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AIDS Resource Center of Wisconsin and the fight against HIV ::BY JOHN JAHN

sk the average American what they know about AIDS or HIV, and you’ll get a lot of different responses. Almost no one will say, “Never heard of it,” but that doesn’t mean they know the truth. Lack of knowledge about HIV/AIDS is just one of the myriad challenges faced by the AIDS Resource Center of Wisconsin (ARCW). “While there is a greater acceptance of people with HIV today, our patients and clients continue to face daunting discrimination, stigma and bias,” says Mike Gifford, ARCW president and CEO. “Discrimination remains prevalent, especially in healthcare … we have far to go in fully embracing people with HIV.” In many important ways, the American public’s views about HIV (Human Immunodeficiency Virus) and AIDS (Acquired Immunodeficiency Syndrome) have evolved over time. A 2012 national survey by the Kaiser Family Foundation and The Washington Post about the public’s understanding of HIV showed that acceptance of people living with HIV has transformed, for the most part, from fear into sympathy and understanding, to the point where a large majority of Americans claim they would feel comfortable working with—or having their children taught by—someone who’s HIV-positive. But that same study also showed alarming ignorance is still widespread. As recently as five years ago, 34% of Americans still held major misconceptions about HIV transmission, such as beliefs that sharing a drinking glass, swimming pool or a toilet seat with an HIV-positive person could lead to contracting the virus. For the most part, views about HIV usually depend on economic and social factors and, unfortunately, HIV continues to have a disproportionate impact upon the poor—those with the least amount of access to decent education programs and to quality public healthcare. That most-affected part of society, alas, continues to harbor the most inaccurate ideas about HIV/AIDS. Without a doubt, widespread public misconceptions ultimately lead to stigmatization and isolation of those afflicted by HIV/AIDS and, worst of all, to the continuance of the HIV epidemic.

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HIV’S ORIGINS The HIV virus, as far as science has been able to tell, originated among non-human primates in West-Central Africa—quietly spreading through jungle populations of chimpanzees, mangabeys, monkeys, baboons and so forth—as what is termed SIV (Simian Immunodeficiency Virus). This ancestral virus is at least 100,000 years old, but very well could be several million years old. SIV likely took eons to mutate into relative harmlessness towards its hosts, but the species of primate called Homo sapiens should not be comforted by Nature’s “taming” of SIV—lulled, perhaps, into thinking that this might well be in HIV’s near future, as well. “Don’t expect human evolution to unfold in a timeframe that will do anything good for us,” evolutionary biologist Michael Worobey said at a 2010 meeting of the New York Academy of Sciences. “We’re not going to evolve adaptations that will mitigate this virus in any acceptable timescale, so we need other solutions.” As reported in the journal Nature, “Most researchers agree that the pandemic strain of HIV that currently infects more than 33 million people worldwide started in Central Africa around 100 years ago, when hunters contracted the virus through tainted bush meat.” Thus, through hunting and killing SIV-infected primates, humans ingested the simian virus. SIV is largely a weak virus that is relatively easily fended off by a healthy human immune system, but frequent, repeated exposure to SIV among a human population, over time, allowed SIV to mutate into its deadly, pandemic-causing progeny—HIV. With European colonialism came urbanization, and with it an increase in poverty, exploitation, sexual promiscuity, prostitution and STDs. By the early 1900s, colonial cities in Africa were noteworthy for their high levels of prostitution and genital ulcer infections—in 1928, as much as 45% of the female population of the Belgian Congo’s capital (modernday Kinshasa, Democratic Republic of Congo), were involved in the sex trade and, by 1933, about 33% of all of the city’s residents were infected by syphilis. The first well-documented case of HIV in a human was in 1959—in the Belgian Congo. HIV-1—the most widespread and pathogenic strain of the virus—is believed to have arrived in Haiti around 1967, introduced by an unknown person who took the infectious ticking time bomb home with him after working in the Congo for some period of time. From Haiti, it is now believed, another unknown person brought HIV to the United States. The vast majority of the world’s cases of AIDS outside sub-Saharan Africa can be traced, ultimately, to whoever that person was. HIV eventually entered gay male communities in large U.S. cities; once that happened, an epidemic was not long delayed. The word began to spread and so did fear, stupidity, hatred and bigotry.

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ATTACKING THE VICTIMS HIV/AIDS spread rapidly through the early ’80s. By 1985, there had been more than 13,000 documented AIDS-related deaths in the U.S.—the same year that President Ronald Reagan managed to mention the word “AIDS” in public for the very first time—and that only when prompted by a reporter’s question. Given the fact that the spread of HIV/AIDS seemed to emerge solely out of the LGBTQ community (primarily among gay males), and that sexual transmission was known to be the prevailing way of acquiring HIV, moralizing conservatives—especially on the Christian right—were quick to viciously pounce on the victims. The late Rev. Jerry Falwell infamously proclaimed that “AIDS is not just God’s punishment for homosexuals; it is God’s punishment for the society that tolerates homosexuals.” His colleague in hateful fearmongering, Pat Robertson, chimed in: “Homosexuals want to come into churches and disrupt church services and throw blood all around and try to give people AIDS and spit in the face of ministers.” In a 1992 national poll, a startling 36% of Americans believed that HIV/AIDS might be “God’s punishment” for “immoral” sexual behavior; a more recent poll (2013) still showed that some 14% of Americans continue to believe in this notion—despite decades of HIV/ AIDS education and research that, most assuredly, point elsewhere. Many Americans continue, in fact, to be judgmental toward those living with HIV/AIDS. Continuing to blame and shame the pandemic’s victims, 65% of Americans believe those of their fellow citizens with HIV/AIDS became infected due to their own irresponsible behavior. In a 2013 episode of his “700 Club” TV show, Pat Robertson stated: “There are laws now—I think the homosexual community has put these draconian laws on the books—that prohibit people from discussing this particular affliction [HIV/AIDS]. You can tell somebody you had a heart attack, you can tell them they’ve got high blood pressure, but you can’t tell anybody you’ve got AIDS.” Robertson continued: “You know what they do in San Francisco? Some in the gay community there, they want to get people. So if they got the stuff, they’ll have a ring, you shake hands, and the ring’s got a little thing where you cut your finger,” he said. “Really. It’s that kind of vicious stuff, which would be the equivalent of murder.” Lamenting the ongoing bigotry and ignorance, ARCW’s Mike Gifford remarked, “For all the improvement our society has made in addressing the HIV epidemic, there are unfortunately still ugly instances of hatred, discrimination and stigma—like Georgia state Rep. Betty Price and her calls for quarantining people with HIV. Those instances also extend to people at greatest risk for HIV, such as efforts

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to discriminate against transgender individuals in the use of bathrooms, service in the military and other ways. These are examples of serious barriers to inclusion, acceptance, good health and winning the fight against AIDS.” Lest we become complacent—thinking that anti-LGBTQ bigotry and HIV/AIDS patient shaming and blaming have, or might soon, totally disappear—consider the June 2017 mass quitting of six members of the Presidential Advisory Council on HIV/AIDS (PACHA)—a council that was created during Bill Clinton’s first term in 1995 that makes recommendations, through the secretary of Health and Human Services, to the president. Our current occupant of the White House, it seems, has no use for the board. “The Trump administration has no strategy to address the ongoing HIV/AIDS epidemic, seeks zero input from experts to formulate HIV/AIDS policy, and, most concerning, pushes legislation that will harm people living with HIV/AIDS and halt or reverse important gains made in the fight against this disease,” wrote Scott Schoettes of Lambda Legal and a PACHA member. The council had had only one meeting (in March) since Donald Trump’s election. What’s more, Trump saw to it that the Office of National AIDS Policy website was taken down shortly after he took office; he thus far has also failed to appoint anyone to lead the White House Office of National AIDS Policy.

ARCW JOINS THE FIGHT “ARCW is constantly evolving to meet the needs of people living with HIV and the people in our communities who are at risk for contracting HIV,” says Gifford. “Since our inception as a social services and HIV prevention agency in 1984, we have grown into America’s only HIV Medical Home—integrating comprehensive HIV health and social services along with powerful HIV prevention strategies. We are grateful for the opportunity to be the largest provider of HIV health care in the state of Wisconsin … The driver of our innovation is a commitment to making sure that no matter where someone lives, the color of their skin, whom they love or how much money they have in their pocket, everyone with HIV can live a long, healthy life, and that the number of new HIV infections continues to go down.” Trump’s election (and concomitant rise of the loud and angry populist right) has come at a bad time for ARCW and for those it serves. “We are possibly at the most critical juncture ever in the fight against AIDS,” Gifford says. “We have all of the knowledge and tools necessary to defeat the epidemic; the question is do we have the political and societal will to win.” He continues, “The great health care debate that engulfs our country calls us to remember what is at stake for people with HIV. Strengthening the Affordable Care Act

