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ALACHUA AUDUBON SOCIETY

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ELDERGROW

The Windsor Receives Gardening Recognition

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CONTENTS April 2019 • VOL. 20 ISSUE 04

ON THE COVER – It’s springtime! The Windsor of Gainesville takes home a top award in gardening from Eldergrow, and the Alachua Audubon Society continues their efforts to help our local feathered friends. Also, enjoy some gardening tips — such as how to keep veggies pest-free! PHOTO BY ERICKA WINTERROWD

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departments Tapas 30 Charity of the Month 32 Calendar of Events 8

Theatre Listings 38 National Marketplace 41 Crossword Puzzle 36

features 12 Eldergrow The Windsor of Gainesville Receives Top Garden Award BY EMMA WITMER

19 Farm Tales from Mother Hen

T inseltown Talks by Nick Thomas

37 Embracing Life by Donna Bonnell

42 Reading Corner Review by Terri Schlichenmeyer

16 Springtime Gardening Tips Six Southern Secrets to Maintaining Your Spring Garden BY EMMA WITMER

26 Take Flight The Alachua Audubon Society Allows Birds to Thrive through Connection and Conservation BY STEPH STRICKLAND

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Congratulations to the winner from our MARCH 2019 issue…

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TAPAS œ April 2019

HAVE A LAUGH

The Month of Blooming

What’s the first thing that comes to mind when you think of April? Perhaps the onset of springtime and warmth coming to cast away winter? Or, do you think of the showers that are sure to bring May flowers? Well, those who named the month of April

must have had similar ideas in mind. The word April originally came from Aprillis, which is derived from the Latin word aperio — a verb meaning “to open.” Here’s to blooming!

THE FIRST IN AMERICA On April 30 in 1789 George Washington, the first president of the United States, was inaugurated into the presidency of the newly formed United States of America. Despite the momentous occasion, George Washington is known for having the shortest inaugural address at only 135 words.

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Best of Gainesville AWARD

Gainesville Garden Club’s Marketplace: A fun-filled event featuring local artisans. Saturday, April 13 from 9am - 3pm GGC Clubhouse: 1350 NW 75th St. Gainesville, 32605 Taking place in a beautiful garden setting, the Marketplace focuses on building community and taking care of the planet. The event is a fundraiser for the Gainesville Garden Club (GGC) and a great way to support Gainesville’s local creators. There are two parts to the event: the “Junque in the Trunk” sale happening outside, and the local vendors and artisans both inside and outside who sell upcycled, recycled and vintage products. Stemming from England’s “boot sales,” “Junque in the Trunk” will have gently used gardening, household and craft items sold from the trunks of GGC members’ cars. All proceeds from these sales will go straight back to the GGC nonprofit and the work they do in the community – including seasonal plantings at local medical facilities and schools, donating garden supplies and landscaping for Habitat Women Build homes. The vendors and local artists pay a renter’s fee to the GGC, which will also be used towards work in the community through the club, but the rest of the profits go straight to the vendors and help their businesses grow and allow them to make a difference. Some vendors include potters and fiber artists. There will also be nursery growers, beekeeping information and master gardeners. The event is focused on recycling, up-cycling and repurposing. “It’s an information event, as well as meeting face to face [with] artisans and vendors … they have very unique techniques of how they are recycling fabrics to make their products,” said Barbara Cloud-Weisman, chair and coordinator of the event. “But a big part of it is — [it’s] a fundraiser.” The event will provide a light lunch and baked goods that you can enjoy while you shop. All the vendors and displays will highlight the Gainesville Garden Club’s focus to be “Good Keepers of the Earth.” For more information, visit: ggcfl.org. April 2019

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Jack Nicholson APRIL 22, 1937 Jack Nicholson is one of the most prominent American motion-picture actors of his generation. Nicholson’s career has contained some of the most iconic films in Hollywood history, including “Chinatown” and “One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest,” and his role as Jack in Stanley Kubrick’s “The Shining.” In 1954, Nicholson moved out to Los Angeles where he worked part-time in a toy store and also landed a job as a gofer for the animation department of MGM Studios. An MGM producer named Joe Pasternak noticed Nicholson’s good looks one day and landed him a spot in Jeff Corey’s famed acting classes, as well as an apprenticeship at The Players Ring Theatre. Nicholson made his film debut in the 1958 low-budget crime flick “Cry Baby Killer,” and his breakthrough performance came as alcoholic Southern lawyer George Hanson in the classic road movie “Easy Rider” (1969). Today, Nicholson has retired from the acting world, but he remains one of the most famous actors of his era. A FEW OTHER NOTABLE

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Born on April 3, 1934, in London, England, Jane Goodall set out to Tanzania in 1960 to study wild chimpanzees by sitting amongst them, bypassing more rigid procedures and discovering primate behavior that have continued to shape scientific discourse. She noted that chimps have a complex social system, complete with a primitive “language” system containing more than 20 individual sounds. She is credited with making the first recorded observations of chimpanzees using and making tools — previously thought to be an exclusively human trait.

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SOIL FOR THE SOUL

Eldergrow The Windsor of Gainesville Receives Top Garden Award

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ldergrow is helping residents at The Windsor of Gainesville to remember their roots, and keep them watered, of course. If you didn’t know any better when pulling up to The Windsor of Gainesville, you might think you were about to check into a cozy hotel rather than a senior living facility. Past the front desk, through the cafeteria and a few quick turns down the hall, you’ll find a quaint doorway staged to look like a front porch, white picket fence and all. When the doorway opens, the smell of popcorn and fresh herbs wafts out, and you can see a lush raised garden on full display. And why wouldn’t it be? It’s an award winner, after all. The Windsor of Gainesville is one of over 100 senior living facilities across the nation that partner with Eldergrow, a program which, in the words of Eldergrow Founder and CEO Orla Concannon, seeks to “bring mother nature indoors and right into the hands of residents in a meaningful and purposeful way.” Senior living facilities that partner with Eldergrow are given a garden and receive visits from Eldergrow’s “expert educators” twice a month. The purpose of this program is to use gardening to engage all five senses and keep the residents’ minds and hands active. “This is ultimately a therapy program for our communities,” said Kristin Herrington-Albrecht, Curriculum Coordinator and Educator at Eldergrow. “It’s therapeutic horticulture... It’s using the garden and the various aspects of gardening to bring wellness to our residents’ lives.” While Eldergrow educators spend an hour of each two-

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hour visit tending to the garden, day-to-day maintenance is the responsibility of Windsor staff and the residents themselves. To recognize this dedication, Eldergrow gives out the Happiest Healthiest Garden Award each month. With its sprawling flat-leaf oregano and thriving succulents, it’s no surprise that the garden at Windsor received the first Happiest Healthiest Garden Award of 2019. “Windsor of Gainesville was one of our very first communities on the eastern seaboard, so I have a soft spot for it, and I’m really excited that they won that garden award,” Concannon said. “It’s a really lovely opportunity to recognize the residents for nurturing their beautiful garden and the staff of these communities as well.”

