Bay news December 1 - 14, 2017

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Volume 28

Issue 38

YOUR COMMUNITY IN YOUR HANDS

December 1 - 14, 2016

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And they’re OFF! Hundreds of athletes of all ages took part in the recent Morro Bay Triathlon. Race results and more photos on Page 47. Photo by Neil Farrell

Statue Dedication Dec. 3 Page 3

Dinner And A Movie Page 44

Demolition Dust-up Dec. 6

Exciting Changes For The Tolosa Press

By Neil Farrell

By Neil Farrell

ec. 6 is the anticipated showdown between Fresno-area developers and a spunky group of Morro Bay residents over plans to demolish a former Navy jet fuel tank farm in North Morro Bay. That’s when the City Planning Commission is expected to again hear the application to demolish three steel tanks — two 5.5 million gallon fuel tanks and one 110,000-gallon firewater tank — from the approximately 10-acre property at 3300 Panorama Dr., in North Morro Bay. The former, “Estero Bay Defense Fuel Support Point,” facility was built by the Navy in the early 1960s, according to a background report from the City. It includes a 16-inch diameter underground loading line that stretches from the tank farm near the top of the hill down to the beach. Previously, there was also an underground loading line that stretched a half-mile offshore.

xciting changes are happening to help bring “Your Hometown Community Newspapers” further into the 21st Century. Tolosa Press Publisher, Bret Colhouer, is excited, as he and his partners — Dave Diaz and wife, Lani — make a bold move to change up their business model. Colhouer explained that what has for the past couple of years been three companies — Tolosa Press, Simply Clear Marketing, and 805 Loyal — under one roof, are being merged into one — Simply Clear Marketing & Media. Tolosa Press, which publishes three, bi-weekly newspapers — The Coast News, The SLO City News and The Bay News — and four magazines — Reveal, 101 Ways to Play, Inspired Health, and Living Lavishly — will no longer exist as an independent entity.

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Sculpture Dedication Dec. 3 ....................................3

Good to be King ........................ 13

Bret Colhouer publisher bret@simplyclearmarketing.com

Faulty Equipment Caused Outage ..........................4

Now and Then ............................ 14

Neil Farrell managing editor The Bay News neil@simplyclearmarketing.com

Christmas Parade Fundraiser ...................................5

Theresa-Marie Wilson managing editor The Coast News t@simplyclearmarketing.com Camas Frank section editor SLO City News frank@simplyclearmarketing.com

Vote Count Goes On ...............................................4 Lighted Boat Parade ................................................5

Good Dogma ............................. 15 Modern Senior ........................... 16

Police Blotter.........................................................6-7

Community Calendar ............18-19

Veterans Day Memorial............................................8

Home & Garden ....................20-21

Thanksgiving Feast ..................................................8

Financial Advice ......................... 22

Caroling Cops ..........................................................9

Family Matters ........................... 35

Crafts Sale at St. Tim’s .............................................9 Blue Light Project Supports Police ..........................9

Health & Wellness ...................... 36

Michael Elliott sports reporter sports@simplyclearmarketing.com

Big School Projects Approved ...............................10

Sports Shorts.............................. 37

Paddling to End Polio ............................................11

Surf’s Up ..................................... 38

Mark Diaz business reporter mark@simplyclearmarketing.com

Letters to the Editor ..............................................12

Framed ....................................... 39

Tobacco Sting Nabs 11 ..........................................12

Entertainment .......................40-43

Michelle Johnson art director

Burn Ban Lifted ......................................................12

Christy Serpa editorial design

Morro Bay Street Fair ............................................48

Stephanie Hansen administrative assistant

MB Triathlon Results ..............................................47

Dinner and a Movie .................... 44

It’s Christmas Time in Los Osos .............................49

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Nightwriters ...........................................................28

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t’s been nearly a decade in the making but at 2 p.m. Saturday, Dec. 3 the Central Coast Women for Fisheries will officially unveil its public sculpture, “Those Who Wait.� And it’s not a moment too soon for the public, which has been waiting for this since the three bronze sculptures — a mom, little girl, and boy — were installed on April 29 on a large concrete pedestal overlooking the harbor mouth near Target Rock. But already the sculpture has been vandalized. When it was first erected, the piece was covered by a large tarp, which got whipped and torn by strong winds, and bent the fishing pole of the piece’s sculpture of a young boy. And sometime over the past several weeks, some vandal broke the pole off. Created by sculptress, Elizabeth MacQueen, the 3-piece artwork is meant to honor the families of commercial fishermen waiting at home, while they venture out to sea. Photo by Neil Farrell

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acific Gas & Electric said a faulty transformer was the cause of a massive blackout that happened about 9 p.m. Saturday, Nov. 19 and left a large section of Morro Bay in the dark for hours. According to Mark Mesesan, PG&E’s new spokesman in SLO County, shortly before 9 p.m. on the 19th, PG&E crews responded to “an overhead equipment issue” in the 1100 block of Main St. Mesesan said, “Safety is PG&E’s top priority, both for the community and our workers, and our workers were able to perform maintenance, which restored service to more than 1,100 of our customers within 2 hours. Service was restored to the remaining 200 customers by about 6 a.m. on Sunday.”

For a time, the red warning lights on the Morro Bay Power Plant stacks were also out, but soon came back on. Those lights are a Federal Aviation Administration requirement and serve as a warning to aircraft that might be flying over the city. Nothing happened as a result of the outage. Much of the south end of Morro Bay went dark but North Morro Bay was not effected. Oddly enough power didn’t go out in some areas — in particular the 1000 block of Main — relatively close to where the transformer blew, as those customers are apparently served by a different line than the one that was effected by the equipment issue.

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s the official vote count for the November Election winds up, the County Clerk-Recorder’s Office has put out results as of Nov. 23, with the County still needing to count several thousand ballots. And in a rare occurrence, two races had their Election Night results wiped out, as candidates rallied with the ongoing vote count and those who thought they had won were disappointed. There were no changes in the order of finish for Morro Bay’s Mayoral and City Council races, as incumbent Mayor Jamie Irons won his third term with 2,317 votes, good for 41.28%, over challenger and political newcomer, Tina Metzger in second with 2,110 (37.59%), and former Councilwoman, Betty Winholtz, third with 1,158 votes (20.63%) Marlys McPherson (2,779, 32.15%) and Robert Davis, (2,617, 30.28%) have held on to their Election Night leads, as Richard Sadowski has 1,947 votes (22.53%), and Laura Cogan, who pulled out of the race weeks before the vote, got 1,194 votes (13.81%). And there were also 106 write-in votes that went to waste because there were no official write-in candidates eligible for the ballot. Los Osos CSD winners haven’t change, either. Marshall Ochylski leads for a third term, and Vicky Milledge her first term, with 4,040 (33.67%), and 2,844 and (23.7%) respectively. Third was Steve Best, Julie Tacker was fourth and Tim Staggers fifth. Coast Unified School District top three were: Tiffany Silva, Dennis Rightmer, Samuel Shalhoub, each winning 4-year terms. Lee McFarland won the race for a 2-year term. In the Cayucos Elementary School District race, Val Wright and Susan Brownell held on to their Election Night leads. Port San Luis Harbor District Board winners were: Jim Blecha, 29,744 votes (31.41%); Bob Vessely, 23,032 (24.32%); and Bill Barrow, 21,837 votes (23.06%).

In the San Simeon CSD race, Alan Fields, Mary McGuire and Daniel Williams were winners, with 76 (31.28%), 59 (24.28%, and 56 (23.05%) votes respectively. Fourth place Leroy Price, finished with 51 votes (20.99%). Steve Beightler and Cheryl Conway won seats on the Cayucos Fire District, with Chris Pope coming in third with 546 votes (24.06%). Again some 171 worthless write-in votes were cast, enough to make a difference in the race. In the race for Dist. 1 County Supervisor, John Peschong beat Steven Martin 56%-44%. And Dist. 3 Supervisor Adam Hill defeated challenger Dan Carpenter 56%-44% And in a stunner, Heidi Harmon, rose off the canvas with an 8-count and KO’d incumbent Mayor Jan Marx, turning around the totals from Election Night. Harmon overtook Marx with 10,500 votes to 10,453 or 49.77% to 49.54% with 145 write-in votes being wasted. No one was qualified before the election as a write-in candidate; therefore those votes are counted as if they’d been left blank. The SLO City Council will have newcomers, Andrea Pease with 9,454 votes, 26.63% and Aaron Gomez with 8,478 votes, 23.88% The other case of an Election Night switcheroo was in the race for three seats on the Cambria CSD board. First place was Amanda Rice with 1,653 votes (18.78%); second was Greg Sanders with 1,554 (17.66%); and Harry Farmer leads for the third seat with 1,437 (16.33%). Gail Robinette had been leading Farmer for that third seat on the board after Election Night tallies, with 1,154 votes to 1,101, or 16.19% to 15.99%. But as the votes continued to be counted, Farmer rallied and now leads her by a nose, 1,437-1,404, some 33 votes. And in another closely watched race, Measure J, a one-half-percent sales tax hike, remains just below the twothirds voter approval threshold to gain passage. continued, page 5


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continued, from page 4 It needs 66.67% approval and has 65.99%. Some 82,050 voters said, “Yes� and 42,336 said “No,� as the measure fell about 55 votes shy of winning approval with more votes to be counted. Under State law, tax hikes or bond issues with specific purposes — as in road maintenance with M-J — they must receive two-thirds approval, except in the case of school construction bonds, which need 55%. General tax hikes, with no specific earmark for the monies raised, need a simple majority to be approved. M-J was to be used to augment state and federal road improvement monies, with about half the estimated $25 million a year in revenues being returned to the cities for local street maintenance. Much of the remaining monies were to be used as matching funds for State and Federal grants on more regional road improvements, in particular along the Hwy 101 corridor. While the County overall didn’t vote for the M-J tax hike, localized voters easily approve all of the school construction bond measures on the ballot. Bonds were approved in the San Miguel (62.04%), Lucia Mar in South County (65.1%), Shandon (73.9%), and Paso Robles (56.79%) school districts. None of the school bonds measures failed to win approval.

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he 29th Annual Los Osos Christmas Parade is set for 10 a.m. Saturday, Dec. 10 on Los Osos Valley Road from Fairchild Way to the community park at Palisades Avenue. This year’s theme is “Super Hero Christmas� and entrants are encouraged to decorate and costume their employees, cars, floats or whatever else they’ll be showcasing to express their best creative ideas of a super hero Christmas. Local service clubs, families, businesses, and other organizations can sign up through Monday, Dec. 5. Entry fee is $25 and applications are available online at: http://lobpchamber.org/ events/2016-christmas-parade. Call the Chamber office at 528-4884 or email to: info@lobpchamber.org for more information or for a hard copy of the entry form. Sponsorships still available for $100 and you’ll get your logo on all promotional material and the judging stage banner.

Awards will be for Best of Theme, Best Musical entry, Best Entry on Foot, Best Entry on Wheels, Best Animals Entry and Judges’ Favorite. The Bay Osos Kiwanis Club will have a pre-parade pancake breakfast at the Bear Valley Garage on LOVR. Following the parade the 11th Annual Needs ‘n Wishes Fundraiser sale benefitting the Maxine Lewis Memorial Homeless Shelter will be held at the South Bay Community Center from 10 a.m. to 7 p.m. Visit with Santa, shop at Santa’s toy and gift store and help raise money to support the less fortunate folks in our communities. They’ll have a silent auction, holiday raffle, free cookies and refreshments, a bake sale and live entertainment all day. Bring your spare change to help fill their 5-gallon donation jug. Free admission and they take cash, check or credit card for purchases. Sponsored by People Helping People of Los Osos, and benefitting The Maxine Lewis homeless shelter in SLO, Transitional Food and Shelter, and The SLO Noor Center, (a free health clinic for the uninsured). There’ll be lots of fun all day. For more information call 528-5800.

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he Annual Morro Bay Lighted Boat Parade is set for Saturday, Dec. 10, after sea conditions on the normal date were deemed unsafe. Normally, the holiday parade is held the first Saturday in December, which would be Dec. 3 this year. But organizers looked at the tide chart and had second thoughts. “An extremely low tide is predicted for Dec. 3,� said Don Doubledee, one of the Rotary Club’s organizers. “This is a potentially hazardous situation. So the Lighted Boat Parade will be moved to Dec. 10 this year.� As the boats do parade around after dark, in water black as ink, it was decided the risk of someone running aground was too great. Extremely low tides can uncover sand bars and shoals that normally might not be a navigation hazard.

