WHISTLEBLOWER REVEALS JEFFREE STAR’S MONOPOLY ON EGGS

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Rising egg prices in the past few months have left many Americans frustrated, confused, and most of all, hungry. In 2022 alone, egg prices jumped 60%, and as we approach spring 2023, this trend doesn’t show any sign of slowing down. Word of a possible collusive scheme prompted the USDA to open an investigation on egg suppliers, but there was still no clear answer given for the egg crisis until a whistleblower spoke out against one completely inconspicuous, unlikely egg farmer.

Beauty and lifestyle influencer, Tati Westbrook, shed light on the economics of eggs when she revealed that fellow beauty influencer, Jeffree Star, has been up to more than slaughtering yaks on Star Yak Ranch. Westbrook uncovered an intricate monopoly that Star has wrapped around the egg industry, all while entirely under the radar. Star has allegedly been collecting blackmail on prominent egg farmers and distributors in order to force them out of the industry entirely. While Star has been mass producing eggs under the guise of his Wyoming yak ranch, he’s been able to take hold of the demand for eggs and work with reluctant distributors to

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