“The data and the studies around the wellness benefits are really staggering.” The Eldergrow class at Windsor has about 10 students and sports a cast of characters — from Mr. Bill (the class clown) to Mrs. Jean (the teacher’s pet). Shera Walker, an Eldergrow educator, smiles all the way to her eyes as she bounces around the room with one arm around a pot of purple pansies and another holding a pink polka dot plant during the first class of February. “Who liked to make mud pies when they were little?” Walker asks the group. seniortimesmagazine.com

Windsor of Gainesville is named Eldergrow’s monthly Happiest and Healthiest Garden thanks to the hard work of students, staff and Eldergrow educator Shera Walker.

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“All of us!” Mrs. Jean shouted; a response met by a sea of nostalgic laughter. Walker’s high energy is infectious, especially once she introduces the project of the day: Kokedama. Walker passes out seafoam green gloves, and together, she and the class learn this Japanese gardening technique in teams of two. Walker guides the first group as they mix the soil, add water, pack it into a ball, split it in half, add a small plant to the middle and wrap the whole thing in green moss and twine. Group after group repeats the process, and softball-sized hanging plants begin to scatter the table. Many of the residents may appear frail at first glance, but once they stick their hands into the soil you can see a familiarity with the process. They begin to knead the soil with strength all the way from the shoulders. As the lesson continues, the residents sit up straighter, talk amongst each other, laugh and sing. The gardening class at Windsor is a therapeutic sensory garden program geared toward the facility’s “memory care”

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patients who suffer from varying degrees of dementia. Concannon has countless stories about patients who have benefited from the program, but the hype isn’t only from stories. A 2006 study by researchers Leon A Simons, Judith Simons, John McCallum and Yechiel Friedlander found that gardening on a daily basis reduced risk factors for dementia by 36%. “The data and the studies around the wellness benefits are really staggering,” Concannon beamed. Eldergrow serves communities across the country, but the program itself is quite young. Concannon launched Eldergrow out of Seattle just three and a half years ago while completing her graduate degree. It was during this time that she recalls getting labeled as “the girl with the passion,” for her zealous appeals for the elderly at business conventions. This passion originated largely due to Concannon’s close relationship with her Irish grandmother, which heightened her awareness to other elders she encountered walking down the street or in the store. In high school, Concannon volunteered seniortimesmagazine.com

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Springtime Gardening Tips Six Southern Secrets to Maintaining Your Spring Garden by Emma Witmer With 2019 in full swing and North Central Florida temperatures on the rise, it’s the perfect time to grab your gloves and check-in on your garden. This season is all about new life, so start taking those early steps toward a summer full of fresh veggies and outdoor fun with these spring gardening tips!

START WITH SOIL Before you even think about putting a seed in the ground, it’s crucial to have your soil in order. First, clear out any weeds and old growth remaining from last year to make sure that nothing is getting in the way of your next crop. Once things start warming up, and it’s time to plant, use a till or shovel to loosen up the soil. Next, it’s time to fortify your soil from last year with compost and amendments. If you aren’t sure what your soil needs, use a soil test to determine where your PH or nutrient levels might be lacking.

new seedlings — keep the seeds potted in the house until the low temperatures have moved on. Once your little plants have started to climb their stakes and put out branches, watch out! Often, new smaller branches will start to grow right out of the base of another branch where it connects to the plant. Make sure to pinch these tinier branches off. This practice is commonly known as “suckering” the plant because, if left unattended, the small branch will suck the nutrients away from that big branch that looks almost ready to bloom.

CUT IT OUT Your azaleas just bloomed and it was lovely. Soon though, those blooms will go from pink to brown and cover your front yard. Once the last of your blooms hit the ground, it’s time to go for the clippers. This is the perfect time to prune your azaleas and get them into shape for next year. If you wait too far into summer to prune then say “sayonara” to next year’s flowers.

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Tomatoes are a staple of the southern spring garden. Now, whether you plan to serve them in a salad, a sauce or fried and green they need a little love first. Florida spring weather is unpredictable, so to keep that late frost off of your brand-

Planting peppers is a great way to give your garden color and your dinners a little kick. Peppers aren’t fond of the cold, so plant them in a sunny area or keep them inside for a while (like your tomatoes). When plucking your ripe peppers, make

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HOWDY HORNWORMS While these pudgy green caterpillars are normally known for their love of tomato plants, hornworms are perfectly happy to ravage your eggplants, potatoes and peppers too. The bright green color of these caterpillars allows them to camouflage well in your garden. While insecticides are an effective option for keeping these pests at bay, try a more natural solution this year. Plant basil, dill or marigolds among your at-risk crops. Not only will these add extra texture to your spring garden, they are also an effective deterrent for this green grub.

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With spring in full swing, the little people in your life are, no doubt, getting anxious for summer vacation. Gardening is full of simple tasks that are accessible to all ages. Be sure to keep sharp tools out of small hands, but planting seedlings, pulling weeds and watering the garden are perfectly safe. By the time summer arrives, you can all have something to be proud of! This is a perfect opportunity to spend time with family while enjoying your own great outdoors. Get growing! s

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week or so ago I opened the door to a local hardware store and walked smack into one of my favorite childhood memories. In a large tub with a heat lamp fastened above were dozens of baby chickens of assorted colors and breeds. The sales clerk noticed my joy as I gazed at these little creatures, who were peeping to one another and instinctively scratching their bedding looking for food. The clerk proudly told me that they had many different breeds to choose from, and that they would produce uniquely colored eggs. And she also informed me that in our city we are allowed to have up to ten hens in our backyards. That little fact was almost enough to make me whip out the credit card in my wallet and walk out of there with ten baby chicks. I mean, fresh organic eggs are good for a person, right? The way I saw it, I would be doing something good for my health. After the initial impulse, though, reality set in and I realized that not only do I not need ten chickens, but I also do not even have a backyard. I only have a small courtyard in a quaint little village with neighboring homes a few feet away on both sides. I’m pretty sure my neighbors wouldn’t enjoy the clucking of hens, even if there wasn’t a rooster crowing at 5 am. So, I contented myself with standing there drinking in the sights and sounds of my early years and glowing in the happy memories they produced. Springtime at my childhood home was a time of rebirth and beauty. The wildflowers would pop up all over our yard, just

there for the picking, which I did daily. The wildlife animals were having their babies—baby bunnies were nibbling clovers with their mothers, bird nests were being built by industrious bird couples, and even our pets were having offspring as well. We usually had a new litter of kittens or puppies each year. Since my mother was a farmer’s daughter, too, she knew all about raising different kinds of creatures. Her experiences growing up gave her knowledge on raising chickens, ducks, geese and even turkeys. So, it wasn’t unusual that she allowed me to pick out some ducklings and goslings one year. I remember walking into the feed store where a large tub held the babies. The ducklings and goslings were both together in that tub. I loved the noises they made, and the sticky-sweet smell of their feathers, as they busily ate their food and played in their water dish. I picked out two goslings and two ducklings. I don’t know if it was just luck, but I ended up with a male and female of each. My geese were named “Big Boy” and “Swanee,” and the ducks were named “Boy” and “Girl.” They were raised as babies in a tub in our downstairs kitchen area. We kept them there in the house well into their “teenage” phase when they started growing in their adult feathers. So, of course, I played with them daily and they became quite tame. My mother was one in a million—she allowed me to put newspapers down on the floor for them to roam around on while we played. A favorite game of mine was to walk around our kitchen island with them following me. Halfway through April 2019

