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worth o f
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T h e theft took p l a c e i n t h e early m o r n i n g of T u e s d a y 29th J u l y between two o'clock, when Beit security made their patrol a n d the time the cleaners opened the office. A window was broken in the H o n o r a r y Secretary's Office to gain entry a n d then the rather inadequate trophy cabinet lock was snapped off. A n unfortunate aspect o f the robbery is that it should never have occurred. M a l c o l m B r a i n , while he was D e p u t y President, w r o t e to t h e E s t a t e s s e c t i o n o f College o n 31st O c t o b e r a n d 3rd D e c e m b e r , 1979, a s k i n g f o r a n estimate for a n a l a r m system a n d better locks for the U n i o n Office. R a c h e l Snee (present D P ) received the reply o n 9th J u l y 1980, just three weeks before the trophies were stolen. E v e n though the trophies are insured for ÂŁ 5 , 0 0 0 , a n d are o f doubtless historical value, the worth o f them when melted d o w n is negligible, as most o f the cups were only silver-plated o r pewter. T h r e e solid silver cups were left b e h i n d ! These factors have led College Security to believe that the robbery was the result of a 'grudge' against the U n i o n , by, perhaps a n ex-student who knew the layout of the U n i o n Office. T h e y have even gone so far as to put f o r w a r d a suspect to the p o l i c e : a n ex-student w h o has b e e n c o n v i c t e d o f theft a n d v a n d a l i sm in the College several times in the past.
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T H E New Musik c o n c e r t a r r a n ged by I C E n t e r t a i n m e n t s C o m m i t t e e f o r N o v e m b e r 23 has h a d to be c a n c e l l e d because College Block have w i t h d r a w n the use o f the G r e a t H a l l . N e w M u s i k , despite a successful a l b u m a n d several p o p u l a r singles, agreed at the end o f August to play a g i g at I C for half their n o r m al fee, p r o v i d e d the b o o k i n g was for a S u n d a y . E N T S agreed a n d arranged a provisional booking of the Great H a l l . O n attempting to confirm the booking, they were told that C a p t a i n L i n d l e y , the College Domestic Secretary, h a d vetoed the decision. C a p t a i n L i n d l e y , when asked, stated that the g i g c o u l d not go ahead as it was o n a S u n d a y . T h i s meant, he said, that there would w o u l d be problems over security, c o m p l a i n t s from local residents about d r u n k e n rowdies ona S u n d a y night, a lot o f people w o u l d have to give u p free time to supervise the concert, a n d if the Great H a l l were to be required on M o n d a y m o r n i n g the cleaners wouldn't come in to set u p for it.
Apparently Captain Lindley was v e r y w o r r i e d a b o u t G r e a t H a l l concerts after all the correspondence about a J a c k T h e L a d gig some years ago, though since then several S u n d a y concerts have gone off without a hitch; furthermore, E N T S b o o k i n g for C a r a v a n on S u n d a y 16th N o v e m b e r will take place (College c l a i m that this was passed ' b y mistake'). E N T S need S u n d a y concerts as this is a useful way o f b o o k i n g bands at cheaper rates, a n d also tends to draw a larger audience.
H a l l gigs due to the G L C enforcing extra safety arrangements. T h a t dispute was best s u m m ed u p by the then E N T S C h a i r m a n , T i m Fowler's, comment: " W e seem to be the only venue of under 2,000 capacity where the G L C is exerting its pressure. T r a v e l to the R o u n d house, the M a r q u e e , the Nashville, or a n y similarly sized concert hall, a n d look to see i f they have got a four foot barrier in front o f the stage. A n d few o f the other regulations c o m e near to being satisfied at these e x a m p l e s " .
F o r t u n a t e l y f o r E N T S , t h ey h a v e n o t b e e n a s k e d to p a y a cancellation fee, but it is another unfortunate set back for them. " A similar situation occurred in 1977 w h e n E N T S h a d to cancel Great
T h i s a ut um n's situation is best s u m m ed u p by M i k e Firmston's o p i n i o n ol College block's attitude. " T h e r e are no S u n d a y concerts, because there a r e no S u n d a y co n cer t s " .
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M i k e F i r m s t o n . the E N T S C h a i r m a n , brought up the following salient points: i) " S e c u r i t y are prepared to do S u n d a y concerts provided they are not punk b a n d s " . ii) " M o s t people come to the gigs by tube to South K e n s i n g t o n , and then over the walkway, w h i c h e f fec ts few r e s i d e n t s ; f u r t h e r m o r e n o d r u n k w i l l be allowed in the Great H a l l a n d the U n i o n B a r is the nearest source of a l c o h o l (a q u a r t e r o f a m i l e away)". iii) " T h e r e is n o d i f f e r e n c e between giving u p time to supervise a concert on a Sunday, a n d g i v i n g u p time to supervise a concert o n a S a t u r d a y " . vi) " E N T S iias to c l e a r u p alter a concert, in fact, alter last year's J o h n M i l e s concert. M i T h o m a s , the Domestic M a n a g e r wrote to E N T S to congratulate t h e m o n their tidiness. I n a n y case, no o n e h a d b o o k e d the Great H a l l lor M o n d a v m o r n i n g .
Monday. September 29,1980
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•Consort Chamber Orchestra (IC's very own) urgently requires a c o m petent H A R P S I C H O R D / C O N T I N U O (virtuoso) who will attend faithfully and play brilliantly on the College's superb harpsichord. Apply to Dr D M Munro, Elec Eng Room 803, Int 3111 or 3333. Audition piece: Brandenburg 5. •Attention! Notice to all students and staff. We are l o o k i n g for s u i t a b l e subjects to take part in psychophysical experiments in theVISION R E S E A R C H G R O U P situated in the Biophysics dept of the Blackett Lab. You are likely to be suitable if you had a squint or a lazy eye as a child, whether treated or not, or if when corrected by spectacles you have one eye with poorer vision than normal, then we would like to see you. If interested contact either Ian Holliday or A n n e t t e G r o u n d s , R o o m 714 Biophysics or Int 2925. Thanks for reading this. • A t t e n t i o n f r u s t r a t e d commuters! N e e d a lift into C o l l e g e ? L i v e in Clapham or Battersea areas? M u c h cheaper and comfortable than L o n don Transport. Contact Robert Demartino, Aero Eng 1 or phone 673 1541. • E a s y C a s h ! A n y b o d y w i s h i n g to earn some money (about £1.20 per hour) manning the bar at Harlington on Wednesday and Saturday afternoons, please contact Nick Morton, via IC Union Office. Obviously, this will best suit s t u d e n t s w h o are actually playing sport out there. • Calling All Anorexics: Anyone interested in the formation of a selfhelp discussion group, please phone Ann V Salvage, int 2073, or write c / o Mech Eng dept. • A C C Meeting: T h e first meeting of term will be held on Monday, October 6, in S C R at 6:00pm. •Gaelic football. Anyone who saw Kerrry win the A l l - I r e l a n d final in Sept 21 and is interested in forming a Gaelic football team please contact J o h n Passmore, int 3915. •Croquet Club: Is anyone interested in playing croquet or helping to run the club? If so, please contact either •Peter Watts ( M a t h s 2) o r R o g e r Brugge (Atmos Physics P G ) . • S w i m m i n g : U n i v e r s i t y of L o n d o n S w i m m i n g C l u b meets M o n d a y s 6 : 3 0 - 7 : 3 0 p m at U L U , M a l e t S t . Freshers' Night: October 6; Freshers' Trials: October 13th. All welcome — especially competitive swimmers of all standards. • S o c c e r : C o u l d the S o c c e r C l u b Captain contact Ken Newton in the Sports Centre re. playing Chelsea reserves and Chelsea apprentices. • Smokestack require energetic, e n t h u s i a s t i c rivvum and b l o o z e drummer. Contact Eric or Sid via IC Radio, Int 3440 or Southside Studios. •Attractive, sincere, friendly Editor of FELIX would like to set up a personal s e c t i o n of the s m a l l ads w h e r e b y students can wish their mums happy birthday or merely construct cryptic codes for their friends benefit and the bemusement of others. All ads should be kept to about thirty words o r u n d e r if p o s s i b l e . A l l a d s a r e i n s e r t e d free of c h a r g e , b u t b o x numbers, if required, are 20p each.
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Home Office aid student refugees F O L L O W I N G m a n y years of c a m p a i g n i n g by refugee agencies, the Department of E d u c a t i o n has r u l e d that refugees l i v i n g i n B r i t a i n w i l l be e n t i t l e d to t h e same student award benefits as home students, rather than h a v i n g to pay the full overseas students fees. M a n y points are left unclear by the decision, such as whether the research councils will follow suit with postgraduate grants; a n d a n u m b e r o f refugees are not e l i g i b l e u n d e r the new r a t i n g (those, for e x a m p l e , w h o h a v e a p p l i e d for a s y l u m a n d are waiting for a H o m e Office decision; this c a n take u p to two years). H o w e v e r , the decision is to be w e l c o m e d as b e i n g a m a j o r breakthrough. W h e t h e r the L E A s will act quickly enough to enable refugees to take u p p l a c e s this year remains to be seen.
Inland Revenue screw up Sabbaticals T H E U N I O N has been informed by the I n l a n d R e v e n u e that U n i o n S a b b a t i c a l s should p a y tax o n their grants. T h e y c l a i m that sabbaticals are ' e m p l o y e d ' a n d as such are taxable under Schedule E (section 181, I n c o m e a n d C o r p o r a t i o n Taxes A c t , 1970). T h e matter is to be raised by J o h n Passmore at C o u n c i l , w h i c h has already agreed, in principle, to make u p the Sabbaticals' grant to its former level in the event of such a situation occuring.
