Dear Friends, It’s been a dark, long, cold winter, a hotter than a cat on a hot tin roof kind of summer and yet, Annie has made some of her trashiest and funniest products ever. We’re not sure how she does it and we’re not asking any questions. Though there was the one time we saw her car parked behind the Lucky Shamrock one Sunday morning…nope, best not to ask. (She does have one of the finest collections of liquor bottle candlestick holders we’ve ever seen.) It’s just one of the wonders of this world what will get her creative juices flowing! Anyway, this stuff she writes, you can’t go wrong putting it on your shelf. It’ll fly right off! Reminds me of the time I saw Annie climbing out of the back of a ’57 Chevy ...while it was doing 45 down Route 66 ...yep, she flew that day and so will Trash Talk. It’ll sell faster than a cheerleader on prom night! Trash sells. You know it does! Everyone needs a good laugh these days. There’s nothing better than something cheap, easy, and that makes you roll on the floor with laughter…dates are not included in the last statement. Don’t be shy you know you want to ...go ahead ANNIE! This before Annie sobers up! stuff Enjoy, reall
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#70353 - One Bullet Just for Fun Outside: Take your ex out tonight. . . Inside: one bullet should do it!
#70336 - Hell Yeah! Just for Fun Outside: Blank Inside: Can I get a hell yeah?
#70333 - Aging Gracefully Just for Fun Outside: Don’t plan on aging gracefully. . . Inside: plan on having facelifts until your ears meet!
#70332 - Love Me Just for Fun Outside: Love me or leave me. . . Inside: hey, where are you going?
#70344 - Give Up Jogging Just for Fun Outside: I had to give up jogging. . . Inside: my thighs kept rubbing together and setting my pantyhose on fire!
#70345 - Ummm. . . Just for Fun Outside: As you get older three things happen. First, your memory goes. . . Inside: then . . . ummm . . .
#70339 - Rice Cakes Just for Fun Outside: Nobody’s last words have ever been… Inside: “I wish I had eaten more rice cakes!”
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#70334 - Sweet & Innocent Just for Fun Outside: Remember when we were sweet and innocent? Inside: I don’t either!
#70338 - Big Ass Just for Fun Outside: She knew she had a big ass! Inside: Her attitude was “Kiss It”!
#70350 - With or Without Nuts? Birthday Outside: For your birthday would you rather: Eat chocolate or have sex? Inside: Me too. . . with or without nuts? Happy Birthday!
#70305 - Laugh Lines Birthday Outside: May all of your wrinkles be laugh lines! Inside: Happy Birthday!
#70328 - Birthday Statistics Birthday Outside: Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that people who have the most. . . Inside: live the longest. Happy Birthday!
#70307 - It’s Important Just For Fun Outside: Five tips for a woman. . . 1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job. 2. It is important that a man makes you laugh. 3. It is important to find a man you can count on who doesn’t lie to you. 4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you. Inside: 5. It is important that these four men don’t know each other.
#70306 - The Difference Just for Fun / Anniversary Outside: The difference between a wife and a girlfriend is about 45 pounds. The difference between a husband and a boyfriend. . . Inside: is about 45 minutes!
#70311 - Let Me Explain Just for Fun Outside: Let me explain it again dear. . . Inside: an erection does not count as personal growth!
#70313 - Two Men Just for Fun Outside: My fantasy is having two men. . . Inside: one cooking, one cleaning!
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#70340 - Parole Just for Fun Outside: If you would have killed him 30 years ago… Inside: you’d be out on parole by now!
#70343 - Dance in the Streets Just for Fun Outside: Normally, I wouldn’t dance in the streets… Inside: it’s amazing what a little prune juice will do!
#70352 - Ass Just for Fun Outside: Life is all about ass. Inside: You’re either covering it, kicking it, kissing it, busting it, laughing it off, behaving like it, getting a piece of it or…you’re married to one!
#70346 - Senile Just for Fun Outside: Look on the bright side… Inside: when you’re senile you won’t know it!
#70354 - Sexless Just for Fun Outside: We used to be the Sex in the City girls… Inside: now we’re the Sexless in the Suburb girls!
#70357 - Midnight Oil Just for Fun Outside: You know you’re old… Inside: when you burn the midnight oil until 9 pm! Happy Birthday!
#70359 - Let’s Swap Just for Fun Outside: Honey, let’s swap positions tonight. Inside: You stand by the stove and I’ll sit on the sofa and drink beer!
#70358 - Through So Much Just for Fun Outside: We’ve been through so much together… Inside: and most of it’s your fault!
#70355 - Wonder Bra Just for Fun Outside: I’m wearing a “Wonder where they went” bra! Inside: How about you?
#70337 - Big Girl Panties Just for Fun Outside: It’s time to put on your big girl panties! Inside: Now, go out there and kick some ass!
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#70316 - In Life Just for Fun Outside: In life, we need certain things to survive. . . Inside: water, air, food, and best friends!
#70259 - Back Seat Just for Fun Outside: Kids in the back seat cause accidents… Inside: Accidents in the back seat cause kids!
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#70257 - 4 a.m. Friends Just for Fun Outside: It’s the friends you can call at 4 a.m. who truly matter! Inside: Call me!
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#70258 - 4 Animals Just for Fun Outside: A girl needs 4 animals in her life… Inside: a mink on her back, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass to pay for it all!
#70216 - Hokey Pokey Just for Fun Outside: The man who wrote the “Hokey Pokey” died peacefully in his sleep. The hardest part for his family was getting him in the coffin… Inside: they put his left leg in and the trouble started!
#70252 - WOO HOO Just for Fun Outside: Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, body thoroughly worn out and screaming… Inside: WOO HOO, WHAT A RIDE!
#70292 - State Farm Just for Fun Outside: “Honey, do we have mutual orgasms?” Inside: “No! We have State Farm!”
