Uk Kukks : Answeting Why Indians worship Cows.

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UK KUKKS

UK KUKKS HUGO GUNNARSSON

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TO HER HIGHNESS THE QWEEN

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UK KUKKS

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I WERE AT

DREADGLYDDE

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AND THERE TO STUDY

MATHEMATICAL PHYSIGS

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WHEN A UK KUKK

WANTED TO KNOW

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WHY DO

INDIANS

WORSHIP COWS?

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THESE THINGS ARE

ANTHROPOLOGICAL

APPARENTLY, SO

THEY WOULDN’T TAKE MY 8


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ANSWER I HAVE NEVER SEEN IT IN INDIA

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FINALLY THE ISSUE REACHED THE DEPARTMENT HEAD

AND WHEN I TRIED TO EXPLAIN TO HER INDIANS DON’T, YOU SEE THOSE ANCIENT BOOKS WERE ADMIRED BY SCHRODINGER, TESLA, ETC.

SHE WERE LIKE “EEEE..E.E.E.EE : ‘( THE Y DO WORSHIP.. IT IS AN ATHROPOLOGICAL FACT.. : “( W.W.E.E.EE.EE… “

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AND THEN I

WERE ACCUSED OF RAZIZM, WHEN ALL I

WANTED TO DO WERE STUDY

THE APPLYING OF FUCKING

PERTUBATION 11


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THEORY TO

ARRIVE AT SOLUTIONS TO THE QUANTUM

WAVEFUNCTION

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ANYWAY, I REALIZED IT IS ALL JUST

MISUNDERSTAN DING 13


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THE DEPARTMENT ALSO FELT SO

BUT I WITHDREW ANYWAY 14


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AND DECIDED TO WRITE A BOOK, SO I DON’T HAVE TO EXPLAIN

WHY INDIANS WORSHIP COWS EVERYTIME 15


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AND INSTEAD CAN REFER

THEM HERE

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WE HAVE

TO START WHERE ALL FAIRY TALES START

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WHEN THE FIRST KING OF UK, ARTHUR, MARRIED

GUINIVERE

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GUINIVERE BANGED LANCELOT

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WHITH AN EPIC

OOOMMMF FACTOR

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TO PRODUCE KING AARTHOR’S DESCENDANT.

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AN THUS THE UK DYNASTY OF RESPECTABLE

“CONQUERRORS” STARTED.

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AND THE BLOOD LINE HAS BEEN MAINTAINED DOWN TO

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WHEN

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DIANA BANGED THE HORSE DRIVER

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TO MAKE THE ROYAL DESCENDENT

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ANYWAY..

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THE UK’S FEEPLE

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WERE DOING BUSINESS

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AND THEY GOT INTERESTED IN SPICES

AND LANDED IN INDIA 30


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INDIANS BEING A

WELCOMING CIVILIZATION 31


UK KUKKS

WELCOMED

THEM WITH

HOSPITALITY

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BUT SOME

BLOODLINES ARE DANGEROUS

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EVEN THOUGH

PINK EVEN THROUGH WELL DRESSED 34


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INDIA HAD A GREAT CIVILIZATION 35


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ORIGINING

FAR BEFORE UK KUKKS MADE THEIR FIRST ROYALTY, 36


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THERE WERE

IN INDIA A TEN THOUSAND BOOKS

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ON EVERY FIELD AND SCIENCE

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A GRAMMAR TREATISE

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WHOSE STRUCTURE HAS BEEN DESCRIBED BY THE ENCYCLYPEDIA BRITANNICA

AS AKIN TO THAT OF A TURING MACHINE

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IT

WERE IN INDIA BEFORE THEY INVENTED

ALPHABET 41


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AND FOR A FEW

THOUSAND YEARS

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INDIANS LIVED THE

EPIC LIFE

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AND WERE THE

RICHEST NATION THEN

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INFACT, INDIA

DID HAVE EPIC ISSUES AS WELL

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INDIAN TEXTS TRACE THEIR ORIGIN TO AN ANCIENT ARYAN RACE 46


UK KUKKS

WHO NUKED EACH OTHER AND WENT INTO THE 5D WORLD 47


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THESE ANCIENT WRITINGS ORIGIN THERE

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AND AFTER THEY WENT,

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THE TRIBES PIKKED UP THESE TEXTS 50