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Arroyo Grande: • Nov. 27: Various items were stolen out of an unlocked vehicle on Avenida de Diamante. • Nov. 25: Some shifty character was placed under a private person’s arrest for trespassing when he returned to Walmart after he had previously been arrested for theft. He had not been granted permission to return and the steady customer was caught allegedly returning merchandise that he hadn’t paid for. • Nov. 25: A man attempting to rob a discount cigarettes store in the Grover Beach barricaded himself inside, and was holding a knife to his own throat. He was eventually detained by AGPD and taken into custody by GBPD. • Nov. 25: A person was arrested for trespassing after police had twice warned him that he was no longer allowed to be at the bus stop unless he was waiting for a bus. • Nov. 23: A caller on Talley Ho reported that checks were being stolen from a mailbox and fraudulently cashed. • Nov. 23: Police caught up with a man who was allegedly involved in a hit-nsplit traffic accident on the freeway, and he was found to have allegedly been driving smashed. • Nov. 22: A juvenile on the 100 block of Grand Avenue was arrested for being in possession of alcohol and released with a citation.

Morro Bay • Nov. 13: Police stopped a suspicious vehicle at 10:47 p.m. in the 1100 block of Front St., for some no doubt trumped up code violation. The 32-yearold fellow driving was squeezed for allegedly driving juiced and his lady passenger, 44, was nipped for being schnockered in public. • Nov. 13: At 6:22 p.m. police contacted a suspicious dude outside Rite Aid and naturally he allegedly was high on drugs. He was cited and released to go get high. • Nov. 13: Police responded at 2:32 p.m. for a disturbance in the 500 block of Embarcadero. A guy was hauled to County Mental Health for a 72-hour timeout. • Nov. 13: Police responded to an unlucky, Lucky 7 Gas & Mini Mart in the 1800 block of Main St. for a report of a burglary. Overnight, some tough luck and not too bright miscreant smashed the front door window, stole some cigs and a Lottery display case adorned with copies (worthless fakes) of lucky tickets sold at the store. Luckily, the loss was minimal but the unlucky doorway damage was extensive. • Nov. 12: Police responded to a disturbance at Marina and Embarcadero and came upon a likely

suspect in a “physical altercation.” The train wreck was arrested for being unable to care for himself and no doubt before someone else beat his a**.

• Nov. 12: The nightly dragnet started at 5:24 a.m. in the 500 block of Quintana where police popped an alleged druggie for possession, paraphernalia, and suffering with the horrors. He was injected into the County rehab. • Nov. 10: Police responded at 3 p.m. to a disturbance in the 200 block of Atascadero Rd. Logs indicated they arrested a 66-year-old bent fellow on being forschnicked and for a warrant. • Nov. 10: At 1:23 p.m. in the 700 block of Quintana, yet another model citizen was arrested for allegedly being high on drugs. • Nov. 9: Police at the high school are investigating the reported sexual assault of an unidentified, 15-year-old girl by some unnamed cad. • Nov. 8: Someone turned in a wallet he or she found somewhere in town. The day before, a citizen in the 400 block of Island reported identity theft, a case of win some-lose some. • Nov. 7: Suspicious circumstances were reported in the 800 block of Morro Bay Blvd. An “unknown male” turned off the water to a business and put a lock on the water meter, a dastardly deed the City reserves for itself. • Nov. 7: Police responded to the high school at 1:30 p.m. because some vandal damaged one bike but then stole another, a learned case of “If at first you don’t succeed…Try the next one down the rack.” • Nov. 7: At 11 p.m. police contacted an apparently conspicuously loopy fellow, 34, at the Community Center. He was popped for UTI and paraphernalia, his stash already smoked. • Nov. 7: Police responded to a disturbance at 11:16 a.m. in the 400 block of Fresno. A 55-year-old ruffian was arrested for the umpteenth time on suspicion of assaulting an elderly victim and attempted robbery.

• Nov. 7: Police responded to the 700 block of Kern at 8 a.m. for a missing juvenile. Logs list the case disposition as “Exceptional,” no word on why.

Pismo Beach • Nov. 22: A caller reported someone

“A caller on Talley Ho reported that checks were being stolen from a mailbox and fraudulently cashed.” on bicycle was looking into cars at the Best Western. He was advised against trespassing. • Nov. 22: A report of possible pot smoking on the 1100 block of Dolliver turned out to be a guy smoking a cigarette not a spliff. • Nov. 22: Some ballsy cue ball living above Hot Shots pool hall allegedly stole $300 from the cash drawer. The caller said that they had video of the incident. • Nov. 22: A caller on the 300 block of Wadsworth reported a woman in her 60s was climbing on the side of a house. It turned out to be an un-neighborly dispute and she was assisted back to her apartment. • Nov. 22: A man wearing a silver jacket and jeans was reportedly loitering at Pismo Yogurt. He had asked the clerk if she was working alone. Ol’ creepy was told to scram. • Nov. 21: A guy at Northbeach Campground was yelling, screaming, and banging on RVs. He left the area before State Parks could get there, but made a return appearance about 9-minutes later and was hanging out at the closed clubhouse where his luck ran out and he was detained. • Nov. 21: A car was reportedly driving in circles on the wrong side of the road, as well as going in and out of side streets. It turned out to be a newspaper delivery person.

“Some shifty character was placed under a private personʼs arrest for trespassing when he returned to Walmart after he had previously been arrested for theft. He had not been granted permission to return and the steady customer was caught allegedly returning merchandise that he hadnʼt paid for.” • Nov. 7: Police contacted a suspicious subject at 8:36 a.m. lurking about in the 1100 block of Napa at the old Elementary school. He was tossed to the nick for suspicion of burglary and of course, violating probation.

• Nov. 21: A caller on Bello reported two males possibly trying to break into a residence. The caller did not recognize them. When officers arrived, the window screen had been cut off and the guys were inside. As it turned out, they lived there.

• Nov. 21: A 5-year-old girl who had gotten separated from her family at the pier was reunited with her mother. • Nov. 21: The SLO Police Department transferred a call concerning a man and a woman fighting on the 300 block of Park Avenue. She said he wouldn’t let

her leave. It turned out to be a verbal disagreement and the woman left the area with the kids. • Nov. 17: A caller reported that a coworker jumped off the pier and hadn’t made it back to shore after 15 minutes. He was found and headed home to “warm up.” • Nov. 17: Officers checked on a hammered fellow who was hiding behind a flagpole at the Spyglass Inn. He said he was staying at the inn and would go to the lobby to find out which room was his. His room was located and his friend, who was in even worse shape, was passed out on the bed. • Nov. 17: A caller on the 300 block of Wadsworth reported that a neighbor was lying outside covered in blood. She bloody well refused medical attention and was turned over to a sober party.

San Luis Obispo • Nov. 23: And while you were sleeping… At 5:11 a.m. in the 800 block of Ricardo, some Ricky reported a car idling at the curb with no one inside. A few minutes before, in the 900 block of San Adriano, a white Hyundai Accent was ticketed for parking in a crosswalk. At 3:08, someone reported a gray, Mazda hatchback was driving down Higuera at Tank Farm dragging a shopping cart. And earlier at 1:41 a.m. someone reported a shopping cart in the street at Broad and Orcutt. • Nov. 23: At 12:33 a.m. a woman at South and Broad reported hearing several gunshots… “What’s that? Yes, I suppose they could be car backfire… Yes, yes, I understand, good night…” • Nov. 22: Police contacted a couple of Jackwagons trespassing at the Jack House on Marsh. They were cite/ released back into the wild. • Nov. 22: At 10:25 p.m. police responded to a crash-n-dash in the 400 block of Mitchell. Logs indicated a 22-year-old man was arrested for suspicion of driving on a toot. No word on the extent of the carnage. • Nov. 22: Some bent pollywog was upsetting the lily pond at the Frog & Peach around 10:30 p.m. The tadpole, 46, was skinned for being croaked. • Nov. 22: A citizen called at 9:42 p.m. from the 1700 block of Santa Barbara as two suspicious females were at the back door claiming to be looking for a friend. • Nov. 22: At 8:12 p.m. someone reported seeing two suspicious worms wigglin’ through a construction fence at German Auto on Pacific. • Nov. 22: A citizen called at 7:50 from the 100 block of Cross to report a berserk transient man was screaming and throwing things into the street at Idler’s Appliances. He ran off to torment someone else. At 7:48, Madonna Inn Steakhouse had a live one at the front


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• Nov. 22: Police responded at 7 p.m. to the 200 block of Madonna for a theft report at Ultra Beauty Salon, and no doubt quite the scandal. Logs indicated the theft occurred some 8 hours before, as apparently the beauty school detectives couldn’t solve the case.

• Nov. 22: Police got a report at 1 p.m. at the Prado Road homeless daycare center of a trespasser who’d been kicked out to rock bottom.

• Nov. 22: Police responded to a disturbance at 6:45 p.m. in the 2200 block of Lawton, as some sinner was drunk and disorderly at the Church of Christ, who BTW turned water into wine‌ • Nov. 22: At 6:08 p.m. a woman told police that a suspicious man in a car followed her and her friend for several blocks. The creepazoid disappeared into traffic. • Nov. 22: Another locked car was burglarized, this time on Fernandez. • Nov. 22: Someone stole something at City Hall, quick, someone get a rope! • Nov. 22: Police were called at 3:52 p.m. to the 200 block of Madonna where some shaggy white dude with long gray hair, beard, and gray hoodie took a whiz behind Christians Mattress Store. The model citizen was gone when police arrived. • Nov. 22: A man called police and said

• Nov. 22: Some anarchist tagged a tank on display outside the Vet’s Hall on Grand Ave. • Nov. 22: Police responded at 7:30 a.m.

• Nov. 22: Police responded at 9:32 a.m. to the 100 block of High where some crazed transient man was acting erratically, yelling and doing drugs. Some 2 minutes later, the same fruit loop dingus was in the street at Higuera and High yelling “You are white trash!â€? at passing cars.

• Nov. 22: Someone tried to burglarize Moondoggies Surf Shop in the 800 block of Monterey but only managed to mangle the front doors. • Nov. 22: Police were called at 8:36 p.m. to Farm Supply on Tank Farm, where some transient man had been wandering the store for 45 minutes picking up stuff, and no telling how much crap he’s already stolen. Police had a chat with the sticky-fingered browser.

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to Osos and Peach for a vandalism. The driver’s side window was smashed on a car parked facing the wrong direction, a.k.a. a vigilante parking ticket.

• Nov. 22: Police were called at 11:20 a.m. to the 600 block of Higuera because some transient man was locked in the bathroom for 45 minutes and got all pissy when they kicked him out. Meanwhile at the transit stop by City Hall, some other stubborn dingus was refusing to get his arse off the bus.

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Veterans Honored at Los Osos Valley Memorial Park Photos by Neil Farrell

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os Osos Valley Memorial Park hosted its annual Veteran’s Day ceremonies as parachutists with Just in Time Skydivers dropped out of the blue skies to deliver the American Flag, and the SLO County Band played patriotic songs. This year’s emphasis has been on honoring veterans of the Iraq and Afghanistan Wars and re-welcoming home Vietnam veterans, while continuing to honor vets from the Korean War and World War II. Kudos to the folks at Los Osos Valley Memorial, Boy Scout Troop 214, Leatherneck Honor Guard, and the Kiwanis Club, which cooked up a free barbecue lunch.

Thankful for Thanksgiving Dinner Photos by Neil Farrell

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everal hundred ‘thankful’ folks turned out Thanksgiving Day for the annual free turkey dinner at the Morro Bay Community Center. The longrunning event, put on entirely by volunteers with donations from the community, went off without a hitch [at least none we could see], with tireless community volunteer and reigning Co-Citizen of the Year, Nancy Castle taking over much of the burden of organizing what is a monumental effort to feed hundreds of people a traditional Thanksgiving dinner. She had lots of help too, from dozens of volunteers, Boy Scout Troop 214, Morro Bay Lions, and Rotary and Eco-Rotary Clubs members.


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Community Caroling Cops, Dec. 12-14

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orro Bay Police Department and Neighborhood Watch will bring the Caroling Cops Parade back this year and residents can enjoy the festive event as the decorated cars and trolley visit every address in town. The parade is set for 5:30-9 p.m. Monday-Wednesday, Dec. 12-14. The south end of town will be on Dec. 12; the middle portion of town including Downtown and

the Embarcadero is Tuesday; and North Morro Bay is on Wednesday. Listen for the Christmas music and the flashing lights as decorated police and community volunteer cars, and the trolley bring a little Christmas joy, along with Santa and Mrs. Claus, to the neighborhoods. If anyone wants to ride with Santa on the trolley, call (805) 459-9900 and listen to 97.3 FM to follow the parade.

