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Talkin’ It Up! When each issue of LRT goes to print, I always think, “That was the best one yet”. But this issue, featuring West Monroe’s Robertson crew from A&E’s megahit television series, Duck Dynasty, is the best one EVER! I’ve interviewed hundreds, maybe thousands, of people over the years but this meeting was exceptional. What started out as a feature article has basically turned into a tribute to the Robertson clan, who has brought so much attention and revenue to Louisiana, particularly the northeast area. As you enjoy this issue, take note of all the corporations and small establishments who have joined us this month to say thank you! We encourage you to patronize their businesses and please mention that you saw them in LRT. We’re 100% advertiser supported and without them we wouldn’t be able to bring you such informative and entertaining articles each month. When I mentioned to Alan, the oldest Robertson son, how great response was to this feature, he said without hesitation, “I am so glad this is a successful venture for you guys.” Their generosity and kindness makes you happy, happy, happy for their well earned success, as this is one Christian family that walks the talk. It was my pleasure to meet them and share a bit of their story with you in this issue. Hope you enjoy it. Let’s keep in touch.
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Mona L. Hayden, Editor monalh@bellsouth.net (318) 547-1221 COVER CREDIT: The cover photos were provided by Russell Graves, via Duck Commander Company in West Monroe, LA
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ARTS & CRAFTSMEN
HUMOR
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The Last Ferris Wheel Ride by Dixie Hall
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I Haven’t the Remotest by Steve Cook
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All Things Southern by Shellie Tomlinson The Crowning Glory
Fallen Friend Furniture Artist Bertha Harris at the Revel by Su Stella
BOOK REVIEW 18
Magic’s in the Bag by Jude Bradley & Cheré Dastugue Coen
BUSINESS REVIEW 12
Runnin’ the Roads by Barbara Sharik Finding Your Way A Life of Trial…and Error by Dennis Stewart Free Advice for Newly Weds
INSPIRATIONAL
Muddy Water Camo
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DELTA OUTDOORS
For The Love of A Woman by Robert Lemoine
MONTHLY TIDBITS
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In the Crosshairs by Sonny Harrington What in the Duck??
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The Best Duck Season! by Johnny Wink
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My Favorite Fishing Hole by Joe Joslin Hints on Staying Afloat
Going Native by Larry Brock Autumn’s In The Air
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Talkin’ It Up! Louisiana Lagniappe – Remember When Backtalk October Calendar Louisiana Lagniappe Answers Sweet Travels by Donna McManus What To Do With That Perfect Pumpkin
FESTIVALS & ENTERTAINMENT
RECIPES
5-8 A&E’s Duck Dynasty Delivers
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Celebrate All Things German in Minden
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Emeril Lagasse and Celebrity Chefs Fundraisers by Deborah Burst
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If It’s Fall, It Must Be Dancing Time by Cheré Coen
Main to Main Trade Days
Recipes by Stacy Thornton
Travel Adventure by Dianne Newcomer Cogitating on 2013 Travel Plans!
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Hit the Road – by Deborah Burst Pensacola Paradise
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From Cows to Courthouses by Lee Estes Beds & Beignets by Mary White Nuttin’ but a Good Time in Colfax
Northeast Louisiana Celtic Festival Halloween Thrills on the Bayou
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Part II: Sidney and Annie Saunders, The Black Sheep of the Town of Monroe by Lora Peppers
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Louisiana in the Civil War: October 1862: Slavery by Another Name by Terry L. Jones
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The Last Ferris Wheel Ride
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By Dixie Taylor Hall
Every fall I get that “it’s gonna be a good night” feeling like many of us who had a special beau or gal at the ArkLaMiss Fair. I would be holding that squeezable fellow’s hand, screaming like I was in a James Bond movie, falling down an elevator shaft. I was always the older sister who tortured/tricked my younger brother, Ken, into riding the “it won’t be scary, I promise” rides that made him slobber cry like a young girl. After he had humiliated himself, he restored his manhood by frogging me in the leg with his fist and laughing. The scarier the ride the more I loved it! This kind of juvenile dare deviling ran in the family. My elderly, cowboy-booted grandad rode everything with his mute button on. We rode a heart stopping roller coaster together through some Texas mountains purported to be the largest roller coaster in the world in the 60’s. Did he scream? Nada. My own kids, “The Hall Kids” (six in all) were no exception to engaging in thriller riders. Because our family count was so large, we usually only got to ride a few each but one night we hit the fair ride jackpot. I had been helping out with our church’s fair outreach ministry project. That involved serving ride workers breakfast and handing out free “take your chance” haircuts, hotel size Dove soap and Listerine. This was our answer to What would Jesus do? At night I would walk the fairground with my six kids passing out invites to the breakfast bargain that next morning. This let the folks feel welcomed by Monroe and that someone cared for them...but with boundaries, mind you. After doing that for several years I learned not to be overly friendly.
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One year the kids and I made our usual trek with invitations but before we left, one of the friendlier fellows invited us to ride the double ferris wheel for free. I refused. He insisted it was a slow night and wanted to say thanks for all we did. Seeing my kids look at me with their “please mom we will be crippled for life if you say no” look... well, I said yes. Two by two, just like Noah’s ark animals, they all got in the bucket seats. One of the kids backed, leaving me alone in a cart. No problem, except at the last moment the friendly fair man (we’ll call him Friendly Joe) jumped in with me. Since my whole purpose was to show brotherly love that week, I decided I could do this with a weak, formal smile. As he got on the ride I noticed a dank, musty smell. Okay, he probably hasn’t had time to wash. As I talked with a mixture of don’t get the wrong idea but Jesus loves you voice, something unexpected happened. For the first time in my ridiculously wild and daring life I felt queasy as we neared the top. My head began to hurt and I remember feeling my head falling, landing on Friendly Joe’s shoulder. Inside I was saying “get your &*+&%$#@ head off his shoulder. No go. Friendly Joe is excited, like a guy on his first prom night. “Don’t worry Miss Dixie, I am going to take care of you.” I cannot lift my head. I recall he had a total of 3 front teeth and a similar IQ. I can’t talk. A cannon ball is holding my head down on his shoulder which is very near his armpit. Friendly Joe puts his arm around me as I lay mute. Not from courage like my grandfather but as someone who's been struck dumb as an act of God. After riding far longer than the average person rides, we stop. I am still unable to conduct myself with full bearing. “The Hall Kids” rush over in euphoric voices, insisting that we ride again. I came to myself enough to send the eye message, “WE MUST LEAVE NOW.” Of course, every fair worker is looking at Friendly Joe like he has charmed a
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snake. They all began to call out for us to ride with them. We left immediately. Friendly Joe came to breakfast with high expectations the next morning. I used my mixture of formal don’t get the wrong idea and Jesus loves you voice. My head stayed stiffly erect. I asked him did he want eggs or pancakes. He was probably hoping for more. I have ridden on many rides since but not the ferris wheel in Monroe. It has not been determined if the incident hurt or helped our cause but “it’s gonna be a good night, a good, good night!”
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A&E’s Duck Dynasty Delivers
Northeast Louisiana Family Captures the Hearts of a Nation By Mona L. Hayden
Happy, happy, happy. You’ll hear the legendary Duck Commander and TV reality star Phil Robertson repeat this mantra often on A&E’s Duck Dynasty, where his entire family comes together for one of the most entertaining and genuine reality programs televised. The initial 13 shows were such a hit that A&E renewed their contract for an additional 26 episodes starting October 10, 2012. Phil and his wife of 47 years, Ms. Kay, along with their four sons and daughters-inlaw live out the American dream of producing and marketing a product that has taken them from hard times to millionaire status and national acclaim. What started out as a side venture in his back yard is now a globally recognized brand – Duck Commander. Phil began crafting his duck calls from native cedar trees and peddling them to stores in Louisiana and Arkansas back in the 70s. He says, “Some of our biggest customers today laughed me out of their stores back when I was a one man show.” The moral here is to never underestimate the power of persistence… and family. All four sons – Alan, Jase, Willie, and Jep – have worked in most every stage of the business and continue to run their empire right here in West Monroe, LA. After Phil got his duck calls secured on store shelves, along comes Willie, his middle child affectionately referred to by family as ‘big shot’, who puts his business savvy and marketing expertise to good use. Before long, Duck Commander becomes a premiere brand and invitations for appearances at major sporting good stores, trade shows, and other
public events came pouring in for the bearded family. Willie had indeed put them on the map and continues to work as CEO of the company. The eldest son, Alan recently rejoined the family business after working at a church for 24 years. Clean shaven with plans to remain that way, he is working behind the scenes now, although he may make a cameo appearance this season. His brother Jase says, “Alan is the 8th wonder of the world.” “The white sheep of the family,” says Ms. Kay, while Alan likes to refer to himself as ‘Jacob in the family of Esau’. Ms. Kay fondly recalls that he worked with them for free at the beginning when they didn’t have any money. When asked about the dynamics of Duck Dynasty, Alan says, “The family centric has been established. They’re getting much more comfortable with the show and the production people are more comfortable with how to make it work on their end, too. There’s a much better flow with ideas tossed back and forth.” Jase explains, “They won’t ask anyone to do anything outside of who you are now. As a matter of fact, all the dialogue is off the top of
“I was like, what happened to my office?”
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our heads. It’s just normal conversation. We kind of recreate events that happened in our lives. Sometimes they create scenarios and we adapt, like last year when I built my office next to Willie’s. I walked through to get to my office while they were filming and it was gone. Just gone. I didn’t know anything about this so my reaction was very real, not scripted at all. I was like, what happened to my office?” (Willie had it dismantled and delivered to Ms. Kay’s for her goats.) A disappointed Ms. Kay says, “I really wanted that goat house but the TV crew said it was messing up the scenes.” Smiling, Jase says, “I was really proud of it because I’m not a carpenter. I’ll be honest with you though, it did leak. Somewhere in the process, we messed up on the roofing a bit. They made it part of the scene because it was pouring rain on the couch.” “Trust me, it was well built. Three days of building we’ll never get back. But a lot of things like that happen when they film and they just work it in.” says John Godwin, a
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long time employee who Ms. Kay says is enough like family that she wants to list him as a dependent on her tax forms! Curious as to how Duck Dynasty has changed their lives, they answer in unison, “We’re selling way more duck calls.” Willie tells us, “Having a show of this magnitude has certainly helped our business. We’ve seen tremendous growth in every area, especially duck calls, which surprised me. I really didn’t think someone who doesn’t duck hunt would buy a duck call but they do.” Jase quietly states, “Personally, I’m embarrassed when people ask for my autograph. We’re just the same as we were before the show.” Now he’s really laughing, “But some things have changed. Just the other day I had a woman try to jump in my truck through the
window. Not the door but the window!” The youngest and quietest of the brothers, Jep, says, “Since the show started, I’m the only one NOT driving a new car. Everyone but me has a new vehicle.” He doesn’t say much but when he does, it’s profound. Curious if Jep is going to speak more next season, Jase quickly answers for him, “The real reason he doesn’t speak on the show is because he’s shy!” Jep spoke up, “I talk more this season.” His mother wonders aloud how he ever gets a chance to speak with this boisterous family. I asked her if Phil was a talker, considering his ‘Phil-osophy’ tidbits on the show. Ms. Kay answered, “What you don’t know is how much Phil continues to talk today. Even after the camera is off, he keeps talking.” She continues, “Si (Phil’s brother) talks the most but Phil will interrupt anyone anytime.” Shaking his head and smiling, Jase tells all. “The biggest problem with Si is if he hears you say something funny off camera, he steals it! He just works it into his monologue where he asks the questions and answers them and you’re left there with nothing.” You’ll see Jase and Si paired up a lot in the episodes as they have great chemistry off and on the screen. Jase recalls when the TV crew first came in with questionnaires, asking who got along best with, who had the biggest conflict with, who was most annoying, etc. Seems Jase and Si listed each other in all the blanks. Jase was named after Si and they’ve always spent time
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together so their relationship is natural. “And they argue,” says Ms. Kay. One episode has Phil and Ms. Kay log hunting in a boat on the river and she was talking non-stop. “Phil, remember when…” Phil refers to this as ‘the chatter’. I asked Ms. Kay why she doesn’t hunt with Phil, hoping to get a comment on the chatter, and she replied, “If you want me to be honest, I’m not
fond of getting up at four in the morning. Unless the Lord comes back, I don’t plan to get up at 4am for anything.” Missy, Jase’s wife, recalled a time when she and Kay did indeed go hunting with their men and there were issues with bathroom facilities – or lack thereof. “Oh yeah,” says Ms. Kay, “That’s reason number two.” Charming, and witty, Ms. Kay, who mockingly refers to herself as a TV Diva, is even more beautiful in person. Another hilarious episode last season was when the crew decided to build a conveyor belt to increase productivity, per Willie’s suggestion. It was crudely constructed and ready to be tested. Jep says, “They cut out the good part. What you didn’t’ see was that I went off of it first. There was nothing on the end of it, not even a mattress.” Everyone laughs, agreeing that’s what happens when
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you’re the youngest, sometimes used as a test dummy. “The TV crew said ‘We need a mattress AND a paramedic.’” They also rode a boat off that conveyor belt but that was cut out, too. Jase is serious for a minute. “We’re not trying to be funny. We see this stuff all the time in our lives so what’s making you laugh is just another day for us.”