Micromouse
Police
T h e E u r o p e a n M i c r o - M o u s e finals were h e l d i n T h e a t r e A i n M a t h s
ignore IC
on Wednesday
17th S e p t e m b e r .
The
after trophies stolen H o w e v e r , the police at G e r a l d R o a d Police Station seem content to totally ignore I C a n d appear to have disregarded College security's suggestion. T h e police officer w h o is in charge of the case said that he w o u l d be b a c k for ' f u r t h e r investigations' a little later, but has not been seen by the U n i o n since 29th J u l y . J o h n Passmore ( I C U President) has just been given permission by the police to appeal for information concerning the whereabouts of the trophies. College security believe it is futile as the cups are so identifiable as belonging to I C that no one w o u l d risk attempting to sell them — a n d molten pewter doesn't have a very high market price. T h e y believe the cups are probably at the bottom of the T h a m e s by now. If, however, you do have a n y information, you should contact M r Burroughs in the College Security Office (int 2741). If you wish to see the complete list of trophies stolen you should contact the F E L I X or U n i o n Office.
competition
performance
consisted
(judged
by
o f two parts: the
T H E D U K E of E d i n b u r g h visited the College o n 4th September to s p e a k to t h e B r i t i s h E q u i n e Veterinary Association ( B E V A ) w h i c h was h o l d i n g its conference in the Sherfield B u i l d i n g . T w o days earlier, Princess A n n e h a d spoken to the vets, but the Duke's opposition to the proposed ban on the use of painkillers o n horses d u r i n g c o m p e t i t i o n p r o voked controversy.
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F r e d (complete with flashing red eyes) a n d M i d n i g h t S u n , a mouse built by F i n n i s h students, tied for the virtuoso performance.
Safety Council C A P T A I N L i n d l e y has recently been appointed C h a i r m a n of the College Safety C o u n c i l . H e replaces D r D H N a p i e r of C h e m E n g who has left to go to the U n i v e r s i t y of T o r o n t o .
M R B I L L W E S T , a College m a i n t e n a n c e o p e r a t i v e , was recently decorated by the Polish G o v e r n m e n t in E x i l e for his " o u t s t a n d i n g a c t i o n " d u r i n g the last w a r . M r W e s t w h o is t h e Pearly K i n g of K e n s i n g t o n a n d Chelsea, was reluctant to tell us what action merits the 'Cross of F r e e d o m a n d Independence, with swords' but d i d sav that his son is Pearlv K i n g of M i l t o n Kev nes . Well'done Bill!
Miserable failures G L I I L D S is faced with a n uneasy start to the year as their President, M r P a t L e g g e t t , has f a i l e d his metallurgy exams. T h e G u i l d s H J T . F r a n k Rowsell, has also failed.
The International E q u e s t r i a n F e d e r a t i o n p l a n s to b a n a l l p a i n k i l l i n g d r u g s t h i s y e a r as dosages have been abused in the past to keep the horse going right to the e n d of a three-day event when it should really have been w i t h d r a w n due to exhaustion.
R C S a n d M i n e s survived the examiners axe but I C U is without an E x t e r n a l Affairs Officer as M r C h r i s W e b b failed his C h e m E n g course.
T h e D u k e is against abuse of the drugs, but is strongly i n favour of them being used under controlled conditions. T h e D u k e said that if use of drugs was outlawed, some riders might still stretch an exhausted horse out to three days, b u t w i t h o u t w h a t is p r e s e n t l y regarded as ' a properly prescribed dose' o f p a i n k i l l e r for fear o f disqualification.
W e at F E L I X s u f f e r e d t h e tragic loss of one o u r most e n t h u siastic photographers, M r M i c k i e M a r s h , w h o is currently m a k i n g yogurt a n d preserving fruit back home. M i c k i e , w h o spent his entire exam period p h o t o g r a p h i n g the Iranian Embassy Siege, intends to retake his exams next year.
FEUX,
September
29, 1980
fastest r u n ; a n d
robot.
virtuoso
audience).
T h e mice were very ingenious; one h a d sonar a n d another h a d 'crab-like' diagonal a n d forward motion. H o w e v e r , both of these failed to complete the maze, the latter contestant c o m p l a i n i n g that his m o u s e n e e d e d a p r e c i s e l y built maze. T h e winner (Stirling Mouse) a n d only one to complete the m a z e was a k i t c h e n sink variety using brass levers to direct itself along the maze. T h e owner will receive 81,000.
Bill gets his gong Phil the Greek slags off vets at IC
T h i s event,
S i d d e l e y , is a c o m p e t i t i o n to find t h e quickest m a z e - s o l v i n g
Fred gave a song a n d dance routine while M i d n i g h t S u n wrote his name. It is interesting to note that when F r e d failed to complete the m a z e e a r l i e r , his o w n e r s c o m p l a i n e d that he h a d b e e n overworked by Blue Peter. Yet the only mouse featured o n Blue Peter on T h u r s d a y was M i d n i g h t S u n .
Most of the mice d i d not have m o u s e - l i k e e x t e r i o r s a n d it is perhaps a pity that this element was not considered lor a special p r i z e . W e feel t h e A m c o m i c a l w o u l d surely have w o n .
Announcements MR M O O N E Y is p l e a s e d to announce that his breakfasts will still be available this term. He wishes it to be known that the set menu of: C e r e a l / F r u i t juice; Egg, B a c o n / S a u s a g e ; Toast and Marmalade, and, wait for it — U N L I M I T E D tea and coffee (take your thermos flasks - Ed) will be available for as little as 98 hard-earned pennies. Mr Mooney would further wish it to be known that you can buy a book of ten tickets for £8.50 (tickets available from the Union O f f i c e , S o u t h s i d e S h o p or Mooney's Office). N A T I O N A L Westminster Bank Ltd are pleased to announce that after a delay which was unfortunately out of their control a SERVICE TILL is now operative o n L e v e l 2 in the S h e r f i e l d Building for the use of customers of all b r a n c h e s of Nat West. They would be grateful if users would note that should a card in any way be damaged or creased it c o u l d r e n d e r the m a c h i n e inoperative thereby causing inconvenience to others. A P P L I C A T I O N S for the post of Sub-Warden of Bernard Sunley House (40-44 Evelyn Gardens) are i n v i t e d from s i n g l e p o s t graduate students. The successful applicant will probably have at least two years to complete at IC. T h e post involves helpin g the Warden with discipline and g e n e r a l o r g a n i s a t i o n in the House. The House contains 108 male residents. Rent-free accommodation will be provided. Applications should be made in writing to the Warden, Mr Luiz Terxeira via the Residence Office by 6th October 1980.
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drinks
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student
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1980
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minutes. T h e i r p r o g r a m m e
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term with
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the
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U n i o n Office
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1980
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1980
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you
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predecessor
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parking permits
o n a merit
basis.
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are available i n the U n i o n Office returned
5:30pm
T h e Union
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by
awarded
lucky
a
F E L I X
permit
to
October.
people
be
will
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places for students basis
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into
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advise
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Officer
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placed
if necessary, the
a paper
happenings
for the post
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election
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bit
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take
place
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everyone
decides
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held
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days.
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members
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tions
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i n need o f a m a p or a travel guide? D o y o u w a n t the
latest S t a n l e y G i b b o n s c a t a logue?
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relieve
a novel
the t e d i u m
of
to
com-
U n i o n
Library
general
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deal
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except
o f charge)?
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concert
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will
a n d other
ticket? O r d o y o u just w a n t some
background
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records
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books)
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music,
a n d big bands,
shows,
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collection
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Library, U n i o n
classical
(a
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p e o p l e as
good
library,
Collection
science
a n d is Friday
so
collections:
of
plays,
film opera,
instrumental song.
It
has a
number of standard musical a good
music
a n d on
arrange
hi-fi.
classical
bookings
scores
collection o f books o n
for
We
music
students
concert advan-
tageous
rates
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the M u s i c Librarian
with
bookings
concert
through
at
c a n also
'Youth and deals
a n d has details
of
as
I'll
exciting
be
has t u r n e d
papers
visits
to
happenings
in
d o get i n
y ou informed
of
holding.
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be
rather
an
epic
nature.
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around
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and
start
to t h e t e r m . S e e
about.
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range
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of
chairs
reupholstered!
a n d The
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and
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History. room
Affairs
Contempory
provide
reading
newspapers
academic
of
also
a n d
as
a s Foreign
such
shelf-
space
a n d other
in College Turkish among
—
for
journals
by various national
bought
which
has
f o r t h e last
groups
recovery. should
The
October the
involves
brown,
cream
opposed
reupholstering
to
are
them
a n d orange
in
fabric,
vinyl.
addition,
tables
which
by m i d -
a n d covering
chairs
In
operation,
be c o m p l e t e d
all
being
of
the
coffee
re-topped.
Rae
Snee ( D P ) emphasises that a l t h o u g h the
J C R is
U N I O N
in College,
room
and
i t is a
all
damage
to b e p a i d for b y the
has
Union.
the College H e l l e n i c
a n d C h i n e s e Societies a r e a
number
o f groups
pro-
Cleaners
Axed!
viding daily newspapers a n d other publications. T h e benefit
of
oiler.
find
for the College.
out what
we c a n
If y o u need a n y h e l p
books,
T h e
then
finding
or any other
records, maps
information, us.
exists
the whole
and
Come
D U E
L i b r a r y
come
L i b r a r i a n ,
a n d ask R i c h a r d
cleaners
Southside
cleaners
sixteen and
will
will
now clean of
twelve,
be c l e a n e d
thor-
a fortnight. T h e
be e m p t i e d
a n d the
a n y of the L i b r a r y
staff.
