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R a i n g r e a t l y r e d u c e d t h e number o f G u i l d s m e n p r e s e n t a t t h i s year's L o r d M a y o r ' s Show. Vhat t h e g a t h e r i n g l a c k e d i n n u m b e r s , i t made up f o r in wit. T h i s was much a p p r e c i a t e d by t h e g e n e r a l p u b l i c , who g a v e e v e r y i n d i c a t i o n o f t h i n k i n g (that the newspapers' r e p o r t of s t u d e n t s ' a c t i v i t i e s o n Guy P a w k e s d a y w e r e g r o s s l y e x a g g e r a t e d . U n f o r t u n a t e l y some i r r e s p o n s i b l e i n d i v i d u a l s c h o s e the p a s s i n g o f the L o r d M a y o r ' s c o a c h as t h e time :o .et o f f a C a t h e r i n e w h e e l — w h i c h was t o o b i g -tn l e i , o f f s a f e l y on t h e 5 t h . The r e s u l t was a sharp f a l l i n tue p u b l i c ' s e s t i m a t i o n of G u i l d s i n p a r t i c u l a r , a n d s t u d e n t s i n g e n e r a l . I t was g r a t i f y i n g t o see from the b e h a v i o u r o f the r e s t 'of t h o s e p r e s e n t t h a t t h e m a j o r i t y o f s t u d e n t s do not approve of such a c t i v i t i e s . With the f i n i s h of the L o r d Mayor's p r o c e s s i o n , G u i l d s s t a g e d a show o f t h e i r o w n — i n t h e o p p o s i t e d i r e c t i o n t o t h a t t a k e n by t h e r i v a l s h o w . But 3o r e f u s e d t o t r a v e l a t s o l o w a s p e e d a s a G u i l d s m a n on f o o t and so a t S t . P a u l s , a f t e r a r e s o u n d i n g B o o m a l a k a , Bo w e n t b a c k t o S. K e n a l o n e . I t i s b e l i e v e d t h a t Thomas C o o k s f e l t r a t h e r insulted G u i l d s r e j e c t e d the k i n d o f f e r o f a f e w s h i e l d j i b e a r i n g the G u i l d s c r e s t , w h i c h had b e e n put out f o r c o l l e c t i o n on the w a l l s o f t h e i r premiae»«t*i ;
*eaxs t h a t Mcrphy Day was going t o become l i t t l e more t h a a t h e c u r r e n t hooliganism o f student rags were d i s p e l l e d by a touch o f o r i g i n a l i t y from G u i l d s . 'Bo' a r r i v e d a t Putney c a r r y i n g unknown o b j e c t s beneath a blue shroud. On a r r i v a l o f about 200 l o y a l Guilcismen the shroud was removed t o r e v e a l •two c o f f i n s , one bearing the i n s c r i p t i o n R.C.S. and t h e iother R.S.M. These were c a r r i e d on the shoulders of none-too - s o b e r l y dressed Guildsmen who l e a d t h e p r o c e s s i o n t o the I.C. boathouse. A debate w i t h t h e gentlemen i n blue as t o whether t h e p r o c e s s i o n should proceed o r not r e s u l t e d i n a d e c i s i o n t o go forward - and c a r r i e d by an overwhelming m a j o r i t y . Meanwhile, E.C.S. had gathered a t t h e boathouse. T h e i r a r r i v a l i n twos and t h r e e s seemed t o i n d i c a t e t h a t they d i d nc n o t t a k e advantage o f t h e very g r e a t l y reduced r a t e s t h a t can be obtained from London Transport f o r very l a r g e p a r t y t r a v e l . B.C.S. welcomed the G u i l d s p r o c e s s i o n w i t h a shower o f f l o u r bag® and e x p l o s i v e s but by sheer weight o f numbers, G u i l d s took "The Corner". Here the c o f f i n s were p l a c e d f o r safe keeping and remained t h e r e d e s p i t e s e v e r a l a t t a c k s by both Mines and B.C.S. The l a c k o f success was due t o l a c k o f numbers w i t h the Miners (who, a f t e r a l l , should be c o n g r a t u l a t e ^ on having some supporters even a f t e r mustering two crews) and f o r want o f the p r e s i d e n t s l e a d f o r t h e E . C . S . A f t e r some a c t i v i t i e s o f a secondary nature on the r i v e r G u i l d s , w i t h due ceremony and Boomalackas, consigned the , c o f f i n s t o t h e r i v e r - and w i t h o u t being molested. Things l i v e n e d up as 'Bo' t r i e d t o depart. One d e s p i c a b l e c h a r a c t e r v i o l a t e d t r a d i t i o n by attempting t o throw something i n 'Bo He was m&de'to r e a l i s e h i s mistake by an i n v o l u n t a r y a s s o c i a t i o n w i t h the r i v e r . On t h e departure o f 'Bo' some made t h e i r way bask t o I.C. but i t was too l a t e i n the day f o r a ' p a r t y ' . A few G u i l d smen d i d ' t r y t o demonstrate a method o f bringing-down t h e c e i l i n g i n R.C.S. but were discouraged by a demonstration o f f i r e h o s e s - w i t h hot and c o l d running water. iThe Say was rounded o f f by a "free" hop i n the iGjn, which was w e l l f i l l e d , but not overcrowded, probably • "because i t was on-published. So w h i l e the Boat Club were enjoying themselves i n s t y l e , t h e i r supporters I ware doing so on a s l i g h t l y lower l e v e l ; a l t o g e t h e r an e x c e l l e n t Morphy Day. [
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ALBERT I r i n c e A l b e r t o f the memorial has come i n f o r a l o t o f a t t e n t i o n t h i s week. We seem t o have developed a f i x e d i d e a t h a t he i s not p r o p e r l y dressed f o r v a r i o u s occasions. On Tuesday, the Rag Comaittee went and ensured t h a t he w i l l f e e l no i l l e f f e c t s o f the smog t h a t was t h r e a t e n i n g by p u t t i n g a l a r g e — s i z e d smog-mask on him. T h i s promptly disappeared w i t h the f o g . Another group has been measuring him f o r a spaces u i t i n the past week. I t i s r e p o r t e d t h a t t h i s i s connected w i t h the r o c k e t craze t h a t seems t o be sweeping 1.0. a t present.
