How To Farm Or Get More WOW Gold Legally and Without Getting Banned For The Shit So you motherfuckers gotta meet my friend Daryll. He's gotten to be a real loser lately. He's like 42 – obviously suffering from a mid life crisis of some sort, and is literally fuckin hooked on this World of Warcraft shit. I aint never heard of this shit, but he asked me one day, “Hey, man, you into fuckin WOW?” I'm like, “What the fuck? Didn't Doritos have a line of WOW chips that supposedly gave you the runs if you ate too much of the shit?” Anyway, he told me WOW is short for World of Warcraft, some fuckin online role playing game – basically, I guess its like dungeons and dragons or some shit like that. I'm like, “Dude, grow the fuck up, man!” So, he's like all obsessed with beating the shit out of this game – I dont think its possible, but anyway – he's walkin around like, “I need more gold – I need to find out how to get fuckin gold man – how do I get a gold farm – I need WOW gold.” Shit like that. I'm like, “Are you trippin? The gold price is fuckin through the roof, asshole!” Shoulda figured it out. It's all about WOW. He then tells me he'd buy the fuckin WOW gold shit, but it would break the fuckin bank. Apparently, the more fuckin gold you got in this fuckin game, the more shit you can do and the more powerful you can become and beat the fuck out of your opponents. That shit gets too fuckin confusin to me. He explains to me how the fuckin shit works, and I look at him like, “G-E-T-A-F-U-C-K-I-N-L-I-F-E!” Anyway, he calls me all fuckin frantic the other day and says, “Dude I got fuckin mega shitloads of WOW gold.” I was like, “Holy fuck, here we go.” Turns out the motherfucker goes online in between playin and getting his ass kicked several times on WOW, and gets this guide on how to get more fuckin WOW gold. He ranted and raved for 45 minutes without fuckin takin a breath – i'm not shittin ya – and, he obviously has forgotten that I don't give a flying fuck about WOW! So he gets this Gold Secrets For World of Warcraft, some guide that's been around for two fuckin years. He told me that he could never get a fuckin good amount of gold and that after followin the shit in this guide, he fuckin is the bomb shiggity dog! Apparently, this shit must work, because this dudes a fuckin dumbass, so if he could figure it out, then any motherfucker can. Anyway, the book apparently teaches how the fuck to go about making like 200+ gold per hour, and it tells how to do it through legal ways, no fuckin hackin, and you cant get fuckin
banned from the game because it's all legal. He said he dont need to buy no fuckin gold no more, and he's already made his fuckin money back on the guide. Daryll, get a life man, but at least you fuckin bought something to make your shallow brain happy – plus, the guide was 100% guaranteed to fuckin work, so he could have gotten his money back if the shit didnt work. He said in a half hour, he made fuckin 50 gold, and the next 30 minutes he got fuckin 75. I'm like who gives a fuck? It's only a game – shit! So here's the fuckin deal. Apparently, like a said, this guide is the shit. Daryll said if you were to buy 1000 gold illegally, it would cost you a fuckin fortune, like $200 or more – plus risk getting your dumb ass kicked off of WOW. The guide is only fuckin $37 with a 2 month money back guarantee – so if you're into WOW and are serious as fuck about getting more WOW gold, then you'll get this shit. If you don't then keep getting your ass kicked in the game, I don't give a fuck. Think about it WOW geeks – if you fuckin just spend like 67 CENTS A FUCKING DAY for sixty shit days, you'll farm more WOW gold than any of your other fuckin opponents, and you will then become the real fuckin shit, buyin all the shit you need to win. I dont know shit about this, I'm just sayin what Daryll told me. I never see the motherfucker anymore because he's glued to this WOW shit. This guide may have been the worst thing to fuckin happen to him – I may never see the poor fucker anymore because he's doin too fuckin good in WOW to give me the fuckin time of day. Come to think of it, I wonder if he's fuckin alive! I haven't talked to him in like 2 fuckin weeks. Anyway, you want more gold fast? Legally? Without fuckin riskin your account with hacks and shit – then getting your ass banned? Then get this fuckin guide now, or continue to be the fuckin asshole loser that dont get nowhere in this fuckin game.
Don't Be A Fuckin Loser And Ignore What I'm Sayin Click Here To Get Your WOW Guide Now and Kick Daryll's Ass In This Shit Today If You Give A Shit About WOW, You'll Get This