Sheets will be p r o v i d e d o n c e a week
y o u think
loan
—
a n d records
the
Library
too, that u p
w e c a n reserve
records
know
when
The
Library
books
f o r y o u a n d let y o u they
well-stocked:
out
what
we
are
may
it's
be
29, 1980
available. small,
but
and
find
come
have
Richard
September
will
handbasins
to a t h i r d o f o u r s t o c k m a y b e o u t
and
still
of
help,
should get.Remember
on
will
of
reduced. T h e
instead
only once
will
halls
gladly
us. too, o f books
which
rooms
rooms
oughly
in College
n u m b e r
in student has been
bins
Cedric,
the
residence
Miss
V
T O further cuts
expenditure,
W i l l i a m s , a n d the M u s i c L i b r a r i a n ,
programmes.
FEUX,
with
as
Tell
and
include
Which
chamber
music,
presenting
and
as
a n d solo
be
t h r e e y e a r s , is n o w o n t h e r o a d t o
oratorio, choral music, symphonies,
music
of
delegates
Times, The Listener, Times literary, and higher educational educational Eye, supplements, Punch, Private Amateur Photographer, Motional Geographic, Gay News, Great Outdoors, Practical Electronics, Popular Hi-fi,
has two
the
material
b y as m a n y
particularly
C e n t u r y p r i v a t e press
i n one: the
(including
fiction
and
in the D e p a r t m e n t
be used
books;
to
stock o f
20th
c o n t a i n i n g a l l t h e set t e x t s
courses
since
Hall
all
travel,
subjects.
more.
to 5 : 3 0 p m .
libraries
Humanities on
can supply
M o n d a y
three
library
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a n d very m a n y
to the G r e a t
next
really
to the
English a n d music,
T h e Library
special
type,
o n history,
a n d other
is a g o o d
fiction. T h e n
books
literature,
biography
don't
books,
popular
philosophy,
foreign
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in scientific
for the m o r e
politics,
soothe y o u t h r o u g h t h e latest
College's
to the
Students
If y o u are interested
that
lighter
you
good
Times.
journals
is t h e
we d o have
but
o n its
Committee.
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muting? Perhaps y o u have a
for w h i c h y o u w a n t a c h e a p
representatives
Library
in
but hopefully, i n future, things will be o f
Hope
The Guardian,
Times,
be
papers
have
Financial
will
1:00pm
inviting
a n d I'll try a n d keep
piece
of the
Again,
The -
Library
for
c o m b i n e d
journals a n d periodicals, i n c l u d i n g
H a l d a n e
at
will
o f the
1 member
We
intend
students
will
meetings
o f the
2 members
Committee.
demonstration
Conference W e
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of the
Action G r o u p ; 2 members
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first
7th October
1:00pm
A t this U G M elections for: 3
Society
L o n d o n . H e l p will be needed in the organisation
at the U G M to
Affairs C o m m i t t e e ;
External
to b r i n g
for ten C o l l e g e place
or
all E u r o p e a n C o u n t r i e s a n d d u r i n g the
companies
W o r k i n g Party; 3 members
Community
in South
ballot
held o n T h u r s d a y 28th
Academic
positioned
week
touch
the L o w e r
also
Parking Permits
from
days,
in
o f the
Union.
in the
departments.
in the G r e a t H a l l . all the day-to-day
noticeboards
for ten C o l l e g e
of
be
with
f o r these
Officer will be placed o n the U n i o n N o t i c e b o a r d
The
landed
on
Club
E a s t e r I C U n i o n is a c t i n g a s h o s t
posts
Papers
so w e ' r e
Next
Technology.
departments
each
INCOST
T h e positions o f
T h e papers
Clubs and
students
on Union
also
be filled.
Duplicator in the
Office.
have
in
started
(or
from
The
International
to
it's a l l
to use t h e D u p l i c a t o r t h e
on Tuesday
E n g D e p R e p and M a n Sci D e p R e p
and
has actually
harsh
positions
R a e or
a demonstration o n instruction of
Elec
respective
T E R M
rather some
to s t a n d ,
John,
t r y a n d tell y o u w h a t
order
machine.
the F E L I X
thick/lazy
with
for the use o f U n i o n
Societies.
Elections to e x a m s
s / h e wants
chat
Demonstrations
first
held
being
feels
a
U n i o n has a Gestetner
the
Due
have
about.
10th
strongly
car
in the
been
w i l l b e o n a first c o m e ,
but
served against
the noticeboard
If anyone
and
myself a n d we'll
in the
of term
on
and a
printed
week
come
will
w h o have
published
F o r t h e first
of term
posted
election.
be
October
Committee
d u r i n g t h e first w e e k e n d o f those
3rd
be
L o w e r L o u n g e for t e n C o l l e g e days before the
forms
but must
on Friday
Parking
will
is
a n d these a r e
to
G
offer.
Williams
for
washed
the residents
every
to c h a n g e
day.
them-
selves. T h e cuts h a v e b e e n a c h i e v e d without
anyone
redundant; staff
no
have
been
taken
so
cleaners
has dropped
people
leaving. cleaners
Southside
made
permanent
January,
extra
that
being
new
on
since
the n u m b e r
of
through
T h e remaining
have
moved
from
to t h e n e w L i n s t e a d
extension.
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live,
Matters
Raised
Union
at
Welcome
of
welcome
to I C
although you're probably
hearing
and
it I w i s h
you a
a n d successful
happy
hope
what
11:00pm,
don't
trying
and
when
a
here,
raped
last
amongst
around
alone,
they're
so
There
o f things;
be
Union
stalls
Building
before everyone
will
Stallholders details
(check
A
for
have
is i n s e r t e d
College,
y o u step
more
suspicious
received
leaning
referred
to
offer
b a r is a p a s s a g e
with
Not
. . . t h e r e is
the
whatsoever
.
.
."
reading
powers
this the
redecorations a n d y o u will
in a
nicely
that
for y o u b y G u i l d s n o w i n c l u d e the
pub-type
elections
real
Junior
of
have
lots
The
If y o u ' v e
a n y queries
don't
just
a n d say hello
come
hesitate
Hall.
or
an
to ask, o r
excellent
cater
to
for
has been
specially
Freshers'
Fair
Club
(you
received
proceed
event
.
of
and
.
.
a r e next
We
Lawn, built
the City a n d
Le Mans
Alain
from
Imperial
got the privately
find
being
on
to a n y o n e
out more
on
Women's
Thursday
at
Friday, and
the
night
b y
to
a
leave
staggering at
week
you
after
M
several
Y o u r
to
P r o p e r t y Property
property Security
hundreds
are found Office
—
returned to the property
be
speedily
personal
many
finders. should
s e c u r i t y staff a n d
C
Turner
Sara C&G
such
as this
a n don
o f w h i c h a r e i n close Both
students
cooperate
museums,
proximity to the
a n d staff a r e
requested
the security
with
s u c h items
restored.
Persons
books,
watches
a r e the things
who
inform the will
finding
items o f
them
i n to the
guards
on
a n y of the
or
no
seen
cheque
are
S e c u r i t y O f f i c e r o r to o n e o f the messengers security
or entering
are never
cases t h e items
should hand
persons
buildings, with
S t u d e n t s a n d staff promptly
suspicious
i n at t h e
a n d eventually
in many
property
of personal
a n d handed
b y t h e losers
claimed
lose
o f items
staff
and
briefcases cheque be
loitering offices
authority.
in unattended
carried
instances
through
stolen
rooms,
in particular,
cards should o n
from
thieves card
rules a n d
commonly
o c c u r r e d
of both
cash,
in jackets
separately
o f cash
Wallets,
b e left
a n dcheque
have
withdrawals
laboratories
slide
most
never
i n ' College
or
calculators,
should
books
made
buildings.
apparent
they
posession
open
campus
number freedom occur.
of
incursions
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o f life
such
as this w h e r e
people
are allowed
o f access, A
fact
good
that, a very
o f 'walk
o f this
i n ' thieves
on an large
considerable
always
the person where
banks
as
heavy
have
h a v i n g
or
been
obtained
Broadsheet
for
the
forthcoming
a n d on
posters
College. I will just
mention the
of the Freshers'
Friday
Tickets
breathless
Dinners.
10th October 14th O c t o b e r 17th O c t o b e r
for these
are available
from
social reps a n d d e p reps a n d
also
from
first
Oh,
Union
Officers.
a n d by the way, welcome
IC.
a n d cheque
McGmness Hon Sec
shops
book.
Cycles Pedal
cycles
thieves
are currently
a n d if brought
very
attractive
o n to c a m p u s
should
be secured
heavy
chain
a n d stout
padlock.
Plastic
cables
o f the kind
purchased
in cycle
FEUX,
September
29, 1980
on
covered
rack
to
they
o f stealing
w h o prey
to t h e cycle
Paul Johnson RCSC VP
are of
little
deterrent
should
not be used.
please
insure
Car
to
thieves a n d
If y o u value
your
cycle
it.
