SPRING 2015
NEW! Keyboard Pads Your desk’s real estate is precious. Shouldn’t you put every last square inch to work? Our Keyboard Pads combine the adhesive abilities of a sticky note and the list-making properties of a notepad, guaranteeing that the spot under your wrists will never be wasted again. Long, lean, and undeniably functional, these are officemates you’ll actually enjoy.
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NEW No. 11190 Five Days a Week $5.00 each
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The most productive office tool since computers!
NEW No. 11191 Information Central $5.00 each
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NEW No. 11192 Deal with This $5.00 each
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Sticky note!
NEW No. 11193 Things I’ll Forget to Remember $5.00 each
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Packaging
Notepad: 12 x 3 inches Sticky note: 3 x 3 inches
60 sheets with cardstock backer
Shrinkwrapped
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NEW! On-the-Go MINI GAME PADS
ON-THE-GO GAME PADS
We asked ourselves how we could make our On-the-Go Game Pads a little more travel-friendly, and upon deep meditation, we found the answer: make them smaller! Ideally sized for pockets and packs, these road buddies are the remedy for the backseat, train seat, and plane seat blues.
On
Sometimes we just need a little fun to keep us occupied till the bus arrives or the movie starts—so bring our On-the-Go Game Pads along. Packed with five fun activities for young and old alike, each pad is the battery-free, all-paper antidote to boredom and ennui. All you add is the pencil.
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MINI
Niniew size M
GAME PAD The Paper Cure for Restless Minds
3 Great Games in One Handy Pad!
NEW No. 12611 On-the-Go Mini Game Pad 1 $2.50 each No. 12262 Game Pad 2 $4.50 each
Niniew size M
NEW No. 12612 On-the-Go Mini Game Pad 2 $2.50 each
Over 75,000 sold!
24 square inches of on-the-go goodness!
No. 12268 Game Pad 1 $4.50 each
POP DISPLAY FOR DETAILS, SEE PAGE 102. NO. 91152
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dimensions
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4 x 6 inches
Cardstock cover; adhesive binding; 45 sheets; 3 games, 15 sheets each
Packaging
Shrinkwrapped
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dimensions
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Packaging
6 x 9 inches
Cardstock cover; adhesive binding; 60 sheets; 5 games, 12 sheets each
Shrinkwrapped
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NEW! Alter Ego PADS Inspired by the gilt lettering once found on the doors of private eyes, professors, and lawyers, these handsome pads boldly proclaim your inner reality. Unapologetic but not uncivilized, they truly tell it like it is—while revealing who’s really in charge.
Hand-lettered cover designs for every personality
Clear cover and foil stamping!
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NEW No. 12115 Ego $4.00 each
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NEW No. 12116 Inner Child $4.00 each
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NEW No. 12117 Evil Twin $4.00 each
NEW No. 12114 Dirty Mind $4.00 each
POP DISPLAY
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dimensions
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5 x 7 inches
50 sheets; binding tape; acetate cover with foil stamping
Inner pack
FOR DETAILS, SEE PAGE 102. NO. 91172
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NEW! 100 Reasons to PANIC JOURNALS Our much-loved 100 Reasons to Panic series (see pages 50 and 51) has struck a chord with its candid yet comforting take on modern anxiety. With these journal spin-offs, you can now embrace—and exorcise—your apprehension every day. Because if you’re freaking out, you should get it out.
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NEW No. 50133 Baby Panic Journal $7.00 each
NEW No. 50135 Married Panic Journal $7.00 each
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NEW No. 50134 Cat Lady Panic Journal $7.00 each
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NEW No. 50136 Old Panic Journal $7.00 each
dimensions
specs
5.75 x 8.25 inches
Flexi-binding, 128 pages; softtouch lamination; ribbon marker
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NEW! fill-in-the-blank journals Simply fill out these diminutive volumes, and voilĂ : they become personalized gifts to be read again and again. Each spread contains a fill-in-the-blank line describing some aspect of your affection for a loved one, allowing for as much schmaltz or chutzpah as you choose. Our newest titles spread the love to your favorite hottie, dad, BFF, and grandma.
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NEW No. 50070 Hot Journal $5.00 each
NEW No. 50072 Bestie Journal $5.00 each
Be as profound or profane as you please
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NEW No. 50071 Love about Dad Journal $5.00 each
NEW No. 50073 Love about Grandma Journal $5.00 each
POP DISPLAY FOR DETAILS, SEE PAGE 102. NO. 91164
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dimensions
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4.5 x 3.25 inches
Hardcover, 112 pages; removable PVC jacket
INNER pack
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Fill-in-the-Blank Journals
No. 50063 Awesome Journal $5.00 each
No. 50034 Kiddo Journal $5.00 each
Share your affection the fill-in-the-blank way!
No. 50064 Wish for You Journal $5.00 each
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I wish I knew your secret for .
No. 50061 Love about You Journal $5.00 each
Over 400,000 sold in series! POP DISPLAY FOR DETAILS, SEE PAGE 102. NO. 91164
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dimensions
specs
4.5 x 3.25 inches
Hardcover, 112 pages; removable PVC jacket
INNER pack
No. 50065 Love about Mom Journal $5.00 each
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Photo Albums With the first photo album just for self-portraits, we embraced the selfie phenomenon—and then decided to do it again for the pet-obsessed. With captions and slots for three different sizes of printed selfies and petsies, these mementos encourage smartphone photographers to get their work off the device and into one blatantly boastful book.
Isn’t it time your selfies got off the smartphone?
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NEW No. 50044 Petsies Photo Album $6.00 each
No. 50037 Selfies Photo Album $6.00 each
Selfies + Pets = Petsies
Document those special “me” moments!
For those who take more photos of their pets than themselves.
#greatgift #timely #funny
The perfect present for felinophiles, caninophiles, or the ambipetrous!
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dimensions
specs
6.5 x 6.5 inches
Padded hardcover with mirrored tip-on; foil stamping; 16 sheets (32 pages) folded to form a French fold; 3 different sized die-cuts per page for inserting up to 27 photos
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NEW! DISPENSERS
LITTLE BOOK OF LOVE NOTES NEW!
This sturdy box may be compact, but it contains many answers—100 of them, to be precise. Our take on the iconic bakery number dispenser delivers fortunes or self-help, and looks great hanging on the wall or sitting on a desk. For a dose of daily whimsy, these oracles are just the ticket.
Instructions: Pull off ticket. Contemplate deep thought. Repeat as needed.
You know your honey deserves sweet missives, but finding the time to get heartfelt is a hassle. This book of multiple-choice love notes makes romancing easier than sending flowers. Just pull a page from the book, fill it out, and leave it in a lunch bag, tuck it under a pillow, or hand it over in person. Then go bask in the adoration.
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Heart-shaped for extra mushiness!
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NEW No. 50039 Little Book of Love Notes $3.00 each
NEW No. 10132 Fortune $5.00 each
Just tear off a ticket for instant self-actualization! Sample Note (front and BAck)
15 unique ways to say “I love you”
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NEW No. 10133 Self-Help $5.00 each
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dimensions
specs
3.5 x 3.5 x 1.25 inches
Cardstock box; opening at bottom to pull tickets through; 100 perforated paper tickets; die-cut hole for hanging
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Shrinkwrapped
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dimensions
specs
5.75 x 4.75 inches
Paperback; 15 cardstock sheets; die-cut heart shape; adhesive binding; metallic foil stamping on cover
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NEW! CALM THE F*CK DOWN
99 PICK-ME-UPS FOR NEW MAMAS NEW!
Based on author David Vienna’s viral blog post introducing his no-frills parenting method, Calm the F*ck Down offers anxious moms and dads a reason to relax. Covering scenarios from “My baby won’t poop” to “My child doesn’t know the alphabet,” this informative, amusing book will have parents everywhere breathing a sigh of relief and uttering a “f*ck yeah.”
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Those first few months with a newborn babe are heavenly. And a little bit hellish. Like a pat on the back from a beenthere-done-that pro, this feel-good tome is packed with cheerful illustrations and oodles of encouragement as new moms adjust to the trials, tribulations, and unrelenting chaos of life with a tot.
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Free of mom guilt, full of helpful info! Reassure yourself at every stage of child development.
NEW No. 50042 99 Pick-Me-Ups for New Mamas $6.00 each
NEW No. 50040 Calm the F*ck Down $7.00 each
An effective answer to any parenting quandary!
May result in diagnosis of ADMD (Attention Deficit Mommy Disorder).
Includes advice from actual experts.
99 ways to achieve maternal bliss!
dimensions
5.5 x 7.75 inches
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specs
Flexi-binding, 112 pages; illustrations
Inner pack
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dimensions
specs
5.25 x 6.5 inches
Paperback with flaps, 128 pages; 3 pull-out postcards; illustrations
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NEW! FAKE SWEARS
Little Philosophers, Big Questions! NEW!
Why say “#@*&!” when “son of a beach towel” works just as well? This indispensable phrasebook allows you to translate your beloved blue phrases into language that’s kid-friendly, office-friendly, grandma-friendly, and generally delicate-flower–friendly. Full of faux-fanity for all kinds of situations, Fake Swears belongs next to the dictionary in your reference library.