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t. Timothy’s Catholic Church in Morro Bay is hosting, “A Handmade Holiday,” an arts & crafts gifts sale set for SaturdaySunday, Dec. 3-4 with doors opening at 9 a.m. each day. The gift items will include knitted, crocheted, sewn, painted, photographed, and crafted, as well as yummy baked goods on sale for holiday shopping. Parishioners

and friends of St. Timothy’s made all the items. Lunch available, prepared by the ACTS Youth Group. Performances by the Saint Timothy Youth Choir at noon on Saturday. Enter to win a handmade California king-sized quilt, as well as a collection of wine. St. Timothy’s Church Hall is at 962 Piney Way. Call (805) 7732840.

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he Morro Bay Police Department is inviting all citizens and businesses to participate in “Project Blue Light” this holiday season by placing a single, blue light in your window as an expression of support for fallen officers, the department announced. Project Blue Light began in 1988 when Philadelphia, Penn., police Ofc. Danny Gleason was killed in the line of duty. His mother-in-law wrote a letter to “Concerns of Police Survivors,” a support group for police families, and said she would honor her late son-in-law by placing a blue light in her window. The gesture has grown into a way of recognizing law enforcement officers who serve and protect the public, and remembering those who have been killed in the line of duty across America. MBPD Police Chief Larry Todd said, “I feel it is an important time

for citizens to express their support for their local police officers, especially with the unprecedented number of officers who have been deliberately targeted and killed this past year. Our officers strive to build a strong police/community partnership and this is an easy, meaningful way for citizens to show their support.” Right now, small, ornamental lamps are easy to find at bargain prices or readers and local businesses might already have a lamp they could use. Put a blue bulb in it, available at hardware stores or online, and put it in the front window to be lit from Dec. 1-31. Other possibilities include putting a blue bulb in an outside fixture or in the garage, or string up totally blue Christmas lights this year.

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Big School Projects Approved By Neil Farrell

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he San Luis Coastal Unified School District is marching full steam ahead with its ambitious new building program, getting into some of the bigger projects at Morro Bay and San Luis Obispo High Schools that were approved under 2014’s Measure D $177 million bond vote. And swimmers in Morro Bay-Los Osos are seeing the building at last of a new pool at MBHS, which will be accessible to the general public through the City recreation department, as the contractors get set to start shooting concrete on the walls in early December. City recreation officials are working with the District on developing an aquatics program and access to the new pool. The pool is scheduled to be completed sometime next summer. At its Nov. 1 meeting, the board of education voted unanimously to approve the plans for three projects, explained Anthony Palazzo, the District’s director for facilities, operations and transportation, an Annex and 12-classroom building at SLOHS; the remodel of the J-wing of classrooms at MBHS; and a new Student Services Building at MBHS. The new Annex at SLOHS is estimated at $7.6 million. The MBHS Student Services building is at $4 million, and the renovation of the J-wing is at $4.7

San Luis Obispo High School million. Each of the projects must be reviewed and approved by the Office of the State Architect, which oversees all school construction in California. Palazzo said the Board’s approval OK’d all of the construction documents. “This is essentially an acceptance by the Board of the project design,� Palazzo said in an email. “This coincides with the submittal of the plans to the State Architect for review and eventual plan approval [essentially our building permit].� At MBHS, the new Student Services Building is a large part of a complete, remake of the school’s front entrance.

Now, there is a large, grassy area where students lounge about at breaks, with a driveway that takes vehicles past the office. The new building will be built on that grassy area, and the front entrance will have a roundabout-style driveway and drop-off spot put in. It’s an 8,500 square foot, 1-story building with extensive site improvements — including re-routing the traffic flow and putting in walkways. The architects on the project are Kruger, Bensen & Zeimer of Santa Barbara. The SLOHS Annex is designed by PMSM Architects of SLO. The renovation of J-wing will include new, “Science Technology Engineering,

Arts and Math� (STEAM) education labs and classrooms. STEAM is an education curriculum that the District instituted a few years ago, when it moved the sixth graders in Morro Bay and Los Osos to the Los Osos Middle School, and began emphasizing the STEAM focus with that class of kids. The kids and STEAM have moved up through the grades and next year will mark the arrival in high school of that first STEAM class of freshmen. The design was to have STEAM gradually move up with them until it was taught in all the upper grades, but the focus is already being used by most of the teachers in the upper grades. If readers want to learn more about Measure D and see the work planned under the bond, see: http:// sanluiscoastalmeasured.org.


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he SurviveOars Dragonboat Racing Club, Rotarians and “End Polio” campaign supporters recently paddled out in the bay to raise money and awareness for Rotary International’s efforts to eradicate polio worldwide, and in honor of World Polio Day, Monday, Oct. 24. Taking part were paddlers and supporters from Eco Rotary of Morro Bay, and the Rotary Clubs of Los Osos, Cayucos, Morro Bay and Atascadero among others. Novices were partnered with experienced SurviveOars on their two Dragonboats, paddling around the bay for over an hour. “They were given instructions on the spot and got into sync pretty quickly,” said event organizer Trina Dougherty of Eco Rotary. “It was a beautiful and calm morning on the bay and everyone had a fantastic time for this great cause.” Rotary’s efforts, partnering with the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation, “have almost eliminated this dreadful disease on our planet,” she added. “We’re ‘this close’ and are dedicated to finishing the job.” See: www.endpolio.org for more information. Submitted photos

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Letters To The Editor Davis Thanks Voters I thank the voters of Morro Bay for electing me to City Council. I will always do my best for the City and the people of Morro Bay. Robert Fuller Davis, Morro Bay

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Before the election, all three candidates made themselves available for my son and his list of questions. Some were about their hobbies and others were about the future of Morro Bay. In a time of division and strife, I was amazed by the generosity, warmth, and knowledge each candidate shared with Odin. He learned about the complexity of water reclamation, as well as stories of bike crashes and other mishaps from their own childhoods. He also learned how, even as a kid, his questions and concerns were welcomed. I feel grateful to live in a community where Tina Metzger, Betty Winholtz and Jamie Irons live and share their passion to make this town a better place. All are heroes in our book!

Now that the election is over I wanted to make some comments about the three mayoral candidates in Morro Bay. My 9-year-old son, Odin, grew interested in the election when he saw signs around the neighborhood. To learn more, I suggested he might be able to interview them for a school project. Paul Grafton, Morro Bay

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he County Sheriff and County Health departments recently finished with another tobacco sting across SLO County and 10 stores got cited for allegedly selling tobacco to minors, and many were repeat offenders, too. According to Sheriff’s Spokesman, Tony Cipolla, the sting ended Nov. 2, and was done in conjunction with the Health Department’s Tobacco Control Program. Under-aged “decoys� were used to test whether store clerks would sell tobacco. Last June, California raised the legal age to buy tobacco from 18 to 21. Some 48 stores were tested in San Miguel, Santa Margarita, Cambria, Cayucos, Los Osos, Avila Beach, Oceano and Nipomo, the unincorporated areas of SLO County. None of the incorporated cities participated in the sting. Eleven clerks working at 10 different stores were cited for selling to the decoys, a 20.83% illegal sales rate, Cipolla said. “The illegal sales rate increased from the last series of compliance operations,� Cipolla said in a news release. “Tobacco compliance monitoring has been continuously in effect since 2012. For comparison purposes, the program’s all-time high illegal sales rate is 25.93% with the low being 5.17%. “ Such sting operations have become regular occurrences since 2012. “One store,� Cipolla said, “had two clerks responsible for their participation in the sale. Under Penal Code 308, it is a misdemeanor to sell tobacco products to anyone under the age of 21.�

The stores that had their first illegal sales tickets were: JJ’s Market in Arroyo Grande; Cayucos Gas & Mini Mart; and Woodstone Marketplace in Avila Beach. Second violation stores were: Nipomo Marketplace Chevron; San Miguel Chevron (which was recently robbed at gunpoint); and San Miguel Market & Deli in Shandon. Stores with a third violation were: Paul’s Liquor in Cayucos; Bob & Jan’s Bottle Shop in Cambria; and Cambria Chevron. And one store, Oceano Market, got its fourth ticket. Clerks caught allegedly selling to the decoys are issued a ticket and “notice to appear,� and Cipolla said will be prosecuted in Superior Court. Also, “Any business responsible for the violation is subject to administrative penalties including suspension of their ability to retail tobacco and a $1000 fine for each offense,� he added. “First and second offender business may elect to participate in a diversion program aimed at reducing licensing suspensions in exchange for onsite employee education and point-of-sale upgrades that use technology to prevent future sales.� The Tobacco Control Program offers training to store owners on how to refuse a sale, and how to read an identification and ways to identify underage buyers, which no doubt got more complicated after the hike in the legal age to buy tobacco. Call the Tobacco Control Program at (805) 781-5564 for information on this program.

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for tending any ag fire you started and must adhere to the conditions of the Cal Fire and APCD permits. “Property owners may be held liable if a fire escapes their control and/or burns the property of a neighbor,� Chief Jalbert said. Contact APCD’s Compliance Division at (805) 781-5912 for information on their permit program or online at: www. slocleanair.org/burning/agburning. php. Once fire season is officially closed, as decided by Cal Fire, just APCD permits will be required for agricultural burns. Property can confirm the burn day status by calling (800) 834-2876. Burns are allowed only on burn days. For more information on how to safely burn outdoors see: www.PreventWildfireCA. org.


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Good To Be King Groovin’ to the Seasonal Sounds By King Harris

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his is just about my favorite time of year; and no, not because of an overstuffed turkey; not because of Black Friday or Cyber Monday; not necessarily because of the sudden and warming appearance of colored lights and white icicles decorating all the homes in our neighborhood, although I have to admit that Eric and Linsey across the street do the best job of welcoming in the Yuletide spirit during Thanksgiving like clockwork. This is my favorite time of year because of the sounds of Christmas, most notably the music that accompanies it, whether it’s coming from overhead speakers in stores or from pop radio, which relinquishes its normal programming in favor of the music of the season. Being the rock ‘n’ roller that I was and still am, I couldn’t wait to hear all the new versions, even older ones, of Christmas delights appearing on Top-40 radio. In my family, my parents and older sister favored the classics like Bing Crosby’s “White

Christmas” and Nat King Coles’ “The Christmas Song,” “Rudolph the RedNosed Reindeer” by Gene Autry, and “Let it Snow” by Vaughan Monroe, which doesn’t mention Christmas but who cares, it fits. But it was always the classic Christmas sounds of orchestra leader Percy Faith that permeated our home. As for me, I was oriented more towards rock ‘n’ roll and rhythm & blues and what artists in these genres generated. In the early 1950s, I just about jumped out of my skin when I first the doo-wop group, The Drifter’s jump blues version of “White Christmas.” I suppose the composer Irving Berlin would have had a similar reaction were he alive to experience it. Other R & B groups and artists like Chuck Berry (“Run Rudolph Run”) all turned out Christmas hits in their own

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recognizable styles. In the late ‘50s, country and novelty entered the scene with enduring seasonal favorites: Brenda Lee with “Rockin’ Around the Christmas Tree,” Bobby Helms singing “Jingle Bell Rock,” and of course Elvis whose passion for yule tide rock and spiritualism was quite evident on his Christmas album. Perhaps the oddest seasonal offering around this time was cut by David Seville (Ross Bagdasarian) who created Alvin, Theodore, and Simon unleashing upon the world “The Chipmunk Song,” which featured sped up recording tape to create high-pitched vocals, something he’d practiced in a novelty called “The Witch Doctor” a few months earlier. I always felt one needed to hear “The Chipmunk Song” only once. If I had my pick of any era it would be the early ‘60s, which featured

December offerings by The Four Seasons, The Beach Boys, and of course Phil Spector. All produced albums and singles in their own styles (the Four Seasons with “Santa Clause is Comin’ to Town,” Brian Wilson with “Little Saint Nick” and “The Man with All the Toys,” and Phil “Wall of Sound” Spector with the outrageous album “A Christmas Gift for You,” featuring his talented stable of artists including the Ronettes, the Crystals, Bob B. Sox, and my favorite, Darlene Love, who practically tears down the wall of sound with her “Christmas Baby Please Come Home,” arguably the best Phil Spector record ever produced. No Christmas effort compares to the magnificence of Spector and his wrecking crew of musicians. Later works by Bruce Springsteen, Elton John, and Paul McCartney all stepped into the Spirit of winter wonderland during the ‘70s. As Andy Williams once crooned, “It’s the most wonderful time of the year…”


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Then & Now Highlights of Holiday Happenings By Judy Salamacha

