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NEWS 24 JULY 2011
CRIME NEWS
murder in Milan
UNICORNI KILLS THE HORNY
Brooklyn, New York, November 18, 1961. Antoni Unicorni is photographed with his mob as he watches police investigate the crime scene of Mr Francesco Vincenti’s murder. Vincenti, 45 years old, believed to have been brutally attacked in an alleyway in Brooklyn at 2:56 am, after he exited a strip club. The prime suspect in the investigation is Unicorni, because he is notorious for murdering horny middle-aged men. By Cece
Yesterday Mr Valentino Fresino, shot his father in a Hilton Hotel room in the historic city of Milan. It was said that the kill was made because Amillo Fresino (Val’s dad), was having an affair with Mr Valentino’s fiancé. It was said that Valentino was inspired by Rihanna’s new song ‘Man Down’. He followed his father from the train to his hotel room where he pulled a .45 colt from his pants and shot him down. This picture is taken as Mr Fresino is getting into a car outside the train station, following his father, while wearing a Prada suit. By Marith.
‘flash’ dancers take over Madrid Last summer in Sol Square there was a Flash Mob made by people from Madrid. Hundreds of Madrileños were there dancing to Rhianna’s new song ‘Umbrella’, so most of the people had umbrellas. Flash Mobs are a new form to promote songs in big places such as Madrid because lots of people can see it and it’s free. By Sarah.
FIRST GAY MARRIAGE IN RUSSIA
POLITICS
WRONG SPEECH Here is the very important Italian politician, photographed yesterday, minutes before the start of a United Nations meeting. He looks very worried because he had spent weeks preparing a brilliant speech on a certain topic, only to find that he was at the wrong conference. DEATH
LOST AND FOUND On Tuesday the third of July a group of lost immigrants were found deceased in a ditch near a military camp, around 9:30 in the morning. Forensic scientists found the skeletons had fractured skulls and broken arms and legs. The immigrants were said to have been tortured and studied. Who did it? No-one knows. By Marta.
Idea RE-INVENTED IN NEW PART OF THE COUNTRY Frank Teller, horse owner from New Jersey, is found guilty of attempted manslaughter. He didn’t know how to make his horse win. The jockey was fit but there was no time to train the horse. While reading the newspaper days before the race, he learned that in southern Texas, several jockeys were struck ill with a disease, ironically called ‘horsedope’. He simply poisoned all the Red Bulls of the jockeys that were competing with his horse. His trial will begin next month.
Newlyweds Ivan and Schulim Marcovich share a proud moment in front of family and friends on Thursday night after their beautiful ceremony which took place at the marvelous church of St Ismenisoff. This is a huge step forward for the gay community in Russia. Ivan and Schulim fought for 3 years to have their marriage recognised and performed in the Catholic church of their village. The couple were bombarded by media upon leaving the church and allowed but one photo before they entered their limo and drove off into the Russian sunset. By Kate.
WEIRD NEWS
STILL NO CURE
TAKING A DIVE
Yesterday, the German synchronised swimming team went underwater when one of the girls farted. Their dream of winning did not become reality due to her fart. She is now in rehab recovering from her traumatic experience. By Claire.
GOODBYE AGAIN In the year 2302, three years after the fourth zombie uprising, the new strand of the Q Virus is being analysed in Vatican City, one of the few bastions still equipped for such a task. However, no cure has yet been found. By the way, no more publishing from us; zombies at the door.
By Michael.
MOTHER OF ALL MOTHERS STRIKES Grandmother Theresa holds her will as she is photographed after its finalisation on 24 May, 1987.
It is claimed by anonymous sources that the document states her intention to have Mother Theresa’s unknown brothers to kill her by cutting out her ‘stupid naive brain’. Psychotic Grandmother Theresa does not agree with what she regards as Mother Theresa’s ‘disgusting rules of religion’. It appears that Grandmother Theresa wants one last stab at her disowned child from beyond the grave.
By Thalia.