is truly a life-and-death discussion for people with HIV and individuals at risk of contracting HIV.” Today, ARCW’s “knowledge and tools” show how it has been able, through hard work and dedication, to expand its services to Wisconsin residents. The ARCW Medical Center (820 N. Plankinton Ave.) is a fully integrated healthcare facility. Among their many services to the public, ARCW offers HIV, hepatitis C and STD testing, PrEP (Pre-Exposure Prophylaxis—an HIV prevention strategy for those at high risk for contracting the virus), dental care, mental health therapy, pharmacological services and housing assistance to its patients. ARCW also provides food pantries, legal assistance and social work case management with 10 offices and clinics located throughout the state—from Milwaukee to Superior and from La Crosse to Green Bay. ARCW’s stated mission of “a world without AIDS” where “everyone with HIV disease will live a long and healthy life,” is a long way from being fulfilled. Medical research continues around the world to find a cure and, for all the remarkable progress made since its disastrous spread across the globe, the most realistic assessments are that we are still decades away from even the possibility of developing a cure or vaccine for HIV. If ever. “The French co-discoverer of HIV [Françoise Barré-Sinoussi] was quoted in her last professional interview saying a cure for HIV very well may be impossible. This bleak assessment from one of the world’s foremost minds on HIV has ignited an ever greater passion for us to provide excellent care for all and aggressive HIV prevention,” says Gifford. “HIV remains a top public health emergency in our country.” In 2016, about 36.7 million people worldwide were living with HIV, resulting in a million deaths. Between its discovery and 2014, AIDS has caused the deaths of some 39 million people. According to recent numbers from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, some 1.1 million Americans are currently HIV-positive and, just two years ago, more than 18,000 people in the U.S. received an AIDS diagnosis. Globally, the most common means of HIV transmission is through sexual contact between people of the opposite sex, but the virus cares not about your ethnicity, age, sex, sexual orientation, religion, political party, nationality, income or education. Thankfully, organizations like ARCW continue to fight HIV and AIDS with everything they can muster in a life-and-death battle. Their fight is the fight of all of humanity.

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otorists may soon have to pay to play in Milwaukee County parks along Lake Michigan and elsewhere. The adopted 2018 county budget calls for a whopping $1.7 million to be generated from paid parking. That provision flew under the radar during budget deliberations, in contrast to the widely publicized debate about County Executive Chris Abele’s proposed $30 increase in the vehicle registration fee (“wheel tax”), which the Milwaukee County Board ultimately rejected. Parks Director John Dargle said that county administrators hope to enlist a private contractor to conduct a “turn-key” parking operation, including all start-up and enforcement costs. The county recently issued a “Request for Information” (RFI) from potential parking operation vendors, with a deadline of Wednesday, Nov. 27. The county would, thus, receive only a portion of parking fees collected. For example, parkers would need to pay a total of $17 million in parking fees in order for the county to collect a 10% cut so that they could net $1.7 million, as called for in the 2018 Milwaukee County budget. County administrators will soon appoint and convene a work group to develop recommendations for paid parking in Milwaukee County parks. County Board Chairman Theo Lipscomb said he does not know whether he will be asked to appoint anyone for the work group. The program would try to make up for the Parks Department’s imminent loss of nearly $2 million in annual parking revenue from the structure beneath O’Donnell Park Downtown. That operation will soon be transferred to the Milwaukee Art Museum—a plan approved by the board and Abele in 2016. There’s a long waiting list for annual parking by Downtown workers at O’Donnell, which also serves visitors to nearby museums, businesses and events held at Maier Festival Park (the Summerfest grounds). However, high demand for parking

in most county parks—including along the lakefront—is largely seasonal, thus limiting potential revenue.

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County administrators have identified more than 3,400 potential spaces for paid parking. A preliminary list includes up to 1,635 spaces— both along Lincoln Memorial Drive and in lakefront locations—Bradford Beach, McKinley Marina, Veterans Park and Lake Park’s northernmost parking lot. Other possible sites for paid parking are in Estabrook and Hoyt parks (which host beer gardens), along the Kinnickinnic River, Menomonee, Story and Underwood parkways and Mitchell Boulevard. Fewer, additional or different locations could ultimately be recommended, Dargle said. He also says that Milwaukee County officials have been meeting with staff from the City of Milwaukee regarding the city’s parking operations. Paid parking could be collected through meters, license-plate recognition permits or other systems. The county is considering rates ranging from $1-$3.50 per hour, effective 10 to 12 hours a day, six days per week. Dargle expressed hope that the work group might finish deliberations after two or three meetings, possibly by January, followed by a request for proposals to run a parking operation. A budget amendment introduced by County Supervisors Marina Dimitrijevic, Michael Mayo and Sheldon Wasserman requires that the county board approve all paid-parking policies and contracts, following at least one public hearing. Dargle said that the issue being heard at a Parks, Energy and Environment Committee agenda might meet that requirement—albeit within a limited community forum. The county board has previously removed paid parking from budgets recommended by both current County Executive Chris Abele and the former holder of that office, Scott Walker. Lipscomb said those revenue projections had been far lower, and thus easier to address during budgetary review. Dargle said he was not sure how public the work group’s process will be, including whether meetings will be videotaped, as are most county board meetings. Some advisory committees convened by Abele in recent years—including for Mitchell Park Domes planning—have not published public meeting notices or minutes.

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Dargle has polled vendors running concessions in parks, including Bartolotta Restaurant Group, SURG and the Gift of Wings Kite Store. He said those businesses tacitly support paid parking in parks, partly because it could increase customer turnover. Wasserman, whose district includes most of the lakefront north of Downtown, said he is “absolutely opposed to parking meters along Lincoln Memorial Drive,” where 617 potential fee-charging spaces have been identified. As he puts it, it “disadvantages those with low incomes, the elderly and many other people who rely on our parks for [their] health and leisure.” However, Wasserman remains open to fees in lots near Bradford Beach,

McKinley Marina and within Lake and Veterans parks. Dargle said that Park Friends and other community groups have not been asked for input about paid parking plans, but that friends and advocates would be represented within the work group. Pastor Joseph Ellwanger, who heads the nonprofit Milwaukee Inner City Congregations Allied for Hope (MICAH), said he is “really disappointed” that Milwaukee County may impose parking fees in lakefront parks, “which should be open to everyone—especially those facing poverty and other challenges.” However, if fees are imposed, he would like to see them used specifically for services such as park improvements and expanded bus routes. Barbara Wells, education coordinator for an adult literacy program in Milwaukee’s Amani neighborhood, said, “Milwaukee’s beach provides an inexpensive way for parents to spend time with their kids. A day at the lakefront should be a time to relax and unwind. Who wants the stress of wondering if you have enough money to pay for parking or if your meter has expired?” Colleen Reilly, president of Lake Park Friends, wrote in an email: “The Milwaukee County Parks System was created to provide recreational space and natural areas for everyone, including those who could not afford private gardens and yards. While details have yet to be released, this pay-to-park program appears inconsistent with that parks vision. Lake Park Friends wants to ensure that such a program does not limit access to the parks from a socioeconomic perspective and does not create public safety hazards by causing people to park on city streets.” She added, “We are also concerned that, without a dedicated funding source for our parks, the Parks Department will be forced each year to take such desperate measures to generate revenue to maintain and operate the lands we have entrusted to them.” Milwaukee resident Sandra Panosh McSweeney said, “Many park users cannot afford to attend a museum, a ball park or a theater. Parks are one of the very few places they can go with their family.” She suggested that county officials should seek alternate ways to more equitably fund the budget, “perhaps increasing the fees for vendors that use our park space for profit.” Meanwhile, Lenore Lee, also of Milwaukee, said paid parking “will make parks the playgrounds of the wealthy.” Kathleen Beaver of Shorewood, who volunteers in several county parks, is concerned about impacts parking fees might have on team sports, special events, use of picnic areas and beer gardens and on nearby streets. As she remarked, “It automatically begs the question: Who will be able to use our parks?” The 2018 adopted budget increased fees for nearly all paid park amenities and rentals— for golf, aquatics, reserved picnic areas, marina slips and community center memberships. Thus, park visitors could end up paying for parking in addition to higher usage and rental fees, including at least $90 to reserve a picnic area. The 2018 budget also includes funding for a new “park ranger” to enforce payment of fees. Comment at shepherdexpress.com. n SHEPHERD EXPRESS

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he Shepherd Express serves as a clearinghouse for all activities in the Greater Milwaukee Area that peacefully push back against discriminatory, reactionary or authoritarian actions and policies of the Trump administration, as well as other activities by all those who seek to thwart social justice. We will publicize and promote actions, demonstrations, planning meetings, teach-ins, party-building meetings, drinking-discussion get-togethers and any other actions that are directed toward fighting back to preserve our liberal democratic system.

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Beware of Children! Toddlers Hunting! ::BY JOEL MCNALLY

eer hunters, for God’s sake, watch out for little children in the woods this year! They’re armed! Just when you think legislators couldn’t get any more reckless in opposing sensible limits on the unrestricted use of deadly weapons anytime, anywhere, by anyone, Wisconsin Republicans are ready to prove you ain’t seen nothin’ yet. The overwhelming majority in the state who do not participate in the annual slaughter known as Wisconsin’s deer hunt may be appalled to learn children as young as 10 have been allowed by lawmakers to roam the woods with fully loaded firearms, and that those kids have never been required to receive any gun safety training. But if you’re just learning this now, forget it, because Gov. Scott Walker and Republican legislators de-

cided it wasn’t fair to younger brothers and sisters to require them to reach the advanced age of 10 before they could join the fun of blowing away live animals. So, get this: They’ve revised the law to eliminate all minimum age limits. Now, even toddlers can experience the joy of killing stuff as long they can lift a fully loaded weapon and squeeze the trigger with their tiny, little fingers. Of course, it might be difficult for really small children to shoot a deer above the knees, so children will always be accompanied by a responsible adult to finish the animal off.