Since the series Duck Dynasty hit the airwaves last season, Duck Commander products have flown off the shelves. “The business has exploded,” says Jase. “It’s definitely brought more attention to duck hunting. And I’m really proud that we represent north Louisiana. Duck Dynasty and Swamp People really show the difference between north and south Louisiana. People outside of the state think we’re all Cajun and speak with their accent. It’s a good depiction of the real Louisiana with two different cultures.” I asked for an exclusive story, untold and not filmed
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yet, for LRT readers. Justin Martin, another beloved employee who’s been with the company for a while, tells about falling out of a duck blind. “Last year during teal season we hadn’t killed anything in about six days. A big bunch of ducks come in and we all shoot. I grab another shell and when I go to shoot, I fall face first out of the duck blind.” Jase interrupts, “He looked like that statue of Saddam Houssin falling, all stiff, like a red tipping bird.” Alan and Jep were standing beside him as he fell. Alan recalls, “I alligator-armed Martin. I reached out to grab him and thought oh, he’s so big, and decided whatever was attached was going with him so I pulled back.” The room erupts in laughter, each vividly remembering this event. Martin says, “Next thing you know, you see my gun in the water. That’s because it’s attached to me!” Jase says what’s even funnier was that his dad, Phil, thought since they hadn’t killed any ducks in a
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few days that Martin got so excited that he just passed out. “Got duck fever and couldn’t handle it,” said Phil. Martin remembers when he stepped out, he kept going. Physics and gravity. Objects and inertia, where objects in motion do in fact stay in motion. The Duck Dynasty crew is real. They’re just as warm and funny off screen as they are on it, which I’m sure attributes to the success of the show. Response to the program has been phenomenal with people saying how much the crew makes them laugh. Ms. Kay and Melissa both chime in about letters they often receive from viewers who have had a lot of tragedy in their lives and just need to smile – and Duck Dynasty delivers big. A typical letter was from a woman saying that since her husband died, this is the first time she’s laughed out loud. And viewers love the family connection. “Family is important on and off the show”, says Melissa. Jase reiterates, “We’re the only reality show that ends with the family together, just like we live, loving each other and getting along. It makes it easier to feel comfortable about being exploited. It’s pretty nerve wrecking to be filmed for months. I may look like an idiot on TV sometimes but in the end, it’s all about family.” I had to ask. What would the new season bring? “More laughs. Laughter is good for the soul.” Jase grins, “And a lot of laughs are on the way next season.” And that makes me happy, happy, happy.
For The Love of A Woman
By Robert Lemoine We’ve all done it at some point in our lives. We gave up our wild ways, our party buddies, and everything we thought we held near and dear to us. We changed our career path. I know ladies reading this article think it’s because men are sneaky and deceptive. And although that may sometimes be true, it’s not the reason for our long term evolution. The reason we change is very simple…for the love of a woman. Now granted, we don’t make life altering changes for just any woman – it has to be “the woman”. Until she comes along, we’re stuck in our same old routines and habits. I personally found my woman in July of 2005. Having been divorced for a few years and having sworn off serious relationships forever, I was as content as I wanted to be. Until she appeared. I was working at a local bank as a loan officer and she needed a loan. A coworker had sent her to me to help build my portfolio. She left the bank without seeing me that day because she had to get back to work. She called later to give me the basics of what she wanted and to schedule an appointment. She stood me up. After more phone calls, she scheduled another appointment. This time I had to cancel. Finally, we met in person and WOW, she was so worth the wait. The part I left out is that during all of these phone calls, my hard heart was melting, fast. We always seemed to get off the topic of her loan application and just talked. Looking back, I’m surprised neither of us got fired for personal calls. After meeting, her boss needed something notarized so I offered to drop by. This angel wanted me to come to her so I dropped everything and left. While I was there, I left my phone number with the receptionist and told her to pass it along. I finally got a phone call on Sunday
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afternoon. Unfortunately, I didn’t get home until late Sunday night so I called her the next day for a supper date. She said YES! So on July 25, 2005, we had our first date. After we ate, we just rode around talking, staying out until two or three in the morning and every night for weeks to follow. From that first date, we have been inseparable and were married on October 2, 2005. We have both changed our careers and friends. She is my best friend, my wife, my lover, my life. She is the only one that could have changed me. I know there are many guys out there that share a similar story. I also know that there are even more that want to share that story. Men are simple. We want somebody to love us. So ladies, here is my advice to you. Be persistent. Be caring. But don’t go out looking for a husband. Men can sense desperation, which is why the jerks will say the right things to get what they want. Speaking of which, make him wait for you. If he’s what you are looking for, he’ll wait for ten dates or more. If he shares your love of the Lord, he’ll actually wait until you get married. The man that is looking for you is out there. You just have to get in front of him so he can see it. Most guys are in the market for a long term, serious relationship even if they won’t admit it. May God bless you and keep you safe in all that you do. Remember, the fastest way up is to kneel down. A lifelong resident of Union Parish, Robert Lemoine is a Christian small business owner. He and his wife, Summer, oversee www.foreverandalwaysonline.com and also sell Christian merchandise at flea markets and fesitvals in north Louisiana and surrounding states. Robert's writings are most inspirational, Christian, and patriotic with occasional reflections on lessons learned. He can be reached at writing@foreverandalwaysonline.com.
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TRAVEL ADVENTURE
By Dianne Newcomer
Cogitating on 2013 Travel Plans! All the political hoopla in the news lately makes me miss President George W. Bush. It really is hard for me to believe the same media, which so loved to shine light on every little mistake and poke fun at our former President’s deer-in-headlight stare, his wild west manner of leadership, and his often humorous mispronunciations, never even offers us a photo or an update every now and then. If the paparazzi can find Kate Middleton at a secluded villa in France, I know they could photo George W. in Dallas. Maybe it is because we are both native Texans, but I will confess I found President Bush’s folksy familiar way rather comforting. We always knew where he stood. It never bothered me when he mispronounced “A-Mer-ca” or “new-cue-ler.” I never doubted he knew their meaning, and when he would say “let me cogitate and git back to ya,” I understood that, too! The media called that phrase a stall. They contended it reflected a lack of knowledge; some ridiculed him; others went so far as to call him dimwitted. To me, it was obvious they never had a mother who told them to “go cogitate awhile.” President Bush and I both probably learned at an early age that “cogitating” is serious business. It involves thinking hard about your actions. Under no circumstances are you to be disturbed, because after cogitating for awhile, an action is expected. Whereas, for me, it usually meant a heartfelt apology to my sister for hitting her or taking a toy, I can only imagine the number of times it meant a problem of “new-cueler” proportions for President Bush, so “cogitating” – or taking a time out – is not a bad thing! It clears your head, allowing you to focus on what is important and see the possibilities. Sometimes, in today’s busy world, we forget to cogitate. We just rock on along and accept whatever happens as the way it has to be, but today, please do me a favor. Take a “time out“ and dream about the travel possibilities out there and consider how to make them a piece of the puzzle that is your life. As your travel agent, let me say the sky is the limit. If you can dream it, we can probably make it happen, or, as Mr. Walt Disney said, “All our dreams can come true, if we have the courage to pursue them.” At MONROE TRAVEL SERVICE, we make extraordinary moments happen all the time. Check out these trips just opened up for 2013. Space is limited so you will need to “cogitate” fast as these trips are definitely “new-cue-ler” travel moments you will never forget… Go to the 2013 AUGUSTA GOLF TOURNAMENT – Ever dream of being on the 18th hole here? This 4-day luxury trip includes hotel accommodations at the Ritz Carlton, all transportation, two rounds of golf (Great Waters and Oconee) and the chance to walk alongside the greatest players in golf as they pursue the coveted green jacket on Sunday!
Departs on April 13 and starts at $5395, based on double occupancy. We also can arrange a 3day premium trip departing April 12 from $4250 per person or an over-the-top 5-day trip that includes Saturday and Sunday at the Masters for $8395 per person. A great Christmas gift! Swing away at the OLD COURSE, St. Andrews-Scotland – This 8-day, 7-night trip is available from June-October 31st, from $5570 per person. Discover Scotland, a land of rolling highlands, remote lochs, and, of course, incomparable golf courses. Play two rounds at St. Andrew’s (Old Course subject to handicap maximum and application approval) and three additional rounds at wonderful courses like Gleneagles, Kingsbarns, and Carnoustie, plus enjoy whiskey tastings and the sights of Scotland! Experience WIMBLEDON – Why not add the world’s premier tennis tournament to next summer’s British Isle getaway? This 5day package includes accommodations in London and debenture seats starts at $2950 per person and is available between June 24July 7. A 5-day package includes seats to the Wimbledon Finals with deluxe hotel starts at $6295 per person. Party with the Stars of the GOLDEN GLOBES – This 4-day Los Angeles package departs January 18 and is your chance to party with the stars at the 70th annual Golden Globes After Party. For $9995, you will be treated like a star with your own private limousine and driver and stay in a premier hotel, shop the swank stores on Rodeo Drive, be pampered at top salons and spas, and party all night long with top Hollywood talent at a fabulous post-show party on January 20. Please note: 4-day package with tickets to the Golden Globes Awards: $29,695. GOTTA GO TO THE GRAMMY AWARDS – This 5-day package gives VIP access to the 55th Annual Grammy Awards show and to their exclusive after party! You will stay in a top Los Angeles hotel, enjoy a private limousine and driver, shop on the
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swank Rodeo Drive, be treated like royalty at top salons and spas and party and rub shoulders with L.A.'s hottest talent. Priced from $7295, based on Silver, Gold, Platinum or Diamond viewing options. Trip departs on Feb. 8, 2013. ELTON JOHN’S VIP OSCAR PARTY – Here’s the ultimate Hollywood experience, with VIP access to Elton John's Oscar viewing and dinner party. Enjoy a private limousine and driver, shopping on Rodeo, and top salons and spas. This 5-day package departs on Feb.22, 2013 and starts at $15,500 per person. GRAND PRIX ACTION in AUSTIN, Texas – See one of the last Grand Prix races of the season this fall. Your viewing option will be located in the Main Grand Stand and Pit Building sections, by the start and finish lines. These seats are only available if you hold a private seating license, so you are going to feel like a real insider! Trip departs in Austin on Nov 15 so this gives you plenty of time to enjoy Austin’s famous nightlife before the race on Nov 18. This fast track action starts at $4995, per person, double occupancy. So what are you waiting for? Time is wasting! Call MONROE TRAVEL SERVICE at 323 3465. If we can get you a travel package that includes the Masters, Wimbledon finals, an Oscar after-party, tickets to the Grammy Awards, an Elton John party, or VIP seating at the Austin Grand Prix, how could we not arrange a tiger safari in India, a river cruise in Europe, a photography expedition to the Galapagos, a week of peacock bass fishing in the Amazon, or the adventure of a lifetime to Antarctica? Call MONROE TRAVEL SERVICE today. I tend to agree with philanthropist and self- improvement guru Leon Suenes when he said, "Happy are those who dream dreams and are ready to pay the price to make them come true." Cogitate about where you want to be in 2013 and get back to me!