Gosh, kiddos have a lot of pesky—er, intelligent—questions. What is time? Can animals fall in love? Does life have a purpose? Offering diverse viewpoints from scientists, doctors, spiritual leaders, and other thoughtful types, this volume provides a field guide to life’s big stumpers so kids and their grownups can find their own answers together.
friend’s father had certainly been a very nice man, but I hadn’t seen
What are emotions?
him in years. At his funeral, I was standing in the back of the room, and all of a sudden I started crying so hard I couldn’t stop. Later, I realized that I had been crying for the end of my youth, the time when I was always in love, when I got my moped, when I could still smell the forest
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where I grew up. You can’t control your emotions; sometimes you don’t know whether to laugh or cry. You don’t always know why something is funny or pleasant. The Psychologist: Emotions make you react to important situations. When you’re afraid, you run. Anger makes you aggressive, so you can chase others away if necessary. Positive emotions such as happiness make you see beyond
Whyam I sometimes sad?
the end of your nose. You become more creative and open to others; you want to make contact, and that’s how you gain new experiences.
The Cabaret Performer: When I read the poet Szymborska, my eyes often fill with tears. Other
The Psychologist:
times I may I start to laugh uncontrollably. Why is that exactly?
You feel sadness when you lose something that was fun or nice, or
Sometimes I perform onstage night after night, and I always know
something you were attached to. Or when you have to pass up on
exactly when the laughs will come. Everybody always laughs at the
something pleasant. The emotion you feel then is painful, a feeling of
same time, even though the audience hasn’t agreed when to laugh.
helplessness and being left alone.
Once, I went to the funeral of the father of a childhood friend. My
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Warning: use of these phrases may prevent mouths from coming into contact with bars of soap.
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Better than answering “I don’t know” or “Because I said so!”
NEW No. 50036 Fake Swears $7.00 each NEW No. 50043 Little Philosophers, Big Questions! $6.00 each
Questions include: Is there life on other planets? Where was I before I was born? Can animals talk?
Holy cannoli! Express yourself without sounding like a sailor.
All the fun of a dirty mouth— without the dirty looks!
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dimensions
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5 x 6.25 inches
Hardcover, 144 pages; illustrations; book jacket
Inner pack
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Experts include an astronomer, biologist, and cabaret performer (really)!
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5 x 6.5 inches
Hardcover, 144 pages; full-color illustrations
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NEW! POCKETbook NOTES It’s time to stop scribbling on cocktail napkins and crumpled receipts. Elevate your ambitious intentions and narcissistic notions with these sleek little folios. Featuring refined colors and magnetic closures, Pocketbook Notes are chic enough to show off—but can keep a secret, too.
Pocket for stashing business cards or other stuff!
Magnetic closure!
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NEW No. 12161 Grandiose Plans $6.00 each
NEW No. 12158 Secret Notes $6.00 each
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NEW No. 12160 Evil Schemes $6.00 each
NEW No. 12159 Selfish Needs $6.00 each
POP DISPLAY FOR DETAILS, SEE PAGE 102. NO. 91168
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A stylish addition to bags big and small! dimensions
specs
3.5 x 5.25 inches
60 sheets; faux leather–wrapped portfolio; foil stamping and deboss; interior pocket; magnetic closure
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NEW! Talking TAPE Our Talking Tape looks like a correction tape pen, but it doesn’t erase your mistakes—it lets you add to the conversation. Place your wit (almost) anywhere—on notes, envelopes, parcels, and more. Just click the top and get rollin’.
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Get it on tape!
NEW No. 10033 Blah $3.00 each
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NEW No. 10034 Whatever $3.00 each
NEW No. 10035 WTF $3.00 each
NEW No. 10036 XOXO $3.00 each
dimensions
specs
Packaging
Package: 2.25 x 6.75 inches Tape: 1 x 0.75 x 4.5 inches
Plastic shell with retractable applicator tip; one-sided transparent decorative tape
Blister pack; peggable
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NEW! Pin Packs
Not-Your-Average INDEX CARDS
Remember when affixing your favorite band’s pin to your jacket communicated your essence to the world? Make a statement all over again with Pin Packs, a wearable way to celebrate birthdays, a job well done, or your favorite grouch.
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We’ve given that ol’ studying standby, the index card, a makeover. In addition to peppy colors, we’ve added a thick rubber band to keep the stack together. Prep for finals, outline that novel you keep meaning to write, or record a cherished recipe in style.
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WEARABLE COMMENTARY FOR THAT GREAT ACHIEVEMENT
NEW No. 10137 Birthday $4.00 each
No. 70062 Tabbed $3.00 each
NEW No. 10138 Congratulations $4.00 each
Not everyone takes notes on a phone, tablet, or computer Handy rubber band!
Sport your excitement— or apathy— on your sleeve, shirt, or backpack!
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WEARABLE COMMENTARY FOR THE CURMUDGEONLY MIND-SET
NEW No. 10136 Misanthrope’s $4.00 each
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No. 70063 Indexed $3.00 each
dimensions
specs
5.5 x 5.25 inches
6 pinback buttons; cardstock envelope with pull tab; die-cuts to hold pins in place
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specs
Packaging
3 x 5 inches
60 cards (3 different colors); notch with rubber band
Shrinkwrapped
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MAGNETIC MINI NOTES
ROTATING STAMPS
It’s a magnet that acts like a sticky that’s really a whiteboard, and it’s coming to a magnetic surface near you. Borrowing from some of our most popular sticky notes, these dry-erase magnets are destined to make your home life more functional, colorful, and droll all at once. You’re welcome.
We put the message right where you need it: on a convenient rotating stamp! With twelve eminently inkable phrases (plus ink pad), these witty gadgets do the talking, back-talking, and sweet-talking for you.
Give ’em a WTF or OMG—ASAP
No. 12704 WTF $3.00 each
No. 10022 FYI Stamp $6.00 each
No. 12705 XOXO $3.00 each
Stamp out workplace boredom!
No. 12706 Nag Note $3.00 each
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No. 12707 Just Sayin’ $3.00 each
dimensions
specs
Dry-erase board: 3.75 x 4.25 inches; dry-erase pen: 3 inches
Laminated whiteboard on vinyl magnet; dry-erase pen with eraser top, plastic clip
No. 10023 Office Jargon Stamp $6.00 each
Packaging
Blister pack; peggable
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dimensions
specs
Packaging
Stamp: 2.5 x 3 x 1 inches; Ink pad: 2.5 x 2 x 0.5 inches; Box: 3.75 x 8 x 1.25 inches
Rotating rubber stamp with plastic handle; red or black ink pad
Box with clear acetate window; peggable
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File Folders
very important pens
The ultimate mix of fun and functionality, Knock Knock File Folders are quintessential staples for home or office that are known to speak for themselves—and everyone else.
No mere writing utensils, Very Important Pens are handsome, high-quality communication tools that wittily express your state of mind without uttering a word. Pithy and polished, with a pleasantly substantial “feel,” these pens put the power of expression in your hands.
No. 70208 Days of the Week $4.50 each
No. 10160 WTF Pen $7.00 each
No. 10161 Get Crap Done Pen $7.00 each
No. 10162 Procrastination Pen $7.00 each
No. 10163 Bitch Pen $7.00 each
No. 70209 Honest Acronyms $4.50 each
POP DISPLAY FOR DETAILS, SEE PAGE 103. NO. 91142
dimensions
11.75 x 9.5 inches
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specs
6 file folders, 1 of each style
Packaging
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dimensions
specs
Packaging
Pen: 5.25 × 0.25 inches Box: 1.75 × 6.5 × 0.5 inches
Black 0.6 mm refillable gel pen
Tuck-top cardstock box with acetate window; peggable
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Money Receiptables
Personal Library Kit
Organize those bits and slips of paper once and for all. From running your finances to tracking spending and all the everyday flotsam in between, Money Receiptables will help you manage everything so you can take care of business. With a themed pad, accordion pockets, adhesive tab labels, and a pen, keeping track of it all is a categorical cinch.
Our bestselling Personal Library Kit reintroduces old-fashioned library circulation techniques for fun and book retention. The kit’s self-adhesive pockets, checkout cards, date stamper, and keepsake box have bibliophiles everywhere channeling their inner librarian. Plus, when the stacks are empty, you can reload your Personal Library Kit with a handy refill pack!
Handy adhesive labels for personalized files!
Great
ids’ for kes, too! librari
No. 15155 Money $6.00 each
No. 15000 Personal Library Kit $8.00 each
No. 15001 Personal Library Kit Refill $3.00 each
dimensions: 3 × 5 × .75 inches specs: 15 self-adhesive pockets
and checkout cards; cello bag Inner Pack: 8
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dimensions
specs
4 × 7.25 × 1 inches
Accordion-style organizer with elastic closure; 6 tabbed section dividers with preprinted labels; notepad; pen
Packaging
Shrinkwrapped
Inner Pack
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dimensions
specs
Packaging
6 × 7.5 × 1.25 inches
20 self-adhesive pockets and checkout cards; date stamp and ink pad; pencil; paper-over-board box with acetate lid
Shrinkwrapped
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In the Backseat
Dear Mom / Dear Dad
A Hit with Kiddos Hitting the Road!