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I imagine that the f i r s t r e a c t i o n of most people, seeing the appeals f o r p a i n t i n g s by members of the c o l l e g e f o r an e x h i b i t i o n , was to suppose t h a t the -whole t h i n g would be a complete f l o p . That was^how I f e l t , but I am happy t o be able to w r i t e that a preview of the e x h i b i t i o n 'lias converted me t o such an extent that I s h a l l rush t o the shop tomorrow and buy a palette.-
T h i s year as s e c r e t a r y of the U n i v e r s i t y Rugby Club and v i c e p r e s i d e n t of the R.S.M. Derek Hughes i s coning t o the end of a most c o l o u r f u l u n i v e r s i t y l i f e . Derek comes from Lytham near B l a c k p o o l and was educated a t King Edward V I I School where he d i s t i n g u i s h e d h i m s e l f both i n the scrum and i n the 3wimming bath. The Admiralty then e n t e r t a i n e d hirru f o r the next three .years where he spent most of h i s time f l a y i n g , rugby aSfe : gramophone records. He came to I.C. i n 1949 i n the i n t e r year w i t h the idea of t a k i n g up physics.but at the end of two years he reconsidered h i s ideas. The R.C.S.'s l o s s ^ was the R.S.M. 's g a i n , f o r he decided that he. was more s u i t e d t o the h u r l y b u r l y l i f e of a mining engineer than that of a p h y s i c i s t , needless t o say a d e c i s i o n about which he has no r e g r e t s . H i s i n t e r e s t i n the pure sciences i s by no means dead; indeed h i s enthusiasm f o r assaying i s remarkable. Nowadays a wealth of other a c t i v i t i e s have f o r c e d him t o choose the l e c t u r e s he attends w i t h care, but when he i s present he i s so engrossed t h a t he i s seldom seen t o s t i r f o r the space of an hour. H i s main i n t e r e s t at c o l l e g e i s s t i l l rugby, i n h i s f i r s t year at I.C. he played f o r the U.L. 1st XV; the f o l l o w i n g year he was dropped but now he i s back p l a y i n g for h i s t h i r d year i n the U n i v e r s i t y s i d e . H i s popul a r i t y i s always high on a rugger tour f o r during h i s stay at c o l l e g e he has acquired an u n l i m i t e d r e p e t o i r e of songs and Jokes. Three years of h o s t e l l i f e l e f t him w i t h a r e p u t a t i o n a t c a r n i v a l s of always being able t o produce a r e a l l y s t i m u l a t i n g c o c k t a i l f o r h i s f r i e n d s , although he p r e f e r s a pint of b i t t e r . At I.C. he i s a member of C o u n c i l He has a l s o helped run and has sat on many committees. the s a i l i r y , f i l m and j a z z c l u b s . During the l a s t few years he has turned h i s hand t o a •variety of other jobs. As a p a i n t e r , bath attendant, cellarman and of course miner he has shown v e r s a t i l i t y , le has t r a v e l l e d over much of I r a n c * , H o l l a n d and Sweden and i n c i d e n t s during his v i s i t to Norway made headlines i n the D a i l y Telegraph. His recent v i s i t t o Canada and the S t a t e s this summer caused a number of Canadians t o review their ideas of the B r i t i s h . He has decided views on r e l i g i o n and i s not at a l l h e s i t a n t i n a i r i n g them i n any company. H i s t a s t e i n music i s r a t h e r wider than most he c o l l e c t s records of serious music and a l s o enjoys j a z z . When asked f o r any f u r t h e r t a s t e s , he d e c l i n e d , f i n d i n g hims e l f r a t h e r embarrassed by the whole a f f a i r . Among h i s present ambitions are t o s a i l round the world, p l a y g o l f and breed dogs. We s h a l l watch h i s future with interest. A
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We a r e i n r a d i o c o m m u n i c a t i o n w-itj. t i ; e p a r t y and a t the moment t h e y a r e e x p l o i t i n g l a r g e de p o s i t s o f 'a s o f t g r e e n m i n e r a l w i t n an o d o u r r e m i n i s c e n t of vgonzola. At p r e s e n t t n e moon i s f u l l b u t a s t h e nev. moon a p p r o a c h e s o u r b r a v e e x p l o r e r s w i l l h a v e t o be r e s c u e d o r t h e y w i l l no d o u b t . s l i d e o f f t h e c r e s c e n t and be l e f t s u s p e n d ed i n ' s p a c e . I t .nay be o f i n t e r e s t t o some r a a n e r s t o l e a r n t h a t a f e w member.-- o f ..he p a r t y took t h e i r g i r l - f r i e n d s hoping to take advantage o f t h e f a c t t h a t on t h e moon t h e n i g h t s a r e t w e n t y - e i f - h t d a y s Ion';-..
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One hears a l o t about the r e c r e a t i o n a l p r o p e r t i e s of p a i n t i n g , and how C h u r c h i l l and many other c e l e b r i t i e s •turn to i t . The same e f f e c t i s found i n I m p e r i a l College , f o r t h i s e x h i b i t i o n i n c l u d e s work by the Rector, hjj Mr. McDowall (General Studies Organiser), Mr. Tombs (who works very liard t o make the M u s i c a l Society a success), and s e v e r a l p r o f e s s o r s . The p i c t u r e s are i n the I.C.W.A. lounge and Committee Room B, and one f e e l s that a l i t t l e more space would do them no harm. Most of the works shown could have been executed before 1900, but a few, notably by Rex Dadd, are much more daring. Dr. H. Vfilman of Chem. Tech. has produced some f i n e s t u d i e s of flowers and C.C. M i l l s .. . shows a good etching" of-Bruges, but i f I was to award p r i s e s I should g i v e them t o e x h i b i t s 18, 39 and 41.
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The wlorphy D a y r a g t h i s y e a r p r o v e d t o b e a disappointment. Large crowds i n h i g h s p i r i t s used t o be t h e r u l e , a n d a n a t m o s p h e r e o f l i g h t h e a r t e d r i v a l r y p r e v a i l e d on t h o s e o c c a s i o n s . What h a p p e n e d l a s t W e d n e s d a y was a c o m p l e t e f l o p i n t h e way o f r a g s . The G u i l d s t u r n e d u p w i t h B o , t h e S p a n n e r , a n d a b r i g h t i d e a i n t h e ^way o f coffins. T h e K i n e s , r e d u c e d t h e s e day|s i n t o t a l n u m b e r , w e r e p l a y i n g a r u g g e r game a n d a h o c k e y game ( s o w e r e t h e G u i l d s , b u t t w o t e a m s o u t o f 1 5 0 a n d tw o t e a m s o u t o f 800 o u g h t n o t t o be c o n s i d e r e d o n t h e same b a s i s . ) The R.C.S., we f e e l , a r e p r i n c i p a l l y t o b l a m e for t h i s f a i l u r e . Two y e a r s ago t h e y d e c i d e d t o b o y c o t t M o r p h y Day r a g s . L a s t year they marched a c r o s s P u t n e y B r i d g e and t o the Boat-house i n t r a d i t i o n a l manner. T h i s y e a r they numbered r o u g h l y two t h i r d s o f t h e G u i l d s c r o w d , w e r e i n a group, and c o u l d have had a l o t o f f u n had they any s p i r i t . B u t l a c k o f i n i t i a t i v e and, even more, o f l e a d e r s n i p , p r e v e n t e d a n y t h i n g b e t t e r than a h a l f - h e a r t e d barrage o f tomatoes coming out. h e R.C.S. s h o u l d make u p i t s m i n d . Either they should e n t i r e l y r e f r a i n from t a k i n g pant i n t h e p r o c e e d i n g s , a l l o w i n g t h e i r m e m b e r s t o do n o t h i n g beyond c h e e r i n g and c h a i r i n g t h e i r crews. Or t h e y may f u l l y b a c k t h e r a g - s p i r i t e d members. H a l f - h e a r t e d a c t i v i t y i s worse than no a c t i v i t y i n these matters. T