Babes in the Woods Under the previous “mentored hunting” law, the primary responsibility of the adult was to watch the underage child closely at all times to make certain that literal babe in the woods didn’t mishandle a deadly firearm—thus endangering lives around them, as well as the child’s own extremely short one. That’s why the child and his or her adult mentor were permitted to have only one gun between them. Republicans decided that was a drag, too. What if more than one deer came along, and the adult had to miss a great shot messing with some little kid? That’s why the new law allows both the child and the adult to carry their own guns so they can fire them at the same time—ideally not at each other.

A logical question some completely sane person might be asking is, what is the purpose of a law pushing innocent, young children who love their pets and stuffed animals into an adult world of bloody, wildlife carnage? Is Wisconsin’s hunting culture so wildly popular that tiny children just can’t wait to massacre animals? Of course not.

Happy Hunting Grounds The dirty, little secret is that the muchhyped Wisconsin hunting culture is slowly dying. That’s because hunters are. Hunting is not one of those healthy lifetime sports that actually extends your life. Drinking heavily, playing poker and tramping through woods wearing heavy blaze orange clothing are not aerobic. As older hunters go to their happy hunting grounds, younger hunters aren’t replacing them in nearly the same numbers. The reason the state previously set the age for mentored hunting at the absurdly low age of 10 was because older kids weren’t interested. (Teenagers have their own amusements, primarily involving each other.) Pre-teens didn’t swell the diminishing pack of hunters, either. So now, Republicans have decided to abandon all concerns about child safety and start arming kindergarteners and preschoolers. Why shouldn’t parents decide for themselves when their own little tykes are mature enough to run around

in the woods armed with deadly weapons? Well, one reason is because some parents are complete idiots. But, hey, the state could lose a lot of money if fewer people buy hunting licenses. Naturally, Wisconsin Republicans have the strong support of the National Rifle Association (NRA)—the front organization for U.S. gun manufacturers that believes every man, woman and child should be armed from head to toe with as many concealed and openly carried deadly weapons as they can possibly carry at all times. Opponents who, for some reason, thought toddler hunting might be a bad idea included the Wisconsin Wildlife Federation, Wisconsin Hunter Education Instructors Association and responsible Wisconsin outdoor writers who work full time advocating and celebrating every form of hunting. In fact, gun safety instructors testified that 10 years old was already was too young for many children to hunt simply because they lacked the physical strength to control powerful firearms—not to mention possessing childish judgment. Most chillingly, psychologists warn that children (like little Jeffrey Dahmer) who cruelly enjoy torturing and killing animals may be showing signs of incipient mental illness. Let children learn to love animals first before they start killing them. They’ll be adults with guns soon enough. Comment at shepherdexpress.com. ¢

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he countdown to the greatest day in U.S. Speaker of the House and Wisconsin Representative Paul Ryan’s life has begun. He’s dreamed about it since his frat days. If all goes as planned, by Christmas, he’ll end both Medicare and Medicaid as we have known them. There’s only one step left until he can claim victory. As a reminder, Medicare is the program that you pay into your whole life, and then get medical care out of when you get old. Medicaid is a program you pay into and then, if you or your children become impoverished, your family can get medical care. For example, Medicaid covers people in nursing homes and children born with serious health issues. Ryan isn’t a fan of the programs. He thinks they encourage people to be lazy. Of course, he has yet to explain how becoming elderly is due to laziness or how having a child with serious medical needs is due to laziness. Ryan really doesn’t like rich families and corporations having to pay taxes towards programs that help less-rich people. After all, as a rich person grows old, they can likely afford most medical costs, and if a rich person has a child with serious medical needs, his or her deep pockets can cover the costs. Unfortunately for Ryan, basic economics opposes him; for insurance programs to do what they are meant to do, you can’t cherry pick who is in them. Basic democracy also opposes him; a basic task of any democratic government is to create a system where everyone can access the medical care they need. To explain where Paul Ryan is in his quest to destroy Medicare and Medicaid, here are the three steps to the Congressional budget process: n Pass the Budget Resolution, which outlines where Congress wants more or less spending and taxes. n Pass the Tax Bill, which determines exactly how the government will bring in money. n Pass Spending Bills, which designate how the government will spend money. In October, Ryan achieved the first step. The Budget Resolution passed in the House and Senate, calling for “finding savings” in Medicare and Medicaid and cutting taxes. On Nov. 16, Ryan achieved the second step. The House passed his tax bill, which cuts taxes for the richest American families and corporations. For example, it eliminates the inheritance tax (a tax applied if one inherits more than $5 million). We have an opportunity to stop Ryan in his tracks here: The Senate still needs to pass the tax bill. The Senate stopped the repeal of the Affordable Care Act, but only because people took action. What will happen if we don’t take action and the Senate doesn’t stop the tax bill? Ryan’s last step will be to pass spending bills that gut Medicare and Medicaid. Ryan and the Republican-controlled U.S. Congress have signaled they will cut Medicare in two ways: n Move the eligibility age from 65 to 67. n Create fixed vouchers instead of paying for procedures. Vouchers will destroy Medicare; they are fixed amounts of money that won’t change even if medical costs go up (of course, medical costs are skyrocketing). So, for example, suddenly a senior will have a medical bill for $10,000, but a voucher for only $5,000. The $500 billion “savings found” for the government is really just a $500 billion cost to individual seniors. Congress has signaled a similar strategy for Medicaid through a process called “block grants.” The two biggest, most efficient healthcare systems in America will be rendered basically useless. Let’s steal victory away from Paul Ryan just like we did with the attempted Obamacare repeal! Katie Dunn is the organizer for the Healthcare for All Organizing Co-Op, a member-led movement of medical professionals and consumers founded by Citizen Action of Wisconsin and Wisconsin Federation of Nurses and Health Professionals. Comment at shepherdexpress.com. n

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hen baker Nancy Potter wanted to start a food business, she considered how cheese making in Wisconsin has grown exponentially in quality and variety over the last couple of decades—and what pairs better with cheese than crackers? “One of my biggest reasons for picking crackers was that I saw the Wisconsin cheese industry getting better and better,” Potter says. “Why get a fine $20-per-pound cheddar, and then put it on a Ritz?” Her choice led to the formation of Potter’s Crackers. The business is based in the Common Wealth business incubator on Madison’s East Side, but Milwaukeeans can easily find Potter’s Crackers at Outpost Natural Foods, Beans & Barley, Sendik’s, Larry’s Market, Kettle Range Meat Company or online. After owning and operating New Glarus Bakery for many years, Potter left the bakery business and worked for two years in marketing, but she missed the food business and being her own boss. She considered making candy, but candy, like bakery, she thought was too seasonal or holiday themed. She wanted to produce a product that would be in demand year-round. She mentioned the possibility of cracker production to her kids during a Thanksgiving gathering. “Everybody thought I was nuts, but then my son Peter called a few weeks later and suggested that it would be a good idea, and he would go into business with me,” Potter said. Peter was an undergrad at UW-Madison at the time, and he eventually went on to grad school at UC-Davis, in Sacramento. After Peter finished grad school, he opened a division of Potter’s Crackers in SHEPHERD EXPRESS

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ortrait Society Gallery’s third annual ceramics show finds more than 20 local artists spinning variations on the theme “stacked.” The compositional idea of verticality is permitted liberal interpretation, with some artists opting for a more literal take (e.g. stacking discrete ceramic units) and others content to create objects that are theoretically, if ill-advisably, stackable (e.g., ceramic cups). “Ceramics shows are rare in galleries these days,” laments Deb Brehmer, owner of Portrait Society Gallery, “Either ceramics get pushed to the side or they are only found at DIY craft fairs.” PSG’s annual ceramics show collapses these contemporary dichotomies: non-ceramic artists are encouraged to try their hand at the medium, the pieces blend sculptural and functional elements and, while it is satisfying to simply view the works, the art has been priced to sell with the holiday season Christopher Davis-Benavides, Llovió / It Rained, in mind. Stoneware, 11” x 8.25” x 5.87”, 2017 Among the exhibiting artists is Craig Clifford, who Brehmer describes as a “mad caster.” Clifford finds charming tchotchkes such as small toy animal figurines from the zoo, casts them and then uses the resultant forms as the vocabulary of his ceramic sculptures. Pat Hidson is one of the two-dimensional artists included in the show. Normally a painter, Hidson has contributed a large portfolio of intricate drawings whose arresting colors and patterns indicate her interest in textiles and Japanese art. In keeping with the show’s theme, Hidson and other two-dimensional artists will have their works stacked vertically on the walls. “Stacked” opens with a reception on Saturday, Nov. 25 from noon-5 p.m. It will be on display through Dec. 30 at the Portrait Society Gallery, 207 E. Buﬀalo St., Suite 526.

