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The Robots Are Coming
by Broadsheep
A sheep
Contents
Small Ads
Hugh’s bit
Art
Art workshops
Cinema
Dance Food
Music
Music workshops
Band directory
Theatre
Word
Grass roots Comp therapies
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I is going to put you all out of a job. It seems it can write and record hit songs in the style of anyone you like from Elvis to Jay-Z, paint pictures of urban sunsets in the style of Van Gogh put together film of famous peoples heads on other peoples bodies and write you a brand new Hemingway novel or Shakespeare play! Hey, that’s given me an idea. Perhaps some Chatbot could write my editorials for me I deserve a rest after 30 years. Lets give it a go. I can sign up for a free try on ‘Jasper’ and ‘Copy. ai’ I press go. 15 seconds later I have my editorial !!! It usually takes me a couple of days to get my shit together that means I’ve wasted 720 days of my life writing this nonsense when I could have been out having fun. Okay let’s see what it’s churned out. Most people are familiar with local listings magazines, which are full of restaurant reviews, store listings, and other information about the area. But what many people don’t realize is that these magazines often leave out important information. In short, local listings magazines can be useful starting points, but they rarely tell you what you need to know. If you’re looking for reliable, up-to-date information about a particular area, it’s best to do your own research. That way, you can get the complete picture and find the best options for your needs. And if you don’t have the time or energy to do your own research, you can always just take a wild guess and hope for the best!
Okay that’s quite enough of the negative bullshit. Tell me something about the music scene.
Are you a fan of rock music? If so, you’re in luck! The Welsh Borders are home to some of the most exciting live music events around. From rock concerts to festivals, there’s something for everyone. So come join us as we take a look into the exciting world of live music events on the Welsh Borders! So grab your tickets and get ready for an unforgettable experience - it’s time to rock out on the Welsh Borders!
That’s a bit more positive. Any downsides?
Attending rock concerts on the Welsh Borders can be a great experience, but there are some drawbacks that you should be aware of. From loud music to long queues and expensive tickets, there are plenty of things that can put a damper on your fun. So before you head out to your next rock concert, make sure you know the pitfalls associated with attending these events!
Hey, I said no negativity what about say ….. the local cycling scene?
Wales is a country full of incredible bike routes and trails that offer cyclists an unforgettable experience. From the Welsh Borders to the coastal paths, there are plenty of opportunities for cyclists to explore Wales by bicycle. Whether you are looking for a leisurely ride or an adventurous journey, Wales has something for everyone. So grab your helmet and get ready to hit the road - it’s time to explore the incredible bike routes of Wales!
Now you are getting the hang of it. It’s a bit too general but a much healthier tone. If you’re looking for an unforgettable experience of local cuisine, then a visit to the Welsh Borders is a must. Here, you can wander through the countryside and sample some of the most delicious traditional dishes from this region. From traditional snack bars to fine dining restaurants, there’s something for everyone in this area. You’ll be able to invigorate your senses with the unique flavours and aromas of local ingredients while discovering all that this beautiful region has to offer. So come and explore the Welsh Borders and indulge in its delicious local cuisine!
Good. Although it’s not exactly Mr Pernickety is it? How about a more general view of the magazine?
It seems like every time you pick up a magazine, the headlines promise to tell you the “secrets” to life that you need to know. But, more often than not, what you find in magazines is far from the truth. Magazines rarely tell you what you actually need to know in order to live a successful, meaningful life. For starters, magazines rarely talk about the importance of mental health. They often portray a false image of perfection and beauty that is impossible to achieve. Magazines rarely talk about the importance of relationships, either. It’s easy to think that all relationships are based on physical attraction and romance, but in reality, healthy relationships take a lot of effort and time to sustain. Learning how to properly communicate, express yourself, and trust someone is key to having successful relationships.
What the hell do you know about physical attraction and mental health you’re a bloody computer that’s considered the question for 15 seconds.
As I said in my first paragraph if you don’t have the time or energy to do your own research, you can always just take a wild guess and hope for the best!
Look just shut it. You are meant to be helping me not talking back!