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You have t o l o o k p r e t t y c l o s e l y b e f o r e you r e a l i s e t h a t t h e r e ' s a pun i n t h a t word. Perhaps I s h o u l d e x p l a i n t h a t i t ' s g o i n g t o be the name o f t h e new u n i v e r s i t y newspaper. Can you see i t now? W e l l , n e v e r mind At l o n g l a s t the U.L.U. has r e g a i n e d enough courage to l a u n c h y e t a n o t h e r weekly newspaper. Two d i s m a l f a i l u r e s take a l o n ^ time b e f o r e they a r e f o r g o t t e n . The p o i n t i s , t h i s time i t i s a l l DIFFERENT. I t i s a more a m b i t i o u s u n d e r t a k i n g than the l a s t two were, and l i k e a l a r g e t a c k l e i n Rugby, hopes t o a c h i e v e s u c c e s s by b u l l dozing. W e l l begun i s h a l f won, and t h e y a r e g o i n g t o go a l l out r i g h t from the b e g i n n i n g . Very w e l l , you s a y , what about i t ? T h e r e , as Hamlet s a i d , i s the r u b . It requires considerable organisation. I t needs people i n a l l C o l l e g e s and people from a l l C o l l e g e s . I.C. b e i n g one o f the B i g Four i s e x p e c t e d t o .come f o r w a r d w i t h I f you l i k e t o h e l p from h e r e , h e l p help i n a l l f i e l d s . to s e l l i t , o r w r i t e about I.C. a c t i v i t i e s i n i t , o r send s p o r t s r e s u l t s on t o them. Or i f you want t o h e l p 'over t h e r e ' (U.L.D., t h a t i s ) , t h e y need s u b - e d i t o r s , a r t i s t s , p h o t o g r a p h e r s , and j u s t h e l p i n g hands. I t s h o u l d n ' t take much o f your time i f you a r e good a t p a r c e l i n g i t and even i f you a r e n o t , you can l e a v e when you want t o . "The Sennet" w i l l s t a r t p u b l i s h i n g next term - January E n q u i r i e s o r o f f e r s o f h e l p s h o u l d be sent i n as soon as p o s s i b l e e i t h e r t o the E d i t o r , F i i L I X , o r t o t h e Hon. Sec. I.C. U n i o n . 5S* An Anthology o f poetry taken from c o l l e g e magazines and newspapers o f London U n i v e r s i t y w i l l be p u b l i s h e d i n January under .the t i t l e o f 'Thames'. Only a l i m i t e d number o f copies are' a v a i l a b l e , and can be obtained through "PHOENIX". 'Thames' i s e s s e n t i a l l y a new venture, and i f t h e f i r s t i s s u e r e c e i v e s encouraging support the magazine w i l l appear a t r e g u l a r i n t e r v a l s . The p r i c e o f the magazine w i l l be one s h i l l i n g . I f you |. a r e i n t e r e s t e d w i l l you p l e a s e send your name and department t o "HKEMIX", and a copy w i l l be reserved i n your name. TWO NEW SOCIAL CLUBS
Good news for those that l i k e more social a c t i v i t i e s. " There i s a new Social Club that has come into being last fortnight and another one w i l l probably be formed i n the W h i l e we a r e a b o u t i t , i t m i g h t b e a s w e l l t o next few days. The Social Clubs require a minimum of r e m i n d M i n e r s how i m p o r t a n t i t i s t h a t t h e y b a c k 20 members for each new club and bothhave f u l f i l l e d this t h e i r c o l l e g e on every p o s s i b l e o c c a s i o n . Their condition. s m a l l number makes i t i m p e r a t i v e t h a t t h e y do. The B i l l i a r d s Club was i n embryonic form at the end of last session and has now been f u l l y organised. It HOPALONG F E L I X IS FOUR has an »"""»' subscription or 5/-, and w i l l operate throughout the year i n the Staff Common Room, Beit BuildI t i s a h a r d t h i n g t o have a r e p u t a t i o n t o m a i n t a i n . ing. Ladders for b i l l i a r d s and snooker w i l l be hung up T h e F E L I X B i r t h d a y Dance o v e r t h e l a s t two y e a r s has there, to be operated i n the normal fashion. b u i l t up one o f such a h i g h o r d e r t h a t , when f a c e d w i t h Olnb Officers: o r g a n i s i n g i t a g a i n t h i s y e a r , we f e l t q u i t e n e r v o u s . Captain: Dr. R. T. Severn A n o t h e r t r o u b l e w i t h memorable o c c a s i o n s i s tb* f a c t t h a t Hon. Sec: V. Barnes (Room 97, I.C. Hostel) nobody remembers what went on l a s t y e a r . A f t e r c o n s i d e r * ! Committee Members: Dr. L. T. Owen s t r a i n on b r a i n s and memories the F E L I X Board has a t l a s t got somethin g which we t h i n k w i l l be q u i t e as a a B e i n g and M. Abbott i n t e r e s t i n g an a f f a i r as l a s t y e a r ' s . (We c a n ' t count on B. P. Hitchen the f o g coming down a g a i n , o f c o u r s e , but we're h o p i n g . ) UNESCO sponsor a chain of Clubs called International Hot® t h a d a t a - December 5 t h , and keep your eyes open f o r Relations Clubs, are for the very general purpose of the s a l e o i t i c k e t s , a s they a r e l i a b l e t o d i s a p p e a r beforej developing and increasing mutual understanding amongst One i n d i s c r e e t h i n t you can say ' F e l i x Dance' backwards. different peoples; i n most cases, they also help prosi f t h e c r a c k p o e t s o f I.C. c a l l f o r t i c k e t s , t h e y w i l l hearf pective travellers by way of first-hand information on something TO THEIR ADVANTAGE. various countries. This aspect should especially appeal CHRISTMAS COMPETITION to members of I.C. who go a l l over the world i n pursuit of pleasure and profession. The l i s t on the general l e a d e r s a r e i n v i t e d t o submit a menu f o r the most Internal notice-board already exceeds 20, but many more, p e r f e c t d i n n e r t h e y t h i n k anyone can have. Wines t o accom- especially from this country, would want to join the Club pany each c o u r s e may o r may not be i n c l u d e d . R e s u l t s to be and make i t a success. This Club would probably be announced i n our C h r i s t m a s number coming out on Dec . 1 1 t h started from Dec. 2, when the Social Clubs Cccmittee meets. so e n t r i e s s h o u l d be handed i n t h i s week. No p r i z e s , a s u s u a l , e x c e p t honour. I m p e r i a l College C h r i s t i a n Union, i n co-operaREGIONAL LAPSE t i o n with the U n i v e r s i t y C h r i s t i a n Union, r a n a I t has been p o i n t e d out t h a t M a l a y a and Sxam were M i s s i o n i n I . C . d u r i n g t h e week 1 5 t h - 2 2 n d Nov. o m i t t e d from o u r l i s t o f c o u n t r i e s r e p r e s e n t e d a t I.C., T h e g r e a t t h i n g a b o u t t n i s a c t i v i t y seemed t o me t o b e t h e e x t r e m e l y p r a c t i c a l way i n whiah p u b l i s h e d l a s t week. ____„. — — — — t h i n g s w e r e o r g a n i s e d . To t a k e j u s t one i n s t a KECOND-HAKD BOOK WEEK n c e , p u b l i c i t y . I t i s h a r d i n 1.3. t o g e t t h e student body as a whole i n t e r e s t e d i n a n y t h i n g Have you any textbooks which you wish t o s e l l ? but t h e most f r i v o l o u s o f p l a n s . 