Unemployed Philosophers Guild by Anne McGilvray & Co

THE UNEMPLOYED PHILOSOPHERS GUILD

WHOLESALE CATALOG

JANUARY–JUNE 2015

Moiré OP ART Watch Animated Op Art for your ensemble! As each second passes, the Moiré pattern whorls. Just desserts for those who like eye candy. Japanese quartz movement. 1 year warranty. 38mm diameter. Water resistant. #3975 $21.00 Minimum order 2 pieces.

Eye Watch Time will never pass in the blink of an eye because this eye never blinks. The spinning iris ticks away the seconds. Japanese quartz movement. 1 year warranty. 38mm diameter. Water resistant. #3805 $21.00 Minimum order 2 pieces.

Shakespeare Magnetic Dress-up Now you can give the Bard his props… and his costumes! Dress Shakespeare in mixand-match disguises and finery to perform his own plays – the package even opens to show a woodcut of the Swan Theatre in Shakespeare’s day! #3821 $7.00 Sold in multiples of 6.

Hello, Neighbor! Mister rogers magnetic dress-up Hello, Neighbor! Mister Rogers’ mix-and-match magnetic wardrobe includes everything you need to spend a snappy new day with America’s most beloved children’s television personality. #3819 $7.00 Sold in multiples of 6.

NOW IN TWO SIZES!

Music notebook UPG’s Music notebook has 64 pages of staves so you can launch right into the composition of your magnum opus …or just make a few notes. #3806 $1.50 Sold in multiples of 6.

Comic Notebook Our popular Comic notebook is now also available in a larger format (4.75" × 7"), with 96 pages of panels and punch-out stencils for comics, cartoons, and graphic novels. large Comic Notebook

4.75" × 7", 96 pp. #3951

$3.00 Sold in multiples of 6. Regular Comic Notebook

3.5" × 5", 64 pp. #3581

$1.50 Sold in multiples of 6.

Great games! notebook The Great Games! notebook fits in your pocket and entertains for hours without batteries, WiFi, or fancy equipment. All you need is a pen or pencil to play. 64 game pages, three game formats (squares, dots, and hexes), and easy-to-follow rules for several games. #3875

NEW! NG FEATURI TH ELF THE TW ! DOCTOR

$1.50 Sold in multiples of 6.

Doctor Who Sticky notes Add another dimension to your memos with hundreds of notes for sticky situations. #2206 $3.00 Sold in multiples of 6.

WHO DOCTOR STICKIES ! ARE BACK

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MARTHA GRAHAM

#3917

Geoffrey Chaucer

#3918

Malcolm X

pete Seeger

#3916

#3915

Magnetic personalities A modern dancer, a civil rights activist, a folk singer, and an English author are the newest Magnetic Personalities — puppets on your finger and magnets on your fridge. $3.50 Sold in multiples of 6/style.

MARK TWAIN

#3919

LITTLE THINKERS The American humorist, a samurai philosopher, and a folk singer are the newest characters in UPG’s Little Thinkers line — plush 11" dolls for your cubicle, bookshelf, or cubby.

Miyamoto musashi

#3976

$9.50 Minimum 2/style. Case discount $.25 off 12/style. Pete Seeger

#3920

Bar-o-saurus Games, trivia, facts, and fun â&#x20AC;&#x201C; the Bar-o-Saurus activity bar is filled with plant-eating goodness! #3813

Sherlock holmes Mystery bar

$2.35 each 12 bars per case. $2.15 each for 3 dozen. $1.95 each for 108 (9 dozen).

The Sherlock Holmes Mystery Bar is a fruit-and-nut bar in a package filled with games and diversions â&#x20AC;&#x201C; great fun for the die-hard Holmes enthusiast and the newly-smitten fan alike! #3811 $2.35 each 12 bars per case. $2.15 each for 3 dozen. $1.95 each for 108 (9 dozen).

Edith Wharton

#3921

Mister Rogers

QUOTABLE Notables

#3885

Now with Edith Wharton, Mister Rogers, and Carl Sagan, you can communicate with socialites, preschoolers, and extraterrestrials alike! Quotable Notable cards come complete with an envelope and sticker sheet of quotes and good wishes.

Sold in multiples of 6/style. $1.50 each for 12+/style. $1.75 each for 6/style.

Carl Sagan

#3884

Mind Control Mints You are getting minty… minty… very minty… #3882 $1.50 Sold in multiples of 12.

FDR SHIRT This 100% cotton t-shirt lets you relive the glory days of FDR and the New Deal. Wear it and you will feel that Happy Days Are Here Again!

FDR1 — Small FDR2 — Medium FDR3 — Large FDR4 — XL FDR5 — 2XL $11.50 $12.50 for 2XL.

MOON SHIRT (PERigee & Apogee) With the Moon at perigee on the front (near!) and at apogee on the reverse (far!), this 100% cotton t-shirt in a shade of deep blue is as wonderful and mysterious and changeable as you.

BACK

MOON1 — Small MOON2 — Medium MOON3 — Large MOON4 — XL MOON5 — 2XL $11.50 $12.50 for 2XL.

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How-To Mugs Make your coffee breaks better with the first mugs in UPG’s new How-to line. Don’t just doodle — draw! Don’t twiddle your thumbs — tie some knots! $6.50 Sold in multiples of 4.

How to draw ANIMALS

HOW TO TIE KNOTS

Make your coffee break more creative with the How to Draw Animals mug! Step-by-step instructions show you how to draw your own Bengal Tiger, Asian Elephant, and Giant Panda. All you need is a pencil and paper… and a coffee ring. #3824

With the How to Tie Knots mug, you’re on your way to earning a merit badge on your coffee break or securing your boat to the dock with your next mug of hot chocolate. Rope included! #3822

NEW ! N DESIG

COLD

Disapp ear ing van gogh mug

climate change mug Add hot water and watch sea levels rise. Let things cool off and the coastlines return. #3869 $6.50 Sold in multiples of 4.

Pour in a hot beverage and watch the famous painter’s ear disappear. With its ear-shaped handle, the DisappEARing Van Gogh Mug is sure to make an impression. Or a post-impression. #0125

HOT

$6.50 Sold in multiples of 4.

Mister Rogers Sweater changing Mug This friendly mug features favorite Mister Rogers quotes and song lyrics, and when you add hot water, he changes into his cardigan! #3748 $6.50 Sold in multiples of 4.

COLD

HOT

DISAPPEARING MUGS

Order in multiples of 4/style. All mugs come gift boxed.

cold

cold hot

hot

the beatles yellow submarine mug

constellations Have coffee with the stars. #2762

John, Paul, George, and Ringo appear in their Yellow Submarine. #3329

hot

cold

JEsus Shaves

disappearing Cheshire Cat

Jesus needs hot water to shave! #0981

The cat disappears, leaving only a grin. #0025

cold

hot

cold

Disappearing TARDIS

TIMELESS elvis

Watch the TARDIS travel through time and space! #1605

Great Supreme Court Cases

Add a hot beverage and watch Elvis go from Vegas to Memphis! #3044

Add a hot beverage and the losing sides disappear! #1657

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$6.50

DISAPPEARING mugs

$6.25 each when ordered in case packs of 32.

cold

hot

cold

Disappearing Civil Liberties

Great Gays Out of the Closet

Watch your rights disappear. #0236

Add hot liquid and 14 great gays from history proudly throw open the closet doors! #1655

hot

cold

disappearing wives of Henry VIII

great nudes Add a hot beverage and everyone’s clothing vanishes. (They’re all famous masterpieces — artistic nudity!) #2240

Add hot water and the wives disappear until things cool off. #0064

hot

cold

Disappearing Dinosaurs

shark!