A Hoot for Kids—a High Five for Parents!
Road trips can be fun, but for pint-sized passengers, all those hours in the car can be so booooooring. Keep the kids occupied with this rip-roaring activity book, which doesn’t require batteries or chargers. Packed with riddles, jokes, and a DIY barf bag for upholstery protection.
Let kids prove their love with these activity booklets designed to delight (and tease) the folks. Full of funny, colorful illustrations and activities (chart Dad’s moods on a graph! Make a button for Mom to wear!), each book makes a fetching keepsake for kids to give to the loving despots in their lives.
Hours of entertainment for passengers and drivers alike.
No. 31050 Dear Mom $4.50 each
Provides positive reinforcement for parental good behavior!
No. 31051 Dear Dad $4.50 each
Creative activities give both parents and kids a kick.
No. 31056 In the Backseat $8.00 each
Amusing illustrations liven up any voyage.
Reduce “Are we there yet?” by at least 47.3%
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dimensions
specs
9.75 x 12.5 inches
Hardcover; 32 pages; 30+ illustrations
Inner pack
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Ages
6+
dimensions
specs
5.75 x 8.25 inches
Paperback; 48 pages; full-color throughout
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Ages
4
4+
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Flashcards
HIDE & EEK!
Create an Instant Smarty-Pants!
Don’t Be Afraid of the Dark—It Hides Secret Surprises!
Children love to learn and say crazy-sounding words, not to mention impress grownups with them, so we created Big Word Flashcards, featuring some of the coolest multisyllabic terms in the dictionary. Our Silly Word Flashcards are packed with the same hybrid of zany definitions, child-friendly pronunciations, and playful illustrations.
From our creative kindred souls at Hat-Trick Design, this fantastically interactive picture book features images hidden ingeniously inside its illustrations—literally. To reveal the surprise on each spread, turn out the lights or snuggle under the covers, then fire up your torch. Who knows what you’ll find?
Best use of flashlights since shadow puppets!
No. 50018 Hide & Eek! $11.00 each
No. 10107 Silly Word Flashcards $6.00 each
BIG WORD FLASHCARDS
. . . are not quite what they appear!
Watch out: this book’s simple little scenes . . .
How it works: “You’re so persnickety! Who cares where each log goes?” 25 splendiferous words for youngsters! No. 10104 Big Word Flashcards $6.00 each Switch off the light.
dimensions
3.75 × 5.5 inches
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specs
Packaging
25 cards; accordion-fold game insert
Paper-over-board box with hinged lid; shrinkwrapped
Inner Pack
4
Ages
6+
Turn on your flashlight.
dimensions
specs
11 x 7.75 inches
Hardcover, 48 pages; double Wire-O binding; full-color throughout; 20 illustrations
Open the book.
Shine your flashlight behind the page to reveal the hidden picture.
Inner Pack
Ages
3
4+
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Wine Journal
DREAM JOURNAL
With the Wine Journal by your side, you’ll never drink alone. Both a vino-appreciation primer and record of your exploits, this handsome volume will teach you everything you need to know to pose as a wine aficionado, including food pairings, vocabulary, and fascinating trivia. Now go drink.
Perplexed by inappropriate, recurring, or just-plain confusing dreams? Make friends with your subconscious—and its head-scratching contents! Cheaper and considerably less nosy than a shrink, this bedside analyst offers an easy format for recording your psyche’s odd nocturnal missions and interpreting their significance. Because sometimes a cigar is just a cigar—but not usually.
Explore your subconscious without paying for actual therapy
No. 50062 Dream Journal $7.50 each
Distinguish your Syrahs from your Sauvignons.
NAME:
THIS WINE WILL PAIR WELL WITH:
VINTAGE (aka year):
GRAPE VARIETY/BLEND:
ALCOHOL
PRICE:
Cork
Fake cork
:
Screw top
Chicken
Meat
A cheese plate
Dessert
Brussels sprouts PURE VINEGAR
Box
PURE DELIGHT
$$$$
I DRANK THIS:
No. 50068 Wine Journal $7.50 each
OVERALL RATING:
Fish
SWEET SPOT MATRIX Considering price and taste, indicate wine’s position on the graph
When:
Where:
With:
Because:
• •
Jet fuel
1869 Château Lafite
Swill
Nectar
COLOR: Greenish • Yellowish • Golden • Pinkish • Light red • Medium red • Dark red • Nearly midnight •
AROMA First impression:
¢
Short legs Long legs
Second thoughts:
DRINK IT AGAIN? Not even if you paid me.
Maybe, if very drunk.
Sure, why not?
Yes, please.
And again, and again.
If only I could afford it!
N OT E S :
SWEETNESS Bone dry
Two-buck Chuck
Dry
Not so dry
Sweet
Like candy
ACIDITY Tart
Crisp
Fresh
Soft
Flabby
FLAVOR INTENSITY DOA
The next best way to enjoy wine besides swallowing it
Subtle
Bold
Ferocious
BODY Watery
Silk y
Velvety
Syrupy
FINISH Flash in the pan
Pleasantly lingering
Won’t go away
Record your impressions like a pro.
POP DISPLAY FOR DETAILS, SEE PAGE 103. NO. 91148
Prompts and checkboxes take the work out of dream analysis.
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dimensions
specs
5.5 x 8 inches
Paperback with foil stamping; 128 pages; ribbon page marker
Inner pack
3
dimensions
specs
6.25 x 9 inches
Paperback with silver foil stamping, 128 pages; 2-color interior; lay-flat binding; ribbon page marker
Inner pack
3
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Guest Books Ordinary guest books too often lack humor and verve—so we invented our own. These elegant yet daringly interactive babies invite candid expression with provocative prompts, doodle space, and a wry grading system. Remember the good times, wherever they happened: in the sack, at the office, on the sofa, or atop the throne. Because even though the fun must end, the memories should linger.
Black satin— meow!
New No. 50019 Cubicle $7.50 each
Make your cubicle significantly less square.
Flocked for a velvety feel! No. 50038 NEW My Bed $7.50 each
No. 50033 Couch $7.50 each
Perfect for couch sitters and couch surfers.
No. 50012 Bathroom $7.50 each
Easier—and more fun—than notching bedposts.
POP DISPLAY FOR DETAILS, SEE PAGE 103. NO. 91148
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Once completed, the guest books become one-of-a-kind keepsakes!
dimensions
specs
8.5 x 5.5 inches
Hardcover, 112 pages; padded cover with metallic foil stamping; ribbon page marker
Inner pack
3
Over 80,000 Bathroom Guest Books have brought chuckles to the powder room!
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Fuck It List / Chuck It List You’ll never run for president or learn Hungarian. With this liberating journal, you can now admit it and move on. Filled with humorous prompts and facts on things you’ll never try (base-jumping, eating fugu, etc.), the Fuck It List absolves you of tiring ambition and bucket-list pressure. The Chuck It List offers the same sardonic surrender, curse-free!
No. 50067 Chuck It List $7.50 each
Bookmark ribbon customized on two sides
Bookmark ribbon customized on two sides
Includes amazing facts on activities you’ll never, ever do!
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Make a list of stuff not to do—you’ll feel better.
CHUCK THAT
Experience the liberation of saying “fuck it.”
FUCK THAT
No. 50066 Fuck It List $7.50 each
dimensions
specs
6 x 8.25 inches
Paperback, 128 pages; lay-flat binding; ribbon page marker
Helps you tell the bucket to suck it!
Inner pack
3
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Inner-Truth Journals Honesty may not really be the best policy, but it’s definitely a bestselling one. Inner-Truth Journals are a hit with neurotics, overthinkers, and skeptics everywhere. Our newest title comes with a healthy dose of self-confidence for anyone who needs a boost. With spirited prompts and candid quotes from history’s greatest wits, Inner-Truth Journals will inspire you to tell it like it is.
More than 822,322 copies sold in the series!
No. 50027 I’m Doing My Best $8.00 each
No. 50026 It’s Gonna Be Okay $8.00 each
No. 50020 My Dysfunctions $8.00 each
No. 50021 In My Humble Opinion $8.00 each
No. 50022 I Can’t Sleep $8.00 each
No. 50031 I Gotta Be Me $8.00 each
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NEW No. 50045 I’m Kind of Awesome $8.00 each
POP DISPLAY FOR DETAILS, SEE PAGE 103. NO. 91151
No. 50030 I Need to Unplug $8.00 each
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dimensions
specs
7 × 9.5 inches
Paperback, 160 pages; lay-flat binding; full-color throughout; ribbon page marker
Inner Pack
3
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Mini Inner-Truth Journals
the anti-social network journal
These pocket-sized gems have all the wisdom and wry humor of their full-sized forerunners—plus the benefit of fetching portability. With six relatable, curmudgeonly angles to choose from, you can take your skepticism with you wherever you go.