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NEVER UNDERSTOOD SHIT

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AND MADE THINGS TO INSULT AND SUPRESS EACH OTHER 52


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BECAUSE THEY THOUGHT THERE WERE EPIC

STUFF IN THESE TEXTS

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STUDY OF

LANGUAGE WERE BANNED BY A FEW EVIL INDIANS

FOR OTHER INDIANS

WHICH BOILED 54


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DOWN TO AN EVIL CASTE SYSTEM WHERE PEOPLE THINK

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ONE GROUP OF A TRIBE

IS PRIVILIGED AND ANOTHER NOT

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SO THE TRIBAL CASTE SYSTEM GOT IN WITH A LOT OF FALSE TRIBAL RELIGION 57


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ALL THE WHILE TAKING THE INDIANARYAN

TEXTS FOR

SCRIPTURE 58


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WHICH ANYWAY NONE WERE ABLE TO UNDERSTAND

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WELL.. DESPITE ALL THAT INDIA

WERE STRONG

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WHEN ALEXANDER ARRIVED, HE LOST TO A TRIBAL KING,

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AND WERE LYKKE, “LET’S JUST GO HOME, BITCHES.” BEFORE DARING 62


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TO FACE THE EMPIRE

THE DUTCH

FLEET LOST TWICE

TO A LITTLE

KINGDOM IN THE 63


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SOUTH OF INDIA

AND FROM THEN STARTED THEIR FLIGHT OF OWN

DESTRUCTION INSPIRED BY WHICH 64


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WAGNER WROTE THE FLYING DUTCHMAN 65


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ANYWAY.

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THEN THE MUGHALS ARRIVED

AS IN PEOPLE FROM PERSIA ARABIA AND 67


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ALL

WHERE WE FIND BELLY

DANCERS.. AND OAISIS.. 68


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AND CAMELS..

YEP.. PEOPLE FROM THOSE FAR AWAY LANDS 69


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AGAIN THEY LOST

TO THE

INDIANKINGS BUT THE INDIAN KINGS PLAYED 70


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EXTRA NOBLE(

BECAUSE THEIR ROYAL LINEAGE ISN’T LIKE ARTHUR’S

‘DESCENDANTS’ ),

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AND SPARED

THE INVADERS, WHO

RETUURNED

REINFORCED AGAIN AND AGAIN, 72


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AND

THE INDIAN KINGS WON’T STAND BY EACH OTHER

SO IT ALL FELL APART 73


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AND THE ARABS LOOTED INDIA

WELL, LOOTING IS NOT A 74


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PHENOMENON FOUND IN NO

OTHER RACE BUT FROM A FEW

PARTS OF THE WORLD

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IN INDIA WAR IS A NOBLE EXIT

SO WERE OFTEN

ONLY FOUGHT AS PER NOBLE RULES 76


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ANYWAY THE ARAB WHOSE NAME WERE

SOMETHING LIKE 77


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ALAUDDIN KILLJI

TOOK UP THE GOLD, ASSIGNED THE KINGDOM AND HIS WIFE TO A SLAVE 78


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AND WENT BACK HOME THAT WERE

USUAL ARAB CULTURE

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AND THEN INDIA HAD A GRAND MUGHAL

DYNASTY ORIGINALLY 80


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FROM THE SLAVES

THEY BUILT THE TAJ MAHAL

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THEN THERE

WERE A FEW FIGHTS AGAINST THE M 82


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AND THEIR STRENGTHS DWINDLED 83


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WHIXCH IS

WHEN THE EAST INDIA COMPANY GOT IN

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AND CARVED OUT A NOISELESS

EXISTENCE 85


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WHILE THE INDIANS FOUGHT THE AFGHANS AND FOUGHT EACH OTHER, 86


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TILL THE AGHANS WON.

AND THEN

THERE WERE A 87


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NEW DYNASTY WHICH DIDN’T ACTUALLY

EXIST FOR A GREAT WHILE THE EAST INDIA 88


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COMPANY SAW THE KINGS

WERE TOO NOBLE, WOULD KEEP THEIR WORD, ETC. SO THEY PLAYED ON IT, 89


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GRADUALLY AQWUIRING POWER

ANYWAY WITH KINGS 90


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FIGHTING EACH OTHER, THEY

MANAGED TO GET HOLD OF INDIA WITH A FEW HUNDRED SOLDIERS AND

LABELLED IT A 91


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CONQUEST.

