Chairman Meow and The Protectors of the Proletariat

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CHAIRMAN

MEOW AND THE PROTECTORS OF THE PROLETARIAT


C O V E R

P R O D U C T I O N

Anant Singh Abhijeet Kini Yogesh R Pugaonkar (HCE's ) Amita Khosla + Vipul Rai Amitabh Thakur Manoj Kumar

A R T + C O L O R

C O L O R S

L E T T E R I N G

P U B L I C A T I O N

W R I T E R

D E S I G N

The Stories, Institutions And Characters In This Publication Are Fictional. Any Resemblance To Persons, Living Or Dead, Is Purely Coincidental. Published By Pop Culture Publishing , An Imprint Of Twenty Onwards Media Pvt Ltd. B-130, Naraina Vihar, New Delhi - 110028 www.popculturepublishing.com Copyright Š 2012 Twenty Onwards Media Pvt. Ltd. All Rights Reserved. No part of this publication may be reproduced, stored in a retrieval system, or transmitted in any form or by any means, electronic, mechanical, photocopying, recording, or otherwise, without written permission from the publisher. The publisher is not responsible for any views, ideas, comments and opinions expressed by the author. Further, the publisher cannot be held liable for Any error or omission that might have crept in inadvertently. Publisher shall not be held responsible for any direct, consequential or incidental damages arising out of use of any information contained in the book.

2012 -2013 FIRST EDITION ISBN: 978-93-81766-02-6 PRINTED IN INDIA BY POONAM PRINTERS NEW DELHI



MASTER…PANT PANT…MASTER…PANT… THE BASTION HAS FALLEN!


ONCE AGAIN, THE PEOPLE NEED…

THE PROTECTORS

AND SO, ONCE AGAIN, WAR MUST BREAK OUT TO SWEEP THE OBSTACLES FROM THE WAY…

C H A p t e r

THE PROTECTORS OF THE PROLETARIAT

When The Obstacle Is Removed And Our Political Aim Attained The War Will Stop. Nevertheless, If The Obstacle Is Not Completely Swept Away, The War Will Have To Continue Until The Aim Is Fully Accomplished...

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C H A p t e r o n e


MEDINIPORE BUT IT'S ALL TRUE!!! IT'S ALL A REACTIONIST CONSPIRACY!

NOBODY WANTS TO READ THAT CRAP! THE PEOPLE IN MADPUR ARE MAKING AN AVATAR-THEMED PUJA PANDAL THIS YEAR…I WANT THAT STORY… WITH PICTURES. NOT YOUR STUPID REVOLUTIONARY BULLSHIT. YOUR REVOLUTION IS OVER! GET OVER IT!

I WILL NEVER RELAX MY VIGILANCE AGAINST THE FRENZIED PLOTS OF THE IMPERIALISTS AND THEIR RUNNING DOGS!!!

WHOEVER RELAXES VIGILANCE WILL DISARM HIMSELF POLITICALLY AND LAND HIMSELF IN A PASSIVE POSITION. CH…CH… CHAIRMAN???

CHAIRMAN! I WROTE A DRAFT FOR THE SPEECH YOU HAVE TO GIVE NEXT WEEK. AND THESE NEW PAMPHLETS ARE ALMOST READY…I JUST NEED A QUOTE FROM YOU…

TAKE ANY QUOTE THAT FITS FROM MY LI'L RED DIARY, COMRADE… KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK. YOUR CONTRIBUTION TO THE REVOLUTION WILL NOT BE FORGOTTEN.

RED PANDA, PROPAGANDA OFFICER OF THE PROTECTORS. THE BEST OF THE BEST WHEN IT CAME TO WRITING PROPAGANDA AND SPEECHES. CURRENT OCCUPATION: SUB-EDITOR, THE FELLOW TRAVELLER


WHAT HAVE YOU COME FOR CHAIRMAN? THE REVOLUTION FORGOT ME. THE REVOLUTION FORGOT ALL OF US! WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME NOW?

WHEN DARK CLOUDS APPEAR IN THE SKY, WE POINT OUT THAT THEY ARE ONLY TEMPORARY, THAT THE DARKNESS WILL SOON PASS AND THE SUN BREAK THROUGH.

I WROTE THAT CHAIRMAN!

I KNOW…I JUST WISHED TO REMIND YOU OF THE POWER YOU HAVE. A POWER THAT IS NEEDED AGAIN. I'M RECONVENING THE PROTECTORS…ARE YOU IN OR OUT?

I ONCE MADE A PROMISE…TO YOU AND MYSELF…THAT I SHALL PROTECT THE PROLETARIAT AS LONG AS I LIVE. THE REVOLUTION MAY HAVE FORGOTTEN ME…BUT I HAVE BESIDES…IF FORGOTTEN NOTHING. I HAD TO SEE ONE MORE PUJA PANDAL IN MY LIFE, I WOULD PROBABLY KILL MYSELF.

THEN LET'S GO AND FIND THE REST OF THE TEAM.


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