Parking
Unless car
y o u have
College
C a r Park
venience parking
with
some place.
time
to time
and
a vehicle
a u t h o r i s e d to p a r k
d o not bring otherwise
person
recognise cycles
y o u will
Derelict vehicles
a r e also
it h a s b e e n
brought
who are quick abandoned.
the College
into
with
the Security
are requested
to
must
park
only
motor
in damage
vehicles
c a n result
to
Motor be
Officer a n d
Parking
a n d motor
a n dnot
it m a y q u i c k l y b e
a u t h o r i s e d p a r k i n g spaces.
cars
from
to t h e C o l l e g e
o f by the owner
by persons
that
incon-
w h i c h ceases t o be r o a d w o r t h y
o n the c a r park where
cannibalised
your
it i n t o t h e
w h o has a n authorised
a n embarassment
be disposed
should left
been
o n the campus
registered
is d u e t o t h e
p e r i o d i c a l spates deal
Other
Life Sci: F r i d a y
o n
students
is a n u n f o r t u n a t e
7:00pm.
a r e the events
by
Thefts It
inthe
Maths:
to
p r o m p t l y r e p o r t i n g to the S e c u r i t y O f f i c e r a n y
year
Sunday
is t h e B a r N i g h t
Physics: T u e s d a y
college.
C A P T A I N
College.
Lost
Street Office
Chemistry: Tuesday 7th October
closejy
a hectic
Oxford
Club.
institutions
Every
is
4th
the annual
These are:
into
b a r night
be
down
week.
dates
along.
straight
will
between
Saturday
9:30 a n d 10:00am;
Finally,
night in
tired of w e l c o m i n g
plunge
followed
along
about
we
Fair
Freshers' P u b
in Stan's
B a r at
around
entertaining you. A n Ents Concert
member);
display.
P r o t e c t i n g
you,
c a r to
so c o m e
racing car, of M r
D e Cadenet,
a
a
is o p e n
College,
types
finally
theR C S
in the R C S U
October
in
to the next
the
follows:
events will b e p u b l i s h e d i n F E L I X ,
welcomed
a r e invited to c o m e
Having
for everyone
not have
need
and
many
a n d caters
membership
stall.
to B o o n t h e Q u e e n s
a n d have
freshers
meet
first
g i v e t h e facts? a r e as
be a
meet
Those
tastes.
bread?
a n d in the evening
there
Union
to
is t h e
sliced
a n d 6:30pm;
between
the U n i o n Office, all G u i l d s w o m e n
by M r de
C l u b organises
benefit
Club
t o us
Cadenet.
of. e v e n t s
Motor
lent
—
5th
to r u b
a n d guaranteed
we then
you
will
illustrious
for all m a n n e r
Having
there Crawl
—
—
R C S U
September
Tiddlywinks
this
Concert
opportunity
with many
Guildsmen,
Cheers Rae
is t h e
held
It is v i t a l t h a t y o u a t t e n d
shoulders
to m e i n
event
in the U n i o n
afternoon
to say i n t h e next
Guilds
Reception,
that
b e at t h e F r e s h e r s '
afternoon
October
first
teeth convey
September is F r e s h e r s '
30th
will
6:00pm
pint
n o doubt I'll
problems,
in
Guildsheet.
there).
more
all
find
o f the elections
details
stall
y o u so o f t e n
i n the G r e a t H a l l at 2 : 0 0 p m ;
Tuesday
andH o n
Y o u will
fuck'
since
t h e facts
29th
U G M
planned
President
Treasurer.
more
B a r (and don't a
entertainments
'Oh
I t r y to
should I merely
Monday
the
Should
thing
Well,
treasurer
y o u start
with
to t h e b a c k
sick
impression
Or
s a w fit to
o u r midst.. Therefore,
Freshers'
of
be also
o u r able-bodied
to
your
the
greatest
t o p ' , t h e
be able
lit,
allfor now,
t h e
(Not
a n d welcome
you're
it a l l ?
of
almost
diverse
b u y the Exec
you're
That's
The
College
that
President.
be
S o r u s h a l o n g to see t h e n e w -
to
a
should
a n d enjoy
Southside
except
' m a n at
from
you're
while
Motor
a n d visit
effusive
c o n t e n t w i t h l e a v i n g us m i n u s
time
This
Guilds
t o as
H o w do
articles
Ed). S h o u l d I b e o v e r w h e l m i n g l y
-
Guildsmen.
y o u , i n fact
F U C K !
these
a
(?) i . e .
Reception o n Wednesday
C o m e
O H
extended
Welcome
everything
Guilds
C&G
to t h e
Imperial
of y o u with
hereafter
says
unfortunate nowhere
of
time
practical
sweep
forget
a n d see m e .
have
this
engineers,
the B a r .
t o still
welcome
world
to those
mainly
it
atmosphere
look
Crash Pad enough
from
T h i s was certainly true, b u t b y the
ale.
i n this issue o f
of y o u
A N O T H E R
wonderful
checking
i f it's a
o n e side
atmosphere
as
list
main
issue.
those
Y E T
Guildsmen.
bar down
relax
come
FELIX.
For
at
people
you home
before
finished,
your
letter-racks!)
come
of
is i n t h e lift
extensive
sites w i l l b e
m a p a n d alphabetical
societies
area,
don't
your
i f not please
—
to w a l k
late
the I C U H a n d b o o k
no
be setting u p .
should
are plenty
advise
"The a
lose.
however,
still
C&G
y o u n o t to w a n d e r
Southside B a r
a n d Sherfield
Please
was
urge the
especially
it a n d d o n ' t
In
Fair,
to
L a w n
2 : 3 0 p m ,
I would
City a n d Guilds U n i o n has plenty
name
after a l l ,
a l l afternoon
incident
occupant
stranger.
throughout
the bars o n b o t h
refreshment.
in
to take a n y
got n o t h i n g
will
open
U n i o n s
with
around
to p u t y o u r
Refectory/Queens and
armed
B a r ! ) . I ' d also
who
attention.
look
fees a t F r e s h e r s '
you've
the
your
not allowed
membership
the
with
a n d societies
a good
f o r lots
down
(there
around
to g r a b
free
term,
women
Fair
have
Southside
the most o f
y o u is o n s h o w ,
feel
C o l l e g e
to be alarmist, but
h a s to offer y o u .
100 clubs
Please
want
long,
is w h e r e t h e m o s t o f w h a t w e offer
about
suitably
after the v e r y u n f o r t u n a t e
night
Freshers' do
C o n s t i t u e n t
sleeping bag.
I
sick
stay
you make
IC Union
This
in
for 50p a
Security
yet a g a i n
and
Building
night, just t u r n u p at Beit A r c h w a y
a
YES,
y o u c a n get a c a m p - b e d
the
in the
in between to
both
cycles.
a
GRR C H I E F
S E C U R I T Y
Reeves
O F F I C E R
ents
films Capricorn One
Oct 2
The Eagle Has Landed
Oct 9
The Front Page
Oct 16
The Wild Geese
Oct 23
Oct 30
Death on the Nile
Nov 6
Exorcist II (The Heretic)
Nov 13
Foul Play
1980 Elliot G o u l d and Telly Savalas star in the worldwide deception about a space trip to Mars. Three 'dead' astronauts fight for their lives. A, 123mins.
Michael Caine, Donald Sutherland, Jenny Agutter, etc star. An attempt to kidnap Winston Churchill whilst disguised as Polish troops. A, 132mins.
Newspaper scoop on the execution of a Ch i cag o police killer. Jack Lemmon and Walter Matthau. A A , 105mins.
Richard Burton, Roger Moore, Richard Harris in fast moving war film. G o o d bloody action in Africa. A A , 134mins.
Agatha Christie thriller starring Peter Ustinov as Hercule Poirot. Lots of star victims. A, 140mins.
Richard Burton leads the sequel to the Exorcist. X, 102mins.
C o m e d y starring Dudley Moore and Goldie Hawn. Beautiful divorcee flees underworld menaces trying to kill her. A, 116mins.
Nov 20
Rag Premiere
Special surprise movie. First time actually shown live at IC on Nov 20, 1980.
Nov 27
Confessions from a Holiday Camp
Yet another "Confessions' film. This time in the Fun-for-all holiday camp. O h Godt X, 88mins.
m
mm
m
Looking For Mr Goodbar
Dec 4
Dec 11
Ken Russell's film based on the brilliant rock opera by the Who. Oliver Reed and Elton Jo h n co-star with Roger Daltrey in the lead. A A , m m i n s ^
Tommy
FELIX,
September
29,
Diane Keaton is the young woman on an erotic pub crawl. X, 136mins.
1980
CLUBS & SOCIETIES Opsoc smash box office records in Budleigh Salterton some
and
T h e invasion starts quietly; the first three c a r l o a d s arrive in the e a r l y e v e n i n g . T h e a d v a n c e p a r t y s p l i t s u p i n t o two g r o u p s , o n e to prepare for the arrival of the others the next day, the rest ( the author's party ) to c h e c k that the banner is correctly p o s i t i o n ed a b o v e the H i g h Street. T h i s being d o n e they q u i c k l y retire to The Feathers for a well e a r n e d pint. T h e O p e r a t i c S o c i e t y T o u r of B u d l e i g h Salterton begins.