Got the TMI (Too Much Internet) blues? The Anti-Social Network Journal is inspired by everyone’s love-hate relationship with oversharing. Full of satiric prompts that poke fun at the digital age, its ample blank space offers users a return to the days of unplugged peace and personal privacy.
5.75"
New
NEW No. 50080 Mini I’m Doing My Best Journal $5.00 each
No. 50079 Mini It’s Gonna Be Okay Journal $5.00 each
No. 50078 Mini Pet Peeves Journal $5.00 each
Answers the question, “If I didn’t post it online, did it actually happen?”
`No. 50035 The Anti-Social Network Journal $7.00 each
No. 50075 Mini Dysfunction Journal $5.00 each
No. 50076 Mini Humble Opinion Journal $5.00 each
No. 50077 Mini Can’t Sleep Journal $5.00 each
For technophobes and technophiles alike!
Share your deep thoughts—with yourself.
POP DISPLAY FOR DETAILS, SEE PAGE 102. NO. 91166
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dimensions
specs
4 × 5.75 inches
Paperback, 164 pages; lay-flat binding; full-color throughout; ribbon page marker
Inner Pack
4
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5 x 8.25 inches
Paperback; 144 pages; lay-flat binding
Inner pack
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The pregnancy book for men
Cheerful in 100 Days
Finally, a prenatal book for guys that doesn’t assume he’s a meathead. Urbane and funny, with sound info and stylish illustration, The Pregnancy Book for Men is realistic but not terrifying (“Week 28: If you once believed that pretty girls poop glass marbles and never fart or burp, you’ve probably learned a lot by now.”). With an easy-to-digest, week-byweek format, this guide will be his go-to for all forty weeks.
Breaking negative mental habits can be tricky. Instead, override them with new, more whimsical ones. Based on the notion that cheerful madness is preferable to miserable sanity, this book features colorful illustrations and fanciful mood-boosting experiments such as “Send a gift to a stranger,” “Swim underwater with your eyes open,” and “Answer every question with: Yes, I know!”
For adults
NEW No. 31055 The Pregnancy Book for Men $7.50 each
The road map to fatherhood he didn’t know he needed!
Bold, graphic illustrations practically guarantee a good mood.
No. 31052 Cheerful in 100 Days $7.50 each
Cheerfulness: it’s the new black! Just because she’s pregnant doesn’t mean he’s not freaking out.
Packed with activities aplenty!
What to expect when she’s expecting? This book reveals all!
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dimensions
specs
5.75 x 7.25 inches
Paperback; 144 pages; full-color throughout; 100+ illustrations
Inner pack
3
dimensions
specs
4.75 x 6.5 inches
Hardcover; 128 pages; 100+ illustrations; book jacket
Inner pack
3
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100 Reasons to Panic You’re a reasonable, neurotic human being—and goodness, there sure are a lot of things to freak out about: marriage, babies, getting old, cat-lady-hood, singledom. Like a paper version of your funniest friend, this highly giftable series offers an unflinching, hilarious take on the stuff that makes us sweat—plus common-sense reassurance that everything’s going to work out fine. Probably.
No. 50029 Old Panic $5.00 each
The perfect birthday present for anyone over 22!
New NEW No. 50046 Single Panic $5.00 each
Party of one? No need to fret.
No. 50015 Baby Panic $5.00 each
No. 50032 Cat Lady Panic $5.00 each
POP DISPLAY
For anyone who’s ever owned (or been owned by) a cat.
Got your own reasons to panic? See pages 8 and 9 for companion journals.
FOR DETAILS, SEE PAGE 102. NO. 91166
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Offers a one-two punch of plain truths and belly laughs.
dimensions
specs
3.75 x 5 inches
Hardcover, 112 pages; 29+ illustrations; book jacket
Inner pack
No. 50016 Married Panic $5.00 each
An ideal gift for the witty, intelligent bride-to-be!
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NEW! for Lines Product all Occasions Lines for All Occasions has been putting words in mouths for many successful and highly quotable volumes, including our latest, Sweet Nothings & Pillow Talk. With compelling compliments, slanderous slams, and romantic repartee, these pocket-sized prompters provide the appropriate (or deliberately inappropriate) script for every encounter.
No. 50108 Insults & Comebacks $4.50 each
No. 50109 Pickups & Come-Ons $4.50 each
No. 50107 Excuses & Lies $4.50 each
New NEW No. 50118 Sweet Nothings & Pillow Talk $4.50 each
Sling the lingo of love with the best of them.
Over 932,160 sold in series! POP DISPLAY
No. 50112 Pep Talks & Picker-Uppers $4.50 each
FOR DETAILS, SEE PAGE 103. NO. 91137
No. 50115 Put-Downs & Zingers $4.50 each
No. 50116 Flattery & Faint Praise $4.50 each
No. 50117 Guilt Trips & Mind Games $4.50 each
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dimensions
specs
3.5 Ă— 5.75 inches
Hardcover, 112 pages; cloth cover with gold foil stamping
Inner Pack
4
53
NEW! ToProduct How Have a Very Bad Dog
How To Traumatize Your Children
Ever been to the dog park and wondered, “How do those people have such very bad dogs?” Now you too can reap the rewards of owning a perfectly terrible animal. Packed with advice and exercises for both you and Rover, this book teaches the newest techniques for cultivating a dog who growls at guests, hogs the sofa, and freaks out when you go to work.
Good parents of the world rejoice! Our bestselling How to Traumatize Your Children explains how to give your precious offspring character-building damage to last a lifetime. Whether you want to send your children to therapy with the same techniques your parents used or try an entirely new approach, this instructional volume will show you the way.
Learn how to coddle your dog’s worst habits and insecurities.
Choose a personal trauma style—narcissistic, indulgent, and more.
No. 50004 Traumatize Your Children $5.50 each
No. 50028 Very Bad Dog $5.50 each
Encourage unpredictable behavior through inconsistency.
Learn the latest buzzwords and trends in traumatic parenting.
POP DISPLAY FOR DETAILS, SEE PAGE 103. NO. 91148
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POP DISPLAY dimensions
specs
4.5 x 6.5 inches
Paperback, 144 pages; full-color throughout; 10 illustrations
Inner pack
4
dimensions
specs
4.5 × 6.5 inches
Paperback, 144 pages; full-color throughout; 10 illustrations
Inner Pack
FOR DETAILS, SEE PAGE 103. NO. 91148
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NEW! Product Product Coolness Graphed
inconsequential dilemmas Product
The world changes quickly, and even the überest of hipsters may find themselves wondering if something is cool or not. Based on the popular blog of the same name, this hand-drawn collection illustrates the relative coolness of a range of hot-button topics, from throw pillows to winning the lottery to finding a pickle. So, that’s extremely cool.
Can I eat food off the floor? Should I hug this person? Such ho-hum conundrums may seem minor, but they demand our attention on an hourly basis, and can be knottier than computer code to contemplate. With 45 helpful charts covering remarkably irrelevant questions, this practical guide helps you make the right stupid decision the first time—every time.
Awardwinning cover!
Simple charts make it easy to ascertain coolness at a glance
No. 50017 Coolness Graphed $6.00 each
No. 50014 Inconsequential Dilemmas $8.00 each
Make trivial decisions with pseudoscientific aplomb!
POP DISPLAY
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dimensions
specs
6 x 4 inches
Hardcover, 112 pages; lay-flat binding; 50 hand-drawn graphs
Inner pack
4
dimensions
specs
7 x 7 inches
Paperback with flaps and gatefold, 29+ illustrations; lay-flat binding, 96 pages
INNER pack
FOR DETAILS, SEE PAGE 103. NO. 91148
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NEW! a Product YearProduct of Fortunes
the complete manual of things that might Product kill you
Obviously, the best part of a fortune cookie is what’s inside. Now you can enjoy fortunes all year long—minus the crumbs and calories! A Year of Fortunes (Without the Cookies) contains 365 witty and wise paper prophecies printed on perforated, authentically sized slips—perfect for tearing, sharing, or posting on your fridge. Bound in festive red satin, this ingenious little book delivers destiny on a daily basis.
Hypochondriacs have long had to satisfy their need for self-diagnosis with medical information aimed at the masses, but this revolutionary book is dedicated entirely to the hypochondriac’s unique perspective on health. More than 300 debilitating diseases, conveniently organized by symptom (real or imagined), will ignite even the mildest neurotic’s fantasy life. We’re all going to die—why not choose an ailment that’s rare and hard to pronounce?
More than 84,771 copies sold!
No. 50007 A Year of Fortunes $5.00 each
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perforat fortune ed per pag s e
No. 50001 Complete Manual of Things That Might Kill You $10.00 each
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dimensions
specs
4.25 × 3 inches
Hardcover, 152 pages with perforation; satin cover with gold foil stamping
Inner Pack
4
dimensions
specs
8 × 10 inches
Hardcover, 192 pages; full-color throughout; 45 illustrations
Inner Pack
FOR DETAILS, SEE PAGE 103. NO. 91151
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sticky notes Make your wit stick with our signature collection of sticky notes. Delivering efficient functionality with personality to spare, each sheet is a virtual powerhouse of communication potential. Buy them. Use them. Marvel at them. Just don’t lick them.
