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If you could have any power in the world, what would it be? We asked a group of DND readers Kyle Daniels: Telepathy or X-ray vision
Haaris AkhtarXuereb: Teleportation
Ben Squires: Ability to mimic any animal
Subhaan Sherazi: Telepathy
Thomas Lewis:
Cian Wagg:
Invisibility
Wolverine’s claws
Sirey Sall:
Mohammed Ackailany:
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X-ray vision
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Felicity Barr Nick Chen Gwen Dünner Sam Haysom Rachael Hogg
Individual issues
Immortality
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Ability to FLY
See through clothing…
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CONTENTS
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Film. 23
The Not So Super Heroes
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Insider Secrets
Heroes we don’t envy
Film Previews DND takes a magnifying glass to summer blockbusters
Behind the scenes of The Dark Knight Rises
Your New Favourite Games DND checks out the latest on the gamevine. Get your Xbox at the ready, guys
12 The Best of the Bat
Batman games: retro classics to new best sellers
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27 Batman vs Superman vs Spider-Man SuperGirls in Film
Girls in latex. What more could you want?
Lights. Camera. Batman. Exclusive interview from the set of The Dark Knight
Top Ten Superhero Games of All Time
DND Assembles the Avengers
Live out your fantasies – the gaming ones
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The DC Universe Online
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Tech News
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All you need to know about these five legendary heroes
Become your own virtual superhero Keep on top of the coolest apps and gadgets There’s plenty to choose from, but we’ve got the best
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DND’s Superhero film
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Battle of the Batmobiles
Music News DND in sound
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Everything you need to become a local crimefighter
Rock Heroes Fighting crime and silence
Only one can make it to the end credits
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DND Destroyer Competition We’ve Marvel-ised DND’s very own superhero. Create your own and win a year’s subscription
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COMPETITION TIME, GUYS...
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Songs to Listen to Before You Fly
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Theme Songs Through the Ages
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Volume up. Tights on. Cape ready. The ultimate superhero soundtrack
And Finally...
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SUPERHERO QUIZ Which hero would you be?
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What’s HOT and what’s NOT
Released: PlayStation3 and Xbox 360, 31 March 2012 What: Action Basically, you play a guy who gets blown to bits. Then you play as those bits. It sounds like a great idea but unfortunately, and understandably, the controls become difficult when you’re a severed head and your body is flopping about, blocking your view of the action. How inconsiderate. A man used to losing limbs Play rating: 4/10
DND checks out the latest game releases
Oh Christ, how am I going to get to the toilet now?
Silent Hill: Book of Memories
Resident Evil: Operation Raccoon City Released: PlayStation3 and Xbox 360, 22 March 2012 and PC on 30 May 2012
What: Action Adventure If you love the films and the previous games then you’ll definitely want to get your hands on the latest in the series. It’s got enough guns, undead freaks and horrifically mutated creatures to get your palms sweating. Everything we hoped for really.
Released: PlayStation Vita, 31 March 2012 What: Adventure All hail the new Playstation Vita! Add Silent Hill to the batch and you’ve got a treat. The game moves away from the original series allowing you to create your own character to play. There’s less about the horror survival and more about co-op and gameplay – rather than running away like a headless chicken from freaky babies, like you did in the days of old. It depends what your gameplay fancy is as to whether you’ll enjoy this little experiment.
Oh I’m evil, trust me!
Play rating: 8/10
Play rating: 7/10
Angry Birds Space
I’m at the end of my feather!
Armoured Core V
Released: iPhone, 22 March 2012 What: Puzzle Action Damn, those birds were angry! Now they’re back for another go and this time you can chuck the pecking bastards onto different planets! The latest game for the iPhone will have new surprises and innovative gameplay, as well as all those angry little birds we were so addicted to.
Play rating: 8/10
Released: Xbox 360 and PS3, 23 March 2012 What: Simulation The long-running series of mech-fighting robots is issuing its fifth game of metal-clashing action. You can battle it out in the massive online community, and, of course, you’re still able to customise your robot fighting machines with over 500 items.
The Duracell bunny clearly had a heavy night
Diablo III (Collector’s Edition) Released: PC, 31 March 2012 What: Action RPG We’ve been calling for Diablo III for years and now it’s finally heading our way. In a long-running series of magic, creepy scenery and the most clicking you’ve done on a mouse ever, this game will not disappoint. If you loved the last two games then this one is sure to be a winner too.
Overclick me and I’ll bite
Play Rating: 8/10
Fight Game: Heroes Released: Android phone, 31 March 2012 What: Combat Get out of the ring and onto the streets, as you beat the crap out of your opponents through the back alleys of America, Europe and Asia. You can even use weapons you find lying about. Cool. This Android app looks like it will definitely keep you busy on the bus – just try not to get caught playing it under the table in class!
Play rating: 7/10
Robots, they’re just not what they used to be
Yakuza: Dead Souls Released: PlayStation3, 30 March 2012 What: Action After another popular series of games, Yakuza decided to shove a load of zombies into the mix. Nice, but not all that original really, eh? The idea is great, but the controls are a way too dodgy.
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FIFA Football Released: PlayStation Vita, 31 March 2012 What: Sports One of the few games that beats playing the sport for real, FIFA Football is bound to ensure empty pitches everywhere. It recycles most of the setup from previous games, but the predecessors were great so we won’t quibble.
Play Rating: 8/10
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Released: PlayStation3 and Xbox 360, 31 March 2012 What: Horror adventure A game series that few people haven’t heard of, the Silent Hill collection is the remake of numbers 2 and 3. They’ve come a long way from the old PlayStation 2 console and the graphics definitely show off the horrific action. If you missed the old games then you have to get this HD collection. To be frank, you’ll shit your pants.
Play Rating: 9/10
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Games.
Games.
Top 10 superhero games of all time Sometimes it’s hard to see the heroes for the tights with all these new games flying about our screens. Here at DND, we’ve assembled the greatest superhero games worthy of play
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InFamous 2
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Thor:God of Thunder
Spidey decided to wear the little black one for this special occasion
Spider-Man 3
(2007)
This game simulates the streets of New York perfectly with some pretty impressive graphics – from swinging through skyscrapers on your little silky thread to busting a bad guys nose. This game provides perfect heroic action but the camera during gameplay is shit. Hard to fight crime when you can’t see it! Sorry Spidey, you’re good, just not good enough.
(2011)
The game has a great combat system with some pretty epic battles to keep you on your toes. The storyline is spot on, especially with all the mythological elements giving it a pretty special finish. The enemies are just too repetitive for our liking, meaning it isn’t quite good enough for the top spots.
Xbox 360, PlayStation 3, PlayStation 2, Wii, PlayStation Portable, Nintendo DS, PC, Game Boy Advance
Nintendo DS, Wii, Xbox 360, and PS3
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Ultimate Marvel Vs Capcom 3
Wolverine keeps piling up the bodies
X-Men Origins:Wolverine
(2009)
This third person game mimicks the film, but the best bit is the sheer gore. You can really make the most of Wolverine’s big-ass razor claws by slashing your enemies and spattering blood all over the screen. The gameplay itself is relatively easy but that’s not a bad thing. Its only downfall is that some of the bad guys are a little too easy to kill. We know the guy is packing some serious metal between those knuckles, but it’s not quite as much fun when the enemy falls too easily. Play hard to get. Oh, and more blood please.