Dinosaurs transform into fossils! #0982

Add hot coffee or tea and stay out of the water. #2985

FREE Mug Display inserts included with your order for all disappearing mugs!

Kurt Vonnegut The right amount of caffeine helps you adapt to the requirements of chaos. The right mug helps even more. #3358

Edgar Allan Poe

$6.25 each when ordered in case packs of 32.

Jane Austen Just the thing for women of independent means and superior men. #3764

Mark Twain

Makes any beverage mysterious! #3356

“The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.” Running a close second is caffeine. #3357

Banned Books

FIRST LINES OF LITERATURE

24 literary classics too hot to handle. #2480

$6.50

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NON-DISAPPEARING MUGS

It’ll give you the literary inspiration to tackle your day. #2763

non-DISAPPEARING mugs

Order in multiples of 4/style. All mugs come gift boxed.

Freudian Sips

CROSSWORD PUZZLE MUG

When you say one thing but mean your mother! #0084

One puzzle on the box, and a new one every month at crosswordmug.com! #3340

Brief History of Art

pink freud

From Lascaux to Picasso. #1658

Have a cigar! #3346

GENESIS OF THE DALEKS

monty python quotes

Caffeinate before you exterminate! #3745

Featuring 20 classic quotes from the legendary comedy team. #2965

$6.50

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NON-Disappearing mugs

$6.25 each when ordered in case packs of 32.

as seen on

Great Moustaches

Mathematical Formulae

15 famous moustaches. Groucho, Twain, Poe and others. #0652

20 of the most popular mathematical formulae. #0492

dalÍ llama

Presidential campaign Slogans

50% englightened, 50% surreal. #3381

29 classic slogans, from Adlai to Zachary. #0978

here’s looking at euclid

hello dalÍ

Yiddish Proverbs

Enjoy your morning cofffee with some essential geometry. #3402

The persistence of meow. #3382

Colorful Yiddish proverbs and their English translations. #0163

non-DISAPPEARING mugs

Order in multiples of 4/style. All mugs come gift boxed.

CLASSIC MOVIe mug

great architecture

Classic quotes from movie history. Test yourself! #2764

Architectural drawings of 10 famous buildings from classical to classic. #3305

Sell our mugs in a Mini Ivory Tower See page 58

Shakespearean Insults The Bard’s best put-downs. #0065

ShakespeareAn Love The Bard’s best come-ons. #0169

$6.50

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pill boxes

Min. 3 pcs.

Humorous aids for our over-medicated society. Fine nickel-plated pill boxes with clasps to keep your meds safely inside. 2" in diameter. buddha

rosie the riveter

pink freud

#3583

#3991

#3463

PANDORA’S PILL BOX

CHILL PILL

Freud

frida’s pharmacy

#3990

#2806

#0172

#3333

Mother’s Little Helper

obamacare

Jesus

Mad Hatter

#0648

#0238

#3332

#0602

Shakespeare

Van Gogh

MY STACHE

#0318

#0171

#2807 3.5" × 1"

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$6.50

Min. 3 pcs.

pill boxes

New Packaging! All of our round pill boxes now come packaged in attractive display boxes.

PILL BOXES

SPINNING Pill box display rack Show off our pill boxes on this spinning display. Holds 48 units. See page 60 for details. #4044 15

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$6.00

Secular Saints

Sold in multiples of 4/style.

UPG’s Secular Saints candles feature cultural icons to inspire and enlighten. Guaranteed to grant your desires (“I need romantic lighting”) and aid the powerless (“I need light until the power comes back on”). 2.25" × 8.5".

noam chomsky

#3309

salvador dalÍ

#3473

secular saint candle display Baltic birch plywood, assembles with no hardware. See page 61 for details. #3804 frida kahlo #3291

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$6.00

Sold in multiples of 4/style.

Secular Saints

charles darwin

albert einstein

sigmund freud

#3325

#2933

#3311

betty friedan

abraham lincoln

william shakespeare

#3306

#3314

#3307

socrates

kurt vonnegut

virginia woolf

#3313

#3701

#3310

$21.00

NEW!

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tempus fugit

Order in multiples of 2/style. All watches 33mm unless otherwise stated.

NEW! EYE WATCH

MOIRÉ OP ART WATCH

Time will never pass in the blink of an eye because this eye never blinks. Japanese quartz movement. 1 year warranty. The spinning iris ticks away the seconds. 38mm diameter. Water resistant. #3805

Animated Op Art for your ensemble! As each second passes, the Moiré pattern whorls. Just desserts for those who like eye candy. Japanese quartz movement. 1 year warranty. 38mm diameter. Water resistant. #3975

Einsteinian Relativity A clever take on relativity! It tells perfect time, but the numbers rotate! #0219

ERS DS MOVE IN REV

The hands move backwards! The face says: “Time stays long enough for anyone who will use it.” #0651

HAN

Leonardo Da Vinci Reverse Motion

THE

Dalí’s moustache becomes the minute and hour hands of this surreal watch. One of his ubiquitous ants circles the face every minute. #0559

THE

Salvador Dalí Surreality

A N T R E V O LV E S

Ah, the good old days when the heavens revolved around the Earth. #2979

THE

ptolemAic system

N U M B E R S R O TAT E

color wheel Finally, a classic artist’s color wheel you can wear on your wrist. Perfect for all your on-the-go color-mixing needs. 38mm diameter. #3584

S TA R S R O T AT E

babel watch Now you can tell time in Aramaic, Laotian, Chinese, Oriya, Sanskrit, Coptic, Greek, Mayan, Egyptian, Thai, Ethiopic, and Bengali...even if you can’t tell the time to anyone else. 38mm diameter. #3784

Now with genuine straps! Minimum leather 2 pieces/style.

Shiva Rotating Arms

tempus fugit

euclid

Two of the Hindu god’s arms and trident keep track of time. #0650

ARDS

EC “The Eternal Return of the Same” spins around the face. #0088

RETU

A classic photographyinspired watch. It’s 2.8, do you know where your children are? #1836

Nietzsche Eternal Return of the Same

AL RN

F-Stop Watch

Wonderland You won’t be late with our Wonderland watch. A flurry of cards spins around the watch face every minute. Curious! Printed plastic band. #1609

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higgs boson Pretend you understand particle physics with this new watch. You’ll CERNtainly be the life of any party. #2969

CIRCLE THE W

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Euclid’s proposition tells you the time. #3527

flie A

IS RD

doctor who The TARDIS flies around the vortex every minute. 38mm diameter with magnifying watch face. #2207

Watch John Cleese contort himself as the hours pass! 38mm diameter. #3049

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ministry of silly walks

Order in multiples of 2/style. All Now with genuine watches 33mm unless otherwise stated. leather straps!

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$21.00

tempus fugit

PH ISY

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I R C L E S T H E WA TCH

C I R C L E S T H E WA OTE

“O time, thou must untangle this, not I; it is too hard a knot for me t’untie.” A reminder that time heals all wounds. #0105

U SQ

Remember darkrooms, developers, red lighting and chemical baths? Our watch brings it all back for photography enthusiasts. Glows in the dark. #2987

ShakeSpeare Twelfth Night

darkroom timer

The Myth of Sisyphus

STEAMSHIP telegraph

Eternally condemned, Sisyphus pushes his rock round and round as the seconds tick by. #0261

Full speed ahead! #2836

Prime Time Tell time with prime numbers. A math geek favorite! #1837

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TS CHANGE WITH TIM

PLIN

UGH

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Charlie gets caught up in the machinery of modern times. #0649

Chaplin modern times Rotating Gear

watch DisplayS Showcase our timepieces in style. No hardware required for assembly. See page 60 for more display options and pricing.

awesome watch packaginG! Each watch comes in its own display tin.

