a lot of experience this season holding leads, but they

A powerful third quarter pushed the visiting Sea Otters past the Wolverines on Saturday. Seldovia led 27-20 at halftime, then outscored Ninilchik 19-2 in the third quarter. Seth O’Leary had 18 points for the Sea Otters, while Dylan Waterbury had 14 and Aiden Philpot had 13. For Ninilchik, Austin White led the way with 16 points. Nikolaevsk girls 57, Seldovia 14 The host Warriors cruised to a Peninsula Conference victory Friday. Nianiella Dorvall had 15 points for the Warriors, while Sophia Kalugin and Serafima Kalugin each contributed 14 points. Nikolaevsk boys 66, Seldovia 51 The host Warriors used a were able hold a lead for nearly the whole game. In the first quarter, the Panthers cut it to four, but Anderson hit a 3-ball at the 30-second mark to expand the lead. In the second quarter, Skyview whittled the lead to three, but a Hunter Holloway 3-pointer with 2:03 left again gave breathing room. In the third, Nikiski led by as much as 12 and as little as five, but went into the final quarter with a lead of seven. In the fourth quarter, a layup by Nathan Carstens made it 47-38 with 4:53 left before Skyview started its final push. “We started to run our offense better and move the ball better, and we executed a couple of set plays fairly well,” Settlemyer said. The Panthers went on an 11-2 run to tie the game at 49 on a jumper by Micah Hilbish with 45 seconds left. “Ball control,” Kornstad said, when asked the reason for the run. “When you are ahead with three and a half minutes to go, you have to be able to execute and make sure it’s a sure thing. “We weren’t able to do that.” After Hilbish’s equalizer, Nikiski was able hold for a last shot, but Anderson missed in the lane. In overtime, Skyview started with three layups in a 6-2 run from which the Bulldogs would never recover.

McIlroy close to victory DOUG FERGUSON AP Golf Writer

PALM BEACH GARDENS, Fla. (AP) — Rory McIlroy is 18 holes away from his first PGA Tour victory in 18 months, a chance to show the world he is back on his game. That’s not the way McIlroy views the final round at the Honda Classic. McIlroy started strong, avoided a big number with a brilliant bogey in the middle and took on the wind and water on the 16th hole for one final birdie Saturday that gave him a 1-under 69 in the toughest conditions and a two-shot lead over Russell Henley at PGA National. The 24-year-old from Northern Ireland has come to expect this kind of performance. He finished one shot behind in Abu Dhabi. He played in the final group in Dubai, where nothing went well in the final round. C

huge third quarter to notch a Peninsula Conference victory Friday. Nikolaevsk led 17-15 after the first quarter, but the game was tied at 30 at halftime. In the third quarter, Nikolaevsk delivered a 22-8 knockout blow. Jaruby Nelson had a monster night for the Warriors, pouring in 35 points. Nelson hit five times from 3-point land. Nikit Fefelov added 10 points. For Seldovia, Calem Collier led the way with 20 points, while Aidan Philpot had 15 and Dylan Waterbury added 10. Friday girls Bulldogs 43, Seahawks 25 Nikiski Seward

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NIKISKI (43) — Riddall 0 1-4 1, Perry 0 0-0 0, Cook 3 0-0 6, Costello 1 0-0 2, Litke 0 1-2 1, Lynch 4 3-4 12, Thompson 3 6-8 13, Kornstad 0 0-0 0, Litzen 0 0-2 0, Darch 3 2-4 8. Totals — 14 13-24 43. SEWARD (25) — VonBorstel 3 4-6 10, Anderson 0 0-0 0, Kromery 2 0-0 4, Jackson 1 0-0 2, Whiteshield 1 1-4 3, Clemens 2 2-2 6. Totals — 9 7-12 25. 3-point goals — Nikiski 2 (Lynch, Thompson). Team fouls — Nikiski 14, Seward 19. Fouled out — Jackson, Whiteshield. Warriors 57, Sea Otters 14 Seldovia Nikolaevsk

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SELDOVIA (14) — Chissus 3 0-0 6, Meganack 0 0-0 0, Mitchell 0 0-0 0, Waterbury 0 0-0 0, Swick 1 0-0 2, Turner 1 2-2 4, Crosby 1 0-2 2. Totals — 6 2-4 14. NIKOLAEVSK (57) — Ki. Klaich 1 0-0 2, Kr. Klaich 0 0-0 0, Fefelov 2 0-0 4, So. Kalugin 7 0-0 14, Stafford 3 0-0 6, Se. Kalugin 7 0-0 14, Dorvall 7 0-0 15, Hickman 1 0-0 2. Totals — 28 0-0 57. 3-point goals — Nikolaevs 1 (Dorvall). Team fouls — Seldovia 5, Nikolaevsk 4. Fouled out — none.

“We can’t win taking a lot of jump shots,” Settlemyer said. “We need to be aggressive and get shots in the lane.” The Bulldogs trailed 58-52 with 1:18 left, but managed to scratch and claw enough to get a potential game-tying 3 by Seth Carstens at the buzzer that just missed. “Our execution in desperation-type situations at the end of the game was actually pretty good,” Kornstad said. Michael Stangel and Seth Carstens were honored for senior night. Carstens had 17 despite battling foul trouble and the effects of a nasty fall he took in the third quarter.

Friday boys Seahawks 84, Bulldogs 67 Nikiski Seward

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NIKISKI (67) — Stangel 0 2-2 2, Anderson 3 3-4 10, Johnson 8 5-6 21, Holloway 1 4-4 6, S. Carstens 10 6-6 26, N. Carstens 1 0-0 2, Riddall 1 0-0 2, Jackson 0 0-0 0. Totals — 21 19-22 67. SEWARD (84) — Marshall 4 3-6 11, Pahno 5 2-2 12, Berry 2 1-4 5, Wolfe 7 4-4 20, Moore 7 5-5 19, Broughton 1 1-2 3, Jackson 6 0-1 14. Totals — 32 16-24 84. 3-point goals — Nikiski 1 (Anderson); Seward 4 (Wolfe 2, Jackson 2). Team fouls — Nikiski 16, Seward 16. Fouled out — none. Warriors 66, Sea Otters 51 Seldovia Nikolaevsk

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SELDOVIA (51) — R. Waterbury 0 0-0 0, D. Waterbury 4 1-2 10, Collier 6 4-6 20, Haller 1 0-0 2, Philpot 7 0-0 15, O’Leary 2 0-2 4, Swearingen 0 0-0 0. Totals — 20 5-10 51. NIKOLAEVSK (66) — Nelson 15 0-0 35, Trail 0 0-0 0, Yakunin 3 1-2 7, N. Fefelov 4 0-0 10, Gordeev 1 0-0 2, F. Molodih 1 0-0 2, J. Fefelov 4 0-0 8, Kalugin 1 0-0 2. Totals — 29 1-2 66. 3-point goals — Seldovia 6 (Collier 4, D. Waterbury, Philpot); Nikolaevsk 7 (Nelson 5, N. Fefelov). Team fouls — Seldovia 11, Nikolaevsk 11. Fouled out — none. Saturday girls Wolverines 59, Sea Otters 39 Seldovia Ninilchik

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SELDOVIA (39) — Chissus 4 2-4 10, Meganack 0 0-0 0, Mitchell 0 0-0 0, Waterbury 2 0-0 4, Swick 2 1-2 5, Turner 4 2-2 10, Crosby 5 0-3 10. Totals — 17 5-11 39. NINILCHIK (59) — Rogers 16 0-3 32, Cooper 0 0-0 0, Sinclair 2 0-1 4, Goins 3 3-5 9, Ehlers 2 2-2 6, Finney 2 0-1 4, Me. Clark 1 0-0 2, Robuck 1 0-0 2, Mi. Clark 0 0-0 0. Totals — 27 5-12 59. 3-point goals — none. Team fouls — Seldovia 16, Ninilchik 15. Fouled out — Meganack. Mariners 42, Seahawks 26 Homer Seward

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Stangel had 11, while Anderson and Luke Johnson had 10 apiece. For Skyview, Jacob Carlson had 11 of his 21 in the fourth quarter and overtime. Tim Duke added 16, while Hilbish had 13. Saturday girls Bulldogs 41, Panthers 21 Skyview 0 Nikiski 9

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SKYVIEW (21) — Powers 4 0-0 8, Ramsell 3 0-2 6, Mahan 1 0-0 2, Reynolds 1 0-0 2, Rouse 1 1-2 3, Glaves 0 0-0 0, Pyhala 0 0-0 0. Totals — 10 1-4 21. NIKISKI (41) — Riddall 1 0-0 2, Cook 2 1-2 5, Costello 0 0-0 0, Litke 1 0-0 2, Lynch 2 2-2 6, Thompson 4 4-6 13, Parrish 0 0-0 0, Kornstad 0 0-0 0, Litzen 0 0-0 0, Darch 4

HOMER (42) — M. Fellows 0 2-2 2, Ramirez-Clark 0 0-0 0, Koplin 0 3-4 3, Draves 0 0-0 0, Akers 5 5-6 16, Waclawski 3 1-2 8, Hendrickson 1 0-1 2, Cabana 4 3-10 11. Totals — 13 15-22 42. SEWARD (26) — Honebein 0 3-4 3, VonBorstel 0 2-2 2, Anderson 0 0-0 0, Kromrey 3 3-6 9, Jackson 2 2-2 6, Whiteshield 1 2-2 4, Clemens 0 2-2 2. Totals — 6 11-16 26. 3-point goals — Homer 2 (Akers, Waclawski). Team fouls — Homer 18, Seward 20. Fouled out — Hendrickson, VonBorstel. Saturday boys Sea Otters 54, Wolverines 42 Seldovia Ninilchik

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SELDOVIA (54) — R. Waterbury 0 2-2 2, D. Waterbury 3 6-8 14, Collier 3 1-3 8, Haller 0 0-2 0, Philpot 5 2-3 13, O’Leary 6 5-6 18, Swearingen 0 0-0 0. Totals — 17 16-24 54. NINILCHIK (42) — C. Appelhanz 1 0-0 2, Presley 2 1-2 5, Delgado 2 1-2 5, Koch 0 0-0 0, Bartolowits 1 0-0 2, Thorn 4 0-0 8, S. Appelhanz 2 0-0 4, White 8 0-1 16. Totals — 20 2-5 42. 3-point goals — Seldovia 4 (D. Waterbury, Collier, Philpot, O’Leary). Team fouls — Seldovia 12, Ninilchik 19. Fouled out — Presley. Seahawks 62, Mariners 35 Homer Seward

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HOMER (35) — Beachy 0 0-0 0, L. Harris 0 0-0 0, Reutov 2 0-0 4, Daugharty 3 1-2 7, Schneider 2 2-2 7, Edens 0 0-0 0, Brown 1 0-0 2, Molodih 1 0-0 2, Walsworth 0 0-2 0, H. Harris 1 0-1 2, Hutt 3 5-7 11. Totals — 13 8-14 35. SEWARD (62) — P. Berry 0 0-0 0, Marshall 2 0-0 4, Pahno 1 0-0 2, Zweifel 0 0-0 0, Brewi 0 0-0 0, T. Berry 0 0-0 0, Wolfe 7 2-4 21, Sieverts 0 0-0 0, Moore 6 1-1 13, Broughton 0 4-4 4, Jackson 5 7-7 18. Totals — 21 14-16 62. 3-point goals — Homer 1 (Schneider); Seward 6 (Wolfe 5, Jackson). Team fouls — Homer 16, Seward 17. Fouled out — none.

5-10 13. Totals — 14 12-20 41. 3-point goals — Nikiski 1 (Thompson). Team fouls — Skyview 12, Nikiski 9. Fouled out — none. Saturday boys Panthers 62, Bulldogs 59, OT Skyview 10 Nikiski 16

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SKYVIEW (62) — Rice 0 0-0 0, Jones 2 0-3 4, Duke 6 4-6 16, Carlson 9 2-4 21, Cook 0 0-0 0, Kruse 0 0-0 0, Harley 3 2-2 8, Hilbish 6 1-3 13. Totals — 26 9-18 62. NIKISKI (59) — Stangel 2 6-8 11, Anderson 3 1-2 10, Johnson 4 2-5 10, Holloway 2 2-2 7, Tauriainen 0 0-0 0, S. Carstens 6 5-8 17, N. Carstens 2 0-1 4, Riddall 0 0-0 0, Jackson 0 0-0 0. 3-point goals — Skyview 1 (Carlson); Nikiski 5 (Anderson 3, Stangel, Holloway). Team fouls — Skyview 21, Nikiski 17. Fouled out C — Jones.

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Scoreboard Hockey NHL Standings EASTERN CONFERENCE Atlantic Division GP W L Boston 59 37 17 Montreal 62 34 21 Tampa Bay 60 34 21 Toronto 62 32 22 Detroit 60 28 20 Ottawa 60 26 23 Florida 60 22 31 Buffalo 60 18 34 Metropolitan Division Pittsburgh 60 40 16 N.Y. Rangers 61 33 25 Philadelphia 61 31 24 Washington 61 29 23 Columbus 60 30 25 New Jersey 61 26 22 Carolina 60 26 25 N.Y. Islanders 62 23 31

OT Pts GF GA 5 79 182 134 7 75 159 152 5 73 174 150 8 72 185 191 12 68 159 165 11 63 170 197 7 51 146 194 8 44 122 180 4 84 192 149 3 69 159 151 6 68 169 176 9 67 180 181 5 65 178 169 13 65 146 149 9 61 148 168 8 54 170 210

WESTERN CONFERENCE Central Division Chicago 62 36 12 14 86 213 166 St. Louis 59 39 14 6 84 196 137 Colorado 60 38 17 5 81 182 161 Minnesota 61 33 21 7 73 150 148 Dallas 60 28 22 10 66 170 169 Winnipeg 62 30 26 6 66 174 178 Nashville 61 26 25 10 62 150 185 Pacific Division Anaheim 61 42 14 5 89 197 147 San Jose 61 38 17 6 82 184 149 Los Angeles 62 34 22 6 74 150 133 Vancouver 62 28 24 10 66 148 162 Phoenix 60 27 22 11 65 167 176 Calgary 60 23 30 7 53 139 182 Edmonton 62 20 34 8 48 154 204 NOTE: Two points for a win, one point for overtime loss. Friday’s Games Minnesota 2, Vancouver 1, SO Buffalo 4, San Jose 2 Colorado 4, Phoenix 2 Anaheim 1, St. Louis 0 Saturday’s Games Washington 4, Boston 2 New Jersey 6, N.Y. Islanders 1 Philadelphia 4, N.Y. Rangers 2 Columbus 6, Florida 3 Winnipeg 3, Nashville 1 Tampa Bay 4, Dallas 2 Los Angeles 3, Carolina 1 Montreal 4, Toronto 3, OT Chicago 5, Pittsburgh 1 Calgary 2, Edmonton 1, OT Sunday’s Games Philadelphia at Washington, 8:30 a.m. San Jose at New Jersey, 11 a.m. Florida at N.Y. Islanders, 11 a.m. Ottawa vs. Vancouver at Vancouver, British Columbia, Noon Boston at N.Y. Rangers, 3 p.m. Tampa Bay at Colorado, 4 p.m. St. Louis at Phoenix, 4 p.m. Carolina at Anaheim, 4 p.m. All Times AST

Basketball NBA Standings EASTERN CONFERENCE Atlantic Division W L Toronto 32 26 Brooklyn 28 29 New York 21 38 Boston 20 40 Philadelphia 15 44 Southeast Division Miami 42 14 Washington 31 28 Charlotte 27 31 M Atlanta 26 31 Orlando 18 43 K Central Division Indiana 45 13 Chicago 32 26 Cleveland 24 37 Detroit 23 36 Milwaukee 11 47

Pct GB .552 — .491 3½ .356 11½ .333 13 .254 17½ .750 — .525 12½ .466 16 .456 16½ .295 26½ .776 — .552 13 .393 22½ .390 22½ .190 34

WESTERN CONFERENCE Southwest Division San Antonio 42 16 Houston 40 19 Dallas 36 24 Memphis 33 25 New Orleans 23 36 Northwest Division Oklahoma City 44 15 Portland 41 18 Minnesota 29 29 Denver 25 33 Utah 21 37

.724 — .678 2½ .600 7 .569 9 .390 19½ .746 — .695 3 .500 14½ .431 18½ .362 22½

Pacific Division L.A. Clippers 41 Golden State 36 Phoenix 34 L.A. Lakers 20 Sacramento 20

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Friday’s Games Cleveland 99, Utah 79 Oklahoma City 113, Memphis 107 Golden State 126, New York 103 Chicago 100, Dallas 91 San Antonio 92, Charlotte 82 L.A. Lakers 126, Sacramento 122 Phoenix 116, New Orleans 104 Saturday’s Games Washington 122, Philadelphia 103 Miami 112, Orlando 98 Houston 118, Detroit 110 Indiana 102, Boston 97 Brooklyn 107, Milwaukee 98 Memphis 110, Cleveland 96 Portland 102, Denver 96 Minnesota 108, Sacramento 97 L.A. Clippers 108, New Orleans 76 Sunday’s Games New York at Chicago, 9 a.m Golden State at Toronto, Noon Philadelphia at Orlando, 2 p.m. Utah at Indiana, 2 p.m. Charlotte at Oklahoma City, 3 p.m. Dallas at San Antonio, 3 p.m. Atlanta at Phoenix, 4 p.m. All Times AST

