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This Guy I Saw Sitting in a Car

He was parked in the lot at Thrifty’s Drug buck naked save for A big white cowboy hat and a pair of dark sunglasses he was Holding onto his erect penis and grinning proudly and happily like his penis Was a prize he had won as a bowling trophy or at a carnival ring-toss Or like it was something a teacher had given him for being A real good boy in school instead of a gold star or one of those Phony certificates of accomplishments that can be traded in For a cheeseburger at McDonald’s with the purchase of a Large drink.

Holly Day

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