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Lulu’s Reopens

Lulu’s Reopens

Sunny D Vodka seltzer is going to be the drink of the summer

Written by JAIME LEES

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All of your childhood dreams are coming true. First of all, recreational weed is legal, and the edible options at local weed stores are outstanding. So not only can eating candy get you high, but now drinking Sunny D can get you drunk? What a wonderful world.

Check out this new product at Schnucks. It’s something that you only dared to dream about before: Sunny D Vodka Seltzer.

That’s right, it’s basically a pre-mixed kiddie-flavored screwdriver in a can and it’s definitely going to be the drink of summer. Imagine showing up to a party with a grip of this stuff. Everybody would flip out. Can’t you just see yourself sipping one by the pool? Or drinking one while barbecuing a pork steak in the sun? Or chugging one out of your trunk to pregame in the parking garage before hind scenes,” the restaurateur wrote on Instagram in early March. “We are perfecting our cocktail menu, and fine tuning our recipes. We look forward to nothing more than our doors being back open and to have all you great St. Louisians back in our lives.” heading into a Cards game?

Cans are sold in four-packs and each drink is 4.5 percent alcohol per volume. We bet is tastes like nostalgia and instant regret. Basically, we can’t wait to try some.

Bottoms up, St. Louis. n

Every last thing that comes out of Union Loafers’ kitchen is utter perfection, so it’s no surprise that its chocolate chip cookie is the stuff of greatness. Crisp on the outside and sprinkled with just a touch of salt flakes, it hits that right note of sweet without being overly so.

Comet Coffee

The gold standard of chocolate chip cookies, Comet Coffee’s masterful version has a delightfully crisp exterior that tastes of brown butter, and discs of bittersweet chocolate throughout that somehow remain molten, even after the cookie has cooled.

Pint Size Bakery & Coffee

Christy Augustin grew up eating Nestle Toll House chocolate chip cookies like us mere mortals, but when it came time to put them on the menu at Pint Size Bakery & Coffee, she got serious. The result of her team’s R&D is a delightful chocolate chunk cookie that has that fresh-from-the-oven feel even well after it has cooled.

La Patisserie Chouquette

Simone Faure’s chocolate chip cookies are only available on Saturdays, so, come Sunday, you will be counting down the days until you can head down to La Patisserie Chouquette to get her world-class version.

Winslow’s Table

Things may have changed over the years at Winslow’s Table. But one thing that will never change, is its outrageously delicious chocolate chip cookie that has, for good reason, developed a legion of fans over the years.

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