3 u t ICCU's neat, I f so, sand your name and department, the name o f the t e x t t a s t e f u l a n d q u i e t p l a c a r d s , d i s p l a y e d at s t r a t e boqfcand t h e p r i c e you a r e asking i n t o 'FELIX' by next g i c p o i n t s t h r o u g n o u t t h e C o l l e g e d i d t h i s with mSay. A c l a s s i f i e d l i s t o f second-hand books w i l l appear the minimum o f f u s s . ii> t h e Christmas i s s u e o f F e l i x . The p r i c e o f each i n s e r t L e c t u r e s were a r r a n g e d w i t h an eye t o t h e w i l l be I d . whioh should accompany your l e t t e r . students' t i m e r e s t r i c t i o n s , and more i m p o r t a n t , t h e y s t u c k t o t h o s e s c h e d u l e s . ' S a n d w i c h e s on s a l e ' d u r i n g t h e l u n c h t i m e l e c t u r e s was a l s o w e l l received. C o n t r i b u t i o n time f o r a l l p r o s p e c t i v e w r i t e r s : What t h e M i s s i o n a c h i e v e d d u r i n g i t s c o u r s e i s by whioh I mean p r o s e , p o e t r y , c a r t o o n s , q u i p s , n a r d t o s a y , a n d i n d e e d t h e e f f e c t s w i l l n o t be and what have y o u . s e e n i m m e d i a t e l y . I t i s a f a c t , h o w e v e r , t h a t tke The combined C h r i s t m a s - B i r t h d a y i s s u e o f FELIX R e s i d e n t M i s s i o n e r , M r . M e t c a l f e C o l l i e r , made a oomes out on D e o . 1 1 , and l i g h t h e a r t e d c o n t r i b u t i o n s deep i m p r e s s i o n on a l l i h a t he met d u r i n g t n e a r e i n v i t e d . I f we get enough m a t e r i a l , we propose week.Was i t Sy i m p r e s s i o n , o r was i t j u s t a n o t h e r to p u b l i s h an 8-page FELIX a t the same p r i c e . case o f s t u d e n t r e t i c e n c e , t h a t t h e r e were v e r y PHOENIX, s p r i n g t e r m , needs c o n t r i b u t i o n s f e w q u e s t i o n s a s k e d o f t h e s p e a k e r s ? Where t h e r e t o o . These s h o u l d be handed i n by D e c . 4th a t a r e n o e u e s t i o n a f t e r a m e e t i n g , i t i s h a r d t o esthe l a t e s t . t i m a t e the e x t e n t t o w h i c n t h e l e c t u r e has 'sunk i n ' . The o n l y way t o f i n d o/fit now w i l l be t o w a t c n t h s s t u d e n t body f o r some t i m e , and I hope t h e ( I C C U . w i l l n o t be d i s a p p o i n t e d * i t h the r e s u l t s .
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Dear S i r , I r e s p e c t f u l l y suggest that the issue of tne proposed changes i n the U n i o n bye-laws Dear S i r , was d e c i d e d u p o n r a t h e r h a s t i l y a t t h e r e c e n t I f e e l I cannot l e t Samuel Peep's " V i e w p o i n t " U n i o n Ceneral Meeting.Somewhat s c a n t y evidence i n your i s s u e of November l > t h p a s s w i t h o u t comment. was o f f e r e d i n f a v o u r o f t h e p r o p o s e d c h a n g e Samuel Peep's c o m p l a i n s t h a t I.C, was once a g a i n a n d I s u b m i t tha'. some r e d n e r r i n g s s u c c e s s f u l s p l i t i n t o two groups on the s u b j e c t of November 5 t h . l y c r e a t e d s u s p i c i o n and swayed t h e U n i o n a g a K r . Feeps even goes as f a r as t o t r y and f i n d someone i n s t sucn a change. t o blame f o r t h i s s t a t e of a f f a i r s . The p r o p o s e d c h a n g e was t o p e r m i t members I f e e l t h a t i t i s h i g h time t h a t Mr. Peeps and o f t h e I . C . U n i o n E x e c u t i v e C o m m i t t e e , who are a l s o c e r t a i n members of the Bag Committee r e a l i s e d s t i l l at C o l l e g e i n t h e y e a r f o l l o w i n g t h a t i n t h a t I.C. i s a l a r g e c o l l e g e and t h a t not everyone i n i t w h i c h t h e y h e l d o f f i c e , t o be f u l l m e m b e r s o f has the same v i e w s , i d e a s o r t a s t e s ; and t h a t i t i s o n l y C o u n c i l i f they have not been e l e c t e d a l r e a d y . n a t u r a l t h a t some p e o p l e w i l l want t o have a r a g and some F o r . t h e b e n e f i t o f t h o s e who seem t o be u n a w a r e w i l l want to go to H a r l i n g t o n . of the c o m p o s i t i o n of the E x e c u t i v e Committee, I remember, l a s t y e a r , members of the r a g committee i t c o m p r i s e s t h e P r e s i d e n t and S e c r e t a r y of g e t t i n g up at' the Union M e e t i n g when the a r r a n g e m e n t s I.C.U., and t h e P r e s i d e n t s of the t h r e e C o l l e g e f o r November 5 t h were b e i n g d i s c u s s e d and s a y i n g t h a t t h e r e would be no s u p p o r t f o r a hop a t H a r l i n g t o n . Unions, f i v e i n a l l . During t h e i r year of o f f i c e I was not a b l e t o a t t e n d the Union M e e t i n g t h i s y e a r t h e y amass a w e a l t h o f i n f o r m a t i o n and, o f t e n , but I u n d e r s t a n d a s i m i l a r o p i n i o n was e x p r e s s e d . I i n f l u e n c e , and ha ve a l w a y s s i n c e r e l y d e v o t e d went t o the Hop a t H a r l i n g t o n l a s t year and a g a i n t h i s t n e i r k n o w l e d g e , and p o w e r s u c h as i t i s , t o y e a r and thought i t v e r y e n j o y a b l e ; and j u d g i n g by the wa r d s t h e w e l f a r e o f t h e s t u d e n t b o d y . T h e p r o number of p e o p l e who went, a f a i r l y l a r g e p r o p o r t i o n of p o s e d c h a n g e m e a n s t h a t t h e s e f i v e may continue the Union thought so t o o . to serve the Union, i f they wish, a f t e r they I n view of t h e s e f a c t s I hope t h a t i n f u t u r e members have r e l i n q u i s h e d o f f i c e . of the u n i o n w i l l be a l i t t l e more c a r e f u l b e f o r e g e t t i n g O p p o s i t i o n t o t h i s c h a n g e was i n my opinion up a t u n i o n m e e t i n g s o r w r i t i n g t o FELIX and c l a i m i n g t o o f f e r e d on f a l l a c i o u s g r o u n d s , as I s h a l l s e e k r e p r e s e n t the o p i n i o n of the C o l l e g e . t o s h o w . I t was s u g g e s t e d t h a t a n y o f t h e s e Yours f a i t h f u l l y , f i v e p e r s o n s who a r e n o t e l e c t e d t o C o u n c i l b y D.J. P a i n jlthe e x i s t i n g m a c h i n e r y a r e r e j e c t e d by t h e i r e l e c t o r a t e a s u n s u i t a b l e . T h i s I b e l i e v e t o be Dear S i r , nonsense} e l e c t i o n s f o r most o f f i c e s i n the U n i o n I t has become obvious t h a t the I.C.U. C o u n c