The Mind of Freud See what’s on his mind (and probably yours!) Six different words (Mom, Dad, Sex, Envy, Id, Eros) become visible inside Freud’s thought bubble. #0127

$9.50

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little thinkers

Musical Dolls $11.00 each. Case discount .25 off 12/style. Minimum order 2 pieces/style.

Inspire. Englighten. Cuddle. MIYAMOTO MUSASHI

11" tall and so smart.

Miyamoto Musashi, the legendary samurai and ronin, is now an inspiring 11" plush doll! Let this celebrated Japanese swordsman be your constant companion. #3976

NEW!

Mark Twain Our Little Thinker captures the essence of Mark Twain, as smart(alecky) as he is wise(cracking). He stands about 11" tall – as brash, selfeffacing, and cuddly as the original. #3919

NEW!

PETE SEEGER Pete Seeger inspired generations of activists and folk singers and now he’s an inspiring 11" tall plush doll for your bookshelf, cubicle, or on the road! #3920

y I pla c! musi

JANE AUSTEN

#0248

BUDDHA

#0019

SO DO

JOHANN SEBASTIAN BACH

LUDWIG VAN BEETHOVEN

$11.00

#0014

CHARLIE CHAPLIN

#0931

#0017

cleopatra

#3262

Billy the kid

#2948

marie Sklodowska curie #3559

BLACKBEARD

#1844

SALVADOR DALÍ

#0028

little thinkers

CHARLES DARWIN

#0030

CHARLES DICKENS

#2641

EMILY DICKINSON

#0036

W.E.B. DUBOIS

#0128

ALBERT EINSTEIN

#0035

HABLE DETAC ! KITE

elizabeth i

benjamin franklin

CHE GUEVARA

SHERLOCK HOLMES

#0525

#0024

#3561

#0511

SIGMUND FREUD

#0162

JESUS

#0289

GANESH

MAHATMA GANDHI

#0625

#0058

FRIDA KAHLO

#0056

LEONARDO DA VINCI

#0029

y I pla c! musi

ABRAHAM LINCOLN

#0951

KARL MARX

#0077

CLAUDE MONET

#0081

MARILYN MONROE

#0203

W.A. MOZART

#0083

$11.00

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$9.50

little thinkers

Musical Dolls $11.00 each. Case discount .25 off 12/style. Minimum order 2 pieces/style.

HABLE DETAC N! RAVE

FRIEDRICH NIETZSCHE

#0085

BARACK OBAMA

#0310

PABLO PICASSO

#0638

EDGAR ALLAN POE

#0187

ELEANOR ROOSEVELT

#0288

I REALLY M! SCREA

SCREAMING SCREAM

#0290

SOCRATES

WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE

#0115

#0099

HABLE DETAC ! EAR

NIKOLA tesla #3558

Sell our Little Thinkers in a

MINI IVORY TOWER See page 58

king tut

#3261

ANDY WARHOL

#0311

VINCENT VAN GOGH

#0122

george washington

#3733

kurt vonnegut

#2949

VIRGINIA WOOLF

#0123

MINTS NEW!

Delicious!

Free Display Rack Two racks available upon request. Order 6 mint styles and get the 6-style rack. Order 3 styles and get the 3-style rack. See page 60 for details.

Super-strong mints that provide a wallop of minty freshness, without sugar or aspartame. Minimum 24 tins per style.

3-style rack (#0193) 6-style rack (#0139)

All mints come in a POP display box. MIND CONTROL MINTS PEPPERMINT #3882

MANLY MINTS

ANTI-GRAVITY MINTS

INVISIBILITY MINTS

PEPPERMINT #0260

PEPPERMINT #0962

PEPPERMINT #0947

DISAPPOINTMINTS

obamacare mints

OBAMAMINTS

Eaves Drops

PEPPERMINT #2123

PEPPERMINT #3351

PEPPERMINT #0316

LEMON #3524

PUNISHMiNTS

THE MORNING AFTER mint

CINNAMON HABAÑERO #2954

PEPPERMINT #0258

BEFORE THE KISS PEPPERMINT #0071

BEFORE, DURING & AFTER SEX mints PEPPERMINT #0103

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$1.50

MINTS

Sold in multiples of 24. POP included.

MESSIAH MINTS

ENLIGHTENMINTS

ATONEMINTS

SIN-O-MINTS

PEPPERMINT #0964

PEPPERMINT #0038

PEPPERMINT #0013

CINNAMON HABAÑERO #0108

ANTI-ESTABLISHMINTS

EMPOWERMINTS

PEPPERMINT #0011

PEPPERMINT #0949

EINSTEIN’S RELATIVELY STRONG MINTS

Experimints PEPPERMINT #2978

PEPPERMINT #0315

ALICE’S ENCHANTMINTS PEPPERMINT #0615

shakespearmints SPEARMINT #0008

monty python’s wafer thin mints PEPPERMINT #3367

AFTER THERAPY mints PEPPERMINT #0009

MOTHER’S LITTLE HELPER

MINTS ARE A GIRL’S BEST FRIEND

PEPPERMINT #0259

PEPPERMINT #2101

MESHUGA MINTS PEPPERMINT #2103

RETIREMINTS PEPPERMINT #2102

planet plates planet plates A set of eight melamine plates featuring watercolor portraits of the planets in our solar system. This lightweight dinnerware orbits from picnic to dinner party to dishwasher – wherever adventure takes you! Pluto not included (it’s not a planet). Dishwasher safe. Plate diameter 10”. #3344 $18.50

Sold in multiples of 4.

Sold Separately

$3.50 each Individually polybagged. Sold in multiples of 4/style.

Mercury

Venus

Earth

Mars

#3962

#3963

#3964

#3965

Jupiter

Saturn

Uranus

Neptune

#3966

#3967

#3968

#3969

NEW!

$7.00

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magnetic play sets

Sold in multiples of 6/style.

Mix it up! UPG’s magnetic moustaches, dress-ups, and play sets make your fridge fun again! Sold in multiples of 6.

NEW!

Shakespeare Magnetic Dress-up

AMERICAN GOTHIC #2766

Now you can give the Bard his props… and his costumes! Dress Shakespeare in mixand-match disguises and finery to perform his own plays – the package even opens to show a woodcut of the Swan Theatre in Shakespeare’s day! #3821 $7.00 Sold in multiples of 6.

Freudian Finery #0321

magnetic play sets

fridaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Frocks & Smocks

Some Like It Haute

#2310

#2281

OMG: Design your own deity

youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve created a monster! #3519

yellow submarine #3385

#2778

Fit for the King #3042

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$7.00

magnetic play sets

Sold in multiples of 6/style.

FREE Acrylic display

for Great Moustaches magnet set available upon request with order of 12 units. #2696

Einsteinâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Ensembles #0322

Great Moustaches Set 20 magnets modeled on famous moustaches will hold up and enhance your family photos on the fridge. #2498 $5.00 each.

The First Lady of Fashion

Obamarama #0654

#0320

Magnetic Dress-Up Display Rack Sarah palin going vogue #1625

What Would Jesus Wear? #0323

Baltic birch plywood, assembles with no hardware. Holds 24 magnetic play sets. Available free with purchase of 24 sets. See page 61. #3106

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$3.00

sticky note booklets

Different shapes in every booklet! Sticky notes from the Unemployed Philosphers Guild are so much more than just another adhesive memo pad! Each booklet comes with hundreds of stickies in different shapes and sizes and is guaranteed to amuse! 3.25" Ă&#x2014; 4.5".

