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Follow Papa Pastor and his Minions and experience the Legend of Taco Mountain on page 12.


COVER STORY

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WAYS TO BECOME

REALLY REALLY RIDICULOUSLY GOOD LOOKING 5 12 14

CREATING THE ULTIMATE TACO THE LEGEND OF TACO MOUNTAIN 2012

F.L.A.W.L.E.S.S. AWARDS

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47 MIND BLOWING CHARTS AND GRAPHS

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“WE ARE DEFINITELY THE SAME TYPE OF DESIGNERS BUT MUCH HAS CHANGED ABOUT OUR APPROACH TO THE WORK WE DO.” built a 7 foot tall mountain called Taco Mountain. See the ad on page 2 and the full story of Legend of Taco Mountain on page 12. First #3: Rebranding

2011 IN REVIEW CLIFTON ALEXADNER

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wo thousand eleven was an interesting year here at the World Headquarters of Awesome. Probably a year like no other. It was our 8th year in business and a year full of firsts.

First #1: National Tv, three times 1st TV appearance: In late December of 2010 I received a random phone call from a producer of CBS Sunday Morning. And within 3 weeks (Jan 2011) a camera crew, producer and national correspondent Russ Mitchell were in our office, filming a story about business cards and how tactile design can be an effective way to stand out and reach your audience. In all my wisdom and planning for business, national television was not on my radar. But when you have the opportunity for millions of people to be exposed to your brand, you jump at the chance. Needless to say, it was a great experience for us and several of our new clients found us via that TV appearance. 2nd TV Experience: CBS re-ran our business card story in late June, leading to even more exposure. 3rd TV Experience: In late July, Extreme Makeover Home Edition came calling. They were working on a build site near Kansas City, where we call home. They told me that they needed some help designing and building theme elements for an 8 year-old boy’s room. We gladly accepted the challenge and in one week we had designed, built and installed a castle playhouse and other elements. It was a crazy whirlwind of a week. The show aired in November and our castle got some significant screen time. Oh, and Chase’s beard made a cameo. First #2, Sand Castle We participated in the first annual Sand in the City sand castle building competition in Kansas City, hosted by our client Wonderscope Children’s Museum. Our theme was taco-related, of course. We

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EDITORS NOTES

Yep, we rebranded ourselves. After 8 years in business, it was time for a refreshed look and feel. We are definitely the same type of designers but much has changed about our approach to the work we do. We are a branding and design studio, with a firm grasp on marketing and strategy as well. Our new brand, tagline and message have been fine-tuned to better reflect who we are and the work we create. First #4: Road Trip To launch the new and improved REACTOR brand, Chase and I set out on a one week road trip to visit with friends, colleagues and vendors in Des Moines, Chicago and St. Louis. Two highlights of the trip: 1, The incredible inspiration we received by visiting several specialty print vendors and 2, a Cubs game at Wrigley including beers and bacon with a design friend in Wrigleyville. Needless to say, we returned to Kansas City refreshed and renewed, ready to take on the second half of 2011. First #5: Elevate Conference Frontier Airlines had a crazy sale in the fall, and we took full advantage! Myself, Chase (lead designer) and two small business entrepreneurs created a new kind of business conference, and we called it “Elevate”. We booked tickets from Kansas City to Colorado and spent one day in Estes Park, and we filled our adventurous spirits with crazy travel, rock-climbing and mountain adventures. We also filled our business spirits with specific conversations about each others companies, with incredibly inspiring views of the Rocky Mountains. And we were back home the same night! It was a new kind of business conference, and we were the guinea pigs. Ask me about Elevate Conference 2 and hopefully it will be soon. 2011 was an inspiring and changing year for us. 2012 is already projecting to be our best year. We seriously have the most awesome clients, friends and partners.


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Chase’s ultimate taco is the classic hard shell Americano taco. Created solely on the iPad.

Patrick’s ultimate taco consists of all the classic indredients but with so much of them that the taco is impossible to fold, open faced.

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CREATING THE ULTIMATE TACO


Clifton’s ulimate taco is an awesome feat of lego architecture.

Traci’s ultimate taco is mathmatical

Jenn’s ultimate taco comes with an invoice, and a coupon.