i l i s now completely out of touch w i t h the f e e l i n g among the rank and a r e c o n t e s t e d o n e s , and m e r e l y b e c a u s e the. e l e c f i l e of the C o l l e g e . torate chooses i n s t e a d of I t has t h e r e f o r e been decided by the L i t e r a r y and t o r a t e c h o o s e s B i n s t e a d o f A t h e y do n o t q u e s Debating S o c i e t y t o h o l d a s e r i e s of lunch-time debates t i o n A's i n t e g r i t y o r s u i t a b i l i t y , t h e y e x p r e s s t o a i r matters -which are of i n t e r e s t t o a l l members of •Ja p r e f e r e n c e . F u r t h e r , P r e s i d e n t s a n d S e c r e t a r i e s the Union. of U n i o n s are not u s u a l l y p r e p a r e d t o stand f o r The motion f o r 10th December i s "that t h i s House ,a s e c o n d t e r m o f o f f i c e , I t b e i n g a c a s e o f o n c e deplores the a t t i t u d e of I.C.U. C o u n c i l towards Rags • b i t t e n t w i c e shy, not t h a t t h e i r e l e c t o r a t e r e e s p e c i a l l y those on November 5 t h . " The P r e s i d e n t of the jects them.Finally, to c l i n c h t h i s matter, regard Union has been i n v i t e d t o Oppose t h i s motion. t h e f a c t s . Of t h e f i f t e e n e x e c u t i v e s o f t h e l a s t We s i n c e r e l y hope t h a t a l a r g e and r e p r e s e n t a t i v e t i i r e e y e a r s , o n l y two h a v e 'not b e e n n o m i n a t e d f o r body of students w i l l attend t o l e t C o u n c i l know t h e i r s u c c e e d i n g C o u n c i l s , and t h e n f o r good r e a s o n s views on t h i s subject. b u t t h e y h a v e n o t a l l b e e n e l e c t e d , and t h i s c h Yours t r u l y , ange i s d e s i g n e d t o o b v i a t e t h i s . E.J. J u s t ( P r e s i d e n t ) S. Ruhemann ( V i c e P r e s i d e n t ) A s e c o n d c h a r g e w h i c h was made a g a i n s t t h e N.F.E. Blackmore (Hon.Jun.Ires.) c h a n g e was t h a t p e r s o n s who w e r e n o t e l e c t e d t o D. A. Langley(Hon.Sec.) C o u n c i l c o u l d n o t be r e p r e s e n t i n g t h e i r e l e c t o B.H. Wyatt r a t e . A g a i n n o n s e n s e , f o r many d e c i s i o n s h a v e t o be made w i t h o u t C o u n c i l m e m b e r s h a v i n g the Dear S i r , chance t o c o n s u l t the body w h i c h tiuey r e p r e s e n t , So b r i e f was the mention of the Commemoration b a l l ma n y w h i c h a r e f a r t o o c o m p l e x t o o f f e r f o r t h e i n your previous i s s u e t h a t I am urged t o enter your c o r r e s c o n s i d e r a t i o n of t h e i r e l e c t o r a t e — a Government pondence. T h i s , the major s o c i a l event of the I m p e r i a l does n o t c o n s u l t the e l e c t o r a t e b e f o r e i t r e d u c e s College year i s , I t h i n k , an occassion when we should become t h e b u t t e r r a t i o n ! H e n c e I s e e .10 r e a s o n t o a r eminent members of s o c i e t y a b l e t o demand, and get, the best. gue t h a t t h e s e s p e c i a l members o f C o u n c i l w o u l d For most of us, w i t h a students t r a d i t i o n a l f i n a n c i a l , resources be s u p e r f l u o s o r u n d e s i r a b l e . A t t h e m o s t t h e a d such occassions come seldom enough. d i t o n s w o u l d be f i v e i n n u m b e r , m o r e t h a n t h r e e I would l i k e t o put the question t h e r e f o r e , was the w o u l d be r a r e , b u t a t w o r s t C o u n c i l c a n outvote uninformed phalanx t h a t seemed t o look upon any d e v i a t i o n from the immediate v i c i n i t y of the dance-floor as a t h r e a t t i i e m b y 23 t o 5 — I p r e s u m e t h i s w o u l d be when t o the s a f e t y of the b u i l d i n g , q u i t e i n keeping w i t h the a l l t h e h o n o u r a b l e members w e r e r e p r e s e n t i n g d i g n i t y of the occassion? And was i t necessary f o r the t h e i r e l e c t o r a t e , a n d t h e f i v e r e b e l s w e r e up t o s t a f f t o push c r a t e s of empty b o t t l e s between the t a b l e s an some ' . r i c k e r y o f t h e i r o w n l l n r e t u r n f o r t h i s hour before the b a l l ended, i n an apparent attempt t o c l e a n up C o u n c i l w o u l d h a v e t h e b e n e f i t o f a t l e a s t one around us before we l e f t ? y e a r s guaranteed e x p e r i e n c e of U n i o n a f f a i r s , That these i n c i d e n t s , which I f e e l shouldn't have happena sum t o t a l o f w h i c h c o u l d n o t b e p a s s e d on t o ed, were r e l a t i v e l y i n s i g n i f i c a n t was I t h i n k due t o the any r e p r e s e n t a . i v e h o w e v e r p h o t o g r a p h i c h i s s p i r i t of a l l those present and t o Ccraldo who entered i n t o memory. t h a t s p i r i t as w e l l . I'm sure t h a t everyone who went w i l l look back on t h i s F i n a l l y , S i r , may I a d d t h a t I d i d n o t p r e year's Commemoration b a l l as a great s o c i a l success, and as sent these v i e w s at the U n i o n meeting, because an event t o which they must go again next year. Personally I was n o t p r e p a r e d f o r Ihe U n i o n t o r e j e c t a r e I would l i k e t o see the b a l l r e t u r n t o Grosvenor House. oomnendation of i t s J o i n t C o u n c i l . I c o n s i d e r A l t e r n a t i v e l y perhaps C o u n c i l can inform the management the q u e s t i o n of such i m p o r t t h a t I p r e f e r r e d to of the R o y a l F e s t i v a l H a l l of what i t should a l r e a d y know: write this considered opinion rather than hurrt h a t I.C. men, p r a c t i c e d i n the a r t of Nov. 5th rags are i e d l y g a t h e r a few t n o u g h t s i n t h e s e c o n d s a v a i not long t o be d e t e r r e d by b a r r i e r s on the s t a i r s or l o c k e d l a b l e f o r d e b a t e . I propose t o ask the P r e s i d e n t doors l e a d i n g t o the r i v e r s i d e gardens. i f he w i l l s u b m i t t h e same m o t i o n a t t h e n e x t lours f a i t h f u l l y , UGM w.ien I h o p e t h a t i n t h e l i g f l t o f f a c t s t h e D. V. F i n c h , 2 Ac. Union w i l l reverse i t s l a s t nasty decision. , f* Yours s i n c e r e l y , Dear S i r , t I t i s d e c l o r a b l e t h a t , i n a c o l l e g e renouned f o r i t s i 7 . P . G o s s , P.G. ! i . 