the game I was following behind them, and they were leading me. When I would hold them on my lap, the geese would wrap their long necks around my shoulder and nibble on the buttons of my blouse. By the time they grew to a size that was large enough to let them outside to explore the outdoors, they were very tame. So tame that they would let me walk up to them and reach down to pet them. But as they grew older, I had to get a little more creative to catch them and have some playtime with my little buddies. Their independence grew with their outdoor experiences, and they weren’t as receptive to playing with me. They had bugs to catch and eat, after all. So, I came up with a clever maneuver to trick them into play time. I would run around the yard, as if I wasn’t even interested in them. Then suddenly I would pretend to stumble, say “Ouch!” real loud as I fell down, and then stay there quietly. Eventually I would hear them speaking to each other

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in duck/goose language. To me it sounded as if they were saying, “Oh dear, do you think she really hurt herself? Maybe we should check it out.” Eventually their curiosity got the best of them and as they inched closer, I would reach out and grab them for a hug. They must have not really minded, because they fell for it every time. Another favorite memory I had was at Easter. Hard to imagine in these times, but back then our local five and dime store would have a display of baby chicks front and center just as you walked in their door. Children were allowed to select a baby chick and take it home for free, as a special Easter treat. Since we lived in the country this was perfectly acceptable to my mother, so every time we went in that store, I added another baby chick to the collection. Actually, the chicks we brought home were the lucky ones. We had the knowledge to care for them, as well as the yard and chicken coop to keep them in when they got older. I’m not so sure the other chicks would have the same luck. Back seniortimesmagazine.com

in the 1960s they must have already had the ability to tell the sex of the chick while still in the egg, because every one of those chicks grew up to be roosters! I named them “The Bachelors” and can still remember all the crowing I heard from them each morning. My final memory is of a very special Rhode Island Red hen that was a treasured pet of mine from the age of eight until my sophomore year in high school. Her name was “Fat Stuff” and she was as tame as any lap dog you may have known. I could write an entire Farm Tale about Fat Stuff, and maybe in the future I will. She was a young hen when we rescued her one night on a country road. Some delinquents out for mischief must have been in the car ahead of us; we noticed them toss something out of the car and swerve trying to hit it. My dad immediately stopped our car near the incident, and the delinquents sped off before they could be apprehended. Somehow my mother was able to gently pick up the frightened hen and bring her into our car. I remember my dad saying, “Why, she’s just a spring chicken,” as he shook his head and remarked, “What’s the matter with kids these days?” I guess that’s an on-going theme, back then as well as today. Fat Stuff was so grateful for her rescue, that she became devoted to all of us. Of course, I spent the most time with her, so she was really attached to me. She rewarded us with one brown egg every morning, which she laid in a nest she made in the back of my father’s outboard motor boat parked in our garage. He wasn’t very happy about the location of her nest, but he did enjoy the egg every morning. Fat Stuff had a long life, and many of my happy childhood memories are of my time with her. I always smile when I think of my little red hen. Yes, springtime memories always make me smile. s

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Tinseltown Talks Michael Dante: From Actor to Author by Nick Thomas

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t’s not uncommon for actors to find a second career away from the camera after spending years in front of it. In Michael Dante’s case, that new vocation has been writing, beginning with his 2014 award-winning autobiography “From Hollywood to Michael Dante Way” (michaeldanteway.com). “I received the Ella Dickey Literacy Award for it last April in Marshfield, Missouri, at their Cherry Blossom Festival,” Dante said. “My second book, ‘Winterhawk’s Land,’ is the sequel to the film I starred in and played the title role, ‘Winterhawk.’” His latest Novella is called “Six Rode Home,” which he said is “about six horse soldiers who come home from the Civil War and it’s a great read.” Dante is well acquainted with early American life through his films, which includes working alongside Audie Murphy in two westerns. “Audie was the greatest American hero of World War II, but never talked about his war experience,” Dante said. “He was a very quiet, sensitive, and soft-spoken guy with a great sense of humor who also wrote beautiful poetry and song lyrics.” Dante’s first film was the 1956 bio-drama “Somebody Up There Likes Me” starring Paul Newman as boxer Rocky Graziano and featured Steve McQueen in his first role. During filming, a truck lost control when its brakes failed and hurtled towards the cast causing Newman to leap out of the way and sending a cameraman flying. “Then it headed towards me and Steve – I pulled him out of the way.” In “Kid Galahad,” another boxing film, Dante sparred with Elvis Presley. He says the two performed all the fight scenes themselves, with Presley landing a blow on Dante, cutting his lip. “He kept apologizing over and over,” he recalled, laughing. On television, Dante created a memorable character in the original 1967 “Star Trek” episode “Friday’s Child,” where the Enterprise crew visits an alien planet and attempts to negotiate mineral rights with a local tribe. His character, Maab, was dressed head-to-foot in a stiflingly hot costume.

ABOVE: Michael Dante, center, as Maab in Star Trek’s “Friday’s Child.” (Desilu Productions, NBC)

“The exterior shots were filmed at Vazquez Rocks, near Santa Clarita, California, where it was 117 degrees,” Dante said. “So much perspiration drained into my boots that I squished when I walked – I lost 7 lbs on the first day of shooting!” With over 180 television and film roles to his credit, Dante remains astonished that his 50-year-old “Star Trek” role still draws wide fan attention, recalling an encounter during a trip seniortimesmagazine.com

asked how she happened to have them with her. ‘You never know when you’ll run into a Star Trek actor’ was her reply.” A recipient of many acting awards throughout his career including the Golden Boot and Silver Spur Awards for his work in westerns, the actor-turned-author said he’s espeAudie Murphy and Michael Dante on the set of Arizona Raiders. cially proud of his (photo provided by Michael Dante) new career. “Now, to the San Diego Zoo with his niece and I am referred to as Award-Winning nephew. Author Michael Dante!” s “As we stood by the giant birdcage, I Nick Thomas teaches at Auburn University noticed four people staring my way and they yelled ‘Maab!’ One girl even carried at Montgomery, Ala., and has written features, columns and interviews for over 700 a thick portfolio filled with Star Trek magazines and newspapers. photos,” he said. “I signed some, and

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unState Federal Credit Union and Dawn Realty know that bringing authors and musicians to Gainesville is a great idea. That’s why both have donated $1,000 each to help bring special programming to the Alachua County Library District for the community. The donations will specifically fund the second concert of the Library’s Music Series on March 24 and support a special author event to be scheduled for late summer. These events help further the Library District’s mission of building a better community by creating opportunities to participate, connect and discover. An extension of SunState’s support of these events is the individual commitment by Dawn Realty’s David Nicholson, who serves as a volunteer on the Credit Union’s board of directors. “Partnering with the library in providing special programs is a natural extension of who we are – your local credit union,” said Robert Hart, SunState’s Vice President of Marketing.