New
NEW No. 12466 You’re Cute $1.85 each
New
NEW No. 12468 ASAP $1.85 each
New
NEW No. 12469 Awesome $1.85 each
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New
NEW No. 12467 Hey Baby $1.85 each
No. 12463 Blah, Blah, Blah $1.85 each
No. 12464 Never Again $1.85 each
No. 12465 P.S. $1.85 each
No. 12458 Mine! $1.85 each
No. 12457 TMI $1.85 each
No. 12456 You + Me $1.85 each
No. 12455 Be Mine $1.85 each
No. 12447 High Five $1.85 each
No. 12422 WTF $1.85 each
New
NEW No. 12470 FYI $1.85 each
Just as colorful and cool as your most brilliant (or random) thoughts
dimensions
specs
Packaging
3 x 3 inches
100 sheets; repositionable adhesive
Shrinkwrapped
Inner pack
8
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NEW! Product Product Sticky Notes
No. 12425 Things...Piss Me Off $1.85 each
No. 12426 Nag Note $1.85 each
No. 12427 Shit List $1.85 each
No. 12441 Aha! $1.85 each
No. 12442 Seriously? $1.85 each
No. 12444 Oy Vey $1.85 each
No. 12431 Duh $1.85 each
No. 12432 Just Sayin’ $1.85 each
No. 12433 OMG $1.85 each
No. 12445 Whatever $1.85 each
No. 12446 XOXO $1.85 each
No. 12448 BTW $1.85 each
No. 12434 Stupid Question $1.85 each
No. 12435 Mental Note $1.85 each
No. 12436 Crap $1.85 each
No. 12332 Complaint $1.85 each
No. 12449 Hand-Lettered Crap $1.85 each
No. 12450 Hand-Lettered Thank You $1.85 each
POP DISPLAY FOR DETAILS, SEE PAGE 103. NO. 91147
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dimensions
specs
Packaging
3 x 3 inches
100 sheets; repositionable adhesive
Shrinkwrapped
Inner pack
8
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NEW! Product Sticky Notes
sticky note packets The demand for stickies knows no end, so we’ve created the ultimate mobile sets. Tucked inside these folios you’ll find a generous selection of stickies to keep you on the path of productive righteousness. According to our math, if one sticky pad is great, six pads are 8.42 times better.
No. 12438 Hand-Lettered Need to Talk $1.85 each
No. 12439 Hand-Lettered Please $1.85 each
No. 12440 Hand-Lettered Deal With $1.85 each No. 12510 Days of the Week $6.00 each
No. 12700 To Accomplish $6.00 each
No. 12459 Thumbs Up $1.85 each
No. 12461 I’m Okay $1.85 each
No. 12460 Thumbs Down $1.85 each
No. 12511 Honest Acronyms $6.00 each
Wow them with some hot paper-on-paper action
No. 12462 Screw It $1.85 each
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dimensions
specs
3 x 3 inches
100 sheets; repositionable adhesive
Packaging
Shrinkwrapped
Inner pack
8
dimensions
specs
Packaging
Pads: 2.75 x 2.75 inches Packet: 8.25 x 5.5 inches
6 pads, 40 sheets each with repositionable adhesive
Self-sealing polybag
INNER pack
4
65
Fortune stickies
mini sticky set
Like movies and popcorn or vodka and tonic, sticky notes and fortunes are a classic combo that was just waiting to be discovered. Inspired by A Year of Fortunes (see page 58), these appealing little packets contain pith and whimsy for both work and personal applications, turning everyday memos into events of prophetic import!
Petite and portable, our Mini Sticky Sets satisfy the basic human craving for convenience—and for little stickies in little boxes. Perfectly sized for maximum utility, these cardboard trays hold five modern, colorful sticky pads of varying size and content.
Prioritize your piles with aplomb
No. 12451 Love $4.00 each
No. 12506 Someday $4.00 each
Tray for tidy storage!
No. 12452 Work $4.00 each
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dimensions
specs
2.5 x 1.75 inches
4 pads (with repeating phrases), 40 sheets each with repositionable adhesive
Packaging
Self-sealing polybag
Inner pack
6
dimensions
specs
Packaging
4 × 4 × 1 inches
Corrugated tray; 5 sticky pads, 100 sheets each with repositionable adhesive
Shrinkwrapped
Inner Pack
4
67
nifty notes Knock Knock’s communicatory Nifty Notes allow everyone, regardless of their actual verbal capabilities, to pass judgment and spit wit on paper. Our new titles bring the sugar, the spice, and most importantly, the salt!
New NEW No. 12120 I Heart You $2.25 each
New No. 12098 Awesome Citation $2.25 each
NEW No. 12121 Sexy Citation $2.25 each
No. 12099 My Bad $2.25 each
New No. 12095 Sweet Talk $2.25 each
No. 12096 Mom Note $2.25 each
No. 12097 Hot Mess Citation $2.25 each
NEW No. 12122 You Suck $2.25 each
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dimensions
specs
Packaging
4 Ă— 5.25 inches
50 sheets; adhesive binding
Shrinkwrapped
Inner Pack
6
69
Nifty Notes
No. 12093 Told You So $2.25 each
No. 12091 Parking Citation $2.25 each
No. 12094 Office Citation $2.25 each
No. 12073 Pep Talk $2.25 each
No. 12087 Passive-Aggressive $2.25 each
No. 12078 High Five $2.25 each
No. 12075 Bitch Citation $2.25 each
No. 12056 Prescription $2.25 each
No. 12060 Apology $2.25 each
Lay down the law in indisputable ink (or erasable pencil)
No. 12088 WTF $2.25 each
No. 12092 Just Sayin’ $2.25 each
POP DISPLAY FOR DETAILS, SEE PAGE 103. NO. 91122
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dimensions
specs
Packaging
4 × 5.25 inches
50 sheets; adhesive binding
Shrinkwrapped
Inner Pack
6
71
NEW! Product Knock Knock Pads In 2003, Knock Knock blazed the trail of notepad ingenuity, organizing lives, tickling funny bones, spawning imitators, and so much more. Our latest additions make daily goals and pie-in-the-sky dreams a little more attainable— and a lot more amusing.
New
New
NEW No. 12269 WTF Am I Doing? $3.25 each
No. 12263 What I Ate $3.25 each
No. 12264 Things Mom Needs $3.25 each
No. 12258 This Week $3.25 each
No. 12019 All Out Of (Red) (with magnet) $3.25 each
No. 12226 All Out Of (Blue) (with magnet) $3.25 each
No. 12227 All Out Of (Pink) (with magnet) $3.25 each
M AN A ILLION TH
All Out Of: more than a million sold, now in a snazzy new color chosen by our fans
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NEW No. 12270 Daily Intention Tracker $3.25 each
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NEW No. 12272 All Out Of (Green) (with magnet) $3.25 each
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dimensions
specs
Packaging
6 × 9 inches
60 sheets; adhesive binding
Shrinkwrapped
Inner Pack
6
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NEW! Product Knock Knock Pads
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No. 12257 Do Your Chores (with magnet) $3.25 each
No. 12007 To Do (Blue) $3.25 each
No. 12245 To Do (Red) $3.25 each
No. 12035 Shit List $3.25 each
No. 12044 Things . . . Piss Me Off $3.25 each
No. 12045 Things . . . House (with magnet) $3.25 each
No. 12018 What to Eat (with magnet) $3.25 each
No. 12023 Things . . . Happy $3.25 each
No. 12031 Pack This! $3.25 each
No. 12203 Why I Must . . . Sex $3.25 each
No. 12208 Paper Voodoo $3.25 each
No. 12217 Make a Decision $3.25 each
dimensions
specs
Packaging
6 Ă— 9 inches
60 sheets; adhesive binding
Shrinkwrapped
Inner Pack
6
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NEW! Product Knock Knock Pads
SELF-THERAPY PSYCHODRAMA OF THE MOMENT
HOW DO I FEEL ABOUT IT?
ANGRY
SCARED
JOYFUL
SAD
CYNICAL
POWERLESS
PERSECUTED
NUMB
HOW DO I REALLY FEEL?
RELIEVED
DEPRESSED
STRESSED
ALIENATED
EXCITED
ENVIOUS
ASHAMED
THIS PROBLEM LIKELY STEMS FROM MOTHER SEX
FATHER NO SEX
BOUNDARY ISSUES
SPOUSE
CHILD(REN)
INNER CHILD(REN) BRAIN CHEMISTRY
OTHER PEOPLE
ORIGINAL SIN BASIC UNLOVABILITY
ME
EARLY WEANING BAD LUCK
OTHER:
RELEVANT PRESENT INFLUENCES
RELEVANT PAST ISSUES
INSTRUCTIONS: AFTER WRITING BOTH LISTS, DRAW LINES TO CONNECT PRESENT AND PAST PHENOMENA TO ACHIEVE GREATER SELF-UNDERSTANDING
WHAT IT ALL MEANS
BREAKTHROUGH ACTUAL THERAPY REQUIRED
MEDICATION, PLEASE
EVERYBODY ELSE IS CRAZY
I'M SO EVOLVED
“OUR TIME IS UP FOR TODAY”
No. 12228 Self-Therapy $3.25 each
No. 12243 Hey Asshole $3.25 each
No. 12244 Crap $3.25 each
No. 12247 Another Meeting $3.25 each
No. 12265 Why I’m In a . . . Bad Mood $3.25 each
No. 12266 Random Notes $3.25 each
Our pads tell it like it is!