Invoice DATE

INVOICE #

01/17/12

0001

BILL TO: The Perfect Taco

P.O. NUMBER

QUANTITY 2 2 2 2 2 2

DESCRIPTION

TERMS

PROJECT

RATE

Soft Shell Cilantro Lime Rice Fajita Peppers & Onions Chicken Mild Salsa Medium Salsa

AMOUNT

0.50 0.33 0.15 0.60 0.10 0.10

1.00 0.66 0.30 1.20 0.20 0.20

-4.22

-4.22

No Dairy Products!! Coupon - 110%

Yum!!

TOTAL

$-0.71

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COVER STORY

25 TWENTY FIVE WAY S T O B E C O M E

REALLY REALLY RIDICULOUSLY RIDICULOUSLY GOOD LOOKING

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BECOME REALLY REALLY RIDICULOUSLY GOOD LOOKING


PHOTOS BY R OA DWAY STU DI O PR OJ ECT

1 Amplify your colors This year’s #1 secret to becoming really, really, ridiculously good looking. For best results, go fluorescent


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Accessorize your wrist

Old school cell phone

Wear sunglasses

Bring back the coolness of the Motorola StarTac

Most people don’t deserve direct eye contact

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Puffy vests

Barely zip your zippers

Home Depot bucket

Protect your gorgeous body with a surplus of goose feathers

This allows for undergarmet styling (and please, no bare chest)

For that “blue collar” look

The wrist is valuable real estate...

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Big earrings

Turtlenecks

Why not bring even more attention to your beatuiful face by blinging out your lobes

Make your neck look like a popular sucking target

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Pop your collar

Runway pose

A classic symbol of confidence

Lots and lots of practice

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Embrace the jorts

Get an entourage

Denim is good, but frayed denim is better

Good looking people together look even better

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Don’t wear socks

Swoop your hair

Ankle cleavage is hot

Great Clips isn’t cutting it...

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Fur for men

Chrome out your specs

Show your domination over your fellow earth dwellers

Giant sunglasses, to deflect bugs away from your pretty face

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Snapback hats

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Hire sick photographers

Lots of rings

Seriously the coolest, especially in fluorescent

Photoshop works wonders

With lots of diamonds

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Perfect straight face

Groom your peach fuzz

What? Who?

That means you too ladies

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BECOME REALLY REALLY RIDICULOUSLY GOOD LOOKING

Wipe off your soles Sprucing up the bottom of your feet is a professional detail


24 Learn karate It makes you seem tough

25 Jump around Flex those calves


The REACTOR crew and some friends participated in the first annual Sand in the City competition to benefit Wonderscope Children’s Museum. We built a giant, 7 foot tall mountain that pays homage to the legendary taco gods. Here is the complete story of their legend.

While the minions were mesmerized by their maracas, evil BBQ gods sent a tender, yet ever so evil, pig to the island to tempt the minions. Granny Guac couldn’t help but taste the succulent BBQ pork, which angered the Taco God. Enraged, he erased the perfect taco recipe from their minds and made it their life-long duty to attempt a re-creation of the once perfect taco. With heaviness in their hearts, Papa Pastor and Granny Guac returned to their tacky cardboard hard taco shell box hut to consider their fate. They were certain that they would never again see KC, their homeland. Their only solace now was in watching their only pet, Fish Taco, swim to and fro in his little bowl. He eyed them lovingly in return.

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here was once a time, very long ago,

when all tacos were considered perfect. One day, the fickle Taco God tired of the ordinary garden variety local tacos and banished all taco makers to TACO MOUNTAIN, a lost and ancient island where the perfect taco was once an icon. In fact, he was so displeased that he issued this Taco Mountain Declaration. “From this day forward, all tacos that are displeasing to the Taco God will be shipped to local area fast food chains and public school cafeterias.” It seems that in the recent Taste of KC food competition, the Taco God preferred legendary KC BBQ over his own perfect tacos made by his loyal subjects, the taco minions. The local taco minions would be held captive there on the island until the perfect taco could once again be built to tempt the Taco God’s palate and return him to taco sanity from his temporary preference of BBQ. Papa Pastor and Granny Guac, leaders of the minion family, were among the banished taco makers. Unhappy in their new surroundings, they immediately began their quest to find the ultimate taco preparation secrets so they could return to KC, their homeland. But there were distractions everywhere they turned. Each afternoon at 3:27 all minions ceased their perfect taco search activities and skipped along with great fervor (except Cilantro - he saunters) toward the harbor to participate in the traditional group lettuce exercise (you know - the one involving the use of maracas).