Men’s Scores EAST Army 87, Lafayette 84 Boston U. 68, Holy Cross 64 Bryant 81, LIU Brooklyn 62 Bucknell 56, American U. 51 Buffalo 78, Miami (Ohio) 55 CCSU 73, Sacred Heart 70 Colgate 74, Lehigh 57 Dartmouth 87, Cornell 78 Harvard 80, Columbia 47 Hofstra 82, James Madison 71 Houston 89, Temple 79 La Salle 64, Fordham 62 Loyola (Md.) 67, Navy 65 Mount St. Mary’s 78, St. Francis (Pa.) 55 Northeastern 54, Drexel 52 Princeton 69, Brown 64 Rhode Island 66, Richmond 43 Rutgers 74, South Florida 73 Saint Joseph’s 83, St. Bonaventure 74 St. Francis (NY) 79, Fairleigh Dickinson 56 Towson 70, William & Mary 68 UConn 51, Cincinnati 45 Wagner 59, Robert Morris 48 West Virginia 81, TCU 59 Yale 70, Penn 63 SOUTH Alabama 73, Auburn 57 Ark.-Pine Bluff 61, Grambling St. 52 Austin Peay 88, UT-Martin 85 Belmont 76, Jacksonville St. 53 Boston College 80, Wake Forest 72 Chattanooga 63, Appalachian St. 44 Coastal Carolina 63, Charleston Southern 61 Davidson 86, Elon 69 Delaware 89, Coll. of Charleston 86 E. Kentucky 70, Tennessee St. 66 Florida 79, LSU 61 Florida Gulf Coast 92, N. Kentucky 72 Hampton 61, Norfolk St. 53 Howard 55, Delaware St. 53 Incarnate Word 69, Nicholls St. 67 Jackson St. 82, MVSU 64 Lipscomb 83, Stetson 76 McNeese St. 95, Abilene Christian 91, OT Md.-Eastern Shore 68, Coppin St. 67 Memphis 72, Louisville 66 Mercer 69, Jacksonville 55 Miami 85, NC State 70 Middle Tennessee 65, Rice 41 Morgan St. 65, Bethune-Cookman 61 NC Central 86, SC State 44 North Carolina 60, Virginia Tech 56 North Florida 87, Kennesaw St. 77 Northwestern St. 84, New Orleans 71 Radford 87, Liberty 83 Samford 93, W. Carolina 86

Savannah St. 71, NC A&T 67, OT South Carolina 72, Kentucky 67 Southern U. 67, Alcorn St. 54 Stephen F. Austin 75, SE Louisiana 62 Tennessee 76, Vanderbilt 38 Tennessee Tech 91, Morehead St. 84 The Citadel 80, Georgia Southern 63 Troy 61, Louisiana-Monroe 46 UNC Asheville 83, Gardner-Webb 71 UNC Greensboro 73, Wofford 71 VCU 67, Saint Louis 56 VMI 86, Longwood 66 Virginia 75, Syracuse 56 Winthrop 82, Presbyterian 60 MIDWEST Akron 57, Bowling Green 47 Ball St. 74, Cent. Michigan 71 Cleveland St. 63, Valparaiso 52 Dayton 86, UMass 79 Drake 71, Bradley 66 E. Illinois 78, SIU-Edwardsville 74 E. Michigan 56, N. Illinois 52 Evansville 75, Loyola of Chicago 72 Green Bay 75, Detroit 66 IPFW 96, Nebraska-Omaha 95, OT Illinois 53, Michigan St. 46 Kansas St. 80, Iowa St. 73 Kent St. 75, Ohio 61 Michigan 66, Minnesota 56 Missouri 85, Mississippi St. 66 N. Dakota St. 78, Denver 68 N. Iowa 71, Indiana St. 69 Nebraska 54, Northwestern 47 North Dakota 69, E. Washington 67 Oakland 87, Youngstown St. 81 Pittsburgh 85, Notre Dame 81, OT S. Dakota St. 75, South Dakota 61 S. Illinois 66, Illinois St. 65 SE Missouri 118, Murray St. 115, 2OT Toledo 96, W. Michigan 85, OT W. Illinois 75, IUPUI 70 Wichita St. 68, Missouri St. 45 Wright St. 68, Ill.-Chicago 61 Xavier 75, Creighton 69 SOUTHWEST Alabama A&M 72, Prairie View 65 Arkansas 87, Georgia 75 Baylor 59, Texas Tech 49 Georgia St. 66, Texas St. 55 Oklahoma 77, Texas 65 Oklahoma St. 72, Kansas 65 Oral Roberts 80, Sam Houston St. 73 SMU 70, UCF 55 Texas A&M 71, Mississippi 60 Texas A&M-CC 65, Houston Baptist 45 Texas Southern 86, Alabama St. 66 Texas-Arlington 80, W. Kentucky 73 UALR 74, Arkansas St. 67 FAR WEST Arizona St. 78, California 60 BYU 78, San Diego 70 Boise St. 72, Wyoming 63 Cal St.-Fullerton 84, Long Beach St. 76 Gonzaga 75, Saint Mary’s (Cal) 47 Grand Canyon 84, Chicago St. 74 Idaho St. 80, Sacramento St. 67 Montana 82, S. Utah 54 N. Arizona 73, Weber St. 71, OT New Mexico St. 72, CS Bakersfield 57 Oregon 78, Southern Cal 63 Pacific 68, Portland 65 Portland St. 77, N. Colorado 68 San Diego St. 82, Fresno St. 67 San Francisco 65, Loyola Marymount 61 Santa Clara 86, Pepperdine 78 Seattle 76, Idaho 68 UC Irvine 55, Cal Poly 48 UC Riverside 106, CS Northridge 105, 2OT UC Santa Barbara 67, UC Davis 54 UNLV 93, Air Force 67 Utah 75, Colorado 64 Utah St. 75, San Jose St. 58 Utah Valley 45, Texas-Pan American 42

Women’s Scores EAST American U. 67, Bucknell 53 Army 64, Lafayette 53 Boston U. 67, Holy Cross 65 Brown 61, Princeton 58 Bryant 63, St. Francis (NY) 58 CCSU 62, Fairleigh Dickinson 61

Colgate 63, Lehigh 61 Cornell 63, Dartmouth 50 DePaul 80, St. John’s 65 Duquesne 54, Rhode Island 51 George Washington 88, Dayton 79 Georgetown 71, Providence 65 Hartford 57, Vermont 49 Harvard 64, Columbia 51 La Salle 55, St. Bonaventure 49 Maine 66, New Hampshire 62 Mount St. Mary’s 64, Wagner 52 Navy 74, Loyola (Md.) 50 Penn 62, Yale 48 Penn St. 77, Michigan 62 Quinnipiac 86, Manhattan 78 Sacred Heart 46, LIU Brooklyn 44 St. Francis (Pa.) 78, Robert Morris 73 Stony Brook 66, Albany (NY) 56 UConn 72, Rutgers 35 UMBC 66, Binghamton 60, 2OT SOUTH Appalachian St. 63, W. Carolina 56 Bethune-Cookman 47, Morgan St. 45 Charlotte 87, Marshall 57 Coastal Carolina 83, UNC Asheville 71 Coppin St. 80, Md.-Eastern Shore 48 Delaware St. 64, Howard 61, OT ETSU 76, North Florida 41 East Carolina 78, Tulsa 69 Florida Gulf Coast 67, N. Kentucky 53 Gardner-Webb 74, Charleston Southern 62 Grambling St. 85, Ark.-Pine Bluff 56 Hampton 83, Norfolk St. 54 High Point 68, Radford 60 Jackson St. 70, MVSU 68 Jacksonville St. 71, Belmont 69, OT Liberty 69, Longwood 47 Louisiana-Monroe 91, Troy 87 McNeese St. 71, Abilene Christian 64 Mercer 74, Kennesaw St. 53 Middle Tennessee 68, UAB 58 Morehead St. 81, Tennessee Tech 74 NC A&T 73, Savannah St. 61 NC Central 60, SC State 43 Nicholls St. 76, Incarnate Word 64 Northwestern St. 51, New Orleans 48 Old Dominion 72, FIU 56 Richmond 74, George Mason 63 SC-Upstate 68, Jacksonville 59 South Florida 72, SMU 51 Southern Miss. 79, Tulane 67 Southern U. 67, Alcorn St. 62, OT Stephen F. Austin 92, SE Louisiana 79 Stetson 112, Lipscomb 88 Temple 64, UCF 54 Tennessee St. 76, E. Kentucky 64 UT-Martin 116, Austin Peay 85 Winthrop 82, Campbell 56 MIDWEST Ball St. 79, W. Michigan 73 Buffalo 74, Miami (Ohio) 61 Butler 74, Seton Hall 72 Cleveland St. 78, Ill.-Chicago 70 Detroit 75, Youngstown St. 60 Evansville 72, Missouri St. 65 Grand Canyon 69, Chicago St. 38 Green Bay 53, Valparaiso 49 IPFW 89, Nebraska-Omaha 76 IUPUI 76, W. Illinois 68 Iowa St. 87, Kansas 79 Louisville 75, Cincinnati 51 Marquette 73, Creighton 71 S. Illinois 64, Wichita St. 59 SE Missouri 65, Murray St. 57 SIU-Edwardsville 67, E. Illinois 58 Villanova 57, Xavier 55 Wright St. 94, Milwaukee 70 SOUTHWEST Alabama St. 65, Texas Southern 57 FAU 71, UTSA 69 Lamar 56, Cent. Arkansas 53 Louisiana Tech 67, North Texas 54 Memphis 55, Houston 45 Oklahoma St. 67, Kansas St. 62 Prairie View 98, Alabama A&M 77 TCU 76, Oklahoma 66 Texas 67, Texas Tech 64 Texas A&M-CC 90, Houston Baptist 65 Texas St. 54, Georgia St. 47 Texas-Pan American 55, Utah Valley 46 UALR 64, Arkansas St. 55 UTEP 72, Rice 57 W. Kentucky 94, Texas-Arlington 70

FAR WEST BYU 71, San Diego 58 Boise St. 72, Wyoming 59 CS Bakersfield 96, New Mexico St. 90 CS Northridge 77, UC Riverside 75 Cal Poly 92, UC Irvine 87, OT Cal St.-Fullerton 71, Long Beach St. 55 Denver 87, N. Dakota St. 74 Fresno St. 67, San Diego St. 63 Gonzaga 81, Pacific 77 Idaho 60, Seattle 57 Nevada 60, New Mexico 55 North Dakota 61, E. Washington 57 Portland St. 57, N. Colorado 51 S. Utah 70, Montana St. 60 Sacramento St. 56, Idaho St. 53 Saint Mary’s (Cal) 76, Portland 72 San Francisco 80, Loyola Marymount 79 Santa Clara 67, Pepperdine 61 Stanford 84, Washington St. 64 UC Davis 65, UC Santa Barbara 47 UNLV 87, Air Force 43 Utah St. 96, San Jose St. 67 Washington 70, California 65 Weber St. 74, N. Arizona 73

Transactions BASEBALL American League CHICAGO WHITE SOX — Agreed to terms with LHP Jose Quintana, RHP Nate Jones, OF Avisail Garcia, OF Adam Eaton, OF Jordan Danks, INF Matt Davidson, INF Conor Gillaspie, INF Marcus Semien, C Josh Phegley, C Adrian Nieto, RHP Erik Johnson, RHP Andre Rienzo, LHP Charlie Leesman, LHP Donnie Veal, RHP Daniel Webb, RHP Maikel Cleto, LHP Frank De Los Santos, RHP Nestor Molina, RHP Jake Petricka, LHP Eric Surkamp, INF Leury Garcia, INF Carlos Sanchez, OF Jared Mitchell and OF Trayce Thompson on one-year contracts. DETROIT TIGERS — Agreed to terms with RHP Melvin Mercedes, RHP Bruce Rondon, LHP Jose Alvarez, LHP Ian Krol, C Bryan Holaday, INF Steve Lombardozzi, INF Francisco Martinez and INF Hernan Perez on one-year contracts. KANSAS CITY ROYALS — Agreed to terms with LHP Danny Duffy, INF Johnny Giavotella and OF Carlos Pegueroon on oneyear contracts. BASKETBALL National Basketball Association OKLAHOMA CITY THUNDER — Signed F Caron Butler. PHILADELPHIA 76ERS — Signed F Jarvis Varnado to a 10day contract. NBA Development League RIO GRANDE VALLEY VIPERS — Traded C Tim Ohlbrecht to Fort Wayne for a 2014 first-round draft pick. FOOTBALL National Football League MIAMI DOLPHINS — Promoted John Benton to offensive line coach. HOCKEY National Hockey League NHL — Suspended New York Islanders D Travis Hamonic one game for instigating a fight during the final five minutes of a March 1 game against New Jersey. Fined New York Islanders coach Jack Capuano $10,000. ANAHEIM DUCKS — Agreed to terms with F Tim Jackman on a one-year contract extension through the 2014-15 season. BUFFALO SABRES — Announced the resignation of Pat LaFontaine president of hockey operations. NEW YORK ISLANDERS — Recalled G Anders Nilsson from Bridgeport (AHL). Loaned G Kevin Poulin to Bridgeport. COLLEGE QUINNIPIAC — Named Jill Karwoski softball coach.

Shockers finish undefeated year The Associated Press

WICHITA, Kan. (AP) — Wichita State will carry its pursuit of perfection into the Missouri Valley tournament. Cleanthony Early scored 19 points, Ron Baker added 13 and the second-ranked Shockers rolled to a 68-45 victory over Missouri State on Saturday, easily putting away a team that had given them fits this season. Relying on the same stubborn defense that carried it on last year’s improbable run to the Final Four, Wichita State (310, 18-0) became the first team since Saint Joseph’s in 2004 to enter its conference tournament unbeaten. The Shockers will have a first-round bye in St. Louis next week. Missouri State (19-11, 9-9) had them in trouble when they met Jan. 11 in Springfield, Mo., but the Bears blew a 19-point second-half lead and ultimately lost 72-69 in overtime. They never came close to making it a game Saturday, trailing by double-digits in the opening minutes.

ning streak to 21 games. Casey Prather and Michael Frazier II added 14 points apiece for the Gators, who also won their 31st straight at home.

No. 12 VIRGINIA 76, No. 4 SYRACUSE 56 CHARLOTTESVILLE, Va. (AP) — Malcolm Brogdon scored eight of his 19 points during a decisive second-half run and No. 12 Virginia clinched the top seed in the Atlantic Coast Conference tournament. Akil Mitchell added 12 points and nine rebounds and Mike Tobey and Justin Anderson scored 11 each for the Cavaliers (25-5, 16-1 ACC), who won their only outright ACC regular season title 33 years ago — 1980-81 — when Ralph Sampson was a sophomore.

OKLAHOMA STATE 72, No. 5 KANSAS 65 STILLWATER, Okla. (AP) — Marcus Smart scored 20 of his 21 points in the second half to help Oklahoma State defeat Kansas and give a major boost to the Cowboys’ once-fading NCAA tournament hopes.

No. 1 FLORIDA 79, LSU 61

No. 21 MEMPHIS 72, No. 7 LOUISVILLE 66

GAINESVILLE, Fla. (AP) — Dorian Finney-Smith scored 16 points, and top-ranked Florida used a season-high 13 3-pointers to extend its school-record win-

MEMPHIS, Tenn. (AP) — Chris Crawford hit a 3-pointer with 1:36 left to put Memphis ahead to stay, and the Tigers swept the season series from the Cardinals.

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one from Mitch Demario. The Wild were 4 for 8 with the extra man. “You can’t allow four power-play goals and expect to win a hockey game,” Beauparlant said. Jack Gessert, on assists from Matt Rudin and Jacob Davidson, had the lone goal for the Bears, with 18:24 left in the third period. Beauparlant said Rudin and Gessert played well, as well as Austin Chavez, Gustav Berglund, Alec Butcher, Tommy Dierl and Sebastian Fuchs. Albin Karlsson was given misconducts for abuse of of-

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First period — 1. Wenatchee, Kaszupski (un.), 10:29; 2. Wenatchee, Demario (Nuttle), pp, 11:14. Penalties — Kenai River 2 for 4:00; Wenatchee 1 for 2:00. Second period — 3. Wenatchee, Harris (Kaszupski), 5:10; 4. Wenatchee, Demario (Kaszupski), pp, 17:31. Penalties — Kenai River 6 for 28:00; Wenatchee 4 for 8:00. Third period — 5. Kenai River, Gessert (Rudin, Davidson), pp, 1:36; 6. Wenatchee, Powlowski (Salvato), pp, 3:45; 7. Wenatchee, Powlowski (Ahlgren), pp, 13:48. Penalties — Kenai River 6 for 12:00; Wenatchee 5 for 10:00. Shots on goal — Kenai River 9-7-6—22; Wenatchee 15-11-13—39. Goalies — Kenai River, Quinn (10 shots, 8 saves); Oldham (29 shots, 25 saves); Wenatchee, Perry (22 shots, 21 saves). Power plays — Kenai River 1 for 6; Wenatchee 4 for 8.

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Skyview’s Bailey Jones shoots from the 3-point line during their game against Homer on Friday at Skyview High School.