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“We know an appreciation of good literary and music talent can enrich a person’s life and play a role in opening the windows of creativity and imagination. Our commitment to programs like this, both as an institution, and on the part of our individual board members, is just another reason people move their banking business to SunState. We are deeply invested in giving back to the local community.” SunState Federal Credit Union and its charitable foundation have always been dedicated to making donations to worthwhile causes in North Central Florida. Together, we are making a lasting difference in advancing the work of non-profits and enhancing opportunities for the community. For more information, go to www.sunstatefcu.org. To find out more about SunState’s Charity of the Month program, go to facebook.com/SunStateFCU, and click on the Charity of the Month tab.

UPCOMING AUTHOR SERIES EVENTS AT THE ALACHUA COUNTY LIBRARY INCLUDE: • FEBRUARY 24: Lisa Wingate, author of Before We Were Yours, a New York Times Bestseller. • MARCH 30: Wiley Cash, author of The Last Ballad, named Best Book of 2017. • APRIL 13: Elizabeth Berg, author of Durable Goods, the American Library Association’s Best Book of the Year award. • MAY 11: Fourth Annual Florida Writers Association I Love Books event, which brings more than 30 authors together for panel discussions, book signings and more. • JUNE 15: Melanie Benjamin, author of The Swans of Fifth Avenue and The Aviator’s Wife, both New York Times and USA Today bestselling historical novels.

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Take Flight The Alachua Audubon Society Allows Birds to Thrive through Connection and Conservation by Steph Strickland Alachua County has a rich history of connecting people to the natural world. In 2020 the Alachua Audubon Society, a group committed to the conservation and observation of local bird and wildlife populations, will be celebrating its 60th anniversary in the area. However, their impact on birding and the environment of North Central Florida will extend for even longer than that. The first notable connection between man and the wildlife of Alachua occurred in 1886, when pioneer Frank M. Chapman began exploring the scenery of Gainesville and recording his thoughts. Chapman spent most of his time exploring the Alachua Lake, which he said seemed “alive with the sound of birds.” By the end of his trip to Gainesville, which at this time had a reputation as a health resort, he had documented 149 species of birds in Alachua. The area also became home to several other conservationists and bird enthusiasts, including T. Gilbert Pearson. Pearson was a friend to Chapman and an ornithologist who lived in Archer for a brief period and conducted field research in Micanopy. Today, there are over 900 active bird-loving members of the Alachua Audubon Society. This local chapter of the National Audu-

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bon Society is well known for the numerous excursions and activities it hosts for both members and the public at no cost. Activities include Family Birding Trails, Wednesday Bird Walks, Zen Birding, Birds and Brew as well as numerous classes and field trips. Two years ago, Debbie Segal became president of the Alachua Audubon Society. She first became a member over two decades earlier, with a goal to continue connecting the world with the bountiful nature in Alachua County. Segal is passionate about the protection and observation of the hundreds of bird species in the area. “I just love getting out and seeing birds – it’s exciting,” she said. Segal has served several other board positions leading up to her role as president, and she feels the 18 board members that serve the Alachua Audubon Society are the ones who keep the largest Audubon chapter in Florida running smoothly. The staff at the Alachua Audubon Society are always working to continue to grow its conservation and community efforts. Visitors can expect to see expansions of current programs, as well as newer programs like efforts to develop bird banding stations and monitoring programs to better track local bird behaviors.

Sandhill cranes, which feed on frogs, small fish and snakes, had to disperse from Paynes Prairie due to a period of record rainfall since 2017 that resulted in the return of Alachua Lake. These birds need a wide-open space of approximately one-half mile to be able to spot approaching predators, and they do not like trees. Hundreds of cranes each day feed at the UF/IFAS experimental beef cattle pasture near Williston Road. In normal years, when the prairie is dry, hundreds of cranes feed and roost on the prairie.

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The Kestrel Nest Box Program, which led to the creation of over 130 bird boxes such as the one pictured here, is being revitalized this year. Members of the Alachua Audubon Society are working to fix older boxes and install new ones so the organization can properly observe local species.

Through the many projects and excursions the Alachua Audubon Society is working on, they hope to spread education and awareness to locals. “We’re trying to cater to the entire community,” Segal said. One major project that the organization will be working on in 2019 is a partnership with the City of High Springs, this plan is focused on designing a wetland similar to others in Gainesville. The new space will allow for wastewater treatment, and wildlife would be able to take advantage of habitat expansion. Segal reached out to representatives to obtain permission to open this space to the public once completed as an additional

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North Florida destination for birding and wildlife observation. The Alachua Audubon is also passionate about observation and conservation. On December 16, a group of experienced birders embarked on the annual Christmas Bird Count. They recorded bird sightings within a 15-mile radius centered over Paynes Prairie, and this year’s count found 177 unique species within that area. Segal, an environmental scientist by training, believes observing bird populations is the best way of learning about the state of the environment. “I’ve seen the very visible decline in environmental quality – birds are a very good indicator of the state of the environment,” she said. seniortimesmagazine.com

The last county list shows 362 unique bird species in the local area, reinforcing the fact that Alachua has become a hub for wildlife and ecotourism in North Florida. In 2018, the Alachua Audubon Society was awarded the Best Chapter Award – for a chapter larger than 500 people – by the Florida Audubon. The Alachua chapter was recognized for their extensive work in the community including: new internship and scholarship opportunities, new programs and countless partnerships with local organizations to improve the relationship between locals and wildlife. Michael Brock, a board member for the Alachua Audubon, has always taken an active interest in birding and wildlife observation. When he heard about the activities hosted by the Alachua Audubon, he decided it would be worth checking out. Brock said that the interest and genuine curiosity of both leaders and members of the group are what sparked him to stay. “They were excited about everything… it’s an extremely welcoming environment,” he said. Brock especially appreciates how inviting the Alachua Audubon is to all levels of birders. From beginners to experts, Brock encourages locals to come out and continue learning about the natural world. The educational side of birding and the environment is another key tenet of this organization. In addition to provid-

ing educational bird walks, activities and classes, the Alachua Audubon Society also works diligently to observe and track local bird populations. By tracking these populations through devices, such as their nest boxes with “spy cams” attached, the organization is able to understand movements, find rare birds in the area and share this information with the local community. With the purpose of educating and inspiring the community, the chapter’s website also features the best local birding locations, birding calendars and checklists, as well as information on what to do with an injured bird. One exciting discovery for members of the Alachua Audubon was the sighting of a Snail Kite in March of 2018, and the subsequent discovery of additional nests and population growth in the area. This was a significant sighting because this species is threatened and especially rare to see in North Florida. Through the efforts of organizations like the Alachua Audubon, these types of species remain protected in the area and their homes and habitats are too. Moments like these excite and inspire Segal and the rest of the members of the Alachua Audubon to continue their work in conservation. “By protecting birds, we are protecting the Earth,” Segal said. s For a full list of Alachua Audubon programs, local birding information and a calendar of events, visit: www.alachuaaudubon.org.