No. 12255 Hand-Lettered Note to Self $3.25 each
No. 12252 Hand-Lettered All Out Of (with magnet) $3.25 each
No. 12253 Hand-Lettered To Do $3.25 each
No. 12267 Get Your Shit Together $3.25 each
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dimensions
specs
Packaging
6 × 9 inches
60 sheets; adhesive binding
Shrinkwrapped
Inner Pack
FOR DETAILS, SEE PAGE 103. NO. 91117
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perforated NEW! Perforated Product pads Pads
Horizontal Pads
Your brain is divided in half, as is your life. Why fight it? With these uniquely dualistic to-do lists, you can attend to different sides of your existence—all the while keeping them nice and separate. Multitasking was never so easy.
New
ACTUALLY PERFORATED!
Look who’s had work done. Some of our all-time bestselling Classic Pads have a horizontal orientation and hand-lettered look, resulting in a greatly increased freshness quotient while retaining all the functionality of the originals. Get it down and get it done—whether you’re making spaghetti or trekking the Serengeti.
New No. 13040 Horizontal Fresh Out Of (with magnet) $3.50 each
NEW No. 11990 Now / Later $3.50 each
NEW No. 11991 Wants / Needs $3.50 each
No. 13041 Horizontal What to Eat (with magnet) $3.50 each
They’re bright. They’re peppy. They’re perforated (right down the middle)! No. 13042 Horizontal All Out Of (with magnet) $3.50 each
No. 13043 Horizontal What to Pack $3.50 each No. 11984 To Do/To Buy $3.50 each
No. 11985 At Home/At Work $3.50 each
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dimensions
specs
6 x 9 inches
60 sheets; chipboard backer; adhesive binding
Packaging
Shrinkwrapped
Inner pack
6
dimensions
specs
Packaging
9.5 x 4.5 inches, horizontal orientation
60 sheets; chipboard backer; adhesive binding
Shrinkwrapped
Inner pack
FOR DETAILS, SEE PAGE 103. NO. 91163
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NEW! Product 3-way pads
paper mousepads Product
Triple the functionality, triple the humor, triple the fun: our 3-Way Pads are a trifecta of goodness. Three tiers ensure you’ll never be caught without a way to categorize your tasks, while a protective acetate cover ensures your notes will stay nice and tidy. Who says three’s a crowd?
With sixty pages for notations, located in the most convenient spot—right under your hand—our Paper Mousepads help you streamline your desk space and better utilize time spent at your computer. Your thoughts will never escape you again!
Truly a triple threat!
No. 11986 Seriously. $2.50 each
No. 12600 5 Days a Week $5.00 each
No. 11987 Nonsense $2.50 each
No. 12601 Information Central $5.00 each
Waterfall tabs!
No. 11988 Someday $3.50 each
No. 11989 Utter Crap $3.50 each No. 12610 Hand-Lettered Information Central $5.00 each
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dimensions
specs
Small: 3.25 x 5.5 inches Large: 3.5 x 8 inches
Acetate cover; 60 pages; 3 tiers 20 pages per tier; binding tape
Inner pack
Small: 8 Large: 6
dimensions
specs
Packaging
9.5 × 8 inches
60 sheets; adhesive binding on top and left sides
Shrinkwrapped
Inner Pack
6
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NEW! Product Desktop Product Pads
Oh-So-Handy Bookmark Pad
Knock Knock’s gratifyingly plump Desktop Pads offer a contemporary twist on the classic computer-adjacent tablet. With pithy wit and functional elegance, these chunky little champs help you express your befuddlement, apathy, and incredulity every day while retaining your composure.
Our Oh-So-Handy Bookmark Pad keeps more than just your place—it keeps your notations, comments, and thoughts handy, too. With twenty-five tear-off placeholders, this cardstock pad does double duty for diligent students and book lovers alike.
For books as witty as these bookmarks, see pages 48 to 59
More blasé than personalized letterhead!
No. 12113 Seriously? Desktop Pad $5.00 each
No. 12112 Blah Blah Desktop Pad $5.00 each
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No. 13011 Reading This $2.50 each
No. 12111 WTF Desktop Pad $5.00 each
dimensions
specs
Packaging
4.5 × 5.5 inches
150 sheets; paper tape binding with two metal posts
Shrinkwrapped
Inner Pack
4
dimensions
specs
Packaging
1.75 × 6.75 inches
25 bookmarks
Resealable clear bag; peggable
Inner Pack
6
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NEW! Product Vouchers Knock Knock Vouchers and Love Tokens are classy, clean, and reject saccharine sentiment in favor of real affection and utility. Offering a range of favors from road trips to the last word, they allow givers to express love in refreshingly nonmaterial ways.
New
No. 12013 Friends $3.50 each
NEW No. 10127 Mom $3.50 each
New
Put forth minimum effort for maximum love!
NEW No. 10128 Dad $3.50 each
No. 10126 Love Tokens $2.50 each
No. 12011 Lovers $3.50 each
POP DISPLAY FOR DETAILS, SEE PAGE 102. NO. 91167
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dimensions
specs
8 Ă— 3.25 inches
20 perforated coupons; bound, with gold foil stamp on cover
Inner Pack
6
dimensions
specs
5 x 2.25 inches
15 perforated coupons; bound with embossed cover
Inner Pack
6
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Voucher Book for Women
wrist notes
What’s the easiest way to get what you want from a significant other, friend, or annoying relative? Don’t be vague or obtuse—just be clear! This cheeky coupon book gets specific with requests (like takeout for dinner) and also offers thank-yous for the little kindnesses that comprise a relationship (like sleeping in). Not just full of IOU’s, the collection includes you-owe-me’s, too, making it a gift that keeps on giving (and taking).
We’ve taken the to-do list horizontal and hand-lettered, and now we’ve brought it to a place it’s never been: your wrist. Write, wrap, and ta-da—you’ll never forget the milk again. Who needs a string around the finger when these paper bracelets are so much cooler?
WRIST NOTES
WRIST NOTES
THE TO-DO LIST YOU WEAR
Step 1: Write here.
THE TO-DO LIST YOU WEAR
Step 2: Insert small circle into larger slit.
No. 31054 Voucher Book for Women $8.00 each
Step 3: Place on wrist.
Step 4: Pull band through.
Front
Front Step 5: Wrap small slit around band.
Back
Back
No. 10134 Check It Off $3.00 each
Guaranteed to help you get what you want
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dimensions
specs
8.5 x 6.25 inches
Hardcover; 128 pages; 148 vouchers, 2 perforated vouchers per page; matte laminated cover with spot varnish and metallic ink; full-color throughout; 100+ illustrations
No. 10135 Friendly Reminder $3.00 each Step 6: You’ll never again forget to remember!
Inner pack
3
dimensions
specs
Packaging
Packaging: 3.75 x 12.25 inches Bracelet: 11 x 0.5 inches
25 bracelets (5 each of 5 designs); die-cuts to hold bracelet in place
Heat-sealed polybag; J-wrap backer card with keyhole punch
Inner pack
6
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Compacts Like the BFF who kindly informs you that your lipstick’s smudged or you have spinach in your teeth, our compacts are an indispensable addition to makeup bags everywhere. One side has a regular mirror and the other is magnified, because sometimes you need to look at things closely—and sometimes you probably shouldn’t.
Message inside
No. 10042 WTF $5.00 each
No. 10043 Hello $5.00 each
More portable than a vanity table!
No. 10040 Face It $5.00 each
No. 10041 Caution $5.00 each
POP DISPLAY FOR DETAILS, SEE PAGE 102. NO. 91165
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dimensions
specs
2.75 x 2.75 inches
Acrylic case with two mirrors; one regular, one magnified 2x
Inner pack
4
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NEW! Product dream masks
flashcards
Star in your own midnight movie every evening with these luxurious, whimsically transportive sleep masks. Whether you prefer a summer blockbuster, love story, or XXX-plosion, Dream Masks steer your subconscious to the motion picture of your pleasure, no ticket required.
Knock Knock Flashcards feature the latest terminology in various vernaculars. From amateurs to experts, everyone’s vocabulary is sure to improve both on the street and at the shrink’s. With bestselling style and a bonus game insert, these cards ensure you’ll sound in the know—wherever you go!
No. 13101 Superhero Action-Adventure $5.00 each Plastic pouch with snap closure No. 12306 Slang $5.00 each
Pick up the latest lingo in a flash!