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the Panthers. The hot streak was capped with a driving layup from Hilbish that left Skyview with a 24-10 lead halfway through the second quarter. At halftime, Skyview led 34-25. Daugharty was no slouch either, answering with 10 points for Homer in the second quarter. Homer started the third quarter on a 9-4 run. Daugharty’s speed combined with Reutov’s agility and Sheldon Hutt’s height helped pull the Mariners back to within four points of Skyview, and heading into the fourth quarter, they trailed 4340. “We had to limit turnovers and not let them get any looks, not let (Homer) get in transition,” Settlemyer said. “We did some of those things and it helped us.” Hilbish hit a trey to start the final eight minutes, and it set the tone for the rest of the way. Homer never got closer than six points after that. Settlemyer said while his squad isn’t leading the Southcentral Conference standings, he believes they are primed for a conference tournament run. “We’ve had some really good practices recently,” Settlemyer said. “Continuing to work hard,

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things to get her good looks,” Blossom said. “But we do good when she gets off to a good start. It helps for sure. It’s nice when it’s a post player because the ball is getting inside, and it opens up other spots for us.” On the other end of the floor, the Stars stepped up the defensive press, which gave Kenai fits. The Kards suffered with 12 turnovers in the first half, while SoHi only lost four turnovers. After leading 15-6 at the end of the first quarter, SoHi held Kenai to only two points in the second quarter — both on free throws — for a 21-8 lead at halftime. “I told them don’t get sloppy,” Blossom said. “I just wanted to really emphasize defense and just staying relaxed.” Soldotna looked relaxed enough in the third quarter, scoring 12 points and running its lead up to 33-15 at the end of the quarter. Alexis Baker, usually a bench player, posted eight points — all in the fourth quarter — to lead the Kenai offense, while senior Justice English contributed seven. Heading into the conference tournament, Soldotna will be seeded second — behind Kodiak — and therefore receive a bye Thursday. Litchfield, who is already committed to playing basketball at Division III George Fox University next year, said she believes the Stars are in great position to challenge the top teams and punch a ticket to the state tournament. “It’s in the back of your head, always,” Litchfield said. “I’m excited for the next four years, of course, but we’re focused on these next two weeks for now.”

continuing to stress getting better, eliminating turnovers, moving the ball and working together as a team. I think that’s showing up on the court.” With one game to go in its regular season, Skyview improved to 10-11 overall with the win (3-6 conference), while Homer dropped to 16-8 with the loss (5-4 conference). The Skyview seniors that were recognized between the girls and boys games are Brandon Rice, Hilbish, Carlson, Chad Harley and Dallas Cook on the boys team, and Sam Reynolds and Meghan Powers on the girls team. Homer girls 35, Skyview 20 The Mariners took charge in the third quarter and held on to take their second straight conference win on Skyview’s senior night. Leading the way for Homer was Madison Akers with 22 points. Skyview was paced by senior Sam Reynolds with six points. “Everything was finally coming together for them,” said Homer coach Connie Akers, Madison’s mother. “Their aggressiveness was there, and we changed to a different press.” The victory pushed Homer to a 5-4 conference record, with one final conference matchup on Saturday with Seward. Friday’s win came about with intense defensive pressure

Soldotna boys 56, Kenai 41 The Stars got the job done on their home court on senior night to end the regular season with a victory, although they had to withstand a deluge of 3-pointers from the Kardinals. Daniel McElroy scored 13 points to lead the Stars, but the biggest highlight from the 6-foot-5 senior was a dunk attempt midway through the third quarter that had the crowd on its feet. “I’ve gotten so much pressure to dunk this year, so if I didn’t try they would’ve been on my back,” McElroy said. Unfortunately for McElroy, his slam proved to be too powerful, as the ball shot upward and out of the rim and therefore did not count for a true dunk. The play was set up when the Kenai defense left McElroy alone under the basket with plenty of room. “It’s a little emotional, but it’s fun,” McElroy said about senior night overall. “We were all fired up and we were throwing it down.” Colton Young and Brooks Furlong added 10 points of their own for Soldotna. Kenai was paced by Jonah Theisen and Austin McKee with 13 points each. Theisen and McKee each had a trio of 3s to contribute to the longrange attack, which the Kards found successful Saturday, hitting eight treys overall (half of their total field goal count). “It’s obviously pretty emotional tonight for the coaches and the seniors, because it’s five kids who have put a lot into our program,” said Soldotna coach Matt Johnson. “When you have a senior class like that, you really want to go out with a bang on their home court.” The game was also the final regular season appearance by Johnson, who will be relinquishing the reigns of the boys team after the season is

on Skyview, according to coach Akers. “We just like to put a lot of pressure on the ball,” Akers said. “It’s the most fun to play and it’s effective.” With starter Larson Fellows on the bench with a possible stress fracture in her leg, Akers said the squad responded well. Fellows injured her leg in the final seconds of Tuesday’s victory over Nikiski. Reynolds sank a pair of 3-pointers in the first quarter that sparked a Skyview lead of 10-4 early in the second quarter. But soon after, the Mariners began to find life from Akers and Tayla Cabana. Trailing 12-11 at halftime, Homer outscored Skyview 13-4 in the third quarter, taking the lead for good with 1:23 left in the frame on an Akers layup. “We just needed to have a tougher mentality,” said Skyview coach Kyle McFall. “We just weren’t running an efficient offense, and a lot of it was kind of, just chaos. We need to see situations better and not play out of control.” Homer ended the third quarter on a 10-0 run to put eight points between itself and Skyview, and the Akers-Cabana duo continued to produce in the fourth, grabbing steals on defense and finding the basket off of Skyview turnovers. “I’m happy with what we’re doing defensively,” McFall mentioned on a positive note.

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Skyview’s Meghan Powers looks for an opening to pass during their game against Homer on Friday at Skyview High School.

“Offensively, there’s things there, we’re getting shots at the basket. Once we get more comfortable with the ball and handling pressure, we’ll be a better team.” Powers hit a jump shot with 5:54 to go in the game that closed Skyview’s deficit to six points, but that would ultimately be the final points for the Panthers. Coach Akers said her team holds some lofty goals for the upcoming conference tournament, which will be held in

Cordova. “We’re hoping to go to state, that’s our big goal,” Akers said. “We don’t care what place we get, we just want to go to state.”

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1 1-1 3, Hutt 3 2-3 8. Totals 15 15-20 49. 3-point field goals — Skyview 5 (Carlson 2, Hilbish 2, Jones 1); Homer 4 (Daugharty 2, Reutov 2). Team fouls — Skyview 17; Homer 17.

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SKYVIEW (58) — Rice 0 0-0 0, Jones 2 0-0 5, Duke 3 4-5 10, Carlson 8 6-6 24, Cook 0 0-1 0, Kruse 0 0-0 0, Harley 0 0-0 0, Lotito 0 0-0 0, Hilbish 8 1-1 19. Totals 21 11-13 58. HOMER (49) — Beachy 0 1-2 1, Reutov 5 3-4 15, Daugharty 5 7-8 19, Schneider 1 1-2 3, Brown 0 0-0 0, Walsworth 0 0-0 0, Harris

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HOMER (35) — Ramirez-Clark 0 0-0 0, Koplin 0 0-2 0, Draves 0 0-1 0, Akers 7 8-11 22, Waclawski 2 2-2 6, Hendrickson 0 0-0 C 0, Cabana 2 3-12 7. Totals 11 13-28 35. SKYVIEW (20) — Powers 1 2-2 4, Ramsell Y 2 0-1 4, Mahan 0 0-0 0, Reynolds 2 0-0 6, Rouse 2 0-0 4, Glaves 0 0-0 0, Pyhala 1 0-0 2. Totals 8 2-3 20. 3-point field goals — Homer 0; Skyview 2 (Reynolds 2). Team fouls — Homer 11; Skyview 17.

‘I have a great deal of respect for coach Johnson. Over the course of his time here and my time at Kenai, we’ve had a coaching relationship that is extremely positive, and I just thank him for what he represents, and I appreciate what he’s done for this school.’ — Ken Felchle, Kenai boys coach Photo by Rashah McChesney/Peninsula Clarion

done. “I have a great deal of respect for coach Johnson,” said Kenai coach Ken Felchle. “Over the course of his time here and my time at Kenai, we’ve had a coaching relationship that is extremely positive, and I just thank him for what he represents, and I appreciate what he’s done for this school. Most of all, I’m thankful because he’s a dear friend of mine. “He’s truly going to be missed by this community, and he’s going to be missed by at least one Kenai Kardinal, and that’s me.” Felchle’s Kards got off to a hot start Saturday, hitting four of their first five 3-point attempts to forge a 12-12 tie by the 3:48 mark of the first quarter. At the end of the first quarter, Kenai led 16-13. “We got blown out the first time we played them and their size was frustrating us,” Felchle said. “I thought we did a much better job of not letting that get to us this time, and as a result, we stayed in the game the majority of the C

Kenai’s Allie Ostrander grabs a rebound during their game against Soldotna on Saturday in Soldotna.

night.” However, Soldotna came roaring back with a trio of treys from Furlong and Nathan Spence to take a 24-16 lead halfway through the second quarter. On the defensive end of the court, the Stars managed to slow Kenai’s roll by holding the Kards to only four points to take a 32-20 lead into halftime. “I thought we played with our hands down a lot,” Johnson said about the early 3s from Kenai. “You got to be a little more active and try to give them a tough shot. At first, we weren’t doing a great job of that, with guys in the area giving them ball pressure.” The Kards managed to stay with the pace of the Stars in the third quarter, and with 5:16 left in the fourth frame, Trevor Shirnberg put up a layup to close Kenai’s deficit to 45-35. That would be as close as Kenai got the rest of the way,

as SoHi sealed the win with buckets from Young, Conradi and McElroy in the final minutes. When Johnson subbed his starters in for his bench players in the last minutes of the game, the group was treated to an appreciative applause from the crowd. “I thought our kids responded well, the energy was good, and we played very solid tonight,” Johnson said. “I’m proud of them.” Soldotna’s regular season ended with an 11-10 overall record (5-5 conference), while Kenai ended up with a 2-20 overall mark (0-10 conference). “Whatever team you have, you want to be playing your best basketball at the end of the year, heading into the region tournament,” Felchle said. “For what it’s worth, we are doing that.” Saturday girls Stars 44, Kardinals 25 Soldotna Kenai

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SOLDOTNA (44) — Nelson 0 0-0 0, Benson 2 0-0 5, Shaw 0 0-0 0, Litchfield 4 3-4 12, M. Wong 3 0-1 6, L. Wong 0 2-2 2, Hendricks 2 1-2 5, Kerkvliet 6 0-0 12, Miller 0 0-0 0, Jackson 0 2-2 2. Totals 17 8-11 44. KENAI (25) — Ostrander 1 0-2 2, English 2 2-4 7, Drury 0 1-2 1, A. Steinbeck 0 0-0 0, Creighton 0 2-4 2, Baker 4 0-2 8, C. Steinbeck 0 0-0 0, Barcus 0 2-2 2, Beck 1 1-4 3, Every 0 0-0 0. Totals 8 8-20 25. 3-point field goals — Soldotna 2 (Benson 1, Litchfield 1); Kenai 1 (English 1). Team fouls — Soldotna 20; Kenai 12. Saturday boys Stars 56, Kardinals 41 Soldotna Kenai

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SOLDOTNA (56) — Calloway 0 0-0 0, Kuntz 0 1-2 1, Young 5 0-0 10, Conradi 2 3-3 7, Phillips 0 0-0 0, Furlong 4 0-0 10, Spence 2 2-2 8, Kruse 1 2-2 5, Gibbs 1 0-0 2, Fowler 0 0-2 0, McElroy 5 3-5 13, Trammell 0 0-0 0. Totals 20 11-16 56. KENAI (41) — Theisen 5 0-0 13, Glushkov 0 0-0 0, Shirnberg 4 1-3 10, McKee 5 0-0 13, Brazell 0 0-0 0, Ivy 1 0-0 2, Sepulveda 0 0-0 0, Beeson 0 0-0 0, Foree 0 0-0 0, Jones 1 0-0 3, Wortham 0 0-0 0. Totals 16 1-3 41. 3-point field goals — Soldotna 5 (Furlong 2, Spence 2, Kruse 1); Kenai 8 (Theisen 3, McKee 3, Shirnberg 1, Jones 1). Team fouls — Soldotna 9; Kenai 14.

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y kids are older than I think they are. Apparently, this has been happening for a while, and I’m only now jut starting to notice. It really hit home for me last week, when my son turned 13. That’s definitely one of those pivotal ages. He’s now officially a teenager, with his own Facebook account and all. I guess I’ve still been thinking of him as that 10-year-old kid, who was still into Star Wars and Legos. But he has moved on to more grown-up things, from his sense of humor to his taste in movies (we’re in the Adam Sandler phase; I think that’s about right for 13). I even think he’s starting to develop a fashion sense (he at least seems to care about which T-shirt he picks to wear with his jeans, and he occasionally combs his hair with minimal prodding). And while we’ve tried to be good parents, and we’ve had all those uncomfortable conversations that it’s important to have with your kids, he still surprises me with what he’s picked up. Every now and then he’ll make a reference to something I didn’t think he knew quite so much about just yet. When I ask how he knows about those sorts of things, he rolls his eyes and replies, “Uh, Dad, I am in middle school.” That answer certainly made me nervous, because it got me thinking about all the things I knew — or thought I knew — when I was 13 (they still called it junior high school back then). It’s probably time for another one of those uncomfortable talks. My daughter, who is 11, is also growing up fast. When I pick her up at school, or at the pool after swim practice, I frequently am not able to spot her, usually until walks up to me and taps me on the shoulder. While I might blame it on leaving my glasses in the car (my near-sightedness is getting nearer and nearer), it more because I’m scanning the crowd for the little girl with the bob haircut, bright polka-dot jumper and striped tights, not the young lady with the long blonde hair standing in front of me. I think I have a little while before it’s time for one of those uncomfortable talks with her — but really, not too long. After all, she’ll be headed to the middle school next year, too. Oh boy. The kids also keep surprising me with their physical abilities, too. They’ve been in karate for a couple of years. It seems like it was just recently, they’d come home and show me a move, and I would have to let them push me around for the move to work. Now, all they say is, “Hey Dad, grab my wrist,” and the next thing I know, I’m on my knees with my arm pinned behind me. I don’t think I could fight back if I wanted to. Glad to see we’re getting our money’s worth out of those classes. In fact, I think we’re at the point where I’m no longer “letting” the kids win at anything. They’re pretty much beating me on their own. Just last week, I cajoled Billy into doing the Fuzzy Predator ski race over at Tsalteshi Trails with me. He’s been participating in the middle school ski program for the past two seasons, and apparently, he’s been picking up the skills. I can still climb a little better than he can, and that fact that the race organizer included the trails’ biggest hills in the race course was the only thing keeping me ahead. I made the mistake of waiting for him to catch up at the top of the last hill, and he repaid my kindness by sprinting past me and beating me to the finish line. If I were to get into the pool for a race with my daughter, it wouldn’t even be that close. She swims like a dolphin, I’m more like a tug boat. There is an upside to this realization that my kids are getting older: they’re ready to take on a little more responsibility. Maybe it’s time for them to help a little more with the dishes, learn how to use the vacuum cleaner and fold their own laundry. And clearly, they are bright enough to help sort the recycling and take trash to the transfer station — which is good, because I need the help. Trying to keep up with them otherwise is wearing me out. Reach Clarion editor Will Morrow at will.morrow@peninsulaclarion. com.

and Caribou,” and “Making Sausage at Home.” On our Cooperative Extension Service website we have numerous publications on uses for Alaska wild berries including making juice, drying, and making jams and jellies. Find us at www.ces.edu/ces. Before you pressure can fish or meat be sure to check your canner to see that it is operating properly. We test pressure canner dial gauges in our office every weekday at no charge. If you haven’t been in our office before, stop by and see what other food preservation resources you might need. We are located at 43961 Kalifornsky Beach Road, Soldotna in the same building as the Alaska Department of Fish and Game. You can also reach us at 2625824.

Learning for Life Freezer Spring Cleaning

March is the month I find myself getting ready for the summer harvest. This means looking in the freezer to see what fish and meat I need to can. Also, what berries, rhubarb and vegetables need to be used before their quality deteriorates. If you find you are in the mood for this freezer spring cleaning we have free publications that will help you preserve your harvest. For fish we have “Canning the Catch,” “Smoking Fish,” Submitted by Linda Tannehill, UAF and “Smoking Fish for Home Canning.” Cooperative Extension Service, Health, For meat the publications available in- Home and Family Development, Kenai clude “Making Jerky,” “Canning Moose Peninsula District.

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Lollis, Bauer marry in Maine Mary Brennan Lollis of Big Sky, Mont., and Lucas James Bauer were married in an outdoor ceremony on Oct. 12, 2013 in the Thuya Garden at Northeast Harbor, Maine. The father of the groom officiated the ceremony. The bride is the daughter of Mr. and Mrs. Robert Leon Lollis Jr. of Forest, Va., and Belgrade, Mont. She holds a master’s degree in plant pathology frm Montana State University. She was escorted be her father and given in marriage by her parents and sister. She is the granddaughter of Mr. and Mrs. George Peters Ramsey Jr. and Mrs. Henry Fishkin and the late Robert Leon Lollis, all of Lynchburg, Va. Mrs. Blair Lollis McGary of Frisco, Colo., and Mrs. Cody Lollis Elcan of Garberville, Calif., sisters of the bride, were matrons of honor. Bridesmaids were Mrs. Amanda Bauer Painter, sister of the groom, of Sterling, and Miss Katie Carrington and Miss Christin Georges, freinds of the bride, of Lynchburg. The groom is the son of Mr. and Mrs. Robert James Bauer of Kasilof, and grandson of Mrs. Rita Ann Bauer and the late Robert Walter Bauer of West Seneca, N.Y., and the late Mrs. Dolores Radke of Libertyville, Ill. He earned a degree in geology from Colorado State University. Mr. Tobias Colvin, childhood friend of the groom, of Charlotte, N.C., was the best man. Jake Bauer, brother of the groom, of Soldotna, Mike Ensor of Edmonds, Wash., Sean Edwards of Fort Worth, Texas, William Wallace of Big Sky, Mont., and Stephen Tyree, cousin of the bride of Asheville, N.C., served as groomsmen. A rehearsal dinner was hosted by the groom’s parents at Jack Russell’s Steakhouse and Brewery in Bar Harbor, Maine. The reception was held at the common Good Soup Kitchen in Southwest Harbor, Maine, a non-profit which the bride and groom felt was an important and worthy cause to support. The couple honeymooned in Bar Harbor and on Figure eight Island, N.C., before returning to Big Sky. They will reside in Seattle.

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Body / Mind / Soul:

What’s happening at the Kenai Senior Center for the month of February 2014 (all activities are held at the n General Exercise: Monday / Wednesday / Friday — 9 a.m. Kenai Senior Center unless otherwise stated): n Growing Strong Strength Training Class: Monday / Wednesday / Friday — 10 a.m. Special Activities: n Line Dancing: Monday / Thursday — 10 a.m. at the Kenai Recreation Center (Please stop by the KSC to n March 5 — Beginning Sign Language, 3 p.m. sign up for Beginning Line Dancing) n March 6 — Unocal Retires Lunch, 11:30 a.m. n March 11 — Health Class with Nurse Coleene, n Spanish Class, Monday’s — 1 p.m. —donation suggested Solving Sleep Difficulties, 1 p.m. n Tai-Chi: Tuesday / Thursday — 10 a.m. n March 13 — MS Support Group, 1 p.m. n Zumba Gold: Tuesday / Thursday — 2 p.m. — don March 13 — Blue Grass Kickoff, 6:30 p.m. n March 17 — Volunteer Appreciation Luncheon, nation suggested n Sign Language Class: Wednesdays at 3 p.m. noon – 2 p.m. n March 19 — Birthday Lunch n March 24 — No Host Dinner to Pizza Hut, 5 p.m. Arts / Crafts Opportunities: n March 25 — Celebrating National Puppy Day with n Knitting — 1 p.m. Fridays puppies from the Kenai Shelter, 10:45 am n March 27 — Remembering the 1964 Earthquake, n Allin1 Craft Time — March 4th – Unique Craft Class, 1 p.m., $3 12 p.m.