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Ultimate
PS3, PC, Xbox 360
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GameCube, PlayStation 2, Windows, Xbox, Game Boy Advance, Nintendo DS, Mobile phone
(2005)
Like smashing up shit? This game has it all. It’s a bit of an oldie now, but it’s still one of the best superhero games created. There aren’t any of the sneaking around levels as in previous games – this one is all about the smash and destroy. The best thing about this game? You can annihilate pretty much everything. Chuck some cars, lob some helicopters – the ‘do whatever you want’ element adds to some great combo moves. As the name suggests, this game is about ultimate destruction, and boy does it deliver. GameCube, PS2, Xbox
(2005)
Linking nicely to Marvel Comic’s best-selling series, this game was destined to be great. With more of a comic book feel, critics initially thought that compared to the Spider-Man 2 game, the graphics wouldn’t stand up. Wrong. The new direction of the game means the time of day during gameplay transforms the world in which you swing into an amazing metropolis. We particularly like cavorting about among the city’s neon lights. Much better than the previous Spider-Man game.
The Incredible Hulk: Ultimate Destruction
Nice cover art!
Spider-Man
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Bonus: Harley Quinn in a naughty nurse costume!
Batman:Arkham Asylum
(2009)
Graphics? Amazing. Gameplay? Great. This game has it all and for that reason has gone down in superhero game history. If you ever wondered what it would be like to be Batman, then this game shows you just that. You can kick the crap out of bad guys and pretty much feel that jaw crack. The scenery really does the movies justice and the gameplay is great, despite Batty’s slight stiffness in movement. It’s dark, creepy and we think Batman would be proud. Hell, he’s probably played it!
PS3, PC, Xbox 360, Nintendo Wii
(2011)
This third addition to the series is just as good as its predecessors. You can literally pit Spider-Man against Nemesis from Resident Evil. This Tekken-style fighting game has a great setup of new levels and characters to play about with. Your thumbs get knackered from jabbing the buttons so furiously, and there is also a great spectator-mode allowing you to sit back and enjoy watching two online players kick the shit out of each other. It’s still available to buy on Amazon, and for under £30. Bargain!
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The first game was good but the sequel is so much better. Leading on from the first means that it’s a good idea to play that one before you sink your teeth into the second. You get all the glorifying moments from the first game in great definition, such as leaping about on buildings and shooting electricity at stuff. With a combination of both superpowers and melee attacks, you can swiftly gain experience points to unlock new amazing attacks. The controls are smooth, the scenery spot on – this is a close contender for first place but we’re afraid that, in the end, nothing beats the bat.
Create your own super heroine or even a new girlfriend?
City of Heroes
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(2005)
This game has a great concept as it’s a huge online multiplayer RPG, meaning you can play with friends from around the world. Fortunately, the controls are easy to use, but the best part is getting to customise your own superhero and getting stronger with every bad guy you pummel. It’s highly accessible, streamlined and has plenty of battles to get into. It’s perfect for getting together with your mates to fight crime on a Saturday night. You can play it right now by creating a heroes account: http://bit.ly/qbDrXc
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Batty steps in to end the relentless fights in the sandpit
Batman:Arkham City
(2011)
This had to be our number one. Arkham City is about as Batman saturated as it gets. The gameplay controls are simple but effective – no one wants to be in the middle of 12 guys with guns and knives and not be able to remember which button combo was the drop-kick attack. The storyline is perfect as you get to battle huge bosses like Penguin and Mr Freeze, and the graphics are superb. Overall, DND thinks this is the must-have superhero game, and if you don’t already own it: do yourself a favour and go on Amazon, press ‘add to basket’ and sit under the letter box. Job done. PC, Xbox 360, Nintendo Wii U, PS3
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Games.
The Best o f the Bat The greatest Batman
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riminals shit their pants when they hear his name - we just worship him. Yes, it’s fair to say Batman is one of the coolest superheroes of all time. Here DND take a look at the coolest Batman games that have exploded onto your screens
Batman: The Caped Crusader
The batcave has since been upgraded
Game Boy Ah, the Game Boy. We’re afraid to say the improved graphics on the Mega Drive died a small death when they tried to transfer them to the Game Boy. Blocky Batman blipped his way across your tiny little screen to some pretty crap music. Batman lovers could only dream of what the PlayStation had to offer next.
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Looks like pixel-ly batman is slightly outnumbered
Bet she’s gonna kick his ass for that punch
Batman Forever: The Arcade Game
We didn’t include the Lego Batman games but thought this picture deserved a special mention
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No more pixelated faces for Batty!
Xbox, GameCube
Playstation Thank God for PlayStation! Sure it was only on the PS1, but it still made Batman look bloody amazing. There was colour, decent movement and the guy actually had a face – not just a big fat pixel!
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The Xbox! Now that’s more like it. Moving towards the Xbox 360, that we all know and love, the original did an incredible job of making this Batman game. The Bat had a flowing cape, he walked normally (not like he’d shat himself), and the only chiselling on his shoulders was from the ass-kicking he dished out. He looked like Batman, at last!
Playstation This game was pretty stunning. We finally lost the pain-in-thearse side scroll gameplay and swapped it for a shiny new 3D view. Batman actually ran down a street, not sideways across it! Bloody marvellous.
Batman: Arkham Asylum
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Batman Now some of us here at DND were a little embarrassed to admit we could remember playing on Sega and Mega Drives. Batman landed on these consoles way back when in... yeah, you guessed it, another side scroll video game. With improved graphics, the punch-ups weren’t half bad for the time!
Batman: Dark Tomorrow
Batman & Robin
Looks aside, this game is far from girly!
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games over the ages
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Batman: The Animated Series
PC This was the first glimpse of the Bat on screen. Sure he looks majorly pixelated in this side scroll PC game, but it’s Batman!
Games.
2001
Xbox360, PS3, PC If anyone asks, just tell them it’s self-defence Kudos to Xbox 360 for creating this superb game. The controls were awesome, the graphics unreal and the scenery spot on. In fact, we’re sure you could almost feel the villain’s arm dislocate through the controller. The worst thing about the game? It gets dodgy when you start considering taking a dump in the corner of your room for fear of leaving the game – even for a second!
2011
2005
Batman Vengeance
Batman Begins
GameCube, Gameboy Advance, PS2, Xbox Yeah, no one seemed too fussed about GameCube, not when there was a PlayStation anyway. They tried their best though and actually produced a pretty decent Batman game. Sure he was a little more squared off on the shoulders, and face, and um, everything else, but the gameplay was pretty solid.
PS2, Xbox, GameCube, GB Advance Shit, this game was hot! Players could explore the Dark Knight and see how he became a superhero. Busting out the utility belt, flying off buildings and kicking ass… okay, you get the idea. It was a great game!
Batman: Arkham City
Xbox360, PS3, Wii U, PC The most recent Batman game is undoubtedly the best. Arkham City’s graphics are worth boasting about as they blew our minds! Forget the other Batman games (though they were amazing) as they don’t even come close to this beast. Now, that corner of your bedroom…
It’s our favourite villain: The Joker!
Catwoman and Harley Quinn return with hot new outfits
Batty takes flight into the moonlit sky over Gotham
With this year’s release of The Dark Knight Rises, our sonar is pricked for news of the latest Batman game. Keep an eye on the DND website for all the latest updates.
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DC Universe Spend hours becoming a DC legend online
Tech.
DND’s pick of the coolest apps and gadgets
News
Marvel-ous News! For years you’ve been able to read comics on the internet – and even do it legally. But despite iPads and smartphones gaining popularity, print comics are still the preferred choice.
That’s why, as of June, Marvel comics will come with the digital version free, thanks to a voucher included inside. No doubt the comic giant will be hoping to grab more subscribers to Marvel Digital Unlimited when they see that every title is available in their massive online vaults, including classics going back to the 60s. When your Xbox is far away at home and another day of school looms ahead, DC Universe can provide endless amounts of superhero distraction.... as long as you don’t get caught.
If you’re a comics fan it’s worth looking at the digital subscriptions – they’re costly but if you’re reading loads you’ll probably save money, and you can read on a PSP, smartphone or laptop.