NEW! NG FEATURI TH ELF THE TW ! DOCTOR

Doctor Who Sticky notes Add another dimension to your memos with hundreds of notes for sticky situations. #2206 $3.00 Sold in multiples of 6.

monty python

MUSICAL NOTES

finger notes

#3048

#0532

#0613

Yellow submarine

WONDERLAND

moustacHios

#3330

#2781

#2952

Minimum order 6 pieces per style. Sold in multiples of 6/style. Sticky note booklets come packed in POP-ready display box.

sticky note booklets

First aid notes

FREUDIAN SLIPS

COMMANDMENTS

adhesive christ almighties

#3647

#0114

tiered sticky note display

Baltic birch plywood. Assembles without hardware. Holds 36 units. Free with purchase of 72 booklets. See page 61. #3105

#0528

#0612

POP DISPLAY

All sticky note booklets come in POP boxes of six.

LEGAL NOTES #2210

notes of the buddha #0611

DALÍ’S SURREAList manifestos

SHAKESPEARE’S MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHINGS

#0546

#0533

FRIDA’S REFLECTIONS

EINSTEINIAN GLUONS

FEMInotes

#0529

#0535

#1818

elvis #3361

SONIC WALLETS

The Incredible Sonic Wallet!

Light Sensitive sound plays when wallet is opened

Ever hear the saying “money talks”? Well, now your wallet can talk, or sing, or scream with our revolutionary Sonic Wallets. Made from durable Tyvek®, each wallet lets loose a different array of sounds Expandable each time thin wallet adapts to you open it! hold your stuff

SPINNING WALLET DISPLAY Show off your sonic wallets on this spinning display. Holds 48 wallets. See page 61. #3228

kittenS

audUbon birds

Kittens, KITTENS, KITTENS! Kitten-crazy wallet meows when you open it. Because KITTENS!!! One compartment for kitty litter, another for toy mice. This wallet will meow every time you open it. Notice how we didn’t say purrfect. Shoot, well, now we did. #3321

Keep a blue jay in your pocket—a dozen Audubon birdsongs and bird calls when you open the wallet. #3316

classic sci fi

jewish

The superior intelligence’s choice for holding worthless Earthling currency. Made of space-age material! Plays a variety of spacey sounds each time you open it. #3324

Whether for babka or challah, you’re going to need dough. Plays “Hava Nagila” when you open it. #3319

camera

day of the dead

Pay your models and darkroom fees with this sleek, retro Graflex wallet. Makes classic camera sounds when you open it! #2981

Now your dinero can be as festive as the Día de los Muertos! Plays mariachi music each time you open it. #3318

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$7.50

SONIC WALLETS

Sold in multiples of 6/style.

the SCREAM

drum machine

Hear existential screams and shouts each time you open the wallet. #2908

This classic drum machine-inspired wallet lays down five beats! #2907

patriotic

JESUS

The most American wallet ever! Plays Stars and Stripes Forever and The Star-Spangled Banner! Sized perfectly for US currency. #2973

Hallelujah! Sounds of angels and harps emanate as you reach for what is Caesar’s. #2970

shakespeare insultS

baseball

Hurls seven insults and barbs from the Bard each time thou openst it. #2971

Plays classic sounds of a ball game each time you open it. It’ll make you want to buy peanuts. #2972

BUDDHA

moolah

Find your moment of zen when you reach for a ten. Plays four different chants and meditative sounds. #2974

A blinged-out cow wallet that shouts “moo-lah” each time you open it to grab some moolah! #2975

elvis

monty python

Here’s the only one for the money. Fits in the pocket of your leather jacket and your flashy new jumpsuit. Plays Blue Suede Shoes each time you open it. #2976

You’ll make a splash with this Monty Python wallet that plays music plus select quotes from the Pythons when you open it. #2982

$8.00

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glassware

$0.25 off in case packs of 24 units. Sold in multiples of 4/style.

shot into space shot glasses Six shot glasses, eight animal pioneers. Raise a glass to the unsung heroes of space exploration! #3091

jews glasses A set of four juice glasses featuring famous Jews. One of thinkers, one of artists, one of writers, and one of entertainers. Makes every nosh a meeting of the minds. #2869 $10.00 Sold in multiples of 4.

Mug Shots shot glasses Six of the most famous gangsters and their mug shots on a set of shot glasses! Includes Al Capone, John Dillinger, Bugsy Siegel, Lucky Luciano, Machine Gun Kelly, and Pretty Boy Floyd. #1838

Great Drinkers shot glasses Our Great Drinkers shot glass set celebrates six immortal literary figures who are as famous for their drinking as they are for their work: Oscar Wilde, Lord Byron, Dorothy Parker, Winston Churchill, William Butler Yeats, and Charles Baudelaire. Each two-ounce shot glass features an illustration of the author along with a memorable quote about drinking. #0034

shot glasses These shot glasses are shot glasses for straight shooters of the highest caliber. #2236

Yellow Submarine

yellow submarine Magnetic Play Set The Beatles Yellow Subarine Play Set comes with a Snapping Turk, the Chief Blue Meanie and Max, Apple Bonkers, Glovie, and more! Featuring the Fab Four...and Love. #3385 $7.00 Sold in multiples of 6.

yellow submarine STICKY NOTES Yellow Submarine sticky notes feature characters from the movie. Let the Fab Four, Blue Meanies, Glovie, and a psychedelic host of others help you remember All You Need. #3330 $3.00 Sold in multiples of 6.

COLD

yellow submarine mug When you add hot water, John, Paul, George, and Ringo appear in their Yellow Subarmine. Won't you join the Fab Four in a cup of tea? 12. oz. #3329 $6.50 Sold in multiples of 4.

HOT

Doctor Who

Doctor Who WATCH The TARDIS flies around the vortex every minute. 38mm diameter with magnifying watch face. #2207 $21.00 Minimum order 2.

GENESIS OF THE DALEKS MUG Prof. Bakewell’s genuine blueprints for the design of the Dalek — The Doctor’s long-time nemesis. Caffeinate before you exterminate! #3745 $6.50

Disappearing TARDIS Mug Add a hot beverage and watch the Tardis travel through time and space! #1605 $6.50 Sold in multiples of 4.

Sold in multiples of 4.

Doctor Who NEW! NG EATURI F FTH EL W T THE ! DOCTOR

Doctor Who Sticky notes Add another dimension to your memos with hundreds of notes for sticky situations. #2206 $3.00 Sold in multiples of 6.

WHO DOCTOR STICKIES ! ARE BACK

TARDIS VS DALEK salt & pepper set An epic battle across space and time can now take place over your dinner table with our TARDIS vs Dalek salt and pepper shaker set! These collectible ceramic shakers are a must for every Doctor Who fan. #2453 $9.50. Sold in multiples of 4. $9.25 case pack of 24 units.

Tardis vs Dalek CREAM & SUGAR SET Even a rivalry of cosmic proportions takes time out for tea! The TARDIS holds the sugar and the Dalek holds the cream. Approx. 3-Â˝" tall and highly civilized. #3746 $12.00 Sold in multiples of 4.

quotable notables More than just a blank card, this is a revolution in stationery! Each of our 9” tall, die-cut note cards comes with an envelope and unique sticker sheet, featuring quotations and celebratory greetings for all occasions, from “Happy Birthday” to “Missing you!” and protected in an acetate sleeve.

NEW!

NEW! NEW!

