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OO! written, illustrated, etc. by Rob McClurkan to see more Monsters visit seerobdraw.com Š2010 Rob McClurkan. All Rights Reserved. Cannot use or reproduce without permission
Magically Delicious Magically Delicious started his career as a cereal mascot. The cereal didn’t do very well. Focus groups said a green and blue hairy monster just wasn’t cute enough to sell cereal to kids. Disgruntled he went into the scare business.
Vince the vampire Vince really isn’t a vampire. He’s a cab driver, but due to his pale appearance and long fangs people often mistake him for the prince of darkness. In the evening Vince volunteers at the local blood bankm but that’s just a coincidence.
Ms. crugly Ms. Crugly has the old house at the top of the hill. The old place that all the kids in town are convinced is haunted. Many a boy in the neighborhood has lost his baseball in there. Once Kevin Slapenski thought he heard the house burb after eating his brand new kick ball. It’s said that a group of kids went into the house to recover some baseballs. They were greeted by Ms. Cugley welcoming them in with warm cookies and ice cold milk. Some of the kids ran out screaming “It’s a trap!!!”. Some, like myself, couldn’t resist and just had to try the cookies. They were the best cookies I had ever tasted. So what if they turned me into a toad.
Larva X Bobby Grogglemyer needed a halloween costume and quick. Running into his fathers labratory he quickly mixed together a concoction that he hoped would grow instant facial hair so he could parade around town as a hobo. Billy didn’t notice that a fly had escaped from one of his fathers beakers. A fly that has been chemically altered using the super secret bug formula Larva X. Dinking the potion the Larva X fused with Billy’s DNA givings him a giant bug head Bobby is usually seen in the evenings buzzing around the neighbors porch lights.
Gary the cyclops Gary used to be known as Gary the peeping tom until someone poked him in the eye.
miss ssshissper Miss Shissper is the school librarian. Sure we have computers but she prefers the card catalogs, micro-phish and the dewy decimal system. Don’t talk too loud, mess up a book or get anything out of order. Rumor has it she’ll eat your brain.
The garlax Not known for their fresh breath. You often find a Garlax ready to pounce you the morning after an Italian dinner when you forgot to brush your teeth the night before. The best way to repell a Garlax . . . Listerine.