#70204 - A Good Hand Just for Fun Outside: Sex is like playing bridge… Inside: if you don’t have a good partner, you better have a good hand!
#70209 - That Was Fun Just for Fun Outside: A friend will bail you out of jail… Inside: a true friend will be sitting beside you saying “Damn that was fun!”
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#70349 - Sex After 60 Just for Fun Outside: Sex after 60. . . Inside: is like shooting pool with a rope!
#70341 - Neighbors Just for Fun Outside: When neighbors play music too loud… Inside: just dance around naked. That’ll shut them up pretty damn quick!
#70342 - Accidents Just for Fun Outside: Don’t park drunk… Inside: accidents cause people!
#70351 - Truth Be Told Birthday Outside: Truth be told… Inside: you look great for your age! Happy Birthday!
#70356 - Deep Breath Birthday Outside: Take a deep breath… Inside: deeper, there’s a lot of damn candles on that cake! Happy Birthday!
#70335 - Another Birthday Birthday Outside: Don’t let another birthday get you down. Inside: At your age, it’s too hard to get back up! Happy Birthday!
#70347 - Father Time Birthday Outside: The only way to fight Father Time… Inside: is with Mother Make-up and Sister Spanx! Happy Birthday!
#70329 - Snowstorms Just for Fun Outside: Men are like snowstorms. . . Inside: you never know when they’re coming, how many inches you’ll get, or how long they’ll last.
#70318 - Still Got It Birthday Outside: We’ve still got it! Inside: But nobody wants to see it! Happy Birthday!
#70348 - Old Fart Birthday Outside: First, you were a good boy, then a nice kid. You turned into a great guy and grew up to be a fine man. Now, well… Inside: you’re just an old fart! Happy Birthday!
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#70241 - Psycho Just for Fun Outside: Better to have loved and lost… Inside: than spend your life with a psycho!
#70256 - 20% Stud Birthday Outside: 20% Stud 80% Muffin Inside: Happy Birthday, Stud Muffin!
#70293 - Stop To Think Just For Fun / Birthday Outside: Ever stop to think. . . Inside: and forget to start again?
#70288 - Save Your Breath Just For Fun / Birthday Outside: Save your breath old man… Inside: you still need to blow up your girlfriend!
#70269 - Half Empty Just for Fun Outside: Some say the glass is half empty, some say the glass is half full, I say. . . Inside: “Are you going to drink that?”
#70217 - Homemade Gifts Just for Fun Outside: I love homemade gifts… Inside: which kid would you like?
Always give the very best trash! #70247 - We’re Family Just for Fun Outside: I smile because we are family… Inside: I laugh because there is nothing you can do about it!
#70298 - Useless Afternoon Inspirational Outside: If you can spend a perfectly useless afternoon, in a perfectly useless manner… Inside: you have learned how to live!
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#70304 - It’s YOUR Birthday Birthday Outside: Go ahead, dress up, and dance in the streets. Sing out loud! Inside: Of course, we’ll be laughing our asses off! But, hey, it’s YOUR birthday!
#70303 - Pacemaker Birthday Outside: So, your pacemaker makes the garage door go up when a pretty girl goes by. . . Inside: glad to hear you’ve still got it! Happy Birthday!
#70323 - 40 Long Birthday Outside: When did your 36C become a 40 Long? Inside: Oh, it doesn’t matter! Happy Birthday!
#70324 - Geezer Birthday Outside: Geezer. . . Inside: formerly known as stud muffin! Happy Birthday!
#70326 - Old Ladies Birthday Outside: Someday we’ll be two dear sweet old ladies! Inside: I’m glad you’re going first! Happy Birthday!
#70321 - Fat Kid Loves Cake Love Outside: I love you. . . Inside: like a fat kid loves cake!
#70281 - Men Are Like Vacations Just for Fun Outside: Men are like vacations… Inside: never quite long enough!
#70286 - Prince Just for Fun Outside: Someday my prince will come… Inside: my guess is the dumb ass had to stop for directions!
#70200 - 10 Miles Just for Fun Outside: Back in my day we walked 10 miles… Inside: for sex and cigarettes!
#70277 - Love Is Blind Just for Fun Outside: If love is blind. . . Inside: then why do I have to wear a thong?
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#70289 - Sex 179 Times Just for Fun Outside: The average woman has sex in the neighborhood of 179 times per year… Inside: I think I live in the wrong neighborhood!
#70285 - Over The Counter Just for Fun Outside: I don’t think of it as booze… Inside: I think of it as over-thecounter medication!
#70203 - Bigger Behind Just for Fun Outside: Why can’t we get a little ahead… Inside: instead of a bigger behind?
#70206 - Alcohol Just for Fun Outside: Alcohol… It’s cheaper than therapy! Inside: A hell of a lot more fun too!
#70219 - Good Hair Day Just for Fun Outside: I didn’t want to go out… Inside: but my hair looked too good to stay home!
#70230 - Move Bodies Just for Fun Outside: A friend will help you move… Inside: a good friend will help you move bodies!
#70231 - My Aim Just for Fun Outside: I still miss my ex… Inside: but my aim is getting better!
#70300 - Your Fault Just for Fun Outside: Of course it was your fault. . . Inside: now was that so hard?
#70232 - Naked Just for Fun Outside: Follow your dreams… Inside: except for the one where you’re naked in church!
#70239 - Sisters Just for Fun / Birthday Outside: God made us sisters… Inside: Prozac made us friends.
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#70251 - Behaved Women Just for Fun / Birthday Outside: Well behaved women rarely make history… Inside: Bad Girl!
#70271 - Go Braless Just for Fun Outside: Go braless… Inside: it’ll pull the wrinkles right out of your face!
#70262 - Close Knit Just for Fun Outside: Happiness is a close knit family. . . Inside: in another city!
