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ELON MUSK COMES TO NEW MEXICO FOR RICHARD BRANSON’S SPACE FLIGHT Billionaires should not exist, but at least Musk didn’t stage a coup here like he did in Bolivia.
HAZY SKIES TAKE OVER SANTA FE We kept thinking it was rainclouds, but it’s actually just a bunch of crap.
STATE MIGHT RAISE CANNABIS PLANT CAP The idea that they are going to make the plants wear caps is just insane.
SANTA FE OPERA IS BACK Polish the candelabras for tailgating!
ACTUAL CITY NEWS RELEASE HEADLINE: “GROUNDBREAKING FOR DOWNTOWN RESTROOM” And all the people shouted for joy.
MUSIC RETURNS TO SANTA FE BANDSTAND In a normal year, you could only see most of these bands playing everywhere in town all the time.
NO MORE COMMUNAL BATHING AT TEN THOUSAND WAVES And just when we’d gotten used to seeing strangers’ penises, too.
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READ IT ON SFREPORTER.COM CCA GETS NEW EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR The Center for Contemporary Arts brings on Danyelle Means as new ED—the first Indigenous leader in the nonprofit’s history.
W E A R E WAY M O R E TH A N W E D N E S DAY H E R E A R E A CO UP LE O F O N LI N E E XC LUS I V E S :
UNCHARTED Indigenous Santa Feans raise questions about Valerie Martinez’s claims of Native affiliation as city officials consider her company to lead CHART process.