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f there were ever a year to seek kindness and joy, 2016 might be it. Central Coast communities are offering up a variety of holiday traditions to inspire families and neighbors to come out and celebrate the season together. Showing up might produce those warm-and-fuzzy feelings that generate hugs and hope for good things to happen in 2017. For example, since 1993 the Arroyo Grande Village Improvement Association has energized December on Branch Street with everything about Christmas. It started with lights in store windows, and then in 2009, the association and city leaders collaborated to enhance the area with festive lighting in the street trees. Bob Lund manages events and beautification efforts for both the Improvement Association and Arroyo Grande in Bloom. “The Village is the heart of the community,” he said. “Christmas in the Village begins with Santa’s arrival at the Conrad House. We’ve had four Santa’s in 25 years. They are wonderful because they look like Santa all year long.” Unique to Arroyo Grande is “Elegant Christmas in the Village,” from 4-8 p.m. Sunday, Dec. 4. “Verena Maier heads the event she started eleven years ago,” Lund said. “Everyone dresses up. Luminaries decorate the streets. Bagpipers and children stroll and carol. Our merchants decorate their stores and offer treats. It’s a time to be with neighbors and

enjoy the season.” Morro Bay has a new, communitywide event, the “12 Days of Christmas.” Each day from Dec. 1-12, introduces a different experience. According to event chairwoman, Sophia Tolle, owner of Poppy’s Boutique, “All participating merchants are also coming up with their own special promotions.” Some 45 businesses are collaborating to provide activities, discounts, prizes, and hospitality. Santa visits Grandma’s Frozen Yogurt (at Morro Bay Blvd. and Main St.) Saturdays, Dec. 3 and 10. Downtown stores like Summer Cottage, Beads by the Bay and Queen’s Closet will have open houses and prizes on Thursday, Dec. 1. Tuesday, Dec. 6 features wine tasting at Morro Bay Wine Sellers (in Marina Square), La Vida Roca and more. From 3-6 p.m. Wednesday, Dec. 7 at the Giant Chessboard in Centennial Park, children can select a uniquely shaped free balloon. Embarcadero merchants will hold open houses on Dec. 10 and on the 12th an elf and snowman will stroll the Embarcadero with candy canes for the children. Immerse yourself in Christmas on Dec. 10, as the Los Osos Christmas Parade starts at 10 a.m. followed by the 11th Annual Needs ‘N Wishes Holiday Fundraiser for the Homeless. It’s a joyful day of giving and receiving at the South Bay Community Center stocking up on Christmas gifts while benefitting others. Head elf, Richard

Margetson, said 100-percent of the proceeds go to benefit the Maxine Lewis Memorial Shelter in SLO, Transitional Food and Shelter, and the SLO Noor Clinic. Open from 10-7 p.m. there will be live music, food, Santa, deeply discounted children’s gifts and donated silent auction items for anyone else on a Christmas list. All donations are taxdeductible. What’s not joyous about a win-win for everyone? Feel the glow in Cayucos with a free, and elegant ride down Ocean Avenue in a horse-drawn carriage, courtesy of the town’s merchants at the “9th Annual Christmas in Cayucos.” Offerings include children’s activities, strolling carolers, refreshments and special shopping offers to add joy for the season. The Morro Bay Rotary Club sponsors and Harbor Director, Eric Endersby, and Cathy Novak, will organize the Annual Morro Bay Lighted Boat Parade, which has been moved to Saturday, Dec. 10 from its normal date on the first Saturday in December. This is because the tides on the 3rd will be potentially dangerous. The parade begins at 6:30 p.m., while early festivities begin at 3:30 pm according to Morro Bay Rotary Club’s event chairman, Don Doubledee. New this year is snow for the kids at Tidelands Park. “Yes, SNOW!” Doubledee said. “At about 5 p.m. a stacked crab cages Christmas tree, designed by Central Coast Women for

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Good Dogma ‘Tis the Season to Worry About Pets By Lisa Ellman

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he madness is upon us and I’m not referring to the election results. I’m talking about the holiday season. Be it shopping, relatives coming to visit, or travel plans, this time of year takes over our lives. Unfortunately, this often leads to changing routines and schedules, and this is something that can be hard on your pets. Whether you have reptiles, hamsters, cats or dogs, their daily routine is something they become conditioned to and any sudden, drastic changes may be deleterious to their wellbeing. There may be a time when the family is so distracted by what’s on the “To do� list, that someone forgets to feed the gecko. Maybe you have a cat that is scared when there are too many people in the house, or perhaps your shy dog hasn’t met your dog-loving relative that just wants to make friends with her or give her hugs, something that may lead to a disastrous result. Or suddenly your pet’s meals are late or you don’t have time or energy for a walk. Changes in routines can often be followed by changes is your pet’s behavior, and it’s usually not for the

better. House training issues, especially, can be totally knocked out of whack by an abrupt change in routine. Young kids that come to visit may want to play with your pets, which are quite comfortable being handled by you, but shrink back or exhibit unexpected aggressiveness when others try to handle them. All of these issues are critical to think about and plan for during this time of chaos. If you’re traveling, who is going to be depended on to care for your pets? Should you take them to a boarding facility? Have you gone to visit these places beforehand, or developed a Plan B because they’re all full? What about pet sitters or friends? Can they stay overnight? Are they familiar with your pets? Do they know how to take care of a reptile? These are all issues that should be carefully

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and caring for your pets and remember to leave very specific instructions if you have exotic animals like birds or reptiles. Ask for recommendations from vets, or friends about pet sitters and have them come to your home so you can see how they interact with your animals. This is an overwhelming time of year for most of us. But if you take time to map out a plan for your pets ahead of time, the results can be more time for you and less stress for them.

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Modern Senior Not Only the Lonely

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elcome to the December edition of Aging and Still Engaging, provided by the SLO County Commission on Aging (SLOCOA). The text for this month’s column was provided by Traci Mello of Wilshire Community Services and Mike Bossenberry of SLO Hotline, who both spoke at a recent SLOCOA meeting about some of the emotional issues faced by many seniors and others in our area. Traci Mello stated that the experience of aging is dierent for every person. Some experience aging as a positive and natural progression through life, others struggle with the idea of aging and the physical, emotional, and mental changes that can sometimes accompany this process. There are many factors that contribute to the way people age and their attitudes about the later years of life. When talking about ways to avoid sadness, loneliness or depression while aging, one of the most signiďŹ cant factors is consistent access to socialization opportunities and a

sense of being connected to others. There are things that individuals can do to reduce the risks associated with loneliness and sadness. One of the most signiďŹ cant is to maintain a diverse support circle that includes family, friends, community, and other social groups. Humans are social beings who thrive on connection and personal engagement. As people age, the importance of being connected becomes even more critical. Those who stay active and involved in the community through volunteering tend to report higher satisfaction with their aging process. It is also important to stay open to experiencing new things and not letting preconceived ideas prevent access to services that may provide critical support and enjoyment. Check out the local Senior Center, join a walking group, attend community events, etc! For more information about opportunities to get involved, call Traci Mello at Wilshire Community Services (805) 547-7025, ext. 15. Wilshire Community Services

is a service provided by Wilshire Health and Community Services, a not for proďŹ t, public beneďŹ t organization. Mike Bossenberry informed us that SLO Hotline is San Luis Obispo County’s emotional and mental health support, resource referral and suicide prevention phone line, available free of charge 24 hours every day for anyone in suicidal crisis or emotional distress. Its conďŹ dential telephone services are also available to answer non-emergency calls from anyone seeking emotional or mental health support or referrals. SLO Hotline is also a valuable resource in the community, supporting the work of local government and mental health service agencies, and relieving call volume for the local 911 service. Additionally, SLO Hotline will direct callers with other needs to 211, the resource phone number available for all other community information and referral matters. In addition to providing these services, SLO Hotline strives to reduce stigma, educate and inform

the community about mental illness – what it is and is not. Its mission is to “assist our friends and neighbors by preventing suicide and encouraging mental health recovery and wellness in the communityâ€?. SLO Hotline is a program of Transitions-Mental Health Association, a community-based nonproďŹ t that fulďŹ lls a vision “To build and maintain a healthy, vital community by providing suicide prevention, stigma reduction and mental health support servicesâ€?. To reach SLO Hotline, call 805-783-0607 or 1-800-783-0607. San Luis Obispo County Commission on Aging invites the public to join us at the Veteran’s Hall on Grand Ave. in San Luis Obispo on Friday, January 20, 2017 from 10 a.m. – Noon. Our presenters that day will be from Senior Legal Services and CAPSLO Senior Services For more information about the Commission on Aging, visit www. slocounty.ca.gov/coa.htm, or call 2355779.

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Modern Senior Holiday Travel Tips for Wheelchair Users

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he stress of holiday travel can impact anyone, but add in the need to find wheelchairaccessible transportation, hotel rooms or restaurants, and that stress is amplified considerably. The experts at Mobility Ventures, maker of the MV-1 -- the only mobility vehicle built with wheelchair users in mind -- are offering tips and an interactive map that highlights cities with MV-1 vehicles in their taxi and rental car fleets, to make accessible travel easier for wheelchair users and their friends and families this holiday season. “Mobility and accessibility can improve the quality of life, independence and mobility of all wheelchair users,” says Pat Kemp, executive vice president, Mobility Ventures. “Tips and resources can help lessen travel stress for people who use wheelchairs and their loved ones.” Air • Be sure to allow at least 90 minutes between flights to allow time to deplane -- wheelchair users are always the first to board and the last to deplane.

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• Protect mobility devices from damage while in flight with a cover (e.g., sleeves for wheelchair frames). • If you use a removable wheelchair cushion, bring it with you on board the airplane to be sure it is not lost or damaged. • If you need special assistance, inform the airline gate agent upon check-in.

• Accessible space and seats are available on coach, business class and first class train cars. On Amtrak for example, there are two different onboard seating options for passengers t r a v e l i n g with wheeled mobility devices, depending on the type of device. • Amtrak also has “accessible rooms” passengers with disabilities. These rooms are available on a first-come, first-serve basis and should be booked 14 days in advance. • If you require a companion or an attendant while traveling, check for companion fare or discounted tickets. • Passengers who use oxygen equipment can bring the equipment

onboard trains with certain restrictions. Hotels • Look for a “guaranteed ADA” room when booking. • Check the room for any barriers at check-in. A room can be ADA compliant but that does not mean that there will not be any mobility barriers. • If you have difficulty pushing a manual chair, request a room near the elevators or on the first floor. Ground Transportation • Search for taxi or rental companies with wheelchair accessible vehicles. Visit mv-1.us/mv-1s-for-hire for an interactive map that highlights cities with MV-1 vehicles in their taxi and rental car fleets. Don’t let mobility or accessibility concerns inhibit holiday cheer. With some preparation, travel can be comfortable and stress-free. (StatePoint)


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Community Calendar

Put your life experience to work with Senior Volunteer Services. Join with many other seniors, age 50-older, who are taking time to help improve the lives of others. Literacy for Life is holding a training session for those interested in tutoring for their program. If you would like to be a Tutor for Literacy for Life, you will want to attend the next Tutor Training is Saturdays, Dec. 3 and 10 from 10 a.m. to 3:30 p.m. both days. SVS can match your talents and interests with community needs. Call (805) 5448740 for information or to hear about other opportunities.

United Way of San Luis Obispo County is asking for donations for its Coats for Christmas Day Program and the free Christmas dinner it provides for the less fortunate in SLO County. Now in its 19th year, the program puts together winter care packages for the county’s homeless and provides a hot home-cooked dinner on Christmas. For a $25 donation, readers can make sure homeless folks get a winter care package that includes a brand new sleeping bag, hooded sweatshirts, winter jackets, socks, underwear and toiletries, items, “that will make a tremendous dierence in helping someone through our cold, wet winters,â€? the agency said in a news release.

at: www.unitedwayslo.org. Or checks can be mailed to: PO Box 14309, San Luis Obispo, CA 93406. Write “Coats for Christmas Dayâ€? on the memo line. For more information on the program call Sheri Eibschutz at (805) 594-1999. ••• The San Luis Obispo Holiday Parade is set for 7-10 p.m. Friday, Dec. 2 in Downtown SLO. Admission is free. Come watch one of the largest parades on the Central Coast, attracting thousands of spectators and featuring all types of oats, vehicles, marching bands, dancers and more. For more information, see: www. visitsanluisobispocounty.com.

Donations to the Coats for Christmas Day program can be made by going to the United Way of SLO County website

the month at the Cayucos Vet’s Hall “Big Tent� (behind the closed vet’s hall). The club’s purpose “is to inform, educate, and carry on a program of self-improvement and civic welfare.� The women participate in civic projects in the community. They are having a Holiday luncheon at Indigo Moon in Cambria Tuesday, Dec. 13. Call 7721627 if you’d like to join or attend the luncheon.