NOW PLAYING IN MY DREAMS
No. 13103 XXX $5.00 each
No. 13102 Romantic Comedy $5.00 each
No. 12318 Therapy $5.00 each
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dimensions
specs
Packaging
Mask: 7.25 x 3.25 inches Plastic pouch: 8.25 x 5 inches
Polyester mask with embroidery; elastic band
Plastic pouch with 2 white button closures; plastic die-cut insert
Inner pack
4
dimensions
specs
Packaging
3.75 x 5 x 1 inches
50 cards; accordion-fold game insert
Tuck-top playing-card box; shrinkwrapped
INNER pack
FOR DETAILS, SEE PAGE 103. NO. 91146
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NEW! Farts Product Fifty Product These meticulously researched cards detail the ins—and outs—of a physiological phenomenon that has fascinated humanity for eons. Grounded in solid science but written in plain English, the cards enable users to diagnose fifty varieties of flatuosity and apply their knowledge in the field. With two bonus farts included, each set also doubles as playing cards, giving new meaning to the term “royal flush.”
Products for school & Office WRIST NOTES
WRIST NOTES
Check It Off Wrist Notes Page 87
Friendly Reminder Wrist Notes Page 87
THE TO-DO LIST YOU WEAR
Seriously. 3-Way Pad (Small) Page 80
No. 10124 Farts Deck $4.00 each
dimensions
specs
Packaging
Box: 3.75 × 2.5 × 0.75 inches Cards: 3.75 × 2.5 inches
52 cards
Cardstock box with top and bottom flaps and thumb notch; cards shrinkwrapped inside box
Nonsense 3-Way Pad (Small) Page 80
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NEW Fortune Dispenser Page 16
Our winningly wry coasters call attention to your sense of humor while also instilling good manners in your guests. With bold dictums and dainty designs, Indelicate Doilies encourage party etiquette in the only language the thirsty masses are sure to understand—drinking vulgarity!
Cubicle Guest Book Page 41 NEW Now / Later Perforated Pad Page 78
NEW Wants / Needs Perforated Pad Page 78 NEW Self-Help Dispenser Page 16
Tabbed Index Cards Page 27
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Resealable clear bag; peggable
This Week Pad Page 73
Seriously? Desktop Pad Page 82
Get Crap Done Pen Page 31
Indexed Index Cards Page 27
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NEW ASAP Sticky Page 60
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NEW FYI Sticky Page 60
NEW Information Central Keyboard Pad Page 2
NEW Blah Talking Tape Page 24
NEW Whatever Talking Tape Page 24
NEW Deal with This Keyboard Pad Page 2
Office Jargon Rotating Stamp Page 29
NEW Things I’ll Forget to Remember Keyboard Pad Page 3
NEW WTF Talking Tape Page 24
NEW XOXO Talking Tape Page 25
NEW Awesome Sticky Page 60
High Five Sticky Page 61
NEW Secret Notes Pocketbook Notes Page 22
NEW Grandiose Plans Pocketbook Notes Page 23
To Do / To Buy Perforated Pad Page 78
At Home / At Work Perforated Pad Page 78
Office Citation Nifty Note Page 70
FYI Rotating Stamp Page 29
5 Days a Week Mousepad Page 81
To Accomplish Sticky Note Packet Page 65 Honest Acronyms File Folders Page 30
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Days of the Week File Folders Page 30
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Get Your Shit Together Pad Page 77
NEW WTF Am I Doing? Pad Page 72
Guilt Trips & Mind Games Page 52
NEW Baby Panic Journal Page 8
NEW Selfish Needs Pocketbook Notes Page 23
NEW Cat Lady Panic Journal Page 8
NEW Self-Help Dispenser Page 16
NEW Petsies Photo Album Page 14
NEW Blah Talking Tape Page 24
NEW Whatever Talking Tape Page 24
NEW WTF Talking Tape Page 24
Fuck It List Page 42
NEW Married Panic Journal Page 9
NEW 100 Reasons to Panic about Being Single Page 50
NEW Old Panic Journal Page 9
NEW Fortune Dispenser Page 16
Bathroom Guest Book Page 41
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Hot Mess Citation Nifty Note Page 69
WTF Pen Page 31
Chuck It List Page 43
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NEW Ego Alter Ego Pad Page 6
NEW Inner Child Alter Ego Pad Page 7
NEW Evil Twin Alter Ego Pad Page 7
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NEW Calm the F*ck Down Page 18
NEW On-The-Go Mini Game Pad 1 Page 4
NEW On-The-Go Mini Game Pad 2 Page 4 Pickups & Come-Ons Page 53
NEW Sweet Nothings & Pillow Talk Page 52
NEW I Heart You Nifty Note Page 68
NEW Sexy Citation Nifty Note Page 68
Sweet Talk Nifty Note Page 69
NEW Vouchers for Dad Page 84
Love about You Journal Page 12 In the Backseat Page 34
On-The-Go Game Pad 1 Page 5
NEW Hot Journal Page 10
Love Fortune Stickies Page 66
Be Mine Sticky Page 61
On-The-Go Game Pad 2 Page 5 Mom Note Nifty Note Page 69
Silly Word Flashcards Page 36 Romantic Comedy Dream Mask Page 90
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NEW Love about Grandma Journal Page 11
Love about Mom Journal Page 13
NEW Love about Dad Journal Page 10
NEW My Bed Guest Book Page 40
Things Mom Really Needs Pad Page 73
NEW Little Philosophers, Big Questions! Page 21
NEW XOXO Talking Tape Page 25
NEW Little Book of Love Notes Page 17
Love Tokens Page 85
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You + Me Sticky Page 61
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Personal Library Kit Page 33 All Out Of Pad (Blue) Page 73
All Out Of Pad (Red) Page 73
Do Your Chores Pad Page 74
Tabbed Index Cards Page 27
NEW My Bed Guest Book Page 40
Indexed Index Cards Page 27
To Do/To Buy Pad Page 78
Things to Do Around the House Pad Page 75
Fresh Out Of Horizontal Pad Page 79
All Out Of Pad (Green) Page 72
All Out Of Pad (Pink) Page 73
All Out Of Horizontal Pad Page 79
Couch Guest Book Page 41
Douchebag Indelicate Doilies Page 92 NEW Now / Later Perforated Pad Page 78
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What I Ate Pad Page 73
XOXO Magnetic Mini Note Page 28
Nag Note Magnetic Mini Note Page 28
What to Eat Horizontal Pad Page 79
What to Eat Pad Page 74
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NEW! Product Product Index 3-Way Pads, 80 5 Days a Week Paper Mousepad, 81 99 Pick-Me-Ups for New Mamas (NEW), 19 100 Reasons to Panic about Being a Cat Lady, 50 100 Reasons to Panic about Being Single (NEW), 50 100 Reasons to Panic about Being a Cat Lady Journal (NEW), 8 100 Reasons to Panic about Getting Married, 51 100 Reasons to Panic about Getting Married Journal (NEW), 9 100 Reasons to Panic about Getting Old, 51 100 Reasons to Panic about Getting Old Journal (NEW), 9 100 Reasons to Panic about Having a Baby, 51 100 Reasons to Panic about Having a Baby Journal (NEW), 8 100 Reasons to Panic Books, 50–51 100 Reasons to Panic Journals (NEW), 8–9
A Activity Books (for kids), 34–35 Aha! Sticky Note, 63 All Out Of Horizontal Pad, 79 Alter Ego Pads (NEW), 6–7 All Out Of Knock Knock Pad (Blue), 73 All Out Of Knock Knock Pad (Pink), 73 All Out Of Knock Knock Pad (Red), 73 All Out Of Knock Knock Pad (Green) (NEW), 72 Another Meeting Knock Knock Pad, 77 The Anti-Social Network Journal, 47 Apology Nifty Note, 71 ASAP Sticky Note (NEW), 60 At Home/At Work Perforated Pad, 78 Awesome Citation Nifty Note, 69 Awesome Sticky Note (NEW), 60
B Bathroom Guest Book, 41 Be Mine Sticky Note, 61 Big Word Flashcards (for kids), 36 Birthday Pin Pack (NEW), 26 Bitch Citation Nifty Note, 71 Bitch Pen, 31 Blah, Blah, Blah Sticky Note, 61 Blah Blah Desktop Pad, 82 Blah Talking Tape (NEW), 24 Bookmark Pad, 83 Books, 18–21, 34–35, 37, 48–59 BTW Sticky Note, 63