Celebrate All Things German in Minden You’re invited November 10th & 11th to the Minden Fasching Fifth Season Festival! A city of German heritage, Minden was founded in 1836 by German-American Charles Hans Veeder and named for the home of his ancestors, Minden Germany. In 1835, a group of German immigrants seeking religious freedom settled in a commune just north of Minden at the Germantown Colony. The Minden Fasching Fifth Season celebrates this heritage and “all things German” including food, music and festival. “Fasching” or the “Fifth Season” is the German equivalent of Mardi Gras. The Fifth Season officially begins each year in the 11th month, on the 11th day, at 11:11 AM, at a ceremony where the Mayor hands over city keys to the King and Queen of Karneval, serving as royalty for Fasching, who preside over festivities for the fifth season which ends on Ash Wednesday at the beginning of Lent. Fasching is held on the 1917 brick street of Main Street downtown. The weekend begins Friday night when thousands of Christmas lights kick off the holiday season, along with 100+ nutcrackers. Minden is a partner in North Louisiana “Holiday Trail of Lights”. www.holidaytrailoflights.com. Festival Day begins at 8:30am Saturday for participants in a “Tour of Germantown”, a 7/14 mile and 100k bike ride, stopping to tour Germantown Colony Museum. River Dawg Racing is organizing the ride (www.steelsports.net or riverdawgracing@gmail.com). From 10am, German Music and authentic German food fill the air. Artists and artisans will line the streets selling their wares. The music production is sponsored in part by Main Street Photography and the Dorcheat Bottom Band. Stroll through a beer garden at Orleans on Main created by the Homebrew Club of Shreveport/Bossier City and sample great, robust home-brewed beer. The Fasching Beer Garden is sponsored in part by Orleans on Main. Participate in a homemade pickle contest, with great prizes for the best Gurkens! www.mindenfasching.com Catch a bus downtown to tour Germantown Colony Museum (free) or view local art at Minden City Art Works. www.mindenusa.com/mainstreet. Fireworks start at 6:30 Saturday night, sponsored by A. J. Price of Minden, Minden Pediatrics, Wimberly Insurance, Harper Motors, Waller Petroleum and Bayou Blaster Fireworks. Children have the opportunity all weekend to visit with Weihnachts Mann (Santa Klaus), enjoy clowns, face painting, a petting zoo and special events throughout the weekend designed for children sponsored by Coca Cola of Minden and Unimin. On Sunday, the frivolity begins at noon and end at dusk. The Minden Fasching Festival is produced in cooperation with Minden community partners: Minden Main Street, Krewe des Ambassadeurs, The Minden South Webster Chamber of Commerce, The Shreveport Bossier Beer Club, River Dawg Racing and Friends of Germantown. The Festival is funded in part by a grant from the Louisiana Office of Tourism, office of the Lt. Governor (www.LouisianaTravel.com), by the Webster Parish Convention and Visitors Bureau
(www.visitwebter.com), Minden Main Street. The Title Sponsor for Fasching is Allied Waste a Republic Industries Company. The “Minden Fasching Fifth Season Celebration” celebrates the heritage of Minden, German customs and culture.
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Minden is located at exit 47 off Interstate 20, just 30 miles from Shreveport, 70 miles from Monroe, and is a short drive from Arkansas, Texas and Mississippi.
RUNNIN’ THE ROADS
By Barbara Sharik
Finding Your Way If you haven't been living in a bubble or hiding under a rock, you know about Facebook (FB), the worldwide social network. Louisiana Road Trips has a FB page and practically all the LRT writers and columnists can be found on FB, not to mention the advertisers. It's rather incredible, allowing folks to share a little or a lot of their lives, to make new friends all over the world, to literally discuss everything under the sun. People with like interests are drawn together, their circles widening. For example, my sister Jan does bird rescue. She's developed a large FB network of friends near and far with the love of birds tying their worlds together. While I have birds, I'm basically a furry kind of gal. Through FB I've met some really amazing cat and dog rescue people. My new rescue pup, Hadley, may be considered an ugly duckling because he's gangly with eyes too far apart and a tiny white spot on his chin, not where a tiny white spot belongs. Nevertheless, he's tailwagging, tongue-licking happy, and grateful to be alive. Found in a ditch in the rain in Monroe, Hadley wasn't expected to make it through the night. I read about him on FB when some of those amazing pet
people I mentioned posted his picture. Several months prior I'd adopted a dog next in line to be euthanized just because she had no home, was old and black... again, amazing FB friends rushed to her rescue and Betty Lou joined my crew at Wits End. It's hard not to love the furbies of this world; they ask for little and give everything. For me, they're not just pets, they are lifelines and each has a purpose. Thus, there's much to praise about FB although there's one universal vexation most users share – the "Like" button. Oh, there's nothing wrong with it, it’s just that users lament because there's no "Dislike" button. In the end, users are forced to click "Like" to acknowledge a point, rather than signifying actually "liking" a subject or statement. Life's like that––an emotional roller coaster with varying degrees of like, dislike, love and hate. Once we develop the ability to block out hate, to deal with dislike, and to learn to love for all the right reasons, we reach a peaceful plateau within our inner selves and we can click "Like." I smile. Song lyrics say something about never letting the sun catch you crying. It took me a long time to find this point in life. Liking me, clicking my "Like" button, was the first hurdle. Positive self-esteem is essential in dealing. It doesn't always come easy, yet it's a goal worth striving for every day of our lives as it brings calmness within. Getting angry never makes me feel better. My mantra. Once I realized this, I was halfway there. When the last of my romances went South, to use an overused cliché... and I admit to overusing clichés all the time... I went around humming the Annie Lennox song, "No More I Love You's" and feeling rather sorry for myself. By the way, I had to hum because my tune-carrying bucket has a hole in it. Humor. Another prop that's carried me through the worst of times. Finding funny. Seeing the good came next. Closing eyes to anything negative, the final scene. A camel with its head in the sand? Yeah, why not if it works. It's worth figuring out how to achieve
He's tail-wagging, tongue-licking happy, and grateful to be alive.
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living within your own head, since this is what peace is all about. Whether via divorce, complacency or death, I've given up on romantic love. Still, that doesn't mean I've abandoned love itself. "Love" is one of the best words in our vocabulary. I use it freely, but always, always from the heart because I love easily and much. The sky... every aspect: the sun, the moon, the stars above. God's green earth... every aspect: the grass, flowers, trees, rocks, hills and mountains, streams, rivers and oceans. My heart beats to the rhythm of nature. Then there's the Peter Kleven "I Love You, Man" sort of love. Thus, even without romantic love, my heart's so full of the joy of loving, I smile. Unless you've trashed my life and damaged my soul, chances are, I love you. Having nothing to do with religion, although as a youngster in Sunday school I was taught to "Love thy neighbor" which interpreted as loving everyone, including all god's creatures, large and small. Good lesson to build a foundation for living. My interpretation matured to include practicing tolerance and never judging. Admittedly, there's a deep recess within my brain where I tuck the unhappy and unbearable, keeping these things under wrap for survival's sake; and I have a definite thing about using the term "hate." I'll say, "I love you" without hesitation, but "hate" is too strong. I don't hate. Quoting one more set of lyrics, because music drives my soul, my best advice––and you can click the FB "Like" button if you want–– let's all "love one another, right now... right now... " Barbara Sharik makes her home at Wit's End in Jones, Louisiana with a couple old dogs, young dogs and several stupid dogs, a cat, a talking cockatiel and a white dove. She's active in civic affairs, serves as a Justice of the Peace, a Notary Public, is the Clerk for the Village of Bonita and a columnist for the Bastrop Daily Enterprise. She has authored several books. You can e-mail Barbara at barbsharikvail@hotmail.com
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Muddy Water Camo
Revolutionary new camo designed specifically for hunting waterfowl
Muddy Water Camo officially launched this fall with a full line of products available for hunting season 2012. Muddy Water Camo products include jackets, masks, gloves, waders, bags, blind building material, and more, all in the most realistic waterfowl camo pattern ever created. Muddy Water is photographic camouflage created outdoors, where hunting happens, instead of indoors on a computer screen. Designed specifically for hunting waterfowl, Muddy Water is the first and only camo pattern to incorporate water and reflections and to perfectly mimic what waterfowl see from the air. The entire pattern is 100 percent in focus, 100 percent realistic, just as nature appears to a bird’s eye. The idea for Muddy Water Camo began with the company’s founder, Steve Maloney, an obsessed duck hunter who’s spent more than 30 years wading through marshes, waiting in blinds, and explaining to his wife why a duck hunting lease is indeed a necessity. During all those years in the field, Maloney spotted a need as big as the outdoors that was going unmet. “I realized that every available camouflage pattern seem designed for hunting deer in the woods,” Maloney says. “None of those patterns looked like the marshes and flooded fields where I was hunting ducks. And it seemed to me that if you’re hunting waterfowl, your camo really ought to feature water.” When he couldn’t find a pattern designed specifically for hunting waterfowl, Maloney decided to create his own, partnering with award-winning wildlife photographer Stephen Kirkpatrick to create a revolutionary new concept in camouflage. “The response from waterfowl hunters has been tremendous so far,” Maloney says. “Their first reaction is usually, ‘Waterfowl camo that features water. What took you so long?’” For more information and a list of retailers near you, visit www.muddywatercamo.com
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THOSE DUCKS MIGHT AS WELL BE FLYING BLIND. Introducing Muddy Water Camo, the first and only waterfowl hunting camouflage pattern to incorporate water and reflections. Muddy Water perfectly mimics what ducks and other waterfowl see from the air. The entire pattern is 100% in focus, 100% realistic, just as nature appears to a bird’s eye. For a retailer near you, visit www.muddywatercamo.com.
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If it’s Fall, it Must be Dancing Time
By Cheré Coen Years ago Festivals Acadiens et Créoles was held in the early fall, meaning that dancing to the many Cajun and zydeco bands in Lafayette produced quite a sweat. Hurricanes
Katrina and Rita pushed the date back in 2005 — and folks are happy it did. Now, the festival is held each October in Lafayette, when temperatures are balmier and the dancing more pleasant (although nothing keeps people from dancing to Cajun and zydeco in Louisiana!). But the lineup is the same. Festivals Acadiens et Créoles still offers outstanding music from a variety of bands, food and chef demonstrations, cultural activities, the Louisiana Craft Fair and fun for the children. This year the event will be Oct. 12-14 in Girard Park of Lafayette. Best of all, it’s free! The festival began in 1974 when the Council for the Development of French in Louisiana (CODOFIL) organized the first Tribute to Cajun Music Festival. That first three-hour concert grew into a weekend event and merged with other regional festivals, which is why it’s called
“Festivals.” The entire event includes Festival de Musique Acadienne/Cajun Music Festival, the Bayou Food Festival, the Louisiana Craft Fair, La Place des Petites for the kids, Culture Sur La Table/Culture on the Table workshops on Cajun and Creole cooking and Louisiana Folk Roots, which features jam sessions and interviews with Cajun and zydeco legends. From its inception, zydeco music was included in the music portion but “Creole” was later added to the title to promote the multicultural history of the music and region. This year, Festivals Acadiens et Créoles will offer music on several stages with plenty of room to dance. Musicians and bands appearing include Jo-El Sonier, Lil’ Band o’ Gold, Steve Riley and the Mamou Playboys, Geno Delafose and French Rockin’ Boogie, Wayne Toups, Cedric Watson, Soul Express Brass Band, Balfa Toujours, Pine Leaf Boys, and Michael Doucet with Mitch Reed, to name only a few. There will also be jam sessions led by accomplished musicians. At the Bayou Food Festival, participants may sample some of the region’s best cuisine. Area chefs explain how it’s done at the Culture Sur La Table, or the Culture on the Table tent. The Louisiana Craft Fair, hosted by the Louisiana Crafts Guild, will feature dozens of crafts booths featuring unique Louisiana-made items such as wood furniture, jewelry, Houma Indian crafts, gourds, pottery, kaleidoscopes, stained glass, soaps, musical instruments, photography, pen and ink drawings and silk.
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There will be a French Mass on Sunday, activities for children and additional musical events held throughout Lafayette by the festival’s “musical partners.” This year’s Festivals is also an official 2012 Louisiana Bicentennial event in celebration of the state’s 200th anniversary of statehood. To view a full schedule of bands, craftspeople, food vendors and more, visit festivalsacadiensetcreoles.com. Cheré Coen is a travel writer living in Lafayette and the author of “Exploring Cajun Country: A Historic Guide to Acadiana” and co-author of “Magic’s in the Bag: Creating Spellbinding Gris Gris Bags and Sachets.”