Citroen Friday the
following
earnest
with
scenery
in a
unfortunate help
time
arrival
to
have
t o see By
complement
van
has
the
tickets.
not
popular around
first, more in
depart-
the
arrived;
all
Feathers;
begin
work.
the
Then
days
of
intensive
cast
in
the
evening,
restaurants T h e fresh
moves
around
the
in
a
blaze
of
With
publicity
in
a
the
o f T - s h i r t s a n d little green the
the
populace
thousands
in
are to
new form
posters,
flocking in
buy
the
their
tickets;
crew
r u m o u r s start o f b l a c k m a r k e t ticket
three
prices.
and
orchestra
in
the
Tour
the
locals
first
night
life
really
O n
the
are
invited
Thursday into
local Colonel.
are
IMPERIAL
the
social
The
COLLEGE
a the
is o v e r
the
gets
going.
select
group
home
g i n flows
is
on
occupied
in
show
by
and
to
from
rest
brings
the
London
Mysterious bags
previously
The
their
the
at
A
this
half
parents
other
friends;
church
half go
causes
L a Ronde
and
the
for
a
with
traffic Newton
Poppleford. The
evening. wettest no
week
i.e.
freely
goes
the out
begins show
with in
of
Tour;
Undaunted
company for
this
the
T O L K GLUB
splits
day.
The
the
year by up
a
the
T r a d i t i o n a l l y i t is
day
exception.
rain,
no
wheel
arches
the
week
pyjama
beautiful many
intact!
passes
The
quickly;
the concert
the
other
O n
Dartmoor
party,
bums
suddenly
party,
the
tennis
barbecue,
the
competition, social
and
events
are
over.
t h e last n i g h t , a n o t h e r
tradition
strikes.
Pitti
Tour
Sing
gets
l a r y n g i t i s a n d c a n ' t s i n g , b u t s u c h is the
competence
of
the
Opsoc
c h o r u s that this causes n o
problems
(well
ten
done,
Liz).
formances
and
realise
Tour
that
that
out
the
for
the
peace
to
for
do
is t o
and
a
go
last
we
descends
to
the
for
on
Salterton until next
The before
As
leaves
—
clean
pasty
London.
carload
Per-
concert
is r e a l l y o v e r
school
leaving Opsoc
After
one
remains
Feathers
last
London
Budleigh
time.
Alan
largest
Crewe
While we have your attention D O Y O U enjoy listening t o / s i n g i n g light
opera?
I f so,
Imperial College
Society,
•TV
T h e
from
barn dance,
is
and
pony
returns
of
all
second
off,
and
D a r t m o o o r .
competition,
charity
the
Afterwards,
take tea,
for
with
seafood
in sleeping
money
minibus
the
weekend
suitcases.
fund.
cream
jams
on
o n t h e S u n d a y is s u c c e s s f u l
raising
their
on
organised.
entombed
concert
a
of
to L y n m o u t h
a p p e a r at n i g h t i n s p a c e
day
After
the
Chinese
reinforcements
Society
a l l is w e l l .
parties go trekking
the
for the c h a r i t y c o n c e r t .
organ
night
After
middle
first
stage
rehearsing,
the
is
Mikado
Exmouth;
the
people in a
occurs;
fifteen
n i g h t , a large scale visit
c o n s t a n t fit o f d e p r e s s i o n . B u t b y t h e
afternoon. M e a n w h i l e ,
The
buying
follows
morning
the
Perhaps
Treasurer
full
a n d orchestra are d r i n k i n g
T h e
are not
the
with
evening
they
Those
arrive just
the e m p t y
the
striking back;
in
of
arrived
those
—
experience
ing.
cast
the
start
furniture van.
unload
Tour
things
2CV.
Exmouth
figures T h e
singing
w a y h o m e we get
alias
O P S O C
Operatic
or I C O S
is
a society y o u s h o u l d join. W e
have
three
main
Feb-
ruary
(this y e a r
March
we
This
year,
carol
on
as
singing
trip,
we
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LUNCH-HOUR
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at
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w i l l be cast
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you
STOIC,
to l e a r n h o w to o p e r a t e
the jobs
ten years ago
where
about
7th October,
colleges
student television network? (Student
Tuesday
its o w n
is o n e o f t h e f e w
College
evening
out more
Monday, September 29 •Guilds Concert
Reception, Hall.
2:00pm,
Union
• R C S Freshers' U G M , 2:00pm, Great Hall. • U L U Swimming Club, 6:30-7:30pm, U L U , Malet St. •Folk Club, present Muckram Wakes, 8:00pm, U n i o n Lower Refectory, pric e £1 to n o n - m e m b e r s ; 50p to mombers (membership £1).
J
d i s c u s s i o n is Rag Week and organising Tiddlywinks.
also
Wednesday, October 1 •Sports Trials, 12:30pm, meet Union Lower Lounge for trials at Hariington. •Guilds Women's Reception, 7:30pm, Guilds Union Office. • R C S Pub C r a w l , 6:30pm, Stan's Bar.
meet
Thursday, October 2 Tuesday, September 30 •Guilds U G M , 12:45pm, Mech Eng 2^0. • F r e s h e r s ' Fair, ,2:00pm, U n i o n B u i l d i n g , S h e r f i e l d , Q u e e n ' s Lawn (see insert). • Music Fair, 6:00-8:00pm, Music Room, 53 Princes Gate. • E N T S Freshers' Gig, Classix Noiiveaux, 8:00pm, Union Concert Hall, price £1.20 (or £1 with WUS badge). • R a g Committee Meeting, 6:30pm. Brown Committee Room (top of Union Building). All soc reps piease attend, a n y o n e e l s e i n t e r e s t e d in R a g welcome. Most important item for
September
29,
1980
• IC U G M , first of t e r m , 1:00pm, Great Hall, a d m i s s i o n F R E E and FREE balloons. •Lunch-hour Concert, 1:30pm, The Coull String Quartet, Music Room, 53 Princes Gate. • E N T S Film, Capricorn One, 6:30pm, Mech Eng 220, price 40p. •Guilds Ents Concert, Portraits and John Dowie, 7:00pm, Union Concert Hall, price £1. •Bedford College Folk Club, Ceilidh 8:00pm, a d m i s s i o n with Ryegrass, 50p. •Kings College Folk Club, Cei.idh, 8:00pm, Macadam Building, Surrey St.
REVIEWS Records
One
Trick
IT -
R o b e r t
HAS
released
P a l m e r
After Island ILPS 9595 R O B E R T P A L M E R , whilst always p r o d u c i n g good
sometimes
and
never
original
material
has
r e a l l y b e c o m e v e r y p o p u l a r in t h i s
country. that.
T h i s a l b u m will d o little to
Palmer
has
found
- Paul
change
a new
toy
Bros —
K56846
been
years
five
These
since
Paul
Simon
Still
Crazy
a n d it w a s w i t h
Years,
probably
go
down
best late at
night.
If y o u like the P a u l S i m o n laid b a c k style,
his last original a l b u m ,
All
Pony is a v e r y mellow a l b u m , that
O n e Trick
Simon
will
Warner C l u e s
Pony
then this is an a l b u m for y o u . T h e s e
songs
get
them
better
However,
the
more
if y o u
are
you
a
hear
newcomer
Paul.
to
interest I listened to this, his first a l b u m o n
S i m o n ' s solo w o r k then I wo u l d not r e c o m m e n d
W a r n e r B r o s . T h e s o n g s were written in 1978/9
it
for a film ' O n e T r i c k P o n y ' , w h i c h stars P a u l
immediacy.
as
it
is
too
laid
back
S i m o n . In the five years since his last release, Simon's
musical
style
has
barely
changed.
Records
courtesy
of IC
and
it
lacks
Dave Radio.
Fuller
—
electronics. H e has also found a n e w friend. Gary
Numan
appears
on
wrote
two
of the
tracks
and
he has his w i c k e d way with her only to find
Films
one.
The
an upbeat tune that c o m b i n e s P a l m er 's voice some
with
'Sulky
fairly
Girl'
electronics Robert
funky
electronic
follows
which
then treated to the rose a m o n g and
anyone's After
the
to p r o d u c e a r u n - o f - t h e - m i l l
P a l m e r r o c k a n d roll s o n g .
'Johnny
the
backing.
drops
Mary'.
An
We
the
excellent
that the
listening to,
apart
Laughing'
on
from
side
Not
even
the
most
one
track,
classic,
he
has
Mary',
what's-her-name's kitchen (watch
yes, there's
And
chaperone
for the
awful
is to a d d the
the ghost (?)
in the
now
which
was
the is
a
What the Swedish Butler -
not
At
failed.
D r a m a
other
word
of J a c k the stabbing
back.
glowing r e p o r t
the
3-D m o v i e with m y weekly p o r n o film, a n d I
but apart f r o m
and
from
a n d his m a i n role,
F I N A L L Y I m a d e it, m y ambition to mix m y first
boring.
'Johnny
in the
him.
straight
Up
Gary
R o b e r t Palmer with this a l b u m has tried to keep up with the times,
keeping
busy
everyone
N u m a n c a n save it. T h e t r a c k s he wrote are probably
Show
than
a t h l e t e , not
Butler comes
Ripper who goes a r o u n d almost
worth
'Woke
perhaps
two.
Muppet
Oh
by
single.
a l b u m is basically not
sexual
S w e d i s h a n d all it's c o n n o t a t i o n s to the title.
thorns:
s t a n d a r d s , a n d also a g o o d
the
Swedish
vegetable insinuations),
are
track
she's
that
T h e a l b u m starts with ' L o o k i n g F o r C l u e s ' ,
the
snug
glasses
fitting
were
a
good
bargain, a n d we were allowed to
keep
them
and though
that
we w e r e
informed
they were not sunglasses, 1 a m sure I c a n put
Saw
them
to
The
(Cineccnta)
Y e s
disappointed.