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We feel the best way to find and recognize local charities in our communities is by asking you! The SunState Community Foundation is a 501 (c)(3) nonprofit organization that serves the communities in and around North Central Florida by promoting and facilitating philanthropy. The Foundation was established to promote and provide charitable assistance that contributes towards the development, education and well-being of the communities, areas and residents of Alachua, Columbia, Dixie, Gilchrist, and Levy Counties in Florida. The foundation’s initial goal is to administer and fully fund the award winning Facebook Charity-ofthe-Month program. SunState Federal Credit Union started the program in 2013, but has turned over administration of the program to the foundation, with SunState Federal Credit Union acting only as a sponsor. This has been done in the belief that this path will ensure the program remains a strong and expanding community resource long into the future. The SunState Community Foundation, Inc., provides donors/members opportunities to participate in the furtherance of the foundation’s goals in multiple ways. First, and foremost, the donors/members are providing funds to support the foundation’s charitable initiatives. Donors/members can also nominate groups for the Charity of the Month program, and then vote for the group of their choice. Donors/members are encouraged to participate and vote in the Charity of the Month program. Ultimately, the voters choose where foundation donations go as part of the infrastructure of the program.

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April 2019

CALENDAR Friday, April 5 at 7:30pm Phillips Center, 3201 Hull Rd.

GAINESVILLE - An extraordinary talent, with a career as distinctive as her name, Storm Large has become known for putting her unique spin on classics while charming audiences and critics alike. This performance includes content which may not be suitable for children. performingarts.ufl.edu

SPRING PLANT SALE April 5 - 7 Florida Museum, 3215 Hull Rd.

GAINESVILLE - T he Museum’s spring plant sale is one of the largest of the year, featuring more than 150 species of difficult-to-find and pollinator-friendly plants. Learn how to attract butterflies to your home and which plants are proven winners. Accent, host, native and nectar plants are available for purchase, with proceeds benefiting the Butterfly Rainforest. floridamuseum.ufl.edu

SPRINGS CELEBRATION AND CHILI COOKOFF AWARDS Saturday, April 6 from 11am - 3pm 410 SE O’Leno Park Rd.

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HIGH SPRINGS - F amily event offering Environmental Exhibits, Kids Activities, Arts and Crafts vendors, Chance Drawings and Live Music. $5 Chili Taster Kits; vote for People’s Choice. Proceeds go to O’Leno’s Nature Center. Free admission with donation of 1 can of food/person for food bank. 386-454-1853 friendsofoleno.org

Tuesday, April 9 at 7:30pm Santa Fe Fine Arts Hall, 3000 NW 83rd St

SPRING CONCERT WITH THE POPS!

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Saturday, April 6 at 3pm First United Methodist Church, 419 NE 1st St.

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GAINESVILLE - Under the direction of conductor R. Gary Langford, the Gainesville Pops! present their annual Spring Concert – featuring a variety of musical selections, including Light Classical, Broadway Show tunes, Hollywood Soundtracks, Popular Hits, and Jazz Standards. Admission is free. 352-373-7377 gainesvillepops.com

Saturday, April 6 from 9am - Noon Alachua Fairgrounds, 3100 NE 39th Ave.

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GAINESVILLE - The Great Inflatable Race is a fun run with inflatable obstacles spread throughout the running course. You and your friends will feel like kids again as you jump, dive and bounce on our custom-designed inflatables. Get fit, support a good cause and create epic memories that will last you a lifetime! thegreatinflatablerace.com

11TH ANNUAL O’LENO OLÉ CHILI COOKOFF

Saturday, April 6 at 7pm Exactech Arena, 250 Gale Lemerand Dr

GAINESVILLE - Grammy® winning singer-songwriter and one of the most successful Christian touring artists, Chris Tomlin, will be coming to Gainesville on the Holy Roar Tour. The Grammy® winner’s list of music awards include an American Music Award, 3 Billboard Music Awards, 21 Dove Awards and more. oconnellcenter.ufl.edu

Saturday, April 6 410 SE O’Leno Park Rd.

BANCF 2019 SPRING PARADE OF HOMES

HIGH SPRINGS - C alling all Chili Cooks! Trophies for CASI category. CASI rules at www.chili.org. Cash prizes for Open categories, “Meat” and “Vegetarian”. Must be 18 yrs or older. Visit friendsofoleno.org for registration form, or Call 386-454-1853. Prizes awarded during Springs Celebration. Registration: 8am, Cookoff 9am—noon

April 6-7 & 13-14 from Noon to 5pm Self Guided, Locations Vary

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Monday, April 8 from 6 - 8pm Florida Museum, 3215 Hull Rd.

GAINESVILLE - A celebration of the diversity of life on Earth as art and science collide in a series of one-of-a-kind multimedia experiences. Be dazzled by an interactive indoor projection by internationally renowned artist Naziha Mestaoui depicting the Tree of Life. floridamuseum.ufl.edu

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GAINESVILLE - The Parade of Homes™ showcases the latest in home design and décor with the most up-to-date energy saving construction techniques and the newest in land development. Admission is free. Parade Map is available at www.bancf.com.

GAINESVILLE - An enchanting musical evening, the Santa Fe Spring Winds concert presents an evening of traditional concert band classics featuring solo performers and small ensembles all under the direction of Dr. Steve Bingham. sfcollege.edu/finearts

Thursday, April 11 at 7:30pm Santa Fe Fine Arts Hall, 3000 NW 83rd St

GAINESVILLE - A cool spring concert of hot Jazz featuring the Santa Fe Jazz Band under the direction of Dr. Steve Bingham. sfcollege.edu/finearts

LIZ VICE Friday, April 12 at 7pm & 9pm UpStage at the Phillips Center, 3201 Hull Rd

GAINESVILLE - H earing her effortlessly go from smoky lows to searing highs and seeing her command the stage, you might be surprised that her music career only began in 2012 when a soloist from her church choir backed out and Liz stepped in. performingarts.ufl.edu

PLANT EXPO Saturday, April 13 from 8am - 12pm Persimmon Farm, 17010 W. Newberry Rd.

NEWBERRY - N ewberry Garden Club’s annual fund raiser to support community projects and scholarship funds. Flowers of all kinds, bulbs, shrubs, trees and fruit & vegetable plants. 352-472-3928

GAINESVILLE GARDEN CLUB MARKETPLACE Saturday, April 13 from 9am - 3pm GGC Clubhouse, 1350 NW 75th St

GAINESVILLE - A rtisans, Vintage Wares, Plants, Food and “Junque in the Trunk.” 352-331-0426 ggcfl.org

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CELEBRATION OF MUSIC WITH ETHAN BORTNICK Saturday, April 13 from Noon - 10pm Heartwood Soundstage, 619 S. Main St.

