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LETTER FROM THE EDITOR I have been working with the Eagle since my second term as a freshman at Robert Morris University back in the winter of 2011. I started attending weekly meetings and writing articles on a regular basis. A few months in I was promoted to Editor and then Art Director and finally my current position, Editor-in-Chief. I have held just about every position within the paper and I loved every moment of it. This issue is my last issue as the Editor-in-Chief of the Eagle Newspaper. I will truly miss a lot about working here. I will particularly miss the wonderfully talented people I have had the opportunity to work with on the newspaper. Everyone that has been a regular staff member on the Eagle has brought a unique skill and style to the publication. I highly recommend to RMU students with an interest in writing, design, or marketing to consider join the Eagle team. It has been a great experience teaching me how to work with others and meet tight deadlines, two things that any prospective boss can appreciate. The Eagle also offers scholarship opportunities for students that are committed and a consistent writer or designer. Looking back on my time at
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RMU I regret taking it for granted. I sped through quarter after quarter only looking forward to when I was done. Now I am done and wish I had a little more time in college, specifically because of things like my time at The Eagle or my time working with the RMU performing arts programs, winter guard and theatre. Without the clubs, athletics, and great people college would be mundane to most, so take advantage of the fun and enjoy it. Before I sign off for one last time, I want to use this opportunity to thank professors Paul Gaszak, David Pyle, and Mick McMahon for helping me write and prepare my graduation speech, which I delivered to the RMU class of 2014 on June 7th. If you ever have the pleasure of having these three in the classroom you will be in for a real treat, because they are probably three of the funniest and enthusiastic people I know, and I spend most of my time outside of RMU at the Second City, iO Theatre, and other world famous comedy clubs, so that’s really saying something. For the very last time, I sincerely hope you enjoy this issue of the Eagle and the many more that will be produced after my departure from the publication. Now ending this letter from the editor as I always ended an Eagle meeting: Question? Comments? Concerns? Queries? Conundrums? Okay, get out of here.
Sincerely,
MISSION STATEMENT
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IN THIS ISSUE
Eagle News: Pages 3-5 - Fare Thee Well: The Eagle says goodbye to EditorIn-Chief - Phi Eta Sigma Welcomes Its New Members - RMU's Transition to Ipv6 Arts & Entertainment: Page 6-7 - Pitchfork Music Festival Preview - Summer Album Review: The Antlers and clipping. Sports & Health: Pages 8 - eSports Scholarship Opportunity puts Robert Morris on a Worldwide Stage - Millennium Park Currently Offering Free Fitness Classes
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Perspective: Pages 10-11 - Athletics Over Academics
CONTENT TEAM Blake Whitmore
Editor-in-Chief
Dan Ciaglia Writer Kevin Morales Writer Mason Riley Writer
DESIGN TEAM
Tyson Bosco Art Director Austin Huette Designer Kyle Ashley Illustrator
CONTRIBUTORS Blake Detherage Jessi Bahena Haley Scheina Kyle Ashley
EAGLE ADVISOR Paul Gaszak
pgaszak@robertmorris.edu
ADVISORY BOARD David Pyle Mick McMahon CAMPUS FACULTY David Belotti - Lake County dbelotti@robertmorris.edu
Beth Gainer - Bensenville
bgainer@robertmorris.edu
Nicole Hager - Springfield
- The Chicago Walker
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- Nice Work If You Can Get It
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Fare Thee Well The Eagle Says Goodbye To It's Editor-in Chief
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TYSON BOSCO As this quarter ends, some feel the way they feel after buying, playing, and beating a Call of Duty game. Once the game has been sufficiently beaten, one only has to wait about a week for the publisher to shoot another one out. To others, though, this will be the last one they play. It is with great honor that we say farewell to our Editor-In-Chief, Blake Whitmore, as she has graduated and will be passing the torch. Although it will be sad to see her go, it is not all bad news. With a Bachelor’s of Professional Studies in Organizational Writing as well as a Bachelor’s of Applied Science in Graphic Design, she is leaving the school with quite a bit (Except for the Dean’s list sweatshirt, which is a grand thing to gloat to her about, by the way). She was on the Dean’s list for every other quarter she attended, though, and that is quite an accomplishment in itself. Being the past Art Director of Robert Morris’s Eagle Newspaper, she has made a career that is rather difficult to live up to. As well as her role in the school’s newspaper, she was also Helene Shaw in “Who Am I This Time”, an RMU production, a regular writer/designer of Epic Magazine, and also the student representative speaker at 2014’s Graduation ceremony. On top of that, she also ranked 3rd place in the inaugural Chicago Shorts Film Festival. Needless to say,
