Space Warped #3

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Steady, boy. Grarr.

Shouldn’t have gone for the discount owl.

Can’t even see three feet with this thing.


h!

Huh. We should take a look at that colored patch.

aa Gya

NN!

R RR

UU

OK, look. Ugh. My head.

RT!

SPLU

If you stop crushing me with your fist, I promise to not hurt you. Honest.

Meanwhile, Al Alone returns to the rebellion’s hideout.

Hi, honey! I’m home!

! -HAW

e

Yee

Guys? Anyone up for a cold beer?

An hour later. Get it?

Hello, anyone? Gotta own up to it.

Totally the wrong cave.


There’s the right one.

Grarrrhn!

I think. They all look the same to me.

Hey, Boogie. You get that bird ready?

Rurrrhgg!

WHOOMP!

Whaddaya mean “almost?”

Captain Alone reporting. All clear out there. Sir. Ma’am.

I’m just going to leave you to it, then!

GRARRRNN.

We should reinforce the western front and prepare our evacuation routes.

I just came by to say that I gotta jet.

That seems wise.

That’s right, your highness. This is it.

And? What do you want me to say?

How about, “Don’t go! You’re the best we’ve got!” Or, “For pity’s sake, stay!”

My favorite, “I’m secretly in love with you!”


You’re leaving? Just like that?

You know, JeanBaptiste’s price on my head and all.

AL ALONE!

But you know how much we need you!

I said “we,” you creep! Stop creeping!

“We”? Or “I”?

Grarrggnn?

Boogie, is that cuckoo ready yet or what?

Captain Alone?

! SLAP! SLAP

Great. Tweedle Dumb and Tweedle Dumber.

This place is grinding my gears.

Lady Leica asked us to tell you that Commander Groundwalker hasn’t returned from his scouting mission.

There’s also another message from Her Highness. A personal one.

Huh. That’s weird.

Well, out with it!

! SLAP! SLAP


Good grief...

Hanging up here like a side of beef.

Mmm. Beef.

I miss steak.

Sirloin. Give my right hand for one right now.

Oh, man, prime rib!

Ommmmmm. My sword. If I just reach out with IT.

Concentrate. Are you there, IT? It’s me, Jean-Luc.

OK, IT.

NK!

SCHU

That wasn’t what I was asking for, but it did the trick! B-plus!


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