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CLOSET CONTENTS SHEDDING SOME LIGHT INTO THE DEPTHS OF MY WARDROBE

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BOTTOM FAT PANTS

[2]

JORTS

[4]

JEANS

[3]

RUNNING NIKES

[5]

[40]

TOP CROP TOPS

[5]

ALTERED (BY SCISSORS)

[5]

OTHER

[7]

TUNICS AND HIPPY SHRUGS

[12]

STANDARD V - NECKS

[11]

FULL BOD

[31]

MAXI SKIRTS

[9]

HIGH WAISTED MINIS

[6] [12]

SUNDRESSES VINTAGE GOWNS

COVER

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CARDIGANS

[9]

PEACOATS

[3]

FLANNELS AND THERMALS

[7]

BADASS JACKETS

[4]

[4]


A TALE OF TWO TWINNIES & GROWING TOGETHER APART

FERTILIZED EGG FERTILIZED EGG + WOMB = TWINS!

LITTLETON, CO SHANNON LEIGH CORINNE NICOLE

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NEW NEW NEW GROW NEW NEW NEW GROW OMAHA, NE ROCKING CHAIRS. SMILES. SASS. CLIMB CLIMB EXPLORE

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LEARNING THE HARD WAY NOT TO STICK BEANS UP MY NOSE DURING NAP TIME

FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL. GOOD HIDING SPOT? UNDER MY BED.

CLEAR SKIN. STILL NO BOOBS.

I AM A TOTAL BADASS. MUST WEAR BANDANAS EVERY DAY.

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BRACES. SICK.

WHY AM I SO ANGRY ALL THE TIME?

WHY IS SHANNON SO ANGRY ALL THE TIME?

MICHAELA PUTTING MACARONI ON MY SEAT NO ONE MESSES WITH MY SISTER

IN NEED OF PROTECTION PROTECTIVE SHE REALLY IS MY BEST FRIEND

WOW. IʼM A TERRIBLE DRIVER.

WTF SHANNON JUST RAN OVER MY FOOT IRRIATATED. IRRITABLE.

WOOPS. KINDA RAN OVER CORINNEʼS FOOT.

RELIGIOUS EPIPHANY

DO I EVEN LIKE WHO I AM RIGHT NOW?

NOTHING MATTERS. GOD DOESNʼT EXIST. I HAVE NO PURPOSE.

RECOVER FROM EPIPHANY I NEED TO GET AWAY FROM HER LAWRENCE, KS NEW NEW NEW

TIME FOR COLLEGE

10 HOURS FROM HOME. EVERYTHINGʼS IMPERSONAL. I MISS HOME.

PAINT. OVERANAZLYZE. CALCULUS. WHY DONʼT I MISS HER MORE? FRUSTRATION. OVERWHELMED.

AM I EVEN SMART ENOUGH TO STUDY PHYSICS? FIND HAPPINESS IN MYSELF

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I NEED TO GET AWAY FROM HER FORT COLLINS, CO NEW NEW NEW

LONELY.

INDEPENDENCE.

GROWGROWGROW

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PUBERTY

AWKWARD BANGS, BUCK TEETH AND ACNE

AWKWARD. GANGLY.CONFIDENCE. FINALLY BACK.

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FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL!

OH MY GOSH TIMMY IS SO CUTE

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PEEING IN THE TIREHOUSE AT PRESCHOOL

CAUTIOUSADVENTUROUS SHY, TIMID

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BABY BOO

BABY PTERYDACTYL

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STRAIN OF DISTANCE

I JUST WANT TO FIND MYSELF AGAIN

HOME

VEGETARIAN? LETʼS GIVE IT A GO WHY ARENT I CALLING MY FAMILY?

I GUESS I NEEDED HER MOREI GUESS I NEEDED HER MORE THAN I THOUGHTTHAN I THOUGHT


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CRUISER

Your outfit may or may not be inspired by Zoey Deschanel Youʼre probably a chick Youʼve tried biking in a dress

GENERIC

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You got your bike at a garage sale or Walmart You stop biking when the temperature drops below 60

BIKE BREEDS AROUND CAMPUS

Find out which stereotype suits you.

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FIXIE

You scoff at people who donʼt ride fixies You are wearing either jorts, tweed, a messenger bag, or a combination of the three Youʼve been called gay by many an annoyed truck driver

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RACING

Youʼre actually wearing a helmet You feel more comfortable in spandex than the general population

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BMX

You listen to Limp Bizkit You fuel up with Mountain Dew and Snickers


MY BREED CRUISER

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GENERIC

My outfits are oftentimes inspired by Zooey Deschanel I am indeed a chick I始ve tried biking in a dress (and failed) I got my bike at a Costco My bike begins hibernation around November


RUN

Heartrate 161 bpm Status alive Outlook hopeful

BIKE

Heartrate 147 bpm Status alive Outlook inspired

SLEEP

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Physical Stimula tion

Heartrate 64 bpm Status alive Outlook creative

+ Mental Outlo ok

– WORK

+BODY

MIND

Heartrate 73 bpm Status alive Outlook hopeful

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I just want to be comfortable 50% I want to experience it all 52% Eyes closing, body shutting down 70% It’s all too much 75% Nothing is working 77% I am enveloped in love 81% There’s so much to look forward to 84% Am I living the way that I should be? 92%

I am content

TIME SPENT FEELING FEELINGS


THANK

YOU


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