3 . "Science and Technology", there should e x i s t such an i n e f f i c i e n t p i e c e of apparatus as the r a d i o set i n the Old Vampire House, Lounge. Werewolf Road, People who have ever t r i e d t o use i t w i l l appreciat e Dear S i r , Tombstone. immediately what i s i m p l i e d i n the word " i n e f f i c i e n t " and I n r e p l y t o your advertisement i n the l a s t i s s u e I am sure t h a t students who have borne -its t e r r i b l e of F e l i x may I o f f e r my s e r v i c e s as o f f i c i a l blood r e c e p t i o n as background n o i s e t o t h e i r newspaper reading c o l l e c t o r t o I m p e r i a l College? I have had a wide and w i l l a l s o welcome improvement i n t h i s d i r e c t i o n . v a r i e d experience.of" C f t l l s e t i n g blood, and I can honestly say t h a t I have never had any coraplaihts froH.My. c l i e n t s ; Here, s u r e l y , i s a p r a c t i c a l challenge t o the r a d i o the only complaints have come from t h e i r n e x t - o f - k i n . e n t h u s i a s t s i n the c o l l e g e t o show the r e s t of us t h a t I f you are interested, -arould ydU. please v i s i t me at they are not only concerned w i t h s e t s which have no No stakes allowed. any time between raid-night and dawn. cabinets. Would knobs f o r the c o n t r o l s be -too much C i g a r e t t e s by Abdullah. t o suggest? We do not a l l c a r r y p a i r s of p l i e r s i n Yours s a n g u i n a r i l y , our pockets. -'«• >"•-• iy Count Dre.cula Yours f a i t h f u l l y , K.J. Davis, 3rd y e a r A e r o n a u t i c a l Eng. 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FRIDAY MOV: 27th I.C. Catholic Society Study Group i n Committee Room A at 5.15 p.m. SUNDAY NOV: 29th 2.SO p.m. U.L. Catnolic Soc. "Day of Recollection". At 13.Devonshire Place, W.l. 7.30 p.m. i n New Lounge. I.C. Film Soc. presents Marie Seton's version Of Si'senstein's "Time i n the Sun". MONDAY NOV: 30th 5.30 p.m. S.C.M. "The Sacraments", talk by Pr. Allen i n Comnittee Room A 7.30 p.m. London Judo Soc. Judo contests and demonstrations i n Chelsea Town Hall. See Notice Board f o r details. THURSDAY DEC: 3rd 1.15 p.m. in C. and G. Council Room, 1.0. Mils. Soc. Piano r e c i t a l by Julius Katehen. 5.30 p.m. i n Botany Lecture Theatre. R.C.S. Natural History Soc. D.J. Watson M.A., Ph.D. on "Photosynthesis i n F i e l d Conditions' . Jewish Soc. % lecture by the Rector Papwa,. Subject to be announced. TUESDAY DEC: 8th I.C. Choir Concert Works by Britten and FaurS. Tickets 2/6 and 3/6. WEDNESDAY DEO: 9th Catholic Soc. l a t Priday Mass, 6 p.m., St. Etheldreda's,Ely Place, E.C.I. . DEC: 9th - 12tn "7.30 p.m. 1.0. Drama Soc. presents "Tha Hollow" by Agatha Christie. THURSDAY DEC: 10th 5.30pm. Eng. Soc. meeting "Ths Production of an Aeroplane" by L. Dowdall. 5.50 p.m. R.C.S. Natural History Soc. "African Journey" by J. Levy, B.Sc, A.R.C.S. i n Botany Lecture Theatre 1.15 p.m. I.C. Mas. Soc. Madrigals and Christmas Music arranged by Dr. E.H. Brown; i n C. and G. Council Room. 1.30 p.m. !in C. and G. Room 15, S.C.M. "The Relevance of Christianity" by Prof. E.O. Jones (King's College). FRIDAY DEC: 11th 5.15 p.m. I.C. Catholic Soc. Committee Room A; talk by Mgr. wheeler DEC: ll-13th Union of Catholic Students: "Catholic Action i n the University". Enquiries to Miss Agnes Bray, 11 Cavendish Square, W.l. THURSDAY DEO: 17th I.C. Mus. Soc.; Cantata 1.15 p.m. i n 0 and G. Council Room. 82 - "It i s enough" - by Bach. D.B. Fry (baritone) and John Barnett (oboe). Also Oboe quartet by Mozart. 1
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• Y O U R H O P DAIRY f Christmas time i s hopping time f o r I.C. For the benefit of our readers, w» have set.out this Hop Diary separate from the rest of the coming events. ATI.cl FRIDAY NOV: 27th "Engineer's B a l l " 8-2 a.m. Double tickets 8/6. SATURDAY NOV: 28th I.C. Informal Dance 8-11 p.m. tickets l / - . TONBSDAY DEC: 2nd "Mines B a l l " 8-1 a.m. Doable tickets~10/oT~ SATURDAY DEC: 5th "Felix Birthday Dance". 8-11.30 p.m. Tickets 2/-. EXTERNAL FRIDAY N0V:_ 2?th U.L. Sailing Club "Annual Dance" 7.3&-11.30 p.m. at Herringham Hall, Bedford College. Tickets 12/6 double or 6/6 single. Inter-Varsity Club Members 5/"Informal Dance'" i n Kensington Town Hall. non-members 5/-. National Training College of Domestic Subjects "Informal Dance" 7.30-11 p.m. Tickets 2/SATURDAY DEC: 28th Reid Hall's'"Christmas Dance" i n Herringham Hall, Bedford College. 7.30-11.30 p.m. Tickets 2/6. FRIDAY DEC: 4th Inter-Varsity Club Members 3/~ "Informal Dance" i n Chelsea Town Hall. non-members 5/-. Royal Free Hospital School of Medicine "Terminal Dance", 8 Hunter St. W.C.I. 7.30-11.30 p.m. tickets 2/-. SATURDAY DEC: Sth Rachel McMillan Training College "End of Term Dance". 7.30-11.50 p.m. tickets 2/-. St. Gabriel's College "Christmas Dance" 7.50-11 p.m. tickets 2/6 WEDNESDAY DEC: 9th OldreyFleming School of Speech Therapy "Annual Danco" 8-12 p.m. tickets 6/- single.
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( G a l l e r y h/- - s t o o l s y s t e m ) . This f o l l o w s a d i s t i n g u i s h e d l i n e of musicals f r o m t h e Rodgers-Hammerstein team. I t i s rather l e s s n o i s y and b l a t a n t t h a n i t s p r e d e c e s s o r 'South P a c i f i c ' - t h e r e i s n o t h i n g e q u i v a l e n t t o the gasps o f i n t e r e s t a t the a n t i c s o f B l o o d y Mary. But i t i s , u n f o r t u n a t e l y , somewhat l e s s v i r i l e . Set i n t h e p a l a c e o f the K i n g of Siam, the s t o r y , w h i c h i s based on the l i f e o f Anna Leonowens, d e m o n s t r a t e s the e f f e c t o f i n t r o d u c i n g an E n g l i s h s c h o o l m i s t r e s s i n t o the C o u r t . Anna i s e f f e c t i v e l y p l a y e d (and, s u r p r i s i n g l y enough, sung) by V a l e r i e Hobson, who moves c h a r m i n g l y throughout. Roy G r a n t , a s h e r s o n , has a v o i c e not f u l l enough f o r the p a r t , e s p e c i a l l y when c o n t r a s t e d w i t h the b o l d s i n g i n g o f Timothy Brooking p l a y i n g the H e i r Apparent. H e r b e r t Lorn p l a y s the K i n g , t o whom e v e r y t h i n g Western i s . s c i e n t i f i c , and who wants t o be, but n o t be known as, a b a r b a r i a n . H i s e f f o r t s a t Western f o r m a l i t . , are amusing ( o r p i t i f u l , d e p e n d i n g on your o u t l o o k ) : and h i s chant "A P u z z l e m e n t " a p l e a s a n t s p e c u l a t i o n on t h e m y s t e r i e s o f e t h i c s , power, "at c e t e r a , e t c e t e r a " . M u r i e l S m i t h , as h i s c h i e f w i f e , i s as f i n e a s e v e r , and h e r song "Something W o n d e r f u l " p r o d u c e d a g r e a t d e a l o f applause. The b a l l e t w i t h i n the p l a y was an A m e r i c a n c o n c e p t i o n o f t h e manner i n w h i c h the O r i e n t i n t e r p r e t s Western t r a d i t i o n . Delightfully c a l l e d "The S m a l l House o f U n c l e Thomas" and based, one must b e l i e v e , on "Uncl e Tom's C a b i n " , the b a l l e t was danced i n a s t y l e we seldom see, with a great deal of subsiduary stagecraft t i n s e l s t r e a m e r s f o r snow, s t a g e hands s e t t i n g 'waves r u n n i n g a l o n g a w h i t e c l o t h s t r i p t o r e p r e s e n t a r i v e r , and so o n . Of t h e many songs, " I W h i s t l e a Happy Tune" and "Hello, Young L o v e r s " s h o u l d p e n e t r a t e the next few y e a r s w i t h ease. And one e x p e c t s the .show, i n company w i t h i t s f o r e r u n n e r s , to become v e r y p o p u l a r and enjoy a long run. it.