In a post-apocalyptic world, only a few heroes still stand following the destruction of Metropolis. The ultimate war between heroes and villains was orchestrated by Brainiac, but Lex Luthor is prepared to fight back: he travels back in time to create an army of superheroes.
You begin by choosing whether you want to be a hero or a villain. After this you can create your own character, customise their costume, weapons, superpower, personality and choose which DC character you want as your mentor. Then it’s time to step into the Metropolis or Gotham City where your adventure begins. There’s both PvE and PvP gameplay elements, and while you work your way through the main missions you can choose different side quests, depending on which side of the war you’re on. If you have enabled PvP, you can find yourself attacked by other characters in the streets, having to fight your way through a world overrun with superheroes gone wild! Will you make it out alive? This is the perfect way to fill many, many hours of after-school boredom and we feel we need to add a warning: once you start playing, you’re hooked! Who wouldn’t want to be a superhero fighting epic battles for humanity?
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PLUG IN and play at www.dcuniverseonline.com
While there’s plenty of fun to be had in ‘Free to Play’ mode, we know that you’re dying to try the ‘Legendary Expansion Pack.’ DND is offering one game upgrade to a lucky reader, which allows you to access extra missions, in-game trading privileges, unlimited currency, and much more!
Write a review of the ‘Free To Play’ mode in no more than 500 words. Email it to dndmag@gmail.com, and we will select the winner from the entries. The winning review will also be published on jomec.co.uk/dnd
Push my buttons, tweak my pixels...
Fancy owning a portal gun? Play.com are selling a limited edition run of the ‘Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device’ – best known as the gun from Portal.
Hey, I’m a gun that looks like an ant...
Faster than a speeding bullet
At £100 it’s definitely one for the diehard fans, but there’s no denying it’s a cool-looking gadget. It’s full-size, meaning it basically covers one arm, and comes complete with flashing lights and sounds, if you like that sort of thing.
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Nope, it’s Felix Baumgartner, who by the end of the year will have travelled faster than the speed of sound.
Felix is a skydiving supremo, and while wearing a special Red Bull-sponsored suit he plans to jump from a balloon 36,000 metres above the planet. He’ll fall to Earth at Mach 1 (the speed of sound) on a journey that will take five and half minutes, risking serious danger from freezing temperatures, a lack of oxygen and his blood boiling thanks to the air pressure.
Red Bull’s Stratos suit will keep him warm and supply him with oxygen and a parachute in case he starts to spin out of control – if that happens, the G-force could smash his brain or blind him. He’ll accelerate from 0 to a mind-boggling 690mph in under 40 seconds! The attempt will be made in December 2012. DND wish him luck!
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Top Superhero Gadgets
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This guy has everything – glue, fire extinguishing, net, exploding, tear gas, cryonic and even kryptonite arrows. You wouldn’t want to be hit with any of those.
Cyclops’ glasses
They may look like plain old shades but they’re essential in hiding Cyclops’ damaging eye beams. The button on the top enables him to laser beam bad guys when he chooses. We wonder if he wears them to bed?
Heroes can’t be super without their gadgets
APPS
Green Arrow’s, uh, arrows
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Is it an angry bird? Is it a plane? No, it’s Superman with an iPhone and these are the three apps he’s using
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Captain America’s shield
Wolverine’s claws
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Thor’s hammer
Silver Surfer’s board
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A force to be reckoned with, Thor is the Norse God associated with thunder and lighting. Capable of leveling mountains, it’s not a bad weapon.
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Iron Man’s power suit
A cosmic board that travels at incredible speeds and can find its way back to its master. Yeah that’s pretty cool and we’d wager it would also be handy for catching some awesome waves too.
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Spider-Man’s web shooter
It’s not quite as cool as actually producing the silk out of his own wrists, but Andrew Garfield seems to handle the mechanical web-slinger pretty well. Anyway, it’s Spider-Man, so we’ll let him off.
It enables him to fly and generally kick ass. It also helps conceal the giant battery in his chest, which keeps him alive during battles. Pretty important.
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It’s his favourite weapon and his most distinguishing symbol. At the end of the day, it’s a big ass indestructible shield that he lobs at people. Not too bad, bit like a giant frisbee but hey, it looks cool.
The infamous metal alloy adamantium retractable claws can slash through skin and are virtually indestructible. We like that.
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Batman’s utility belt
(Marvel) With this amazing app you can have a mobile catalogue of all the Marvel comics. Read Spider-Man on the bus or Captain America after class, wherever and whenever you want them, you can have them! You can download the app at http://marvel.com/ mobile or go to the Android Market at https://market. android.com/. The best part? It’s FREE!
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Wonder Woman’s projectile tiara
It’s essentially just a boomerang, but couple it with her superhuman strength and it can cut through just about anything.
Marvel Comics Android app – phone library of comics
It’s one of the most distinguishing features of his costume. Hiding a mini camera, a twoway radio and all his batarangs, it’s by far the coolest superhero gadget.
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LEGO Batman: Gotham City Games
(Warner Bros. Entertainment) It was released in March last year but is still popular. With the release of the new Batman film it’s sure to make a comeback. Exclusively for the iPhone and iPod Touch this game is a great little piece of fun. It’s got loads of mini-games and looks pretty cool on screen. Plus it’s only 69p from the Apple App Store!
Universal DC Comic app
(ComiXology) This app mirrors Marvel’s but obviously it includes the DC comic characters. Who could say no to the opportunity to read Batman on the bus? With lightning-fast panel-by-panel viewing this app is not one to be missed, especially as it’s free! You can download it from the Apple App store.
Tech.
Tech.
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Real life 5 easy steps to becoming superheroes
a DNDtv superhero DND has found an easy way to look cool, fight crime and pick up chicks. This is our step-by-step guide to becoming an internet legend with just a mate, a phone and some serious style
Step 4: A name
How do they do it? Dressed head to toe in skin-tight leotards, these so called superheroes get to spend all their time jumping off buildings and blowing shit up. And if that’s not enough, they inevitably end up with the fittest girl in town. Well the boys at the DND office thought they’d try and get in on the action...
Step 1: Pants
Need inspiration for your own superhero outfit? Check out these three real life crime fighters – they’re all completely mental
When you discover crimes that even the police can’t handle, your best bet is to run and hide. Definitely don’t call any of these guys. Although here at DND we love a good superhero costume, and encourage a strong community spirit, there are a few people out there who have taken the joke a little too far.
You’ll soon come to realise that a lot of the good superhero names have already been taken. However, with a little bit of imagination you can come up with a title that really works. You want your name to be memorable, but for the right reasons. Using animals is popular, but bear in mind it’s unlikely that the threat of Hamsterman would strike fear into even the most cowardly criminal.
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Superhero costumes may have evolved in recent years, but nothing says ‘classy’ like a massive pair of pants worn over your trousers. Unfortunately fighting crime can get a bit tense, so super-undies have a tendency to pick up some travellers along the way. Give them a good wash before you add them to your costume, otherwise nobody will take you and your superpowers seriously.
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Step 5: Crime No one’s expecting you to break up an international drug ring on your first day – far from it. Best to start off with something smaller and more manageable. Even Bruce Wayne had to start somewhere. So far, the DND Destroyer has been spotted stopping cyclists with no lights and asking noisy neighbours to kindly keep it down. If this all sounds a bit too much, then picking up litter in your local park, or helping old ladies cross the road could be a good start.
Step 2: A mask Once you’ve started clocking up the views on DNDtv, you’ll probably want to keep your real identity a closely guarded secret. The best way to do 2 les, # this is by masking your part-time o e ip ye h d th T heroics and newfound celebrity p e n status with a pair of your mum’s To mber ever fi s e ll n guy tights. No, seriously. Tights make m ’ Re you bad a good, breathable alternative to r o lycra, and if your mum doesn’t want to share hers then they’re pretty cheap to buy. You may get some funny looks at Tesco, but remember, it’s all in the name of justice.