#70246 - Carry Gloves Just for Fun / Care & Concern Outside: Always carry gloves… you never know when you’ll need to smack the crap out of someone! Inside: I hope you get your chance!
#70280 - Memory Loss Just for Fun / Birthday Outside: The positive side to memory loss. . . Inside: you meet new people everyday!
#70287- Recycle Just for Fun / Birthday Outside: Of course I recycle. . . Inside: I’ve been using the same age for years now!
#70268 - Given A Choice Birthday Outside: When I was born, I was given a choice… a big dick or a good memory… Inside: I don’t remember what I chose! Happy Birthday, Big Boy!
#70233 - Older Just for Fun / Birthday Outside: We’re Older Inside: Butt Wider!
#70283 - Month Late Birthday Outside: Honey. . . It’s better to be a year older than a month late! Inside: Happy Birthday!
#70240 - Prune Juice Just for Fun / Birthday Outside: You know you’re getting old when… Inside: “Getting a little action” means your prune juice is working!
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#70208 - Skinny Woman Just for Fun Outside: Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out… Inside: but I can usually shut the bitch up with cookies!
#70309 - God Loves Just for Fun Outside: God loves stupid people. Inside: That’s why He made so many men!
#70291 - She’s A Tramp Just for Fun Outside: A man can sleep around, with no questions asked… Inside: but a girl makes 20 or 30 mistakes and she’s a tramp!
#70320 - Friend In Need Just for Fun Outside: A friend in need. . . Inside: is a pain in the ass!
#70310 - Spring Chicken Birthday Outside: Who needs a spring chicken. . . Inside: when you can have a well seasoned bird!
#70308 - Age Gracefully Birthday Outside: Some people age gracefully, some people don’t. Inside: I’m sorry! Happy Birthday!
#70319 - Kinky Just for Fun Outside: In this crazy, mixed up world, there’s only one thing you have to remember. . . Inside: it’s only kinky the first time!
#70325 - Last Night Just for Fun Outside: Last night was so good. . . Inside: even the neighbors had a cigarette!
#70302 - Thick and Thin Just for Fun Outside: We’ve been through thick and thin together. Inside: You do remember thin, don’t you?
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#70261 - Brighten Life Just for Fun Outside: Life doesn’t come with guarantees. . . Inside: just know that smiling will brighten your face, laughter will brighten your day, and good friends will brighten your life!
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#70234 - My Goal Weight Just for Fun Outside: My goal weight… Inside: is one stomach flu away!
#70294 - Supermarket Just for Fun / Birthday Outside: Am I getting older. . . Inside: or is the supermarket playing great music?
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Outside: If you want a stable relationship… get a horse! Inside: Blank
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Outside: … and your cry baby, whiny ass opinion would be? Inside: Blank
Outside: Follow your dreams… Inside: except for the one where you’re naked in church!
#70000 - Fun Litter Letters BG8 004-00400 024-00360 21⁄8” x 33⁄8” Outside: I want someone real bad… Inside: are you real bad?
Outside: Don’t cry because it’s over… Inside: smile because it happened!
Outside: You’re not old… if you’re a tree! Inside: Blank
Outside: Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius, and it’s better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring! Inside: Blank
Outside: A man can sleep around, with no questions asked… but a girl makes 20 or 30 mistakes and she’s a tramp! Inside: Blank
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Outside: Men are wonderful. Every girl should have one… or two… or three. Inside: Blank
Outside: You know you’re getting old when… Inside: “Getting a little action” means your prune juice is working!
Outside: A girl needs 4 animals in her life… a mink on her back, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass to pay for it all! Inside: Blank
Outside: When people don’t laugh at our jokes, I don’t take it as a “You had to be there” kind of thing… but as a “You have to be crazy just like us” kind of thing. Inside: Blank
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Outside: “Inner beauty” won’t get you laid! Inside: Blank
Outside: The party can’t be over… I still look fabulous! Inside: Blank
Outside: Here’s to the nights that turned into mornings, the friends that turned into family, the dreams that turned into reality, and the likes that turned into love! Inside: Blank
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#70106 - Men Note Cards Bag of 8 cards 2 of each design Outside: It’s not the men in my life. . . it’s the life in my men. Inside: Blank Outside: Diamonds are a girl’s best friend. Dogs are a man’s best friend. Now, who’s the smarter sex? Inside: Blank Outside: Men are like Slinky’s. Good for nothing, but amusing when one falls down a flight of stairs! Inside: Blank Outside: My husband says he’ll leave me if I don’t stop shopping. . . I’ll miss that man! Inside: Blank
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#70103 - Best Friend Note Cards Bag of 8 cards 2 of each design Outside: You are only as strong as the drinks you mix, the tables you dance on, and the friends you party with! Inside: Blank Outside: We need certain things to survive in life… water, food, air, and best friends! Inside: Blank Outside: Here’s to the nights that turned into mornings, the friends that turned into family, the dreams that turned into reality, and the likes that turned into love! Inside: Blank Outside: It’s the friends you can call at 4 a.m. who truly matter! Inside: Blank Note Cards BG8 004-00400 024-00360 41⁄8" x 5½"
#70102 - Love Note Cards Bag of 8 cards 2 of each design Outside: You have to kiss a lot of frogs before you find your prince! Inside: Blank Outside: I FEEL A SIN COMIN’ ON! Inside: Blank Outside: Honey, I have a Yin for your Yang! Inside: Blank Outside: Remember dear… Jewelry prevents headaches! Inside: Blank
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#70101 - Bad Girl Note Cards Bag of 8 cards 2 of each design Outside: Naughty boy… now go to my room! Inside: Blank Outside: Remember what they say… “Spooning leads to forking!” Inside: Blank Outside: I dream of someone to do me and the laundry! Inside: Blank Note Cards BG8 004-00400 Outside: It’s not pretty being easy! 024-00360 Inside: Blank 41⁄8" x 5½"
#70100 - Girlfriend Note Cards Bag of 8 cards 2 of each design Outside: A friend will bail you out of jail. A true friend will be sitting beside you saying “Damn that was fun!” Inside: Blank Outside: If you obey all the rules… you miss all the fun! Inside: Blank Outside: I live for the nights I can’t remember with the friends I’ll never forget. Inside: Blank Outside: Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, body thoroughly worn out and screaming “WOO HOO, WHAT A RIDE!” Inside: Blank
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#70104 - Drink-Up Note Cards Bag of 8 cards 2 of each design Outside: Some people call it Cocktail Hour… for me it’s Outside: Everyone should believe in something… a support group. I believe I’ll have another drink! Inside: Blank Inside: Blank Outside: I don’t think of it as booze, I think of it as over-the-counter medication! Inside: Blank
Outside: Reality is a hallucination brought on by the lack of alcohol! Inside: Blank
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#70105 - Mom Note Cards Bag of 8 cards 2 of each design Outside: That’s a lovely story dear, now go fix mommy another dirty martini. Inside: Blank Outside: I take my children everywhere… but they keep finding their way back home. Inside: Blank
Outside: I understand the concept of cooking and cleaning… just not how they apply to me! Inside: Blank Outside: Choosy Moms choose Chardonnay. Inside: Blank
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#70564 Enough Coffee
#70569 I’m a Queen!