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L.U.D.S. Festival of One Act Plays: 'The Man Who Wouldn't Go To Heaven' by Sladen Smith This was an ambitious effort on the part of the I.C. Dramatic Society, and Beryl Walker i s to be congratulated on a stimulating production of a d i f f i c u l t play. Perhaps a 'play with a smaller cast would have been more suitable. Onthe other hand, the aspiration of this piece i s an excellent _ sign. From'amongst the players G. Duff deserves special mention. He had the t i t l e role, which required a sincere portrayal, and this he managed well. After a rather shabby start he was i n f u l l voice and vigour, and his long speech was passionately delivered while he made good use of the stage to give i t stress and added meaning. R. Mel]01 looked every inch an angel, but though his manner was convincing his voice was not always so. Sheila Taylor, though embarrassed occasionally by her hands a fairly general fault - acted beautifully, and indeed was con:gratulated by the adjudicator on the evening's best performance. A f i n e , i f somewhat formal, portrait of a gentleman of too many leisures was given by Neil Blackmore, while Ruth Barratt made a beautifully effective nun. There appeared to be one poorly oast part - that of the lunatic. This was pure character play and could have been delightf u l to watch, but R, Eycott, though dressed admirably, was e v i d e n t l y not adapted to this particular role, and could not develop^ts_potentialities. The dres s was imaginative and resourceful; and the lighting, a feat of manipulation i t seemed, well done. In a l l , a very worthwhile performance - but why don't more come along and see for themselves?
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MORPHY-DAY Morphy Day, under p l e a s a n t c o n d i t i o n s of a s l i g h t f o l l o w i n g wind, and cajm water, saw G u i l d s r e t a i n the Korphy Cup and the R.C.S. g a i n t h e i r f i r s t success i n The r a c i n g was good and t h e Lowry Cup s i n c e 1948. keen and the standard o f oarsmanship augers w e l l f o r some r e a l l y good I.C. rawing i n the coming year. The m a r s h a l l i n g and s t a r t of the Morphy Cup was an object l e s s o n i n the s t a r t e r ' s a r t and a l l three crews got away w e l l , C. AKG. i n centre s t a t i o n s t r i k i n g 54 i n the f i r s t minute t o the R.C.S. on Middx. 55 w i t h R.S.M. on Surre y a p o i n t o r two lower. C. & C. took a s l i g h t l e a d at once w i t h R.S.M. t a k i n g advantage o f t h e i r p o s i t i o n i n the f a s t e r water t o l e a d R.C.S. At Harrods, C. & G. ( s t r i k i n g 30) were \ l e n g t h ahead of R.S.M. ( s t r i k i n g 28) w i t h R.C.S. ( a t 31) z l e n g t h behind. A t t h i s p o i n t R.C.S. began t o p u l l up, and a t the Crabtree C. & G. l e d by £ l e n g t h from R.C.S. w i t h R.S.M. a £ l e n g t h behind. C. & G. as b e f i t t e d t h e i r experience w e l l coupled up throughout the s t r o k e , but l o o k i n g somewhat ponderous about t h e i r blade e n t r y were i n d i s t i n c t c o n t r a s t t o R.C.S. whose " l i f e " on the beginning enabled them t o m a i n t a i n a h i g h e r r a t e of s t r i k i n g and r a c e hard and t h i s covered up d e f i c i e n c i e s i n time and t i m i n g . R.S.M. w i t h two n o v i c e oarsmen i n t h e boat v e r y w i s e l y allowed themselves t o row at t h e i r optimum r a t i n g and so get the best out o f each man. By the m i l e C. & G. were c l e a r of the other two crews but along the w a l l R.C.S. began t o go up and were o v e r l a p p i n g the l e a d e r s by the Boathouses. Prom here t o the f i n i s h C. & G. r e p l i e d t o the c h a l l e n g e and won a v e r y good race b y l£ l e n g t h s from R.C.S., w i t h R.S.M. a f u r t h e r l j l e n g t h s away, i a the good time o f 7 mins. 44 sees. The Lowry Cup proved to be a win f o r a h a r d working R.C.S. crew who had p l e n t y of l i f e on the beginning and kept t h e i r b l a d e s w e l l covered throughout the s t r o k e . S t r i k i n g 9, 17, 25 and 33 i n the f i r s t quarter, h a l f , t h r e e quarter and f u l l minute they were c l e a r o f the other two crews a t the end of the f i r s t minute and went on t o win by 2g- l e n g t h s from C. & G. w i t h R.S.M. a f u r t h e r 4 l e n g t h s away i n 4 mins. 22 sees. A v e r y good time under the conditions. Malcolm Campbell the R.C.S. non-rowing C a p t a i n i s t o be c o n g r a t u l a t e d on producing and coaching two good boats, and the two newcomers t o the r i v e r i n the R.S.M. boat deserve h i g h p r a i s e f o r r a c i n g so w e l l s i x weeks a f t e r the s t a r t of t h e i r rowing c a r e e r s . The s t a r t e r was C.A. B r i s t o w and the umpire R.C. M o r r i s .