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The 29th Annual Los Osos Christmas Parade is set for 10 a.m. Saturday, Dec. 10 on Los Osos Valley Road from Fairchild Way to the community park at Palisades Avenue. This year’s theme is “Super Hero Christmasâ€? and entrants are encouraged to decorate and costume their employees, cars, oats or whatever else they’ll be showcasing to express their best creative ideas of a super hero Christmas. Local service clubs, families, businesses, and other organizations can sign up through Monday, Dec. 5. Entry fee is $25 and applications are available online at: http://lobpchamber.org/ events/2016-christmas-parade. Call the Chamber oďŹƒce at 528-4884 or email to: info@lobpchamber.org for more information or for a hard copy

Come out for an evening of celebration at the Elegant Christmas in the Village. Dress in your holiday best and get ready for four hours of fun. Stores will be serving food and drinks throughout the heart of Arroyo Grande Village. There will also be live music and entertainment including bagpipers and carolers. Elegant Christmas in the Village will be on Sunday, Dec. 4 from 4-8 p.m. Admission is free. For more information, see: www. visitsanluisobispocounty.com. ••• The Estero Bay Women’s Club invites all women from Cambria,

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Cayucos will start celebrating Christmas with the Annual Christmas Tree Lighting Ceremony set for 5 p.m. Sunday, Dec. 4 on Ocean Avenue at D Street. Free admission. Join community leaders in caroling and lighting the town Christmas tree. Then on Saturday, Dec. 10, merchants along Ocean Avenue will hold their 11th Annual Open House. Free horse drawn carriage rides, children’s activities, tree lighting, strolling carolers and a visit from Santa Claus. Holiday shopping with gift ideas, special oers, giveaways, refreshments and entertainment. Free. •••

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Nominations are being taken now for the Ingrid Reti Literary Award, this year for essay writing. Sponsored by ARTS Obispo, and the Reti Family, and the contest is open to all SLO County residents 18-older. There is $1,000 in prize money available to the top finishers. Information and guidelines for applying are posted online at: artsobispo.org/ingrid-retiliterary-award, click on the “Documents & Links” button, or by emailing Lori Lerian at: programs@artsobispo.org, or call (805) 544-9251. Applications are also available at ARTS Obispo Office, 1123 Mill St. SLO. The deadline is Friday, Jan. 20 and the winner(s) will be announced in March. ••• It’s time for the Pismo Beach Tree Lighting Ceremony. Enjoy an evening including fresh snow, bounce houses, crafts, music and cookie decorating. In addition, kids will have the chance to visit and take a picture with Santa. The Holiday Harmony & Tree Lighting Ceremony goes from 5:30-8 p.m., with the tree lighting set for 6 p.m. Friday, Dec. 2. This is a free and family-fun event. For more information, call (805) 773-7063 or see: www. classiccalifornia.com.

the judging stage banner. Awards will be for Best of Theme, Best Musical entry, Best Entry on Foot, Best Entry on Wheels, Best Animals Entry and Judges’ Favorite. The Bay Osos Kiwanis Club will have a pre-parade pancake breakfast at the Bear Valley Garage on LOVR. Following the parade the 11th Annual Need ‘n Wishes Fundraiser sale benefitting the Maxine Lewis Memorial Homeless Shelter will be held at the South Bay Community Center from 10 a.m. to 7 p.m. Visit with Santa, shop at Santa’s toy and gift store and help raise money to support the less fortunate folks in our communities. They’ll have a silent auction, holiday raffle, free cookies and refreshments, a bake sale and live entertainment all day. Bring your spare change to help fill their 5-gallon donation jug. Free admission and they take cash, check or credit card for purchases. Sponsored by People Helping People of Los Osos, and benefitting The Maxine Lewis homeless shelter in SLO, Transitional Food and Shelter, and The SLO Noor Center, (a free health clinic for the uninsured). There’ll be lots of fun all day. For more information call 528-5800. ••• Coalesce Bookstore, 845 Main St., will host an evening of candlelight caroling, from 7-9 p.m. Friday, Dec. 16 at the Coalesce Chapel. Free. Hot mulled cider, teas and treats will be served. All are welcome to join them in song and welcome the Yule Season.

Morro Bay Art Center is hosting its “Annual Winter Faire & Juried Craft Show,” now through Friday, Dec. 23 and featuring a collection of exceptional paintings, photography and fine crafts, spanning a variety of artistic mediums from traditional to contemporary. Crafts include fiber art, wood, glass, jewelry and more. Art Center Morro Bay is at 835 Main St. Open daily, noon-4 p.m. (Photo is “Kilpatrick House,” a watercolor by John Goodell). ••• Join the SWAP Weed Warriors from 9 a.m. to noon Saturday, Dec. 3 for the monthly battle against weeds and erosion in the Elfin Forest in Los Osos. Home-baked cookies and new volunteers will receive a Weed Warrior badge. Dress for wind, fog, and sun. Wear sturdy shoes, long pants and sleeves. Bring work gloves and a shovel. Meet at the north end of 15th Street off of Santa Ysabel in Los Osos. Don’t block driveways or mailboxes when you park. No pets. For more information call 528-0392. ••• The Gallery at the Network will present, “Farewell & Holiday Gift Show,” through the end of December. One-of-a-kind, hand-crafted items made of glass, fiber, wood and ceramic, jewelry, glass and gemstones, paintings, prints, trivets and cards. This show will mark a farewell, as the owners of the gallery have said they will be closing their doors soon. •••

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St. Benedict’s Church in Los Osos has a couple of special Christmas events coming up and the community is invited to attend regardless of denomination or religious beliefs. At 3 p.m. Saturday, Dec. 17 is a Christmas carol concert featuring the St. Benedict Singers. The program will include familiar carols arranged for choir, as well as lesser known pieces from a range of composers and several sing-a-longs. St. Bene’s will also hold a Blue Christmas service from 5-6 p.m. Sunday, Dec. 18 for people who are struggling this holiday season due to loss or sadness, financial difficulties or other troubles. St. Benedict’s is at 2220 Snowy Egret Ln., across LOVR from the Los Osos Memorial Cemetery. ••• The community is invited to Calvary Lutheran Church’s Annual “Away In A Manger” open house from 1-4 p.m. Saturday, Dec. 10 at the church, 480 Monterey Ave., in Morro Bay. The event features over 250 Nativity Scenes from all over the world. There will also be live music and refreshments. Free. Call 772-8457 for more information. ••• Encaustic artist, Flo Bartell, will show her unusual art at the SLO Museum of Art’s McMeen Gallery, 1010 Broad St., SLO from Dec. 2-Jan. 29. Now in her 70s, Bartell’s exhibit, entitled, “Bloodlines,” examines what advancing age means in her life and art. Bartell’s works add sculptural, 3-D objects like wire mesh armatures, plaster gauze, fabric, and organic matter. An opening reception is set for 3-5 p.m. Saturday, Dec. 3. Bartell will also give an ARTalk and tour at the museum from 2-3 p.m. Saturday, Dec. 11. Free and open to the public. Admission to the SLO Museum of Art is by donations. See: www.SLOMA.org for more on the museum.

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Home & Garden Fire and Fireplace Safety Tips for the Holiday Season he holiday season is full of family, friendship and good cheer, but it’s important to keep in mind that this time of year can also pose speciďŹ c safety risks, particularly around the use of candles, ďŹ re and heating products.

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Never leave candles unattended. Ensure all ames are extinguished before leaving a room and before going to sleep. If you have pets or children, make sure any open ames are well out of their reach and consider alternatives such as candle warmers.

The greatest holiday gift you can give this season is the gift of safety. While decking the halls, take steps to make your home safer, too. (StatePoint)

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Home & Garden 5 Steps to Prep Your Home for Winter Weather

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his winter, stay ahead of frost and freezing temperatures by taking r some easy steps to get your home ready for the cold months ahead. If you’re not sure where to start, there are some quick step-by-step directions to get you in the DIY spirit.

How to seal off drafts: Windows and doors are the biggest culprits of drafts in your home, but there are products that make sealing them simple. While product packaging often provides f instruction, online videos may be a y better resource. For instance, Duck brand provides a step-by-step tutorial for how to seal window drafts with its r Roll-On Window Kit and Heavy Duty Weatherstrip Seals, which provide tight barriers to keep warm air in and cold air out. Or, for drafty doors with d thick gaps, the Double Draft Seal easily g slides onto the bottom of doors to block unwanted chill. Visit duckbrand.com to t learn more.

How to prevent freezing pipes: Every winter there are billions of dollars in e insured losses due to burst pipes and e other winter-related damage, according e to the Insurance Information Institute. To prevent frozen pipes, it’s imperative

to drain water from outdoor faucets and garden hoses. Plus, have in-ground sprinkler systems winterized, as well. You can review a quick 4-minute video at thisoldhouse.com, where experts show you how you can do this easily and efficiently. How to clean your gutters: Frozen gutters are another prime source of

snow and ice damage. Ice can accumulate on the edge of the roof and prevent melting snow from draining. That’s why it’s important to clean debris from gutters several times a year. Keep the ladder on a level surface with another person as a spotter. Wear gloves and safety goggles to protect yourself, and drop debris onto a tarp or bucket below. Flush the gutter with a hose to check for proper flow, and finally check down spouts for anything that might be lodged. How to insulate your water heater: Wrapping your water heater with an insulated blanket reduces heat loss and saves energy. It’s simple: just measure the circumference of your water heater

and cut the blanket to size. Products such like Duck brand’s Water Heater Insulation Blanket come with tape for easy installation and it’s made of nonirritating recycled cotton, not fiberglass.

How to protect outdoor items: Highwind gusts and cool temperatures can wreak havoc. Be sure to store or protect outdoor furniture and accessories. Smaller items, such as cushions, umbrellas and drained hoses, should be stored in sheds or basements. Protect larger patio furniture and grills with tarps or custom-fit covers. A roll of strong, all-weather tape, like T-Rex Tape, can fix any rips or holes you may find along the way. Unlike other tapes, it is designed to withstand harsh temperatures to hold stronger and longer, ensuring your items will be in great shape for spring grilling season. Visit trextape.com for more information.

Thanks to a plethora of online resources, weatherizing doesn’t have to seem daunting. By watching a few short videos and following some easy instructions, you can have your home ready for whatever weather winter brings. (StatePoint)

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Finances Time- and Budget- Stretching Tips for the Self-Employed

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he ability to stretch a budget can help businesses or those who are self-employed weather lean times and flourish in good periods, and being efficient with time can mean surviving a busy season with your sanity intact. But these principles can be hard to uphold. To help, here are a few tips to assist freelancers, entrepreneurs and small business owners to make more happen with existing resources.

needs is extremely useful,” says Melanie Salinas a photographer and the blogger behind “Story of Five.” Salinas, who recently partnered with Staples as part of their #MakeMoreHappen campaign to help small business owners learn about resources to help them get things done, is a frequent user of both Staples’ online hub, as well as their in-store Copy & Print center. Keep Expenses Organized

Seek Out Resources Taking care of certain logistics is easier these days, as retailers like Staples offer resources for small businesses, such as their Small Business Hub, where you can design and order business cards, print marketing flyers and posters, get invitations, announcements, calendars and brochures, many on the same day that you place the order. “When you are on a tight schedule, having one place where you can go that meets a bulk of your small business

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“Don’t mix business with pleasure. Easier said than done when you’re working from home, but it’s a must. Keep business expenses separate from family expenses,” says Salinas. It may seem like an extra step now, but you can avoid accounting headaches and help make tax time a breeze by staying organized. Good organization will also help ensure you don’t overlook expenses that could lower your taxes. Create a Workspace

If you are looking to take your business to the next level, it’s important that you have a dedicated workspace where you can get stuff done. Look to programs like Staples Rewards to get cash back on purchases, special coupons and deals. “Even if it’s just a corner of your bedroom, creating a functional workspace will help you boost productivity,” says Kayla Buell, who runs “Gen Y Girl,” a Millennial career and lifestyle blog, who recommends sprucing up the area with supplies and décor that inspire and motivate you.

you want to hire you,” says Susan and William Brinson, who own a thriving photography business and blog at “House of Brinson.” “We use the weeks where we’re slow -- around the holidays for instance -- to work on promotions.” More business ideas to save time and money can be found by visiting Staples.com and by following #MakeMoreHappen on social media. Give yourself a cushion -- both on your calendar and in your wallet. Smart approaches to running your business will boost your productivity and stretch your budget. (StatePoint)

Use Time Wisely Marketing yourself or promoting your business can be tough, especially if your days are full working for existing customers and keeping your business going. “Promoting sounds like a lot of work when you’re bursting at the seams, but you have to communicate with people