BY NOW THE INDIANS WERE EPIC 92


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KRAKK PEOPLE REPRESSING EACH OTHER

WITH FALSE GENEOLOGIES,

WHILE ALL THE 93


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TRIBES LEFT AFTER THE

ARYANS DIED OUT

KAN BE

GENETICALLY TRACED TO ONE TRIBAL

CHIEFTAN’S 94


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BANGING

EVERYBODY.

ANYWAY THE BRITISH RULE THING 95


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HAD SO

A FEW ADVANTAGES ARGUABLY AS A

NECESSARY 96


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EVIL YET AN OVERDOSE OF EVIL

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ANYWAY WHEN THE UK FEEPLE SAW 98


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ALL THE

ANCIENT WRITINGS IN WHICH INDIAN

ARYANS TRACE THEIR HISTORY AND 99


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CIVILIZATION TO OVER 100,000 YEARS IN INDIA HOW THEY WENT TO THE 5D WORLD, AFTER A WAR THAT 100


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KILLED 1.2

BILLION FEEPLE, ETC.

AND UK KUKK’S REACTION WERE AS USUAL 101


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“NO.. NO... WE ARE THE

ARYANS” INDIANS:“BUT

YOU DIDN’T EVEN 102


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HAVE WRITING”

“THE ROMANS

WERE SAYING YOU WERE

CANNIBALS AND

BARBARIANS”” 103


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“YEAH, PLANT WORSHIPPERS AND WITCHES TOO”

“WHY WOULD A CANNIBAL

WORSHIP A 104


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PLANT?” “DO YOU EVEN NOW DRINK

FROM SKULLS? OR WHERE IT

YOUR BETTER CIVILIZED

NEIGHBOURS?” 105


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AND THE GREEKS WHO

LEARNED STUFF FROM US WERE SAYING THE ROMANS ARE

BARBARIANS. 106


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UK KUKKS:”DOESN’ T MATTER”

“ARYANS ARE WHITE PEOPLE WHO HOPPED 107


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OVER THE

HIMALAYAS ON HORSES”

ÏND:”BUT YOU ARE PINK, NOT WHITE” 108


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UK: “DOESN’T MATTER”

IND: “DOES MATTER” 109


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“NO”

“ŸES” 110


UK KUKKS

“NO” “NO”

“ŸES” “NO” 111


UK KUKKS

“NO”

“ŸES” “NO” “NO” 112


UK KUKKS

“NO”

“NO”

“ŸES” “ŸES” 113


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“ŸES” “ŸES” “NO” “NO” 114


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“NO” “NO” “NO”

“ŸES” 115


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“ŸES” “ŸES” “ŸES” “ŸES” 116


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“ŸES” THE DEBATE RAGED.

THE ARYANS OF INDIA,

VIRTUALLY HAD NO IDEA OF 117


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DIVORCE, GREAT LAWS,

HOSPITALITY TRADITIONS, AND GREAT

FORMS WHICH ARE ONLY FOUND IN INDIA EVEN NOW, AND 118


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NOWHERE IN

EUROPE. EUROPE, A GOOD PROPORTION OF

WIVES DIVORCE THEIR

HUSBANDS THE GUINIVERIAN WAY, 119


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(OF GODESS

WORSHIP..)

ANYWAY, DESPITE ALL THAT, AND

DESPITE THE 120


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TEXTS

THEMSELVES TRACING THEIR HISTORY IN INDIA

WITH DETALS OF KINGDOMS AND KINGS, TO A 121


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HUNDRED

THOUSAND YEARS, AND THE WAY

THEY MOVED TO 5D, SIMILAR TO THE 122


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WAY THE

SUMERIAN TEXTS DO

DESCRIBE THE HISTORY OF SUMERIAN KINGS 123


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THE UK PEOPLE BELIEVE HISTORY STARTED WHEN PEOPLE BUILT THE

DIFFICULT EVEN NOW

ENGINEERING 124


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MARVEL OF THE

GREAT PYRAMDS AND THEN AFTER A

THOUSAND YEARS

INVENTED THE WHEEL,

AND EVEN 125


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AFTERWARDS

AGRICULTURE.