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I Haven't the Remotest By Steve Cook
As much as I bend over backwards to avoid hurting others' feelings or irritating anyone, I have a suspicion that I will make some folks unhappy today, especially women, especially my wife. But, I think it's time someone stepped up to the plate and told the truth. And, it looks like I'm the designated truth teller here. The subject at hand is the TV remote. Now, men have been getting a bad rap for years when it comes to their flippant (get it; a pun) attitude towards the remote. Men are accused of running non-stop through the channels and not ever staying on one channel long enough to know what's going on. I've come to the conclusion, however, that either women are worse than men, or else my wife is really a guy. I'm hoping it's the former. My wife, bless her heart, has to have the remote in her hand if she's anywhere near the TV. Even if she's not watching, she wants to control the remote. And, if we're lying in bed watching television late at night, her last act before she falls asleep is to roll over and wedge the remote between her body and the bed, so that even after she's sawing logs, there's still no way I can control the remote. My wife, bless her heart, has a really weird, woman-like way of using the remote,
too. For instance, let's say she's flipping through the channels. Now, admittedly, she doesn't go as quickly as I do through them, but here is what she will do. She'll flip to a program. And leave that program on just long enough for me to get involved. And just as the detective says, "I have figured out who murdered Colonel Mustard. It has to be..." FLIP. I'm not lying. She does it every time. And I'll tell you something else. Remember, now, we have this pact, you and me...we don't mention these columns to my wife. Okay? She never reads 'em, unless someone says, "Oh, you'll never guess what Steve said about you." Anyway, here's my little secret. I think she knows full well what she's doing. I think it's a form of torture. It's particularly bad when I'm trying to watch a baseball game. I love baseball. If I'm watching, she'll come in the room and tenderly take my hand, and after she's pried my fingers open, she'll take the remote. She'll hold it...tauntingly, as if to say, "I have it. Don't make me use it." After a few minutes, I'll relax, as much as a man can relax when he's watching TV and his wife is holding the remote. I'll get involved in the game. And, just as the Braves are about to stage a fantastic comeback, with the bases loaded and Chipper Jones at the plate, with a count of 3 and 2, and here comes the pitch. FLIP. I kid you not. Now don't tell me she doesn't understand baseball. She understands just fine, thank you. She also does the FLIP when I'm watching the news. You know how the news guys love to tease us. She's in on it. 1. Avery Island produces Tabasco Sauce. The newscaster will say, "You'll never What does Lake Providence produce? guess who was 2. What is the origin of the word assassinated tonight. Full “parish”? details when we come 3. Which General used Winter Quarters as his headquarters during the siege of Vicksburg? 4. What does Shreveport have in common with Baton Rouge? 5. How was the Beouf River named? 6. According to Ripley's believe it or not, where was the longest unbroken sidewalk in the world? 7. Where did the word “Tensas” come from? 8. Where is the oldest known habitat of man in the lower Mississippi Valley? 9. What is “Spanish beard”? 10. What governor passed the Bar even though he did not get a degree from a law school? Answers on next page 20
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back." Then we'll watch the fifteen commercials and the news will finally come back on and the guy says, "A horrible tragedy tonight." FLIP. If I had been married in 1963, I probably still wouldn't know that Kennedy was dead. But it's not just her flipping. It's what she'll choose to flip to. She has an uncanny ability to flip to a channel that's as uninteresting as the previous channel was interesting. Last night, for instance, my wife, bless her heart, decided, while I was trying to watch David Letterman, to switch to Arthur. Now, I'm not talking about the Dudley Moore movie. I'm talking about the animated adventures of Arthur the Aardvark, which has to be the cutest, sweetest, most boring show on TV. I never knew my wife was so enthralled with Arthur. She lay there watching it for fifteen minutes, while I keep reminding her that Letterman is on. At least I thought she was watching it until I heard her snoring. Of course, by that time, the remote was nestled safely under her body. So there I was, just me and Arthur. The show was actually pretty good. You see, Emily really wanted this sparkly ball that D.W. found, so she tells a little white lie about how Marie-Helene actually gave it to her. No harm done, right? But then Emily has to tell even bigger lies to cover her story! Have you seen that one? Steve Cook is a freelance writer and editor, from Richmond, Virginia. He also writes a daily humor column which appears online at www.RichmondNavigator.com. Previously, he was the morning DJ for a country music radio station but says he was fired due to his inability to remember the name of the father of Hank Williams, Jr.
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IN THE CR SSHAIRS
By Sonny Harrington
What in the Duck?? It’s as addicting as crack cocaine. Once you start duck hunting, your life will change and change those around you. Take for example my co-authors, Stewart and Wink. One can’t stay married and the other can’t get married. I guess I fit somewhere in the middle. But beware, I consider this a dangerous sport. Statistically speaking, it’s only outdone by turkey and professional bull riding (PBR). Turkey, because you’re sitting in a brush top sounding like a turkey and a rookie will actually think he can slip up on a turkey. NOT! PBR, self-explanatory for two reasons. One, a bull is like a freight train. Once he runs over you, he backs up and finishes the job. And four legs beat two every time. I view duck hunting dangerous for these reasons. The elements, usually cold, always in water, a great place for hypothermia. If you capsize your boat, you should climb up the nearest cypress tree. You have got to get out of the water. It saps your temperature right out of you. But if you die, it’s easier to recover the body. Another reason is close quarters with a shotgun. I hunt real close to my compaderies so there’s no swinging room. I’ve seen gun barrels creased and been deafened in my ears from close shotgun blasts. Have I talked you out of it yet? Addiction, divorce, hyperthermia, shotgun blasts. I haven’t even started on the expen$e. Try leasing a blind in a rice field, buying a boat, and a shotgun with a name that ends in a vowel (Benelli, Beretta…). It’s all going to be pretty pricey. And have you priced steel shot lately? We’ve got to save the eagles, go ahead and buy the Bismuth shot. You’ve been warned. Now I’ll give you my two cents on “how to”. Watch the weather, the best days will be ahead of a cold front. Mr. Duck isn’t stupid and he’s watched the winds aloft. Watch the river stages. As it rises ducks will ride the crest like a surfer rides a wave. More back water means more flooded timber/acorns for ducks. Depending on where you hunt will mean what kind of ducks you’ll get. Pintail and canvasbacks like big open water. Never see them in flooded timber with the wood ducks and mallards. Of course you can find mallards and gadwalls in deep or shallow
water but they are puddle ducks, not deep divers like a merganser. Set your decoys out according to the wind. All pilots land into the wind. This applies to ducks, too, except for one – the teal (duckious kamikazious), the jet fighter of the duck world. He files no flight plan nor obeys any rules. He’s the master of speed and recklessness and comes in your choice of colors – blue, green and cinnamon. Teals start arriving in September at warp speed. Most delicious for their size. My grandfather told me of duck hunts in Black Bayou. He didn’t use decoys, he had “English callers”. That was a hundred years ago and far, far from a Mojo. No limits, no license, just some hungry kids to feed. Nowadays, if you set your decoys and Mojo’s out, I do believe those ducks are smart enough to see a pattern. A blob here and a blob there and a nice pocket in the middle for landing, always located by a swell in the rice levee. Always a bunch of calling going on and on to the point where I’m certain you can “overcall” these masters of the sky. Plus, you’ve got to identify your quarry. To properly call pintails, widgeons, and wood ducks, whistle; mallards, gadwall and teal have a quack and they’re all different, too. Notice I haven’t mentioned the spoonbill, aka Hollywood, aka Smiley. I find him easy to call and easy to die and prefer not to waste a shell on him. Of all the game I brought home over the years, duck was my mother’s favorite. In her order of preference – teal, wood duck, pintail, mallard, gadwall, widgeon. Baked, fried, gumbo, I would say all the same but not. Some years back on a small cove on the edge of a lake, my partners and I worked on some gadwalls and mallards. I got lucky and shot a hooded merganser. Next to the wood duck, I consider him one of the most beautiful
Addiction, divorce, hyperthermia, shotgun blasts.
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ducks, a crested black head with a white spot. White breast with side stripes and trailing flank feathers in black and white. He has a sharper bill than other ducks and he’s a deep diver, too. Mostly because he’s a FISH EATER. I shot this bird strictly to have mounted and he currently sits on my mantle watching me write this. Well, my partner shot one as well so I asked, “Hey, you going to have yours mounted, too?” He said, “Naw, I’m gonna eat him.” Now remember the part where I said FISH EATER because I explained to him that he might as well open up a can of sardines than eat that merganser. But he insisted, “Oh no. You can just stick an orange up his butt and bake him and he’ll be fine.” And that’s where the title of this article came from, “What in the Duck?”, because when we cleaned that sucker a shad as big as my hand came out of his craw. So be careful out there, folks, and heed the limit. You can still go to jail if you don’t and might get more jail time that if you’d done crack cocaine. As my ten-year old son says, “All this starts at the quack of dawn.” Sonny Harrington is a Hunter Safety Instructor. He is also an NRA (National Rifle Association) Rifle & Pistol Instructor and has hunted from Alaska to Mexico.
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A LIFE OF TRIAL…AND ERROR
By Dennis Stewart
Free Advice for Newly Weds You might think after four trips to the altar that I had already learned everything there is to know about being married. However, in the two months since marrying my beautiful wife (who is 20 years younger than me) I have discovered that I didn’t know as much as I thought I did. In the 18 years since my last marriage, I had grown accustomed to doing everything my way. That includes hanging up clothes after taking them out of the dryer. My beautiful wife, however, is left handed, which means that she hangs my shirts up left handed. So my shirts now face the wrong direction in my closet. I tried to insist that she hang my shirts up the right way, but she informed me that she had thrown away all my right handed hangers and replaced them with left handed hangers. So now I’m
stuck having to unbutton my shirts backwards every morning. The lesson here is to put in your Pre-Nup that you retain the right to maintain all your present housewares, including your right handed clothes hangers. Another lesson I learned the hard way is to put in your Pre-Nup a clause about pets, such as whether any will be allowed in the house. For 59 years I have been a no-pet person. I hate dogs and cats. However, shortly after we married, to my horror my beautiful wife decided to move five dogs and cats into our home. I don’t mean into the yard, but into our house. This has radically changed the way our house smells. To my knowledge, the only talent dogs and cats have is a magical ability to turn money into poop. My only consolation is that the two dogs are 12 and 10 years old, respectively, which means they are 72 and 60 in human years. I have been researching on the internet ways to advance the clock on them. I have decided to treat the three cats to a visit to my 20 acres of woods near Holly Ridge late one evening. Coyotes have to eat, too. The first thing I do when I get my copy [of LRT] is read Stacy’s recipes and head to the grocery store. I have never been disappointed with any of her recipes. – Ann W., Delhi, LA
Find the right ex, and you will be welcomed by your new in-laws with open arms.
K C A B K TAL
The article [Roaming the Range, by Sonny Harrington, Sept 2012] is great, very informative and accurate. Good job. - Sherrif Jay Russell, Ouachita Parish Thank you for your book review [Nothing Left to Lose, Sept 2012]. Bonnie and I enjoy everything about Louisiana Road Trips! - Harry Neese Just finished your "Runnin'The Roads" column [by columnist Barbara Sharik] and had to let you know how much I enjoyed it. As a former journalist with an English teaching mother I shudder at the lack of command of the English language by so many! My mom was a strict grammarian and although she never taught me in school she taught me at home every day… I still read pretty much everything with a keen eye… Again, just wanted to say how much truth I found in your column. - Sandra Smith We just returned from a couple days vacation at Cypress Bend Resort on Toledo Bend and were pleased to see the water levels back to normal and so many people on the lake. My husband follows Joe Joslin’s column in your magazine for the fishing report there and I read everything else. Thanks for keeping us updated… and to all your readers, when you get over to Toledo Bend, be sure to stay at the Cypress Bend Resort. You’ll love it! - Jeri P., Lake Charles Louisiana Road Trips
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I have been approached by several people who are considering a May/December marriage, but they are worried about how their prospective spouse’s families may feel about the age difference. This might be perceived as a problem, especially if you are older than your prospective wife’s parents. It can be a little disconcerting when your new father-in-law keeps calling you “sir”. The only suggestion I have is try to find a prospective spouse whose ex was so disappointing that he or she set the bar incredibly low for any future mate. Find the right ex, and you will be welcomed by your new in-laws with open arms. Staying power is also a possible issue in any May/December marriage. The first time we went out, my beautiful wife and I met at a Monroe steakhouse for dinner at 6:30 p.m. We ate and talked until 10pm then we went to a movie. After the movie was over around midnight, we continued talking until around 2am, then we went to IHOP for coffee and talked until 4am. I went home and slept two hours before having to get ready for work. Now, you may wonder how I accomplished that feat. The secret was, a couple of weeks earlier I had started using one of those C-PAP breathing machines they use to treat sleep apnea. A sleep study a few weeks earlier had shown that I had 200 “episodes” a night, meaning I stopped breathing 200 times a night. The sleep study showed that I was getting an average of only 89 minutes of real sleep every night. All my life I had thought I had been an under-achiever in order to spite my wives, but now I know it is because of getting only 89 minutes of real sleep a night. If you have been functioning for years with only 89 minutes of real sleep a night, then getting two hours of real sleep using a C-Pak machine is a virtual luxury; therefore, I am able to stay up with my beautiful wife who is 20 years younger than me, and who only needs a few hours of sleep a night. The mask also cuts down on the pet odor. Dennis Stewart grew up in northeast Louisiana, graduated from La Tech and LSU Law School. After having taught law at ULM and working as an Assistant District Attorney, Dennis is now a Hearing Officer in Rayville. He loves to hunt, fish, read, write, and shop on eBay.
