Poul?

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Dirty Fork – Poul?

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Fersken & Havehat Eating Potato Aubergine Poul? EDM

Well. What is electronic dance music really? Is it necessary at all? Why do we dance? It's always pointless and annoying. We look stupid. No one gets anything from seeing another person move rythmically 2 electronic beats made by some bloke in a leotard. So whats the Fork? Am I the same as the other guys? No? Yes? I don't know. Im here to get some sense. Some fun. Some adventure and some other stufff backinto techno musix. Yes I know. TIS NOT FUN! YOUSAYZ. Well i know. Itsnot. Its absurd, disgusting and dirty. As the Fork is now. Nau nwaaau. But here is selections of what I have called to chose ”FORKCORE” wich is grandiose new gerne. Genre. Jangre. It's dancemysic but much more. I like veggies. I like my friend Poul. I hate EDM. I would like to ddedicates the album EP lp whatever to my friend Poul? Who I hate And love And hate And EDM


I hate EDM I love popmusci Stop it! You are scaring! Me 1 1 1 2 2 3 33 Eat the goddamn potatoes you villainfiend Ferksen og Havehat: Its intrumentaaaaal ;) Hahahahahaha ROFLKOPTER! Eating Potatoe I said: EAT IT! Aubergine: GUILLIOTINEW Poul? POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUL= WHERE ARE YOUZZ? EDM Strange noises coming from the guy upstairs Makes my cat hiss and raise the arm on my hairs I hear is compressed white noise A white girl singing about black boys Is this what the young people listen to today? Is this what the club plays to make me go away? A stupid synth line going on and on And everything they play is the same song Electronic dance music Everyone can count to four Electronic dance music Everyone can smash the floor Electronic dance music Everybody get on the ground Electronic dance music What a horrible sound Strange noises coming from the radio 80's keys and 90's dance-blows Helium voices from the tween-troops


Twerking in stockings and fake-boobs I am falling through the floor in agony It sounds like a robot's lobotomy I'd rather listen to the sound of a dying fish I'd rather listen to the sound of a fork on a dish Electronic dance music... ROFLMAO! I GOTCHAT!!!! YOU HVAE LISTEN TO LYRIXZ YOURSELX: LOLOMATIQUE! DSJKSDJLKSDLSKJDLKSJDSLKJSDLKJSLKDJSLKJDLKSJDLKSJDLKSJDLKSJD

Here is a pictures of Rhinocerous I found on internetz I likek rthiocerous. Theyre fun. Lookat horn. Very big Big like no other hporn on animal. It s verrrrrrrrry butiful! Indeed


I think im a lil drunk.. Wanna see a picture of guy i found?

This is guy, When I grpw older i want same beard as guy. Oh and tie Look at him. Hes marveluz. I lovehim. As friend not as gayboygreidn unut dat ai mind gayz. They like me.


Oh. I like gørls. Dont believe. C here picture of gørl.

THIS IS VERY VFAMOUS DANISH RADIO HOST MACHA VANG! I LIKE her cus she means alot to lotz of dansih mæn and women. Shes valmerlos Åht for hevlede jeg er halt for stiv til at skrive engleks. Jeg er The Fork og jeg er færdig un,. Kan i have god dag og godt nytår. Tka fordi i lsæte m.d


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