EDITh Wharton

#3921

Carl Sagan

Mister ROgers

#3884

#3885

ANGEL (GIOTTO)

#0983

WINSTON CHURCHILL

#1784

ISADORA DUNCAN

#0494

LOUIS ARMSTRONG

#2225

BILL CLINTON

#0301

ALBERT EINSTEIN

#0204

JANE AUSTEN

#0202

HILLARY CLINTON

#0302

ELIZABETH I

#0987

SIMONE de BEAUVOIR

#0506

DAVY CROCKETT

#2957

RALPH WALDO EMERSON

#0578

LUDWIG VAN BEETHOVEN

#0228

SALVADOR DALÍ

#0230

F. SCOTT FITZGERALD

#0588

DEGAS’ BALLERINA

#0507

DANTE ALIGHIERI

#0509

MICHEL FOUCAULT

#0213

BILLY THE KID

#2956

CHARLES DARWIN

#0478

BENJAMIN FRANKLIN

#0574

laughing buddha

#3659

EMILY DICKINSON

#0303

SIGMUND FREUD

#0203

CHARLIE CHAPLIN

#0938

FREDERICK DOUGLASS

#2230

MAHATMA GANDHI

#0212

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$1.50

quotable notables

for 12+/style. $1.75 each for 6/style. Sold in multiples of 6/style.

Floor and Counter Racks Available See page 62 for details.

Customize your card! Every Quotable Notable card comes with a sticker sheet of quotes, greetings, and images!

GIRL w/ Pearl Earring (VERMEER)

#2234

THOMAS JEFFERSON

#0575

ABRAHAM LINCOLN

#0966

ULYSSES S. GRANT

#2226

JESUS

#0935

KARL MARX

#0233

CHE GUEVARA

#0199

JAMES JOYCE

#0206

MONA LISA (LEONARDO)

#0234

JIMI HENDRIX

HENRY VIII

#0200

#2229

FRANZ KAFKA

#0579

CLAUDE MONET

#0231

FRIDA KAHLO

#0218

MARILYN MONROE

#2228

BILLie holiday

#3326

JOHN F. KENNEDY

#2224

MOSES

#0940

SHERLOCK HOLMES

#0504

kiss (klimt)

#0232

W.A. MOZART

#0229

HARRY HOUDINI

ZORA NEALE HURSTON

ROBERT E. LEE

LEONARDO DA VINCI

#0991

#2227

ISAAC NEWTON

#0989

#0590

#0941

FRIEDRICH NIETZSCHE

#0208

for 12+/style. $1.75 each for 6/style. Sold in multiples of 6/style.

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$1.50

quotable notables

NEW!

ANNIE OAKLEY

#0508

BARACK OBAMA

MICHELLE OBAMA

#0609

DOROTHY PARKER

#0312

ROSA PARKS

#0201

#2223

PABLO PICASSO

#0945

EDGAR ALLAN POE

#0209

elvis presley

#3047

REMBRANDT VAN RIJN

Mister ROgers

#0591

#3885

NEW!

ELEANOR ROOSEVELT

#0576

FRANKLIN D. ROOSEVELT

THEODORE ROOSEVELT

#0946

#0937

ROSIE THE RIVETER

Carl Sagan

#0586

#3884

JEAN-PAUL SARTRE

#0505

SCREAM (MUNCH)

#0235

WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE

#0215

SITTING BULL

SOCRATES

#0211

#2958

NEW!

GERTRUDE nikola TESLA STEIN #3659

#0942

WALT WHITMAN

#0304

HENRY DAVID THOREAU

OSCAR WILDE

#1785

#0501

MARK TWAIN

#0502

LUDWIG WITTGENSTEIN

#0205

VINCENT VAN GOGH

#0210

VIRGINIA WOOLF

#0207

VENUS (Botticelli)

#0986

FRANK LLOYD WRIGHT

#0589

kurt vonnegut

#2959

ALICE

#0583

ANDY WARHOL

#0939

MAD HATTER

#0584

GEORGE WASHINGTON

#1783

QUEEN OF HEARTS

#0580

EDITh Wharton

#3921

WHITE RABBIT

#0581

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$6.00

card sets

Sold in multiples of 4.

Boxed Card Sets Each set includes 8 cards, 8 envelopes & 4 sticker sheets. Alice s got “Everything' a moral, if only it.” you can find

“If you don't know where you are going, any road will get you there.”

t!” “Goodbye Fee

“Oh, 'tis love, 'tisthe love that makes d.” wor ld go roun

“What a curious

feeling.”

OUSER CURIand R CURIOUSE eat me “Take care of the sense and the sounds will take care of themselves.”

nonsense! “I can't explainid, myself, I'm afra not because I'm .” see myself, you

Alice in Wonderland Alice, Mad Hatter, Queen of Hearts, White Rabbit. #0585

Great Artists

Great Writers

Masterpieces

Salvador Dalí, Frida Kahlo, Claude Monet, Vincent Van Gogh. #0305

Jane Austen, William Shakespeare, James Joyce, Virginia Woolf. #0306

Degas’ Ballerina, Munch’s Scream, Leonardo’s Mona Lisa, Klimt’s Kiss. #0510

Notebooks are 3.5" × 5". 64 pages.

$1.50

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notebooks

Sold in multiples of 6/style.

NEW!

Music notebook UPG’s Music notebook has 64 pages of staves so you can launch right into the composition of your magnum opus …or just make a few notes. #3806

NEW! Great games! notebook The Great Games! notebook fits in your pocket and entertains for hours without batteries, WiFi, or fancy equipment. All you need is a pen or pencil to play. 64 game pages, three game formats (squares, dots, and hexes), and easy-to-follow rules for several games. #3875

mini masterpieces notebook A handy artist’s notebook with page borders of classic frames for studies, details, or miniature masterpieces. #3582

comic notebook A handy cartoonist’s notebook, perfect for capturing all your fresh POW! ZIP! BOING! ideas. $1.50 3.5" × 5", 64 pp. #3581 Regular

large $3.00

4.75" × 7", 96 pp. #3951

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$1.50

PaSSPORT notebooks

Sold in multiples of 6/style.

These notebooks are your passports to sacred sites, imaginary places, and other fantastic lands. Not just a handy notebook — a journal for all your inward journeys. “It is not down in any map; true places never are.” — Herman Melville

AREA 51 #2962

CAMELOT #1592

GARDEN OF EDEN #1594

HELL #1465

MARS #2221

NEVERLAND #1590

NIRVANA #1593

OZ #1471

PANGAEA #1464

PARADISE #1475

PLATO’S REPUBLIC #1469

SHERLOCK HOLMES #3393

UPG #2964

notebook display Baltic birch plywood, assembles with no hardware. Holds 36 passports, free with purchase of 72. See page 61. #3104

The Unconscious #1467

UTOPIA #1468

WONDERLAND #1473

T-SHIRTS

Dress in Style!

Now your customers can dress in style—UPG style! Featuring 13 designs. No summer, winter, fall or spring collection is complete without them! 100% cotton.*

wherE’S ralph waldo emerson?

PINK FREUD

Available in unisex Small, Medium, Large, X-Large, and 2X-Large. *Hello Dali is 90/10 cotton/polyblend.

$11.50 each. $10.50 if ordered in quantities of 12/style. +$1.00 for 2XL. Minimum 2 per size.

MOON

cheshire cat

persistence of memory

BACK

CAT APPEARS HT! IN SUNLIG

NEW!

New! MOON1 - Small MOON2 - Medium MOON3 - Large MOON4 - XL MOON5 - 2XL

CCAT1 - Small CCAT2 - Medium CCAT3 - Large CCAT4 - XL CCAT5 - 2XL

pinkf1 - Small pinkf2 - Medium pinkf3 - Large pinkf4 - XL pinkf5 - 2XL

PMEM1 – Small PMEM2 – Medium PMEM3 – aLarge PMEM4 – XL PMEM5 – 2XL

WALDO1 - Small WALDO2 - Medium WALDO3 - Large WALDO4 - XL WALDO5 - 2XL

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$11.50

t-shirts

$10.50 if ordered in quantities of 12/style. Min. 2 per size.

FDR GREAT moustaches

NEW!

