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Dear Mrs. LaRue, Were you really so upset about the chicken pie? You know, you might have discussed it with me. You could have said, "Ike, don't eat the chicken pie. I'm saving it for dinner." Would that have been so difficult? It would have prevented a lot of hard feelings. Needless to say, I am being horribly mistreated. You say I should be patient and accept that I'll be here through the term. Are you aware that the term lasts TWO MONTHS? Do you know how long that is in dog years? Sincerely, Ike
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LARUE ESCAPES DOGGY DETENTION Former Snort City resident Ike LaRue escaped last night from the dormitory at the Igor Brotweiler Canine Academy. The dog is described as "toothy" by local police. His current whereabouts are unknown. "To be honest, I thought he was bluffing when he told me he was planning to escape," said a visibly
upset Gertrude R. LaRue, the dog's Owner. "Ike tends to be a bit melo颅 dramatic, you know. Now I can only pray that he'll come back." Asked if she would return Ike to Brotweiler Academy, Mrs. LaRue said that she would have to wait and see. "He's a good dog baSically, but he can be difficult. .. ."
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The Snort City Register/Gazette
October 13
HERO DOG SAVES OWNER!
Ike LaRue, until recently a student at the Igor Brotweiler Canine Academy, returned to Snort City yesterday in dramatic fashion. In fact he arrived jUst in time to rescue his owner, GertrUde R. LaRue of Second Avenue, from an oncoming truck. Mrs. LaRue had made the trip down足 town to purchase a new camel's hair coat. Apparently she neglected to
look both ways before stepping out into traffic.
The daring resCue Was witnessed by several onlookers, including patrolman Newton Smitzer. "He rolled right across two lanes of traffic to get at her," said Smitzer. "It Was really sonlething. I haven't seen rolling like that since I left the police academy."