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bellies are in!

In this post-plague world, fertility is fashionable. Long gone are the slender bodies of the Romans, Medieval Europe’s hottest new trend is a “luscious little belly.” This soft swelling which “rises” outwards is revered by poets and artists alike. If you’re a starving peasant, stay ahead of the trends and try stuffing your clothes with a sack.

The best way to compliment this abdominal softness is by having a set of small breasts. If you’ve got the money, give your newborn baby to a wet nurse for feeding, and bind your own breasts to keep them petite and encourage them to shrink back down to a pleasing size after pregnancy.

Flower crowns

Blending braids with flower crowns is one of 1355’s coolest trends. Head to your local meadow to catch the last of spring’s bloom, and weave them in a crown around your head. Something tells me this won’t just be a fleeting trend!

WEDNESDAY, MAY 24, 2022