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oes your idea of landscape art consist of a world confined by sky above, horizon line and our earth below? An exhibition at the Gallery of Wisconsin Art (GOWA; 303 Water St., West Bend) perhaps will tweak your preconceived notions. From now through Dec. 30, set yourself free during the gallery’s “Landscapes: Then & Now” exhibition. Thanks to the curatorial courage of the owner, Ric Hartman, the 5-month-old venue is well on the way to becoming a destination point. 303 Water Street will get you there. When 60 (plus) artists conceptualize about the land they inhabit, the results are quite diverse. Wisely, the exhibition is neatly divided and avoids confusion. On the main level, the landscape selection is traditional and the work is primarily, but not exclusively, by artists no longer among us. The lower level gallery houses contemporary works (paintings, drawings, sculptures, prints). This is where you can set yourself free, perhaps by taking a painterly hike with artist Jane Gates. Her colorful canvas is a tangle and snarl of lines and shapes, culled from her many hikes on the Ice Age Trail near her home in Milton, Wis. Nearby, is a dreamy landscape by her former UW-Madison professor, Richard Lazzaro. It’s as if the professor flew over the Wisconsin ’scape. What’s this? A small painting of a possum out for a nocturnal snack on a cob of corn. The artist, Valerie Mangion, perhaps was thinking of a critter’s place in the Wisconsin landscape. In any event, critters are, for the most part, far less invasive than Homo sapiens. It wouldn’t be an exhibition about Wisconsin landscapes without at least one painting of a cow. And the bovine I reference has a crow atop its head. From my perspective, GOWA has lots to crow about.

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::RUTHIE’SSOCALCALENDAR Nov. 22: Chick Singer Night at Brinklounge (701 E. Washington Ave., Madison): Hit the road and visit our friends in Mad City with this nod to the state’s top female vocalists. The 8 p.m. concert includes a $10 door charge, but arrive early for a drink at the bar. Nov. 24: Holiday Invitational Tournament (HIT) at AMF Bowlero (11737 W. Burleigh St.): The oldest LGBT bowling tournament in the world (yes, I said “the world!”) celebrates 39 years of sportsmanship with the annual day-after-Thanksgiving event. Join bowlers from across North America as they settle into town for some good old-fashioned fun. Registration opens at 2:30 p.m. Come and bowl, or simply mingle at the bar…a good time is always had by all! See hitmilwaukee.com for details on the tournament, awards dinner and celebration, and other HIT events scheduled for the weekend. Nov. 25: Craft & Draft at Riverwest Public House Cooperative (815 E. Locust St.): Grab a beer or take advantage of a drink special with this gallery night gone rogue. Support local artists when you shop the vendors scattered throughout the bar. The drunk shopping runs noon to 5:30 p.m.…and what a way to shop that is!

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Nov. 25: Thanksgiving Fest at Milwaukee LGBT Community Center (1110 N. Market St.): Enjoy a weekend Thanksgiving with your selected family during this noon to 6 p.m. potluck. Music by Women’s Voices Milwaukee, plenty of food and lots of fellowship make this kid-friendly fest one for the books. The center will provide the entrée, but if your last name starts with A-H, bring a salad or side dish. Last name begin with I-Q? Then, you’re assigned an appetizer. You’re on dessert duty if your last name starts R-Z. See mkelgbt.org for more. Nov. 25: Disco Dance Party at Mad Planet (533 E. Center St.): Won’t you take me to Funky Town? Shake your groove thing and your tail feather this Thanksgiving with a ’70s-inspired disco. Platform shoes, white polyester suits and afros take center stage at the 9 p.m. event that includes a $5 cover charge.

Nov. 25: Thanksgiving All-Food Burlesque Revue at Frank’s Power Plant (2800 S. Kinnickinnic Ave.): The Brew City Bombshells burlesque troupe promises to tempt your taste buds and tease your trousers with another naughty night, this time focusing on food! (I know, I know…only in Wisconsin.) The mouthwatering revue starts at 9 p.m. with a $10 cover charge; $8 if you bring a canned food donation. Nov. 25: HyBEARnation Party at D.I.X. (739 S. First St.): Singer, comedian and social-media maven Big Dipper brings his bear beauty to Brew City with this 10 p.m. show. Hosted by RuPaul alum Jaymes Mansfield, the night includes guest spots from local entertainers, drink specials, dancing and more. Always up for hosting to a good time, the Walker’s Point hot spot never involves a cover charge. Nov. 25 & 26: Urban Garage Sale at Mitchell Park Domes (524 S. Layton Blvd.): The holidays are sneaking up on us, so get a head start on your shopping at this unique marketplace! Featuring more than 60 local artists and makers, this change-of-pace craft fair, includes everything from jewelry and woodworking to apparel and décor. Enjoy shopping, the Domes, music, cash bars and food during the 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. event, with a $5 donation at the door. Nov. 27: ‘A John Waters Christmas’ at Thalia Hall (1807 S. Allport St., Chicago): Filmmaker John Waters blows into the Windy City with his one-man show that dissects the holiday as only the Pope of Trash can. Don’t miss Waters’ take on everything from Christmas cards to Santa’s wardrobe during the 9 p.m. concert. See ticketweb.com for tickets that start at $35. Nov. 28: Milwaukee Area ‘Chamber on Tap’ at Jimmy’s Island Grill & Iguana Bar (2303 N. Mayfair Road): The Wisconsin LGBT Chamber of Commerce hosts this networking happy hour made for elbow rubbing and idea sharing. Free and open to the public (over 21 only), the 5:30-7 p.m. mingle is a great way to meet new people, initiate partnerships and align business strategies. Want to share an event with Ruthie? Need her advice on a situation? Email DearRuthie@Shepex.com.

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LGBTQ Poetry in Milwaukee ::BY PAUL MASTERSON

once published a sonnet to axilla. I also won a Usinger’s gift certificate for a haiku I composed about brats. I got to recite it at Miller Park in front of a dugout. The park was empty, but still… And, I know, haiku are supposed to be about nature and the seasons but I figured brats are about as seasonally symbolic of summer as dragonflies or blossoming irises. Serious poetry, though, is not as esoteric a practice as one might think. We’re really surrounded by it, although, one has to seek it out. For that, there are many LGBTQ poets out there and Milwaukee has its fair share. Born in 1946, Wisconsin’s greatest gay poet, Antler, began writing as a teen. Later inspired by Allen Ginsberg (whom he refer to as his “courage teacher”), Antler composed free verse that spans realms of wonder from the wilderness to love, death, kindness and cruelty. Exploring the emotional arch of malemale love most would find too intimate to express, his gay-themed poems are among his most moving for their raw candor. Ginsberg called him “one of Whitman’s poets.” Not surprisingly, Antler received the Walt Whitman Association Prize given to poets “whose contribution best reveals the continuing presence of Walt Whitman in American poetry.” Antler was also Milwaukee Poet Laureate for 2003-2004. His “pal” of nearly 50 years, Jeff Poniewaz (1946-2015), taught eco-literature at UW-Milwaukee, wrote for the Shepherd Express, was also a Milwaukee Poet Laureate and received numerous awards as well as the SHEPHERD EXPRESS

praises of Allen Ginsberg. Milwaukee Latina woman loving woman activist Carmen Alicia Murguia published her first volume of collected works, The Voices Inside: Mi Alma, Mi Cuerpo y Mi Espiritu, 25 years ago. Four others have followed. The most recent, a poem for all my people, appeared earlier this year. Murguia is the featured reader for the next “Poets Monday” on Nov. 27 at Linneman’s in Riverwest. Her appearance is preceded by an open mic, beginning at 8 p.m. New poets are also making their way into the public consciousness. Some publish traditionally; others use blogs and social media or read at local venues. Milwaukee HmongAmerican writer Alex Vayne explores the culturally specific contexts of coming out, sexual violence and the process of creating identity through poems, microfictions and non-fiction stories. His work may be found at alexvayne.wordpress.com. Bookstores and bars regularly host events that showcase the spoken word and songwriting. Of course, Outwords Books, Gifts & Coffee, the city’s only gay bookstore, has a long history of presenting local writers and poets. A Riverwest institution of 37 years, Woodland Pattern Book Center often presents readings by LGBTQ poets and others addressing themes of social justice. Its annual poetry marathon includes a special LGBTQ dedicated slot as well. Black and Pink: Milwaukee, a chapter of the national organization dedicated to the support of LGBTQ and other prisoners, organizes poetry and music fundraising events to provide books to incarcerated individuals. Also in the offing, Queer Factor takes place at the Riverwest Public House Cooperative on Saturday, Dec. 2 and features a range of relevant music, poetry and performance art. Then, on Dec. 29, Bay View’s Cactus Club hosts Queer Pressure, a Madison-based mobile dance party, presenting radical alt-rap artists.