Other: n Wednesday, March 5 and19 — Social Security virtual office: 9 a.m.-noon (The Kenai Senior is the venue to talk to the Anchorage Social Security Office via video conferencing. This is a first come first serve service. A signup sheet will be available when you arrive at the KSC. No appointments and no age limits) n Kenai Senior Connection Board Meeting — Friday, March 28 at 9:30 a.m. Community Meals are served Monday – Friday from 11:30 a.m. – 1 p.m. unless otherwise noted. Our mission at the Kenai Senior Center is to serve as a community focal point for senior services where adults 60+ come together to engage in opportunities for dignity and personal growth. Please call (907-2834156) or stop by our facility (361 Senior Court, Kenai AK 99611) anytime during regular operating hours (8 a.m.-4 p.m.) – Monday – Friday.

A look at the changing obesity landscape for kids By LEANNE ITALIE Associated Press

NEW YORK — Is the anti-obesity message finally getting through? A marked drop in the obesity rate among preschoolers in the U.S. has researchers and parents pointing to a variety of possible factors. Among them: public-awareness campaigns to get parents to serve healthier food to their children; a drop in soda consumption; healthier menus at fast-food chains; more access to fruits and vegetables in some neighborhoods; changes in government food aid; and longer breast-feeding, which is often associated with improved weight control. “We’re not done yet, but this does show that parents really need to be the commanders of their own ship and manage the food environment for their kids at home,” said Keith Ayoob, a registered dietitian and associate professor of pediatrics at Albert Einstein College of Medicine in the Bronx. The glimmer of hope was contained in a government report issued Tuesday that showed that the obesity rate among children 2 to 5 years old dropped by nearly half over a decade, from 14 percent to 8 percent. That is encouraging in part because obese preschoolers are more likely to be obese as they get older. Overall, though, both adult and childhood obesity rates have been flat in the past decade, and dietitians, weight experts and doctors warned that the problem is not going away. “This is the problem of our generation. We are starting to make some progress, but there’s really still a lot more to do,” said Scott Kahan, an obesity treatment and prevention specialist and public health researcher at George Washington University. For example, while first lady Michelle Obama’s “Let’s Move” campaign and other efforts over the past

10 years have raised awareness, stumbling blocks remain for the poor and for working parents. “They know their children should be more active, but it’s hard for them to get them to the park. They’re tired, and it’s complicated,” said Sarah Barlow, director of the Center for Childhood Obesity at Texas Children’s Hospital in Houston and an associate professor of pediatrics at Baylor College of Medicine. “It’s an ordeal to get out of the house.” Here’s a look at the changing health-related landscape that may have contributed to the drop in preschool obesity:

Parents setting the example Sherlyn Pang Luedtke, a parenting coach, said parents can improve their children’s eating habits, even if their own were less than stellar. “I was raised eating fried eggs and rice almost every day for breakfast,” said Luedtke, who grew up near downtown Los Angeles and now lives in the suburban San Fernando Valley. She and her husband have a 9-yearold son and a 4-year-old daughter, and the family sticks mostly to vegetarian fare. “We have smoothies with greens, flaxseed and blueberries with breakfast. We eat whole-grain products,” she said. “We feel great about our health choices that we model for our kids.” Lyndsay Meyer is a first-time mom of a 16-month-old son, living just outside Washington, D.C. She and her husband have not fed their child any processed sugar. His first birthday cake was made with bananas and applesauce. They feed him only whole foods and try to stick to organic ones. “It’s growing increasingly difficult, though, as he makes friends and goes to parties or on play dates,” she said. “It’s also difficult to go out with him because most places don’t offer good, C

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Sugary drinks Consumption of carbonated soft drinks has been in decline in the U.S. since 2005, said John Sicher, editor and publisher of the news and data service Beverage Digest. It has decreased from 10.2 billion cases a year to 9.2 billion. In 2004, the average American drank 52.4 gallons of carbonated soft drinks a year. In 2012, that was down to 43.8 gallons. Consumption of bottled water has grown consistently over that period. Between 1999 and 2010, daily calories from soda consumed by 2- to 5-yearolds decreased on average from 106 to 69, according to the government.

Fast food McDonald’s, Dunkin’ Donuts and other chains have changed their menus in recent years. They haven’t stopped serving Big Macs and french fries, but they are offering more foods to appeal to health-conscious diners, such as apple slices in Happy Meals, egg whites for breakfast sandwiches and whole-grain bread. (Many restaurants over the past decade have also eliminated artificial trans fats, but that’s because they clog arteries. It is not clear to what extent they contribute to obesity.)

Government benefits Changes in the federal Women, Infants and Children program, which provides food vouchers for the poor, may also be encouraging healthier eating. The changes — instituted in 2009 — eliminated juice from infant food packages, provided less saturated fat and made it easier to buy fruits and vegetables.

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bies longer, according to government figures. And some researchers believe breast-feeding helps children regulate their intake of food, thereby lowering their risk of obesity later on. Of infants born in 2010, 49 percent were breast-feeding at 6 months, up from 35 percent in 2000. The breastfeeding rate at 12 months increased from 16 percent to 27 percent during that time period. Judy Dodd, a University of Pittsburgh assistant professor in nutrition and dietetics, said government programs and other services have encouraged breast-feeding by providing free or low-cost breast pumps, access to refrigeration and more offices with private, comfortable rooms where new moms can pump on the job. “When a woman goes back to work, how does she continue to breast-feed? That’s the biggest challenge I’m hearing, and there have been improvements,” Dodd said.

Access to fresh food A number of programs are giving people in poor neighborhoods more access to fresh and affordable fruits and vegetables. For example, the Sproutin’ Up program in Fort Collins, Colo., provided 2,500 pounds of locally grown produce for free to poor families last summer and will be back this year. Kids help grow the produce and run the farmers markets, telling their neighbors, “You have to try these! We grew these!” “Everything is delicious, and there is a lot of variety,” Marina Lopez, whose 11-year-old son Victor helps out with the program, said in Spanish through a translator, mentioning carrots, cucumbers and squash. “It’s very important for parents to get involved with nutrition for their families.”

AP writers Candice Choi, Beth Harpaz, Mike Stobbe and Ricardo Women are breast-feeding their ba- Reif contributed to this report.

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Readers share their most beautiful songs

fter I named some of my favorite beautiful songs recently — including Simon and Garfunkel’s “The Boxer” — I received a call from Garfunkel’s manager, Mort Lewis. The singer had just performed a concert in Evans, and Garfunkel also places “The Boxer” high on his list of beautiful songs, his manager said. Lewis was very gracious and invited me to Savannah to attend Garfunkel’s next concert because I had missed his local visit. Along came an ice storm, however, and I had to stay in town for a while. By the way, Lewis said his own most beautiful song is Frank Sinatra’s version of “I’ll Never Smile Again.” It was written by a woman whose husband had died, and although it is indeed beautiful, it also is very sad. I received a number of e-mails and posts with readers’ favorite songs (edited slightly for

space and style): A reader who leaned toward Simon and Garfunkel was “Jake.” He posted: “The album ‘Bridge Over Troubled Water’ had many lovely songs on it, but the song I have treasured most by them is ‘Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Thyme’ … It always brings me back to the summer of 1968 when I graduated from high school. “Georgia, by Ray Charles, is another song I love to listen to, especially when feeling a little nostalgic for the state I lived in for 30 years.” Bill Harding cited “The Only Living Boy in New York,” a Simon and Garfunkel song, along with two-dozen other songs. He, too, had a Sinatra tune: “It Was a Very Good Year.” He added: “Most of these songs are rarely (if ever) heard on Augusta radio and they’re just the tip of the soft-rock iceberg.”

Robert Kendricks, of Crawfordville, Ga., had a couple of songs to run the gamut: “The 12th of Never,” for love, and “I Believe,” for the spiritual side of life. J.D. Wiggins, of Johnston, S.C., wrote in: “I watched the 50th reunion Glynn Moore of The Beatles on CBS … and many of their songs will live forever. But this song by Canadians Danni and Lizzy Nelson (solo version), ‘Dancing in the Sky,’ has imbedded itself in my brain with the tenacity of a bulldog. It is so beautiful and haunting.” Jean Heinzman said Unchained Melody by The Righteous Brothers is “Always my #1.” I can see her point.

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Animal-lover is appalled by camouflage wedding DEAR ABBY: My nephew is getting married next year. I was very excited because I love him and I’m a baker. I had planned on making the groom’s cake as I did for his brother’s and sister’s weddings. The problem is, they have decided on a hunting theme for their wedding — including a camouflage wedding dress for the bride. Abby, I am an animal-rights activist. I’m against any form of hunting. I am also involved with several animalprotection groups. My nephew and his fiancee know how hard I work for animal rights — just the thought of a hunting theme for a wedding makes me ill. I don’t even want to attend, let alone make a cake. What can I do so there will be no hurt feelings if I don’t want to attend or participate? — BAKER IN THE MIDWEST DEAR BAKER: The theme for your nephew’s wedding is certainly unique. The concept of a camouflage wedding dress is practical because the dress can be worn after the nuptials, which isn’t the case with many bridal gowns. Feeling as strongly as you do about not attending, write the happy couple a warm letter wishing them a lifetime of happiness together and include a nice wedding gift — I’m sure there will be no hurt feelings.

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Jaqueline Bigar’s Stars HAPPY BIRTHDAY for Sunday, March 2, 2014: This year you express your creativity through a combination of unusually insightful thinking and practicality, which could signify a very successful year. As a result, you will have a new beginning in at least one area of your life. You will use past failures to strengthen your ideas and long-term commitments. If you are single, you have a compelling effect on others. You will draw many different types of potential suitors to you. If you are attached, the two of you will need to adapt your relationship to your stronger personality. Remember, this bond is a 50-50 partnership. ARIES gives you strong guidance, especially with money. The Stars Show the Kind of Day You’ll Have: 5-Dynamic; 4-Positive; 3-Average; 2-So-so; 1-Difficult ARIES (March 21-April 19) HHH Use the morning to get some extra sleep or to lounge around reading your paper. When you finally perk up midday, you will be ready to greet others. A discussion about money seems inevitable; you could be talking for quite a while. Tonight: Could go till the wee hours. This Week: Do not minimize the importance of communication. TAURUS (April 20-May 20) HHHH Use the morning to get together with loved ones. You might enjoy a leisurely brunch with family or friends. Fatigue could take over in the afternoon, so you might want to pull back and relax. You often cater to others; cater to yourself now. Tonight: Get some R and R. This Week: You’ll snap out of a funk by midday Tuesday. GEMINI (May 21-June 20) HHH You seem to have had a lot of pressure put on you in the past few days. By midday, you’ll note a difference as to how you respond to friends’ invitations to join them. You need some fun time to paint the town red. Tonight: So what if tomorrow is Monday? This Week: Use mid-Tuesday through Thursday morning to do research. CANCER (June 21-July 22) HHH Make a long-distance call in the morning, before you join your family. Responsibility will beckon to you later in the day, and it could leave you wondering how to handle a loved one who has expectations of spending time with you. Tonight: Could be very late. This Week: Honor your feelings while still being responsible. LEO (July 23-Aug. 22) HHHHYou can relate effectively to others in the morning. Those on the receiving end will enjoy hearing from you. Be careful when dealing with machinery, as you could be distracted. Reach out to others in order to seek out answers. Tonight: Great company. This Week: You will be privy to information that has not yet been shared. C

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) HHHH Make and return calls in the morning. A partner or dear loved one could have a surprise or a secret for you. What fun you will have trying to coax it out of this person! You suddenly might feel as if you are not being understood. Tonight: Hang with a favorite pal. This Week: One-on-one relating is important now though mid-Tuesday. LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) HHH Finish up a project in the morning, while you are still energetic. Later in the day, you will note a tendency to let a friend dictate plans and whatever decisions come up. Be sure that you agree, as you could become hostile if you don’t. Tonight: A social butterfly This Week: You easily could lose your temper. SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) HHHH Your possessiveness could emerge and make you and others feel uncomfortable. It would be better to build up your self-confidence and avoid getting into a power play. Be careful, as you might trigger a sequence of events that you might regret. Tonight: Be naughty and nice. This Week: Try to not take anyone too seriously Tuesday through Thursday. SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) HHHH You could be surprised by a loved one or a child in the afternoon. Your response will be authentic, which will delight others. Be willing to let go of your defenses more often, and you might enjoy yourself and others more. Tonight: What would you most like to do? This Week: Tap into your imagination for solutions. CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) HHH You could be overwhelmed by the amount of calls you receive in the morning. As a result, you might decide to pull back and take some personal time this afternoon. Screen your calls, and make it a point to do what you want for a change. Tonight: Order in. This Week: Tension will be high now through Tuesday. AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) HHHH Make sure that you can afford your plans for later in the day. You might have made a purchase that you couldn’t resist, which might have messed up your budget. You probably will go off anyway and choose not to care. Tonight: Deal with a roommate and/or loved one. This Week: Use Thursday for creative matters with loved ones. PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20) HHHH It is questionable whether you can be stopped when you give in to impulsiveness and a friend’s request. By the afternoon, you might have second thoughts. You could be concerned about a call that has not come in yet. Tonight: Buy a favorite dessert for a loved one. This Week: Communicate your financial concerns in a way that others can hear.

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Mini Spy and her friends are meeting the Harlem Globetrotters! See if you can find: • man in the moon • arrow • key • ring • basket • chicken • ladder • number 2 • word MINI • fan • carrot • number 3 • toothbrush • hairbrush • candy cane • needle • heart

88 Years of Entertaining

Rough basketball Did you notice the knee pads the players wear in the photo above? In those days, basketball was a much rougher game. Many modern rules were not in use yet, and some games were played inside a wire cage that separated the spectators from the court!

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Some of the best early basketball teams were segregated, or divided by their race or ethnic background. For example, teams of Jewish, Irish, Swedish and Chinese players barnstormed on the East Coast and beyond. People living outside of large cities were interested in seeing people of other races. Remember, they didn’t have television or the Internet to show them other parts of the world. Barnstorming teams gave audiences a glimpse of a world beyond their reach.

Many early barnstorming teams did not allow African-American players. A group of friends who had graduated from Chicago’s all-black Wendell Phillips High School got a team together and played at the Savoy Ballroom there. They called themselves the Savoy Big Five. But it was difficult for the team to book, or arrange, games because they weren’t very well known. Their manager asked for help from a white youth league coach, Abe Saperstein.

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Keith Grimwood and Ezra Idlet are the founders of the band Trout Fishing in America. Their latest CD, “Rubber Baby Buggy Bumpers,” is a group of story songs and tongue twisters. Some of their songs are based on songwriting workshops they do with kids. Keith and Ezra have been writing and Keith (left) and Ezra playing music together since 1976. They met when they were both playing in a folk/rock band in Houston. Keith began taking piano lessons at 8 years old. He played string bass in his high school orchestra and also played guitar in rock bands. He put himself through college by playing in clubs. After college, he played string bass in the Houston Symphony Orchestra. Ezra grew up in a musical family that sang around the piano. He played drums in a band and performed as a guitar player and singer at a dinner theater. He went to college on a basketball scholarship and put together a band in college. He gave up his scholarship to play music in the U.S. Virgin Islands. He never learned to read music!

Supersport: Joel Embiid

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Joel Embiid didn’t grow up dreaming of becoming a big-time basketball player. His sports were volleyball and soccer. He didn’t even begin shooting hoops until age 16. Now, just two years after taking up the game, the 7-foot University of Kansas freshman has become a center of national attention. In the Jayhawks’ 16-4 start, which included six wins over top 25 opponents, Embiid has been an intimidating force. He averaged 11.4 points on a 65.9 field goal percentage, 7.6 rebounds and 2.7 blocks in the first 20 games. In a win over Oklahoma State, he blocked a KU-record 8 shots. Coach Bill Self discovered Embiid at the Rock School in Gainesville, Fla., where he led his team to its only state title ever. Now he’s rocking for the Jayhawks on his way toward an NBA career.

The Harlem Globetrotters’ record in their third year was 151 wins and 13 losses, but the team still struggled to make money and pay the players. Times were hard, and people didn’t have much extra money for entertainment. But the team stayed together. In many towns where they played, hotels and restaurants wouldn’t serve the black players. Sometimes they had to sleep in Saperstein’s car.

The Mini Page thanks Anthony “Buckets” Blakes and Scott Johnson with the Harlem Globetrotters for help with this issue.

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Abe Saperstein realized that his players could win games and be entertaining with their funny tricks on the court. This would make them more popular with opposing teams, who might invite them back.

Serious basketball But it wasn’t all fun and games for the Globetrotters. They wanted to win. In 1940, the Globetrotters beat the Chicago Bruins by just one basket in overtime during the finals of the second World Professional Basketball Tournament in Chicago. The win helped make the team famous.

“Hammer” Harrison leap-frogs over an opposing player to dunk the ball. Today, the World All-Stars travel with the Globetrotters and compete against them.

“Buckets” Blakes dribbles down the court during a game.

MP: What do you love most about being a Globetrotter? Buckets: We’re the most accessible (or friendly) pro sports team in the world. After every game, every player stays to sign autographs. We’re on social media, and we visit about 400 schools a year. Next week, The Mini Page is about climate change.

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The Globetrotters may be famous for the clowning they do on the court, but they’re also known as ambassadors* of goodwill. In each city where they play, team members visit schools and hospitals to share positive messages and enthusiasm with kids. They also “Big Easy” Lofton hold summer watches the game and skills clinics shares some popcorn for children. with a young fan. Globetrotter programs include: • The ABCs of Bullying Prevention A = Action B = Bravery C = Compassion • C.H.E.E.R. for Character C = Cooperation H = Healthy mind and body E = Effort E = Enthusiasm R = Responsibility • S.P.I.N. (Some Playtime Is Necessary) to promote fitness for kids. • Smile Patrol. Players visit hospitals and see how many smiles they can get from young patients. *An ambassador is someone who promotes or supports something.

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Lucy Lien - Associate Editor

• 1943 — Bob Karstens becomes the first Caucasian player on the Harlem Globetrotters. • 1952 — “Sweet Georgia Brown” becomes the official Bob Karstens theme song of the Globetrotters. (Listen here: 1.usa.gov/ Ku9obJ) • 1954 — “Meadowlark” Lemon joins the Globetrotters, starting a 24-year career with the team. • 1968 — The Harlem Globetrotters play their first game in Harlem, N.Y. • 1985 — Lynette Woodard becomes the first female Harlem Globetrotter. • 2002 — Globetrotters inducted as a team into the Naismith Memorial Lynette Basketball Hall of Fame. Woodard

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Globetrotting milestones

Off the court

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Rookie Cookie’s Recipe

In 1950, the Globetrotters began their first international tour. Here, Marques Haynes stays dry during a rainy outdoor game in France in 1951.

