Little Mx: Cupertino

Little Mx wears headphones while blasting music 24/7

When The Weeknd said, “If it ain’t XO, then it gotta go,” I don’t think he was talking about your hearing ability.

Little Mx goes to Main Street three times a day to get Philz

You fell asleep in class, again. You ask your friend to get Philz for you only to realize this is your third cup of coffee today. Your bank account is crying.

Little Mx stays up until 4:00 am to study for their AP classes

You took 91042 AP classes for academic validation. How does it feel to get two hours of sleep every night?

Little Mx got detention for cutting the lunch line or ditching tutorial

You cut the lunch line to get your hands on a mediocre cinnamon roll. To your surprise, admin hands you a limegreen slip; now you have to stay in during lunch on Friday. But the cinnamon roll is worth it, right?

Little Mx sponsors the vending machine

You abuse your Apple Pay every time you go to the vending machine because you get hungry Little do you know you forgot to press complete, now scammed of $5.

Little Mx. Cupertino

MEGHANA VINJAMURY

copy editor A take on the Little Mx trend for Cupertino High School Students

Little Mx Went On a “Bathroom Break” to Walk Around Campus for the Rest of the Period

You asked your teacher if you could use the restroom 12 minutes into the period only to walk around campus with your friend for the next 70 minutes.

Little Mx never does school readings but reads romance novels on their own time

You haven’t read a book for school since seventh grade, yet you have an overwhelming stack of Colleen Hoover books on your bookshelf at home. Ironic.

Little Mx didn’t download Securly because they thought it was too suspicious and can’t connect to the school WiFi

You find yourself constantly rejecting the certificate and you can’t use school WiFi anymore. “Oh well, I’ll just use hotspot again.”

Little Mx had a letter sent home for excessive absences

You ditched class to study for your upcoming AP Biology test. One absence can’t hurt, right? Wrong. This is your thirteenth absence this week because you thought the same thing every time. Absolute academic weapon.