GAINESVILLE - A music festival presented by WUFT. Join, International superstar, Ethan Bortnick, as he presents some of Gainesville’s most incredible musicians. Spend the day listening to all genres of music and at the end of the evening, you will enjoy the incredible music of Ethan Bortnick. A portion of the proceeds will support WUFT (PBS TV). bit.ly/2019wuftmusicfest

2019 Spring Arts Festival poster artist, Michelle Nagri. Michelle graduated with an Associate of Arts in Psychology in 2007 from Santa Fe College and a Bachelor of Science in Psychology in 2010 from the University of Florida.

11TH ANNUAL SPRING YOUTH CONCERT Saturday, April 13 at 2pm Performing Arts Center at P.K. Yonge, 1080 SW 11th St.

GAINESVILLE - C oncert will feature an encore performance of the company’s original story ballet, “Alice’s Adventures,” and distinct works by both resident and guest choreographers. “Alice’s Adventures” is a production created by Judy Benton, Artistic Director, based on the classic stories of “Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland” and “Through the Looking Glass” by Lewis Carroll and set to an exciting compilation of music from well-known composers. 352-246-9763 dance@suncountrysports.com

VOICES RISING COMMUNITY CHORUS CONCERT Saturday, April 13 at 3pm & 7pm First United Methodist Church, 419 NE 1st St

GAINESVILLE - T he Spring Concert of Voices Rising Community Chorus, an intergenerational chorus with over 100 members. A portion of all proceeds will benefit the Food4Kids Backpack Program. vrccgainesville.org

NORTH CENTRAL FLORIDA HOME AND GARDEN SHOW April 13 & 14 O’Connell Center, 250 Gale Lemerand Dr

GAINESVILLE - P resented by The Gainesville Sun, the show will feature products and services related to home improvement, landscaping, remodeling, decorating and home sales. In addition to the many home and garden exhibits, the Home Show also includes informational seminars, and how-to clinics. This is an event you don’t want to miss! oconnellcenter.ufl.edu

Spring Arts Festival April 6 & 7

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GAINESVILLE - Join Santa Fe College for their 50th Annual Spring Arts Festival on Saturday, April 6, from 9 a.m. to 5:30 p.m. and Sunday, April 7, from noon to 5 p.m. in historic Northeast Gainesville, FL. More info on the arts, music, food and family fun to come! sfcollege.edu/spring-arts

PICTURE PERFECT PHOTOGRAPHY WORKSHOP

NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC LIVE: OCEAN SOUL

Sunday, April 14 from 9am - Noon Florida Museum, 3215 Hull Rd.

Thursday, April 18 from 7:30 - 9pm Phillips Center, 3201 Hull Rd.

GAINESVILLE - S nap the picture of a lifetime in the Florida Museum’s Butterfly Rainforest, featuring more than 50 different species at any given time. Use your tripod and other photographic equipment not usually permitted inside the exhibit! floridamuseum.ufl.edu

GAINESVILLE - Voyage across the oceans with one of National Geographic’s most seasoned photographers and discover a vast, hidden world beneath the waves. Experience nature through the eyes, lenses and words of the researchers, scientists and storytellers that have made National Geographic an icon of global media. floridamuseum.ufl.edu

MUSEUM FOR ME SENSORY-FRIENDLY EVENT Sunday, April 14 from 10am - 1pm Florida Museum, 3215 Hull Rd.

GAINESVILLE - The Florida Museum of Natural History invites adults and children on the autism spectrum, including their friends, families and caregivers, to visit the museum before-hours on April 14 from 10 a.m. to 1 p.m. This special opportunity allows participants to explore at their own pace in a peaceful and less-crowded environment. In addition, a separate quiet space will be available to decompress or desensitize. All members of the autism spectrum disorder community are invited to attend. 352-2732064 floridamuseum.ufl.edu

30TH ANNUAL FLORIDA NATIVE PLANT SALE Saturday, April 20 from 8:30am – 1:30pm Morningside Nature Center, 3540 E. University Ave

GAINESVILLE - P aynes Prarie Chapter of Florida Native Plant Society annual sale of native trees, shrubs and wildflowers suited to north central Florida. Hourly nature walks, environmental information booths, music, food and fun. Co-hosted by City of Gainesville Parks, Recreation and Cultural Affairs and Friends of Nature Parks. 352-393-8240 paynesprairie.fnpschapters.org April 2019

Participate in the costume contest by coming to the festival dressed in pioneer style. Come by the Chamber’s Contest booth and have your picture taken to enter the contest. Free, family fun including a pie baking contest, live music and more! highsprings.com

5TH ANNUAL GARDEN SHOW AND SPRING FESTIVAL May 4 & 5 4990 NE 180th Ave.

WILLISTON - E njoy live music, visit vendors from all over Florida selling plants, arts and crafts, food, and more! Cedar Lakes Woods and Gardens is North Central Florida’s newest botanical garden. This unique treasure features over 50 separate garden displays nestled in and around a century old lime rock quary. cedarlakeswoodsandgarden.com

ASK A SCIENTIST: SALAMANDERS Sunday, May 5 from 1 - 4pm Florida Museum, 3215 Hull Rd.

Friends of the Library Spring Book Sale April 27 - May 1 FRIENDS OF THE LIBRARY BOOKHOUSE, 430 N. MAIN ST. GAINESVILLE - Book sale to benefit Alachua County Library System and Literacy programs. Browse thousands of books, artwork, comics, manga, software, CDs, DVDs, videos, records and more. Cash or check only. Visit folacld.org or call 352-375-1676.

GAINESVILLE - F ind answers during an afternoon of discovery and learning. Participants may talk one-on-one with salamander researchers and ask questions about these fascinating amphibians. 352-273-2062 floridamuseum.ufl.edu

POPS! Friday, May 10 from 7:30pm - 9:45pm Phillips Center, 3201 Hull Rd.

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GAINESVILLE - G ainesville Orchestra with conductor Evans Haile presents: POPS!!! The annual Grand Finale with spectacular favorite music, a walk through the orchestra and a very good time for all. sfcollege.edu/finearts

Saturday, April 20 from 7 - 10pm Ben Hill Griffin Stadium

Saturday, April 27 at 8pm Heartwood Soundstage, 619 S. Main St.

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GAINESVILLE - T he reigning CMA Entertainer of the Year brings his North American stadium tour to Gainesville, FL at Ben Hill Griffin Stadium. ticketmaster.com

GAINESVILLE - O ne-third of the immensely popular “super-group” (Lucy Kaplansky, Richard Shindell, and Dar Williams), Kaplansky is among the world’s best singer-songwriters. heartwoodsoundstage.com

SPRING INTO SPRING Thursday, April 25 at 7:30pm Santa Fe Fine Arts Hall, 3000 NW 83rd St

43RD ANNUAL HIGH SPRINGS PIONEER DAYS

GAINESVILLE - A true variety chorale with different types of music from different eras. Directed by Lynn Sandefur. sfcollege.edu/ finearts

April 27 & 28 James Paul Park, 120 NW 2nd Ave

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HIGH SPRINGS - Enjoy two days full of fun and entertainment for the whole family.