#70570 Hell Yeah!
#70574 Through So Much
Can I get a hell yeah! Given enough coffee I could rule the world!
I’m a queen. . .at least that’s what my pantyhose say!
#70575 Let’s Swap
We’ve been through so much. . . and most of it’s your fault!
Honey, let’s swap positions tonight. You stand by the stove and I’ll sit on the sofa and drink beer!
#70568 Rehab
#70566 Housework
#70567 Love Me
#70573 Sexless
#70572 Father Time
#70571 Big Girl Panties
I tried rehab. . . but it was killing my nightlife!
#70565 Four Letter Words
I never get tired of housework . . .I don’t do any! I hate four letter words . . . cook, bake, dust, wash!
Love me or leave me . . . hey, where’re you going?
We used to be the Sex in the City girls . . . now we’re the Sexless in the Suburbs girls!
The only way to fight Father Time . . . is with Mother Make-up and Sister Spanx!
Go out there and kick some ass!
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#70548 In Life
#70561 Act Grown Up
#70558 Frisbee
In life we need certain things to survive: water, air, food, and best friends!
Some mornings, I wake up and think, I need to act more grown up and respectable… thank God, it doesn’t last long.
Sometimes I wonder, “why is that frisbee getting bigger?” …and then it hits me!
#70556 Big Butts
One day, big butts will be in style again!
#70554 Two Olives
I had a tummy tuck this morning… I tucked it in my pantyhose!
You are only as strong as the drinks you mix, the tables you dance on and the friends you party with!
When I grow up all I want is a handsome husband, two adorable children, a nice house with flower boxes, and a white picket fence, maybe a car or two (a BMW would be good), a fur coat and some expensive jewelry, diamonds, big ones, and a house on the beach. Oh, I almost forgot... I don’t want to work. EVER! I’ll need a maid and I don’t want to cook either. I hate cooking and cleaning and I don’t think I’ll be good with diapers, so a nanny will come in handy. I want to go on vacations to Paris, Italy, and Rome. Alone, without those two little rugrats or him, just me and lots of money, and of course, my diamonds!
#70517 My Goal Weight
#70550 Fat Kid Loves Cake
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Last night was so good even the neighbors had a cigarette!
#70552 When I Grow Up
Alcohol... it’s cheaper than therapy!
3 reasons to teach… June, July & August!
#70557 Tummy Tuck
#70536 Only As Strong
#70503 Alcohol
#70562 3 Reasons
Happiness is finding two olives in your martini!
#70555 Last Night
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#70563 Snowstorms
#70513 Damn Sexy
Men are like snowstorms… I’d worry about getting you never know when old if I wasn’t so damn they’re coming, how many sexy! inches you’ll get, or how long they will last. #70553 Hooray, For Vodka
Hooray, for vodka!
#70543 Sing Out Loud
#70559 The Beach
I love the beach… the ocean makes my ass look smaller!
#70544 God Loves
#70545 Spring Chicken
#70510 Kitchen
Who needs a spring chicken when you can have a well seasoned bird!
I only have a kitchen because it came with the house!
#70560 Calling In Dead
#70527 Make Mistakes
I’ve used up all of my sick days. I’m calling in dead!
#70547 Two Men
I don’t make mistakes… I just date them!
#70525 Choosy Moms
#70546 Let Me Explain
Let me explain it again dear… an erection does not count as personal growth!
#70539 T. G. I. F.
T.G.I.F. Thank God, I’m Fabulous!
#70505 Skinny Woman
Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out… but I can usually shut the bitch up with cookies! #70541 Medication
You sound reasonable… time to up my medication!
#70501 A Brief Note Mad
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Dress up, dance in the streets, and sing out loud!
God loves stupid people. That’s why He made so many men!
My fantasy is having two men… one cooking, one cleaning!
Choosy Moms choose Chardonnay.
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Bookmarks Bookmarks Each 006-00075 036-00068 1¾" x 5½"
#72204 - What I Want I have no idea what I want but I’m pretty sure I won’t be happy until I get it.
#72202 - Change The Way Change the way you look at things and the things you look at change.
#72203 - The Best If you want to get the best out of someone you must first see the best in them!
#72206 - Open Mind I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out!
#72205 - Dreamer I’m a dreamer which is why I sleep at work!
#72208 - Ugly Men Life’s too short to dance with ugly men!
#72200 - Reality Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
#72201 - Organized Those who are organized are just too lazy to look for things.