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Part II: Sidney and Annie Saunders,
The Black Sheep of the Town of Monroe
By Lora D. Peppers
Last month, I introduced you to half of our black sheep couple, a man by the name of Sidney W. Saunders. This month, I shine the spotlight on his supposed wife Annie. Annie was born to the union of Alfred N. and Catherine Livingston in Bastrop around the year 1852. One of the rumors was that Annie was of mixed race. From census records, her father Alfred was from a very well-respected family in Georgia and Catherine, called Kate, was an Irish immigrant. The couple had another daughter named Alfraetta, but she seems to disappear after the 1860 census. Annie’s father died in the 1850’s and her mother remarried to a man named J.C. Wright. They would go on to have several more children, so Annie’s life was filled with step and half siblings! It is quite possible that Annie and Sidney grew up together in Morehouse Parish. This is probably how they met. The two fell in love and in the year 1874, they had a son together named Willie St. John Saunders. As an interesting side note, living with Annie’s parents on the 1850 Morehouse Parish census two years before her birth, is a young thirteen year old boy named William St. John, born in Ireland. Unfortunately, relationships were not noted on this census, so we will probably never know who he was to the family. He was an important enough person in Annie’s life though, to have named her son after him! The happy couple decided to marry a year after Willie’s birth. On March 25, 1875,
they were wed in St. Louis, MO. Why they ran away to another state to marry is forever lost to history! As soon as the little family arrived back in Monroe, the gossip began anew. They said Annie was never married to Sidney. “She was just a ‘woman of ill repute’ he must have picked up!” “They weren’t really married!” They ignored the gossip. The 1880 Ouachita Parish census seems to strengthen that position, since Sidney is listed as being single and Annie and Willie are living with her mother Kate Wright just down the street. Annie is also listed as a Wright. Something that is quite puzzling is the fact that no relationship is listed for Willie to the head of the household! His mother’s listing says “daughter”, but for Willie, that field is blank! The Monroe Bulletin of May 19, 1886 carried the following article: “Willie St. John Saunders, son of Mr. and Mrs. S.W. Saunders, died suddenly at his father’s residence in this city Thursday night, aged twelve years.” It is unknown why Willie died. Almost a year later, the paper announced that Mr. and Mrs. S.W. Saunders had left on a pleasure trip to California. It was probably to take Annie’s mind off of the anniversary of Willie’s death. Two years after Willie’s death, on August 10, 1888 a fire was discovered inside one of Saunders’ buildings at old Five Points. It eventually destroyed eight buildings and did about ten to fifteen thousand dollars in damage. The 1871 fire had been chalked up as an accident. This time, the citizens of Monroe decided that Sidney set the fire to collect insurance
Emeril Lagasse and Celebrity Chefs Fundraisers By Deborah Burst
The Emeril Lagasse Foundation is a major player in helping improve the quality of young people's lives focused on the culinary arts, school food and nutrition, and life skills programs with two fund raisers taking place in New Orleans. On Friday, November 2, Boudin & Beer is an indoor/outdoor food and music event held at The Foundry in the warehouse district. Co-hosted by Emeril Lagasse, Donald Link, Mario Batali, and 50 of the country’s hottest chefs, enjoy their boudin and specialty items along with a full lineup of craft brews from Abita Beer and bourbons by Buffalo Trace. Wine, cocktails, and cigar aficionados will savor the taste of famed cigar maker Nat Sherman. On Saturday, November 3, the Carnivale du Vin, gala and charity wine auction will feature a five course seated wine pairings dinner for 700 guests. The event benefits the Emeril Lagasse Foundation, which has granted over $5 million to children’s educational programs, life skills development initiatives, culinary training and cultural enrichment in New Orleans and the Gulf south. For more information, please visit www.carnivaleduvin.com, www.boudinandbeer.com or www.emeril.org. Louisiana Road Trips
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money. He was put on trial, but his lawyers received a continuance on the grounds that Sidney was unable mentally and physically to stand trial. In the same issue of the Ouachita Telegraph that has a transcript of the trial, there is a list of proceedings from a meeting of concerned Monroe citizens. On August 14, 1888, citizens gathered at Lemie & Simon’s Hall. Chaired by Fred Endom, the group’s resolutions urged the Monroe police force to “…rigidly enforce the laws in accordance with their oaths of office without fear or favor…” and investigate the fires thoroughly. In other words, convict Saunders, or they would do it themselves. Judge Richardson, the trial judge and Mr. Hudson, the prosecutor, defended their actions and claimed they were doing all they could. Sidney was constantly afraid of being lynched for the fire and was deeply troubled by his problems. On January 22, 1889, Sidney bought a lot in the Monroe City Cemetery from Mayor A.J. Herring for fifty dollars. On January 31st or February 1st, neighbors heard Annie screaming and came running. Sidney was found in his room with a bullet wound to the back of the head. Physicians were called, but were unable to do anything. Sidney died a few minutes later. The death was quietly ruled a suicide. Was it murder? Suicide? Was Sidney planning his suicide or preparing for any eventuality when he bought the cemetery lot? Did someone who lost his business in the big fire decide to get even? Did Annie finally have enough of Sidney’s treatment and decide to once and for all be free? Can a person bent on suicide shoot themselves in the back of the head? That is all left to speculation unfortunately. A hint of what Annie’s thoughts were are written on her husband’s monument: “Sidney, I could have well forgiven that last seemingly cruel act of thine, for you wanted me with you in heaven, had you with your life taken mine.” Next month… Annie’s revenge! Lora Peppers, a Monroe native, grew up in Bastrop and graduated from ULM. Her love of history dates back to childhood when one of her favorite activities was visiting local cemeteries to examine headstones. She also loves to travel, the Great Smoky Mountains National Park being her favorite place on Earth. Her job as a genealogist and historian has given her the opportunity to lead many lectures and author several books. She can be reached by e-mail at loradpeppers@hotmail.com.
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Louisiana in the Civil War
October 1862: Slavery by Another Name By Terry Jones
When the Civil War began, thousands of slaves ran away from their masters and sought freedom inside Union lines. Soon after Union Gen. Benjamin F. Butler took command of New Orleans in May 1862, the city became crowded with such runaways. As a result, some Louisiana planters quickly took the oath of allegiance in an attempt to regain their slave property. Butler refused to return the slaves to their owners, but his resources were quickly stretched thin trying to provide them housing, food, and medical care. Then, in typical Butler fashion, the general hatched a plan to solve the problem. Since the runaways needed jobs to survive and the loyal planters needed laborers, Butler decided to return the slaves to the plantations to work under strict guidelines. In October 1862, Butler allowed Unionist planters in Plaquemines and St. Bernard parishes to use runaway and freed slaves to work their fields—but in return they had Even after being freed from to pay the slavery, Louisianaʼs African laborers a wage. Americans were forced to work on Unionist plantations (Library The plan was of Congress). declared a success and Butler’s replacement, Gen. Nathaniel P. Banks, later expanded the program up the Mississippi River when Union forces captured Vicksburg and Port Hudson. The U.S. Treasury Department was responsible for administering abandoned lands, and it helped administer the new labor system. Unionists were allowed to lease plantations that had been abandoned by Rebels and even buy plantations that were sold at auction for nonpayment of property taxes. When the program first began, most of the laborers were slaves. But even after the Union state government abolished slavery in 1864, the freedmen were still forced to toil on the plantations. Those involved in the plantation lease system had to sign binding contracts drawn
plantations, which led planters to complain up by General Banks. The black laborers worked ten hours a day (with Sundays off) for that the freedmen were lazy and would only $10 a month for adult men and lesser amounts work when whipped. To the black laborers, the plantation lease for women and children. The planters were system differed little from slavery. Just like required to provide adequate food, clothing, their old masters, the Unionist planters housing, and medical care, but they also provided bare subsistence level care and deducted $3 per month from the laborers’ resorted to the whip to keep them in the field. wages to pay for clothing. Although planters True freedom was nonexistent because the were forbidden to flog their workers, they could have U.S. military personnel whip those laborers were left to starve if they did not participate, and once they signed a contract who refused to work. Armed guards also they could not leave the plantation without protected the planters and patrolled the the owner’s permission. Adding to the neighborhood to make sure the workers laborers’ concerns was the fact that stayed on the plantations. Confederate cavalry and guerrillas frequently Gen. Lorenzo Thomas supervised the raided the isolated plantations and killed or labor program in Louisiana’s northeastern carried off freedmen. river parishes. He gave black men the choice Today, it is difficult to judge the of enlisting in the U.S. Army, hiring out as effectiveness of the plantation lease system. military laborers, or signing labor contracts Some believe it was an important first step in with leased plantations. Black women and transforming Louisiana’s African Americans other family members had no choice but to from slaves to wage laborers. Others argue work for the planters. Under Thomas, wages were dropped to $7 per month for men and $5 that it was simply slavery by another name and was just a tool the cynical Yankees used to for women, with some money being deducted win support from the state’s white Unionists. for clothing and medical care. Whatever the case, the plantation lease system At the program’s peak, 50,000 freedmen was one of the Civil War’s more controversial were working on 1,500 Louisiana plantations programs. run by the U.S. government or Unionists. It did not take long before everyone became Dr. Terry L. Jones is a professor of history at the disenchanted with the system, largely because University of Louisiana at Monroe and has published several books on the American Civil War. the black laborers’ notion of “freedom” differed from that of Northern officials and Unionist planters. When slavery was By Jude Bradley & Chere Dastugue Coen abolished, the Ever feel the need to kick your mojo up a freedmen expected notch? This book will walk you through the to receive their own history of gris gris bags from ancient times to land that they could modern New Orleans voodoo. It also gives you work without white at least 75 simple spells to empower your supervision or charm bags with items like herbs, stones, restrictions. The shells, and precious objects bringing charm. Unionists, on the Now don’t get squeamish. This isn’t exactly other hand, believed something Ezmerelda would use on Darren. the freedmen should The spells in this book are actually based on continue to labor on the power of intention. Simply customize your magic bag using the the plantations in recipes here and keep the finished product nearby so that each time return for a wage. you notice it, you’ll recall your intention, making it more powerful in When officials failed your mind. Of course, you could do this without a gris gris bag, but to provide land to why? They’re enchanting and this book makes them even more so. the freedmen, the The author’s “collective knowledge of Earth magic” has made for a former slaves balked most entertaining and enlightening read. at staying on the
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Calendar of Events
October October 1-6
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Winn Parish Fair Winnfield – 318-628-2781
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Beauregard Parish Fair DeRidder – 337-462-3135
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Tangiapahoa Parish Fair Amite – 800-542-7520 Jefferson Davis Parish Fair Jennings – 337-824-1773
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St. Tammany Parish Fair Folsom – 985-249-1079
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West LA Forestry Festival Rosepine – 337-208-7500
LA Gumbo Festival of Chackbay Thibodaux – 985-633-9949
Livingston Parish Fair Livingston – 225-686-1333
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Vernon Parish Fair Leesville – 337-238-0783
Rapides Parish Fair Alexandria – 318-767-3968
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Bluegrass Festival Oak Grove – 318-428-5282
Oldies But Goodies Fest Port Allen – 225-344-2920
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Robeline Heritage Festival Robeline – 318-472-9581
Livingston Parish Fair Livingston – 985-974-0964
Heritage Festival Robeline – 800-259-1714 LA Pie Festival LeCompte – 318-776-5488
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Antique Fall Festival Denham Springs – 225-665-4666 Hungarian Celebration Springfield – 225-567-7899 Okra Cookoff & Festival St. Martinville – 337-394-2230 Shadows Arts & Crafts Festival New Iberia – 877-200-4924
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Germanfest Robert’s Cove – 337-334-8354 Bayou Music Festival Golden Meadow (985) 632-4247 Leeville Redfish & Speckled Trout Rodeo Griffin’s Marina Leeville – 225-413-4414
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Crescent City Blues Festival New Orleans – 504-558-6100 Festivals Acadiens Lafayette – 800-346-1958
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Cajun Heritage Festival LaRose – 985-228-0845
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Pepper Festival St. Martinville – 337-367-6604
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Olla Downtown Homecoming Olla – 318-495-5151
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International Rice Festival Crowley – 337-783-3067
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Zwolle Tamale Festival Zwolle – 318-645-2334 Cindy Ezernack
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Bridge City Gumbo Festival Bridge City – 504-329-4279
Calcasieu Cameron Parish Fair Sulphur – 337-527-9371
Red River Revel Shreveport – 318-424-4000
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Pepper Festival St. Martinville – 337-394-9396
Voice of the Wetlands Houma – 800-688-2732
Laurel Valley Fall Festival Thibodaux – (985) 446-7456
New Orleans Film & Video Festival 504-309-6633