I love lucy

hello dalÍ

CALVIN AND HOBBES

EUCLID

dalÍ llama

SHAKESPEAREAN insults

HelloD1 - Small HelloD2 - Medium HelloD3 - Large HelloD4 - XL HelloD5 - 2XL

Moust1 - Small Moust2 - Medium Moust3 - Large Moust4 - XL Moust5 - 2XL

Euclid1 - Small Euclid2 - Medium Euclid3 - Large Euclid4 - XL Euclid5 - 2XL

Llama1 - Small Llama2 - Medium Llama3 - Large Llama4 - XL Llama5 - 2XL

Lucy1 - Small Lucy2 - Medium Lucy3 - Large Lucy4 - XL Lucy5 - 2XL

insult1 - Small insult2 - Medium insult3 - Large insult4 - XL insult5 - 2XL

New! Calvin1 - Small Calvin2 - Medium Calvin3 - Large CaLVin4 - XL Calvin5 - 2XL

FDR1 - Small FDR2 - Medium FDR3 - Large FDR4 - XL FDR5 - 2XL

Activity Bars

Fun and Nutritious!

NEW!

Each Activity Bar comes in a fold-out four-panel box full of fun, facts, games, activities, and, to give you the energy to do it all, a delicious-tasting, gluten-free, kosher fruit and nut bar! A magnetic clasp keeps it all together. The package is wildly entertaining even after the bar is gone. Never before have so many had so much fun and nutrition for so little!

NEW!

Bar-o-saurus Games, trivia, facts, and fun â&#x20AC;&#x201C; the Bar-o-Saurus activity bar is filled with plant-eating goodness! #3813

Sherlock holmes Mystery bar The Sherlock Holmes Mystery Bar is a fruit-and-nut bar in a package filled with games and diversions â&#x20AC;&#x201C; great fun for the die-hard Holmes enthusiast and the newly-smitten fan alike! #3811

Great ! Displays 3 Bar Rack (wire) (#2677) 6 Bar Rack (wood) (#2678) See page 61 for details.

POP BOXES for every bar

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$2.35

$2.15 when you buy 3 dozen. $1.95 for 108 (9 dozen). 12 bars per case.

Activity Bars

STAR BAR Learn about the universe while having a snack! #3040

Buddha Bar Buddha trivia, checklists, and a cut-out Buddhist shrine to display on your desk or nightstand. #2332

Sigmund Freud’s Fruit & Nut Bar An interactive box full of Freudian games, trivia, and even a cut-out Freudian cigar! #2338

A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Penguin Walk Into a Bar Inside you’ll find a concise History of Humor Timeline, a Comic Strip Construction Kit, and a crash course on punchlines. #2340

The Last Supper Bar Box contains a Jesus activity extravaganza: facts on the Last Supper, games, quizzes, jokes and trivia. #2334

Wonderland ‘Eat Me’ Bar Curious? Open up the box and you’ll find games, puzzles, and quotes from your favorite Wonderland characters. #2337

Einstein’s Energy Bar Open up the package for a real scientific education. You’ll be able to hold your own in any discussion of special relativity. #0967

Gay Bar Includes games, activities, trivia, and even recipes for gay drinks that are guaranteed to leave you well hung over. That’s quite a package! #2339

Arrr Barrr Pirate Bar Box includes pirate lingo, cut-out pieces of eight, pirate quiz game and an official code of conduct! #2289

Nietzsche’s Will to Power Bar Open the clasp and discover Nietzsche puzzles, facts, and 12 steps to becoming an Übermensch. There’s even a cut-out Nietzsche moustache! #2342

the BARD BAR My kingdom for a tasty fruit and nut bar! #3041

magnetic personalities

Finger puppets & Fridge Magnets! On your finger, it’s a puppet; on your fridge, it’s a magnet! Over 100 different fuzzy luminaries are available.

Pete Seeger

Martha Graham

#3915

Rotating Puppet Rack

#3917

Our rotating Magnetic Personality display holds up to 60 puppets. It’s made of wood and steel and opens on top to hold excess inventory. FREE with a purchase of 144 puppets. #0165 Floor rack also available. See page 60 for more info.

Geoffrey Chaucer

#3918

Malcolm X

#3916

SHOLEM ALEICHEM

SUSAN B. ANTHONY

#0516

#0922

HANNAH ARENDT

#0629

LOUIS ARMSTRONG

#2186

JANE AUSTEN

LUDWIG VAN BEETHOVEN

#0145

BILLY THE KID

#0150

#2943

BLACKBEARD

#1841

NEW!

NAPOLEON BONAPARTE

BUDDHA

#0020

#0295

JULIUS CAESAR

#2192

CHARLIE CHAPLIN

#0928

Geoffrey Chaucer

#3918

ANTON CHEKHOV

#0919

noam CHomsky

#3556

WINSTON CHURCHILL

#1842

PUPPET BOX SETS $12.50 each. Sold in multiples of 4. $12.00 each in case packs of 24.

The Great Scientists Sklodowska Curie, Einstein, Newton, Darwin #0423

The Great Philosophers Plato, Kant, Hegel, Nietzsche #0094

The Great Revolutionaries Gandhi, Guevara, Trotsky, Mandela #0157

cleopatra

#3264

CHARLES DICKENS

#0031

BENJAMIN FRANKLIN

#0221

CHE GUEVARA

#0155

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$3.50

CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS

#2193

EMILY DICKINSON

#0544

SIGMUND FREUD

#0054

KEITH HARING

#2941

magnetic personalities

Sold in multiples of 6/style. $3.25 each in case packs of 36.

DAVY CROCKETT

#2942

FYODOR DOSTOEVSKY

#0513

MARIE SKLODOWSKA CURIE

#0296

FREDERICK DOUGLASS

#0255

GALILEO GALILEI

MAHATMA GANDHI

#0178

G.W.F. HEGEL

#0197

#0161

ERNEST HEMINGWAY

#0630

SALVADOR DALÍ

#0033

THOMAS EDISON

#0292

ganesh

#0923

SHERLOCK HOLMES

#0596

CHARLES DARWIN

#0251

ALBERT EINSTEIN

#0148

EMMA GOLDMAN

#0514

ZORA NEALE HURSTON

#0196

JACQUES DERRIDA

René DESCARTES

#2194

#3741

QUEEN ELIZABETH I

#0519

NEW!

Martha Graham

#3917

THOMAS JEFFERSON

#0521

MICHEL FOUCAULT

#0185

ULYSSES S. GRANT

#0925

JESUS

#0929

PUPPET BOX SETS $12.50 each. Sold in multiples of 4. $12.00 each in case packs of 24.

The Great Composers Beethoven, Verdi, Puccini, Mozart #0158

The Great Psychologists Sigmund Freud, Anna Freud, Jung, Couch #0096

The Great Artists Van Gogh, Dalí, Kahlo, Monet #0012

$3.50

JOAN OF ARC

#0293

JAMES JOYCE

CARL JUNG

#0146

#0067

GUSTAV KLIMT

LAO-TZU

HERMAN MELVILLE

CLAUDE MONET

#0291

#0601

GEORGIA O’KEEFFE

#0518

#0073

#0927

#0082

#0068

leonardo da vinci

#0543

MARILYN MONROE

moses

#3265

#2187

DOROTHY PARKER

#0252

ROBERT E. LEE

FRANZ KAFKA

ROSA PARKS

#2185

PAVLOV’S DOG

#0151

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magnetic personalities

FRIDA KAHLO

#0057

ABRAHAM LINCOLN

#0245

W. A. MOZART

#0144

PABLO PICASSO

#0921

Sold in multiples of 6/style. $3.25 each in case packs of 36.

IMMANUEL KANT

#0143

NEW!