#72207 - WOO HOO Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, body thoroughly worn out and screaming. . . WOO HOO WHAT A RIDE! DISPLAY CAN is shipped FREE with every order.
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Matchbook Notepads Matchbook Note Pads Each 004-00175 024-00158 2¾" x 3½" 50 perforated sheets per pad.
Made in
the USA
#72320 If You’re Happy Top: Note to self... laugh often! Bottom: Life is short... gather friends!
#72316 Good Example Top: Note to self... have more fun! Bottom: Life is short...be zany!
#72318 Last Night Top: Note to self... try to whisper! Bottom: Life is short... have sex often!
#72300 Win Lotto Top: Note to self... win lotto! Bottom: Life is short... don’t stress!
Ever been out for the night, it’s late and finally, you’ve managed to find someone, the one? Know what I mean? Can’t find a scrap of paper anywhere in your purse and you have used your last matchbook cover to blot your lipstick? These handy matchbook note pads will make sure you always have a place to jot down your number for Mr. Right, the most perfect gentleman you met at the Shamrock at closing time.
#72301 Bake Cake Top: Note to self... bake cake! Bottom: Life is short... lick a spoon!
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#72311 Plan Party Top: Note to self... plan party! Bottom: Life is short... toast often!
#72302 Pick Up Meds Top: Note to self... pick up meds! Bottom: Life is short... relax!
#72303 Try To Be Good Top: Note to self... try to be good! Bottom: Life is short... be naughty!
#72307 Buy Spanx Top: Note to self... buy spanx! Bottom: Life is short... be happy!
#72308 Smile Top: Note to self... smile! Bottom: Life is short... get over it!
#72309 Buy Handcuffs Top: Note to self... buy handcuffs! Bottom: Life is short... go crazy!
#72304 Do Laundry Top: Note to self... do laundry! Bottom: Life is short... be free!
#72305 Play Hard Top: Note to self... play hard! Bottom: Life is short... play often!
#72306 Go Shopping Top: Note to self... go shopping! Bottom: Life is short... be glamorous!
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#72313 Buy Booze Top: Note to self... buy booze! Bottom: Life is short... drink up!
#72312 Check Worth Top: Note to self... check net worth! Bottom: Life is short... marry well!
#72314 Have Fun Top: Note to self... have fun! Bottom: Life is short... smile often!
Pencils #72900 Each Hell Yeah! Can I get a hell yeah! #72315 Plan Adventure Top: Note to self... plan adventure! Bottom: Life is short... be fearless!
#72901 Each Alcohol Alcohol. . . it’s cheaper than therapy!
Pencils 012-00025 072-00023 73/8" Tall
#72902 Each Career I thought I wanted a career. . . turns out I just wanted a salary.
#72903 Each Screw You Some people say I have a bad attitude. . . I say “Screw them”!
#72904 Each Normal Family Remember as far as everyone knows, we are a nice normal family! #72905 Each Act Old Later Act old later!
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Notebooks Notebooks Each 002-00300 012-00270 6Âź" x 81â „8" 100 unlined pages per notebook.
Made in
the USA
#72500 - Good Girls
#72501 - Vampire
#72502 - Laugh As Much
#72503 - Friends
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#71300 - Jewelry Display Each 001-02000 006-01800 36" Tall
Keychains Metal Keychains Each 006-0050 036-0045 23⁄8" Square
#72032 - Friends
#72036 - Don’t Drive #72033 - That Was Fun
#72034 - Learn To Swear
#72031 - WOO HOO #72035 - Where Am I?
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NewStand-Ups
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#72804 - Good Hair 4 3/4 ” Tall
#72800 - Hell Yeah! 5 1/4” Tall
1/8 ”
thick wood in wooden stand.
#72807 - Choosy Moms 4 1/2 ” Tall
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#72803 - Skinny Woman 5 ” Tall
... the last of the stand-ups
#72806 - Thick & Thin 5 1/2” Tall
#72801 - Good Example 6 1/2 ” Tall
#72808 - Go Braless 5 ” Tall
#72805 - Alcohol 4 1/2 ” Tall
#72802 - That Was Fun 4” Tall
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Bottlecap Signs Bottlecap Signs Each 004-00250 024-00225 5" Diameter
#72674 - Am I Finished
#72675 - No Morals
Actual Size #72676 - Two Olives
ns. ecap sig XL Bottl it’s " 5 t g in a g or Measurin i b say, “Go easy to ” ! e m go ho #72677 - Used To Think
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#72678 - Only Have A Kitchen
#72679 - That Was Fun
Trashy Tiles Tiles ST10 001-01250 006-01125 4¼" x 2¾"
1/8 ”
thick wood with ball chain hanger.
#72027 Girly Tiles ST10
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#72029 Drink Up Tiles ST10 Tiles ST10 001-01250 006-01125 4¼" x 2¾" Fly yo fl a u r t r a g sh y hi as g ift g h. Gi s a ve t nd give hese ofte n.
Trash Tip: Your bra can be used to stash lighters and lipsticks. Provided your cup don’t runneth over that is!
#72030 This & That Tiles ST10
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Totes Nothi a b o ut n g t ra s h y t h es e e x c ep to t ca rr y their ab tes ility t he l to yea rl oot f y m ro m t he stock eat sale at th ya r d. e Wa s d u ra b le ca h able, nvas.
#71940 - WOO HOO Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, body thoroughly worn out and screaming… WOO HOO, WHAT A RIDE!
#71946 - Live for the Nights I live for the nights I can’t remember with the friends I’ll never forget. Canvas Totes Each 002-00750 012-00675 14" x 15½" Handles: 9" Long
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Jewelry
Side A: Best Friends! Side B: It’s the friends you can call at 4 am who truly matter
#71359 - Choosy Moms 1¼" Square
Side A: Bottom’s Up! Side B: Choosy Moms. . . choose Chardonnay!