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The Best Duck Season! By Johnny Wink
This is the time of year when I don't write about a Trophy Wife or why I am not married. Nope, this is when we get serious at Megabucks Duck Guides. Now is the time we start getting everything––and I mean everything––ready for this upcoming duck and goose hunting season, and I’m building a big barn. So, not only am I getting the blinds and decoys ready, but also deer stands and food plots for our deer hunts. We had a great opening weekend of dove hunting. It was good but muddy in the sunflower field. The Mojo Girls had a great shoot up here, knocking doves out two at a time. Just ask Sandra Pepper when you see her. She likes telling the story of her double. Right now, the states north of us are in a drought and here in north Louisiana it's wet. It's been raining here just about every day, meaning a lot of ducks and geese are going to fly straight here. Because ducks and geese need lots of water, we should have an unbelievable first split. I just hope they don't eat us out too early. This year all but one of my blinds are in rice. With the rain, farmers will have to wait til next year to disk the fields, leaving leftover grain easy for the ducks and geese to get. We’ll use a snake killer to cut out a hole around the blind so the decoys will be in open water. I predict the 2012-13 waterfowl season will be one to go down in the record books. All the stars are lined up.... wet here, dry up north, and the largest duck count in history. What else could a duck hunter want? Well, as perfect as that sounds, and it is, we also need a little winter. One that gets cold and maybe even a little icy. Then I can use my Ice Eaters. If we get that, I guarantee you’ll see the best duck season in a long time. At Megabucks Duck Guides this year, we are still charging $275 a day per person, minimum of four hunters. We don't mix groups. You can come up the afternoon before the hunt and get settled in one of our lodges for the night. Then get up early and head to the rice fields and hunt in very nice 20-foot pit blinds with dog boxes on each end. Shoot both ducks and geese out of these blinds and we leave when we limit, or at noon. In the afternoon, you can go on an unguided goose hunt where a guide will show you where 1. Panola Pepper to hide in a ditch or along a 2. From the French word tree-line or fence-row to “paroisse” meaning a religious wait for passing shoots at division geese. 3. Ulysses S. Grant Or for an extra $100, get 4. It was once the State in a box stand overlooking a Capitol 5. The area was teaming with buffalo and the French word for beef is “beouf” 6. Hodge, so mill workers could walk from Jonesboro to the Hodge mill 7. From a small Indian tribe by the name of “Taensa” 8. Poverty Point 9. Spanish moss 10. Earl Long
food plot to deer hunt. This is a full day of hunting. Or watch a football game or take a nap before grilling supper or heading to town to eat––whichever your group wants to do. We don’t provide food but have complete kitchens for you to use. Again, we don't mix groups and by doing that, we book a lot of families. Your group will be the only hunters at that lodge. Unless you get the big house, that's where I stay, secluded at one end. Each lodge has two full bathrooms. It's so nice to walk outside and hear the geese flying over and know you are just a four-wheeler ride away from most of the blinds. We put down three new blinds this year but the cost is still the same. I must be crazy for not going up on my price but I want everyone to come see what Megabucks has to offer. Compare apples to apples and you’ll see we are hands-down the best for the price. If you want to go on a guided hunt, call me on my cell at (318) 669-5588 and I’ll tell you what you’re missing. We’re also booking for a third group of hunters this year with Butch Gandy. Yep, Butch is fired up this year, as is Mac McClung, my other guide. We also have Mojo Girls Hannah Fife and Devander Brown helping out. Kevin Chelete will be here in between his work. This year, the guides will have their own sleeping quarters near the new barn, where we’ll store vehicles and equipment, and maybe even have a party or two inside with cooking and a little music and dancing. I'm keeping my eye out for a Disco Ball and a Lava Light. Both of my guides just got brand new Polaris buggies and fine hunting retrievers. All my guides are here for you to kill the ducks, not them. This is my lifelong dream, to provide the best possible hunting experience to my friends – not customers. Because once we meet we become friends. My goal is to have everyone who hunts at Megabucks to go home happy with good memories of a nice hunting experience. When that happens, I know I have done my best; that my guides and everyone else has made this a place worth coming to year after year. This didn’t happen overnight. This is our 38th season up here and we’re ready for you and your friends to come have the time of your life. Find us on FB at Johnny Wink and Megabucks Duck Guides and Like us. Check out all the pictures. This is going to be a good year! Give me a call and GET FIRED UP. Everyday I thank the Lord that I’m a duck guide in Morehouse Parish.
All the stars are lined up.... wet here, dry up north, and the largest duck count in history.
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Main to Main Trade Days Come Buy – Come Sell – Come Visit! The first Friday and Saturday in November, folks in Webster Parish welcome thousands of visitors along a 50-mile stretch of highway for a “cultural road show” with lots of food, fun and shopping! This November 2nd and 3rd will mark the 13th year that the Louisiana Main Street Communities of Minden and Springhill will organize this giant sale with volunteers from small towns along the route of Highway 371, Sibley, Dixie Inn, Couchwood, Cotton Valley, Sarepta and Cullen. Hwy 371 runs straight through the heart of the piney woods of Webster Parish taking a few twists and turns along Hwy 80, and may be accessed from Interstate 20 at exit 47. Catch the northern part of Trade Days on Hwy 371 at the Arkansas line in Springhill, or enter south on Hwy 371 from Bienville Parish. One never knows exactly what to expect as antique dealers, resellers, artisans, and crafters set up in their front yards, school yards, parking lots and church grounds. If you
are a serious shopper, plan on two full days to cover the route. Shopping hours are from dawn to dusk! Webster Parish boasts two Louisiana Main Street Communities, Springhill and Minden! The Clock Triangle in Springhill and Springhill Main Street will be the hub of activity if you start your journey in the north end of Webster Parish. Look for great food, art and junktique dealers in Springhill, and while you are on Main Street, shop specials at the many shops and eateries. The brick streets of Downtown Minden will be the hub for all things artistic throughout the weekend with 100+ artisans setting up shop on the sidewalks selling handmade and homemade goodies, from food to furniture! Shop specials at our downtown Minden art galleries, museums, antique shops, boutiques, flower shops and restaurants! A collaboration of local communities, government, local businesses and local sponsors like Coca Cola of Minden, Barksdale
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Federal Credit Union, Carter Federal Credit Union and The Webster Parish Convention and Visitors Bureau help Main to Main Trade Days grow each year. For more info, visit www.maintomain.com. Please like our Facebook page at Main to Main Trade Days and follow us on Twitter at M2M Trade Days. In celebration of the Louisiana Bicentennial of Statehood, the Saturday Main to Main route will feature ten “bicentennial history stops” where visitors can learn about Louisiana’s journey to statehood. Learn more about Louisiana at www.louisianatravel.com. Louisiana Main to Main is a program of Louisiana Main Street and is sponsored by a grant from the Office of the Lt. Governor, Department of Culture, Recreation and Tourism. Each Main Street community in Louisiana celebrates with a unique Main to Main cultural event each November. For more cultural events in Louisiana and “Remember November,” visit www.louisianamaintomain.org.
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ALL THINGS SOUTHERN
By Shellie Tomlinson
The Crowning Glory Hello folks, welcome back to All Things Southern. We need to chat...~smile~ It’s not unusual for a southern belle to develop a lifelong relationship with a single beautician. It’s a relationship that allows her to enter confidently into her twilight years. Were she to suddenly earn her Great Reward she can go to her eternal rest confident the explicit instructions she left behind on what to do and not to do to her crowning glory will be carried out to the letter.
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No self-respecting southern beautician would allow these last wishes to be violated. One day my beautician got an anxious phone call summoning her to the funeral home for what we southerners like to call the viewing. On the other end of the line was the distressed daughter of one of her former clients. The girl’s mama had passed away out of state, where her body had been prepared and returned. Unfortunately, some unknown person had “doodie-rolled” the woman’s bangs. I realize that’s an impolite term, but it does give the proper visual, now doesn’t it? This is a prime case of adding insult to injury. Knowing full well that had the deceased only known the indignity she was suffering, she would’ve reached up and closed the casket herself, Vicki sprang into action.
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After gathering the necessary supplies, she made the trip to the funeral home in record time. Once there, she employed the deceased’s anxious daughter to guard the door to the small room where her former client rested. Armed with a water bottle, extension cord, blow dryer, and flat iron, and assisted by a handy folding chair, Vicki repaired the damage. Then she and the aforementioned relative opened the door and left the room. To anyone looking on, the sight of the two women holding each other up and wiping their respective eyes would have been seen as poignant evidence of their private and emotional goodbye. Only the two of them knew they were tears of laughter. At least, it used to be just the two of ‘em. I hope there’s a statute of limitations on these funeral stories. Y'all have a great time on the porch today, friends, and drop me a note when you're done. Until next time... ~Hugs, Shellie
By Donna McManus
What To Do With That Perfect Pumpkin
Taking a road trip in search of that perfect pumpkin is a fun ritual of the fall season. Pumpkins are carved into jack-o’-lanterns or used as decorations, but they are great for much more! Pumpkin seeds can be eaten as snacks or used as a substitute for other nuts in recipes. Wash seeds in a colander and sprinkle with a drizzle of oil and salt. For more spice, sprinkle with pepper, chili powder or cumin. Roast seeds at 325° F for about 25 minutes or until golden brown, stirring every 5 minutes so they don’t burn. Pumpkin seeds contain a lot of fiber, high amounts of vitamin C, betacarotene and potassium. Pumpkin Puree can be used for many baked goods such as pumpkin pie, cookies, muffins, cheesecake, biscotti, roulade, brittle and bread. It also can be used to make pumpkin butter, dips, shakes, pancakes, soup, stew and stuffing. Pumpkin has a subtle taste when used in baked goods and adds moistness and a rich golden color. Pumpkins used for puree should weigh 10-15 pounds because the flesh is less coarse. Puree can be frozen and thawed when needed. It’s a good idea to portion the puree out as
one cup per bag as most recipes will call for either one or two cups of puree. Three ways to make puree from uncooked pumpkin: Baking - Cut the pumpkin in half and discard the stem section and stringy pulp. Save the seeds to dry and roast. In a shallow baking dish, place the two halves face down and cover with foil. Bake in a preheated 375° F oven for 1½ hours for a medium sized pumpkin, or until tender. Once the baked pumpkin has cooled, scoop out the flesh and puree or mash it. Press the pumpkin puree through a sieve so it is smooth. Boiling - Cut the pumpkin in half, discarding the stringy insides. Peel the pumpkin and cut it into chunks. Place in a saucepan and cover with water, then bring to a boil and cook until tender. Let the chunks cool. Puree the flesh in a food processor or mash with a potato masher or a food mill. Microware - Cut the pumpkin in half, discarding the stringy insides. Microwave on high power for seven minutes per pound, turning pieces every few minutes to promote even cooking. Process as above. Pumpkin puree can be refrigerated for up to three days or stored in the freezer for up to six months.
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Sweet Travels Tip: Pumpkin puree, not just for cooking! Face Mask: Pumpkin has a high concentration of vitamin A, vitamin C and zinc, which are good for sun-damaged, dry or sensitive skin. Take a couple tablespoons of purred pumpkin, add a bit of honey and milk. Apply to face for fifteen minutes and relax, then wash. Your face will have a nice healthily glow. Hair Conditioner: Pumpkin also makes your hair shinier and stronger. Mix 1 cup pumpkin puree with 4 tablespoons coconut oil in a food processor. Apply the creamy mixture to your hair, cover with a shower cap and leave on for 30 minutes. Wash the mix out very well, then shampoo. Carved jack-o-lanterns: Put carved pumpkins it in the compost heap for good fertilizer or bury it in the garden. It decays quickly and enriches the soil, or just wash and dry the seeds to plant next year. From the kitchen of The Sugared Violet……..sending good wishes your way in all your travels! View all the epicurean delights The Sugared Violet has to offer for any occasion on Facebook. Call to place an order @ 318-768-2216 Email: tsv71227@gmail.com
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Fallen Friend Furniture In a barn behind his house in the scenic countryside in northwest Louisiana, craftsman and conservationist Patrick Blanchard has carved out a niche for himself by producing exquisite heirloom furniture and fine handmade gifts from fallen trees, typically Louisiana cedar. Utilizing fallen trees reduces the need to take down healthy trees for lumber. However, not all trees qualify. They shouldn’t be diseased or bug infested because that affects the quality of the wood. Patrick seeks out those that have come down due to old age or have been storm damaged. Then comes the process of debarking and milling the lumber before it can be dried and crafted into a useable work of art. The detail in Patrick’s workmanship is most impressive, with precise cuts and box joint corners. His matching tables in the photograph won Honorable Mention at the 62nd Louisiana Peach Festival in Ruston this summer. If a tree has fallen on your property and you’d like to preserve it as a piece of quality furniture in your home, decide what you want and invite Patrick out to see the tree. Each piece is
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unique with a hand-rubbed museum grade wax finish to last generations. Patrick’s custom furniture can be viewed and purchased at Rosemary’s Kitchen, 400 S. Bonner Street in Ruston, LA or contact him at fallenfriendfurniture@gmail.com. You can also find Fallen Friend Furniture on FACEBOOK.