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MORPHY CREWS R.C.S. (Middx) GUILDS Bow i i . B . C l a r k D.Kelly N. Sanaa P.H.Swift B.Wetherill I.If. T i t c h e n e r B. George R.G.Seaman(Capt) C. J.Look R.Pain E.J.Guthrie S.K.Ash K. W.H.Johnson C. J.Dean S t r o k e M.H.Hoare J . P i a t t Cox D . A . M a r s h a l l L . P . H a r d i n g LOWRY ORi ;ws MINES(Middx) R<^2. S» Bow R . D i c k i n s o n D.R.Plummer I.C.Knight J.C.Hendy D. A. Hudson H.G.Hall R.Egerton P.D.Wiloock R.Porscher P.Jones B.Hopwood A. S . R a i s t r i o k W.Williams M.Whiting S t r S.R.3ateman. K.Ridley Cox J . S h a r p l e y C.J.Farrow
MINES(Surrey) P.R.C.O'Connor R.U.Xingdon G. P.Jone s D.M.Cooper H. F.Ramstad M.Woakes R.Appleby (Cap) R.Hrjanes C.H.James
Swimming _ „ . „. . * I . C . S w i milling Club A f t e r a d o u b t f u l s t a r t , we a r e n o w s e t t l i n g down a n d l o o k i n g f o r w a r d t o a s u e e e s s f u l s e a s o n . ; a s u s u a l o u r f i r s t f i x t u r e w a s w i t h U.C., t h e p r e s e n t h o l d e r s o f t h e U . L . C h a m p i o n s h i p , who b e a t us q u i t e s o u n d l y i n t h e swimming a n d b y a c l o s e r margin i t water p o l o . S h o r t l y a f t e r t h i s however, we d e f e a t e d N.B.C. a t s w i m m i n g a n d p o l o o n t w o s e p a r a t e o o o a s i o n s w i t h o u t much d i f f i c u l t y , a n d a t a n e n j o y a b l e m a t c h l a s t T h u r s d a y we a l s o d e f e a t e d Q.JI.C. We h a v e w e l c o m e d s e v e r a l f r e s h e r s t h i s y e a r , who h a v e s t r e n g t h e n e d o u r r a n k s c o n s i d e r a b l y , t h r e e o f t h e m now s w i m m i n g f o r t h e f i r s t t e a m , l a s t week we h a d a n e x t r e m e l y p l e a s a n t s u r p r i s e w h e n we m e t a g e n t l e m a n l o o k i n g a t our n o t i c e board, he t u r n e d o u t t o be l a s t y e a r ' s U.L. S w i m m i n g C l u b P r e s i d e n t , a swimmer o f g r e a t r e p u t e , a n d t h e l i k e o f whom I . C . S . C . h a s n o t s e e n f o r many y e a r s . H i s p r e s e n c e i n t h e C l u b i s g o i n g t o make n o l i t t l e d i f f e r e n c e , a n d we a r e v e r y g l a d t o have h i m w i t h u s . Results; ,. „ . vs. Swimming 19th Oct. U.C. L o s t 3-5 29th Oct. U.C. L o s t 2 4 - 1 1 L o s t 3-4 12th Nov. Won 9-1 NVE.C. Won 2 8 - 1 1 1 7 t h Nov. N.E.C. Won 2 4 - 1 1 Won 4-1 19th Nov. Q.M.C. Won Z 6 - 1 1 Won 6- 1 Soccer On F r i d a y Nov. 15th I.C.A.F.C. p l a y e d against Aachen U n i v e r s i t y a t Motspur Park, The weather was t y p i c a l o f a f o r e i g n e r ' s conception o f the E n g l i s h c l i m a t e , c o l d and damp, w i t h the now i n e v i t a b l e t r a c e s of smog. However, these phenomena i n no way a f f e c t e d the German' p l a y and they won by f o u r g o a l s t o one. P l a y began at an extremely f a s t pace and but for some a t r o c i o u s marksmanship the I.C. team would have had a comfortable l e a d a f t e r the f i r s t f i f t e e n minutes. A f t e r t h i s p e r i o d Aachen s e t t l e d down and began t o p l a y soccer p e c u l i a r t o the Continent, keeping the b a l l cm the ground and moving i t q u i c k l y from man t o man without attempting t o d r i b b l e . On occasions these tactics s p l i t the I.C. defence wide open and Aachen b u i l t up a two g o a l l e a d by h a l f - t i m e . The f i r s t h a l f had produced some f i r s t - c l a s s f o o t b a l l w i t h the German team g r a d u a l l y g a i n i n g the ascendancy. In the second h a l f the I .C. team a t t a c k e d v i g o r o u s l y but could make no impression on a defence which c l e a r e d i t s l i n e s i n the most a c r o b a t i c f a s h i o n s . I t appeared t h a t the German centre h a l f had modelled his s t y l e of p l a y on that of P a r o l a , the I t a l i a n p l a y e r famous for h i s overhead k i c k s . I.C. d i d manage to get a c o n s o l a t i o n g o a l but i f there had been a forward capable of s c o r i n g g o a l s i t might have been a different story. A D i n n e r was g i v e n i n the Union a f t e r the match, where i t was l e a r n e d t h a t Aachen were the present European U n i v e r s i t i e s Champions and that most of their p l a y e r s were s e m i p r o f e s s i o n a l s w i t h German clubs. On t h e i r t o u r t h e y had beaten Birmingham U n i v e r s i t y 2-1 and drawn w i t h Loughborough 2-2_ The Germans presented the I.C. club with a pennant, which now adorns one of the trophy cases, as a rememberance of t h e i r v i s i t and as a token of t h e i r a p p r e c i a t i o n f o r the enjoyable time they had at I.C. Hockey
GUILDS(Surrey) M.D.G. G a r n e r C. H . B l u n d e l l J.S.Taylor N. G. T r o t m a n J.McCallum N.Turner D. E v a n s C.Bentley A. K . G i l l
Fencing Those of I.C. who peer into the gym on Monday or Thursday evenings are usually either shocked or enthralled by the display of energy and s k i l l which i s sometimes being demonstrated. The complexity of fencing i s bewildering to the novice, and even more so to the President who interprets "beat out" for "parry-riposte". Despite these d i f f i c u l t i e s , I.C. has fenced reasonably successfully this term. Our f i r s t match against Salle Paul, with two-thirds an Olympic team, was lost The next two matches, versus King's and Poly were 15-5. also lost, both by 16-11; mainly due to the poor standard of the epee fencing. In the latest match, against tJ.C, we lost the f o i l and epee both 4-5, but by dint of some hard sabre play won that weapon 7-2, and so won the match 15-12.
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On t h e 1 1 t h o f N o v e m b e r I were b e a t e n i n • the 1 s t . Round b y 3 a t t e r s e a . Although unexpected, B a t t e r s e a must be g i v e n due p r a i s e f o r t h e i r w i n . They p l a y e d good f a s t H o c k e y a n d f u l l y d e s e r v e d to w i n . T h e I . C . Team, s t r e n g t h e n e d by f o u r U.L. p l a y e r s , t o o k some t i m e t o s e t t l e d o w n , p a r t i c u l a r l y _ t h e d e f e n c e , who w e r e c o m p l e t e l y a t a loss when B a t t e r s e a swept t h r o u g h them t o s c o r e t w i c e i n t h ef i r s t three minutes. After t h i s i n i t i a l s h o c k , I.C. g r a d u a l l y s e t t l e d down, a n d c h a n g e d o v e r o n l y o n e g o a l down. B y now t h e p l a y w a s f a i r l y even w i t h I.C. p e r h a p s d o i n g a l i t t l e more o f t h e a t t a c k i n g . The f o r w a r d s , however, tended t o be a l i t t l e slow a g a i n s t a h a r d - t a c k l ing defence. B a t t e r s e a s c o r e d a g a i n , but I.C. q u i c k l y ' g o t t w o more a n d i n t h e l a s t f e w m i n u t e s almost scored again. T h e f i n a l w h i s t l e went w i t h the score three a l l . E x t r a t i m e was p l a y e d a n d B a t t e r s e a s c o r e d t w i c e more t o w i n 5-3. I n o t h e r f i x t u r e s t h e 1 s t . Team., h a s h a d a v e r y s u c c e s s f u l s e a s o n s o f a r . T h e 2 n d . seem" t o be h i t t i n g w i n n i n g f o r m a l s o . The 3rd. h a d t h e i r f i r s t w i n l a s t S a t u r d a y , when a l l three t e a m s won.
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