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In Mexico, 12-year-old Miguel Rivera (voiced by Anthony Gonzalez), wants to be like his idol—guitarist, singer (and now deceased) Ernesto de la Cruz (Benjamin Bratt). Unfortunately, Miguel’s family banned music generations ago, forcing him to secretly practice. On Día de Muertos (the “Day of the Dead”), Miguel accidentally goes through a portal into the undead world. Returning to our world is more difficult, and Miguel has just 24 hours to do so before he will permanently be trapped in the world of the undead. Dead world resident and trickster Hector (Gael García Bernal), helps Miguel, because Hector hopes to sneak back into the world of the living. Although certain scenes lack focus, the vibrant colors and themes of this film are simply irresistible. A companion short stars Olaf (Josh Gad) and other cast members from Frozen in a story likely to put most everyone in a Christmassy mood. (Lisa Miller)

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Is it ‘Justice’ for Saving the World for the Superheroes? ::BY DAVID LUHRSSEN

ometimes, one superhero just isn’t enough. When the whole world is at threat, and the danger comes from a mighty legion of alien entities bent on destruction, it could take a league of superheroes working in tandem to save the Earth. That’s the premise for Justice League, the latest entry in the rapidly expanding DC Universe. The movie brings Batman and Wonder Woman together with Aquaman, Cyborg, The Flash and, eventually, spoiler alert: Superman. Their mission: stop the bestial demon Steppenwolf and his countless minions from triggering the apocalypse. Their challenge: Just getting along with each other. Justice League is a comic-book fantasy, powered by breathless special effects, that holds a dark mirror to our society. The song heard at the onset, a version of Leonard Cohen’s world-weary “Everybody Knows,” sets the mood. Glimpsed are homelessness and white supremacist violence. Batman (Ben Affleck), brooding amid the midnight towers of Gotham, torments a criminal and demands: “Fear me.” Wonder Woman (Gal Gadot) thwarts an assault on London’s Old Bailey by terrorists whose purpose is to blow the world “back to the dark ages.” But something more terrible than crime and terrorism is afoot. Batman senses it and Wonder Woman is alerted by a sacred fire lit by her Amazon sisters. Steppenwolf, a horn-headed embodiment of unrefined evil, has been handed his chance. The world is already slipping into darkness and the time has come for him to extinguish the light forever. Never mind the MacGuffin plot device: three “Mother Boxes” of power that Steppenwolf must locate and seize before he can execute his malign designs. The character-based story begins with Batman emerging from gloomy self-indul38 | N O V E M B E R 2 3 , 2 0 1 7

gence and Wonder Woman from her comfortable distance. They must convince the cynical, hard-drinking Aquaman (Jason Momoa) and the angry Cyborg (Ray Fisher) that they have a stake in the world’s survival. Flash (Ezra Miller), the youngest and most jaded, is easier to convince. Beneath the splashy globe-trotting pyrotechnics is a fable about human cooperation, putting aside differences and using the “powers” of each person toward a common goal. But to top it off is another factor: Superman (Henry Cavill) is dead, and ultimately, only so much can be done without his alien assistance. Can he be resurrected? As usual, Gadot adds emotional depth to the ensemble. Speaking in a threatening Dirty Harry whisper, Affleck succeeds at looking glum. The other cast Justice members are affable one-note players with League Jeremy Irons standing Gal Gadot out as Batman’s faithBen Affleck ful valet-tech Alfred. The reliance of even Directed by superheroes on a highZack Snyder er power is the subtext Rated PG-13 amid all the digital carnage and whomp ’em, hurl ’em aerial combat. Profound questions are raised and left unanswered. Wonder Woman wonders whether “science without reason or heart will destroy us?” No time to ponder this when demons are tearing down the walls. Those demons, one suspects, are larger-than-life metaphors for forces already at work. “I don’t recognize this world,” Alfred says sadly. “I don’t have time to recognize it,” Batman replies. “I just have to save it.” He can’t do it alone.

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As always, Michael Cera shines in Person to Person. He’s the glibly self-confident heavy metal-loving editor of a small newspaper trying to break in a shy novice freelancer. But he’s only one member of an ensemble cast in a movie without momentum. Set in Manhattan like innumerable indie films, Person to Person has humor but not enough and a plethora of characters who could be Woody Allen walk-ons in this rambling set of New York stories.

The Journey

In 2006 a pair of enemies, Ulster Unionist Ian Paisley and IRA commander Martin McGuinness, signed the pact that brought peace to Northern Ireland. The Journey is an imaginary account of how those foes might have recognized their common humanity while on a long car ride. Colm Meaney plays McGuinness as engaging and conscience stricken; Timothy Spall plays Paisley as a fulminating bigot. The story doesn’t quite ring true but excellent acting keeps it rolling along.

The Man Who Died Twice

Three men die in the first two minutes of The Man Who Died Twice (1958)—and one meets his fate a second time. This gritty, low-budget film noir features a crook-cop pair of brothers, rival heroin dealers, a desperate junkie and a nightclub singer whose signature song is “One Step From Nowhere” (“It’s better than where I’ve been”). The hard-faced, hard-drinking characters speak tersely to one another: “You read like a cheap comic book,” says one.

“The Honeymooners: Christmas Laughter”

A tree decorates the familiar Cramden flat in this holiday episode of “The Honeymooners.” Unlike many so-called “classic” sitcoms, this one still crackles with humor—both the screenplay and the brilliant physical comedy of Jackie Gleason as the bellowing Ralph Cramden. Almost unique on 1950s television, “The Honeymooners” depicts childless couples at the rim of poverty and women (Audrey Meadows, Joyce Randolph) who play more than supporting roles. Art Carney is memorable as Ralph’s dim buddy. —David Luhrssen SHEPHERD EXPRESS

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relationship with writing, because it was my way to let it out—what I was feeling, and what I was going through. It made me feel so good. I actually told music before I told anybody else.” Over time, Berry says, she’s come to see all the things that set her apart from the rappers she’d once hoped to emulate—her gender, her mellow personality, her cheeky humor and romantic streak—as an advantage, traits that help her stand out from a sea of rappers that can sometimes bleed together. “It’s funny. I have some friends who are trying to get into rap right now, and they all feel they have to talk a certain way or dress a certain way,” Berry says. “And I’m like, ‘You don’t have to do those things to be a rapper! You can actually be yourself, and it’ll actually make you a better rapper.’” Shle Berry plays an EP release show Friday, Dec. 1, at Company Brewing featuring DJ Alpine, Juke Marciano and King Myles. The show starts at 10:30, and tickets are $7 at the door. SAMER GHANI

hle Berry started rapping the way most people do when they’re young: by trying to mimic other artists. It was the mid-’00s, the peak of 50 Cent’s popularity, and she and her friends formed an amateur rap group, rapping into the chintzy microphones they used to use for AOL Instant Messenger, mostly trying to recreate the music they heard on the radio. “When you first start out rapping, you rap about what you think you’re supposed to rap about,” Berry recalls. “So we were rapping about all the things we have and all the things we were going to do. It was so cheesy, but it was so fun.” Of course she wasn’t fooling anybody, she says, but she loved the craft. “I was always a writer in school,” she explains. “I didn’t like math and science or subjects where there was one definite answer. You couldn’t tell me I was wrong about something I wrote, though. So when I started rapping, I realized all these poems that I’d been writing for school could be put into verses. It was so easy: The writing component really complemented rapping.” These days when Berry raps, she’s not trying to be anybody else. Her upcoming EP, Yellow Streak, due Dec. 1, puts her vibrant personality on full display. Playing off the assured, low-key persona she’s honed through her live shows, it’s four tracks of laidback, inspirational hip-hop and infectiously syrupy R&B (she’s a Drake fan and shares some of his unabashed romanticism). “There’s this thing in rap where people think in order to do it they have to be super cool, or super serious or a hard ass,” Berry says. “And I’m none of those things. I don’t like being serious, ever. And I was never part of the cool group anyway, so that’s not something I’m trying to do now. When I’m on stage, I’m joking around and smiling and having fun and acting goofy. I just wouldn’t do it any other way.” On the EP’s standout, “Free Throw,” Berry addresses the elephant in the room: She doesn’t look or act like your archetypal rapper. And while you’d never know it from her extraverted live shows, where she leads crowd sing-alongs, dances and fires off jokes at the clip of a carefree standup comedian—she absolutely relishes performing—she’s spent a lot of time wrestling with her outsider status. There aren’t many women rappers in general, she says, and fewer still with her Shle Berry tomboyish sensibilities. She doesn’t want to be seen as a novelty. Company “I’m used to it, though, because I’ve always been the Brewing odd man out,” she says. “I’ve been gay as long as I can Friday, Dec 1, remember, and that was such a hard thing to deal with. I 10:30 p.m. was in denial for a long time. Only my close friends really knew. It was easier for me to write about it than to tell someone about it. So I developed this very intimate

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St. Vincent Put Her Avant Impulses on Brilliant Display ::BY THOMAS MICHALSKI

ith the mainstream music landscape so densely filled with safe bets and established formulas, it’s always a pleasant surprise when any artist manages to cut through the trends and marketing calculations to really bring some creative weirdness to the masses. At the moment, you’d be hard pressed to find a better example of this kind of eccentric success story than St. Vincent—also known as songwriter and multi-instrumentalist Annie Clark. With each album, Clark has cemented her status as one of the most creative provocateurs in indie rock, and she’s also managed to gain considerable traction in the wider pop market; her brand new album, Masseduction, even landing on the Billboard Top-10 charts. That translated into a lot of excited fans packed into the Riverside Theater Friday night and, as usual, St. Vincent didn’t disappoint. Those familiar with St. Vincent’s live shows likely knew she often performs in the “An Evening With …” format (meaning sans opener), so when the lights first went out, many expected her to emerge but instead were treated to a short film—Clark’s directorial debut—which she created for an upcoming female-helmed horror anthology called XX. Entitled The Birthday Party, it’s the deeply anxious and blackly comic tale of a woman, played by character actress Melanie Lynskey, who tries (and inevitably fails) to discreetly dispose of a dead body during her young daughter’s kid-filled celebration. After the intermission, the curtain was pulled back again, but only about three feet. In the small gap, St. Vincent, dressed in a neon-pink, space-age go-go outfit—fitting, considering the desiredriven themes of Masseducton—performed “Marry Me,” which led into a set of older favorites that dominated the first half of the show. With each entry, the curtain was pulled back more, revealing other curtains and other microphones, all arranged at odd angles. Playing with the typical concert perspective was a clever way of nodding at the different phases of her oeuvre, but the second segment of the evening was more straightforward, if no less entrancing. Standing atop a circular platform, she electrifyingly ran through much of the new album, and while the pulsing avant-pop grooves kept the energy up, her impeccable, unpredictable guitar work and conceptual stage presence stole the show. Hopefully she keeps the hits coming.