Saturday, May 11 from 9am – 4pm 1401 SE County Rd. 234

GAINESVILLE - Over 100 arts and crafts vendors from all around the state, Old Tyme Auction and a bake sale with zucchini bread and fried zucchini, zucchini cornbread and zucchini ice cream. Just 7 miles east of Gainesville, nestled in forests and farmland bordering the shores of Newnan’s Lake, Windsor is one of Florida’s oldest communities and best kept secrets. Free to the public. windsor-z-news.org

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RECURRING EVENTS CONTRA DANCE First Sundays & Third Saturdays Thelma A. Boltin Center, 516 NE 2nd Ave

GAINESVILLE - C ontra dancing is energetic, social dancing that’s fun for everyone (all ages are welcome) and no partner is necessary. The music is live. Dances are taught, walked through, and called. No experience or special dress is required. Wear casual attire and comfortable shoes. godsdance.org

HIGH SPRINGS MUSIC IN THE PARK & CONCERT SERIES Third Sundays from 2pm - 4pm James Paul Park, Downtown High Springs

HIGH SPRINGS - Bringing exceptional artists to the Downtown High Springs! Events are free and open to the public. Bring your lawn chairs, blankets, etc. Dogs permitted on a leash. Artist details and more information at highspringsmusicinthepark.com

GAINESVILLE MUSIC ASSOCIATION PUBLIC SYMPOSIUM & WORKSHOP First Mondays from 6:30 – 7:30pm Aurora Downtown, 109 SE 4th Ave

GAINESVILLE - Join your music community for a workshop on a carefully developed aspect of different areas of the music business. These events begin with a presentation and workshop on a thoughtfully researched topic that our organization thinks will genuinely help our music community. gainesvillemusicassociation.com

ENGLISH COUNTRY DANCE Mondays 6:45 – 9pm 1624 NW 5th Avenue

GAINESVILLE - This is the kind of dancing which began in the 16th century and is still being written and danced today around the world. All dances are taught, walked through and called. No partner, experience, or special dress required. If you are new please come to the beginner lesson each evening at 6:45. Dance to jigs, reels, and beautiful waltz music by Hoggetowne Fancy. Everyone is welcome. This is easier than ballroom because there are no partner holds and the caller does the leading. Visit our Facebook page to see videos. bit.ly/EnglishCountry

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Third Tuesdays at 10am Gainesville Garden Club, 1350 NW 75th St

Thursdays from 2:30 - 4pm Senior Recreation Center, 5701 NW 34th Blvd.

GAINESVILLE - Hands-on floral design program includes lecture, demonstration and materials. Coffee social at 9:30 am. RSVP requested rsvp.ggcfl@gmail.com or www.ggcfl.org

GAINESVILLE - P rimeTime Institute (PTI) provides a wide variety of educational programs and social activities for people age 50+ that foster wellness, encourage personal and intellectual growth, and that provide an environment for developing new interests, making new friends, and becoming involved as volunteers. Schedule at www.primetimeinstitute.org

UNION STREET FARMERS MARKET Wednesdays from 4pm – 7pm Bo Diddley Plaza

GAINESVILLE - Bring a bag and pick up some locally-grown and produced vegetables, meat and dairy to take home for your kitchen. There’s also food trucks and live entertainment — all in a family-friendly atmosphere. Enjoy downtown and support local producers, musicians and artisans while sharing some quality time with your neighbors. unionstreetfarmersmkt.com

CHAYAVEDA WELLNESS Second Wednesdays Fairfield Inn & Suites, 3877 SW 37th Blvd.

GAINESVILLE - Y oga, Refreshments, Raffles and Wellness Workshop. Come for part or all, by donation. Have a great time while up leveling your health, meeting others and building a community to share our intention of connecting to a larger purpose and participating in our vision of bringing wellness and self empowerment to our community and those in need. 352-3585005 info@chayaveda.com

TAI CHI AND GENTLE MOTION Thursdays at 9:30am 2205 NW 40th Terrace

THIRD THURSDAY ON MAIN Third Thursdays from 5 – 9pm Downtown Main Street

ALACHUA - T his is the perfect event to get your “pre-weekend” on! Alachua’s Downtown area comes alive with the sound of music, unique dining, shopping, craft vendors, and so much more! This event is sponsored by the City of Alachua Community Redevelopment Agency. cityofalachua.com

NIGHT IN THE GARDEN Third Thursdays from 6:30 - 9:30pm Green House Nursery, 15207 W Newberry Rd

NEWBERRY - B ring your friends and meet some new ones! Come on out and enjoy a live local band and a stroll through the picturesque gardens. Enjoy fun and games, food trucks, music and more! tghnfl.com

HIGH SPRINGS FIRST FRIDAY NIGHT First Fridays from 5pm - 8pm Downtown

GAINESVILLE - T ai Chi and Gentle Motions classes for seniors on Thursdays at 9:30 am (Tai Chi) and 10:30 am (Gentle Motions) at Crown Pointe Senior Healthcare Center in Gainesville. Contact Paul Gebhart at 352379-6124 for info.

HIGH SPRINGS - J oin the fun in lovely downtown High Springs. Local merchants will offer special sales, a raffle and more. Family fun for all ages. facebook.com/ HighSpringsDowntownMerchants

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First Fridays from 8 - 10pm First Magnitude Brewing, 1220 SE Veitch St.

Thursdays from 12 noon – 4pm First Saturday each month from 9am – 1pm 115 NE Railroad Avenue

GAINESVILLE - In an effort to serve local playwrights better, Y-Not Theatre is starting a new local playwrights forum. It is chance to share questions, concerns, updates and information. If you consider yourself a playwright then join the first gathering on February 2nd. Free and open to the public. fb.com/ynottheatre

HIGH SPRINGS - F lorida grown fruit, vegetables, dairy & meats as well as honey, handmade treats and more. The Farmers Market is produced by The City of High Springs. farmersmarket.highsprings.com

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ARTWALK GAINESVILLE Last Fridays from 7pm - 10pm Downtown

GAINESVILLE - A rtwalk Gainesville is a free self-guided tour that combines exciting visual art, live performance, and events in downtown Gainesville with many local galleries, eateries and businesses participating. Artwalk is an exciting, fun way to experience the creativity Gainesville has to offer.Free and open to the public. artwalkgainesville.com

GFAA GALLERY ART EXHIBIT Last Fridays from 7pm - 10pm GFAA Gallery, 1314 S. Main St.