#71340 - Stable 1¼” Square
Side A: Get A Horse! Side B: Want a stable relationship?
#71365 - Get My Groove 1¼" Square
Side A: Age is a number, old is in your head! Side B: I can still get my groove on!
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charm
Double sided charms, with glass and metal frame. Front & Back Shown
#71358 - 4 a.m. Friends 1¼" Square
Bling! Bling! Our Trash Talk jewelry is charming, not to mention wicked, bad, and so fun! Be the first on your block to adorn yourself or your keys with some trashy and affordable bling. Chain and ribbon sold separately on page 37.
Rectangle Charms Each 004-00200 024-00180 5⁄8" x 1¼" Square Charms Each 004-00200 024-00180 1¼" Square
Lg Rectangle Charms Each 004-00200 024-00180 1" x 1 5⁄8" Lg Square Charms Each 004-00250 024-00225 2" Square
#71363 - Wickedosity 1¼" Square
Side A: Wickedosity- Don’t bother looking it up. . . I am the Definition! Side B: Wicked is fun!
#71362 - Ugly Men 1¼" Square
Side A: I like my men tall, rich and handsome! Side B: Life’s too short to dance with ugly men!
#71333 - Alcohol 1¼" Square
Side A: Drink Up! Side B: Alcohol. . . It’s cheaper than therapy!
#71337 - My Goal Weight 1¼" Square
Side A: Be Happy! Side B: I’m one stomach flu away from my goal weight!
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#71335 - Friends 1¼" Square
Side A: Good Friends! Side B: I live for the nights I can’t remember.
#71361 - Stop To Think 1¼" Square
Side A: The mind is a terrible thing to waste! Side B: Ever stop to think and forget to start again?
#71360 - I Don’t Drink 1¼" Square
Side A: Party Girl Side B: I don’t drink anymore. . . I also don’t drink any less!
#71336 - I Teach 1¼" Square
Side A: Teachers Rule! Side B: You can’t scare me. . . I teach!
#71331 - 10 Miles 1¼" Square
Side A: Naughty Girl Side B: Back in my day we hiked 10 miles for sex and cigarettes!
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#71372 - Gossip Girl 5⁄8" x 1¼"
Side A: I don’t repeat gossip so listen up! Side B: Gossip Girl
#71330 - Behaved 5⁄8" x 1¼"
Side A: Blank Side B: Well behaved women rarely make history!
#71369 - Recycle 5⁄8" x 1¼"
Side A: I recycle. . . my age, year after year! Side B: Go Green
#71326 - Wicked Queen 5⁄8" x 1¼"
Side A: I was Snow White. . . then I drifted! Side B: Wicked Queen!
#71328 - Queen 5⁄8" x 1¼"
Side A: The Queen is not accepting an audience today! Side B: QUEEN
Double sided charms, with glass and metal frame. Front & Back Shown
#71368 - Go Girl 5⁄8" x 1¼"
Side A: Life is a party! Side B: You go girl!
#71322 - A Hard Man 5⁄8" x 1¼"
Side A: Blank Side B: A Hard Man Is Good To Find!
#71323 - Lookin’ Good 5⁄8" x 1¼"
Side A: Blank Side B: Lookin’ Good!
#71373 - Prince 5⁄8" x 1¼"
Side A: Someday my prince will come! Side B: I bet he’s lost!
#71370 - T.G.I.F. 5⁄8" x 1¼"
Side A: T.G.I.F. Side B: Thank God I’m Fabulous
#71324 - I Feel A Sin 5⁄8" x 1¼"
Side A: Blank Side B: I feel a sin coming on!
#71321 - Dance 5⁄8" x 1¼"
Side A: Blank Side B: Dance
#71385 - Discover 2" Square
Side A: You must always push the limits, because if you never fail, you will never succeed! Side B: Discover wildlife. . . be a teacher!
#71347 - Skinny Woman 2" Square
Side A: Diets Suck! Side B: Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out.
#71344 - Insanity 2" Square
Side A: Crazy Girl! Side B: I don’t suffer from insanity. . . I enjoy every minute of it!
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#71341 - Carry Gloves 2" Square
#71374 - Girls Just Wanna 1" x 1 5⁄8"
Side A: Wicked! Side B: Always carry gloves. . . you never know when you need to slap the crap out of someone!
Side A: Girls Just wanna have funds! Side B: Cha Ching!
#71349 - Naughty Boy 2" Square
Side A: Bad Girl! Side B: Naughty boy. . . Now go to my room!
#71376 - Brighten Life 1" x 1 5⁄8"
Side A: Laughter brightens your life! Side B: Live Long - Laugh Often - Love Much
#71378 - She’s a Tramp 1" x 1 5⁄8"
Side A: A man can sleep around, but a girl makes 20 or 30 mistakes and she’s a tramp! Side B: Bad Bad, Girl!
#71343 - Don’t Cry 2" Square
Side A: Life is Good! Side B: Don’t cry because it’s over. . . smile because it happened!
#71386 - Screw Them 2" Square
Side A: Attitude is Everything! Side B: Some people say I have a bad attitude. . . I say, “Screw Them”!
#71345 - The World 2" Square
#71346 - Damn Sexy 2" Square
Side A: Hot Mama! Side B: I’d worry about getting old if I wasn’t so damn sexy!
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Side A: LOVE Side B: To the world you may be one person but to one person you are the world!
Square Mirror Charms Each 004-00200 024-00180 1¼" Square
#71404 - Lipstick 5⁄8" x 1¼"
Lipstick fixes everything!
Rectangle Mirror Charms Each 004-00200 024-00180 5⁄8" x 1¼"
#71398 - Mirror 1¼" Square
Mirror Charms Lg Rectangle Mirror Charms Each 004-00200 024-00180 1" x 1 5⁄8"
#71396 - Smile! 1¼" Square
Mirror, Mirror on the wall, I am my mother after all!