If the team felt too much racial tension during a game, they might start clowning around to try to make people laugh. For instance, in a tense game in Canada, Globetrotter “Runt” Pullins smiled as he dribbled between his legs, and “Kid” Oliver tossed the ball high in the air and let it land on the back of his neck, then roll down his arm. The crowd, which had started out angry, ended up laughing.

Globetrotter gab The Mini Page spoke with “Buckets” Blakes, a current Harlem Globetrotter, about life as a ’Trotter. MP: What made you want to be a Harlem Globetrotter? Buckets: I was a huge fan as a kid. I went to see them when I was around 5 years old, but mostly I saw them on “Scooby Doo” and “Wide World of Sports.” I played in Europe after college, and the Globetrotters called me. I’ve been playing with them for 12 years. MP: When you interact with kids in the audience, how do you know who to pick? Buckets: You can tell! You can see them on the sidelines dancing. They’re just ready to be pulled onto the court or to sit on the bench with us.

’Trotters Take Off

Today’s Globetrotters “Scooter” Christensen teaches a young fan to spin a ball on her finger. The team of nearly 30 players is often divided into three units that travel all around the country and world entertaining fans.

Using humor

photos courtesy Harlem Globetrotters

The New York Globetrotters 193031 team. Coach Abe Saperstein is on the left. Players, standing left to right, are Walter “Toots” Wright, Byron Long, Inman Jackson and William “Kid” Oliver. Al “Runt” Pullins is sitting down. Saperstein later renamed the team the Harlem Globetrotters. He thought the reference to the New York neighborhood would let people know that the team was AfricanAmerican and would seem exotic to audiences in smaller cities.

photos courtesy Harlem Globetrotters

Have you ever dreamed of being a professional basketball player? Today, men and women of nearly every nationality An early basketball compete in professional leagues all over the world. But the National Basketball Association (NBA) wasn’t formed until 1949. In the 1920s and 1930s, teams in the United States traveled from town to town without the structure of a league, playing other teams for the entertainment of the townspeople. This type of play is called barnstorming. One special team formed in 1926 in Chicago and later became known as the Harlem Globetrotters. This week, The Mini Page learns more about this historical barnstorming basketball team that’s still entertaining fans today.

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movieson A The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl ›› (2005, Adventure) Taylor Lautner, Taylor Dooley. ‘PG’ (1:32) (49) DISN Thu. 7 p.m.; Fri. 5:20 p.m. Alice in Wonderland ›› (2010, Fantasy) Johnny Depp, Mia Wasikowska. ‘PG’ (1:49) (51) FAM Thu. 8 p.m. American History X ››› (1998, Drama) Edward Norton, Edward Furlong. A brutal skinhead emerges from prison reformed and tries to show his neo-Nazi brother the error of his ways. ‘R’ (1:58) ^ HBO2 Thu. 10:45 p.m. American Reunion ›› (2012, Comedy) Jason Biggs, Alyson Hannigan. ‘R’ (1:52) ! HBO Sat. 11:55 p.m. Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy ›› (2004, Comedy) Will Ferrell, Christina Applegate. ‘PG-13’ (1:35) (30) TBS Sun. 7 p.m., 9 p.m. Argo ››› (2012, Historical Drama) Ben Affleck, Bryan Cranston. During the Iran hostage crisis, an extraction specialist in the CIA poses as a Hollywood film producer to rescue six Americans who eluded Iranian militants and found refuge with the Canadian ambassador. ‘R’ (2:00) ^ HBO2 Wed. 9:30 p.m.

Beautiful Creatures ›› (2013, Fantasy) Alden Ehrenreich, Alice Englert. ‘PG-13’ (2:03) + MAX Sun. 9 p.m. Beetlejuice ››› (1988, Comedy) Michael Keaton, Alec Baldwin. A ghoul helps a newly dead couple haunt the tasteless new owners of their beloved home. ‘PG’ (1:32) (51) FAM Wed. 8 p.m.; Thu. 6 p.m. Beowulf ›› (2007, Adventure) Voices of Ray Winstone, Anthony Hopkins. ‘PG-13’ (1:54) (43) AMC Wed. 7 p.m. Blackball ›› (2003, Comedy) Paul Kaye, James Cromwell. ‘R’ (1:34) 8 TMC Thu. 5:20 p.m. Blade II ›› (2002, Horror) Wesley Snipes, Kris Kristofferson. ‘R’ (1:56) (82) SYFY Wed. 11 p.m. Blades of Glory ››› (2007, Comedy) Will Ferrell, Jon Heder. Several years after being banned from men’s singles competition, two rival skaters exploit a loophole that allows

them to compete as a pair. ‘PG-13’ (1:33) (30) TBS Sun. 11 p.m. Blood Diamond ››› (2006, Adventure) Leonardo DiCaprio, Jennifer Connelly. Two men, a white South African mercenary and a black Mende fisherman, join in a common quest to recover a rare gem that could change their lives. ‘R’ (2:18) (43) AMC Wed. 9:30 p.m.; Thu. 4 p.m. Bridesmaids ››› (2011, Comedy) Kristen Wiig, Maya Rudolph. Though broke and lovelorn, a woman takes on the strange and expensive rituals associated with being her best friend’s maid of honor. ‘R’ (2:05) (28) USA Wed. 9 p.m. Bully ››› (2001, Drama) Brad Renfro, Rachel Miner. Florida teenagers lure the school bully to a swamp, then beat him to death. ‘R’ (1:47) 5 SHOW Mon. 11:30 p.m.; Sat. 11:45 p.m. Byzantium ››› (2012, Horror) Gemma Arterton, Saoirse Ronan. Mayhem follows when two female vampires, on the run from a kindred group, take refuge at a seaside British community. ‘R’ (1:58) 5 SHOW Tue. 9 p.m.

Chasing Mavericks ›› (2012, Drama) Gerard Butler, Jonny Weston. ‘PG’ (1:55) ! HBO Sun. 4:15 p.m.; Fri. 5 p.m. Clash of the Titans ›› (2010, Fantasy) Sam Worthington, Liam Neeson. ‘PG-13’ (1:46) (31) TNT Sat. 5 p.m. Coach Carter ››› (2005, Drama) Samuel L. Jackson, Robert Ri’chard. A high-school basketball coach turns a losing team around, then faces criticism for pushing the athletes to put grades first. ‘PG-13’ (2:16) 8 TMC Mon. 4:35 p.m. The Core ›› (2003, Action) Aaron Eckhart, Hilary Swank. ‘PG-13’ (2:16) (43) AMC Sat. 4 p.m. Couples Retreat ›› (2009, Comedy) Vince Vaughn, Jason Bateman. ‘PG-13’ (1:54) (38) SPIKE Wed. 6 p.m., 9 p.m. The Cowboy Way ›› (1994, Comedy) Woody Harrelson, Kiefer Sutherland. ‘PG-13’ (1:46) 5 SHOW Tue. 5 p.m. Cowboys & Aliens ›› (2011, Science Fiction) Daniel Craig, Harrison Ford. ‘PG-13’ (1:58) (31) TNT Sun. 4:30 p.m. Crash ››› (2004, Drama) Sandra Bullock, Don Cheadle. Racial tensions collide in a collection of intertwined stories involving residents of Los Angeles. ‘R’ (1:52) 5 SHOW Fri. 8:30 p.m.

a pal who owes money to a drug dealer. ‘R’ (1:31) (28) USA Sat. 10:30 p.m. Friday Night Lights ››› (2004, Drama) Billy Bob Thornton, Derek Luke. A highschool football coach in Odessa, Texas, tries to lead his players to the state championship. ‘PG-13’ (1:57) (43) AMC Fri. 7 p.m.

The Dark Knight Rises ››› (2012, Action) Christian Bale, Anne Hathaway. Eight years after he took the blame for Harvey Dent’s death and vanished into the night, Batman is forced out of his self-imposed exile by a cunning cat burglar and a merciless terrorist called Bane. ‘PG-13’ (2:45) + MAX Mon. 11:15 p.m. Darkman ››› (1990, Action) Liam Neeson, Frances McDormand. An acid-scarred scientist uses 99-minute masks to be with his girlfriend and trap gangsters. ‘R’ (1:35) 8 TMC Thu. 7 p.m. Darkman II: The Return of Durant ›› (1995, Horror) Arnold Vosloo, Larry Drake. ‘R’ (1:33) 8 TMC Thu. 8:35 p.m. Darkman III: Die Darkman Die ›› (1996, Horror) Jeff Fahey, Arnold Vosloo. ‘R’ (1:27) 8 TMC Thu. 10:10 p.m. Dawn of the Dead ››› (2004, Horror) Sarah Polley, Ving Rhames. A nurse, a policeman and other residents of Milwaukee fight flesh-eating zombies while trapped in a mall. ‘R’ (1:40) (43) AMC Sat. 9:30 p.m. Dazed and Confused ››› (1993, Drama) Jason London, Wiley Wiggins. Assorted teens waste another day of school before getting down to wasting summer in 1976 Austin, Texas. ‘R’ (1:43) 8 TMC Sun. 10:40 p.m. Deliver Us From Eva ›› (2003, RomanceComedy) LL Cool J, Gabrielle Union. ‘R’ (1:45) 8 TMC Tue. 7 p.m. The Depraved ›› (2011, Horror) Nathalie Kelley, Nick Eversman. ‘NR’ (1:34) 8 TMC Sat. 9:30 p.m. The Director ››› (2013, Documentary) Filmmaker Christina Voros examines the work of Italian fashion designer Frida Giannini. ‘NR’ (1:37) 5 SHOW Fri. 7 p.m. Dolphin Tale ››› (2011, Docudrama) Harry Connick Jr., Ashley Judd. A marine biologist, a prosthetics designer and a boy band together to save the life of a dolphin whose tail was severely damaged in a trap. ‘PG’ (1:53) (51) FAM Fri. 5 p.m. Drive Angry ›› (2011, Action) Nicolas Cage, Amber Heard. ‘R’ (1:44) (82) SYFY Sat. 10 p.m.

The Gabby Douglas Story ›› (2014, Drama) Regina King, S. Epatha Merkerson. (1:30) (23) LIFE Sat. 9 p.m. Gangster Squad ›› (2013, Crime Drama) Josh Brolin, Ryan Gosling. ‘R’ (1:50) ^ HBO2 Sun. 8 p.m. The Ghost Writer ››› (2010, Drama) Pierce Brosnan, Ewan McGregor. A newly hired ghostwriter exposes evidence that suggests his late predecessor knew a dark secret about their subject, the former prime minister of Britain. ‘PG-13’ (2:09) 8 TMC Fri. 4:50 p.m. A Good Day to Die Hard ›› (2013, Action) Bruce Willis, Jai Courtney. ‘R’ (1:38) ! HBO Sun. 6:15 p.m.; Thu. 8 p.m. ^ HBO2 Tue. 7 p.m. Gosford Park ››› (2001, Mystery) Eileen Atkins, Bob Balaban. Domestic servants and their aristocratic masters are equally suspect in the wake of a murder at a lavish British estate. ‘R’ (2:17) 8 TMC Sun. 4:30 p.m.

Beetlejuice to the cause and attracted to the leader. ‘PG13’ (1:56) + MAX Mon. 8 p.m. Epic ›› (2013, Adventure) Voices of Colin Farrell, Josh Hutcherson. ‘PG’ (1:43) ^ HBO2 Thu. 9 p.m. E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial ›››› (1982, Science Fiction) Henry Thomas, Dee Wallace. A California boy befriends a homesick alien. ‘PG’ (1:55) (31) TNT Sun. 7 p.m., 9:38 p.m.

The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey ›› (2012, Fantasy) Ian McKellen, Martin Freeman. ‘PG-13’ (2:49) ! HBO Mon. 7 p.m.; Sat. 4 p.m. Holes ››› (2003, Adventure) Sigourney Weaver, Jon Voight. A boy and his friends question the motives of a woman who forces them to dig holes at a detention camp. ‘PG’ (1:58) (51) FAM Fri. 7:30 p.m.

Fast Five ›› (2011, Action) Vin Diesel, Paul Walker. ‘PG-13’ (2:10) (28) USA Fri. 11:01 p.m. 50/50 ››› (2011, Comedy-Drama) Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Seth Rogen. After learning that he has malignant tumors along his spine, a young man vows to beat his illness. ‘R’ (1:39) 8 TMC Mon. 9:05 p.m. Flightplan ›› (2005, Suspense) Jodie Foster, Peter Sarsgaard. ‘PG-13’ (1:38) (8) WGN-A Sun. 7 p.m. 42 ››› (2013, Biography) Chadwick Boseman, Harrison Ford. In 1946, Branch Rickey, general manager of the Brooklyn Dodgers, signs Jackie Robinson to the team in defiance of major league baseball’s notorious color barrier. ‘PG-13’ (2:08) ^ HBO2 Thu. The East ››› (2013, Drama) Brit Marling, 5:45 p.m. Alexander Skarsgerd. Hired to infiltrate a Friday ››› (1995, Comedy) Ice Cube, T: 3.75 in Tucker. A South Central Los Angeles group of ecoterrorists, an undercover operaChris tive instead finds herself growing sympathetic resident hangs out on his front porch with

I, Robot ›› (2004, Science Fiction) Will Smith, Bridget Moynahan. ‘PG-13’ (1:55) (28) USA Mon. 10:05 p.m. The Impossible ››› (2012, Drama) Naomi Watts, Ewan McGregor. A couple and their three sons encounter terror, courage and compassion following the December 2004 tsunami that devastated Thailand. ‘PG-13’ (1:43) 5 SHOW Thu. 8 p.m. The Incredible Hulk ››› (2008, Action) Edward Norton, Liv Tyler. As Bruce Banner

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Jeepers Creepers ›› (2001, Horror) Gina Philips, Justin Long. ‘R’ (1:29) (43) AMC Fri. 11:30 p.m.

Killing Them Softly ››› (2012, Crime Drama) Brad Pitt, Scoot McNairy. After a rival crook hires a pair of bumbling thieves to rob their card game, mobsters hire a reluctant hit man to settle the score. ‘R’ (1:37) 8 TMC Sun. 9 p.m.

Land of the Dead ›› (2005, Horror) Simon Baker, John Leguizamo. ‘R’ (1:33) (43) AMC Wed. 5 p.m. Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life ›› (2003, Adventure) Angelina Jolie, Gerard Butler. ‘PG-13’ (1:58) (38) SPIKE Mon. 11:30 p.m. Lenny Cooke ›› (2013, Documentary) ‘NR’ (1:30) 5 SHOW Fri. 5:30 p.m. Life of Pi ››› (2012, Adventure) Suraj Sharma, Irrfan Khan. After the freighter they’re on sinks in a storm, a teenager and a Bengal tiger wind up on a small lifeboat and must learn to trust each other to survive. ‘PG’ (2:05) + MAX Thu. 9 p.m. A Little Help ›› (2010, Comedy-Drama) Jenna Fischer, Chris O’Donnell. ‘R’ (1:49) 8 TMC Tue. 5 p.m. The Little Mermaid ›››› (1989, Fantasy) Voices of Jodi Benson, Pat Carroll. Animated. Disney’s Oscar-winning version of the fairy tale. ‘G’ (1:22) (51) FAM Sun. 5:15 p.m.

Magic Mike ››› (2012, Comedy-Drama) Channing Tatum, Alex Pettyfer. A male stripper takes a newcomer under his wing and instructs him in the fine arts of partying, pick-

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ing up women, and making plenty of money. ‘R’ (1:50) ! HBO Tue. 6 p.m. The Master ››› (2012, Drama) Joaquin Phoenix, Philip Seymour Hoffman. Troubled and uncertain of his future, a World War II veteran falls under the spell of a religious movement and its charismatic leader. ‘R’ (2:16) 5 SHOW Thu. 10:30 p.m. Match Point ››› (2005, Drama) Scarlett Johansson, Jonathan Rhys-Meyers. A onetime tennis professional becomes obsessed with his brother-in-law’s seductive fiancee. ‘R’ (2:04) ^ HBO2 Tue. 4:50 p.m. Matilda ››› (1996, Comedy) Mara Wilson, Danny DeVito. A little girl develops extraordinary mental abilities, despite neglectful parents and a brutal headmistress. ‘PG’ (1:33) (51) FAM Sun. 8:57 p.m. The Matrix ››› (1999, Science Fiction) Keanu Reeves, Laurence Fishburne. A computer hacker joins forces with rebel warriors to battle a malevolent cyberintelligence. ‘R’ (2:16) (8) WGN-A Sun. 4 p.m. Men in Black ››› (1997, Action) Tommy Lee Jones, Will Smith. A veteran agent and a rookie protect mankind from dangerous extraterrestrials roaming the Earth. ‘PG-13’ (1:38) (82) SYFY Thu. 8 p.m.; Fri. 4 p.m. Moonrise Kingdom ››› (2012, ComedyDrama) Bruce Willis, Edward Norton. In 1965 New England, a peaceful island community descends into turmoil when two love-struck 12-year-olds run away together just before the approach of a violent storm. ‘PG-13’ (1:34) ! HBO Mon. 5:15 p.m. Mulan ››› (1998, Musical) Voices of MingNa Wen, Lea Salonga. Animated. A Chinese maiden disguises herself as a man to take her father’s place in battle against invading Huns. ‘G’ (1:28) (51) FAM Sun. 7 p.m.

Next Friday ›› (2000, Comedy) Ice Cube, Mike Epps. ‘R’ (1:39) (28) USA Sat. 5 p.m. Nixon ››› (1995, Biography) Anthony Hopkins, Joan Allen. Insecurities haunt the 37th president as he wins two terms, ends the Vietnam War and resigns in disgrace during Watergate. ‘R’ (3:10) 5 SHOW Thu. 4:45 p.m. Now You See Me ›› (2013, Comedy-Drama) Jesse Eisenberg, Mark Ruffalo. ‘PG-13’ (1:56) ! HBO Wed. 6 p.m.

Ocean’s Twelve ››› (2004, Comedy-Drama) George Clooney, Brad Pitt. To pay back

Quartet ››› (2012, Comedy-Drama) Maggie Smith, Tom Courtenay. A long-smoldering flame is rekindled when a once-popular opera star reunites with her ex-husband and fellow performers at a retirement home for musicians. ‘PG-13’ (1:39) 5 SHOW Sat. 5 p.m., 8 p.m.