Blake has been busy. Besides her involvement in her improv movements at Second City Conservatory, Blake has been very commendable in her efforts in stand up, as well as improv comedy. She has shows going on July 24th, the 31st, as well as August 7th, and the 14th. Besides being one of the best at Second City, she looks to outshine her previous accomplishments. Along with her continuation with Second City, Blake has a few other options available to her. She has had opportunities studying at iO Theater and Annoyance Theater, as well as pursuing her own stand-up comedy. With her degree, she will be pursuing work in screenwriting, creative nonfiction writing, directing, and acting for TV as well as film. Her options are rather endless; we wish her the best on her voyage. As of now, the Eagle is in a bit of a change. With many people changing roles, a few team members stepping down, and all the people in between, switching spots as they see fit; it is evident to say wheels are in motion. There are changes, but changes never necessitate negative reactions. Our Editor-in-chief is moving on to better things, and we as a publication will do our sworn duty to better ourselves as well. E
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RMU’s Transition to IPv6 HALEY SCHEINA
ecently, RMU has been gradually transitioning its systems from the standard network system Internet Protocol 4 (IPv4) to the new IPv6. Every computer or device that is connected to a network has an IP address. With approximately 7 billion people in the world, it is more than likely that a large portion of them have one or more devices that require network connectivity. The amount of addresses
Newly inducted members of Phi Eta Sigma smile for the group photo
Phi Eta Sigma Welcomes its New Members MASON RILEY
n Wednesday, June 11, 2014, family and friends witnessed the induction of the newest members of the national honor society, Phi Eta Sigma. Students earned this distinction by receiving a 3.5 GPA or higher their freshman year at Robert Morris University. Kathleen Suhajda, RMU’s Vice President for Academic Administration, welcomed everyone to the ceremony and introduced guest speaker Larry Nieman, Dean of the School of Administration for RMU. Nieman spoke about the sig-
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nificance of the honorary and how it can create a multitude of opportunities for the inductees at Robert Morris, in graduate school, and in their careers. He also talked about the responsibility the inductees had to continue to lead by example. “You earned this honor by practicing what you preached, and now I ask you to preach what you practice to your fellow classmates… they will look to you as role models.” Following Nieman’s keynote address, Carrie Roath Ernst, RMU’s Director of Education, spoke about the history of Phi Eta Sigma, and its relevance today. She stressed the three main principles the honor society embraces: an unimpeachable character, a well cared-for body, and a well-disciplined mind. Roath
Ernst spoke of the scholastic excellence that was expected of the inductees and asked if they would uphold the principles of Phi Eta Sigma. They replied with a confident and unified “yes.” Row-by-row, the inductees lined up to receive their certificates, posed for a photo with Roath Ernst and sat down as official members of the Phi Eta Sigma National Honor Society. Roath Ernst concluded the ceremony by asking the new members to continue to achieve and strive for success, and to maintain unimpeachable characters, well cared-for bodies, and well-disciplined minds. The inductees stood and received a well-deserved round of applause from the audience as the 2014 members of the Phi Eta Sigma National Honor Society.
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necessary to configure each and every device is astounding. The standard addressing scheme used today IPv4, which is deemed to eventually run out - and in some places in the world, it already has. But numbers are infinite, right? Right, they are. However, IPv4 addresses are made up of only 32 bits, separated into 4 octets, where each octet can only contain a number from 0-255. Back in the 1990s, the Internet Engineering Task Force (IETF) recognized the eventual downfall of IPv4 and decided to create a new and improved addressing scheme, called IPv6. IPv6 ad-
See Transition, page 5
Adrian Cepeda and Lisa Contreras in the server room at the Chicago campus.
Transition, continued from page 4 dresses are 128 bits long, as opposed to 32, are written in hexadecimal (a numeric notation in base 16), are expected to never run out, and provide many network benefits, such as simpler routing and improved security. An example of an address in IPv6 is as follows:
2001:0db8:85a3:0042:1000:8a 2e:0370:7334. However, addresses for IPv4 may look something like this: 192.168.10.4. There is a huge difference. With IPv4’s impending doom, many big corporations and Internet Service Providers have already switched over to IPv6. But how does this effect Robert Morris? RMU’s Vice President for Information Systems Lisa
Contreras, and Director of Network Services Adrian Cepeda, say that the transition to IPv6 is happening slowly, but surely. Although RMU is making an honest effort, there is no rush to shift to IPv6. Contreras explained that, as needed, the networking department has been upgrading their equipment and has been sure to purchase pieces that are IPv6
compatible - including RMU’s new Cisco 2900 Series routers. Since last year, all computers at Robert Morris have been receiving updates from Windows XP to Windows 7, which is compatible with IPv6. However, these computers are not configured with useable IPv6 addresses even though Robert Morris’ Internet Service Provider has been compatible since 2010.