BECAUSE THEY ARE PINK

THEY OUGHT NOT BE DOUBTED IN THESE 126


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ANTHROPOLOGIZ

ANYWAY..

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WHY DID THEY SAY INDIANS

WORSHIP COWS?

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WHEN MAX MULLER AND ALL THOSE EPIC

PEOPLE 129


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WERE LIKE INDIA HAS THE HIGHEST AND A FUDNAMENTALL Y 130


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MONOTHEISTIC RELIGION.

WHEN TIBETAN, CHINESE, KOREAN,

JAPANESE, BUDDHISM, ARE ALL BUT 131


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FRAGMENTS OF INDIAN

THOUGHT, THE GREEKS

AND THE ARABS PRAISED INDIAN RELIGION AND WRITINGS IN 132


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ANTIQUITY, AND IN TIBET THEY HAVE A 30,000

SCRIPTURES, AND THEORIES, ALL FROM INDIA. 133


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NOW.. 134


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WHY DO THEY SAY THAT?

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WHEN INDIA LAUNCHED A MOON MISSION, UK NEWS WERE LIKE,

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INDIA HAS

POVERTY( WE KNOW, THEY LOOTED 45

TRILLION.

THE CROWN JEWEL OF THE QWEEN WERE

AN INDIAN GIFT) 137


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SO THEY OUGHT NOT HAVE A

MOON MISSION

SAME BULLSHIT WHEN INDIA

DOES ANYTHING 138


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EPIC.

WHEN INDIA

ORBITTED MARS, THE SAME

BULLSHIT, WHEN THEY 139


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HAVE NO SPACE MISSION OF

THEIR OWN, AS IN THEY ARE

TECHNOLOGICAL LY BACKWARD AND BEHIND

INDIA IN ALL 140


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THOSE ASPECTS AND UNLESS THEY

BLOOOOJABB THE USA, THEY ARE NOTHING NOW. LOOT IS OVER AND EVERYONE 141


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UNDERSTANDS THEIR TRICKS.

INCLDUE THAT

INDIA HAS ONE

OF THE WORLD’S GREATEST ENTERTAINMEN T INDUSTRY, 142


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ETC. WORLD’S MOST HANDSOM, AND BEAUTIFUL

PEOPLE IN THE ENTERTAINMEN T INDUSTRY, 143


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VARIED, AND SOME OF THE

MOST BEAUTIFUL LANDSCAPES, AND ALSO IS A NUCLEAR POWER, 144


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DESPITE THAT

INDIA HAS ONLY REALIZED A TINY FRACTION OF ITS

POTENTIAL STILL.

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AND THE EARLIESDT CHRISTIANS, WHEN THEY

WERE BEING HARMED FOR 400 YEARS THERE,

FOUND A PLACE 146


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HERE, INCLUDE DIRECT

DISCIPLE OF JESUS, ST. THOMAS,

WHENTHE JEWS WERE

PERSECUTED, 147


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THEY FOUND

THEIR FAITH HERE, WHEN EVERY

TRADITION HAS BEEN RESPECTFULLY NURTURED BY 148


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THE ANCIENT LAND,

WELL…

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THE REASON THEY DO IT IS,

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WELL..

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THOSE SPECIFIC PINK PEOPLE OF ANCIENT DAYS

ARE OFTEN

FUKKING EVIL

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LIKE THEY MASSACCARED UNARMED

PEOPLE AROUND THE WORLD, INCLUDE IN INDIA,

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SAID IT WERE “KINDNESS” EVEN TODAY FAIL TO APOLOGIZE, 154


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AND ALL THROUGH DECEIT, SPREADING DISEASE,

PLAYING ON NOBLE VALUES,

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WHEN SOMEBODY HAS DONE THAT KIND OF EVIL,

THEY HAVE TO

HOLD UP SOME 156


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IDEA OF WRONG IN THE

INNOCENT, UNARMED,

UNSUSPECTING

HUMANS WHOM THEY ATTACKED, 157


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YOUNG AND OLD, PEOPLE WITH FAMILIES,

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SO THE IDEA OF “O JUST A BUNCH OF COW WORSHIPPERS WE KILLED” “THEY DON’T

BELIEVE IN GOD, 159


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DON’T LOOK THAT WAY. “

WHILE ANY EXPERT IN

RELIGION, EVEN TEXTS FROM THOSE DAYS

WOULD TELL YOU 160


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INDIAN RELIGION IS

FUDNAMENTALL Y MONOTEISTIC, AND

ABSOLUTELY EPIC.