Step 3: A superpower Once you’ve got your costume sorted, you need to work on your superpowers, otherwise you might as well be going to a fancy dress party. Powers are what set these guys and girls apart from the crowd. Imagine if Superman didn’t have his powers – he’d just be a creepy guy in a cape. Having said that, flying about or throwing cars around can be tricky for first-timers. You’re better off starting with something simple like knitting, or pottery.
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Phoenix Jones Phoenix Jones, from Seattle in the US, also takes the law into his own hands. Unfortunately for Phoenix, he’s suffered a broken nose and had a gun pulled on Great, now we have phoenix envy him. Local police are urging him to hang up his tights before he gets seriously hurt. Despite the ass kicking, Jones doesn’t seem too bothered. “I endanger my life with a reason and purpose,” said the masked crusader.
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“I’m gonna get you, crime!”
“Aaahhh crime fights back!!”
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Knight Warrior, aka Roger Hayhurst, has spent the last year breaking up fights and tackling ASBOs in Manchester. Roger, 19, dons his custom made £200 costume because he’s, “sick of people standing by and doing nothing.” Unfortunately this guy is about as scary as a cabbage, so his chances So what’s his superpower, scuba diving? of stopping any actual crime are pretty much zero.
It’s vitally important to keep your new superhero alter-ego a secret, but frankly there’s no point in doing all this cool shit unless somebody gets to put it on DNDtv. Make sure you’ve got a friend and a smart phone on standby to record any crazy crime fighting you get up to. Send your videos to dndmag@gmail.com and we’ll show the best ones on DNDtv.
Imaginatively named Angle Grinder Man has taken it upon himself to save the world’s motorists from the hazard of the wheel clamp. Armed with a massive, highly dangerous piece of machinery, Angle Grinder Man offers his services to London drivers who find their vehicles Wheels of the world, beware! demobilised by pesky traffic wardens. The unnamed vigilante claims he is, “prepared to fight for what is fair”.
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If you’re looking for some inspiration for your own superhero video, or just want to see these real life heroes in action, head to jomec.co.uk/dnd/film. Be warned, the crazy stunts these guys pull are not for the faint hearted. The Superheroes Issue - DND
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WHO DO YOU THINK YOU CAR? BUILDING THE BEST BATMOBILE
TTTake the best of three Batmobiles, mix them up and you’ve got a DND supercar
GLADIATORS READY? LET’S GO MEET THE CONTENDERS: THE OLD-SCHOOL
As seen in: Tim Burton’s Batman (1989) and Batman Returns (1992). This slender vehicle was based upon the Chevy Impala classics, and has a jet turbine engine. Good wheels too, we’d say. As the DND Twitter account has always said: these bats were made for driving.
Finally, a car with a nose
As seen in: Christopher Nolan’s Batman Begins (2005), The Dark Knight (2008) and The Dark Knight Rises (2012). It’s designed by Lucius Fox to be halfway between a sports car and something they would use in the military. Well, we’ll see what Anne Hathaway thinks of it.
Of course, what’s under the hood is all-important. All three cars favour a jet engine to give a little extra boost to your journey – the Old-School Batmobile even features the added benefit of doubling as a flame thrower for torching troublesome henchmen. But without a doubt we’d have the Tumbler’s engine on the back of our car: at the flick of a button you can launch the car across wide gaps, as shown in Batman Begins when it takes to the rooftops to avoid the cops.
Winner: The Tumbler
5. Technology: Maybe the most important section to get right when creating a Batmobile is the weaponry and gadgets, and all three cars have something to offer. The Old-School features the ability to control the vehicle by voice, as well as an assortment of fins to pop out of the sides and smack people when driving past at high speeds. It also has the ridiculously unrealistic power to shrink and slide through narrow gaps. Handy when being chased. The Bling-Bling combines a nose-mounted grapple line and engine boosters, giving it the ability to climb walls. Impressed?
The first choice to make when designing the ultimate Batmobile is the shape. Do you go sleek, speedy and aerodynamic like the cars in Tim Burton’s Batman, or do you choose the Tumbler?
You might think the Tumbler has the advantage here – after all, it’s an army vehicle. However, when the Joker is able to destroy it in The Dark Knight, it lost its lustre.
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WE WON’T NEED ROADS
Of course, villains don’t always run riot in easy to reach places. That’s why, over the years, Bruce Wayne has splashed out on even more crazy vehicles:
Batwing: The Batwing appears in Batman, when our hero uses it to drop out of the sky and prevent toxic gas-filled balloons from killing Gotham’s citizens. It reappears in Batman Forever, and it has the cheeky added extra of ejecting its cockpit and turning into a mini submarine. Both of those planes were shaped a bit like the famous Bat-signal, but if you look closely at the new trailer for The Dark Knight Rises you can catch a glimpse of a new vehicle, rumoured to be simply called ‘The Bat’, hovering above a street...
Batman laughed as he soaked the unwary pedestrians
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2. Armour:
Winner: The Old-School
Holy interiors, Batman!
Hang on, so this isn’t the Spidermobile?
1. Bodywork:
What would you rather have when when the going gets rough?
Winner: The Bling-Bling
As seen in: Joel Schumacher’s Batman Forever (1995) and Batman & Robin (1997). Slightly flashier than the other versions, Schumacher definitely favoured style over intimidation.
The Tumbler: perhaps the best of The Thunderbirds
In Batman Returns, the Batmobile cuts through a traffic jam, launching cars out of the way. In Batman Begins, the Tumbler crushes cars beneath it.
No debate needed. The Old-School is basic in the extreme and the Tumbler is strictly no-frills. Frankly, the Bling-Bling Batmobile from the Joel Schumacher movies is the only way to travel. The blue and red lights give an aeroplane cockpit feel (or a disco vibe), but the sheer number of switches, buttons and slick displays is guaranteed to get you noticed while you’re out hunting down villains.
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THE TUMBLER
It’s a tough call. The Old-School’s design is a classic but the Tumbler is a tank, and nothing says ‘get the hell out of my way’ like a tank.
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The Old-School, on the other hand, is indestructible. It gets shot, smashed and used as a battering ram, but nothing gets through that armour. It even has an exoskeleton for when you’re parked up in rough neighbourhoods at night.
For a Batmobile, we would give up an armour and a leg to have this old-school super car protecting us.
Winner: The Old-School
The Tumbler comes equipped with cannon rocket launchers, explosive mines to drop behind, and a stealth mode.
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Batboat: Seen on screen in the frankly rubbish Batman Forever, the Batboat has on-board torpedoes, a grapple line and harpoon launcher and at least when piloted by Robin, is very easily destroyed. In Batman Returns the dark knight does use a ‘Batskiboat’ (a jet-ski, painted black, naturally) to track down the Penguin in Gotham’s sewers. One day you might live the dream of walking on water.
Batcycle: There have been a couple of motorbikes used in the Batman films. In Batman and Robin, which tops even Batman Forever for levels of rubbishness, Batgirl rides the Batblade, a heavy duty bike designed to work under serious weather conditions. Also, in The Dark Knight, the Batpod springs from the wreckage of the Tumbler to hunt down the Joker. It runs on the same tyres, and is armed with rockets and a grapple line.
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The Ultimate Superhero...
The DND Destroyer It’s (DN) D-Day. All that stands between total destruction and our salvation is one man... the ultimate superhero
Why settle for an overblown cartoon hero like Superman, or Aquaman (then the world would definitely be doomed!), when you can design your own superhero and make him exactly like you want him to be? We have used the Marvel Superhero Generator, which we found on the Marvel website. Hours were spent choosing the best and most powerful features for our ultimate superhero. We are finally proud to present the marvellous, the terrifying, DND Destroyer!