Though there is no “push” for IPv6 in the computer industry yet, Contreras and Cepeda are working together to ensure that Robert Morris has the equipment necessary to make the transition when the time comes. Until then, the networking staff will continue to buy upgraded gear each year to keep Robert Morris’ computer facilities up to date. E
Current Phi Eta Sigma president Angela Livingston
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Summer Album Reviews HALEY SCHEINA
Familiars The Antlers Released: 17 June 2014 Favorite tracks: Parade, Surrender, Intruders
he Antlers are an indie rock trio hailing from Brooklyn, New York, composed of the legendary Peter Silberman, Michael Lerner, and Darby Cicci. Initially gaining in popularity with their 2009 release, Hospice, an extremely iconic album in the indie community, The Antlers are back from a short hiatus since Undersea, released in 2012. Much like their past releases, The Antlers continue their tradition of combining electronic melodies with Peter’s smooth and dreamy vocals. Since Burst
Apart, The Antlers have begun utilizing jazz instrumentation in an effort to let their style grow. On tracks like Intruders and Hotel, the use of different horns and even the saxophone add a stunning and classic depth to seemingly perfect electronic tunes. Despite how impressive this album is, and the clear amount of work put into it, it is not as accessible to new listeners as Hospice or Burst Apart. To truly appreciate this album, it is best to be “familiar” with the group’s past work in order to see the beauty in the band’s evolution.
CLPPNG – clipping. Released: 10 June 2014 Favorite tracks: Get Up, Body and Blood, Taking Off lipping. is an industrial hip-hop trio from Los Angeles, California, composed of Daveed Diggs, Jonathan Snipes, and William Hutson. Each of these musicians has experimented in their own respective genres, ranging from rap to drone music, and they combine their past involvements to make what is now clipping. CLPPNG, as well as their 2013 release, midcity, challenges basic genres and dares to create a completely original listening
experience, offering very fastpaced and brilliant rhymes on top of eerie, noisey instrumentation and samplings. Lyrically, clipping. shows clear influence from gangster rap, which only adds depth to their songs when layered onto pure noise. Tracks like “Body and Blood” and “Dream” vividly display the group’s ability to combine different styles into something refreshing and unique. “Get Up,” a track that, alone, has earned recognition from music fans and critics, is nothing more
than raw, genius raps backed by the beep beep beep of an alarm clock. Not only is the alarm clock an integral part of the music itself, but also provides the tempo Daveed uses to rap to. Song after song, it is clear that clipping. paid close attention to how their album flowed and how each track feeds into one another, providing a steady and exciting storyline that desperately deserves to be listened to in one sitting.
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eSports Scholarship Opportunity puts Robert Morris on a Worldwide Stage DAN CIAGLIA
une 2014 will not only be a historical month for Robert Morris, but for all higher learning institutions around the country and internationally as well. On June 11, news broke around the campuses that Robert Morris University will become the first institution to offer student-athletes a scholarship opportunity for online gaming, commonly referred to as eSports. The scholarship opportunity will be for the Riot Games produced League of Legends, a multiplayer online battle arena where players control a character (called “champions”), per the game’s official website. Associate Athletic Director Kurt Melcher, who will serve as the director of the eSports Program, said that “Robert Morris University has always been at the forefront of providing opportunities for a diverse student population with different interests and skills. League of Legends is a competitive, challenging game which requires significant amount of
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teamwork to be successful.” The addition of eSports to the Robert Morris Athletic Department will open up an opportunity to a demographic that Melcher feels is underserved in the athletic world. In an interview with ABC News, Melcher reiterated that fact pertaining to recruitment of young players, saying “[online gaming] is massive for high school students. They play this [League of Legends] game nonstop.” Support of this statement also comes in the form of the massive amount of inquiries the school has received. In just the first two weeks since the news broke about students being able to earn a scholarship for playing League of Legends, Melcher and the Athletic Department received over 1,500 calls and emails asking for more information. Inquiries came in from all over the country and as far as South America, Europe, and Asia. Although inquiries are coming in by the hundreds every day, only 30 scholarship opportunities will be available beginning in the Fall 2014 quarter. Melcher indicated that there will be 3 10-person teams to compete at a varsity level as well as 1 reserve team. Teams will begin competition in the Collegiate Star League, an intercolle-