30p,
good
use.
director
not
only
used
the
three
d i m e n s i o n a l effects beautifully, but c o n t i n u e d to use his delicious m o d e l s in a way that was
Atlantic IN
T H E P U B L I C I T Y claims that this is the first
K50736
T H E past
Yes
have
producing albums
had
the
knack
of
which sounded
almost
exactly like all of their p r e d e c e s s o r s ,
but still
selling
millions of
them.
T h a t was
the
Yes
with J o n A n d e r s o n as lead vocalist, a n d for the
most
part
with
keyboards. However, perhaps
the
new
called
Yuggles.
Horn,
the
stepped
Wakeman
on
Y e s have c h a n g e d
Rick
and
group
Geoff
should
Downes
masterminds
really
and
behind
in to replace M e s s r s
Buggies,
surprise sound
a new
and
the
sounding
perhaps
same
t racks,
and
ev e n
as
they
consists
then one
to
my
is
not
in these matters,
it is.
A t ÂŁ 3 . 2 0 a go, including the disposable (not to be u s e d twice, etc. . . ) 3- D glasses, the film is hardly r e c o m m e n d a b l e . T o be blunt, the film is not only u n e r o t i c , b u t t h e d i r e c t o r , it s e e m s , a l m o s t forgot
totally
he was filming in three d i m e n s i o n s . In
fact, save sixty s e c o n d s
of d r e a m i n g by ' o u r
o n a black b a c k g r o u n d , m y expectations
of
the use of three d i m e n s i o n a l p h o t o g r a p h y
to
six
is less
complement sadly Set
in an
s t a n d a r d 'sex'
and
parts of F l o y d ' s Wish
competence
movie
Edwardian climate,
fulfilment
of
bit
went
to sexual
'our hero'.
is attained
The
impersonations The
the
I have
album
has
on
best
keyboards
love'.
Wakeman
forcibly cons
heard.
several
good
and
several
b a d points. T h e p r o d u c t i o n is excellent the
music
However despite vocals
is g e n e r a l l y
the
quite
and
accessible.
lyrics are still very b l a n d a n d
a c o n s i d e r a b l e effort, are not
Trevor Horn's
quite of the s a m e calibre of
The
answer
ra pe,
to
using
though
he
this, apparently, all
the
electrical
is
to
mod-
at y o u r disposal, the first d e m u r e demure
and
and
respectable
young
lady
is
s o m e girl he meets in the N a t i o n a l G a l l e r y , and
all the
at
his
disposal, is a r o o m , unfortunately n a m e d
the
'snuggery',
electrical
with s u c h
mod-cons
devices
as
a
Chinese
A n d e r s o n . T h e a l b u m c o v e r , itself a w o r k of
tickler (a h a n d - w o u n d device with a
art, is taken
o n the e n d w h i c h c o u l d be d i r e c t e d a n y w h e r e . .
yet again from
painting.
A l l in all the
another
Yes
album.
like
. . .), the world's first, though I'm sure there
and
are m a n y n o w , electrically o p e r a t e d pulsating
Yes
flourescent
have
p r o d u c e d a n a l b u m t h a t will fan.
feather
looks
Horn
e
integrated
Dean
Downes
package
Messrs
have
many a Y s
been
a Roger
totally a n d
please
examination
dildo
and
couch.
a very
Needless
devious to
ever,
playing
the
part
of
the
us to all sorts of exciting positions f r o m Kama
the
Sutra.
The
m a i n plot, h o w e v e r ,
revolved
around
the s t u d trying to s e d u c e a stunning beautiful virginal m a i d e n he met,
quite by c h a n c e , in
the N a t i o n a l G a l l e r y . After
considerable
numerous whet
our
marvellous the
electric appetite, body,
effort
devices, we
as
were
she
involving
serving
only
treated
stood
to
to her
strapped
to
wall!
September
29,
should
leave
delightful
it to
you
1980
to
experience
this
adventure.
Simon
Middelboe
The
Discreet
Charm of
the
Bourgeoisie
Showing at the Minema, Knightsbridge, until O c t o b e r 15th, this film is an excellent example of the work of the F r e n c h director Luis Bunuel. B r i l l i a n t l y f u n n y , the film offers a s a t i r i c a l , slightly surrealistic view of the lives of a select group of rich friends, plotting their course from d i n n e r p a r t y to d i n n e r p a r t y t h r o u g h s u c h incidents as their arrest for drug smuggling and the invasion of their house by the army on manoeuvres. T h e film is funny, intriguing, and superb entertainment, and is highly recommended by the editor and reviews staff.
say,
together with too m u c h ill-conceived c o m e d y ,
FEUX,
as
finds
respectable y o u n g lady y o u meet. In this c a s e , the
ravishing
Dors'
there is still s o m e t h i n g missing, 'a thing called
are
erotic.
sexual
in D i a n a
brothel
possibly
sorry!),
film
It Really H a p p e n ' is the other major track o n
which
I'm
the
competence
side o n e . It's a typical fast m o v i n g Y e s t r a c k , w h i c h has s o m e nice t o u c h e s
(yes
and
It was g o o d to see D i a n a D o r s , still l o o k i n g as
T h o u g h I c o u l d write o n for h o u r s , I think I
the p r o g r e s s
' M a c h i n e M e s s i a h ' , r e m i n d s m e a lot of s o m e 'Does
the
unfulfilled.
outlines
subtle
both
brothel ' m a d a m e ' a n d treating 'our h e r o ' a n d
Yes did.
Were Here.
and
our
than three minutes long. T h e o p e n i n g t r a c k , You
which,
made,
out of the s c r e e n , with a r m s a n d legs flailing,
of a m e r e
of t h e m
knowledge, extensive,
ever
were
To
ever
film
h e r o ' w h e n n a k e d ladies were seen s w i m m i n g
disappointment,
today
T h e a l b u m Drama
Yes.
porno
and
Wakeman
A n d e r s o n a n d m o s t , including myself, expecting
be
Trevor
3-D
Dave
Jago
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13
unable to offer rooms. As it turns out, places had been booked by Mr Stotesbury for two conferences of similar sounding names but which were, in fact, the same conference. Hence Liz wasted a lot of her time as there is plenty of College accommodation for the delegates and College is faced with the problem of filling the rooms now empty. A further Stotesbury atrocity has come to light! During the occupation of the Senior Dining Room last October a large number of letters (approximately 150) were written by the occupants to their MPs and the press and radio in the hope of publicising the occupation. However, they seemed to have little effect; this is now easily understood as Liz Lindsay found the letters tucked away at the back of the filing cabinet in the Union Office.
By B.B. Wolffe Hi, I'm B B Wolffe and I'm in charge of exposes, scandals, caustic comments and wry wit. Mr Marshall has allowed me to cast my evil eye over College and the Union and to pick faults. I am very grateful for the opportunity. I must emphasise that Fishy Tales is not - I don't like any of this a gossip column bitchy rubbish about various Union officers shagging in Chem Eng toilets. Fishy Tales is simply a cynic's view of everyday College life. If YOU have any ideas for future articles then by all means write to me - of course, you won't be credited.
IF T H E person next to you in the lecture theatre smells a little bad, it is a good bet that he is a New Linstead resident. Students in this hall are unable to take showers because they have only one temperature setting — extremely hot (although if you wait long enough you may get 'blistering'). As if this wasn't bad enough, there are no shower curtains meaning that your clothes and/or towel on the hook on the back of the door are going to get pretty wet. And, wait for it, the showers have been specifically designed to leak onto the hall carpet! On my way out I espied a sign on the bathroom requesting that shower attachments be not used in the bath (why not use the shower? Hee! Heel). Later on, I found out that the bathrooms had not been undersealed and the overflow pipes overflow onto the floor. A s I write this very word, I am reliably informed by the person reading over my shoulder that new Linstead has had numerous floods over the summer.
IT S E E M S that Mr Roger Stotesbury (current R C S U Bookshop Rep and last year's I C U Hon Sec) is a marked man in the IC Union Office. Liz Ljndsay expressed her desire "to strangle the wee little bugger" when she discovered that the hall accommodation for the I N C O S T (5th International Conference for S t u d e n t s O f T e c h n o l o g y ) h a d been 'double booked' by Mr Stotesbury. Liz has s p e n t a c o n s i d e r a b l e a m o u n t of time attempting to find accommodation for the c o n f e r e n c e delegates that C o l l e g e were
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Is THIS what U G A s are awarded for?
L A D I E S r u g b y is not d e a d . F o l l o w i n g numerous reports in the national press last term, Weekend magazine has just got round to it (3—9 S e p t e m b e r ) . U n d e r the title ' S C R U M P T I O U S ' we were treated to a picture of some of the girls 'relaxing with a pint' in the Union Bar and another of Mary Harrington's bum in the scrum.
\liim
SAC
buudd
T H E S U M M E R Accommodation Centre does it again! For the second year running, S A C have not charged a key deposit for Garden Hall keys issued to student cleaners. Last year, a number of keys went missing during the summer (not to mention the Southside, Linstead and Weeks M A S T E R key which turned up after a little internal bickering when it was discovered an S A C employee had procured it for his/her own use of the Hall launderettes). This year, a similar number have gone missng. Mr Turk (Warden of Garden Hall) is very concerned that most rooms have an average 27 people access and is demanding that a deposit be charged next year.