Backstory It was a dark and stormy night when evil mastermind Alan Frost was speeding down the highway, the police hot on his tail after his latest diamond heist had gone horribly wrong. In his haste, he drove into a freak lightning storm. A flash of bright light, a loud crash, and Alan saw no more. When he woke up, he found himself transformed. Now an abominable creature of strength, stealth and with a deformed, clawed hand, the DND Destroyer has to look upon the world anew, and decide whether to continue down his dark path, or use his powers for good. His true allegiance is still undetermined.
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Let’s face it, not all superheroes are cool. Batman might sing along to One Direction on the Bat-radio, but at least he gets the job done. There are those out there who, when they made it to the silver screen, sucked so much the film-makers deserve a swift slap. Here’s DND’s pick of the worst superhero interpretations to hit cinemas.
Who is the most useless hero as seen on screen?
“I don’t understand why I keep getting all these ‘horny little devil’ jokes.”
Weapons Clearly, the ultimate superhero needs the ultimate weapon! This sword was forged out of darkness, and it was intended to be the ultimate weapon of destruction. Our hero has managed to tame it with sheer force of will, but how long will he be able to keep the evil of his weapon at bay...?
Daredevil in Daredevil (2003)
“Just because I’m wearing earphones doesn’t mean I can’t hear you calling me monkey-boy” Beast in X-Men: First Class (2011)
Powers The Destroyer has the strength of 100 men. He is faster than lightning, and can jump so far and high, mere mortals might confuse it for flying. He hides in the shadows, from where he can observe the world with his super hearing and x-ray vision.
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Worst costume ever!
WIN!
Think you can create a superhero strong enough to beat the DND Destroyer? Create your own superhero (or villain) at Marvel.com, and then send in your creations to dndmag@gmail.com. We’ll select the three most bad-ass heroes, and the winners will get one year’s subscription to DND absolutely free!
Come on. The dude is fluffy, blue and dreams of being a scientist! Give us a break. He may be handy in a fight with those muscly (if not grossly fuzzy) arms, but what’s the point when he’d rather be wearing a lab coat and goggles, and pawing over test tubes?
Just look at that suit. Shiny red leather? Horns? When you look suspiciously like a gimp, your enemies just can’t take you seriously. He might have super- enhanced senses after he lost his sight, but when you count the Kingpin (a bad-ass gangster so powerful he controls New York) and Bullseye (the most lethal assassin in the world) as your nemeses, you simply have to dress a little more threateningly. But then... presumably he can’t see his costume. Awkward...
Worst super power!
Mr Fantastic in Fantastic four (2005)
If we’re being honest there is absolutely nothing fantastic about this elasticised guy. So, he can stretch his arm across the room to change channels and let the cat in from three rooms away– so what? He just isn’t fantastic when he’s stood beside his team member who can turn himself into a blazing fireball. And to make it even worse, this embarassment goes out with Sue Storm!
“FEAR ME EVIL DOER! Fear me as I stroke you with my stretchy, stretchy fingers!”
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DND PREVIEWSDND PREVIEWS: THE DARK KNIGHT RISES
This summer, the sun isn’t the only thing that will be rising This is going to be a massive summer for blockbuster movies. Get your popcorn ready because The Amazing Spider-Man and Avengers Assemble will both hit the screens, making it a tough call to decide which DND is most excited about. But the film that deserves the most hype has to be The Dark Knight Rises. Here’s what you need to know.
This will be Christopher Nolan’s third and final Batman movie, so he will be the first director to complete a trilogy of Batman films, and only the second to make a trilogy of superhero films (Sam Raimi got there first with the Spider-Man films).
Release date: 20 July 2012
In The Dark Knight Rises, Bane attacks Gotham City, but there’s no Batman to defend them after he was driven into hiding from the events of The Dark Knight. Nolan’s kept the plot details to himself, as he always does, but in one comic book story Bane actually breaks Batman’s back. Could we be saying good night to the Dark Knight?
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THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN Spider-Man fights crime and the anti-hyphen movement “It’s too soon for a reboot!” came the cries when this new Spider-Man film was announced, but DND is really looking forward to it – especially with Andrew Garfield in the lead role. The trailer shows this new film has some vital things that the last trilogy lacked – a darker edge, a likeable Peter Parker, and a cocky Spidey!
RELEASE DATE: 3 JULY 2012
With a tagline of “The untold story,” the filmmakers better be damn sure they live up to that and don’t simply rehash the traditional ‘nerd gets bitten by a radioactive spider’ plot. They’re going for more of a focus on Parker’s lost family, especially his father, who was a scientist working on some pretty crazy stuff before he disappeared. His partner, Dr Curt Connors (Rhys Ifans), is a role model to Peter, at least until he transforms himself into The Lizard. This film does seem to stick closer to the comics, including embracing Spider-Man’s other love interest, Gwen Stacy (Emma Stone). Expect this film to be the beginnings of at least a new trilogy – we’re hoping it can give Nolan’s Batman films a run for their money!
AVENGERS ASSEMBLE Marvel do a non-Nintendo Super Smash Bros
It’s the biggest superhero movie ever. Yes, that’s right – Avengers Assemble has been the film all Marvel fans have been waiting for for some years now. Anticipation couldn’t be any higher since the full trailer has been revealed, and with only a few weeks left before it arrives in the UK, DND is frankly a little too excited.
Will Tom Hardy be the Bane of Batman’s life?
When Loki (Tom Hiddleston) decides to make Earth and all its people his slaves, it’s up to S.H.I.E.L.D. and Nick Fury (Samuel L. Jackson) to bring together a team of heroes strong enough to fight Loki’s army. That means Iron Man (Robert Downey Jr.), Thor (Chris Hemsworth), Hulk (Mark Ruffalo), Black Widow (Scarlett Johansson), Hawkeye (Jeremy Renner) and Captain America (Chris Evans).
The story will also feature Catwoman, but with her famously treacherous nature we don’t know whose side she’ll be on. DND suspects she’ll start out as Batman’s enemy before falling for him, unless Nolan surprises us by messing with the classic stories.
This film carries on the dark and adult theme of Nolan’s Batman films. The character of Bane has appeared before (in Batman and Robin) but in that he was reduced to a grunting idiot working for Poison Ivy. In The Dark Knight Rises, Bane is based more on the comic character – he’s Batman’s match, in brains and brawn, and is as cold and clinical as they come. We also have the dark realism of the trilogy to thank for the lack of Robin – Christian Bale told Nolan that he would stop being Batman if Robin was introduced. Miaow! Feline sexy? Anne Hathaway as Catwoman? What a cat...ch
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Still, The Dark Knight Rises has to be one of the most anticipated movies of all time. Nolan’s last Batman film made over a BILLION dollars, and The Dark Knight Rises has much more money behind it (£160 million) to create something jaw dropping. Everybody involved has always insisted they would only make a third film if they could beat the second – if they do, they’ll have made the greatest superhero movie ever.
RELEASE DATE: 27 APRIL 2012
If that trailer wasn’t reason enough to be excited, we don’t know what is. Epic is the word, but in director Joss Whedon they have the perfect man to write funny, personal stories as well as the enormous fights (he made Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Dollhouse and Firefly, for any TV nerds out there). DND will be in the queue for this one. Go to page 32 to check out the movies which have led up to Avengers Assemble. It’ll totally be worth it.
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I was a part of a massive scene at the Gotham stadium, in which (spoiler alert!) Bane blows up the entire football field and kills all of the players. Then Bane emerges, threatens the stadium and holds a mad scientist hostage. Right on cue, me and the rest of the stadium audience cheered, screamed and then panicked as 60 explosions followed behind the Gotham City Rogue player as he went in for the touchdown. It was easily the coolest thing I have ever seen! The mounds of dirt and grass flew about 100 or more feet in to the air, and the entire stadium screamed in horror. I was right behind the goal post so there’s a high likelihood that you’ll be able to spot me in the crowd!