Raiders of the Lost Ark ›››› (1981, Adventure) Harrison Ford, Karen Allen. An archaeologist races Nazis to find a powerful relic. ‘PG’ (1:55) (82) SYFY Sun. 5:24 p.m. Rocky ›››› (1976, Drama) Sylvester Stallone, Talia Shire. A heavyweight champ gives

a club fighter a title shot. ‘PG’ (1:59) (43) AMC Mon. 5 p.m.; Tue. 11 p.m. Rocky II ››› (1979, Drama) Sylvester Stallone, Talia Shire. Underdog Philadelphia fighter Rocky Balboa gets another shot at heavyweight champ Apollo Creed. ‘PG’ (1:59) (43) AMC Mon. 7:30 p.m. Rocky III ››› (1982, Drama) Sylvester Stallone, Mr. T. Old foe Apollo Creed trains exboxing champ Rocky Balboa for a rematch with brutish Clubber Lang. ‘PG’ (1:39) (43) AMC Mon. 10 p.m.; Tue. 4:30 p.m. Role Models ››› (2008, Comedy) Seann William Scott, Paul Rudd. Forced to join a mentorship program, two irresponsible men must help a pair of impressionable boys navigate the troubled waters of youth. ‘NR’ (1:41) (81) COM Fri. 10 p.m.; Sat. 7 p.m.

Men in Black casino boss Terry Benedict, Danny Ocean and his team of criminals plan an elaborate heist in Europe. ‘PG-13’ (2:05) + MAX Wed. 5:50 p.m.

Pieces of April ››› (2003, Comedy-Drama) Katie Holmes, Patricia Clarkson. Chaos reigns when a young woman invites her estranged family to her apartment for the first Thanksgiving dinner she has ever cooked. ‘PG-13’ (1:21) 5 SHOW Sat. 6:40 p.m. Pitch Perfect ››› (2012, Musical Comedy) Anna Kendrick, Skylar Astin. When a new student joins her college’s female a cappella group, she takes the women out of their comfort zone of traditional pieces and introduces them to innovative arrangements. ‘PG-13’ (1:52) + MAX Tue. 5:20 p.m. The Prestige ››› (2006, Drama) Hugh Jackman, Christian Bale. After an illusion goes tragically wrong, two 19th-century magicians engage in a bitter and potentially deadly rivalry. ‘PG-13’ (2:10) (82) SYFY Sun. 10 p.m. Prometheus ››› (2012, Science Fiction) Noomi Rapace, Michael Fassbender. A clue to mankind’s origins leads a team of explorers to deep space, where they must fight a terrifying battle to save the future of the human race. ‘R’ (2:03) ^ HBO2 Fri. 10:15 p.m.

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Boxing Julio Cesar Chavez Jr. vs. Bryan Vera. Julio Cesar The Making “Now You See Me” (2013, Comedy-Drama) Jesse EisenReal Time With Bill Maher Happy “Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous” (2005) SanChavez Jr. takes on Bryan Vera in the 12-round main event, Of: Now You berg, Mark Ruffalo. Agents track a team of illusionists who are ‘MA’ Birthday to dra Bullock. FBI agent Gracie Hart must save two kidnapped ! from San Antonio, Texas. See Me ‘PG’ thieves. ‘PG-13’ Beautiful friends in Las Vegas. ‘PG-13’ (7:15) “Mary and Martha” (8:50) “Entrapment” (1999, Action) Sean (:45) “Chernobyl Diaries” (2012, Horror) (:15) “Prometheus” (2012, Science Fiction) Noomi Rapace, Michael Fass- True Detective “Haunted Boxing (2013, Drama) Hilary Swank. Connery. A woman tries to thwart a burglar on Ingrid Bols Berdal. Stranded tourists find that bender, Charlize Theron. Explorers wage a terrifying battle to save mankind’s Houses” Maggie reveals ^ Dec. 31, 1999. ‘PG-13’ they are not alone. ‘R’ future. ‘R’ Cohle’s activities. ‘MA’ (7:20) “Just Like Heaven” “Beautiful Creatures” (2013, Fantasy) Alden Ehrenreich, (:05) Banshee “Evil for Evil” “Trouble With the Curve” (2012, Drama) Clint Eastwood, (1:55) “Big Momma’s House 2” (2006, (:35) “Big” (2005) Reese Witherspoon. Alice Englert, Jeremy Irons. Star-crossed teens uncover dark Lucas busts Proctor, but at a Amy Adams. An aged baseball scout takes his daughter on a Comedy) Martin Lawrence, Nia Long, Emily (1988) Tom + ‘PG-13’ secrets in their town. ‘PG-13’ cost. ‘MA’ road trip. ‘PG-13’ Procter. ‘PG-13’ Hanks. (7:00) “Daylight” (1996, “In the Name of the Father” (1993, Docudrama) Daniel (:15) “Hollywoodland” (2006, Mystery) Adrien Brody, Ben Affleck, Diane Episodes “People Like Us” (2012, Drama) Chris Pine, Elizabeth Action) Sylvester Stallone. Day-Lewis. An Irishman and his son are wrongly imprisoned Lane. A detective probes the mysterious death of TV Superman George “Episode 7” Banks, Olivia Wilde. A young man suddenly discovers the 5 ‘PG-13’ in Britain. ‘R’ Reeves. ‘R’ ‘MA’ existence of a sister. ‘PG-13’ (:15) “Gosford Park” (2001, Mystery) Eileen Atkins, Bob Balaban, Alan (:35) “Sleepy Hollow” (1999, Horror) Johnny Depp, Christina (:20) “The Motorcycle Diaries” (2004, Biography) Gael “The Color of Money” (1986) Paul Newman. Bates. A murder occurs at a hunting party in England. ‘R’ Ricci, Miranda Richardson. Colonial villagers lose their heads García Bernal. Ernesto Guevara and his pal take a life-chang- A former pool shark shows an upstart how to 8 to a phantom horseman. ‘R’ ing road trip. (Subtitled-English) ‘R’ hustle. ‘R’

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“The Matrix” (1999, Science Fiction) Keanu Reeves, Laurence Fishburne, Carrie-Anne Moss. “Flightplan” (2005, Suspense) Jodie Foster. A frantic widow 30 Rock ‘14’ 30 Rock ‘14’ It’s Always Dharma & “My Boss’s Daughter” A computer hacker learns his world is a computer simulation. searches for her daughter on an airplane. Sunny Greg ‘PG’ (2003) Ashton Kutcher. Electronics Extravaganza Bose Sound Innovations ‘G’ Susan Graver Style “Weekend Edition” Easy wear and care fashions. ‘G’ Dooney & Bourke ‘G’ Quacker Factory by Jeanne Color Your Spring “Fashwith Rick “Bose” (N) ‘G’ Bice ‘G’ ion” ‘G’ Movie ‘MA’ Movie ‘MA’ “Happy Face Killer” (2014, Docudrama) David Arquette, (:02) Movie ‘MA’ Gloria Reuben. 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(3:30) “Dreamer: Inspired (:15) “Moonrise Kingdom” (2012, Comedy-Drama) Bruce “The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey” (2012, Fantasy) Ian McKellen, Martin Freeman, Looking Pat- Girls “Flo” ‘MA’ True Detective “After You’ve rick is anxious. Gone” Hart and Cohle inves303 504 by a True Story” (2005) Kurt Willis, Edward Norton. A search party looks for a pair of love- Richard Armitage. Bilbo Baggins joins the quest to reclaim a lost kingdom. ‘PG-13’ Russell. ‘PG’ struck runaways. ‘PG-13’ ‘MA’ tigate. ‘MA’ (3:20) Mildred Mildred Pierce Mildred and Veda have an argument. ‘MA’ Real Time With Bill Maher True Detective “After You’ve Girls “Flo” ‘MA’ Looking Pat- Boxing Julio Cesar Chavez Jr. vs. Bryan Vera. Julio Cesar ‘MA’ Gone” Hart and Cohle invesrick is anxious. Chavez Jr. takes on Bryan Vera in the 12-round main event, 304 505 Pierce ‘MA’ tigate. ‘MA’ ‘MA’ from San Antonio, Texas. (2:45) “Les Misérables” (2012) Hugh Jack- “Universal Soldier: The Return” (1999, Banshee “Evil for Evil” Lucas “The East” (2013, Drama) Brit Marling, Alexander Skarsgrd, “Serena the Sexplorer” (:15) “The Dark Knight Science Fiction) Jean-Claude Van Damme, busts Proctor, but at a cost. Ellen Page. An undercover agent infiltrates a group of ecoter- (2012, Adult) Melissa Jacobs, Rises” (2012) Christian Bale. 311 514 man. Former prisoner Jean Valjean flees a persistent pursuer. Michael Jai White. ‘R’ ‘MA’ rorists. ‘PG-13’ Nicki Blue. ‘NR’ ‘PG-13’ “Passing (:25) “The Cold Light of Day” (2012) Henry “Alex Cross” (2012, Action) Tyler Perry, Matthew Fox, Ed“Lawless” (2012, Crime Drama) Shia LaBeouf, Tom Hardy, Inside Com- All Access ‘14’ Inside Com- “Bully” edy ‘MA’ (2001) ‘R’ 319 540 Strange The Cavill. A young business consultant must save ward Burns. A serial killer pushes Cross to the edge. ‘PG-13’ Jason Clarke. The Bondurant brothers become bootleggers in edy (N) ‘MA’ Movie” ‘NR’ his kidnapped family. Depression-era Virginia. ‘R’ (3:00) (:35) “Coach Carter” (2005, Drama) Samuel L. Jackson, Robert Ri’chard, “Silver Linings Playbook” (2012, Comedy-Drama) Bradley (:05) “50/50” (2011, Comedy-Drama) Joseph Gordon-Levitt, “Man on a Ledge” (2012, 329 545 “Gone” (2012) Rob Brown. A high-school basketball coach pushes his team to excel. ‘PG-13’ Cooper. A man intends to rebuild his life and reunite with his Seth Rogen. Learning that he has cancer, a young man vows Suspense) Sam Worthington. estranged wife. ‘R’ to beat the odds. ‘R’ ‘PG-13’

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(3) ABC-13 7030 (6) MNT-5 7035 (8) CBS-11 7031 (9) FOX-4 7033 (10) NBC-2 7032 (12) PBS-7 7036

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4:30

Alaska Daily The Insider (N)

5 PM

5:30

News & Views ABC World (N) News Inside Edition Family Feud Family Feud (N) ‘PG’ ‘PG’ ‘PG’

The Ellen DeGeneres Show ‘G’ Bethenny ‘PG’ The Dr. Oz Show ‘PG’

KTVA 5 p.m. CBS Evening First Take News Entertainment Two and a Tonight (N) Half Men ‘14’

Channel 2 News 5:00 Report (N) WordGirl ‘Y7’ Wild Kratts ‘Y’ BBC World News America ‘PG’

CABLE STATIONS

A = DISH

NBC Nightly News (N) ‘G’ Alaska Weather ‘G’

Castle “Pretty Dead” ‘PG’

(3:00) College Basketball (34) ESPN 140 206 Michigan at Illinois. (N) (3:00) College Basketball (35) ESPN2 144 209 Iowa State at Baylor. (N) (3:00) College Basketball (36) ROOT 426 651 Georgia Tech at Syracuse. Ink Master “Buck Off” ‘14’ (38) SPIKE 168 325

(46) TOON 176 296 (47) ANPL 184 282 (49) DISN 173 291 (50) NICK 171 300 (51) FAM 180 311 (55) TLC 183 280 (56) DISC 182 278 (57) TRAV 196 277 (58) HIST 120 269 (59) A&E 118 265

7 PM

7:30

8 PM

8:30

9:30 10 PM 10:30 11 PM 11:30

Wheel of For- Marvel’s Agents of (:01) The (:31) Trophy Mind Games “Asymmetric tune (N) ‘G’ S.H.I.E.L.D. “T.A.H.I.T.I.” Goldbergs (N) Wife (N) ‘PG’ Dominance” Ross wants to (N) ‘PG’ ‘PG’ declare a truce. (N) Family Guy 30 Rock “The Bones A soccer mom is blown Bones “Death in the Saddle” A American Family Guy ‘14’ Ones” ‘14’ up in her minivan. ‘14’ decomposed body is found in Dad ‘14’ ‘14’ the woods. ‘14’ KTVA 6 p.m. Evening News NCIS DiNozzo’s father has a NCIS: Los Angeles “Fish Out (:01) Person of Interest (N) secret. (N) ‘PG’ of Water” (N) ‘14’ “RAM” (N) ‘14’ The Big Bang The Big Bang Glee “Trio” A lock-in at the New Girl “Sis- Brooklyn Fox 4 News at 9 (N) Theory ‘PG’ Theory ‘14’ school. (N) ‘14’ ter III” (N) ‘14’ Nine-Nine (N) ‘14’ Channel 2 Newshour (N) The Voice Vocalists tackle (:01) About a (:31) Growing Chicago Fire Severide is frusblind auditions. (N) ‘PG’ Boy (N) ‘PG’ Up Fisher trated with the police. (N) ‘14’ ‘PG’ PBS NewsHour (N) Great Performances “Pete Seeger’s 90th Birthday Celebra- The Old Believers Religious tion From Madison Square Garden” Pete Seeger celebrates refugees. birthday. ‘G’

Dance Moms Christi isolates Dance Moms Chloe and Ka- Dance Moms “No Solo for herself. ‘PG’ lani go head-to-head. (N) ‘PG’ You” Abby travels to New York. (N) ‘PG’ Law & Order: Special Vic- Law & Order: Special Vic- Modern Fam- Modern Famtims Unit ‘14’ tims Unit ‘14’ ily ‘PG’ ily ‘PG’ Seinfeld “The Family Guy The Big Bang The Big Bang The Big Bang The Big Bang Fire” ‘PG’ ‘14’ Theory ‘PG’ Theory ‘PG’ Theory ‘PG’ Theory ‘PG’

30 Rock ‘14’

The Arsenio Hall Show ‘14’

Channel 2 (:34) The Tonight Show Star- (:36) Late News: Late ring Jimmy Fallon (N) ‘14’ Night With (10) Edition (N) Seth Meyers Vintage Fruit; In Pursuit of Charlie Rose (N) Merlot; grapes. Passion ‘G’ (12) ‘G’

30 Rock ‘14’

It’s Always Futurama ‘PG’ ’Til Death ‘PG’ Mad About Sunny You ‘PG’ Bose Sound Innovations ‘G’ Flameless Candles ‘G’ Linen Clearance ‘G’

Kim of Queens Addison and Maura enter a pageant. (N) ‘PG’ Modern Fam- Modern Family ‘PG’ ily ‘PG’ Cougar Town The Big Bang (N) ‘14’ Theory ‘PG’

(:01) Kim of Queens “Talent Trade-Off” Kim sets out on a rescue. ‘PG’ Modern Fam- Modern Family ‘PG’ ily ‘PG’ Conan (N) ‘14’ (:02) Rizzoli & Isles Jane’s father returns. ‘14’ SportsCenter (N) (Live)

Law & Order: Special Victims Unit ‘14’ The Pete Conan ‘14’ Holmes Show ‘MA’ (:03) Perception “Brotherhood” ‘14’ SportsCenter

Rizzoli & Isles Jane’s father returns. (N) ‘14’ SportsCenter (N) (Live)

(:01) Perception “Brotherhood” (N) ‘14’ SportsCenter (N) (Live)

NBA Coast to Coast (N) (Live)

Olbermann (N) (Live)

Olbermann

NBA Tonight Basketball NASCAR Now NFL Live (N) NBA Tonight (N) (N) Mariners All College Basketball Georgia Tech at Syracuse. UFC Ultimate Access Insider Ink Master (N) ‘14’ Tattoo Night- Tattoo Night- Tattoo Night- Tattoo Nightmares mares mares mares Game of Arms “Southern Game of Arms “Southern “Rocky” (1976) Sylvester Inhospitality” (N) Inhospitality” Stallone, Talia Shire. Squidbillies American American Family Guy Family Guy Robot Chick‘14’ Dad ‘14’ Dad ‘14’ ‘14’ ‘14’ en ‘14’ Savage Alaska (N) ‘PG’ North America “Outlaws and North America “Learn Young Skeletons” ‘G’ or Die” ‘PG’ Jessie A.N.T. Farm Austin & Dog With a Good Luck Good Luck ‘G’ Ally ‘G’ Blog ‘G’ Charlie Charlie ‘G’ Full House ‘G’ Full House ‘G’ Friends ‘PG’ (:36) Friends (:12) Friends ‘PG’ ‘PG’ Pretty Little Liars “Cover for The 700 Club ‘G’ Twisted Danny comes into a Me” ‘14’ large sum of cash. ‘14’ The Little Couple “Zoey The Little Couple: Big Up- The Little Couple “Zoey Makes 4” ‘G’ Makes 4” (N) ‘G’ dates ‘PG’ Clash of the Ozarks Kerry Amish Mafia “De Rott” ‘14’ Clash of the Ozarks Kerry Wayne plans to win. ‘14’ Wayne plans to win. ‘14’ Bizarre Foods “Dangerously Bizarre World Andrew travels Dangerous Grounds “Mayan Delicious” ‘PG’ to Sulawesi. ‘PG’ Fortress” ‘PG’ American American American American (:01) Counting (:31) CountRestoration Restoration Restoration Restoration Cars ing Cars Storage Wars Storage Wars (:01) Storage (:31) Storage (:01) Storage (:31) Storage ‘PG’ ‘PG’ Wars ‘PG’ Wars ‘PG’ Wars ‘PG’ Wars ‘PG’

The Kelly File (N)

Hunters Int’l House Hunters ‘G’ Chopped Tiny Indian gourds; lutefisk. ‘G’ The Profit A meat wholesaler in Brooklyn, N.Y. (N) Hannity (N)

Property Vir- Property Virgins ‘G’ gins ‘G’ Chopped Mache and pickled sausage; squid. ‘G’ Shark Tank Trying to save a pretzel business. ‘PG’ The O’Reilly Factor

(3:57) Fu(:28) Futura (81) COM 107 249 turama ‘PG’ ma ‘PG’ Face Off Artists must build a (82) SYFY 122 244 rock star. ‘14’