Veem w
tite dwik
W E A T FELIX are fed up with pissing on our shoes. The Union bog lights have now been out of action for over a month. Rachel Jane Snee (ICU Deputy President) should pull her finger out pretty soon or that poor old tree in the Q u a d is going to die of alcoholic poisoning.
tjelfow
puke
S O M U C H for the new g rey c a r p e t s ('costing hundreds') in the Maths Building. When will College realise that carpets were not designed for the average IC student? The toilet in Maths seems to do good trade as the carpet has been almost worn down to the tiles in that area. A n d how foolish to put the carpet near the coffee machine (have you been able to remove a cup without spilling at least a third of its contents on the floor?). Best of all was the technicolour yawn deposited not so long ago — the cleaners were talking about that one for weeks. A trip to the Union Lower Lounge will show what IC students think of carpets. This
FELIX,
September
29, 1980
carpet was put down only last term and now it is in a disgusting state — I have heard r u m o u r s that human excreta has been trodden into it! Finally, how silly to put carpets on the stairs of Bernard Sunley House; what was wrong with the good old lino that had coped remarkably well when one considers the deviancies peculiar to B S H . A l l h o p e is not l o s t , h o w e v e r ; the chemistry department has recently come up with what they believe is the answer to the students' mistreatment of carpets — they have hung theirs on the wall!
Tke >ici 5eto Ut A U T H O R I T A T I V E sources indicate that the much vaunted cook-freeze system is not working in College as intended. It appears that frozen food from the Sherfield kitchens is being kept in a normal refreigerator in Southside for a number of weeks before being served up in the refectory there. After this period of time it is long thawed out and getting rotten (see 'Mouldy Chickens' story in the last issue). According to the cook-freeze system, the food should be heated from frozen just before serving. The message is simple — don't eat in Southside unless you don't mind risking food poisoning!
VwhoM S A D N E W S for all Lower Lounge pinball devotees: the pinball machines were removed after one was c o m p l e t e l y w r e c k e d by person(s) unknown on 23rd August. There has not been a pinball machine in the L o u n g e since then a n d it is u n c e r t a i n whether we are going to see one in the near future (although Rachel Jane promises that new machines will appear by the start of term).
T O D A Y The Oily Dowson Memorial Prize for Misleading Headlines was awarded to Mr S J Marshall. Mr Marshall rose to fame last month with Alf Coleman's Vasectomy.
A N N I E ' S resonant, nay divinely graceful voice has been heard booming out across the Union premises over the tannoy lately requesting that snooker players bring back their balls. Indeed, it is easy to forget time while engrossed in a game, but could it be that people do not return their balls on time because the Union takes their watches as a deposit for them?
L A S T T E R M , some 75 trolleys were returned to Waitrose in Gloucester Road after a visit to IC by the assistant manager. Recently, a friend of ours, went down to Waitrose to ask if he could borrow a trolley to move his luggage into his new room. The manageress told him that they had only 28 trolleys left and muttered something about all those IC students taking them. Nevertheless, she c o u l d s e e t h a t o u r f r i e n d w a s a trustworthy sort, and after all, he die! have the decency to ask; so she took him into the back room and gave him a Safeway trolley!
SPORT
Hockey F O L L O W I N G a highly successful season last year, this session we i n t e n d to i m p r o v e the a l r e a d y h i g h r e p u t a t i o n of I m p e r i a l College H o c k e y C l u b . T h e standard of the four teams regularly p l a y i n g on S a t u r d a y afternoons varies from the 1st X I p l a y i n g league games twice weekly with t r a i n i n g every T u e s d a y (indeed all C l u b m e m b e r s a r e e n c o u r a g e d to attend these sessions) through to the 4 t h X I w h o s e g a m e s are played in a more social atmosphere.
Fencing W E L C O M E to Imperial College a n d all its excellent opportunities. W e at the I C F C c a n offer y o u not only first class c o a c h i n g at all levels, from P r o f A M o l d a v a n y i , but also a full range o f equipment in all three weapons. W e have o u r o w n ' e l e c t r i c b o x ' w h i c h we encourage a l l interested members to use (know what you mean squire Ed). O f course the c h a n g i n g facilities i n c l u d e showers, a n d believe us after two hours of h a r d work y o u ' l l want one! W e meet o n T h u r s d a y s at 12:30pm in the U n i o n G y m w h i c h , incidentally has just h a d a new floor laid.
T h i s season for the first time the 2 n d X I will be p l a y i n g in a league a n d this will increase the opportunity for players to play league hockey. T h e C l u b has the use of sporting facilities at H a r i i n g t o n , to w h i c h coaches are p r o v i d e d , leaving the U n i o n A r c h w a y . These facilities consist of four excellent pitches, good c h a n g i n g facilities a n d a bar for P O S T - m a t c h refreshment. T h i s season, n u m e r o u s social events have been arranged, such as P i e s & M a s h , D i n n e r , a n d P i z z a - N i g h t ; it is hoped that with suitable support these will become regular events. A n y o n e interested should come a l o n g to our stall at Freshers' F a i r or report with y o u r kit on Wednes d a y or S a t u r d a y l u n c h t i m e s at 1 : 0 0 p m in the U n i o n L o w e r L o u n g e ; ask for Pete Hughes.
T h i s year o u r m a i n a i m will be to i m p r o v e l i n k s w i t h o t h e r L o n d o n colleges. E s t a b l i s h i n g links with n a t i o n a l universities will also be investigated. F e n c i n g is an exacting sport, r e q u i r i n g a g r e a t d e a l o f selfdiscipline especially in the early stages of learning, but we hope that in the sociable c l u b atmosphere you w i l l find it a n enjoyable a n d stimulating sport. C o m e a n d see us at the Freshers' F a i r . W e ' l l be delighted to see y o u . If y o u miss us there, try contacting one of us for more information: Pat C o l e m a n , Physics P G (Captain); Dave M u s k e r , M a t Sci 2 (Treasurer); or P h i l B i r d , E l e c E n g 2 (Secretary).
Mixed Hockey Soccer I F Y O U enjoy r u n n i n g a r o u n d after a bit o f inflated leather then this is the c l u b for you. W e w i l l be h a v i n g t r i a l s o n the first W e d n e s d a y a n d S a t u r d a y afternoon at o u r sports g r o u n d at H a r i i n g t o n ( m e e t at 12:30 in the U n i o n L o w e r L o u n g e ) . Also if you w o u l d like to get p a i d for the privilege of refereeing (and be fully trained to do it) we w o u l d like to see you. If you are interested in h e l p i n g the c l u b out come to o u r Freshers' F a i r stall to sign o n a n d have a chat with us. Steve ICAFC
CLUB
Veats
CAPTAIN
D U R I N G r e c e n t seasons the M i x e d H o c k e y side has h a d few games due to inclement weather a n d a shortage of lady players. T h i s season however with some fine fixtures arranged we hope to be p l a y i n g more often. These matches o n Sundays are of a sociable nature against teams such as Guinness (with laid on supplies of stock), B a n k o f E n g l a n d (without similar free gifts) a n d it is hoped two tournaments — the Worthing Penguin Weekend and another still being arranged. It is hoped this year to provide transport to all venues by either car or minibus.
Waterpolo Club piss all over opposition O N 21st J u n e the I C W a t e r Polo C l u b set off on it's yearly tour of Dorset. It was a cold grey S a t u r d a y m o r n i n g as t w o v a n s a n d o n e m o p e d headed south-west. After almost half of the j o u r n e y h a d b e e n c o m p l e t e d we s t o p p e d at L y m i n g t o n to play our first m a t c h o f the t o u r a g a i n s t L y m i n g t o n S w i m m i n g C l u b . T h e m a t c h was to take place in an, open air seawater pool, however the opposition refused to play, because: a) the water was too c o l d ; b) it started r a i n i n g heavily; a n d c) there was not e n o u g h w a t e r i n the p o o l because the p u m p had failed. N e v e r t h e l e s s the m a t c h took place at N e w M i l t o n S w i m m i n g .Pool. Phil Mills and Barry, s c o r e d two goals in the first quarter a n d N i c k B u c k l a n d scored the t h i r d goal as his farewell present to the club. H o w e v e r L y m i n g t o n fought back a n d equalised in the third quarter a n d at the same time J i m W i l l i a m s was the first I C player to be sent off d u r i n g the tour. P h i l Thwa it es scored two more goals in the final quarter, so we w o n o u r first m a t c h 5-3.
D a v e saved a penalty. Therefore we established a good lead over, our opposition a n d they never m a n a g e d to c a t c h u p w i t h us. P h i l l M i l l s a n d C l i f f scored two more goals a n d the final score was 7-5 to us. T h e t h i r d match was held at B o v ing t on A r m y C a m p against the J u n i o r Leaders . T h e i r team was r a t h e r i n e x p e r i e n c e d a n d D i m i t r i , Pat, N i c k Last, Phil Sinclair and J o h n Heeferson scored five goals i n the first quarter. D u r i n g the rest of the game our scoring slowed d o w n , however J i m W i l l i a m s scored a goal after putting a great deal o f effort. T h e final score was 9-4 to us. O n T h u r s d a y we h a d our final game against B r i d p o r t S C at West B a y . W e p l a y e d in the r i v e r , w h i c h was extremely c o l d . P h i l M i l l s a n d P h i l Thwa it e s scored a hat-trick each a n d Barry scored the seventh. F i n a l score 7-2 to I C .