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I’m of course not able to reveal exactly what I saw and what happened on set, but it was surreal. I can say that I was in a scene with Bane in it, and I had to act like I was very afraid of him. We spent a lot of time running around and looking like we were about to die. Overall it was a lot of fun, even though they had to redo each take about twenty times. I got really used to running around and looking freaked out!
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DND has gone behind the scenes of this summer’s biggest superhero blockbuster experience, The Dark Knight Rises. Two of our inside men on the set, John Thrasher and Jimmy Bean, tell us about their experiences working as extras in some of the most crucial, top-secret and exciting scenes in the movie...
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Superman vs Spider - Man vs BATMAN Imagine the scenario: Batman, Spider-Man and Superman. Facing off. To the death. It’s a classic superhero stand-off. one will emerge victorious. But who? Let the battle commence
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BATTLE: ARCH-ENEMY
BATTLE: STRENGTH
Considering how easily the Green Goblin beat him, Spider-Man is a bit of a wet noodle compared to Batman and Superman, who both pack a seismic punch. Superman wins this round though, with the strength of 2,000 men behind him.
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If you want to measure a man’s strength, look at the strength of his enemies! Even Aquaman could beat a mere mortal like Lex Luthor, so that’s saying something about Superman right there. Spider-Man does have some pretty hardcore enemies like Venom, but the villain we’d least like to face has to be the Joker.
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BATTLE: WEAKNESSES
All heroes have a fatal flaw. Superman obviously has the Kryptonite, which is very inconvenient as anyone and their gran could beat him if they carried some of that around. We have to give the edge to Batman this time, as his hardened emotions mean that he doesn’t have to stop and make boring moral decisions like Spider-Man does.
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BATTLE: SMARTS
To beat your enemies you have to be able to outsmart them. It’s lucky for Superman that he has his brute force, because his wits aren’t always as superhuman. Peter Parker is pretty smart, but he does tend to fall into his enemies’ traps a lot, so we have to hand it to Batman! What he lacks in superhuman abilities he makes up for with pure strength of mind and will.
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BATTLE: SWEETEST RIDE
Sure, Superman can fly and Spider-Man can swing around, but Batman has the Batmobile. Do we need to say more? Need proof? Check out our Anatomy of a Batmobile article on page 20.
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BATTLE: SUPERHUMAN SKILLS
One of the things that usually makes Batman so badass is that he doesn’t rely on any cheap tricks, but it does give him a disadvantage in this showdown. Spider-Man can shoot webs which is cool and all, but Superman can FLY. Enough said.
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BATTLE: STYLE
Sorry Superman, but no matter how strong and brave you are, no one’s gonna take you seriously unless you learn how to put on underwear (spoiler alert: it goes underneath your trousers). Spider-Man is pretty hard with his identity completely hidden, but come on. Could anyone but Batman win this round with his dark cape and menacing mask?
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But you know what? There is a superhero who could beat all of these superheroes combined! Turn to page 22 and prepare yourself for... the DND Destroyer! The Superheroes Issue - DND
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GIRL ON GIRL They’re smokin’ hot, they’re lethal and they’re scantily clad. DND presents our top 5 female superheroes
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How much arse could a kick-arse kick, if a kick-arse could kick arse?
1: Catwoman, Batman
This kitty can kick some ass and has a bad attitude. In other words, she’s our purrfect woman! It doesn’t hurt that she’s smoking hot too. Watchmen was awesome, and not only because of its no-bullshit heroes and villains, but also because of Silk Spectre and her PVC outfit. The Iron Man movie brought the Black Widow into our lives, and The Avengers is bringing her back! Scarlett Johansson will once again play Natasha Romanoff, the sexy assassin who may or may not be a villain. We like our women ambiguously evil.
4: Invisible Girl, Fantastic Four
5: Mystique, X-Men: First Class
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ScarJo has got Mojo
I wish I was on the other page... DND: What do you do? Tom: I’m what’s know as a video operator. I deal with on set playback so I work closely with the director so he can see what the camera has been filming when we’re on set. The director needs to make sure that everything looks good on screen so I have to record the day’s footage and let him see where things are going well, or not so well.
DND: Who’s been the hardest director to work with? Tom: Probably Chris Nolan, but I actually had a very good relationship with him and we got on really well. He’s definitely the most talented director that I’ve ever worked with but he can be very difficult at times. I saw him throw a sandwhich at an actor once, it was so funny. The guy had mayonnaise all down his face. I’m not going to tell you who the actor was but he wasn’t just an extra.
Can’t admit to your mates that you sat through the atrocity that was Fantastic Four? Us neither, but we can’t deny that Jessica Alba made it worth our while. Too bad she’s mostly invisible.
Smurfette ain’t got nothing on her!
Name: Jon McGuiness Job: Video operator (video assistant) Films worked on: The Dark Knight, Quantum of Solace, Clash of the Titans
Chris Nolan (left) looks more concerned with playing Angry Birds than directing The Dark Knight Rises.
DND: What big films have you done? Well I worked on The Dark Knight, which was one of the most amazing film sets I’ve ever seen. They built a lot of Gotham City inside Warner Brothers studio in a huge hanger so you could walk around in the underpass where they shot a lot of the tumbler scenes. I also worked on Quantum of Solace and spent three months in South America, and got to spend six weeks in Malta working on Game of Thrones for HBO.
3: Black Widow, Iron Man
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Do I get to work with girls like that?
DND: Who have you worked with? I’ve worked with Christopher Nolan, Louis Leterrier, Mark Forster, Clint Eastwood and Tim van Patton who did a lot of The Sopranos.
2: Silk Spectre, Watchmen
A blue woman? That would be so Avatar if it wasn’t Jennifer Lawrence playing her, which makes Mystique hot as hell! Plus, she can transform into anything – what’s not to like?
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When Tom Elgar started out making tea for a camera rental company, he had no idea he’d end up mates with Chris Nolan, flying first class all over the world
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DND: I bet you’ve seen some pretty funny stuff on set? Tom: When we were working on a fight scene in Quantum of Solace, Daniel Craig had the top of one of his fingers sliced off and the whole crew were on their hands and knees looking for the missing piece. We were already behind schedule when Mathieu Amelric smashes Bond’s hand with a glass door. The glass was supposed to be safe but it took the top of Daniel Craig’s finger right off. We had to stop shooting while he had it stitched back on. DND: So I bet you know how the new Dark Knight movie ends? Tom: Of course. But I had to sign an agreement with Warner Brothers promising not to tell anyone about it. That’s pretty common when you’re working on a big film and I’d probably never work again if I spoiled the ending.
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DND ASSEMBLES THE AVENGERS
With Avengers Assemble hitting cinema screens this summer, DND explores the superheroes and their films
Played by: Mark Ruffalo
Also seen in: Hulk (2003), The Incredible Hulk (2008)
The lowdown: This angry green giant is the result of Dr Bruce Banner’s experiments with radiation. Hulk gets brought into the Avengers because he’s the most powerful weapon in the world – who wouldn’t want him on their side? Mark Ruffalo, who plays Bruce Banner this time around, is the third actor to play the part in ten years. The 2003 film Hulk isn’t worth watching – it’s long and the effects are dodgy. Much better is 2008 effort The Incredible Hulk – it’s funnier and has better action scenes. The Hulk still looks like a videogame character though, and for The Avengers they’re using motion capture to try and make him feel more realistic. DND hopes they get it right
Played by: Robert Downey Jr.