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he Cayucos Christmas Tree Lighting (the first Sunday in December) has been going on at least 30 years with varying traditions along the way. There were several years the tree was decorated by Cayucos School kids, but their ornaments fell apart when there was bad weather, so now the chamber provides weatherproof ornaments. We still do get some classes that make ornaments and we put them up. Historically the Cayucos Community Church pastor does a welcome and a church choir sings a few carols. Then Santa and Mrs. Claus arrive via fire engine with the siren going and lights flashing; it’s a sight to see! When they disembark from the fire engine, they meander along the crowd and then head to Santa’s house to visit with each visiting child. The church provides hot chocolate and cookies. The tree is purchased through a Cayucos School, which gets the trees from Washington. The Cayucos Rotary Club has purchased the community tree in the past years. The rotary, Cayucos chamber and other volunteers help set the tree up and decorate it, which requires tractor equipment. Last year the Cayucos Rotary Club funded the building of a Victorian Santa’s house, the first solid structure Cayucos has ever had for Santa. It’s authentic and absolutely beautiful, right down to the architecture, including windows, roofline, entry, and color scheme. The inside features paneling, wood floors, a fake fireplace with mantle and a train running along the wall towards the ceiling. Two brothers spearheaded the building of the project and a local interior designer designed and decorated the house. The house is stored on a ranch during the rest of the year. We have an awesome Santa. He really spends time with the kids and makes their visits personal. The Christmas Open House (second Saturday in December) was started 9 years ago by Gina Spencer, current chamber board member and past owner of Lady Spencer Fine Gifts. She wanted to create an opportunity for merchants to show-

case their businesses by staying open late one day during the holiday season. This would also allow for community members and visitors to do their Christmas shopping on a Saturday evening. She also created a Wishbook, a pamphlet that listed the businesses that would be open and what they had going on; for example: discounts, raffles, specials, giveaways, refreshments, entertainment, etc. That way people could see if they wanted to go anywhere in particular. It was a great success in its first year and continues to be a great event not only for the merchants, but it also brings the community together. It’s so nice to see people mingling on the street and enjoying each other and the town. Over the years we have also incorporated the Morro Bay trolley and horse carriage rides. These have been a big hit and it’s free for people to take rides along Ocean Avenue. Sponsorships and the chamber of commerce cover the costs for these. The chamber looks to the Christmas Open House as a means to create community goodwill and it certainly does. The Cayucos Garden Club also gives out decoration awards. There is a winner for outdoor decorating and for indoor decorating. Some storefronts have so little

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ing my knife on the faux crystal glass to command their attention. “We have news,� I say. “Christmas Eve seems a perfect time to tell. Max and I are having a baby.� Grace eyes my stomach and slurs, “That’s why you’re so fat.� “Due in June,� Max says. “A little girl.� Grace watches the conversation brighten with congratulations from the siblings and she jumps in quick. “Well, I’m giving birth to hemorrhoids.� Then, through a mouth full of yams, she lambasts her gay neighbors and all candyass liberals. I bring up the new light display in town, but can’t seem to extricate us. A tirade on her worthless dead husband prevails. Max winces at the shredding of his gentle father. One hour in, his sister checks her watch, feigns stomach cramps and makes a hasty exit. His brother and wife chime in unison, “we’d best get back to the kids,� and follow her out. “I haven’t even had my damn pie!� Grace shouts. She glares, daring us to leave. We stay seated. She knocks her wine glass over, then stumbles up to bed.

Max and I stack the dishes. They’ll keep till morning. Grace will explode at the sight of them, but she’d be ranting on some other disappointment anyway. Upstairs in Max’s childhood room, we shove beds together and get as close as we can without falling between. I sneak Pru in next to me. Grace relegated her to the screen porch, but it’s thirty degrees out there. “Merry Christmas,� Max tells me. We both grin in the dark. “You’re my favorite surprise,� he whispers and kisses me. We’re careful not to let the bedsprings screech as we touch. I stroke his face and tell him with my fingertips that I thank every god in every religion for the gift of him. Pru snuggles in with a contented canine sigh. I think on Grace and can’t imagine not feeling appreciative for at least one thing in life. What a prison—the drip, drip of acid eroding her soul. Max wipes tears from his eyes. “We won’t be doing this again,� he promises. It cripples him every year. Interventions and compassion combust like kerosene on Grace’s rage. “Healthy boundaries are a gift,� I say, kissing his neck. “And, gratitude, the

greatest gift of all.� I inhale the healing power of that notion as Max puts his hand on the swell of my belly. Our baby will always know that we thank the moon and stars for her every breath. Sharyl Heber is a novelist, screenwriter and poet. She has served as the Director of the SLO NightWriters Golden Quill writing competition and as judge for the SLO Coastal School District student writing competition. She has won awards of her own for prose and poetry, including First Place in Short Fiction in the 2016 Central Coast Writers Conference Contest. Sharyl is a member of SLO NightWriters and has served on their Board of Directors— For writers at all levels in all genres, find them online at slonightwriters.org.

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Health & Wellness Rehab like Basketball MVP Stephen Curry By Michele S Jang, PT

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away from the ankles and towards another part of Steph’s body….his hips. Steph’s rehab changed to building his glutes, and improving hamstring, core and back strength. They incorporated single leg exercises to build balance but combined building of hip and back strength simultaneously. The results were outstanding. Now Steph makes 3 pointers from half court look easy. He has scored the most 3 pointers in a season in the history of the NBA. This concept of focusing on the hips is critical and is embraced by our team at Spirit Winds. I love sharing Steph’s story with clients who come in with knee, ankle or foot problems. I let them know that they are being trained with the same concept as Steph Curry. The stronger you are in your hips, particularly your glutes, hamstring

stubborn knee, ankle or foot problem that won’t go away, please reach out to us. We’d be happy to help guide you in your rehab and train you like Steph Curry!

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By Michael Elliott Local Focal Point- A lot has to be said for the Cal Poly football team and the season that is now behind it. That being said, let’s say it. Head coach Tim Walsh’s gridiron grapplers had a positive season even though it ended on a negative note. The Mustangs played perhaps one of the most daunting of schedules in all of college football, relevant to their division, and posted a respectable 7-5 won-loss record. An overtime loss right out of the gate to Nevada on the road and the scintillating 42-41 victory at home versus FCS stalwart Montana were truly indicative of the grit and determination of this Cal Poly team that qualiďŹ ed for the FCS playos. The Mustangs had whipped up on their playo opponent, the University of San Diego, back in week two by a score of 38-16 and were naturally exuding supreme conďŹ dence going into the playo match. However, on a slick and sloppy turf at home at Alex G. Spanos Stadium the ‘Stangs were turned back 35-21. Poly’s three-pronged rushing attack was very formidable this year as Joe Protheroe, Kori Garcia and Dano Graves bludgeoned defenseless defenses and became the #1 rushing oense in the FCS. Quite the feat for those feet. Going to hang the green and gold stocking out now and hope that Santa delivers a bit more defense and a more proliďŹ c passing game to next year’s team. Keep riding high Mustangs as SLO County and the Central Coast are proud of you. Only The Strong Survive- But not this one! The University of Texas jettisoned head football coach Charlie Strong from its program after Strong’s Longhorns produced an abysmal 16-21 record over his three-year stint in Austin. From the moment Strong was hired he had detractors and they seemed to multiply as the years dragged on. As the losses piled up they piled on. The worst kept secret in the land was that University of Houston head coach Tom Herman was being wooed in the wings and that winsome wooing began oozing

out of Texas at the beginning of this football season. Poor ‘ol Charlie didn’t stand a chance. As much as his players tried to rally around their beleaguered coach it was going to be for naught in the end, as his Longhorns just didn’t have the horses to run with the big boys of college football. As soon as the clock ran out on their ďŹ nal game it ran out on Charlie Strong as well as the announcement came that Strong was ďŹ red and Herman was hired. But on a positive note for Charlie, he will be walking away with 10-plus million pesos for being terminated before his contract expired. Now, that Strong will survive! Just Wondering- Speaking of, just wondering if any of you out there have ever heard the song “Only The Strong Surviveâ€? recorded by one Jerry Butler? Didn’t think so. Howz ‘bout “Coming On Strongâ€? by Brenda Lee? The USC Trojans obviously have turned an ear to the latter as they are most certainly coming on strong, having won eight games in a row and are moving up the charts with a bullet. Just wondering why in the world author›s names are printed much larger than their book titles on front covers. Must be an ego thing. Just wondering how way cool it is that the University of Colorado in Boulder has goal posts that break down in easy fashion so that students can storm the ďŹ eld and not destroy the posts, as they did in the #9 Bualoes recent victory over Utah which sent them directly to the PAC12 championship game versus Washington. Just wondering why in the dickens Parade magazine has to be so very tiny nowadays and, more importantly, why does it have to be so frustratingly buried in and amongst the Sunday comics and adds? Just wondering if San Francisco 49ers QB Colin Kaepernick even knows what a rampart is. Do you? Just wondering if you want to stu Michael’s stocking at sportshsorts8@gmail.com

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The SLO Little Theatre presents A Christmas Story and The Santaland Diaries this December! A Christmas Story is based on the beloved 1983 motion picture, which follows 9-year-old Ralphie Parker on his Christmas quest for a Red Ryder BB gun. The Santaland Diaries is a remarkable one-man show based on the true chronicles of David Sedaris’s experiences as Crumpet the Elf in Macy’s Santaland display. This cult classic riffs on a few of Sedaris’ truly odd encounters with his fellow man during the height of the holiday crunch. A Christmas Story runs December 3 through 23 with performances on Wednesdays, Thursdays, Fridays, Saturdays and Sundays at 7 p.m. and Saturdays and Sundays at 2 p.m. The Santaland Diaries runs December 9 through 17 with performances on Fridays and Saturdays at 9:30 p.m. and Sunday, December 11 at 7 p.m. Tickets range from $15 to $35. All performances take place at the SLO Little Theatre, 888 Morro Street in San Luis Obispo. For tickets and more information, call 805-786-2440 or visit www.slolittletheatre.org. The Allan Hancock College Concert Band will perform their Annual Christmas Concert on FRIDAY evening, December 2, at 7:30PM. The concert will feature an eclectic mix of arrangements including: The Star Spangled Banner, Sleigh Ride, Israeli Fantasy, A Fireside Christmas, It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year, Fum Fum Fum, A Christmas Festival, A Canadian Brass Christmas and Christmas Sing-A-Long. This is a free concert with no tickets and open to the general public. The concert will take place at 7:30 p.m. on Friday, December 2 at the First Baptist Church, 2970

Santa Maria Way, Santa Maria, CA. For more information regarding the Hancock College Concert Band or this concert, please call (805) 922-6966, extension 3252.

The SLO Little Theatre presents A Christmas Story and The Santaland Diaries this December! A Christmas Story is based on the beloved 1983 motion picture, which follows 9-year-old Ralphie Parker on

his Christmas quest for a Red Ryder BB gun. The Santaland Diaries is a remarkable one-man show based on the true chronicles of David Sedaris’s experiences as Crumpet the Elf in Macy’s Santaland display. This cult classic riffs on a few of Sedaris’ truly odd encounters with his fellow man during the height of the holiday crunch. A Christmas Story runs December 3 through 23 with performances on Wednesdays, Thursdays, Fridays, Saturdays and Sundays at 7 p.m. and Saturdays and Sundays at 2 p.m. The Santaland Diaries runs December 9 through 17 with performances on Fridays and Saturdays at 9:30 p.m. and Sunday, December 11 at 7 p.m. Tickets range from $15 to $35. All performances take place at the SLO Little Theatre, 888 Morro Street in San Luis Obispo. For tickets and more information, call 805-786-2440 or visit www.slolittletheatre.org.

The Cuesta College Theater Department will stage, “The Emma Peel Game,” at the CP_AC’s Experimental Stage on the Hwy 1 campus. Performances are set for 9 p.m. Friday-Sunday, Dec. 2-4 and 7:30 p.m. Friday-Sunday, Dec. 9-11. Tickets are $15 and can be purchased online at www.cpactickets.cuesta.edu. The Emma Peel Show is a rock ‘n’ roll show inspired by the underground punk movement. Set in Oakland Calif., waterfront district, the show is part musical and part mystery thriller. It features live, punk rock and death metal music, skateboarding, and a mosh pit.

SLO Folks is bringing Lisa Lynne and Aryeh Frankfurter to town for a 7 p.m. Friday, Dec. 9 show at Coalesce Bookstore, 845 Main St., Morro Bay. Tickets are $20 a person and available at the bookstore, or call 772-2880. Lynne and Frankfurter are multiinstrumentalists playing such exotic instruments as Celtic Harps, Swedish Nyckelharpa, Ukrainian Bandura,

Bouzouki, Cittern and more. Hailing from San Francisco, the duo have long careers in rock music and have played with some of the biggest names in folk and acoustic music. See: www.slofolks. org. For more information on the band.

Suspended Motion Aerial Arts’ Winter Showcase is set for 7-9 p.m. Friday-Saturday, Dec. 2-3 at the at studio, 207 Suburban Rd., San Luis Obispo. Tickets at the door are $15 adults, $10 students, seniors and children, and are free for kids under-3. Doors open at 6:30 p.m. Aerialists will perform aerial dances on silk, lyra, rope and other cirque-style apparatuses.