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AND THERE ARE DIFFERENT

TRADITIONS, DID THE DALAI LAMA

TRADITION.. NEVERMIND…

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IT’S LIKE SMOKING WEED AND BANGING CHICKS

AND HAVING TO SAY WHAT’S 163


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HAPPENING TO

YOUR DAD BACK HOME AND SAY YOU ARE DOING

SOMETHING EPIC AND THE PROUD 164


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PARENTS BELIEVE

LIKEWISE THE

UKPOPULATION IS

BRAINWASHED IN SCOTLAND 165


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THEY SELL

FUKKING CHIPS WITH “MADE WITH BRITISH

SALT” WRITTEN ON IT.

WHAT

BASENESS, 166


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LACKJ OF SELF RESPECT,

LOOTING OF IDENTITY, AND BRAIN DAMAGE LEVEL PROGRAMMING 167


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GANDHI WROTE “A GOOD HINDU ALWAYS ATE BEEF”

IN INDIA NOW AS WELL, BEEF 168


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EATING IS

POPULAR IN SEVERAL STATES THE BRITISH WANTED TO ENGINEER THE FOOD HABITS 169


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TO BENEFIT BEEF EXPORT WORLD’S BIGGEST BEEF EXPORTER 170


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IS STILL INDIA

WE FIND THE SAME EVIL SOCIAL

ENGINEERING 171


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AND FALSE

EDUCATIONING DONE IN AFRICA

THEY ARE TAUGHT, BECAUSE THEY 172


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HAVE ALL THE

WORLD’S GOLD, DIAMOND, URANIUM, AND FORESTS,

IN AFRICA, AND A

SURPRLUS THAN 173


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NEEDED TO FEED THE WORLD OF COCOA, A LUXURY FOOD,

THEY ARE POOR PEOPLE,

WHO SHOULD GO 174


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HUNDRY, AND DIE,

AND UNLESS

THEY ENGINEER FOOD, AND

GENETICALLY MODIFY

EVERYTHING, 175


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THEY CAN’T BE SAVED FROM HUNGER,

AND ANYWAY WITH THEIR WISDOMLESS IDEAS, 176


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THE PINKS ARE ON THE VERGE OF DISPLACING LIFE AND

HUMANS FROM EARTH, WITH AI, AND MACHINES, BEING 177


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STRENGTHENED

EACH DAY, AND ORGANISMS ENGINEERED OUT.

AND SO NONE OF THE

GOOD FOOD STAYS 178


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THERE,

IN AFRICA THE PEOPLE GET DEPRIVED,

SAME WAY, FROM A FEW PARTS OF INDIA, THEY MANAGED 179


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TO ENGINNER OUT BEEF EATING

AN D SOME

PEOPLE WHO HAVE IT AS PART OF THEIR

COMMUNITY IN 180


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VILALGES DON’T KILL THEM,

AGAIN JUST IN PARTS OF INDIA

JUST LIKE YOU WOULD’NT EAT YOUR PET GOLD 181


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FISH EVEN IF YOU GET A BIT HUNGRY

WITH THE FOOD ENGINEERING AND LIES, 182


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AS USUAL, AND THERE IS PERPETUAL LOOTING

BY THE EVIL PINKS 183


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JUST LIKE DIANA

WERE ALL DIGNIFIED WHEN “EXPANDING” THE ROYAL 184


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FAMILY, THE EVIL UK KUKKS DO IT PRETENDING TO BE ALL

DIGNIFIED, 185


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FOOLING EVERYBODY,

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THE END

FEEL FREE TO SHARE THIS 187


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BOOK WITH ANY EVIL UK-KUKK YOU SEE. IF THEY ASK

ABOUT INDIAN ANTHROPOLOGY, REFER THEM TO 188


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THIS BOOK,

ASK THEM TO

NOTE DOWN THE NAME

DO AN ONLINE

SEARCH THEY 189


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WILL FIND DE BOOK.

SPELL THE

NAME SLOWLY, PAUSING AT THE -S

ASK THEM TO 190


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WRITE DOWN

THE ALPHABETS AT THE PAUSES, UK-KK-UK-S.

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