C Card Deck, 92 Calm the F*ck Down (NEW), 18 Caution Compact, 88 Cheerful in 100 Days, 49 Check It Off Wrist Notes, 87 Chuck It List, 43 Coasters, 92 Compacts, 88–89 Complaint Sticky Note, 63 The Complete Manual of Things That Might Kill You, 59 Congratulations Pin Pack (NEW), 26 Coolness Graphed, 56 Couch Guest Book, 41
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Dad Vouchers (NEW), 84 Daily Intention Tracker Knock Knock Pad (NEW), 72 Days of the Week File Folders, 30 Days of the Week Sticky Note Packet, 65 Deal with This Keyboard Pad (NEW), 2 Dear Dad (for kids), 35 Dear Mom (for kids), 35 Desktop Pads, 82 Dirty Mind Alter Ego Pad (NEW), 6 Dispensers (NEW), 16 Do Your Chores Knock Knock Pad, 74 Douchebag Indelicate Doilies, 92 Dream Journal, 39 Dream Masks, 90 Duh Sticky Note, 62
Hand-Lettered Note to Self Knock Knock Pad, 76 Hand-Lettered Paper Mousepad, 81 Hand-Lettered Please Sticky Note, 64 HAND-LETTERED STICKY NOTES, 63–64 Hand-Lettered Thank You Sticky Note, 63 Hand-Lettered To Do Knock Knock Pad, 76 Hand-Lettered We Need to Talk Sticky Note, 64 Happy Birthday Pin Pack (NEW), 26 Hello Compact, 89 Hey Asshole Knock Knock Pad, 76 Hey Baby Sticky Note (NEW), 60 Hide & Eek! (for kids), 37 High Five Nifty Note, 71 High Five Sticky Note, 61 Honest Acronyms File Folders, 30 Honest Acronyms Sticky Note Packet, 65 Horizontal Pads, 79 Hot Mess Citation Nifty Note, 69 How to Have a Very Bad Dog, 54 How to Traumatize Your Children, 55
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F Fake Swears (NEW), 20 Face It Compact, 88 Fifty Farts Card Deck, 92 FILE FOLDERS, 30 Fill-in-the-Blank Journals, 10–13 Five Days a Week Keyboard Pad (NEW), 2 FLASHCARDS, 36, 91 Flattery & Faint Praise for All Occasions, 53 Fortune Dispenser (NEW), 16 FORTUNE STICKIES, 66 Fresh Out Of Horizontal Pad, 79 Friendly Reminder Wrist Notes, 87 Friends Vouchers, 85 Fuck It List, 42 FYI Rotating Stamp, 29 FYI Sticky Note (NEW), 60
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Game Pad, 5 Game Pad 2, 5 Game Pads, 4–5 Get Crap Done Pen, 31 Get Your Shit Together Knock Knock Pad, 77 Grandiose Plans Pocketbook Notes (NEW), 23 GUEST BOOKS, 40–41 Guilt Trips & Mind Games for All Occasions, 52
JOURNALS, 8–9, 38–47 Just Sayin’ Magnetic Mini Note, 28 Just Sayin’ Nifty Note, 70 Just Sayin’ Sticky Note, 62
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L Library Kit, 33 LINES FOR ALL OCCASIONS, 52–53 Little Book of Love Notes (NEW), 17 Little Philosophers, Big Questions (NEW), 21 Love Fortune Stickies, 66
Love Tokens, 85 Lovers Vouchers, 84
M Magnetic Mini Notes, 28 Make a Decision Knock Knock Pad, 75 Mental Note Sticky Note, 62 Mine! Sticky Note, 61 Mini Game Pads (NEW), 4 MINI INNER-TRUTH JOURNALS, 46 Mini Sticky Set, 67 Misanthrope’s Pin Pack (NEW), 26 Mom Note Nifty Note, 69 Mom Vouchers (NEW), 84 Money Receiptables, 32 MOUSEPADS, 81 My Bad Nifty Note, 69 My Bed Guest Book (NEW), 40 My Dysfunctions Inner-Truth Journal, 45 My Dysfunctions Mini Inner-Truth Journal, 46 My Pet Peeves Mini Inner-Truth Journal, 45
N Nag Note Magnetic Mini Note, 28 Nag Note Sticky Note, 62 Never Again Sticky Note, 61 NIFTY NOTES, 68–71 Nonsense 3-Way Pad, 80 Not-Your-Average Index Cards, 27 Now / Later Perforated Pad (NEW), 78
O Office Citation Nifty Note, 70 Office Jargon Rotating Stamp, 29 Oh-So-Handy Bookmark Pad, 83 OMG Sticky Note, 62 On-the-Go Game Pad 1, 5 On-the-Go Game Pad 2, 5 On-the-Go Mini Game Pad 1 (NEW), 4 On-the-Go-Mini Game Pad 2 (NEW), 4 Oy Vey Sticky Note, 63
P Pack This! Knock Knock Pad, 74 PADS, 2–7, 72–83 Panic Journals (NEW), 8–9 PAPER MOUSEPADS, 81 Paper Voodoo Knock Knock Pad, 75 Parking Citation Nifty Note, 70 Passive-Aggressive Nifty Note, 71 PENS, 31 Pep Talk Nifty Note, 71 Pep Talks & Picker-Uppers for All Occasions, 53 Perforated Pads, 78 Personal Library Kit, 33 Personal Library Kit Refill, 33 Petsies Photo Album (NEW), 14 Photo Albums, 14–15 Pickups & Come-Ons for All Occasions, 53 Pin Packs (NEW), 26 Playing Cards, 92 Pocketbook Notes (NEW), 22–23 The Pregnancy Book for Men, 48 Prescription Nifty Note, 71 Procrastination Pen, 31 P.S. Sticky Note, 61 Put-Downs & Zingers for All Occasions, 53
R Random Notes Knock Knock Pad, 77 Reading This Bookmark Pad, 83 Receiptables, 32 Romantic Comedy Dream Mask, 90 Rotating Stamps, 29
S Screw It Sticky Note, 64 Secret Notes Pocketbook Notes (NEW), 22 Self-Help Dispenser (NEW), 16 Self-Therapy Knock Knock Pad, 76 Selfies Photo Album, 15 Selfish Needs Pocketbook Notes (NEW), 23 Seriously. 3-Way Pad, 80 Seriously? Desktop Pad, 82 Seriously? Sticky Note, 63 Sexy Citation Nifty Note (NEW), 68 Shit List Knock Knock Pad, 75 Shit List Sticky Note, 62 Silly Word Flashcards (for kids), 36 Slang Flashcards, 91 Sleep Masks, 90 Someday 3-Way Pad, 80 Someday Mini Sticky Set, 67 SPECIALTY JOURNALS, 8–13, 38–39, 42–47 Stamps, 29 STICKY NOTE PACKETS, 65 STICKY NOTES, 60–67 Stupid Question Sticky Note, 62 Superhero Action-Adventure Dream Mask, 90 Sweet Nothings & Pillow Talk for All Occasions (NEW), 52 Sweet Talk Nifty Note, 69
T Tabbed Index Cards, 27 Talking Tape (NEW), 24–25 Therapy Flashcards, 91 Things I’ll Forget to Remember Keyboard Pad (NEW), 3 Things Mom Really Needs Knock Knock Pad, 73 Things to Do Around the House Knock Knock Pad, 75 Things You Do That Really Piss Me Off Knock Knock Pad, 75 Things You Do That Really Piss Me Off Sticky Note, 62 Things You Must Do to Make Me Happy Knock Knock Pad, 74 This Week Knock Knock Pad, 73 Thumbs Down Sticky Note, 64 Thumbs Up Sticky Note, 64 TMI Sticky Note, 61 To Accomplish Sticky Note Packet, 65 To Do Knock Knock Pad (Blue), 74 To Do Knock Knock Pad (Red), 74 To Do/To Buy Perforated Pad, 78 Told You So Nifty Note, 70
Vouchers for Friends, 85 Vouchers for Lovers, 84 Vouchers for Mom (NEW), 84
W Wants / Needs Perforated Pad (NEW), 78 What I Ate Knock Knock Pad, 73 What I Love about Dad Journal (NEW), 10 What I Love about Grandma Journal (NEW), 11 What I Love about Mom Journal, 13 What I Love about You Journal, 12 What I Wish for You Journal, 13 What to Eat Horizontal Pad, 79 What to Eat Knock Knock Pad, 74 What to Pack Horizontal Pad, 79 Whatever Sticky Note, 63 Whatever Talking Tape (NEW), 24 Why I Must Have Sex with You Knock Knock Pad, 75 Why I’m in a Really Bad Mood Knock Knock Pad, 77 Why You’re My Bestie Journal (NEW), 11 Why You’re So Awesome Journal, 13 Why You’re So Hot Journal (NEW), 10 Why You’re So Super, Kiddo Journal, 12 Wine Journal, 38 Work Fortune Stickies, 66 Wrist Notes, 87 WTF Am I Doing Knock Knock Pad (NEW), 72 WTF Compact, 89 WTF Desktop Pad, 82 WTF Magnetic Mini Note, 28 WTF Nifty Note, 70 WTF Pen, 31 WTF Sticky Note, 61 WTF Talking Tape (NEW), 24
X XOXO Magnetic Mini Note, 28 XOXO Sticky Note, 63 XOXO Talking Tape (NEW), 25 XXX Dream Mask, 90
Y A Year of Fortunes, 58 Yes I’m Actually Reading This Bookmark Pad, 83 You + Me Sticky Note, 61 You Suck Nifty Note (NEW), 68 You’re Cute Sticky Note (NEW), 60 You’re on My Shit List Sticky Note, 62
U Utter Crap 3-Way Pad, 80
V VERY IMPORTANT PENS, 31 Voucher Book for Women, 86 VOUCHERS, 84–86 Vouchers for Dad (NEW), 84
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