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CAMP JOKES
WHY ARE THE PEOPLE THAT GO CAMPING ON THE 1ST OF APRIL ALWAYS TIRED?
Because they all have recently finished a 31-day March
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WHAT SHOULD YOU DO IF YOU GET COLD WHILE CAMPING?
Stand in the corner of the tent. It’s usually around 90 degrees WHY COULDN'T THE BIKE EVER GO CAMPING?
Because it was two tired
HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE CAMPER WHO BROKE HIS LEFT ARM? Well, he's all right now
WHERE DO ALL THE CAMPERS KEEP THEIR MONEY? In a riverbank
WHY CAN'T YOU RUN THROUGH THE CAMPSITES?
You can only 'ran', because it's past tents
WHAT WOULD YOU CALL A CAMPER THAT HAS NO BODY OR NOSE? Nobody knows
WHAT DID THE CAMPERS SAY WHEN THE GUIDES ASKED THEM HOW THEY ENJOYED THE CAMPFIRE?
They all gave it glowing reviews
WHY WERE THE CAMP LEADERS WEARING SUNGLASSES?
That's because their campers were way too bright for them
WHAT KIND OF WARM DRINK HELPS EVERY CAMPER RELAX WHEN THEY'RE OUT CAMPING IN THE WOODS? Camp-omile tea
HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE A HAPPY CAMPER? Content