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Milwaukee’s Blue Sails Share a Psych Opus Years in the Making ::BY EVAN RYTLEWSKI

s Mitchell Bell sees it, there’s a mistake that far too many musicians make. They get so excited about their music that they begin releasing it long before they’ve refined and perfected it. It’s a mistake, he says, that his brother Maxwell and he and were determined to avoid with the debut album from their psych-rock project, Blue Sails. “We at no point wanted to jeopardize our credibility as musicians by promoting something that wasn’t ready,” Mitchell says, adamantly. “Our whole mindset for our entire album is we need to get this absolutely perfect, and we need to plan 16 steps ahead and months into the future to get everything absolutely right.” While some bands begin posting music online within months, or even weeks, of forming, the Bell brothers took the other extreme. They spent five rigorous years writing, recording, dissecting and tweaking Blue Sails’ self-titled debut and spent another year trying to prepare for its release. The recording process was grueling by design. The brothers spent countless days and nights sequestered in their basement studio, deliberately distancing themselves from any outside influence. The two composed their songs following a methodical seven-step writing process they outlined on a whiteboard (yes, a whiteboard was involved), and abided by a regimented work ethic that Maxwell picked up through years of playing collegiate soccer. “He had to force his body to do things most people would never think about, like waking up at 4:30 a.m. and taking an ice bath before heading to a field in September, breaking his bones on the brittle ground,” Mitchell says. “Hard work is the number one most important attribute of anybody who wants to succeed at anything.” The brothers banked on the belief that all that extra effort would show in the final product. For Mitchell, it was almost a matter of simple math: The more you put in, the more you get in return. “Say somebody made a great record that they only spent two years on, controlling for their skill set and other variables,” he argues. “Then, say somebody else with the same set of skills spends four years on their album and loves and nitpicks every detail; just imagine the relative replay value that work with the extra two years is going to have.” I don’t fully buy his argument. The Ramones only spent a week recording their debut album, and it’s hard to imagine how an extra week, let alone an extra four years, could have improved on it. But in the Bell brothers’ case it worked: Blue Sails is an uncommonly rich, luscious set of soulful psychedelia filled beyond the margins with fascinating colors and textures. All the extra effort shows. At various moments, the record is recalls the feats of Pink Floyd, Spiritualized, My Bloody Valentine and countless other acts that logged unthinkable hours in their studios. The album is only eight songs and 37 minutes—not a lot of music to show for the thousands of hours of labor they invested—but you can get lost in it. Now that the album is finally out in the world, Mitchell says he feels a sense of freedom. “For years, I was shackled to this weird ball and chain that was this album, but now I’m free to move on to the next thing,” he says. “Now we get to take what we’ve learned and make something that’s so much better.” Blue Sails’ debut album is streaming on Apple Music, Spotify and SoundCloud, among other services. Physical copies are available through bluesails.com.

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MUSIC::LISTINGS THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 23 Amelia’s, Jackson Dordel Jazz Quintet (4pm) Angelo’s Piano Lounge, Acoustic Guitar Night County Clare Irish Inn & Pub, Acoustic Irish Folk w/Barry Dodd Mason Street Grill, Mark Thierfelder Jazz Trio (5:30pm) Up & Under Pub, A No Vacancy Comedy Open Mic

FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 24 Alley Cat Lounge (Five O’Clock Steakhouse), M.K.E. Legends American Legion Post #449 (Brookfield), Larry Lynne Band (6:30pm) American Legion of Okauchee #399, Nite Trax Angelo’s Piano Lounge, Piano Night Art Bar, The Cut-Outs w/Cartoon Pussy Big Head Brewing Company, Jonny T-Bird & Big Dad Cactus Club, The Black Out Cafe Carpe (Fort Atkinson), Coyote Brother w/Hayward Williams & J. Hardin Circle-A Cafe, Alive at Eight: Rev. Norb and the Onions w/Floor Model (8pm); DJ: Fazio (10pm) Clarke Hotel (Waukesha), Dick Eliot Jazz Guitar (6pm) ComedySportz Milwaukee, ComedySportz Milwaukee! County Clare Irish Inn & Pub, Traditional Irish Ceilidh Session Crush Wine Bar (Waukesha), CP w/Mark Rattner Golden Mast Inn, Joe Kadlec (6pm) Iron Mike’s (Franklin), Jam Session w/Steve Nitros & Friends Jazz Estate, Alec Aldred Quartet (8pm), Late Night Session: Tommy Antonic Trio (11:30pm) Jokerz Comedy Club, Chris Barnes Lakefront Brewery Beer Hall, Brewhaus Polka Kings (5:30pm) Mamie’s, Pee Wee Hayes Mason Street Grill, Phil Seed Trio (6pm) Milwaukee Ale House, The Hook Up Potawatomi Hotel & Casino, In Bar 360: Bryan W. (9pm), In the Fire Pit: Robbie Gold (9pm) Potbelly Sandwich Shop (East Side), Texas Dave (noon) Rave / Eagles Club, La Adictiva Banda San Jose De Mesillas w/ Marco Flores y La Banda Jerez & Adriel Favela (all-ages, 8pm) Shank Hall, The R&B Cadets The Bay Restaurant, Mark Meaney The Packing House Restaurant, Dave Miller Jazz & Blues Quartet (6:30pm) Turner Hall Ballroom, Quiet Riot w/CHIEF & Conniption Up & Under Pub, Spare Change Trio

SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 25 American Legion Post #449 (Brookfield), The Ricochettes Angelo’s Piano Lounge, Piano Night Anodyne Coffee (Walker’s Point), Hayward Williams release show w/Coyote Brother Art Bar, Alex Mendenall Cactus Club, Benefit for Rett Syndrome Awareness w/Ramma Lamma, Aluminum Knoteye & Meat Cafe Carpe (Fort Atkinson), Sam Llanas Cedarburg Cultural Center, Rebels & Renegades: Len Voy w/The Blisters Circle-A Cafe, Alive at Eight: American Spirits (8pm); DJ: Seedy (10pm) Colectivo Coffee (On Prospect), The Verve Pipe – Villains Acoustic ComedySportz Milwaukee, ComedySportz Milwaukee! Cue Club of Wisconsin (Waukesha), Mt. Olive Final Approach, Larry Lynne Solo Five O’Clock Steakhouse, Kirk Tatnall Frank’s Power Plant, Brew City Bombshells Havana Lounge & Cigar, The Blues Disciples Highbury Pub, Idle Minds Hilton Milwaukee City Center, Vocals & Keys Jazz Estate, Match Stick (8pm), Late Night Session: Nathan Kay Trio (11:30pm) Jokerz Comedy Club, Chris Barnes Linneman’s Riverwest Inn, The Carolinas w/The Mighty Deerlick Mason Street Grill, Jonathan Wade Trio (6pm) Milwaukee Ale House, Eddie Butts Band Motor Bar & Restaurant, American Blues Music Series (5:30pm) O’Donoghues Irish Pub (Elm Grove), Paul Rebek Orchard Inn (Menomonee Falls), The Falcons Pillars Pub (West Bend), Maple Road Blues Band 42 | N O V E M B E R 2 3 , 2 0 1 7

Potawatomi Hotel & Casino, In Bar 360: Alyssia Dominguez & Jeremy Zima Rave / Eagles Club, Excision w/Eptic, Phiso, Um.. & Wooli (all-ages, 8pm) Red Dot Wauwatosa, 5 Card Studs Route 20 Outhouse (Sturtevant), The Mike Toomey Christmas Special w/Pete Sorensen, Tim Benker & Kevin MacDougall Shank Hall, The R&B Cadets Silver Spring House, Rick Holmes Smith Bros. Coffee House (Port Washington), Mumblemouth & Keith Kaleidoscope Sunset Playhouse, Jayne Taylor Christmas Show w/Peter & Tom Sorce, Mike Sturino, Carole Hanzel & Craig Omick The Coffee House, Fendrick & Peck w/PK Harmony The Gig, Workingman’s Dead The Packing House Restaurant, Carmen Nickerson & The Carmen Sutra Trio (6:30pm) The Tap Room (South Milwaukee), The Hook Up Trinity Three Irish Pubs, Dan Harvey w/DJ Zovo Up & Under Pub, Various Small Fires

SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 26 Angelo’s Piano Lounge, Live Karaoke w/ Julie Brandenburg Circle-A Cafe, Alive at Eight: Derek Pritzl and Friends (8pm); DJ: Sextor (10pm) County Clare Irish Inn & Pub, Dick Eliot Jazz Guitar (5:30pm) Iron Mike’s (Franklin), Jammin’ Jimmy Open Jam (3pm) Jazz Estate, Sunday Night Styles Miramar Theatre, MAYYH3M w/Jutengai (all-ages, 6:45pm) Riverside Theater, King Crimson Rounding Third Bar and Grill, The Dangerously Strong Comedy Open Mic The Packing House Restaurant, Jazz Unlimited Open Jam w/ Adekola Adedapo Quartet w/Jeff Stoll and Mike Miller (1pm

MONDAY, NOVEMBER 27 Linneman’s Riverwest Inn, Poet’s Monday w/host Timothy Kloss & featured reader Carmen Alicia Murguia (7:30-10:30pm) Mason Street Grill, Joel Burt Duo (5:30pm) Paulie’s Pub and Eatery, Open Jam w/Christopher John The Astor Cafe & Pub, The Chris Hanson Band w/Robin Pluer (6pm) Turner Hall Ballroom, “WTMJ Saves Christmas” Original Radio Play (6:30pm)

TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 28 Frank’s Power Plant, Duck and Cover Comedy Open Mic Mamie’s, Open Blues Jam w/Stokes Mason Street Grill, Jamie Breiwick Group (5:30pm) McAuliffe’s Pub (Racine), Jim Yorgan Sextet Miramar Theatre, Tuesday Open Mic w/host Sandy Weisto (sign-up 7:30pm) Silver Spring House, Rick Holmes Jam The Jazz Gallery Center for the Arts, Jazz Jam Session Transfer Pizzeria Cafe, Transfer House Band w/Dennis Fermenich Turner Hall Ballroom, Whitney w/NE-HI

WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 29 Cactus Club, Longface w/Bad History Month & Cairns Iron Mike’s (Franklin), Danny Wendt Open Jam (6pm) Jazz Estate, Bonifas Electric Band Kochanski’s Concertina Beer Hall, Three Bad Jacks Mason Street Grill, Jamie Breiwick Group (5:30pm) Morton’s (Cedarburg), Rev. Raven & The Chain Smokin’ Altar Boys w/Westside Andy (6pm) Nomad World Pub, 88.9 Presents “Locals Only” Paulie’s Field Trip, Humpday Jam w/Dave Wacker & Mitch Cooper Potbelly Sandwich Shop (East Side), Texas Dave (noon) Riverside Theater, Nick Offerman: Full Bush Route 20 Outhouse (Sturtevant), Through Fire w/Dangerkids, Righteous Vendetta & American Sin Tally’s Tap & Eatery (Waukesha), Tomm Lehnigk The Packing House Restaurant, Carmen Nickerson & Kostia Efimov (6pm)

::ALBUMS Willie Nelson and the Boys

Willie’s Stash Vol. 2 (LEGACY)

Easy going is the mood and tempo of Willie’s Stash Vol. 2. Playing with his sons Lukas and Micah along with a gaggle of sidemen, Willie Nelson is relaxed, at home and in charge as he ambles comfortably through a batch of his favorite country tunes. He favors songs associated with Hank Williams (Sr.), singing “Cold, Cold Heart” and “Your Cheatin’ Heart” with creaky sincerity. “Steel guitar” he calls out several times and tearful chords respond. Exuberance vies with sadness during the session. The set also includes the upbeat “Movie It On Over” and “Mind Your Own Business.” —David Luhrssen

Delfeayo Marsalis Kalamazoo (TROUBADOUR JASS)

Of the sharp-suited Marsalis brothers, Delfeayo is the least recognized outside of jazz culture. But inside, he is known as one of the most vibrant and imaginative trombonists of our era. On his new live album, Kalamazoo, Marsalis makes Duke Ellington’s “It Don’t Mean a Thing” sound new yet firmly rooted and finds his way around the bright melody of the “Sesame Street Theme.” A crack ensemble accompanies him whose members include his esteemed father, pianist Ellis Marsalis. —David Luhrssen

Mark Zaleski Band Days, Months, Years

It’s considered an unusual combination in jazz—a saxophonist-bassist—but Mark Zaleski feels at home on both instruments. On his second album with a group of long-time collaborators, the Boston music instructor-session player-band leader explores his own past in what might be called, for lack of a better phrase, post-modern jazz. The album’s two non-originals, by Thelonious Monk and Charlie Parker, serve as guideposts. Zaleski’s alto and soprano sax playing dominates most tracks, often tying knots with tenor saxman Jon Bean. Guitarist Mark Cocheo occasionally burns his own grooves. —Morton Shlabotnik

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PSYCHO SUDOKU! “Song Sudoku”

Solve this as you would a regular sudoku, except using the nine given letters instead of numbers. When you’re done, each row, column, and 3x3 box will contain each of the nine given letters exactly one time. In addition, one row or column will reveal, either backward or forward, the name of a famous song. psychosudoku@gmail.com

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ACROSS 1. Ardor 5. Long-tailed bird 10. Motorist’s problem 14. Pack 18. Let loose 19. Inspirational goddess 20. Kind of fund 21. Duration 22. Measures speed of rotation 24. Measures thickness of objects 26. Truman’s Secretary of State 27. Avoid 29. Gulch 30. Mona — 31. Gem 32. Final result 33. Basilique du — -Coeur 36. Anti-slip device 37. Permit holder 41. Additional ones 43. Measures density of liquids 45. — turkey 46. Aristocrat 47. Skin openings 49. Fish sometimes pickled 50. Instance 51. Queen of Thebes 52. An ungulate 53. Schlep 55. Bottommost point 56. Prosthetic devices 58. Liking 59. Uprising 60. Of a cereal grass 61. Soil 62. Tragic hero 63. Dorm setting 65. Carried 66. Dog breed 69. Gothic arches

70. Recidivate 71. Firth or Farrell 72. New dog breed 73. Decomposes 74. — d’Ivoire 75. Carapace 76. Recipe direction 77. Cinnabar is one 78. Measures depth of water 81. Prize 83. Place in the Greek underworld 85. Collect 86. Becomes 87. Means justifier 88. Broke, British style 89. Mister, in Munich 91. Adviser to Nero 94. Broken piece: Var. 95. Wrinkle-free 99. Measures wind speed and direction 101. Measures rainfall 104. Cornbread 105. Sandwich cookies 106. Nourishes 107. Kind of surgeon 108. Jumper 109. Whimper 110. Test question answer 111. Specify DOWN 1. Crumbly cheese 2. Apple computer 3. Moneyed 4. Old English king 5. Notes 6. Gladiators’ place 7. Manx — 8. Stopped a fast 9. Woolen fabrics 10. Erupt 11. “— Be a Lady” 12. Fraxinus 13. Chests

14. Seagal or Spielberg 15. Leatherwood 16. Bodement 17. Used to be 20. Kind of operatic voice 23. Pliable twig 25. Alma — 28. Rime 31. More cunning than most 32. Suitably 33. Substantial 34. Make amends 35. Measures passage of time 36. Pratt or Farley 37. Untrusting 38. Measures human height 39. Fluorescent dye 40. Abrasive material 42. Some tires 44. Clemency 48. Sports event 50. — -cornered 52. Skirts for stage shows 53. Chili con — 54. Status quo — 55. Spirit in old Roman religion 57. Records 58. Evergreens

59. Suspended sculpture 61. Disney dwarf 62. Bun 63. French painter 64. Place of meeting 65. Sitz and sponge 66. Active ones 67. Foreign 68. Standards 70. Water plant 71. Box with a lid 74. Costly spice 75. Even game 76. Source of caviar 78. Punto — (baccarat) 79. Craftsmen 80. Arab VIP 82. Play a zither 84. Rained a lot 88. Abode of the dead 89. Flocks 90. Irregularly notched 91. Drains 92. Lab compound 93. Hawaiian goose 94. Slumgullion 96. Razor brand 97. Pair 98. — Stanley Gardner 100. Before 102. — culpa 103. — canto

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WORD FIND This is a theme puzzle with the subject stated below. Find the listed words in the grid. (They may run in any direction but always in a straight line. Some letters are used more than once.) Ring each word as you find it and when you have completed the puzzle, there will be 31 letters left over. They spell out the alternative theme of the puzzle.