GAINESVILLE - T he GFAA Gallery presents members original art work for home, apartment or office. Support your community artists and bring pleasure to your surroundings. Gallery open Tuesday-Saturday from 11am-6pm. gainesvillefinearts.org

ALACHUA COUNTY FARMERS MARKET Saturdays from 8:30am – 12pm 5920 NW 13th Street

GAINESVILLE - Don’t forget to bring shopping bags, your grocery list, and plenty of small bills. The market prides itself on being a grower’s only market – meaning the vendors selling produce, plants, and other products must have grown the items themselves. The event space is located in an open air pavilion with additional outdoor booths protected by shade cloth. 441market.com

HAILE FARMERS MARKET Saturdays from 8:30am – 12pm Haile Plantation Village

GAINESVILLE - T ake a stroll down the treelined streets of the Haile Village Center to browse for groceries, prepared food, and handmade gifts, then continue on for more shopping or brunching at the Village Center’s locally-owned shops and restaurants. hailefarmersmarket.com

THEATRE Acrosstown Repertory Theatre................. 619 S. Main Street, Gainesville Curtis M. Phillips Center........................................315 Hull Road, Gainesville Fine Arts Hall Theatre - SFC....................... 3000 NW 83rd St., Gainesville Gainesville Community Playhouse....4039 N.W. 16th Blvd., Gainesville Hippodrome State Theatre..............................25 SE 2nd Place, Gainesville UF Constans Theatre............................................. Museum Road, Gainesville McGuire Pavilion Black Box Theatre............ Museum Road, Gainesville Actors’ Warehouse........................................... 608 N. Main Street, Gainesville Ocala Civic Theatre.............................. 4337 East Silver Springs Blvd., Ocala High Springs Playhouse............................ 130 NE 1st Avenue, High Springs

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SEX WITH STRANGERS April 19 – May 12 (previews April 17 & 18) Sex with Strangers is a smart and sexy exploration of the conflict between the life you live online and the life you try to live in the real world, directed by Stephanie Lynge. The Hollywood Reporter said the show is “sexually and intellectually provocative…A hell of a lot of fun!” GAINESVILLE COMMUNITY PLAYHOUSE

THE LITTLE MERMAID March 22 – April 14 Based on one of Hans Christian Andersen’s most beloved stories and the classic animated film, Disney’s The Little Mermaid is a hauntingly beautiful love story for the ages. With music by eight-time Academy Award winner Alan Menken, lyrics by Howard Ashman and Glenn Slater and a compelling book by Doug Wright, this fishy fable will capture your heart with its irresistible songs, including “Under the Sea,” “Kiss the Girl” and “Part of Your World.” OCALA CIVIC THEATRE

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THE NETHER Apr 26 – May 12, 2019 In the near future, the Internet has evolved into the Nether, a vast network of virtual reality realms where users may assume any identity and indulge any desire. A particularly dark corner of this realm leads a detective to interrogate its creator. The ethical issues raised by this encounter resonate beyond The Nether and into the real world. CONSTANS THEATRE

ROUGH MAGIC April 12 – 19 When characters from Shakespeare and classic Greek drama engage with a nerdy student dramaturg and a Coney Island lifeguard, magic abounds in what the Ithaca Journal called “an adventure more original than anything Hollywood has done in years…” Prospero is trying to recover his magic and the chain reaction results in acts of heroism and romance that threaten the destruction of Manhattan. Written by Roberto AguirreSacasa, this epic adventure influenced by action movies, comic books, and the magic of theatre combines characters from classical plays with contemporary settings. seniortimesmagazine.com

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Embracing Life The Gecko Invasion

It is too late to secure Florida’s borders, we have already been invaded. Walls, weapons or wiretaps will not save us from the terror created from these trespassers. Recently, I went to war with uninvited geckos who thought my garage was their guest room. My saga began by opening an exterior door and facing a humongous lizard. Once I recovered from shock, he appeared innocent and somewhat cute. Maybe the lizard, with extraordinary large eyes, was there for an afternoon insect snack. Thinking it might be a winwin situation, I left him alone. The odd-looking lizard, with large finger-like feet, quickly homesteaded. We became accustomed to each other’s presence and were no longer startled during our daily encounters. Regrettably, I named the ravenous reptile. He became known as Ryan. The trouble began when Ryan got a little too cozy and started signaling his friends. I began hearing unusual, sort of barking or chirping, noises at night. Later I learned these sounds were his way of communicating. He may have been courting females or warning predators. Whatever Ryan was vocalizing, he successfully extended the welcome mat – gecko style. Almost immediately, a lady gecko arrived and laid eggs behind storage

boxes. Within a week another couple set up housekeeping. My garage must have been a gecko haven, as their population continued to grow. The line was crossed when they began eliminating long feces with white tips anywhere they felt the need. In order to reclaim my territory, I knew an unpleasant skirmish was imminent. Ryan and comrades had to go. To properly prepare for combat, I turned to Google for answers. Quickly I discovered that these creatures are not native Floridians but are here due to irresponsible pet traders. My initial instinct was correct. They do dine on spiders and other bugs, but basically become unwelcome pests. My first quest was to find gentle ways to evict geckos. Strategically placing eggshells, garlic cloves, onions and/or mothballs supposedly scares them away. I began with this benevolent method, which proved partially successful. Some members of the compound left, others simply relocated to another part of ‘their’ garage. After enduring aging eggshells and rotting onions for an extended period of time, I began assembling more powerful forms of ammunition. Just prior to commencing a second ambush, an unexpected miracle occurred – a home remodeling project. The garage became ground zero. Chemicals, construction workers and crowded

noisy conditions interfered with the serene gecko setting. One critter met its fate when it crossed paths with a circular saw. What may seem a sad event, saved Ryan and friends. They moved on. Dr. Kenneth Krysko earned his PH.D. in Wildlife Ecology and Conservation from the University of Florida. Krysko called Florida a cesspool for introduced species and reported that Florida has a bigger problem than anywhere in the world. The United States Fish and Wildlife Service agrees. Florida is a hub for international marketing and travel. Global trading and ideal climate conditions contribute to our sewer status. Our ecosystems and indigenous genera are suffering. Rebekah Pettit, wrote in an article, “Florida’s Invasive Reptiles,” that invasive species are the second leading cause of worldwide extinction. Native varieties evolve over time, adapt and belong in their environment. Unfortunately, they do not know how to defend themselves to the sudden assault of invasive species. Therefore, the invaders often out compete the locals for food and shelter. The infiltration of those invaders is almost always caused by human carelessness. These abandoned creatures are only trying to survive. Yet, the locals are worth protecting. If not, we will continue to see our native species go from threatened, to endangered or extinct. Perhaps my gecko experience was to illustrate this quandary. Should we implement stiffer penalties for irresponsible pet traders? We certainly must promote the removal of non-native invaders. If we want to protect our delicate ecosystems and preserve Florida’s unique environment, these initiatives are imperative. s Donna Bonnell is a freelance writer who moved to Newberry in 1983. She enjoys living and working in the town she now calls home. bonneldj@gmail.com April 2019

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American Pop: A Novel SNOWDEN WRIGHT c.2019, Wm. Morrow $26.99 / $33.50 Canada, 386 pages

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PHOTO BY LORIKAY STONE PHOTOGRAPHY American Pop author Snowden Wright.

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