Kerry Irish Productions presents An Irish Christmas at the Clark Center Arroyo Grande. The production features the extraordinary coming together of two of the greatest dancers in the modern world of Irish dance. Take a journey through Christmas in Ireland with superb dancing, traditional singing and authentic Irish traditional music celebrating the international spirit of the holiday season. An Irish Christmas, as seen on PBS, features an award-winning cast of Irish dancers in a memorable night of family entertainment that sparkles with the charm and magic that only this festive time of year can bring. The performance will be on Tuesday, December 6 at 7 p.m. at the Clark Center in Arroyo Grande. Tickets range from $36 to $48 and are on sale now! For tickets and more information, call 805-489-9444 or visit www.clarkcenter.org.

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The Red Barn Community Music Series presents Jim Kweskin and Geoff Muldaur in concert at 6 p.m. Saturday, Dec. 3 in Los Osos. Cost is $20 at the door and the night starts at 5 p.m. with a potluck supper and potluck band. Bring a dish to share, place settings and BYOB. Kweskin and Muldaur are masters of old-time roots and acoustic blues music. Combining a loose, good-time feel with astonishing musicianship, they make old songs feel quirky, hip, and new. See: http://jimkweskin.com or www.geoffmuldaur.com/index.html

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Cal Poly’s Music Department will present a lecture-recital on Aaron Copeland’s “Twelve Songs of Emily Dickenson” at 3 p.m. Saturday, Dec. 10 in the Davidson Music Center (Rm. 218 of Bldg. 45) on campus. Admission is $5 at the door. The event is sponsored by Cal Poly’s College of Liberal Arts and Music Department. The event will feature soprano, Katherine Arthur, pianist Paul Woodring and guest lecturer, Mary Kay Harrington.

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Cal Poly a cappella ensemble, Take It SLO, will present its Annual Holiday Concert at 1 and 7 p.m. Sunday, Dec. 4, in Rm. 218 in the Davidson Music Center (Bldg. 45) on campus. Cost is $7 at the door. The 17-member ensemble will perform a variety of songs to raise the holiday spirit, plus some new works and old favorites, and featuring student arrangements. The group’s members represent a variety of majors on campus.

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Entertainment well as time-honored favorites. St. Bene’s is at 2220 Snowy Egret Ln., across from Los Osos Valley Cemetery off LOVR.

pop classics like, “Moondance,” jazz/funk arrangements like, “Fowl Play,” and contemporary jazz like Pat Metheny’s “See the World.” Sponsored by Cal Poly’s College of Liberal Arts, Music Department and Instructionally Related Activities Program.

Baywood Park rock ‘n’ roll band, Back Bay Betty, will play D’Anbino Cellars, 710 Pine St., in Paso Robles from 8-10:30 p.m. Saturday, Dec. 3. Cost is $10 at the door. The band is in the midst of recording live music and advises folks to wear their dancing shoes and call 2276800 for reservations. See: www. backbaybetty.com for more on the band’s future shows.

Hoapili Productions is bringing award-winning Hawaiian music stars, Kupaoa, for a “Hawaiian Christmas Concert,” at St. Benedict’s Church in Los Osos at 7 p.m. Friday, Dec. 2. Tickets are $20 a person and available online at: www. santamariahula.org or call (805) 8786793. Seating is limited and doors open at 6:30 p.m. Kupaoa is a husbandwife duo, Kellen and Lihau Paik, who perform original Hawaiian music as

Cal Poly’s University Jazz Bands will present their Annual Fall Jazz Concert at 8 p.m. Sunday, Dec. 2 in Spanos Theatre on the Cal Poly Campus. Tickets are $14 for the public and $9 for students and Jazz Federation members and are available in advance at the PAC Box Office, Mondays-Saturdays, noon to 6 p.m. Call 756-4849 or order online at: www.calpolyarts.org. The concert features two big bands and a pair of combos and tunes will include standards like, “Fly Me to the Moon,”

The San Luis Obispo County Jazz Federation is bringing back the Dave Becker All-star Quintet for an encore performance set for 7:30

p.m. Saturday, Dec. 3 at the Unity Concert Hall, 1130 Orcutt Rd., SLO. Tickets are $20 general admission, $15 for Jazz Fed members and $10 students, and available online at: BrownPaperTickets.com and BooBoo Records in Downtown SLO. Doors open at 7 p.m. Titled, “A Night at Birdland,” the show is “straight ahead, full throttle jazz reminiscent of the Horace Silver and Art Blakey groups of the Blue Note Era.” Multiple-reed player, Becker, and Bob Bennett on trumpet form the front live backed by Marshall Otwell, piano, Dylan Johnson, bass and Darrell Voss on drums.

The Cal Poly Choirs will present the annual holiday spectacular, “A Christmas Celebration” at 8 p.m. Saturday, Dec. 3, in the Performing Arts Center on campus. $14 and $18 for the public, and $9 and $14 for students, and are available in advance at the PAC Box Office, Mondays-Saturdays, noon to 6 p.m. Call 756-4849 or order online at: www.calpolyarts.org. PolyPhonics, the University Singers and the Cal Poly Early Music Ensemble will perform holiday favorites and new works under the direction of music professor,

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Cal Poly will present a lecturerecital of composer Aaron Copland’s music and inspired by Emily Dickinson’s poetry at 3 p.m. Saturday, Dec. 10 in the Davidson Music Center — Rm. 218 of Bldg. 45 — on campus. Cost is $5 at the door. The event features Soprano, Katherine Arthur, pianist Paul Woodring and guest lecturer, Mary Kay Harrington. Arthur said the show will “explore the inspiring genius of Dickinson’s poetry as represented in Copland’s ‘Twelve Songs of Emily Dickinson,’ a cycle of songs written for solo voice and piano.” Harrington discusses Dickinson’s life and poetry, and Arthur and Woodring will perform the music after the lecture.

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Dinner & A Movie Flavor Factory — Delicious Comfort Food, Killer Deserts By Teri Bayus

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very now and then a strip mall is home to some of the finest fare in the culinary world and we all forgive the lack of curbside appeal and stumble past the glass store to have a meal worth trekking through an industrial park. The “Factory” in the name may lead one to believe it is a manufacturing facility, but then you try the cuisine and know that this is proper grub. We stopped first at the Flavor Factory in Morro Bay because the coconut telegraphs of dessert connoisseurs were banging loudly about the mango cheesecake and chocolate bread pudding. Dawnelle Pollard is the owner/pastry chef who has earned much fame for the quality of her desserts, especially her decadent carrot cake with cream cheese frosting. Like her other half, Adam Pollard, who grinds the meats and preps in the open window every day, you can taste the love and devotion in every bite. The Flavor Factory offers two new soups daily, all savory perfection in a bowl, made even better with a wholesome ultimate grilled cheese sandwich. The pairing is a perfect comfort food, with a delectable twist of gourmet. Like their former restaurant, this hamburger joint is so much more than just a place for great burgers. In terms of flavor, quality items and blow-

your-mind food, this fast-casual café will impress everyone because Chef Adam is a culinary wizard. I loved that it was a burger joint without a TV, featuring local works of art instead of the pixel devil. I sauntered past the surprising salad bar, seeing the fresh i t e m s ,

gourmet salads and went back to the counter to buy a one-trip ticket through this ingot of greens featuring a fantastic Brussels sprout salad.

I began with the Sriracha, fried chicken sandwich served on a pretzel bun. It starts with the best in Mary’s chicken breast marinated in Sriracha Sauce, then coated in Corn Flakes and deep-fried. First, it was huge; second, it was delicious. Savory, hot and sweet all bundled into a flawless dish. Gary tried the Cambozola b u r g e r . Cambozola is a cow’s milk cheese that combines French softripened triple cream cheese and Italian Gorgonzola. We were told it was one of the most popular burgers and we concurred it was and for a good reason. It’s rich and zesty, combined with the mouth-watering steak burger; you were hit with a flavor explosion. All burgers and sandwiches are served with homemade macaroni salad or fresh cut steak fries. Burgers are house-ground daily from Chef Adam’s special blend of hormone free quality cuts. Burgers come with lettuce, tomato, house-made bread and butter pickles, red onions, and Secret Sauce on fresh pretzel toasted bun. Flavor variations include bacon jam, crispy

cheese stuffed green chilies, Morro Bay Avocado and more. I plan to try every one. We came back a week later and I had the Philly. I loved the horseradish liberally used and the meat was the best I have had in a sandwich. Rarely do I finish anything that big. But I devoured it. It was like prime rib with the horseradish, onions sautéed to sweetness, crispy red bell peppers, and gooey delicious cheese. All prepared on the grill, spatulas turning and mixing it constantly. It was a symphony of passion in each sandwich. Gary had the smoked pork loin sandwich with juicy South Carolina BBQ sauce and horseradish coleslaw. Again, it was perfection. After a stint to the salad bar, I’m convinced that the salads get the same treatment on the chopping board as the grill did for our sandwiches. My favorite was the Brussels sprout with vinaigrette dressing, kale and walnut. But then I really liked the macaroni salad with a bite of mustard seed. We marveled at this wonderful eatery. The menu is back to basics. They serve gourmet hamburgers, soups, custom sandwiches and homemade sauces, with a farmer’s market-fresh salad bar. There’s a kids menu, too. And they have craft beers on tap, local fine wines and, “Dawnelle’s killer desserts.” The Flavor Factory is open from 11 a.m. to 8 p.m. (closed WednesdaysThursdays). They are located at 420 Quintana Rd., in Morro Bay (in the Cookie Crook shopping center) or call for specials at (805) 772-4040.

‘Fantastic Beasts’ is Fantastically Beastly By Teri Bayus

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was thrilled to leap back into the wizardly world of Harry Potter, so I was excited to see “Fantastic Beast and Where To Find Them.” It’s 70 years before the events of the Harry Potter series, and the story deals with Newt Scarmonger (played by Eddie Redmayne), who was mentioned by Hermione Granger as the author of the “Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find” them book. The year is 1926, and Newt arrives in New York, hoping to find more magical creatures as a way of protecting them, and make the wizarding community more knowledgeable about them. There is a also a threat of a mysterious wizard named Gert Grinwald (Johnny Depp) who was considered the second most dangerous wizard behind the

infamous Lord Voldemort. There is also the no “Mags,” American for “Muggles,” who have hunted wizards and witches for centuries. I will say in terms of the film, it has a combination of light and dark moments like the first two Harry Potter films. Redmayne’s performance as Newt was just amazing. He nailed the character. His expressions, non-verbal language and kindness won me over almost instantly. He is a shy, closed person who absolutely loves all sorts of fantastic animals and more importantly understands them. It was a treat seeing him in every single frame. Percival Graves (Colin Farrell) was focused and powerful. What I liked was that throughout the whole story you weren’t really sure

whether Graves was bad or sort-of good. I find this morally gray personality compelling, especially in these times where we live in Disney Star Wars and Disney Marvel, both featuring bland protagonists and antagonists. Fantastic Beasts was a breath of fresh air. No-Maj was outright fun and interactions between Newt and him put a big smile on my face. The plot of the film was nothing groundbreaking, and was a little predictable at times. Special effects are sharp, clean and subtle. Beasts are colorful, properly magical and perfectly voiced. You will get lost in Newt’s zoo, never wanting to go back to real life. But characters jumped into telling backstories without having any real

purpose for the forward movement of the plot. Especially clumsy was Queenie (Allison Sudol), questioning Newt about the picture of a woman in his suitcase cabin. This moment felt so out of place and awkward. The story he gave us was interesting and deserved more than to be told on a side note without any meaning to the actual plot at hand.