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GOING NATIVE
By Larry Brock
Autumn’s In the Air
North Louisiana was spared the torrential rains of Hurricane Isaac in late August. Gratefully. Lots of limbs down and some power outages but nothing compared to the floods in south Louisiana. The 4-5 inches we did receive raised the level of local bayous. Egrets and herons returned to stalk the shallow depths. Buttonbushes, mallows and virgin’s bower bloomed among the colonies of cattails and broadleaf arrowheads at the water’s edge. September was the peak time for hummingbirds migrating on their way through north Louisiana south to wintering grounds in Central America. Tiniest of birds, they have the hugest impact on my soul as I stand in awed, breathless wonder…watching them haste, dart and hover among the blossoms of my patio like sparkling emerald, ruby jewels. Virginia poet and cleric John Banister Tabb wrote – A flash of harmless lightening, A mist of rainbow dyes, The burnished sunbeam brightening, From flower to flower he flies. Exactly! A first-time feeder from a pokeno game served as a magnet at my patio for the winged marvels. For weeks, a dozen birds alternated between flocking around the plastic flower then dispersing to feed on the natural nectar provided by native plants such as red
salvia, cypress vine, cardinal flower, trumpet creeper, bleeding heart and garden phlox. Other favorites included Mexican honeysuckle, four o’clocks, cannas, lantana, butterfly bush, petunia, vitex and numerous sages. And don’t forget that small insects and tiny spiders are an important part of their diet too. It’s been suggested that returning hummingbirds will remember a flowerful yard so don’t cut or pull those plants until the last birds have passed through in October. Then next March, coral honeysuckle, buckeyes and other flowers will welcome them back to the well-appointed landscape. Before I realized it, painted buntings and orioles had left, migrating south toward winter homes. I miss their bright colors and cheery song. Absent too are the kites and swallows. Noisy blue jays and hammering woodpeckers fill the void in the woodlot. Resident cardinals, chickadees, doves, grackles, robins, thrashers and wrens will keep me company as incoming winter migrants begin arriving in October. After a sizzling summer, the verdict for native plants seems unanimous. With nothing more than sparse seasonal showers, colonies of purple ironweed, pink and white mallows, creamy elderberries, red trumpet creeper and goldenrods survived to thrive and bloom on autumn roadsides. In my yard, yellow coneflowers, white and pink phlox, scarlet sage, coral honeysuckle, lavender obedient plant and red bleeding hearts sported fall blossoms. All these plants bloomed without supplemental irrigation, a testament to the hardiness
of our native flora. If you’re interested, now’s the time to think about planting for next year. In September, I was invited to speak to the Farmerville Garden Club in Union Parish. After a delicious salad luncheon, I presented the case for native plants to a delightful group of charming ladies. Even though I got carried away, they graciously allowed me to continue and applauded afterwards. Thanks again, ladies. Look around. Autumn’s in the air. Bright sunny days, crisp blue skies, cooler temps, longer shadows. Fruiting plants like elderberry, rough-leaf dogwood and beauty berry matured and fed the local bird population. Holly and persimmon are still ripening. Leaves blushing, dropping. Acorns, pecans maturing. Deer stirring. Magnolia and tulip poplar seed are scattered. Ragged butterflies nectar on fading blooms. Green anoles chase late summer insects. Venture outside with no agenda. Sun and rain, plants and animals, birds and butterflies, lizards and bugs – elements of nature interwoven in a web that connects all things. It’s only when we open our eyes that we can see that web and find our place in supporting it, sustaining it. Get connected now by looking and listening. Get involved by Going Native! A life-long resident of Lake Providence, Larry Brock was inspired by his grandfather’s passion for gardening and his own desire to recover the horticultural uniqueness of this region. Larry is drawn to the relationships between plants, birds, insects and soil and can be found puttering outdoors in his yard most any time, weather permitting.
Northeast Louisiana Celtic Festival The Northeast Louisiana Celtic Festival is back, at a new location. The 8th annual festival
will be held on Saturday, October 6th at Kiroli Festival founder and owner of local Enoch’s Irish Pub and Café, Doyle Jeter, is excited with the Park in West Monroe from 10am – 7pm. new venue. “There is no prettier spot in the area to have a festival.” This year’s event is more familyfriendly than ever. Visitors will enjoy the new Raising Cane’s Dog Park at Kiroli, the only dog park in the region, playgrounds and cultural activities for the children, and “smoke free zones” surrounding the stages and vending areas hosted by the Tobacco Free Living Campaign of Louisiana. Kiroli Park is the perfect place for an old fashioned picnic, relaxing and listening to some of the best music in the world. This year’s headliners include Needfire Irish Rock Band out of Dallas, The Mickey Finns of New York City, and Legacy Traditional Irish Band of Jackson, MS. There will be a Blues Revue featuring local all-stars and an annual John Lennon Tribute with Kenny Bill Stinson, always a festival favorite, and a bit of Bluegrass and Cajun thrown in for good mix. Also appearing will be James Flanagan from Cork, Ireland and Davey Arwine from Northern Ireland, just a couple of the many visitors from across the pond.” Some of the nation’s top Celtic wares vendors will be on hand, and local chefs will be preparing traditional Celtic foods and regional flavors. Music, art, dance, storytelling, and a special native plant workshop by the state’s leading naturalist will make for a fun-filled day at this year’s Northeast Louisiana Celtic Festival. For more information visit the official Facebook page or www.nelacelticfest.org. Louisiana Road Trips
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Hit the Road
Pensacola Paradise Fiery sunsets, snow-white beaches, downtown historic district & Naval Aviation Museum By Deborah Burst Growing up in a Navy family, I never ventured far from nature’s waters. As a young adult I found the beaches of Pensacola, Florida and have returned to her shores for thirty years. This year my husband and I stayed near the beach but discovered Pensacola’s historic district and the Naval Air Station. We stayed at the Portofino Resort Island, five high-rise beauties with vistas of both the gulf and the Pensacola Bay. Sitting on the 19th floor balcony, we could still hear the roar of the ocean and watch the changing shades of light bounce off the cresting waves. Downtown & Naval Air Station Take a break from the beach and save a day for sightseeing in the downtown historic district. From the Colonial era to the Victorian age, costumed narrators bring to life how early settlers built their homes and raised their families. To complete the historic community, the Old Christ Church stands as the oldest Protestant church in Florida on its original site. Right outside the historic district, resting on the Bay, visit Joe Patti’s Seafood Market. Open since the 1930s, locals and visitors stock their ice chests with every seafood imaginable including frog legs. Deli meats, cheeses and bread are also available. Continue west to the Naval Aviation Station (NAS), home to the Pensacola Lighthouse, National Naval Aviation Museum, Fort Barrancas, and the Barrancas cemetery. The oldest and tallest light station on the Gulf Coast, the Pensacola lighthouse was constructed in 1856-58 and today you can visit the keeper cottage museum and climb the 177 cast iron steps. The lighthouse is said to be haunted and featured on two television shows. The ghostly tales are shared on a full moon tour through the museum and up the tower for a panoramic view of Pensacola Bay bathed in moonlight. Across the highway, the National Naval Aviation Museum is a mammoth display of one-hundred years of naval aviation with vintage aircraft and exhibits of WWII battles including prominent battle ships. Climb into the cockpit of a Blue Angel fighter jet or board two 3D flight simulators with air-to-air combat and stunt flying. Stop and talk to one of the
many museum volunteers, all veterans with real-life adventures. For a real treat, catch the Blue Angels practice air shows on Tuesday and
And for the ultimate, peaceful workout, the Fitness Onboard is a stand up paddleboard designed for all levels where you practice your yoga, palates, and other exercises while floating on the water. It has exercise bands, bow stern handles, a dry storage compartment, cup holder, and even a place for your fishing pole. Planning… In my frequent travels I find a little planning goes a long way. ResortQuest is one of my goto rental companies for beach condos. You can count on excellent service and after-hours key pickup. A call in advance to the Pensacola tourism office is another plus in saving time and maximizing your vacation. They will provide a custom itinerary for foodies, families, seniors, nature lovers, history buffs, military enthusiasts, beach bums, or soft and hard-core adventurers. Ask for the Visit Pensacola tourism guide with maps and attractions by region and the top ten list of free things to do.
Wednesday, and after most Wednesday practices join the pilots in autograph sessions inside the museum. Before you leave the NAS, visit Fort Barrancas, built by the Spanish in 1763 and pitched on a bluff overlooking Pensacola Bay. Nearby, pay tribute to veterans of all branches of the military at the Barrancas cemetery with rolling hills of white headstones standing at attention under blue skies. Working up an appetite… Just steps from the beach, enjoy a hearty breakfast from pancakes to specialty omelets at the Native Café. You’re good to go A New Orleans native now living in the piney woods of Mandeville, Deb frequently visits her hometown for a until lunchtime when the tummy starts po-boy fix. humming, “Fill my belly with the Dog House Deli.” Dine in or take out at the Dog Visit Pensacola tourism, 850-434-1234, House Deli downtown location or on www.visitpensacola.com the island. Choose from 6 and 8 inch ResortQuest by Wyndham Vacation Rentals, all beef dogs or the 6 and 12 inch foot 850-934-0061, 1-877-752-3880 long pork & beef dog, and no charge http://www.wyndhamvacationrentals.com/vacationfor toppings. Try their breakfast with rentals/florida/northwest-florida/index.htm shrimp & grits, breakfast sandwiches and sweet potato pancakes. Tour & history at the Gulf Islands National Seashore Like Louisiana, Pensacola serves site: http://www.nps.gov/guis/index.htm fresh seafood straight from the water Learn more about the Blue Angel practices and to the pot. If you are staying on the autograph sessions: island, Peg Leg Petes is a Pensacola http://www.navalaviationmuseum.org/explore/blueBeach institution. Enjoy a cocktail at angels-practices the marina bar, then upstairs dine on a covered deck or inside with a full Fitness Onboard, Rent them Margaritaville Beach menu of savory seafood. Hotel, Bamboo Willies, and the Fish House. Attractions… Fish or stroll the www.fitnessonboard.com, 850-912-8089 fishing pier, or new to the island is a Native Café serves great breakfast and lunch, huge Ferris wheel called the 360 of www.thenativecafe.com, 850-934-4848 Paradise with sky-high views inside Dog House Deli, www.doghousedeli.com, 850-916-4993 climate controlled gondolas. On the Portofino Boardwalk, restaurants, gift Peg Leg Pete’s with waterfront dining, shops and boat rentals offer sunset www.peglegpetes.com, 850-932-4139 cruises and dolphin cruises.