Malcolm X

#3916

ISAAC NEWTON

#0249

sylvia PLATh

#3554

HELEN KELLER

SøREN KIERKEGAARD

#2945

#0181

NELSON MANDELA

#0153

FRIEDRICH NIETZSCHE

#0087

PLATO

#0095

KARL MARX

#0250

BARACK OBAMA

#0644

EDGAR ALLAN POE

#0198

PUPPET BOX SETS $12.50 each. Sold in multiples of 4. $12.00 each in case packs of 24.

The Great Writers Shakespeare, Woolf, Dickens, Tolstoy #0134

Alice in Wonderland Cheshire Cat, Queen of Hearts, Alice, Mad Hatter #2238

Freud & Couch The master and his couch. #0055

$7.50 each.

elvis Presley

#3045

GIACOMO PUCCINI

#0156

DIEGO RIVERA

#0154

ROBIN HOOD

#1839

AUGUSTE RODIN

#0166

ELEANOR ROOSEVELT

#0223

THEODORE ROOSEVELT

BETSY ROSS

#0254

#1840

NEW!

RUMI

#3740

SHIVA

#0924

VINCENT VAN GOGH

#0121

GEORGE WASHINGTON

#0294

carl SAGAN

#3555

BARUCH SPINOZA

#0515

DIEGO VELAZQUEZ

#0633

OSCAR WILDE

#0635

SAPPHO

#0600

NIKOLA TESLA

#0636

GIUSEPPE VERDI

#0142

VIRGINIA WOOLF

#0124

ARTHUR SCHOPENHAUER

#0101

LEO TOLSTOY

#0160

VERMEER’S GIRL W/PEARL

#2235

FRANK LLOYD WRIGHT

#0610

SCHRöDINGER’S CAT

#0152

SOJOURNER TRUTH

#0621

queen victoria

#3266

ALICE

#2242

THE SCREAM

#0646

HARRIET TUBMAN

#0241

voltaire

#3557

CHESHIRE CAT

#2191

Pete Seeger

#3915

king tut

#3263

KURT VONNEGUT

#2944

MAD HATTER

#2189

WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE

#0104

MARK TWAIN

#0628

ANDY WARHOL

#0643

QUEEN OF HEARTS

#2190

ELVIS PRESLEY

ELVIS Magnetic FINGER PUPPET Here’s the King of Rock ‘n’ Roll in his jailhouse attire! Wear him as a finger puppet or let him make your fridge a little cooler. #3045 $3.50 Sold in multiples of 6. COLD TM

TIMELESS ELVIS MUG Add a hot beverage and watch Elvis go from Vegas to Memphis! #3044 $6.50 Sold in multiples of 4.

HOT

elvis dress-up set Viva apparel! Dress a magnetic Elvis up in nearly limitless combinations of mix-andmatch wardrobes. Dress the Hillbilly Cat for the Ed Sullivan Show, a gig in Las Vegas, or hanging out on a beach in Hawaii. #3042 $7.00 Sold in multiples of 6.

elvis quotable notable A die-cut note card of The King. Each comes with a sticker sheet featuring quotes and greetings. #3047 $1.75 Sold in multiples of 6.

ELVIS SONIC WALLET ELVIS STICKY NOTES Remember Elvis—and everything else— in style! Accept no imitators! #3361 $3.00 Sold in multiples of 6.

The only one for the money! Tyvek® wallet plays Blue Suede Shoes when opened. #2976 $7.50 Sold in multiples of 6.

MONTY PYTHON

ministry of silly walks watch Watch John Cleese contort himself as the hours pass! #3049 $21.00 Minimum order 2 pieces.

monty python quotes MUG Take a swig to wash down all that albatross. Featuring 20 classic quotes from the legendary comedy team. #2965 $6.50

Sold in multiples of 4.

monty python’s wafer thin mints Don’t worry about how full you are—these fresh after-dinner mints will refresh you. They definitely won’t make you explode.* #3367 $1.50

Min. order 24 tins.

MONTY PYTHON sticky NOTES And now for something completely sticky! A sticky note book with notes featuring classic Python iconography. #3048 $3.00 Sold in multiples of 6.

monty python SONIC WALLET Handy when you want to buy an ant, a new parrot, or a bed ( just don’t say “mattress” to Mr. Lambert). Plays music and quotes from the Pythons. #2982 $7.50 Sold in multiples of 6.

* probably

other stuff

Now you can really put your foot in it! Walk in the master’s footsteps with our patented built-in ‘sock-tongue’.

Available in: Small (Women’s 4.5-7.5, Men’s 4.5–6) #0112 Medium (Women’s 8-10, Men’s 6.5–8.5) #0111 Large (Women’s 10.5-12, Men’s 9–11.5) #0110 $12.00 Minimum 2 pairs per size.

INFLATABLE scream doll Do-it-yourself inflatable Scream rises to 18" when you fill it with a sigh, a moan, or a scream of your own. He also wobbles on his water-filled base. #2961 $7.00 Sold in multiples of 6.

St. Sebastian pin cushion The famed martyr pierced by arrows is now your very own pincushion. He comes complete with pins. #0195 $7.50 Min. 2pcs. Boxed.

UPG BESTSELLERS In our centuries of business experience, we’ve learned that every store’s market and clientele are unique. To accommodate this diversity, UPG continues to develop hundreds of products. Here are some of our new and bestselling products by category:

Mugs Disappearing TARDIS Disappearing Dinosaurs Constellations Shakespearean Insults Shark! Math Cheshire Cat First Lines of Literature Crossword Puzzle Genesis of the Daleks Yellow Submarine Monty Python Quotes Brief History of Art Jane Austen NEW: Mister Rogers NEW: Climate Change NEW: DisappEARing Van Gogh

Magnetic Personalities Frida Kahlo Sigmund Freud The Scream Albert Einstein William Shakespeare Pablo Picasso Andy Warhol Vincent Van Gogh Salvador Dalí Barack Obama Abraham Lincoln Elvis Presley Sherlock Holmes NEW: Martha Graham NEW: Malcolm X NEW: Pete Seeger NEW: Geoffrey Chaucer

Bars Eat Me Bar Freud Bar Gay Bar Last Supper Bar Einstein's Energy Bar Buddha Bar Star Bar NEW: Holmes Mystery Bar NEW: Bar-o-saurus

T-Shirts

Notebooks

Shakespearean Insults Pink Freud Dalí Llama Cheshire Cat Here's Looking at Euclid Hello Dalí NEW: Moon NEW: FDR

Comic Notebook Wonderland Oz Sherlock Holmes Mini Masterpieces Neverland Hell Mars NEW: Music Notebook NEW: Great Games!

Quotable Notables Rosie the Riveter Salvador Dalí Frida Kahlo Andy Warhol Albert Einstein Edgar Allan Poe Laughing Buddha Pablo Picasso Elvis Presley Marilyn Monroe Jimi Hendrix Alice in Wonderland NEW: Mister Rogers NEW: Carl Sagan NEW: Edith Wharton

Wallets Kittens Audubon Birds Elvis Monty Python Jesus Scream Day of the Dead Drum Machine Sci-Fi Camera

Mints Empowermints Einstein Relativity Mints Marilyn Mints Obamamints Disappointmints Alice's Enchantmints Retiremints Shakespearmints Obamacare Mints Manly Mints NEW: Mind Control Mints

Watches Monty Python Silly Walks Doctor Who Relativity Dalí Ptolemaic System Higgs Boson Wonderland Watch Steamship Telegraph Color Wheel F-stop NEW: Eye Watch NEW: Moiré Op Art Watch

Sticky Notes Magnetic Dress-Up What Would Jesus Wear? Frida's Frocks & Smocks Yellow Submarine Play Set OMG You've Created A Monster! NEW: Shakespeare NEW: Mister Rogers