Last Friday, hundreds of people gathered from Spain to remember everyone who had died over the years. Family, friends and relatives gathered to say goodbye. The picture was taken during the ceremony as everyone walked through the graveyard. ADVERTISEMENT
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GENERAL NEWS
KILLER HURRICANE
On July 6, 2006, there was a hurricane in Florida. People lost their families, homes and dogs. They are really destroyed on the inside. The hurricane was bad and it is feared it could happen again. By Jennifer.
GREASE IS THE THEME This year’s high school graduates are preparing a party with Grease as the main theme. The person in charge of preparing things is looking after the car in the place where they are going to dance the last dance.
BELGIAN LEADERS UP IN SMOKE
Last week, Belgium’s parliament was talking about a new law. It is about the reduction of the cost of cigarettes. Last month there were a lot of people going to the street to say to the government that it’s too expensive. The photograph shows the president of Belgium, Mr Chickpeas. The second man is the vice-president. After the talks, they were talking again to find a solution. Hopefully this happens soon.
The joys of being a really sexy opera singer During the 19th century in an Italian theatre, two really sexy opera singers named Michelangelo and Clarinio sang in deep harmony and love to each other. This was due to the zen energy they received from the pool and their senses and inspiration came to life and burst through their veins. Theirs was a great and passionate kiss. However the woman, Clarinio did not like this and killed herself soon after. This tragic story disappointed opera fans and lovers of love across the world. Currently an opera based in this story is being produced in London and will be premiere for the first time next year to coincide with the opening ceremony for the Olympic Games. By Corry.
Nazi rally opposed by groups Michael Jackson’s long lost less talented brother, Harry, former Nazi found himself in trouble last Valentine’s Day. While talking about his Nazi beliefs in New York’s Yankee Stadium, he was met with opposition from a number of large groups. These included Gay Rights activists as well as members of uAR (unicorns Are Real).
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LITERARY SUPPLEMENT 5 ALL NEW 5 ALL PURPOSE 5 ALL GOOD 5
Haiku is a poetic style that originated in Japan. It is a 3 line poem that does not have to rhyme, but the first line must have 5 syllables, the second line must have 7 syllables and the final line must have 5 syllables. A good haiku is very difficult to write and some poets have been known to spend years constructing the perfect combination of words to develop the perfect haiku. Participants had about 20 minutes to write theirs. Please enjoy...
Like a lazy snail I sit on my sun lounger eating cold ice cream.
Pilar.
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The little boat sails Down a very fast river Whilst the sun sets 1
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When the sun rises up The pretty birds start to sing. I want to go out.
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Maybe one day we’ll change our thoughts about all things that we know about.
My belt is too loose I need to eat more burgers with ketchup and cheese.
There are beautiful things around the world, many of which make me smile
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The garden is full of red beautiful roses that are dancing rock.
Daisy flowers are just like a free waterfall in the deep nature
Envelope me in completely endless darkness which will be my end.
Cristina
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Marta
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Macarena
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This is the haiku which will go down in the books as the shortest one.
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Emotion within toys with all naive, hurt souls it can fix our mind.
Robots will control human minds and brainwash all with sprinkles and cake Mariela 1 An ice cream is hot The sun is cold and light blue and you are so cute.
All birds fly freely Soaring in the clear blue sky Forever floating Mariela 1 How are you today? It is really dark down here. Can you help me out? 1
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When I see your car I think “this boy is mine” Oh! I love you!
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1 When the leaves fall down fields start to change their colours and summer goes away.
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Alphabet Soup 5 A SURE-FIRE CURE FOR WRITER’S BLOCK! 5
You’ve got your best pen, your best paper, the room is quiet and everything is perfect.You are ready to write! All set to go! And then... it happens...WRITER’S BLOCK! You can’t write anything, your brain won’t work and you can’t think of a single word to write down.This exercise is used by professional authors, kids, people on camps., university students... everyone who can’t think of a word to write. All you have to do is write out the alphabet and think of one word that begins with each of those letters. Amazing things happen. Stories emerge.Titles appear. Concepts arise.Try it with your friends, it’s fun!