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From Cows to Courthouses In Texas Hill Country! By Lee Estes
For most of my 87 beautiful and unique county Courthouses. Of Pacific during World War II with an overall years, I have been a bit Texas' 254 courthouses, more than seventy display of events which transpired from of an adventurer. I like were designed Pearl Harbor to Tokyo Bay. Although, a little to go places, see what's by architect J. east of the hill country, the Lyndon Johnson on the other side of the fence, the mountains, Reily Gordon Presidential Library at the University of even the oceans. I'm happy to report having during the late Texas is worth a visit. Another Lyndon opportunity to do just that. How lucky can you 19th and early Johnson related property is the Johnson get? This brings up a question: Just how far 20th centuries. Ranch near Johnson City. During a drive into must one go to reach the other side? It really Of particular the countryside thereabouts I saw isn't very far if you take time to examine your interest in the magnificent Longhorn cattle, another farm surroundings. I still find something to spark my hill country raising interest just going and exploring downtown are the Llamas, Monroe, or getting out and seeing the activity courthouses in and lots of harvest time in northeast Louisiana. It all Giddings (Lee of turkey depends on you. Maybe you dream of climbing County), and Mt. Everest without any hope whatsoever of New Braunfels vultures. In the doing it or you can cultivate an adventurous (Comal spring, spirit to explore your surroundings, wherever County), about they may be, to the very fullest. Lee Co. Courthouse, Giddings, which are the Texas is similar to that of From time to time, in the space allotted to identical in Comal Co. which is limestone second me in Louisiana Road Trips, I write about far off design except rather than brick. Both designed weekend Texas Hill Country Longhorn places I have been able to experience, but they one is made of by J. Reily Gordon. in April, wildflowers dominate the landscape don't take precedent over things closer to home. limestone and with great vistas of bluebonnets and Indian So it is today with a few comments about an the other is brick. Gordon also designed the paintbrush. Some places are covered with area many of you are familiar with, Texas' Hill Arizona State Capital and the Texas pavilion Country, an area north of San Antonio and west at the Chicago World's Columbian oversized cactus plants. of Austin. The major towns are Kerrville, Exposition in 1893. Nearly all of There are plenty of Fredericksburg, and New Braunfels. As a tourist the remaining courthouses places to spend the night in destination, Kerrville is Kerrville, New Braunfels, probably best known. Two Fredericksburg, Llano, Boerne, beautiful and scenic rivers, the and others. Eating places, Guadalupe and Padernales, many specializing in traverse the landscape and traditional German fare, can each is subject to rapid rise and be found everywhere. It can fall triggering flash flooding on also be noted that this is a frightening scale. where "chicken fried steak" is The hill country exhibits a world renowned. pronounced German heritage. Don't take my word for A heritage celebrated with it! Jump in your car and go festivals where sausages, see for yourself. Find a place sauerkraut, kolaches, and beer to sleep, then spend the days are available in abundance. exploring. Take a look at Another feature, something Boerne, Blanco, Gittings, Comal Co. Courthouse, New Braunfels, Texas Grimes Co. Texas Courthouse, Anderson, Texas found all over Texas, are Stonewall, Wimberly, and lots of other places. I must designed by Gordon in recommend a spot for rail fans, the Old Texas are designated Depot in New Braunfels, where one of the National Historic most impressive model train displays is Landmarks. running for your enjoyment. Students of history find Lee Estes, a Kentucky native, migrated to Louisiana in several excellent 1956 with his wife, Lottie. He worked in aviation then properties in the hill with A&LM Railway. He began making photographs in Europe after WWII and ranked among the leading country. In monochrome exhibition photographers in the U.S. during Fredericksburg, the the 80’s. His extensive travels included leading tours Nimitz Museum across the globe. Lee has authored three photo/documentary books and is currently involved with showcases the career of the documentation of The Dixie Overland Highway Chester Nimitz, (US80) in Louisiana, funded by a grant from the Louisiana Endowment for the Humanities. Commander of U.S. Naval Forces in the Louisiana Road Trips
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Artist Bertha Harris at the Revel By Su Stella
Not too long ago we lived very differently, watching black and white television, listening to radio adventure stories, and being tethered to a telephone by a knotted spiral cord. Bertha Cooper Harris is a self taught artist that uses these childhood memories to bring yesteryear to life. Her brightly colored pieces of art are painted on cardboard, canvas, wood and anything else from gourds to fabric. Women in polka dotted dresses with aprons and white head scarves are common images. You can feel their achy backs as the bend in the fields and over washtubs, imagining what life was like for Bertha, growing up on two different plantations and having to do chores. She now shares these images in her work. Special this year and hot off the presses is Bertha’s new book, “The Courage to Rise Again”, a journey from tears to testimonial. Her story comes to life with her paintings. Bertha has suffered many abuses and has chosen to
rise from the pain to become a woman of strength and perseverance, an artistic entrepreneur keeping the past alive. At Shreveport’s Red River Revel Arts Festival, the city’s large art and music festival, Bertha will be selling her art and her new book. Last year she was awarded the “Best Artist” Merit Award here. The festival (www.redriverrevel.com) is from October 6-13 at the festival plaza with
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two stages, crazy good food, and lots of art and hand crafted items. You can keep an eye on my blog at www.SuStella.com to see where she or I will be. It’s time to start visiting the amazing fairs and festivals throughout Louisiana and have fun picking up those unique holiday gifts that are so much cooler than Chinese made products bought at big box stores. Louisiana is art, food, and music so share it. Buying Louisiana and USA made products strengthens our American economy by keeping our dollars here. Visit Bertha on Facebook or at www.berthaharrisfolkart.com. And please patronize all of the businesses mentioned in Louisiana Road Trips!!
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MY FAVORITE FISHING HOLE
By Pro Angler, Joe Joslin
Hints on Staying Afloat Here are a few hints for anglers/boaters just learning to operate a boat in 'less than ideal' conditions. Recently, we had a tournament where north winds were 20+ and when that happens, South Toledo rocks and rolls. We had to head back south for the weigh-in with very large waves so the best thing to do in those situations is to basically "surf" the swells and not get in a hurry. It’s usually necessary to make frequent adjustments on the throttle as you need more power to get on top of a swell and then back off as you come off a big wave. Hot Foot (foot-throttles) make this much easier and safer as you have both hands free for steering. Too much power/speed when you come off a swell can cause you to 'spear' the next wave which can be very scary and often dangerous if you take on too much water. It’s not uncommon to spear a big wave and take on 50-100 gallons of water in a matter of seconds. Water weighs about 8 pounds a
gallon so do the math. Having 400-800 extra pounds in a 20/21 ft bass boat changes a lot of things. For one, your boat loses much of its buoyancy (ability to float) and rides deeper in the water. If you spear a second swell before you have time to bilge out, you could be in danger of sinking. That brings up another very important issue. Always make sure your boat has two bilge pumps to quickly get the water out of your boat, and one for a backup. Bilge pumps are relatively cheap and can save your life. My Skeeter 21 FX has an automatic 1500 gph plus a manual 800 gph. I don’t fish without both of them in working order. Other thoughts on boating safety have to do with the motor size. My experience, and I have owned at least 25-30 boats over the years, is to put very close to the maximum rated horse power. If it’s rated for 250-300 hp, a 150 or 175 is not a good idea. There is the improved performance factor plus in many cases it will even use less fuel. In addition, there's reserve power in case your boat takes on water and you need to climb up on top of a big wave and out of a hole of big swells. It can happen. On this subject, I recall a sobering experience on Sam Rayburn
several years ago. In my opinion, if my rig had been underpowered, I would have capsized. A late winter, fast moving storm found us in massive swells on the main lake and we had taken on a lot of water, making the boat very heavy. The rig felt like someone had filled the bottom of the boat with cement and we were deep in a hole (between two big waves). The 250 Yamaha moaned and groaned but finally got the rig back on top of the surf where I could go parallel with the waves long enough for the bilge pumps to do their work and give us some more buoyancy. If I had been underpowered or the bilge system failed, we would have taken on another wave and capsized. It was February and the water temps were not friendly so the situation was very serious. To recap, I strongly encourage boaters to purchase rigs that are properly powered and by all means, make sure you have the best bilge pumps money can buy. Be safe out there, respect big, open lakes and stay pumped! Joe Joslin is a syndicated outdoor columnist, tournament angler and pro guide on Toledo and Sam Rayburn. Contact him at 337-463-3848, joejoslinoutdoors@yahoo.com, or www.joejoslinoutdoors.com.
Halloween Thrills on the Bayou For the ultimate Halloween experience, be sure to goblin’ up tickets to the 11th Annual Runaway Fright Train each Friday and Saturday October 6-27, 2012 in Jefferson, Texas. The Runaway Fright Train has relocated to downtown Jefferson and will feature “Beware of the Zombies”. There will be zombies among us – you just won’t know where. As you ride through the dark woods, you’ll feel spirits encircling you in the shrouded mist. The zombies will rise from the dead to haunt the living in this Halloween Theater on Wheels for all ages. Tickets are now on sale at www.JeffersonRailway.com for $15 plus tax, with group discounts available. You can also buy tickets at the depot during event hours. Make it a full evening by enjoying the Halloween Festival at the Haunted Historic Depot in Downtown Jefferson – offering something for everyone. The Fun Brothers bring their alligator bounce house to the Halloween Festival on October 13, 20, 27, 2012. Admission is free with the purchase of a Halloween train ride. Other free activities will include mini-maze, mini-haunted house, movies, children’s crafts and games. The event will take place at Historic Jefferson Railway, 400 E. Austin, Jefferson, Texas. Train seating is limited so get your tickets early! However, depending on demand, additional trains may be added so watch the website for updates and for departure times. Louisiana Road Trips
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BEDS & BEIGNETS
By Mary White
Nuttin’ but a Good Time in Colfax Louisiana has had a love affair with the pecan. Not only is there a community in the Vermilion Parish named after the buttery nut called Pecan Island, but also innumerable orchards and stores around the state selling pecan-infused foods including the region’s famed pralines and the classic Southern sweet treat, pecan pie. It’s no wonder since New Orleans, with its location near the mouth of the Mississippi River, became a key redistribution point for the nut to the rest of the U.S. and the world and helped launch the industry. If New Orleans is the pecan’s business partner, then the small town of Colfax in the Grand Parish could be considered its biggest cheerleader. Since 1969, the year of the parish’s Centennial celebration, it has hosted the Louisiana Pecan Festival. The town, with a population less than 2,000, will see an influx of between 60,000 to 75,000 visitors from the area and around the state over the four days of the festival beginning Friday, November 2nd, and ending on Sunday, November 4th. However, it officially kicks off in mid-October at The Queen’s Pageant where the Louisiana Pecan Festival Queen and teen queen are selected; they reign over the Queen’s Ball on the Friday of the event also known as Children’s Day. Saturday opens up with the Grand Parade featuring the festival queen and closes with a spectacular fireworks display. Other activities held throughout the weekend include carnival and trail rides; a 4-wheeling mudfest; musical entertainment showcasing rock, blues and zydeco sounds; costume, pecan-cooking and pie-eating contests; and, arts and crafts
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booths. Visitors to The Country Store will be treated to tasty pecan pies, pralines and hand-crafted goods such as rugs, soaps and jams. More likely than not, a few of the nutritious nuts from The Fairmount Plantation’s (www.BnBFinder.com/Fairmount) orchards located in nearby Red River Valley will make their way into the festival this year. But, pecans aren’t the only offerings from this plantation; there’s a quaint bed and breakfast located there owned by Tom and Judy Vogel. The 2room Creole cottage-style home was built in 1869 using cypress wood taken from the property that was milled in New Orleans and shipped back. Judy’s grandfather bought the property in 1904 and it has remained in the family ever since. Her parents, who moved into the home during the 1930s, added the upstairs floor and enlarged the kitchen. After spending over 30 years living outside Louisiana, Tom and Judy decided to move back to her family home at The Fairmount Plantation in 1997. But, with Tom’s retirement coming up soon, they needed to figure out their long-term plan. His suggestion? Open up a bed and breakfast. The home not only had two spare bedrooms but also was filled with Tom’s passion for cooking. So, they began the journey towards becoming innkeepers. “It was really great coming back,” said Judy. “I heard stories I didn’t even remember.” This homecoming was worth the wait. Mary White is the author of “Running a Bed & Breakfast For Dummies” and an avid B&B goer. She has stayed at bed and breakfasts all over the world and particularly loves the inns of Louisiana. In 1998, Mary founded BnBFinder.com, a top on-line bed and breakfast directory that lists thousands of B&Bs, inns, and boutique hotels worldwide.
by Stacy Thornton
October is finally here! Crisp fall weather is our reward for surviving summer. Pumpkins, bats, and Halloween cats are everywhere. Comfort foods are being served in bowls along with spooky treats. Football and pumpkins always bring a smile to many faces. I hope you enjoy these amazing tastes of the season. BOO!
Country Chicken Gumbo 1/3 cup all purpose flour 3 cups chicken broth 2 cups hot cooked rice 10 oz frozen cut okra thawed 1/2 cup chopped onions 1/3 cup chopped celery 4 cloves garlic minced 1/4 tsp ground black pepper 1/4 tsp ground red pepper 2 bay leaves 2 boneless, skinless chicken breasts, diced Spray medium skillet with non stick cooking spray and heat over medium heat. Add flour and stir until it turns reddish brown. Slowly stir in chicken broth. Add remaining ingredients (except rice) and bring to a boil. Reduce heat and simmer 20 to 30 minutes or until chicken is no longer pink. Remove bay leaves. Serve over rice.
Corn Potato Soup 2 cans creamed potato soup – undiluted 2 cans cream chicken soup - undiluted 1 large jar sliced mushrooms (drained) 2 to 3 chicken breasts 1 small can chopped green chilies
Caramel Crunch 12 cups popped popcorn (about 1/2 cup popping corn *See recipe below) 3 oz chow mein noodles 1 cup dry roasted peanuts 1/2 cup raisins 1 1/2 cups firmly packed brown sugar 3/4 cups butter 3/4 cup light corn syrup 1 tsp cinnamon 1/2 tsp baking soda Combine first 4 ingredients and mix well. Spread on a lightly greased baking pan. Combine sugar, butter, corn syrup, and ground cinnamon in a saucepan and cook over medium heat stirring constantly for about 5 minutes or until mixture boils. Remove from heat and stir in baking soda, making it foam. Pour over popcorn mixture and toss gently to coat. Bake at 250 degrees for about 1 hour. Stir every 15 minutes until done. Remove from oven and immediately pour onto wax paper and break into clumps. Store in airtight container until ready to serve.
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Franko Munch (a Frankowicz family favorite) Mix 1 package candy corn and 1 jar roasted peanuts. Indulge!
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