#71415 - WOO HOO 1" x 1 5⁄8"
SMILE! (It makes people wonder what you’re up to)
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming, “WOO HOO, what a ride!”
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chains & ribbons
#71354 - 8" Jumbo Ball Chain #71355 - 18" Jumbo Ball Chain Each Each 010-00075 010-00125 060-00068 060-00113 8" Long 18" Long
#71357 - Ribbon Assortment BG20 001-01000 006-00900 Five 22" Solid Black Grosgrain ¼" Wide Five 34" Solid Black Grosgrain ¼" Wide Five 22" Polka Dot Grosgrain 3⁄8" Wide Five 34" Polka Dot Grosgrain 3⁄8" Wide
#71352 - 18" Ball Chain Each 010-00075 060-00068 18" Long
#71353 - 30" Ball Chain Each 010-00125 060-00113 30" Long
Purse Mirrors
Purse Mirrors Each 006-00200 036-00180 21/2" Square
#72040 - I’m Not Perfect
#71356 - 30" Jumbo Ball Chain Each 010-00200 060-00180 30" Long
#72039 - So Much To Do...
#72038 - Mirror, Mirror
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Alphabet Charms Trashy Alphabet Charms ST3 001-00600 006-00540 1¼" Square 1" x 15/8" 5/8" x 1¼"
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Trashy Alphabet Charm Starter Kit Save 20% with the starter kit!
#71436 - Trashy Starter Kit ST60 001-09600
Includes 3 Each Of The Trashy Alphabet Letters
#71416 #71417 #71418 #71419 #71420 #71421 -
Aa Bb Cc Dd Ee Ff Gg
#71422 -
#71429 #71423 -
Hh Jj Kk Ll Mm Nn
#71430 -
#71424 -
#71431 -
#71425 -
#71432 -
#71426 #71427 #71428 -
#71433 #71434 #71435 -
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chains & ribbons
#71357 - Ribbon Assortment BG20 001-01000 006-00900 Five 22" Solid Black Grosgrain ¼" Wide Five 34" Solid Black Grosgrain ¼" Wide Five 22" Polka Dot Grosgrain 3⁄8" Wide Five 34" Polka Dot Grosgrain 3⁄8" Wide
#71354 - 8" Jumbo Ball Chain #71355 - 18" Jumbo Ball Chain Each Each 010-00125 010-00075 060-00113 060-00068 18" Long 8" Long #71352 - 18" Ball Chain Each 010-00075 060-00068 18" Long
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#71353 - 30" Ball Chain Each 010-00125 060-00113 30" Long
#71356 - 30" Jumbo Ball Chain Each 010-00200 060-00180 30" Long
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Rectangle Sitters Each 002-00400 012-00360 31/2" x 5"
#70858 - As Fat
#70856 - Skinny & Rich
#70857 - Me and My Girls
#70859 - I΄m A Queen
#70855 - Aging Gracefully
#70854 - Rehab
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6" Square Sitters Large Square Sitters Each 002-00500 012-00450 6" Square x 1¼" Deep
#70849 - When I Grow Up
#70848 - Good Example
Built just like our 4"sitters only bigger. You know what they say,"Bigger is better".
#70847 - 3 Reasons
4" Square Sitters
#70851 - My Rights
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Square Sitters Each 002-00350 012-00315 4" Square x 1¼" Deep
#70850 - Love Me
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#70853 - A Better Idea
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#70852 - Round
#70820 - 4 a.m. Friends
#70810 - I Teach
#70831 - Coffee Buzz
#70829 - Calling In Dead
#70828 - The Beach
#70834 - Store Greeter
#70830 - My Face Hurts
#70832 - He Said, She Said
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#70812 - Counting Years
#70808 - Friends
#70825 - Only As Strong
#70819 - WOO HOO
#70817 - The World
#70818 - Behaved Women
#70809 - Kitchen
#70813 - Circus Tent
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#70815 - Normal Family
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#70837 - Act Grown Up
#70801 - Alcohol
#70835 - Bitchy
#70839 - Hide Bodies
#70838 - I Hear Voices
#70841 - Teenagers
#70804 - That Was Fun
#70803 - Skinny Woman
#70802 - Catnip
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Mugs
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Mugs Each 002-00450 012-00405 3¼" x 37⁄8" Microwave, Oven and Dishwasher Safe
#71012 - I Have No Idea I have no idea what I’m doing out of bed!
#71000 - Skinny Woman Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out… But I can usually shut the bitch up with cookies!
#71013 - COFFEE! Best Part COFFEE! The best part of my miserable crappy life!
#71014 - Coffee Buzz I try to keep the coffee buzz going until the alcohol buzz kicks in!
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#71005 - Café Mocha I’ll have a café mocha vodka valium latté to go please!
#71003 - My Goal Weight I’m one stomach flu away from my goal weight!
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Mugs Each 002-00450 012-00405 3¼" x 37⁄8" Microwave, Oven and Dishwasher Safe #71001 - Caffeine I need CAFFEINE!!! Any questions?
#71002 - Friends I live for the nights I can’t remember with the friends I’ll never forget.
#71004 - Good Morning Coffee Good morning my ass! Where’s my damn COFFEE?
#71016 - Crabby Bitch I’m a crabby bitch before my coffee, after, I’m just a bitch!
#71015 - Beware Of Toes Beware of the toes you step on today, they may be attached to the ass you have to kiss tomorrow!
#71017 - Sound Reasonable You sound reasonable… time to up my medication.
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#71008 - No Coffee No Workee No Coffee No Workee
#71006 - Stress Burned Calories If stress burned calories... I’d be a size 2!
#71009 - Drink Coffee Drink Coffee... Do stupid stuff faster with more energy!