giate gaming league for North American universities that already features 103 schools including prestigious institutions like Harvard, George Washington, Arizona State, and California-Berkeley. The varsity gamers will be eligible for scholarships in the amount of up to 50% of tuition and 50% of housing while the reserve players can have up to 25% off tuition and housing. The teams will be determined based on each player’s metrics within the League of Legends game as well as the coach’s discretion. As of late June, Melcher was still in the process of searching for the best possible candidate to coach the teams but is acting efficiently and effectively to find the right person for the job. This past school year has seen quite a few historic accomplishments from several different programs as well as the addition of a new Track & Field team, but it appears all of these historic accomplishments will be taking a back seat to the eSports Program for now. It is a rare occasion that your university has an opportunity to become the first school in the world to offer an opportunity for students, but Melcher and Robert Morris are ready for the limelight. E
Participants enjoy one of the free classes offered on Millennium Park's Great Lawn DAN CIAGLIA he summer months always seem to be a time when people stress about maintaining that perfect beach body. Looking good in your beachwear is definitely a bonus this time of year, but feeling like you are at your best physical condition is where the real importance is, and Chicago's Millennium Park can offer just the remedy for you! Throughout the summer, the beautiful park over on East Randolph Street just north of the Robert Morris Chicago campus will offer classes on Saturday mornings from 7:00 A.M. until 11:00 for anyone that wishes to attend. Every hour, a new type of workout class will begin, starting with Tai Chi at 7:00, Yoga at 8:00, Pilates at 9:00, and Zumba at
10:00. Mid-week yoga classes will also be offered every Wednesday at 7:30. Each of those sessions lasts 45 minutes with 15 minutes in between the next class. The best part about these different classes offered is that it will be entirely free of admission no matter what class you want to attend! Two of the largest issues college students face are a minimal budget and maintaining a workout regimen. There really is no better way to take care of both of these than to attend free fitness classes! The classes will be offered up until September 6 with new instructors for each class every month, so be sure to get your weekends started off the right way and head over to Millennium Park to maintain that summer bod! E
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Athletics Over Academics The Chicago Walker Airing Dirty Laundry
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t has been said that Universities, like many other businesses, are at a constant balancing act. In order to succeed, one has to spend money to make money, as a company has a much higher chance of making money if it spends money for advertisement. This is partially the very idea behind athletic scholarships, but in the end, are they really worth the trouble? Athletic programs are partially a form of advertisement for the school. It allows the school’s name to be more well known as long as the athletes succeed. As an incentive to the athletes to join the school along with being a part of the athletic program, they are given a reduction of the cost of tuition. Therefore, students are no longer going to school for an education; they are going to school because it is free/cheap and it
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allows them to play a sport and put off the responsibilities everyone else has to worry about. Any student athlete will counter arguments against athletic scholarships by stating that through their sports programs, they are learning a great deal about teamwork. One could get the very same amount of teamwork out of opening a box of Legos; does that mean there will soon be scholarships for Lego building? It would be one thing if all student athletes held education in the same regard as the sport they play on, but many do not. There are students that apply to the school with literally no care as to what they will be studying. Clearly that is not all students, but there are also plenty of students that miss assignments/ tests/classes because of their sport. According to the school itself, education should come first. Does education come first? Student athletes are eligible to receive a scholarship as long as they are in a sport. If athletic scholarships are so easy to receive, the same must be for academic scholarships, right? In
order to obtain an academic scholarship, students must have a certain GPA and ACT score… from high school. Basically, unless students join honor societies, they get nothing for their hard work. It would be one thing if these students just had school, but they do not. They work multiple jobs, pay rent, pay transit costs, and sometimes even support families. Financial aid helps in some cases, but for the most part, these students, the ones that are guaranteed to be wanting to be there for their education, are the ones that are scrambling to pay by the end of the quarter. Are these scholarships fair to them? Advertisements are only worth the money if they do what they are meant to do. If the school is so worried about how it is viewed, it should focus on the education. Alumni are the product of the school, not some basketball game. It is only by the actions and accomplishments of Robert Morris University’s graduates that can spell success for the organization. Perhaps they would like an incentive as well. E