Yellow Submarine Musical Notes Freudian Slips Wonderland Notes Monty Python Stickies First Aid Sticky Notes Moustachios Much Ado About Nothings Elvis Sticky Notes NEW: Doctor Who

Little Thinkers Albert Einstein Sherlock Holmes Sigmund Freud Frida Kahlo William Shakespeare Vincent Van Gogh Edgar Allan Poe Abraham Lincoln Pablo Picasso NEW: Miyamoto Musashi NEW: Pete Seeger NEW: Mark Twain

Glassware Mug Shots Great Drinkers Shot into Space Jews Glasses

Pill Boxes Mad Hatter Freud Pandora's Pill Box Frida's Pharmacy Buddha Rosie the Riveter Jesus Van Gogh

CANDLES Frida Kahlo Albert Einstein William Shakespeare Sigmund Freud Charles Darwin Kurt Vonnegut

Other Planet Plates TARDIS vs Dalek Salt & Pepper Shakers TARDIS vs Dalek Creamer & Sugar Set Freudian Slippers NEW: Individual Planet Plates

IVORY TOWER Finally an opportunity to offer the entire UPG product range in one versatile display. The Ivory

Tower can hold all of UPG’s product lines in an attractive, efficient way. Designed with a flexible modular system, you can mix and match any and all of UPG’s lines. This spinning floor display holds a huge amount of product in a relatively small space.

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3 tier Display Cost: $200 with order of

$1400 or more. Free with order of $2000 or more.

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2 tier Display Cost: $150

with order of $1000 or more. Free with order of $1200 or more.

Additional Benefits: • 5% discount on all reorders, forever ($100 standard minimum applies)

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• New modules offered with new product lines

In order to qualify for this program, the combined styles and quantities in your initial order must fill the display completely.

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 3 TIER

2 tier

Height: 78" Width: 26" Depth: 21"

Height: 64" Width: 26" Depth: 21"

6 inside / 6 outside

4 inside / 4 outside

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INSIDE Modules

for a 3 tier ivory tower: choose 6

little thinkers

(Holds 12 units)

mugs

(Holds 24 units)

activity bars

(Holds 72 units)

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WATCHES

mints

(Holds 40 units)

(Holds 18 units)

(Holds 216 units)

WATCHES

magnetic personalities

(Holds 60 units)

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OUTSIDE Modules

for a 3 tier ivory tower: choose 6 for a 2 tier ivory tower: choose 4

magnetic dress-up

counts as 2 modules (Holds 36 units) puppet sets

sonic WALLETS

(Holds 8 units)

(Holds 48 units)

NEW!

passport notebooks

sticky notes

quotable notables

PILL BOXES

(Holds 90 units)

(Holds 72 units)

(Holds 120 units)

(Holds 54 units)

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The M.I.T. is modular and can be configured to hold nearly every UPG line. Don’t have space for an Ivory Tower? Go for a Mini! Order two or three and create your own UPG universe.

The Mini Ivory Tower is fully customizable for your store. Here’s just one example of what it could hold: 36 Finger Puppets

36 Wallets

16 Mugs

9 Watches

4 Little Thinkers

16 Candles

18 Sticky Notes With this assortment — $800 wholesale, $1750 retail at MSRP The M.I.T. can hold between $600 and $2400 at MSRP.

MINI IVORY TOWER Cost: $100. Free with order of $600 or more.

Additional Benefits: • 5% discount on all reorders, forever ($200 minimum order) • New modules offered with new product lines

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In order to qualify for this program, the combined styles and quantities in your initial order must fill the display completely.

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IVORY TOWER

You choo se whic h lin es for your

M.I.T.

In order to get your very own M.I.T., choose 2 from Group A and 6 from Group B below and then order the corresponding product to fill it. Couldnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t be simpler. Repeats are ok!

Group A choose 2

Group B choose 6

quotable notables

notebooks

magnetic personalities

(Holds 108 units)

(Holds 72 units)

(Holds 36 units)

dress ups

wallets

Pill boxes

(Holds 12 units)

(Holds 36 units)

mints

mugs

(Holds 60 units)

(Holds 8 units)

NEW! WATCHES

CANDLES

(Holds 9 units)

(Holds 8 units)

little thinkers

STICKY NOTES

(Holds 4 units)

(Holds 18 units)

display solutions NEW!

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PILL BOXES I

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Item

SKU

# of styles

Dimensions w×d×h

Material(s)

Price

QTY for free display

Large Lockable Watch Rack

3471

12 x 12 x 15"

Acrylic

$60.00

Large Watch Rack

3541

12 x 12 x 15"

Birch Plywood

$20.00

Small Lockable Watch Rack

4043

10 x 8 x 12"

Acrylic

$40.00

Small Watch Rack

3977

10 x 8 x 12"

Birch Plywood

$14.00

Magnetic Moustache Display

2696

6 x 2 x 8"

Acrylic

$5.00

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Large Mint Rack

0139

4 x 10 x 14"

Wire — black

$5.00

Small Mint Rack

0193

2 x 10 x 14"

Wire — black

$5.00

Spinning Countertop Puppet Display

0165

12 x 12 x 30"

Birch Plywood

$28.00

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Spinning Countertop Pill Box Display

4044

9 x 6 x 20"

Birch Plywood

$30.00

display solutions

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Item

SKU

# of styles

Dimensions w×d×h

Material(s)

Price

QTY for free display

Secular Saint Candle Rack

3804

11 x 13 x 24"

Birch Plywood

$22.00

Spinning Countertop Wallet Display

3228

12 x 6 x 23"

Birch Plywood

$28.00

Dress-up Rack

3106

9 x 10 x 24"

Birch Plywood

$24.00

Sticky Note Rack

3105

11 x 10 x 15"

Birch Plywood

$20.00

Notebook Rack

3104

13 x 7 x 17"

Birch Plywood

$20.00

Spinning Countertop Notebook Display

4045

6 x 6 x 24"

Birch Plywood & Acrylic

$35.00

108

Large Bar Rack

2678

14 x 14 x 10"

Birch Plywood

$24.00

Small Bar Rack

2677

7 x 12 x 18"

Wire — black

$5.00

card display solutionS

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Floor Countertop

Item

SKU

# of styles

Dimensions w×d×h

Material(s)

Price

QTY for free display

Large Countertop Card Rack

3705

13 × 13 × 42"

Birch Plywood & Acrylic

$55.00

288

Small Countertop Card Rack

3704

13 × 13 × 30"

Birch Plywood & Acrylic

$45.00

192

Spinning Floor Card Rack

4047

18 × 18 × 78"

Birch Plywood & Acrylic

$170.00

480

ALSO: our quotable notables can be displayed on the ivory tower and mini ivory tower.

Mini Ivory Tower Ivory Tower

SLAT WALL DISPLAYS

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Item

SKU

# of styles

Dimensions w×d×h

Material(s)

Price

QTY for free display

Puppet Display for Slatwall

2753

Card Strip for Slatwall

2751

21 x 1 x 20"

Black Metal

$21.50

21 x 2 x 10"

Acrylic

$11.00

Single Wallet Module for Slatwall

3536

21 x 6 x 10"

Acrylic

$10.00

Lockable Watch Case for Slatwall

2756

21 x 6 x 10"

Acrylic

$30.00

Sticky Note Shelf for Slatwall

2754

21 x 4 x 7"

Acrylic

$14.00

Dress Up Rack for Slatwall

2752

21 x 8 x 20"

Acrylic

$48.00

Pill Box Adaptor for Slatwall

4041

21 x 4 x 7"

Acrylic

$11.00

Puppet Set Shelf for Slatwall*

2824

21 x 6 x 10"

Acrylic

$15.00

Notebook Shelf for Slatwall

2755

21 x 2 x 7"

Acrylic

$12.00

*may also be used to hold four mugs

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