Also seen in: Iron Man (2008), Iron Man 2 (2010)
The lowdown: Iron Man is actually billionaire Tony Stark inside the most advanced suit of armour imaginable. He’s troubled, a womaniser, and quite frankly a bit of a bastard – which is part of the reason why DND loves him! His attitude means that Nick Fury didn’t want him in the Avengers, but when they find themselves seriously outgunned they turn to Iron Man for his firepower. Iron Man and its sequel are both terrific adventures that are up there with the best superhero movies. They feel as realistic as a Marvel film can while also having gripping action scenes with a sense of humour. The character should provide most of the laughs in The Avengers – look out for his arguments with Captain America especially! After two brilliant films, Iron Man 3 is in the works and due to come out in 2013
Memorable moment: “DND’t make me angry... you won’t like me when I’m angry...” Invented fact: Doesn’t have a Twitter account, but frequently uses Tumblr
Memorable moment: When Tony first attempts to fly his new suit, with embarrassing results
Invented fact: Tony’s shirts never have any creases, but that’s because he still lives with his parents
THOR
BLACK WIDOW
Played by: Chris Hemsworth Also seen in: Thor (2011)
Played by: Scarlett Johansson
The lowdown: Black Widow, or Natasha Romanoff, is played by Scarlett Johansson in a figure-hugging black catsuit. She had a big role in Iron Man 2, kicking serious ass as well as distracting Tony Stark. The guys in charge of Marvel movies have been hinting at solo movies for Black Widow for a long time. There’s a good chance ScarJo won’t get a whole lot of screen time in The Avengers, but DND is sure she’ll be very memorable, even if it’s hard enough remembering how to spell that surname. Maybe you should write it on the back of your hand? Do you have a pen? Go get one right now. By the time you come back, she’ll have her own film, or will have a bigger role in The Avengers 2: More Avenged Than Ever Before Memorable moment: When she looks at the camera and you know she’s looking at you
Invented fact: She keeps fit by having 28 hours of beauty sleep every day, and doesn’t set an alarm clock on the weekends
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HULK
IRON MAN
Also seen in: Iron Man 2 (2010)
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The lowdown: He was a guy who couldn’t get into the army during World War II because he was too small. However, he volunteered for a secret experiment known as the ‘Super Soldier Serum’. And so Captain America was born! In the 2011 film (The First Avenger) it is entertaining to see how he becomes the super soldier, but even then he isn’t used in war. Warning: the film’s bad guy, Red Skull, is as scary as wallpaper
The lowdown: He isn’t a superhero. He is, in fact, a god. An actual Viking god. As Norse God of Thunder, the reason Thor joins the Avengers is being kept quiet by the film-makers, but we suspect it could have something to do with his brother Loki being the main bad guy. The movie that introduced Thor came out in 2011, and is definitely worth watching. It’s the perfect blend of over-the-top characters, crazy action and some very funny lines around how a god reacts to stuff on Earth. As well as introducing Thor, it also features Loki, who is a great villain and more interesting than other bad guys. (We’re looking at you, Red Skull.) A sequel to Thor is being written, and it’s supposed to involve some of the other Nine Worlds, so be excited
Invented fact: He plays basketball with Justin Bieber every time there’s a full moon
Invented fact: His parents wanted to call him Saw, but they both have a lisp
CAPTAIN AMERICA Played by: Chris Evans
Also seen in: Captain America (2011)
Memorable moment: When Captain America first heads into battle against the orders of the army, all of which he does so that he can save his comrades
Memorable moment: Thor walks into a pet shop and demands a horse, only to be told that they do dogs, cats and birds. “Then give me one of those large enough to ride!”
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Rock Heroes
GAGA EARNS $30m A YEAR FROM TWITTER Freaky US pop sensation, Lady Gaga, earns $30 million (£18.9million) a year through her Twitter account according to American newspaper the Wall Street Journal. The ‘Born This Way’ singer has over 20 million followers, beating Justin Bieber and Rihanna, and earned a whopping $90 million last year with a third of that apparently coming from the social media site. Jon Bonini, a money expert from the States, puts her Twitter achievements down to Gaga’s relationship with her followers. According to Bonini, Gaga “really engages [her followers] and retweets stuff they say as if she was one of them”.
TOP 5 TWEETERS Who’s got the biggest flock?
1 2 3 4 5
Lady Gaga - 21.1m Justin Bieber - 18.6m Katy Perry - 16.3m Rihanna - 15.1m Shakira - 15m
A R C T IC M O N K E YS WO R K IN G ON NEW M AT E R IA L
NOT BORN THAT WAY Gaga’s Twitter profile seems to be paying off now but things weren’t always so great for 26-year-old star. Back in 2009, after a live video showed an unidentified object under the singers skirt, Twitter went ballistic with rumours that the singer was actually a man.
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So what if you can fly faster than a speeding bullet, or fire web out of your wrists?! Can you play the guitar behind your head like Jimi Hendrix or smash drums like Dave Grohl?
1. Dave Grohl (Foo Fighters)
Most rock heroes would consider themselves lucky to be in ONE massive band, but Dave Grohl has managed to have number one hits with two of rock’s most famous groups. Big DG has been in a few bands over the years, but was most famous for his time playing drums with Seattle grunge band Nirvana, before forming and fronting the Foo Fighters. As part of Nirvana, Dave played drums and co-wrote the odd tune, but when
Kurt Cobain killed himself in 1994 they disbanded. Not content with just playing drums anymore, Dave decided to do absolutely everything on the Foos’ first album. Having played pretty much every note and singing every vocal on their self-titled first album, he recorded the whole thing in just five days. The rest, as they say, is history.
2. Anthony Keidis
LIVE MUSIC NEWS! Nicki Minaj has announced a UK tour starting in London this June. The ‘Young Money’ singer puts on a pretty crazy stage show so, if you want a closer look at the pop princess, head to livenation.co.uk. If you’d rather be moshing in the mud, then Download has got a pretty heavy line up. The Prodigy, Metallica and Black Sabbath are the headliners with Chase and Status and Biffy Clyro also playing. Comedy rockers Tenacious D, aka comedian Jack Black and guitarist Kyle Gass, are bringing their weirdly hilarious musical storytelling to the UK this summer. You can bag a ticket at ticketmaster.co.uk
(Red Hot Chili Peppers) The Chili Pepper’s front man met bassist Flea in Hollywood back in the 70s where the pair became good friends. Their favourite hobby was jumping into swimming pools from buildings, until Anthony missed a pool by a few inches and broke his back. Oops!
READING HEADLINERS CONFIRMED
Foo Fighers have been confirmed to headline this summer’s Reading and Leeds festivals with 80s rockers The Cure and Leicester fourpiece Kasabian. The UK’s biggest rock festival has a history of staging some massive bands and this year’s no different with Paramore, The Vaccines, Florence and the Machine and the Kaiser Chiefs also on the bill. Tickets on sale now.
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Plug in Go to reading.foofighters.com where the band are streaming classic videos of their 1995 Reading festival set. The live stream has sparked rumours that the band are set to headline this year’s festival, so keep an eye on jomec.co.uk/dnd for all the latest updates.
3. Kurt Cobain (Nirvana) The Nirvana front man is definitely one of Rock’s ultimate heroes. His best known song is said to have been named after a deodorant he used to wear, Teen Spirit. Not quite so glamourous then?
4. Jimi Hendrix Jimi Hendrix is well known for his crazy guitar solos, which he sometimes played behind his head. His mad skills on the strings might have been inherited from his father who had six fingers on each hand.
5. Axl Rose
(Guns and Roses) Despite now being a rock legend, Axl Rose wasn’t always so cool. When he was young he used to sing in the choir and would sometimes be made to go to church eight times a week.