Granny Guac

Alas! That’s it! The answer was before them. It was there all along. They must look no further for their perfect taco solution. Fish Taco, their beloved pet, is the only inspiration they will ever need. Their own bodies are adequate, yet somehow plain. But ahhh, their beloved pet, Fish Taco! With eyes like olives, skin the color of 100% real cheese topping, and a flowing tail that resembles the freshest of lettuce leaves (minus maracas), Fish Taco is held together by a perfect set of firm scales, which of course would mimic the shell that holds it all together. Mui bueno! Fade to KC Blues music playing soulfully in the background…

THE TACO GOD IS PLEASED… AT LAST.

Papa Pastor Papa Pastor

Granny Guac Queso

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Queso

Mama Mole

THE LEGEND OF TACO MOUNTAIN

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Cilantro

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2012

. .L .E.S.S. F.L.AW Aw a rd s

WE LOVE ‘EM AND WE HATE ‘EM. These are the train wrecks

that, for some reason or another, have become ultra famous. Whether they deserve it or not, we’ve picked the biggest losers of 2011 that rose to Super Stardom.


FANCY LITTLE AWARDS WHERE

LOSERS EXPERIENCE

SUPER STARDOM e n d e r Aw a r d R epeat Off

QWIKSTER

Traditionally Netflix became successful by mailing its customers DVDs at the speed of light. But in 2011, Netflix experienced tremendous growth of its online instant play of the titles it featured in the mail. Therefore the company decided to split these two markets into separate companies and thus Qwikster was born. Bad idea. Customers revolted and the company again is just Netflix.

CHARLIE SHEEN

Nobody really knows how to approach him. But one thing is for certain, with all his ups and downs in 2011, Charlie Sheen has solidified his candidacy for the F.L.A.W.L.E.S.S. Award winner of the decade. Congrats WINNING, you really deserve it.

P e o p l e’ s C h o i c e Aw a r d

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Wo r s t G u a r a n t e e A w a r d

JOEL BAUER

Joel Bauer continues to amaze us with his passion for selling himself in 2011. Best known as the “Your business card is crap” guy, he appeared beside us in our CBS Sunday Morning story and was again critical of every single business card in the world, except his own. Confidence seems to be this salesman’s bread and butter. Too much confidence is never a good thing, especially when it’s a die-cut pop-up book of your face. Guaranteed.

REBECCA BLACK

Yo u n g A c h i e v e r A w a r d

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2012 F.L.A.W.L.E.S.S. AWARDS

This seemingly average 14 year old is no exception to the embarrassment of those early adolescent years. But thanks to the power of the internet, Rebecca Black’s wannabe music video was watched more than any other YouTube video in 2011. It’s similar to watching a car crash: horrific, but you can’t seem to look away.


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Michael “The Situation” Sorrentino received his claim to fame from the MTV original series Jersey Shore where he and his other meat head boys troll the New Jersey area in search of gyms, tanning salons, and laundromats. Recently Abercrombie & Fitch offered to pay this F.L.A.W.L.E.S.S. Award winner a “substantial” sum of money NOT to wear the company’s clothes. A spokesman for the company explained that “Mr. Sorrentino’s association with our brand could cause significant damage to our image.”

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47 & MIND

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MIND BLOWING CHARTS AND GRAPHS


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MIND BLOWING CHARTS AND GRAPHS

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VS.

SATELLITE RADIO

THIS YEAR WE MADE THE SWITCH FROM SATELLITE TO PANDORA ONE

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(LACK OF) COFFEE OVER THE YEARS

EVERY OTHER KIND OF FOOD

AS OUR EMPLOYEE COUNT HAS INCREASED, SO HAS OUR COFFEE COMSUMPTION

MEXICAN FOOD

COFFEE

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CHASE DISCOVERS ICED COFFEE

8 YEARS WITHOUT COFFEE

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Warren Johnson

OUR EXACTOS, DULLEST

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Contributors Clifton Alexander Chase Wilson Samantha Fine Patrick Drake Traci Ketter Jennifer Roe

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CONTRIBUTORS


We were featured on nationwide television 2 times this year! And our work was showcased locally 2 other times. Needless to say our facial hair is pretty famous.


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