n the early hours of the morning, many things plague my mind. It is a mass of a million things that keeps me up, but that is nothing new. However, it is the emptiness of the streets and the lack of human interaction that allows me to point out the one characteristic that fuels our minds the most; we live on human drama. It is not precisely just the fact that our interactions with others cause put the wheels in motion for other interactions later on, it is the consistency of these actions that astonishes me the most. Everyone seems to be so vocal about how much they try to avoid human drama, but do they? By talking about their avoidance of it as well as explaining in utter detail why they dislike drama, they are readily keeping what the drama is about in the open. Sometimes, people are just in denial about it. There is much more to it than just that though. In part, people look for things outside of their own world to discuss and argue about. It allows us to avoid our own lives for a while, as well as it brings people together. In many ways, human drama is the reason for television and film. People an spout on about how it is all about art, but really, how many
people watch Jersey Shore for it’s artistic value. As humans, we are in a constant jealousy of what other people experience and own. It is not a generally loved thought to say that everyone is constantly jealous, but that is more or less what it is. It is rather obvious to say that people want what they cannot have; value is lost to the things we already own. Talking about someone else’s drama is the way to curb jealousy as well as feeling a part of the action. Movies are loved for their ability to relate to those that watch them. It is because of conversations that characters have as well as situations that we all know we have also been through that allows one to feel as though the story is also about them. To some, drama works somewhat like that. Hearing about Bob cheating on Linda and being dumped is a situation many people have also dealt with; by telling others about how terrible of a person Bob is gives a false sense of strength to those that have also been cheated on by their boyfriends. It works as a sense of “You are not alone”, which then is another way to keep people connected. Everyone likes to say that they avoid the human drama that is constantly pouring off people like rain. Much as has been stated before, it is a lie. It is just one of the many lies we tell ourselves to get by. E
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Nice Work If You Can Get It TRICIA LUNT
ny job very well done that has been carried out by a person who is fully dedicated is always a source of inspiration. ~Carlos Ghosn Tis the season for job hunting for graduating seniors looking to find a position in their field of study and while hopes are high, opportunities are rare and salaries low. Recently, one of my students said she was desperate for a job. I recommended that she apply at Target, a good
company with regular vacancies and the potential for advancement. I won’t detail her response, but she was not pleased with my suggestion. One of the many difficulties encountered after graduation is the harsh terrain of the employment landscape. There is an enormous gap between student expectations and job opportunities. I have had, over the years, many interactions with students who are frustrated because they cannot find a good, high-paying job. To which I reply, who can? A former student contacted me to ask for encouragement as he’d been out of college for over a year, with still no hope of landing his “dream job”. My advice: wake up. Among the things that
I don’t believe in are the Tooth Fairy, soul mates, and a dream job. I do believe in good, meaningful work, and that is something that can (and should) be done at every
level. I’ve had difficult jobs that involved unpleasant tasks, but they were still good jobs. Here are the jobs I found in the months after graduating from college in four efficient years: - Cashier at a grocery store - Hostess at a restaurant I hurried back to graduate school. Here are the jobs I found after graduating with my first Master’s degree: - Adjunct English instructor—hooray! This job does not pay the bills. - Waitress at a restaurant Graduate school, one more time! Here are the jobs I worked after graduating with my second Master’s degree: - Adjunct English instructor—hooray! Still did not pay all my bills. - Academic Librarian—hooray! Alas, it was only part-time Bartender, which with the other two part-time jobs added up to enough. The list did not end there. With a college degree (or three) in hand, I worked as a temporary office assistant. When I first moved to Chicago, I served for a caterer, worked beer tents at festivals, and even did “coat check” a time or two. I’ve also
provided ACT tutoring for high school students. Quite often, we all must take what is available until a better opportunity arises. After all, student loans don’t pay themselves; yes, like so many Americans, I am still in the process of paying off my student loan debt. What makes a job good arises primarily from attitude and intention. I distinctly remember a young man grabbing a broom at a small mom-and-pop convenient store, owned and operated at the time by practicing Buddhists. He turned to the owner and said, “I will now go outside and practice the Zen art of sweeping the parking lot.” His boss nodded in approval. How invaluable to learn early on that sweeping the parking lot is a necessary task and can be done beautifully. I’m certainly not the first person to promote hard work. Oftentimes, students allow themselves to be misled. Too often students believe that completing college signals the end of the struggle; ultimately, we all come to know that the struggle is never-ending. They dream of illustrious careers, only to discover the reality: a life filled with work, work that we are all incredibly fortunate to have. Doing a job well will result in a good job, all that remains is to get to work. E
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