Top 3 Total
pop zeros
For every rock hero, there’s a pop zero. These guys have been ruining radio since they were old enough to make a sound
1. Jedward
These two idiots are so annoying you’ll think you’re seeing double. Jedward might seem like some horrific science experiment gone wrong but amazingly some people are buying their music.
2. Justin Bieber
Justin Bieber is the most Googled person on the planet and apparently only half of those people are doing it so they can laugh at his stupid face.
3. Cher Lloyd
Despite being one of the most annoying songs ever recorded, Swagger Jagger managed to make it to number one in the UK last year. How many copies did Cher’s mum buy? The Superheroes Issue - DND
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Songs to listen to before you... Need a soundtrack for your own superhero story? If anything could power up those anti-gravity boots we secretly wish we had, it’d be these 10 kick-ass tunes inspired by our favourite superheroes and films. Feel the power
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The story begins as your alarm clock rings. Still just a regular guy going about his regular life, no idea about the ways his world is about to be changed forever. Still, you wonder why you feel like something is very wrong today.
2) Hearts on Fire - Hammerfall
BOOM! You run outside as you feel the big explosion rock the house and join the crowd of horrified people looking up at the sky. It is black, and a single voice pierces the silence: high pitched laughter fills your head, and you are flooded by memories. A power awakes in you as you realise that you are inexplicably connected to this evil force.
3) Hang On - Seether
It’s montage time! This is the part where you go into hardcore training for the epic battle with your arch nemesis. You jump across the rooftops, tear apart your punching bag and do a series of high kicks. You’re totally ready.
6) Eye of the Tiger - Survivor
This is the song that’s playing while you do your trademark slow-mo stride down the city street. Watch out, world, your powers have awakened, and you are bringing the fight directly to the heart of evil.
7) Heaven’s On Fire - Kiss
You wander the streets aimlessly, now knowing your whole life has been a lie. You are tied to the creature of darkness, and there is nothing to do but prepare yourself for the battle to come.
It’s time to kick some villain ass, and this is what plays when you bust out your best karate moves. The epic battle for the fate of the world begins as you see the bane of your existence tooming over you. But you will emerge victorious?
You weren’t ready in time. The rain pours down as you stand alone, looking up at the destruction you were unable to prevent, knowing it is your fault that people have died. But you know you have to keep going, or the whole world will be doomed. Only you can conquer the villain.
Your deed is done. You saved the world, and the thankless mortals go about their day, never knowing how close they came to total annihilation. But such is the hero’s curse. You turn and walk away, cape billowing in the wind.
4) Vindicated - Dashboard Confessional
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These are perhaps the three most cringe-worthy superhero songs out there, so if you need a good laugh, look them up on YouTube
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I Need a Hero -Pat Benetar
The 80s hair looks like something out of a bad zombie movie, and we think poor Pat Benetar may have to wait a long time for any hero with self respect to jump to her rescue! The song does make a bit of a comeback though in our favourite guilty pleasure film, Shrek.
Hero - Chad Kroeger
Epic cheese alert. No wonder this was the main song in Spider-Man. Cue Kroeger’s gruff voice.
I Believe I Can Fly R. Kelly
And we believe that he should just take his lame song and fly as far away as possible.
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NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA THEME TUNE Superhero movies wouldn’t be the same without an epic tune to accompany them. Here’s DND’s pick of the songs our favourite heroes wouldn’t have been the same without
5 The Incredible Hulk (2008)
Main theme by Craig Armstrong
It’s powerful, it’s tense - it might actually be a little scary. The music for this movie definitely implies an ‘incredible’ Hulk. The song has come a long way from the 60s cartoon theme tune and, in fact, is now all a blockbuster could ever wish for. Nice work, Armstrong. LISTEN
5) What We’re All About - Sum 41
1) Learn to Fly - Foo Fighters
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4 Captain America: The First Avenger (2011) Theme song by Rolf Meyer
Nice military theme there, Rolf. The music mimics the movie well- you know there’s action and a battle against evil. Not only that but the theme song keeps Captain America looking cool, despite the fact he spends the majority of his time essentially flinging a shield at people. LISTEN
3 Spider-Man (2002)
8) All Along the Watchtower - Jimi Hendrix
Theme song by Chad Kroeger
Now, Chad’s quite an old boy but his song at the end of the SpiderMan movie will always be memorable, whether you love or hate Nickelback. You couldn’t pick a better song for a superhero movie than one entitled ‘Hero’ with loads of big fat drum clashes. Pretty epic.
9) The Times They Are A-Changin’ - Bob Dylan
We pay tribute to Watchmen with this classic Dylan tune, reflecting on how the world will never be the same after everything you’ve done. If you are planning a sequel to your epic exploits, this can serve as a teaser for what is to come.
10) Light Up the Sky - Yellowcard The credits roll, and the high-tempo song remind us of your awesome exploits, and transformation from zero to hero. Your adventure is just beginning.
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2 Iron Man 2 (2008)
‘Back in Black’ by ACDC
It may be an oldie but it still packs a punch, especially in the Iron Man movie. This superhero is a pretty epic guy so this theme song is rather fitting. While this Iron hero has always been cool, adding ACDC to the mix guarantees yourself a kick-ass film. LISTEN
1Batman: The Dark Knight (2008)
Main theme by Hans Zimmer
This guy is a legend. Hans Zimmer is one of the most famous, and in our opinion, talented conductors of all time. Zimmer has a lot of cool films under his belt (think Batman and Pirates of the Caribbean) and The Dark Knight showcased his talents yet again. We wouldn’t say no to having this theme song sound the destruction of our enemies. LISTEN
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Put your powers to the test in our
UPERHERO QUIZ
Ever fancied yourself as the next Clark Kent? Well before you start ordering your tights and cape, why not try our Superhero Quiz and see if you make the grade 1. When you leave school do you want to: A. Protect the world from evil while trying to lead a normal existence B. Work at a local paper C. Work at McDonalds and live in your parents’ basement
4. When getting dressed on Monday
morning, did you put your pants on: A. Last B. First C. Not at all. I couldn’t find any clean ones so I’m going commando
You’ve got an important mission coming up and you’ve got time to listen to one last song before you leave. Is it: A. Hero by Chad Kroeger B. Hero by Nas ft. Keri Hilson C. Hero by Enrique Iglesias
8. You’ve got a day off school so you’ve got
2. The three most important people in
time to kill. Do you:
your life are:
5. An elderly lady carrying her shopping
A. Your loyal sidekick, the town Mayor and innocent civilians B: Christian Bale, Andrew Garfield and Henry Cavill C: Your mum, your nan and the school nurse
home suddenly falls over. Do you:
A. Pick up the granny and her shopping and and fly them all safely home B. Try not to laugh while you help the old girl get her stuff together C. Avoid the potential tripping hazard by crossing over and heading home
3. Which of the following do you
A. Chat to the chief of police and pit your whits against your super evil adversaries B. Play Arkham Asylum and watch the Dark Knight C. Download old episodes of Glee and practice the dance routines.
9. You get home after the supervillain
encounter but no one’s there. Do you:
have most in common with? A. Batman B. Spider-man C. Rastamouse
7.
6. On your way home you are confronted by a suspected supervillain. Do you:
A. Engage in fierce combat with no regard for your own personal safety B. Keep him talking while your sidekick calls the DA’s office C. Avoid eye contact and try not to shit yourself
A. Swing through the upstairs window on a rope B. Wait for someone else to get home C. Try and find a way in and get stuck trying to squeeze through the cat-flap, needing the fire brigade to remove you
10.Later that evening you decide to head into town. Do you:
A. Wear a cape and a mask B. Wear a coat and a hat C. Wear a skirt and high heels
Mostly A:
Superman
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Mostly B:
Superbad
With a lot of work you could probably sneak into an X-Men movie. Retake.
Mostly C:
Superted
There are stuffed bears with more power. Fail.
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