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Rocks Seals Seaweed Shelf Shipwreck Shoal Squid Submarine Tide Waves Whale Whelk

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::FREEWILLASTROLOGY ::BY ROB BREZSNY SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Journalist James A. Fussell defined “thrashing” as “the act of tapping helter-skelter over a computer keyboard in an attempt to find ‘hidden’ keys that trigger previously undiscovered actions in a computer program.” I suggest we use this as a metaphor for your life in the next two weeks. Without becoming rude or irresponsible, thrash around to see what interesting surprises you can drum up. Play with various possibilities in a lighthearted effort to stimulate options you have not been able to discover through logic and reason. CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Let’s observe a moment of silence for the illusion that is in the process of disintegrating. It has been a pretty illusion, hasn’t it? Filled with hope and gusto, it has fueled you with motivation. But then again—on second thought—its prettiness was more the result of clever packaging than inner beauty. The hope was somewhat misleading, the gusto contained more than a little bluster and the fuel was an inefficient source of motivation. Still, let’s observe a moment of silence anyway. Even dysfunctional mirages deserve to be mourned. Besides, its demise will fertilize a truer and healthier and prettier dream that will contain a far smaller portion of illusion. AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Judging from the astrological omens, I conclude that the upcoming weeks will be a favorable time for you to engage in experiments befitting a mad scientist. You can achieve interesting results as you commune with powerful forces that are usually beyond your ability to command. You could have fun and maybe also attract good luck as you dream and scheme to override the rules. What pleasures have you considered to be beyond your capacity to enjoy? It wouldn’t be crazy for you to flirt with them. You have license to be saucy, sassy and extra sly. PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): A snail can slowly crawl over the edge of a razor blade without hurting itself. A few highly trained experts, specialists in the art of mind over matter, are able to walk barefoot over beds of hot coals without getting burned. According to my analysis of the astrological omens, Pisces, you now have the metaphorical equivalent of powers like these. To ensure they’ll operate at peak efficiency, you must believe in yourself more than you ever have before. Luckily, life is now conspiring to help you do just that. ARIES (March 21-April 19): In alignment with the current astrological omens, I have prepared your horoscope using five handplucked aphorisms by Aries poet Charles Bernstein. 1. “You never know what invention will look like or else it wouldn’t be invention.” 2. “So much depends upon what you are expecting.” 3. “What’s missing from the bird’s eye view is plain to see on the ground.” 4. “The questioning of the beautiful is always at least as important as the establishment of the beautiful.” 5. “Show me a man with two feet planted firmly on the ground and I’ll show you a man who can’t get his pants on.” TAURUS (April 20-May 20): It may seem absurd for a dreamy oracle like me to give economic advice to Tauruses, who are renowned as being among the zodiac’s top cash attractors. Is there anything I can reveal to you that you don’t already know? Well, maybe you’re not aware that the next four weeks will be prime time to revise and refine your long-term financial plans. It’s possible you haven’t guessed the time is right to plant seeds that will produce lucrative yields by 2019. And maybe you don’t realize that you can now lay the foundation for bringing more wealth into your life by raising your generosity levels. GEMINI (May 21-June 20): I used to have a girlfriend whose mother hated Christmas. The poor woman had been raised in a fanatical fundamentalist Christian sect, and she drew profound solace and pleasure from rebelling against that religion’s main holiday. One of her annual traditions was to buy a small Christmas tree and hang it upside-down from the ceiling. She decorated it with ornamental dildos she had made out of clay. While I understood her drive for revenge and appreciated the entertaining way she did it, I felt pity for the enduring ferocity of her rage. Rather than

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mocking the old ways, wouldn’t her energy have been much better spent inventing new ways? If there is any comparable situation in your own life, Gemini, now would be a perfect time to heed my tip. Give up your attachment to the negative emotions that arose in response to past frustrations and failures. Focus on the future. CANCER (June 21-July 22): So begins the “I Love To Worry” season for you Cancerians. Even now, bewildering self-doubts are working their way up toward your conscious awareness from your unconscious depths. You may already be overreacting in anticipation of the anxietyprovoking fantasies that are coalescing. But wait! It doesn’t have to be that way. I’m here to tell you that the bewildering self-doubts and anxiety-provoking fantasies are at most 10% accurate. They’re not even close to being half-true! Here’s my advice: Do NOT go with the flow, because the flow will drag you down into ignominious habit. Resist all tendencies towards superstition, moodiness and melodramatic descents into hell. One thing you can do to help accomplish this brave uprising is to sing beloved songs with maximum feeling. LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Your lucky numbers are 55 and 88. By tapping into the uncanny powers of 55 and 88, you can escape the temptation of a hexed fiction and break the spell of a mediocre addiction. These catalytic codes could wake you up to a useful secret you’ve been blind to. They might help you catch the attention of familiar strangers or shrink one of your dangerous angers. When you call on 55 or 88 for inspiration, you may be motivated to seek a more dynamic accomplishment beyond your comfortable success. You could reactivate an important desire that has been dormant. VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): What exactly is the epic, overarching goal that you live for? What is the higher purpose that lies beneath every one of your daily activities? What is the heroic identity you were born to create but have not yet fully embodied? You may not be close to knowing the answers to those questions right now, Virgo. In fact, I’m guessing your fear of meaninglessness might be at a peak. Luckily, a big bolt of meaningfulness is right around the corner. Be alert for it. In a metaphorical sense, it will arrive from the depths. It will strengthen your center of gravity as it reveals lucid answers to the questions I posed in the beginning of this horoscope. LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): We all need teachers. We all need guides and instructors and sources of inspiration from the day we’re born until the day we die. In a perfect world, each of us would always have a personal mentor who’d help us fill the gaps in our learning and keep us focused on the potentials that are crying out to be nurtured in us. But since most of us don’t have that personal mentor, we have to fend for ourselves. We’ve got to be proactive as we push on to the next educational frontier. The next four weeks will be an excellent time for you to do just that, Libra. SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): This is your last warning! If you don’t stop fending off the happiness and freedom that are trying to worm their way into your life, I’m going to lose my cool. Damn it! Why can’t you just accept good luck and sweet strokes of fate at face value?! Why do you have to be so suspicious and mistrustful?! Listen to me: The abundance that’s lurking in your vicinity is not the set-up for a cruel cosmic joke. It’s not some wicked game designed to raise your expectations and then dash them to pieces. Please, Scorpio, give in and let the good times wash over you. Homework: What’s the most important question you’d like to find an answer for in the next five years? Tell all: freewillastrology.com. Go to RealAstrology.com to check out Rob Brezsny’s Expanded Weekly Audio Horoscopes and Daily Text Message Horoscopes. The audio horoscopes are also available by phone at

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Honey, I’m Home!

Becky Reilly of Omaha, Neb., was forced to call in a roofing company after discovering thousands of honeybees had invaded her home’s attic, producing so much honey that it was dripping down the side of the house. “We heard a loud and rhythmic buzzing, and it was somewhat terrifying because we knew what it meant,” Reilly told KETV. Jason Starkey of Takoda Green Roofing said he removed about 40 pounds of honey on Oct. 26 before moving the bees and tackling the damage, which he called “horrible.” Local beekeeper John Gebuhr moved the bees to his garage, but he is pessimistic about their survival through the winter. But Reilly’s friends and neighbors are thrilled: They’re getting honey for Christmas!

Say “Cheese!” err “Heil!?” An Indonesian museum, De Mata Trick Eye Museum in Yogyakarta, Java, has been forced to remove an exhibit that encouraged visitors to take a selfie with a waxwork of Adolf Hitler. The figure, which stood in front of a giant image of the entrance to Auschwitz concentration camp, had been on display since 2014, and the museum said it was one of the most popular displays. Metro News reported that the museum originally defended the exhibit as “fun,” but when the Simon Wiesenthal Centre in Los Angeles demanded its removal, the museum complied, taking it down on Nov. 10.

Least Competent and/or Weird Criminals ¢ A loss prevention officer at a Vero Beach, Fla., Walmart happened to catch 25-year-old Cheyenne Amber West and another woman as they carried out some complicated maneuvers in the electronics aisle on Nov. 6. The officer told the Indian River County Sheriff ’s Office that West and her friend chose a computer, video game controllers and other items worth a total of almost $2,000, then covered the bar codes with stickers taken from less-expensive clearance items. They then moved to the selfcheckout lane, where their expensive tech

items totaled just $3.70. “I am just trying to get gifts for my son that I cannot afford,” West told officers. “The computer is for my husband. Since he just got me a Coach purse, I figured he deserved something nice as well.” ¢ Rondell Tony Chinuhuk, 32, of Anchorage, Ala., had the pedal to the metal on Nov. 7 when he nabbed a motorized shopping cart from a Safeway store in Fairbanks. But the battery-operated Mart Cart tops out at a mere 1.9 miles per hour. Even after some 10 minutes on the lam, he had barely left the parking lot. The Fairbanks Daily News-Miner reports that Chinuhuk was charged with felony second-degree theft. ¢ Joseph Vaglica, 40, of Edgewater, Fla., surprised a woman at her New Smyrna Beach home on Nov. 7 when, naked, he burst in through the garage door and ran through her kitchen “acting irrationally.” The homeowner dashed next door to her stepson’s house and called 911, reported the Daytona Beach News-Journal. Meanwhile, Vaglica, after helping himself to some of the woman’s clothes, ran outside, started banging on the windows at the stepson’s home and, when local police officers arrived, was rolling around in the grass. He was later charged with burglary with assault. ¢ Sullivan, Mo., police department Lt. Patrick Johnson joined the town’s residents in witnessing a barrage of weird behavior on Nov. 3 and 4. Johnson thinks the people who were “barking like dogs or other farm animals, running up and down the street, entering people’s homes and breaking into a business” were likely high on flakka—a synthetic drug mixed with methamphetamine. Some of the allegedly flakka-feasting folks broke into a nightclub, stripped down to their birthday suits and showered in fountain water or soda, according to the Sullivan Independent News. Two people were arrested, and others were treated at a hospital. ¢ Douglas Shuttlesworth, 34, was simply trying to exercise his civic duty when he reported to an elementary school in Harrisburg, Pa., to vote—albeit on Monday, Nov. 6, the day before Election Day. Susquehanna Township police arrested Shuttlesworth for DUI after he appeared at the school intoxicated and admitted he had driven there to vote. © 2017 ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION

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