Cat does eat fish.
Giraffes have initiative.
Amazing beer!
People Queen.
Teenage underwear. Izzie
Close, dear elephant.
Silver trumpet. Yellow zero. Tara Amazing bulls can drive elephants. Fantastic gripes hide in jars. Kicking lemurs murder new octopi. Prancing quails ran some track. Useful veal win xylophones. Yell zip! Brittany
Forever gym. All bats can dance. Every frog goes home in jam. Kangaroos ice skate. Mice need overachievement. Penguins question rebellion. Snakes take useful villages while yams Xerox zebras. Marta California dog.
Hypnotic ice juice. Monkey nurse. Onion poison. Tongue university. West Xerox. Pilar
Eggs find gold heart in jacket. Tiny unusual vegetable. Maria C. Ireland Jam Kill! Ox Problem. Raquel A People quote random stories to utilize vocal winning. Yesterday's Zodiac. Kate
Look! Machine! New!
Annoying dummies can defeat evil.
One plain queen. Silver telephone. Macarena
For god, he is jousting kids.
Potato Queen!
Queen Ruby said "There under view, won".
Soap opera. TV. UNBELIEVABLE! Maria Cristina
Life makes no open promises.
Xena, you’re zero! Brenden
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Limited Vocabulary 5 MAKE A STORY WITH 20 WORDS FROM A FRIEND 5
For this project, participants were asked to write a list of 20 words. Any 20 words.Then the word lists were swapped with other group members so that everyone had a new list of words, written by someone else.Then participants were then asked to write a story using all or most of those words in their story.They said it was “interesting to hear how other people used their words” and “...it was a challenge to use a restricted amount of words, words that I would never use”.
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This weekend I am going to a heavy metal concert with my fox and his friends, the wolves. In this place we are going to drink orange and watermelon juice and I'm really nervous because I think the frog wants to get married to a tiger with it's bride dress. Macarena 1
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I spend money on clothes, I hate to wake up. When I arrive in an airport it's confusing. I live. I pray. I work. I laugh. The lemons I eat make my mouth hurt. The gypsy's heart had as much imagination as books all the way to the end. Marta 1
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The queen loves her dog more than life. She bought a golden cake to celebrate his birthday. At his birthday there will be lots of music, like trumpets. There will also be a singer. The singer is a boy. The queen decided to have the party at her house. She's happy about her dress as it's pink. She had a big smile on her face and had to jump on her bed but she fell off it and was therefore very sad. At the party the dog had to win all the games. Brittany
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My house is around a cool swimming pool. I like to wear shorts and blanch my skin with the sun. It's hot. The weather is fantastic. I can ride horses although I lost my shoe when I jumped some purple frogs. My baby is at home. I can't keep on writing because my pen has just broken. Pilar 1
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Magnificently roses shake their feet and protector of all so lazy hits a fragment. Head and Emerald feel the rumble. Raquel A 1
Fantastic kung fu by the Japanese monkey! Start with a jump over the tree and annoy the mole with a yellow car. Wire the tile that fell with love and call the stick and shake it. Mariela
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The Infamous Back Page
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5 FILLING IN SPACE WITH EXTRA STUFF 5 How well do you know your counsellors? Answer all questions for points. Deadline is Tuesday.
Which university did Bailee go to?
What is Jenny’s zodiac sign?
Where was Nicola born?
Jessica has 2 tattoos. What words do they include?
How many pets does PD Laura have?
Gavin plays guitar. What is the first song he ever learned?
Is Paula actually a massage therapist? Is the chef actually Mel Gibson? Where is Nina originally from? The counsellors play a game - what is it called? How many kilometres does Steve run per week? What is the name of the song that Nina sang? Simon’s mum has a famous friend. Who is it? What is the name of the book that Yvonna is reading? How tall is Pablo? Theresa is the new kid on the block. What is her middle name? Jason can sing, dance and do karate. True or false? Counsellors found something broken in one of the rooms. What was it? In which city did Efiba grow up?
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