#71011 - Go Ahead Say Something I gave up smoking, I’m drinking de-caf, and I have PMS... Go ahead say something!
#71010 - A Nice Big Cup Of How about a nice big cup of “Shut the hell up”?
#71007 - Start Each Day Start each day with a smile and get it over with!
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Bottlecap Magnets ST3 004-00450 024-00405 2" Diameter
2" Bottlecap Magnets
#72650 - Booze Assortment
Set of 3 magnets on great tin display card!
#72651 - Friends Assortment
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#72653 - Naughty Assortment
#72652 - Fun Assortment
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Magnets
Magnets Each 004-00150 024-00135 3½" Square x 1⁄16" Thick
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#71156 - Hell Yeah!
#71153 - Men Are Proof
#71154 - Hard Liquor
#71155 - Love Me Or Leave Me
#71149 - Four Letter Words
#71150 - Wildlife
#71151 - Housework
#71148 - Enough Coffee
#71152 - Age Is A Number
#71120 - I Don’t Cook
#71115 - Dirty Martini
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... more magnets Magnets Each 004-00150 024-00135 3½" Square x 1⁄16" Thick
#71113 - Choosy Moms
#71112 - 4 a.m. Friends
#71134 - Only Have A Kitchen
#71139 - Sex In My Life
#71146 - Love To Cook
#71138 - Good Example
#71135 - I’m Busy
#71136 - Fools Are Fun
#71147 - Thick And Thin
#71137 - Coffee Buzz
#71140 - Exercise Program
#71145 - Frisbee
#71141 - Big Butts
#71142 - No Morals
#71133 - If You’re Happy
#71132 - Ahhh. . . Sedatives
#71110 - My Goal Weight
#71109 - I Teach
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... the last of the magnets Magnets Each 004-00150 024-00135 3½" Square x 1⁄16" Thick
#71143 - Tummy Tuck
#71144 - I Like Kids
#71121 - I Don’t Drink
#71125 - Party Can’t Be Over
#71126 - Screw Them
#71127 - She’s A Tramp
#71105 - Catnip
#71106 - Skinny Woman
#71107 - Don’t Cry
#71108 - Friends
#71100 - Homemade Gifts
#71102 - Refrigerator
#71103 - Lookin’ Up
#71104 - Drown
#71130 - Your Fault
#71131 - Imperfection
#71114 - Concept Of Cooking
#71116 - Discover Wildlife
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Stop leaving those unnecessary water rings on your best furniture. It makes repossession so much more complicated. Besides, our coasters are more absorbent than those paper towels you’ve been using.
Coasters Coasters ST8 004-00400 024-00360 4" Square
Double sided coasters. Front & Back Shown
#72600 Drink Up Coaster Set
Set of 8 coasters 2 of each design
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Countdowns Countdowns Each 012-00350 072-00315 33/8" x 4½"
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#71906 - Aunt Flo
#71907 - Pay Day Turn the dial… countdown the days!
#71904 - No Sex
#71901 - School Is Out
#71902 - Happy Hour
#71903 - Vacation
#71905 - I’ve Been Sober
#71900 - Birthday
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Order Requirements • We are a wholesale company, so we require all customers to submit a tax exempt number prior to receiving our catalog or ordering product. Customers must be prepared to provide a copy of a valid state tax ID upon request. • There is NO minimum order requirement for new orders or reorders. There are minimum order requirements per item. The order must be in multiples of each item’s requirement. If the minimum for an item is not ordered, it will automatically be adjusted to the next higher number. • Please be aware that if your initial order is under $30, or if your back order falls below $30 it may be cancelled without notification. Shipping • Shipping costs are the responsibility of the customer and are determined by the weight, dimension, and destination of the package. • Items are shipped UPS Ground from Lancaster, PA unless specified otherwise by the customer. • Back orders will be shipped within 2-6 weeks; however, shipping costs for back orders are the responsibility of the customer. Newly introduced items may not be available immediately. • Multiple ship dates may be arranged, upon request, but only at the time the order is placed.
Cancellations, Damages, and/or Returns • Orders may be cancelled by calling our customer care department or by sending a notification via email. Cancelled orders may be subject to a 20% restocking fee. • Any shipping errors or damage claims must be reported by calling our customer care department no more than 10 days from the date the product is
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received. Please retain all packaging material until the damage claim is resolved. • Return requests need to be authorized by calling our customer care department for a Return Authorization number prior to returning any product. Returned orders may be subject to a 20% restocking fee.
Payment Information • Credit Card - We accept Visa or Mastercard. Your credit card will be charged only when the items are shipped. • Returned Checks - $35 will be added to your account for each occurrence of returned or stop payment checks. • Late Payments - A finance charge of 1.5% per month (18% APR) will be added to all past due invoices. • Collection Fees - If a customer account is forwarded to a collection agency, all additional legal or collection fees incurred will be the responsibility of the customer. • All prices listed are in U.S. dollars and are subject to change without notice. Customer Service Hours E.S.T. • Monday through Friday: 8:30 a.m. to 4:30 p.m.
Showroom Hours E.S.T. • Monday through Friday: 8:00 a.m. to 4:30 p.m. • First Saturday of the month: 9:00 a.m. to 1:00 p.m.
We will be closed the following days in observation of holidays: January 2, May 28, July 4, Sept. 3, Nov. 22 & 23, Dec. 25
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So Merry Christmas everyone and we’ll see you next year ...or in an hour down at the bar ... Enjoy.
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#70367 - Except Two Christmas Outside: Merry Christmas to all my friends! Inside: Except two!
#70360 - Three Wise Men Christmas Outside: Three Wise Men? Inside: Be serious! Merry Christmas!
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#71157 - Nothing Says Christmas
#71158 - On Dasher
#71160 - I Say Less Santa
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Sitters Square Sitters Each 002-00350 012-00315 4" Square x 1¼" Deep
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