Flip or Flop Flip or Flop ‘G’ ‘G’ Chopped “Walk on the Whelk Side” ‘G’ Shark Tank ‘PG’

(4:58) South (:29) Tosh.0 Park ‘14’ ‘14’ Face Off A supernatural silhouette. ‘14’

The Colbert Daily Show/ Report ‘PG’ Jon Stewart Face Off “Cryptic Creatures” ‘14’

Kroll Show Tosh.0 ‘14’ Tosh.0 ‘14’ Tosh.0 ‘14’ ‘14’ Face Off Creating unique wiz- Face Off “Ego Trip Abroad” ards characters. ‘14’ (N) ‘14’

The Kelly File

House Hunt- Hunters Int’l ers (N) ‘G’ Chopped “Grandma Vs. Grandma” (N) ‘G’ The Profit A meat wholesaler in Brooklyn, N.Y. Hannity Tosh.0 (N) ‘14’ Kroll Show (N) ‘14’ To Be Announced

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(28)

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(59)

Flip It to Win It (N) ‘G’

Flip or Flop Flip or Flop (60) ‘G’ ‘G’ Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Chopped “Walk on the Whelk (61) Side” ‘G’ Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program (65)

On the Record With Greta Red Eye (N) (67) Van Susteren Daily Show/ The Colbert (:01) At Mid- (:31) Tosh.0 (81) Jon Stewart Report ‘PG’ night ‘14’ ‘14’ Face Off “Ego Trip Abroad” ‘14’ To Be Announced (82)

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(3:15) “Mama” (2013, Horror) Real Time With Bill Maher ‘MA’ HBO 303 504 Jessica Chastain. ‘PG-13’ ! ^ HBO2 304 505

(:02) Dance Moms Chloe and Kalani go head-to-head. ‘PG’ (23)

Rizzoli & Isles “Tears of a Clown” ‘14’ SportsCenter (N) (Live)

Income Property “Matt & Sarah” ‘G’ Chopped Eight-armed mystery ingredient. ‘G’ Shark Tank ‘PG’

Two and a TMZ (N) ‘PG’ Half Men ‘14’ (9)

Castle Detective Beckett struggles to survive. ‘PG’ College Basketball Alabama at Kentucky. (N) (Live)

Income Property “Marissa & (60) HGTV 112 229 Bryan” ‘G’ The Pioneer Trisha’s (61) FOOD 110 231 Woman ‘G’ Southern Shark Tank Trying to save a (65) CNBC 208 355 pretzel business. ‘PG’ The O’Reilly Factor (N) (67) FNC 205 360

ABC News at (:35) Jimmy Kimmel Live (:37) Nightline 10 (N) Jane Lynch; Omar Epps; Amos (N) ‘G’ (3) Lee. (N) ‘14’ 30 Rock How I Met The Office It’s Always “Black Tie” ‘14’ Your Mother “Cocktails” ‘14’ Sunny in (6) ‘PG’ Philadelphia KTVA Night- (:35) Late Show With David Late Late cast Letterman (N) ‘PG’ Show/Craig (8)

Castle “Knockout” ‘PG’

Mark Few Mariners All Mariners All WHL Hockey Tri-City Americans at Everett Silvertips. (Taped) Show (N) Access Access (N) Ink Master “Blowing Chunks” Ink Master The artists are pit- Ink Master Athletes choose Ink Master “Ink Master Fi‘14’ ted against Oliver. ‘14’ their artists. ‘14’ nale” ‘14’ (2:00) “Rocky “Rocky III” (1982, Drama) Sylvester Stallone, Mr. T, Talia Shire. A merciless “Rocky IV” (1985, Drama) Sylvester Stallone. Vengeful boxer II” contender forces Rocky into a title match. Rocky Balboa faces a deadly Soviet fighter. Uncle Adventure King of the The Cleve- American American Family Guy Family Guy Robot Chick- Aqua Teen Grandpa Time ‘PG’ Hill ‘PG’ land Show Dad ‘14’ Dad ‘14’ ‘14’ ‘14’ en ‘14’ Hunger Finding Bigfoot: Further Finding Bigfoot: Further To Be Announced North America “Outlaws and North America “Learn Young Evidence ‘PG’ Evidence ‘PG’ Skeletons” ‘G’ or Die” ‘PG’ Win, Lose or Good Luck Good Luck Good Luck Good Luck Jessie ‘G’ “Lemonade Mouth” (2011, Musical) Bridgit Mendler. Five Draw (N) Charlie ‘G’ Charlie Charlie ‘G’ Charlie ‘G’ high-school students form a music group. ‘G’ SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob Sam & Cat ‘G’ AwesomeFull House ‘G’ Full House ‘G’ Full House ‘G’ Full House ‘G’ nessTV ‘PG’ The Middle The Middle The Middle The Middle Pretty Little Liars “She’s Pretty Little Liars “Cover for Twisted Danny comes into a ‘PG’ ‘PG’ ‘PG’ ‘PG’ Come Undone” ‘14’ Me” (N) ‘14’ large sum of cash. ‘14’ The Little The Little The Little The Little The Little The Little The Little The Little The Little Couple: Big UpCouple ‘PG’ Couple ‘PG’ Couple ‘PG’ Couple ‘PG’ Couple ‘PG’ Couple ‘PG’ Couple ‘PG’ Couple ‘PG’ dates (N) ‘PG’ Clash of the Ozarks Amish Mafia ‘14’ Amish Mafia ‘14’ Amish Mafia: The Devil’s Cut Amish Mafia “De Rott” (N) ‘14’ “He Has Risen” ‘14’ Man v. Food Man v. Food Bizarre Foods With Andrew Man v. Food Man v. Food Bizarre Foods America “New Dangerous Grounds “Mayan ‘G’ ‘G’ Zimmern ‘PG’ ‘PG’ ‘G’ Orleans” ‘PG’ Fortress” (N) ‘PG’ Counting Counting Counting Counting Counting Counting Counting Counting Counting Counting Cars ‘PG’ Cars ‘PG’ Cars ‘PG’ Cars ‘PG’ Cars ‘PG’ Cars ‘PG’ Cars ‘PG’ Cars ‘PG’ Cars ‘PG’ Cars ‘PG’ The First 48 “Double Time” Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Two homicide cases. ‘14’ ‘PG’ ‘PG’ ‘PG’ ‘PG’ ‘PG’ ‘PG’ ‘PG’ ‘PG’

PREMIUM STATIONS

9 PM

Jeopardy! (N) ‘G’

“Collateral Damage” (2002) Arnold Schwarzenegger. A fire- How I Met How I Met Parks and Parks and man goes after the terrorist who killed his family. Your Mother Your Mother Recreation Recreation Vionic With Orthaheel ‘G’ Denim & Co. ‘G’ Spring Linen Update ‘G’

Wife Swap “King/Reeves” Penny-pincher and freespender. ‘PG’ Law & Order: Special Vic- Law & Order: Special Vic (28) USA 105 242 tims Unit ‘14’ tims Unit ‘14’ The King of The King of Seinfeld “The Seinfeld “The (30) TBS 139 247 Queens ‘PG’ Queens ‘PG’ Stand-In” ‘PG’ Wife” ‘PG’

(43) AMC 130 254

6:30

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America’s Funniest Home (8) WGN-A 239 307 Videos ‘PG’ Quacker Factory by Jeanne (20) QVC 137 317 Bice ‘G’ Wife Swap “McIntyre/Keyser” (23) LIFE 108 252 Mothers trade. ‘PG’

(31) TNT 138 245

6 PM

B = DirecTV

“Magic Mike” (2012, Comedy-Drama) Channing Tatum, True Detective “After You’ve Girls “Flo” ‘MA’ Looking Pat- True Detective “After You’ve Boxing Julio Cesar Chavez Jr. Alex Pettyfer. A male stripper takes a young upstart under his Gone” Hart and Cohle invesrick is anxious. Gone” Hart and Cohle inves- vs. Bryan Vera. ! wing. ‘R’ tigate. ‘MA’ ‘MA’ tigate. ‘MA’ (3:05) “Hitchcock” (2012, (4:50) “Match Point” (2005, Drama) Scarlett Johansson, “A Good Day to Die Hard” (2013, Action) A Good Day Real Time With Bill Maher “This Is 40” (2012, Romance-Comedy) Paul Rudd, Leslie Historical Drama) Anthony Jonathan Rhys-Meyers, Emily Mortimer. A man obsesses over Bruce Willis. John McClane and his son battle to Die Hard ‘MA’ Mann, John Lithgow. A long-married couple deal with personal ^ Hopkins. ‘PG-13’ his brother-in-law’s fiancee. ‘R’ Russian villains. ‘R’ and professional crises. ‘R’ (3:15) “Lethal Weapon 3” (1992) Mel Gib- (:20) “Pitch Perfect” (2012) Anna Kendrick. (:15) “Trance” (2013, Crime Drama) James McAvoy, Rosario Banshee “Evil for Evil” Lucas The Girl’s The Girl’s “Snow White and the son. L.A. detectives and a wild woman crush a College students enter an a cappella competi- Dawson. An auctioneer and a hypnotherapist go after a lost busts Proctor, but at a cost. Guide to De- Guide to De- Huntsman” (2012) Kristen + guns-to-gangs deal. tion. ‘PG-13’ painting. ‘R’ ‘MA’ pravity pravity Stewart. ‘NR’ (3:15) “Welcome to the “The Cowboy Way” (1994, Comedy) Woody Harrelson, “Original Sin” (2001, Suspense) Antonio Banderas, Angelina “Byzantium” (2012, Horror) Gemma Arterton, Saoirse Ro- Inside Com- Gigolos ‘MA’ Punch” (2013, Action) James Kiefer Sutherland. Two cowboys ride into Manhattan to find a Jolie, Thomas Jane. A Cuban businessman seeks revenge on nan, Jonny Lee Miller. Fugitive female vampires take refuge at edy ‘MA’ 5 McAvoy. ‘R’ missing compadre. ‘PG-13’ his deceitful bride. ‘R’ a seaside British community. ‘R’ (3:40) “Peter and Vandy” “A Little Help” (2010, Comedy-Drama) Jenna Fischer, Chris “Deliver Us From Eva” (2003, Romance-Comedy) LL Cool “Soul Plane” (2004, Comedy) Kevin Hart, “Def Jam’s How to Be a Player” (1997) (2009) Jason Ritter, Jess O’Donnell, Rob Benedict. A widow goes along with her ado- J, Gabrielle Union. A legendary Lothario is hired to romance a Tom Arnold. Passengers and crew party Bill Bellamy. An ultrasmooth bachelor juggles 8 Weixler. ‘NR’ lescent son’s outrageous lie. ‘R’ meddling woman. ‘R’ aboard an airliner. ‘R’ multiple gal pals. ‘R’

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(8) WGN-A 239 307 (20) QVC 137 317

and G’ (23) LIFE 108 252

(28) USA 105 242 (30) TBS 139 247 (31) TNT 138 245 (34) ESPN 140 206

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(46) TOON 176 296 (47) ANPL 184 282 (49) DISN 173 291 (50) NICK 171 300

(51) FAM 180 311 (55) TLC 183 280 (56) DISC 182 278

5 PM

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News & Views ABC World (N) News

6 PM

6:30

The Dr. Oz Show ‘PG’

Channel 2 News 5:00 Report (N) WordGirl The Wild Kratts BBC World Learnerer. ‘Y7’ “Build It Bea- News Ameriver” ‘Y’ ca ‘PG’

NBC Nightly Channel 2 Newshour (N) News (N) ‘G’ Alaska Weather ‘G’

PBS NewsHour (N)

American Greed A phony gold scheme. The Kelly File (N)

(3:57) Fu(:28) Futura- (4:58) South (:29) Tosh.0 (81) COM 107 249 turama ‘PG’ ma ‘PG’ Park ‘14’ ‘14’ Paranormal Witness “The To Be Announced (82) SYFY 122 244 Dybbuk Box” ‘14’

PREMIUM STATIONS

es 8 TMC 329 545

9:30 10 PM 10:30 11 PM 11:30 ABC News at (:35) Jimmy Kimmel Live 10 (N) Actor Ricky Gervais; Kongos performs. (N) ‘14’ 30 Rock “Up How I Met The Office All Night” ‘14’ Your Mother “The Negotia‘PG’ tion” ‘14’ KTVA Night- (:35) Late Show With David cast Letterman (N) ‘PG’ The Arsenio Hall Show ‘14’ Two and a Half Men ‘PG’

(:37) Nightline (N) ‘G’ It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia Late Late Show/Craig TMZ (N) ‘PG’

(:01) Chicago PD Ruzek helps Channel 2 (:34) The Tonight Show Star- (:36) Late Burgess get retribution. (N) ‘14’ News: Late ring Jimmy Fallon (N) ‘14’ Night With Edition (N) Seth Meyers Celtic Woman: Emerald Emerald Isles’ musical heritage. ‘G’ Charlie Rose (N)

American Greed Business partners steal millions. Hannity (N) The Colbert Daily Show/ Report ‘PG’ Jon Stewart Weird or What? “Premonitions” (N) ‘PG’

Workaholics South Park ‘14’ ‘14’ Weird or What? People who have vanished. ‘PG’

South Park South Park ‘MA’ ‘MA’ Weird or What? A skydiver survives a fall. ‘PG’

Dangerous Grounds “Golden Triangle” ‘PG’ (:02) Vikings The battle begins between. ‘14’ (:01) Bates Motel Norman fixates on Miss Watson’s death. ‘14’ Property Brothers “Marla & Adam” ‘G’ Diners, Drive Diners, Drive

Toy Hunter ‘G’ Backroad Gold (:01) American Pickers “Hometown Pickin”’ ‘PG’ (:01) Duck Dy- (:31) Duck Dynasty ‘PG’ nasty ‘PG’ Buying and Selling ‘G’

Mystery Din- Mystery Diners ‘G’ ers ‘G’ Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program

On the Record With Greta Van Susteren Workaholics Broad City Daily Show/ The Colbert (N) ‘14’ (N) ‘14’ Jon Stewart Report ‘PG’ Weird or What? A housewife To Be Announced channels a spirit. ‘PG’

Red Eye (N) (:01) At Mid- (:31) Workanight ‘14’ holics ‘14’ “Blade II” (2002) Wesley Snipes, Kris Kristofferson.

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(3:00) “War of the Worlds” HBO 303 504 (2005) Tom Cruise. ‘PG-13’ !

5 SHOW 319 540

9 PM

Hotel Impossible “Breaking Point” ‘PG’ American Pickers “The Einstein Gamble” ‘PG’ Duck Dynasty (:31) Wahl(N) ‘PG’ burgers (N) ‘PG’ Property Brothers “Crista and Buying and Selling (N) ‘G’ House Hunt- Hunters Int’l Sumit” ‘G’ ers (N) ‘G’ Restaurant Takeover Mystery Din- Mystery Din- Restaurant: Impossible “Up “Frankie’s” (N) ‘G’ ers ‘G’ ers ‘G’ in Smoke” (N) ‘G’ American Greed “Dealing American Greed “Talk Radio American Greed The longest in Deceit” Takedown” running Ponzi scheme. The O’Reilly Factor The Kelly File Hannity

Property Brothers An open, Property Brothers “Wyatt & eco-home. ‘G’ Whitney” ‘G’ Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Restaurant: Impossible ‘G’

Property Brothers “Angie & (60) HGTV 112 229 Tito” ‘G’ elk The Pioneer Sandwich (61) FOOD 110 231 Woman ‘G’ King ‘G’ ram American Greed A fake land (65) CNBC 208 355 investment scam. The O’Reilly Factor (N) (67) FNC 205 360

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Revolution Aaron wakes to a Law & Order: Special Vicworld that has power. (N) ‘14’ tims Unit A missing high school football star. ‘14’ Mush: The Movie

Man v. Food Man v. Food Bizarre Foods With Andrew Toy Hunter Backroad ‘G’ Zimmern ‘PG’ (N) ‘G’ Gold (N) ‘PG’ American Pickers ‘PG’ American Pickers “Hometown American Pickers “Louisiana Pickin”’ ‘PG’ Purchase” ‘PG’ Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty ‘PG’ ‘PG’ ‘PG’ ‘PG’ ‘PG’ ‘PG’

+ MAX 311 514

8:30

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Bizarre Foods With Andrew Zimmern ‘PG’ American Pickers “Boys’ Toys” ‘PG’ Wahlburgers Discussing plans for the restaurant. ‘PG’

e onal ^ HBO2 304 505

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Rules of En- Rules of En- Rules of En- Rules of En- Rules of En- Rules of En- Rules of En- Rules of En- Parks and Parks and 30 Rock ‘14’ 30 Rock ‘14’ It’s Always Futurama ‘PG’ ’Til Death ‘PG’ Mad About gagement gagement gagement gagement gagement gagement gagement gagement Recreation Recreation Sunny You ‘PG’ In the Kitchen With David “PM Edition” Cooking with David Spring Linen Update ‘G’ Computer Shop ‘G’ Peter Thomas Roth Clinical Exotic Gemstone Jewelry ‘G’ Your Life Connected “ElecVenable. ‘G’ Skin Care ‘G’ tronics” ‘G’ Preachers’ Daughters Mark Preachers’ Daughters Ken “Madea’s Family Reunion” (2006, Comedy) Tyler Perry, Blair Preachers’ Daughters Tori is Bring It! “You Better Bring It!” (:01) Bring It! “You Better To Be Announced asks Olivia to lead an outand Marie throw a birthday Underwood, Lynn Whitfield. A matriarch must keep the peace evicted from her apartment. The Dancing Dolls team pre- Bring It!” The Dancing Dolls ing. ‘14’ party. ‘14’ through family strife. (N) ‘14’ pares. (N) ‘PG’ team prepares. ‘PG’ NCIS “Model Behavior” Mur- NCIS NCIS facilities manager NCIS Investigating a helicopter Modern Fam- Modern Fam- Psych “Shawn and Gus Truck “Bridesmaids” (2011, Comedy) Kristen Wiig, Maya Rudolph, Rose Byrne. A Psych ‘PG’ dered model. ‘PG’ is found dead. ‘PG’ crash. ‘PG’ ily ‘PG’ ily ‘PG’ Things Up” (N) ‘PG’ maid of honor’s life unravels as the big day approaches. The Pete Conan ‘14’ The King of The King of Seinfeld “The Seinfeld “The Seinfeld “The Family Guy The Big Bang The Big Bang The Big Bang The Big Bang Men at Work The Big Bang Conan (N) ‘14’ Theory ‘14’ Holmes Show Queens ‘PG’ Queens ‘PG’ Raincoats” Raincoats” Opposite” ‘PG’ ‘14’ Theory ‘PG’ Theory ‘PG’ Theory ‘PG’ Theory ‘14’ (N) ‘14’ ‘MA’ ‘PG’ ‘PG’ Castle A crime scene without Castle “Kick the Ballistics” ‘PG’ Castle “Demons” ‘PG’ Castle Investigating a murder (:01) Castle “Cops & Rob(:02) Castle A casino owner is (:03) Dallas Sue Ellen’s alli- (:03) Hawaii Five-0 A prostia victim. ‘PG’ and a theft. ‘PG’ bers” ‘PG’ murdered. ‘PG’ ance is threatened. ‘14’ tute is murdered. ‘14’ NBA Basketball Dallas Mavericks at Denver Nuggets. From the Pepsi Center NBA Basketball Atlanta Hawks at Portland Trail Blazers. From the Rose Gar- SportsCenter (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live) NBA Basketball: Hawks at in Denver. (N) (Live) den in Portland, Ore. 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NCIS Gibbs questions Di (28) USA 105 242 Nozzo’s ability. ‘14’ The King of The King of (30) TBS 139 247 Queens ‘PG’ Queens ‘PG’