W e stayed at the S a n d y H o l m e s C a r a v a n Site outside W e y m o u t h . W e played our second m a t c h , the most difficult, on T u e s d a y against B o u r n e m o u t h C i t y . T h e score at the end of the first quarter was 22, Steve T a y l o r a n d P h i l M i l l s scoring two goals. In the second quarter C l i f f Spooner scored two goals (one from a penalty). B a r r y scored another one a n d o u r goalie
T h e whole tour was a resounding success, both in the pool a n d out. W e kept u p the excellent reputation of the C l u b a n d the college by not losing a m a t c h . T h e t e a m was: J i m W i l l i a m s , Cliff Spooner, Phil Mills, Nick Buckland, Phil Thwaites, D i m i t r i P a p a c o n s t a n t i n o u, D a v e Roberts, Pat Porter, Barry A s w i n . N i c k Last, J o h n Heffernon, Steve Tayler, Phil Sinclair and A m i r Abdul. Dimitri
Results Service F E L I X w o u l d d e a r l y love t o p r o v i d e a n efficient r e s u l t s s e r v i c e for its s p o r t s m a d r e a d e r s . T h i s relies o n all c l u b c a p t a i n s (or e q u i v a l e n t s ) b r i n g i n g in r e s u l t s of S a t u r d a y g a m e s Wednesday
games
by W e d n e s d a y
by 5:30pm
Monday
and
(yes, the s a m e day!). Y o u r
c o o p e r a t i o n w o u l d be a p p r e c i a t e d . If t h e r e is insufficient r e s p o n s e w e s h a l l b r a n d y o u all a s w a n k e r s a n d d r o p the s p o r t s p a g e w h i c h the E d i t o r h a t e s a n y w a y .
Interested? T h e n contact either P h i l W e b b or C a t h y Crossley at Freshers' F a i r .
Canoe T H E C L U B is l o o k i n g forward to another good season. Last year we h a d river trips to the W y e , U s k Fifey a n d D a r t a n d four surfing weekends in C o r n w a l l . T h e s u m m e r tour to the F r e n c h A l p s was also successful, although some of o u r canoes d i d n ' t like the rocks.
• A person emerging backwards
on the tip of a polaris missile at Rabion,
FEUX,
FRANCE.
September
(Note look of
29,
1980
surprise.)
W e c a n cater for all abilities, so even if y o u ' r e a complete novice don't be afraid to come a l o n g a n d see us at Freshers' F a i r or at the s w i m m i n g p o o l at 6 : 3 0 p m a n y Tuesday.
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while it is certainly true that they do fund projects in S o u t h A f r i c a , A L L of the other major b a n k s h o l d a c c o u n t s with B a r c l a y s International. T o end my outburst on this topic, I would like to stab a few IC Anti-apartheid G r o u p freaks in the back: Y o u might be interested to learn that M r D e r r y c k Everett, a former D e p u t y President, and chief exponent of the 'Let's stop the Boat C l u b going to S o u t h A f r i c a ' bandwagon does indeed bank with Barclays. W h e n I questioned h i m about his hypocritical view on life he confessed that he was 'somewhat embarrassed' by it but had formed his strong anti-aparteid views after he had got a bank account. It was too m u c h trouble for him to change now, yet standing up at U G M ' s and slagging off the Boat C l u b (very eloquently, I might add) seems little effort.
"Hello,
good
evening,
and
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I suppose I'd better extend a w a r m welcome to all y o u freshers or I'll loose my street credibility right from day one. (That was it, incidentally) Y o u ' r e n o w reading F E L I X , one of the best student newspapers in the country. I was elected last year, along with L i z , Rae, and J o h n , to edit it for this session. U n l i k e some college papers, F E L I X is not constitutionally b o u n d t o t o w the p a r t y l i n e . F E L I X c a n criticize as well as praise U n i o n policy. T h e idea of press freedom is actively encouraged by both the College and the U n i o n , although in individual cases, some people have wished t h a t t h e y c o u l d r e s t r a i n F E L I X to s o m e e x t e n t . T h e F E L I X m o t t o s u m s it a l l u p : ' K e e p T h e C a t Free'. This year's
ICU
Handbook
I w o u l d like to congratulate D ave C r a b b e on p r o d u c i n g u n d o u b t e d l y the best U n i o n H a n d b o o k that I C U has seen. H i s coverage of c l u b s a n d f r e s h l y w r i t t e n p u b - g u i d e articles, etc, has taken away the usual task of the F E L I X Editor of re-doing t h e m for Freshers' F E L I X . M o s t (but not all) of the clubs featured are the ones who couldn't be bothered to submit an article for the H a n d b o o k . After spending m a n y , many hours pasting all this up I c a n only express m y admiration for D a v e C r a b b e f o r s t i c k i n g t o it f o r 72 p a g e s a n d m y contempt for these clubs. In retrospect, I should have c h u c k e d all of their offerings in the bin. I hope next year's F E L I X E d i t o r will h e e d my w o r d s a n d b l a c k l i s t c l u b s not bothering to submit to the H a n d b o o k . The
Anti-Aparteid
A n d what about Aftab Gujral? H e figures prominently in the A n t i - A p a r t e i d G r o u p and banks with B a r c l a y s . H o w e v e r , he seems to have his head screwed on the right way as while c o n d e m n i n g aparteid, he realises that it doesn't matter which bank y o u have your account with as they've all got S o u t h A f r i c a n c o n n e c t i o n s . If t h e y c a n ' t e v e n a g r e e a m o n g s t t h e m s e l v e s w h y s h o u l d w e be subjected to their ramblings with the possible risk of loosing valuable advertising revenue for U n i o n publications. I will not accept these smear campaigns in F E L I X . Anti-apartheid G r o u p at I C has done more for the cause of anti-anti-apartheid than its intended a i m . A pity. People
who
got
on my tits this
week
Y o u may see a c o p y of the Liberal C l u b newspaper Forward a r o u n d College today. Its headlines are constructed with letraset s t o l e n f r o m t h e F E L I X O f f i c e after t h e s e Liberal bum-boys were adamantly told that they couldn't use it. I shall be sending them an extortionate bill for materials and if they don't pay it, I shan't bother too m u c h about including any of their articles in F E L I X . People
to whom
I am
indebted
this
week
M a n y thanks to D a v e J a g o , M a r k S m i t h , Eric Jarvis, Pinball, Simon Middelboe, Simon Turner, Dave Britton, Colin Palmer, T i m Hillyer, M a r k K u s e , Nigel M a s t e r s , Barney M c C a b e , B a r r y A u s t i n , and B . B . , D . G . , Ian and M a z
Security overtime ban College security guards a n d messengers have implemented an overtime ban due to the b r e a k d o w n in talks with College over revised rates of pay. O v e r t h e p a s t m o n t h , t h e n u m b e r of messengers a n d security guards have been r e d u c e d ; the complaint is that College are trying to impose new manning levels on them without settling pay first. T h e last N U P E U n i o n m e e t i n g w a s o n W e d n e s d a y , 24th A p r i l . T h i s was a result of t h e m e s s e n g e r s a n d g u a r d s c a l l i n g off a previous overtime ban due to start on 22nd September after College promised further talks. H o w e v e r , M r D a v i d s o n , the p e r s o n n e l secretary, failed to turn up for this meeting and the U n i o n e x e c u t i v e s were merely presented with a list of manning levels to be w o r k e d with the reduced staff. It was then decided to impose the overtime ban. C o n f u s i o n was c a u s e d in College departments as the N U P E circular read: " A w o r k to rule by all messengers will start at 7am on S a t u r d a y , 2 7 t h S e p t e m b e r , 1980. U n t i l further notice". In actual fact, a w o r k to rule was voted down in favour of the overtime ban. In the B e i t / U n i o n building this means that there will be no messenger from 7am to 9am, with erratic manning at weekends.
John Retires J o h n M c H a l e , the m u c h l i k e d B e i t H a l l m e s s e n g e r , h a s r e t i r e d to h i s g a r d e n in K i l b u r n . J o h n , w h o w a s at I C for s e v e n years, was made a life member of I C U n i o n and presented with a cheque by the Irish President, J o h n Passmore. F E L I X , with w h i c h J o h n has always had close ties, presented him with an engraved F E L I X plaque. W e all wish J o h n a long and happy retirement
While you are reading this, another F E L I X is being
produced.
Why aren't you helping? C o n t r a r y to popular belief, F E L I X does not appear by magic. People are needed to work on FELIX. We can offer you: All night orgies (collating) Fun with glue and paper (paste-up) 20 nude persons in your room(photos) etc
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It is a pity that D a v e s h o u l d have m a r r e d his H a n d b o o k by including the article entitled " T h e D o n ' t B a n k with B a r c l a y s b i t " on p69. T h i s is n o t h i n g b u t a n u n f a i r a t t a c k o n Barclays B a n k . W h i l e most people disagree with apartheid, I feel that at a time when b a n k s a r e c o m p e t i n g f o r c u s t o m e r s by placing advertisements w h i c h help, in turn, to fund the p r o d u c t i o n of the H a n d b o o k , it is certainly not right to attack one particular bank in s u c h a way. Barclays has been a t t a c k e d by extreme f a c t i o n s i n m a n y c o l l e g e s t h r o u g h o u t the c o u n t r y , but it may interest you to k n o w that t h e y s t i l l r e t a i n a h i g h e r p r o p o r t i o n of student accounts than any other bank. It is illogical to single out B a r c l a y s , for
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PRIZES!!!!!
Editor
FELIX is published by the Editor for and on behalf of the Imperial College Union Publications Board, and is printed by the Union Print Unit, Prince Consort Road, London, SW7 2BB. (589 5111 ext. 1048/int. 2881) Copyright FELIX 1980. Editor: S.J. Marshall, Advertising Manager: M.A. Smith. Registered at the GPO as a newspaper.
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