THE INTERNATIONAL PULPWOOD QUEENS AND TIMBER GUY BOOK CLUB
OFF THE PAGE River Jordan To hoard or not to hoard – that is the question. This word hoarder didn’t seem to be in my popular vocabulary until the show went on the air highlighting how incredibly hoardy some people can be. I have tried to tell my sons for years I am not such as these. I do not have ten thousand whatchacallits that I ordered late one night from the shopping network because they were such a deal. I do not have six of anything alike (to my knowledge). But I have other things – like antibiotics for my dog who died five years ago still in my fridge. Even though I have a new fridge they just got transferred because everyone knows that in the event of a Zombie Apocalypse those outdated antibiotics might keep somebody alive. You might laugh now but we’ll see whose laughing in the end. For anyone who has read, The Road, by Cormac McCarthy you know finding old 122
JULY 2022