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How I Met How I Met (8) WGN-A 239 307 Your Mother Your Mother The Dish With Rachael (20) QVC 137 317 Ray ‘G’ Wife Swap Family of entrepre (23) LIFE 108 252 neurs and inventors. ‘PG’

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Law & Order: Special Vic- Law & Order: Special Vic- Law & Order: Special Vic- Modern Fam- Modern Fam- Modern Fam- Modern Fam- Modern Fam- Sirens “Si(:01) “Fast Five” (2011) Vin tims Unit “Perverted” ‘14’ tims Unit “Quickie” ‘14’ tims Unit “PTSD” ‘14’ ily ‘PG’ ily ‘PG’ ily ‘PG’ ily ‘PG’ ily ‘PG’ rens” Diesel, Paul Walker. Seinfeld “The Seinfeld ‘PG’ Seinfeld “The Family Guy “Wedding Crashers” (2005, Comedy) Owen Wilson, Vince Vaughn, Christo- “Yes Man” (2008, Comedy) Jim Carrey, Zooey Deschanel, Men at Work Couch” ‘PG’ “Patriot pher Walken. Partygoers spend a wild weekend with a politician’s family. Bradley Cooper. A man tries to change his life by saying yes ‘14’ Pledge Drive” Games” ‘14’ to everything. ‘G’ Castle Investigating a murder Castle Castle and Beckett Castle “Linchpin” ‘PG’ Cold Justice (N) ‘14’ (:01) Inside Job “Shoedazzle” (:01) Save Our Business (:01) Cold Justice ‘14’ (:02) Inside Job “Shoedazzle” from 1947. ‘PG’ pursue a killer. ‘PG’ (N) ‘PG’ “Kingi’s Kajukenbo” ‘PG’ ‘PG’ (3:00) NBA Basketball Memphis Grizzlies at NBA Basketball Indiana Pacers at Houston Rockets. From the Toyota Center SportsCenter (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live) NBA Basketball: Pacers at Chicago Bulls. (N) (Live) in Houston. (N) (Live) Rockets (3:00) College Basketball Boxing Friday Night Fights. Rustam Nugaev vs. Marvin SportsCenter (N) (Live) Olbermann (N) NBA Tonight NFL Live (N) NBA Tonight SportsCenter (N) Kent State at Akron. (N) Quintero. From San Diego. (N) (Live) (N) Women’s College Basketball ACC Tournament, Fourth Quar- WHL Hockey Seattle Thunderbirds at Portland Winterhawks. (N) (Live) Mariners All College Hockey Miami (Ohio) at Denver. (N Same-day Tape) Mariners All terfinal: Teams TBA. (N) (Live) Access (N) Access Cops ‘PG’ Jail ‘14’ Cops ‘PG’ Cops ‘14’ Cops ‘PG’ Cops ‘14’ Cops ‘PG’ Cops ‘PG’ Bellator MMA Live The world’s top fighters take part in this (:15) Best of Glory Super (:15) Cops (:45) Cops tournament. (N) (Live) Fight Series (N) ‘14’ ‘PG’ ‘PG’ (2:30) “Titanic” (1997, Historical Drama) Leonardo DiCaprio, Kate Winslet, Billy Zane. A “Friday Night Lights” (2004, Drama) Billy Bob Thornton, Derek Luke. A foot- The Walking Dead An enlight- Game of Arms “Southern “Jeepers woman falls for an artist aboard the ill-fated ship. ball coach leads high-school players in Texas. ening mission. ‘MA’ Inhospitality” Creepers” World of Annoying Or- King of the The Cleve- American American Family Guy Family Guy Robot Chick- Aqua Teen Squidbillies American American Family Guy Family Guy Robot ChickGumball ange ‘PG’ Hill ‘PG’ land Show Dad ‘14’ Dad ‘14’ ‘14’ ‘14’ en ‘14’ Hunger ‘14’ Dad ‘14’ Dad ‘14’ ‘14’ ‘14’ en ‘14’ Tanked “Crazy Client ReTanked Client wants 8-piece Tanked Tracy Morgan needs a Tanked Animal-themed tank Tanked: Unfiltered “Sweet Tanked ATM shares never Tanked: Unfiltered “Sweet Tanked ATM shares never quests” ‘PG’ drum set tank. ‘PG’ tank for octopus. for Betty White. ‘PG’ Memories” (N) ‘PG’ before seen footage. ‘PG’ Memories” ‘PG’ before seen footage. ‘PG’ Win, Lose or Dog With a (4:55) Jes(:20) “The Adventures of Sharkboy and Jessie (N) ‘G’ Dog With a Fish Hooks Liv & Mad- Austin & Dog With a Jessie ‘G’ Austin & Good Luck Jessie ‘G’ Draw (N) Blog ‘G’ sie ‘G’ Lavagirl” (2005) Taylor Lautner. 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Food Ghost Adventures Goldfield, Ghost Adventures A century- The Dead Files “Betrayed - The Dead Files ‘PG’ Ghost Adventures A century‘PG’ Seattle. ‘G’ Zimmern ‘PG’ “Butte” ‘PG’ “Alaska” ‘G’ Nev. ‘PG’ old strip club. ‘PG’ Egg Harbor, N.J.” ‘PG’ old strip club. ‘PG’ (3:00) Jesse James Black- American Pickers The American Pickers “Love ’Em American Pickers “Substitute American Pickers “Dial F for American Pickers “The Doc- (:02) American Pickers “Civil (:01) American Pickers “Subsmith ‘PG’ spooky collector. ‘PG’ and Leave ’Em” ‘PG’ Picker” ‘PG’ Fritz” ‘PG’ tor Is In” ‘PG’ War Pickings” ‘PG’ stitute Picker” ‘PG’ The First 48 A man is shot The First 48 Police probe a The First 48 Highway shoot- The First 48 Carjacking killers; The First 48 A high-school Beyond Scared Straight A (:01) Those Who Kill “Pilot” (:01) The First 48 Carjacking outside his home. ‘14’ fatal shooting on a bus. ‘14’ ing; nightclub execution. ‘14’ deadly argument. ‘14’ graduate is gunned down. teen becomes a victim of the Homicide detective tracks se- killers; deadly argument. ‘14’ (N) ‘PG’ streets. 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The Colbert Daily Show/ Futurama ‘14’ Futurama ‘14’ Key & Peele Key & Peele Tosh.0 ‘14’ Tosh.0 ‘14’ Report ‘PG’ Jon Stewart ‘14’ ‘14’ Helix Alan undertakes a dan- WWE Friday Night SmackDown! (N) ‘PG’ Helix “Fushigi” (N) ‘14’ gerous mission. ‘14’

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(3:30) “The Three Stooges” “Chasing Mavericks” (2012, Drama) Gerard Butler, Jonny True Detective “Haunted e True Detective “After You’ve Real Time With Bill Maher Real Time With Bill Maher Girls “Flo” ‘MA’ Looking Pats- ! HBO 303 504 (2012, Comedy) Sean Hayes. Weston, Elisabeth Shue. A surfer goes to ride a famous north- Houses” Maggie reveals Gone” Hart and Cohle inves- ‘MA’ ‘MA’ rick is anxious. ‘PG’ ern California wave. ‘PG’ Cohle’s activities. ‘MA’ tigate. ‘MA’ ‘MA’ (3:00) “Notes (:45) “The Return” (2006, Suspense) Sarah (:15) “Parental Guidance” (2012, Comedy) Billy Crystal, a) “This Is 40” (2012, Romance-Comedy) Paul Rudd, Leslie (:15) “Prometheus” (2012, Science Fiction) Noomi Rapace, ^ HBO2 304 505 on a Scandal” Michelle Gellar, Peter O’Brien, Adam Scott. Bette Midler, Marisa Tomei. A man uses old-school methods to Mann, John Lithgow. A long-married couple deal with personal Michael Fassbender. Explorers wage a terrifying battle to save ‘PG-13’ take care of his grandkids. ‘PG’ and professional crises. ‘R’ mankind’s future. ‘R’ (3:20) “Kingdom of Heaven” (2005, Historical Drama) (5:50) “Journey 2: The Mysterious Island” (:35) “The Purge” (2013) Ethan Hawke. All Banshee “Homecoming” Job Banshee “Homecoming” Job “Lolita From Interstellar iare 2 + MAX 311 514 Orlando Bloom, Eva Green, Jeremy Irons. A young knight pro- (2012, Adventure) Dwayne Johnson, Michael crime becomes legal during an annual 12-hour visits a priest with ties to Rab- visits a priest with ties to Rab- Space” (2014, Adult) ‘NR’ tects Jerusalem from invaders. ‘R’ Caine. ‘PG’ period. ‘R’ bit. (N) ‘MA’ bit. ‘MA’ “Sellebrity” (2012, Documentary) Kevin “Lenny Cooke” (2013, Documentary) A “The Director” (2013, Documentary) The “Crash” (2004, Drama) Sandra Bullock, Don Cheadle, Matt “Original Sin” (2001, Suspense) Antonio high-school basketball player’s shot at fame work of Italian fashion designer Frida Gian- Dillon. Racial tensions collide among Los Angeles residents. Banderas. A Cuban businessman seeks re 5 SHOW 319 540 Mazur examines people’s obsession with celebrities. ‘NR’ falls short. ‘NR’ nini. ‘NR’ ‘R’ venge on his deceitful bride. ‘R’ (2:30) “Coach Carter” (2005) (4:50) “The Ghost Writer” (2010, Drama) Pierce Brosnan, en “Sahara” (2005, Adventure) Matthew McConaughey, Steve (:05) “Team America: World Police” (2004, (:45) “Soul Plane” (2004, Comedy) Kevin ths” 8 TMC 329 545 Samuel L. Jackson. ‘PG-13’ Ewan McGregor. A ghostwriter’s latest project lands him in Zahn, Penélope Cruz. Adventurers search for a Confederate Comedy) Voices of Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Hart, Tom Arnold. Passengers and crew party jeopardy. ‘PG-13’ ship in Africa. ‘PG-13’ Kristen Miller. ‘R’ aboard an airliner. ‘R’

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2014 Paralympic Winter PGA Tour Golf WGC Cadillac Championship, Third Round. From Doral Golf Resort in Doral, Fla. (N) (Live) Bones Human remains are “Nim’s Island” (2008, AdGames From Sochi, Russia. found in a field. ‘14’ venture) Abigail Breslin, Jodie (10) (Taped) Foster. Daniel O’Donnell: Stand Beside Me Daniel Celtic Woman: Emerald Emerald Isles’ musical heritage. ‘G’ Rick Steves’ Italy: Cities of Dreams Touring Rome, Venice Suze Orman’s Financial Solutions For You O’Donnell performs in Detroit. ‘G’ and Florence. ‘G’ Finding financial solutions. ‘G’ (12)

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Dog With a I Didn’t Do Austin & Blog ‘G’ It ‘G’ Ally ‘G’ SpongeBob SpongeBob Sanjay and Breadwinners SpongeBob (50) NICK 171 300 Craig ‘Y7’ ‘Y7’ (6:00) “Holes” “Dolphin Tale” (2011, Docudrama) Harry Connick Jr., Ashley Judd, Nathan (51) FAM 180 311 Gamble. People band together to save a dolphin’s life. Couponing Couponing Couponing Couponing Couponing Couponing (55) TLC 183 280 All-Stars All-Stars All-Stars All-Stars All-Stars All-Stars Amish Mafia ‘14’ Amish Mafia ‘14’ Clash of the Ozarks (56) DISC 182 278

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Man v. Food Man v. Food “Boise” ‘G’ ‘G’ Swamp People “Once Bitten” ‘PG’ Flipping Boston “A Family Affair” Hidden chimney in a single-family home. ‘PG’ Buying and Selling “Folkert & Pearl” ‘G’ The Kitchen “Family Traditions” (N) ‘G’ Paid Program Paid Program

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“Seraphim Falls” (2006, Western) Liam Neeson, Pierce Brosnan. A hunter “Friday Night Lights” (2004, Drama) Billy Bob Thornton, Derek Luke. A foot (43) and four gunmen relentlessly pursue an injured man. ball coach leads high-school players in Texas. Regular Show Regular Show Regular Show Adventure Adventure Adventure Steven Uni- Uncle Movie ‘MA’ (46) ‘PG’ ‘PG’ ‘PG’ Time ‘PG’ Time ‘PG’ Time ‘PG’ verse ‘G’ Grandpa To Be Announced (47) Good Luck Good Luck Good Luck Dog With a Dog With a Jessie ‘G’ Jessie ‘G’ Jessie ‘G’ Charlie ‘G’ Charlie ‘G’ Charlie ‘G’ Blog ‘G’ Blog ‘G’ Power Rang- SpongeBob Breadwinners Sanjay and The Fairly The Fairly SpongeBob SpongeBob ers ‘Y7’ Craig ‘Y7’ OddParents OddParents “The Hot Chick” (2002) Rob Schneider. A cheerleader and a “Sydney White” (2007) Amanda Bynes, Sara Paxton. A colman switch bodies via magic earrings. lege coed finds a home with seven outcasts. Extreme Couponing AllHoarding: Buried Alive “She’s Hoarding: Buried Alive ‘PG’ Hoarding: Buried Alive ‘PG’ Stars ‘PG’ Going to Jail” ‘PG’ Clash of the Ozarks Rods N’ Wheels Rods N’ Wheels The Devils Ride ‘14’ Man v. Food Man v. Food Nation ‘PG’ Nation ‘PG’ Swamp People “Aerial Assault” ‘PG’ Flipping Boston Former football player Jermaine Wiggins. (N) ‘PG’ Buying and Selling A family needs more space. ‘G’ Worst Cooks in America ‘G’

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“John Tucker Must Die” (51) (2006) Jesse Metcalfe. Hoarding: Buried Alive ‘PG’ (55) The Devils Ride ‘14’

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“Wrong Turn 5: Bloodlines” (2012) Camilla Arfwedson. Hill- “Final Destination 2” (2003) Ali Larter, A.J. Cook. Grisly fates (82) billy cannibals target several college students. await the survivors of a highway calamity.

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Happy “Ray” (2004, Biography) Jamie Foxx, Kerry Washington, Regina King. Ray (:15) “Mama” (2013, Horror) Jessica Chastain, Nikolaj “Now You See Me” (2013, Comedy-Drama) Jesse EisenBirthday to Charles overcomes hardships to become a legend. ‘PG-13’ Coster-Waldau. A ghostly entity follows two feral girls to their berg, Mark Ruffalo. Agents track a team of illusionists who are ! Beautiful new home. ‘PG-13’ thieves. ‘PG-13’ “A Good Day to Die Hard” (2013, Action) (:45) “The Man in the Iron Mask” (1998, Adventure) Leonardo DiCaprio, “Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets” (2002, Fantasy) Daniel Radc- (:40) “AlexanBruce Willis. John McClane and his son battle Jeremy Irons, John Malkovich. Ex-musketeers attempt a bloodless coup liffe, Rupert Grint, Emma Watson. A malevolent force threatens the students der” (2004) ‘R’ ^ Russian villains. ‘R’ against their king. ‘PG-13’ at Hogwarts. ‘PG’ (7:40) “Original Gangstas” (1996) Fred (:25) “Big Momma’s House 2” (2006) Martin (:10) “G.I. Jane” (1997, Drama) Demi Moore, Viggo Mortensen, Anne Ban- (:20) “Warm Bodies” (2013, Romance“Armageddon” (1998, SciComedy) Nicholas Hoult, Teresa Palmer, John ence Fiction) Bruce Willis, Liv + + MAX 311 514 Williamson. Old friends seek to re-claim their Lawrence. An FBI agent reprises his disguise, croft. A female Navy SEALs recruit completes rigorous training. ‘R’ gang-infested community. ‘R’ posing as a heavy nanny. Malkovich. ‘PG-13’ Tyler. ‘PG-13’ (7:30) “The Impossible” (2012) Naomi Watts. “People Like Us” (2012, Drama) Chris Pine, Elizabeth All Access ‘14’ Inside Com- “Beauty Shop” (2005, Comedy) Queen Latifah, Alicia Silver- All Access ‘14’ All Access ‘14’ Canelo vs. Banks, Olivia Wilde. A young man suddenly discovers the edy ‘MA’ stone, Andie MacDowell. A determined hairstylist competes Angulo: 5 SHOW 319 540 A vacationing family is caught in the 2004 5 Thailand tsunami. existence of a sister. ‘PG-13’ with her former boss. ‘PG-13’ Countdown “The Color of Money” (1986, Drama) Paul Newman, Tom “Your Sister’s Sister” (2011) Emily Blunt. A “Stage Beauty” (2004, Historical Drama) Billy Crudup, (:20) “Gone” (2012) Amanda Seyfried. A “Five Fingers” (2006, Susromantic triangle forms during an impromptu Claire Danes, Rupert Everett. A 17th-century actor’s dresser young woman goes in search of her kidpense) Laurence Fishburne. ‘R’ 8 8 TMC 329 545 Cruise, Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio. A former pool shark shows an upstart how to hustle. ‘R’ getaway. ‘R’ becomes the first actress. ‘R’ napped sister. ‘PG-13’

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