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News Demolition, from page 1 There was also a 94-mile long, 6-inch pipeline from the tank farm to the Lemoore Naval Air Station buried in a 16.5-foot wide easement. The facility was closed in 1991 and in 1992 the offshore mooring and undersea pipeline were removed. What’s to become with the property, which was sold for $1.5 million by the Federal General Services Administration or GSA as surplus property in 2012, is not part of the current issue, but neighbors have said the plan is to subdivide the property for home sites. The owners and project applicants are Rhine L.P. and CVI Group, LLC and Chris Mathys is listed as their agent. And the story is a tragic tale, too after some scoundrel poisoned several San Clemente Island goats, a rather exotic looking and beautiful species that had been living on the property for many years doing weed control, and earning a place in the hearts of many who live in the neighborhood. The goats and their special relationship with neighbors is chronicled on a Facebook Page, including the skullduggery that eventually befell them. “After the Town Hall Meeting on Tuesday,” reads a post dated Sept. 9 on the goats’ Facebook Page, “some wonderful citizen who did not care for the caprines decided to do a mass poisoning of the herd. I now have six dead goats, and another two who most likely won’t make it. Anyone who might have seen the culprit, please let me know. I will go over the City Hall footage most carefully. This is the sickest of things.” Police are investigating the incident that angered many and help galvanize the neighborhood. (See: www. facebook.com/Goats-of-North-MorroBay-1511756879110308 for more on this aspect of the story.) At a recent meeting of a group of neighbors, calling itself “Morro Bay Stakeholders,” the depth of the concern these folks feel about this project and the deaths of the goats was palpable. Meeting in a small home adjacent to the tank farm, the machinations of a grassroots movement was gelling. Using the social network, “Nextdoor North Morro Bay,” word has spread and questions have been posed to the applicants, who answered them in writing. Letters and emails have been sent to the City stating concerns and objections. The pressure led to a planning commission decision being pushed back to give the applicants time to meet with neighbors and work out their issues. Among the concerns was that the hundreds of semi-truck trips that would be made up and down the narrow residential streets, could damage underground infrastructure like sewer and water lines. Trucks going to and from the site are slated to primarily use Sicily and Tahiti Streets. And the City has concluded that any road impacts would be less than if someone were building a home. “Overall,” reads a City staff report, “traffic impacts are likely to be less than what would occur in conjunction with home construction in terms of project duration, parking and number of trips.” The City report says to expect 40-50

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round-trip truck trips a day. The Stakeholders were also concerned with hazardous materials at the site, which the GSA’s report on the sale spelled out as mostly lead paint, asbestos and perhaps some leftover hydrocarbons from the jet fuel. The Stakeholders have also done a petition drive, and met with Mathys, who is himself a controversial figure in the politics of the City of Fresno, where he serves as a city councilman. One couple at the Stakeholders’ meeting remembered Mathys for his being sued in 2001 for violating the Federal Fair Housing Act. But perhaps the oddest part of this story is that the Stakeholders almost to a person are not against the removal of the tank farm per se. But they do want a more extensive environmental review and have asked that the developers put up a “performance bond” that would ensure that once begun the work is completed and to cover any damages to the streets and underground infrastructure that might occur. The Stakeholders have also contacted the Coastal Commission and the Commission staff is reportedly interested in the matter because of a small seasonal creek — called “No Name Creek” — that runs down from the hills through the tank farm. Having such a creek would automatically trigger protections under the Coastal Act, and make the project subject to potential appeal to the Coastal Commission. The staff report for the Dec. 6 Planning Commission meeting (6 p.m. at the Vet’s Hall), won’t be released until after The Bay News’ deadline, but from the previous report in early September, the project description reads, “demolition and removal of two large tanks, once used by the Navy to store jet fuel, one water tank, and all associated pumps and piping, both above and below ground. “Applicants are also now planning to remove the foundations beneath the tanks and the shot-crete on the berms to better enable soil testing and take advantage of equipment and trucks already in use. “Some grading will be necessary to enable access to the tanks and underground piping. Four Monterey cypress trees and one Myoporum would be removed. Buildings will remain.” The City produced a “Mitigated Negative Declaration” environmental review that lays out mitigations for anticipated environmental impacts. Included in that is the need for a permit from the County Air Pollution Control District and the SLO County Environmental Health Department. As for the setting, “Residential development is to the west and partially along the northern and southern boundaries of the site,” reads the City report. “To the east is vacant agricultural land outside City Limits. Most of the site has been extensively graded to create 15- to 20-foot tall berms around the two large tanks and a level area for pumps and buildings.” Zoning adjacent to the property is Residential-1 (single family homes), with a Planned Overlay and Environmentally Sensitive Habitat (for the creek area) that will require a setback for any future development. The property is “designated by the General Plan and Coastal Land Use Plan as General Light Industrial/Planned Development,” according to the report.

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Changes, from page 1 The publications will continue on as before, he explained, they just won’t be under the “Tolosa Press� name. Simply Clear Marketing, which was formed in 2005 by the Colhouers, with two other partners who left long ago, produces six, Home & Garden Expos — two each in San Luis Obispo, Monterey and Paso Robles — and one Health & Fitness Expo in SLO each year from February to October. “We have one expo in the spring and one in the fall in each of those communities,� said Colhouer. And 805 Loyal, which Diaz brought to the company more than 2-years ago, is a web development and social media creation and management company, also specializing in reputation management, video production and text message marketing. Colhouer explained that reputation management involves answering critiques of a business that might appear on websites like Yelp and Trip Advisor, and live streaming the best reviews onto a company’s website. The service of answering online questions and criticisms also includes answering compliments that a business might receive. “Research shows that answering the ‘good’ reviews is more important than answering the bad ones. We manage that and create a ‘loyalty’ with our clients’ customer base that they can leverage into even more business.� The new company, which will be called Simply Clear Marketing & Media, (see: www.simplyclearmarketing.com) will also include taking some big steps into video production. They’ve hired a veteran journalist and online expert, Justin Stoner, specifically to increase the company’s web and social media presence and thus its offerings to advertisers. “Video is really big in terms of search engines,� Colhouer said. “If you’re doing video, you’re going to get a lot more

exposure. It’s more attractive and people are more willing to share it across social media platforms.� The company will have a team of six working on the video production, and digital publishing end. The changes are helping the company to get leaner and more efficient, while increasing its offerings. “Now, we’re one company with an events division, a publishing division and a digital division. This will help us streamline our production process and improve customer service,� said Colhouer, who started with the company with the launching of The Coast News in the Five Cities area back in 2004. “We will be much more organized and streamlined.� The Bay News was started in 1989 as a small bi-weekly mainly covering Los Osos and is the backbone of the publications. And the online presence of the newspapers is changing as well, he said. The Bay News and Coast News will each have its own new website, with SLO City News remaining at the Tolosa Press site but with a new name. And the social media presence will also change. “We now have three websites and three social media platforms,� he said. “Each paper will have its own website with unique content. ‘Tolosa Press’ will cease to be.� And, “Simply Clear Marketing & Media will have its own website as well.� As with any new website, there may be some growing pains that have yet to emerge, but Colhouer said the sites are up now and will be modified to include the other services. The newspapers came together in 2007 under the Tolosa Press name when the SLO City News, owned by Chris and Mary Gardner, combined with The Bay News and The Coast News, which the Colhouers owned. The Gardners left the company about 3-years ago. The papers will continue as bi-weeklies (publishing every other Thursday) but with some major content changes as well, Colhouer said, returning the papers to their beginnings.

News “There’s something to be said about going back to our roots,� he said. “There’ll be more ‘micro-local’ coverage, more news and local features.� That means the hefty center section — titled “Central Coast Life� and containing content shared among the three papers — will be cut back opening up more space for news, unique to the individual papers’ circulation areas. “We want to move back to individual papers covering their individual markets,� he said. They also plan to expand the business news content, expanding the current four pages to eight-10 and shared by all three newspapers in a center section. The name “Central Coast Life� will also be changed. That section will continue to carry columnists King Harris and Judy Salamacha, Teri Bayus’ “Dinner and a Movie,� and entertainment and community calendar pages, too. And the popular, combined, “Police Blotter� will continue as well in all three papers. And a front page redesign begins with this issue. “It’ll still be a pretty hefty center section but with more flexibility and more space for more unique stories. There’ll be more of a news hole when we cut the middle section from 24 pages down to 16-18.� All these changes “have been in the works for pretty much the past year,� he said. “We love publishing newspapers, but we want to compliment it with a more robust digital presence. This will give more options to our advertisers, with more digital advertising options on the individual websites and their social media platforms, too. “We’ll be sending out more links to our stories. Whatever is in the newspapers will have links sent out on social media platforms and additional advertising opportunities embedded in the digital platforms.� The changes will give more opportunities for stories to be read, as well as for ads to be seen, he added. If readers are concerned their local

papers have one foot out the door and the other on a banana peel, Colhouer said the opposite is true. “We’re not moving away from our print products,� he said. “We’re spending time, energy and resources to enhance what we’re doing with our newspapers. “The digital presence is really to shine a brighter light on the print products.� Despite a trend in recent years of newspapers ceasing publication in favor of online content, with some major news outlets — most notably some national newspapers and news magazines — switching entirely to online, Colhouer said things are turning around for print media. “Our advertising revenue has grown year after year for the past 10 years,� he said. “People hear that newspapers are a ‘dying breed’ but that’s not true of community newspapers. Community papers have grown year after year in both revenue, readership and relevance.� Tolosa Press tripled in size over the past 10 years, he added. “We’re not running away from newspapers we’re running towards the future of newspapers.� He added that some large papers have been moving in the direction of having several smaller papers, focused on local news, instead of just one huge paper with a lot of content that people aren’t much interested in. “It’s flattering that they’re moving towards our business model,� Colhouer said. “They’re moving towards less frequent publications with web enhancements.� As a side note, the changes will also affect readers’ email contact with the various editors of The Bay News, Coast News and SLO City News. Instead of the suffix “@tolosapress.com,� the new email address will be “@simplyclearmarketing. com.� These changes will be reflected in the newspapers’ staff boxes on Page 2. “We’ll probably leave the Tolosa Press emails up for some time,� Colhouer said, “but all emails will be forwarded to the new addresses.� Return emails will come from the new addresses.

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he Morro Bay Triathlon was held Nov. 5 in Morro Bay as All Out Events brought back its Olympic and Sprint Distance races, which also included races that allowed kayaking and stand up paddle boarding instead of a chilly swim in the Morro Bay Harbor Olympic Distance was a 1.5-kilometer swim in the bay, followed by a 40K bike ride and ending with a 10K run mostly on the beach. First place went to Shane Arters, 47, in 2-hours 3-minutes and 46-seconds; second was Jonathan Harmse, 32, in 2:14:31 and third was Vilen Rodeski, 34 in 2:17:08. Top woman was Christine Scott, 34, in 2:21:53, with Meghan Earley, 25, hot on her heels in 2:22:29. Scott was eighth overall and Earley ninth. Ash Snyder, 25, was the third woman finisher in 2:27:50 and 18th overall. First place in the Sprint Triathlon Race was Stuart Suplick, 20, in 1:09:39. Second place was Derrill Stepp, 54, in 1:12:12 and third was James Lamb, 23, 1:12:36. Sprint distance is a 750-meter swim, 20.5K bike ride and 5.4K run. First Sprint woman finisher and seventh overall was Jackie Cohen, 52, in 1:16:11. Second woman and 9th overall was Mary Jo Wright, 23, in 1:18:27 and third woman and 17th overall was Tess Edwards, 15, in 1:22:58. The top men’s Sprint Relay Team was Team Kavak-Bardales-Singh, in 1:25:28.3 and the top women’s Sprint team was Team Krausse-Shirley-Tesk, in 1:43.01.4 Sprint Mixed Relay Team winner was Team Shaffer in 1:13:37.8 and top Sprint SUP Relay team was Team Stamper-Chroman-Reye in 1:47:56.6 Winner in the Sprint Kayak Race was James Prizmich, 42, in 1:26:50 with Scott Demody, 49, second in 1:28:55 and Marcus Koenen, 50, was third in 1:35:47. Top woman was Amy Steets, 33, in 1:39:02, Melissa Keating, 25, was second in 1:52:41 and Jocelyn Courtney, 25, was third in 1:52:46. Olympic Team Relay winner was Team Friedman-Strachan-Ta, 37, in 2:56:16.2 with Team Conway-Davis-

Smead, 31, second in 3:10:29.2. Olympic mixed team w i n n e r was Team StewartKim-Boyd, 43, in 2:45:30.1 with no others listed n the race results. Same for the Olympic Kayak Relay M i x e d , as Team SeymourWhite, 56, finished in 3:13:49.3 In the Olympic Kayak Race, B o b b y Carpenter, 62, was first in 2:26:03, with Mark Haley, 61, second in 2:55:43 and Anthony Clayburg, 43, third in 3:08:21. Top woman and sixth overall was Natalie Uduwela, 26, in 3:18:30, second was Barbara Burgess, 55, 10th overall in

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It’s Christmas Time in Los Osos/Baywood Park!

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ocal events abound with the annual Christmas Parade, a Community Christmas tree, and many businesses hosting holiday events. It will be a good time for all!

Los Osos. The community is invited to bring an ornament with $1 (will be donated to the Food Bank; each $1 generates $10 worth of food) to the Chamber Office (open between 10 a.m. and 4 p.m. on Monday through Friday) by December 23. More information will be available on the Chamber website about ornament donations or you can contact Executive Director Dawn Rodden at (805) 528-4884. Please remember that the tree is going to be outside so the ornament should be waterproof and sturdy. This ornament can represent what the holiday means or represents to you. Or, in honor of a loved one.

PARADE. The theme of the 29th Annual Los Osos Christmas Parade is “Super Hero Christmas,” and Lou Ferrigno (TV’s Incredible Hulk) is our Grand Marshall! Lou currently is a Volunteer Reserve Deputy with the San Luis Obispo County Sheriff’s Department. Another highlight is the Sheriff’s Viper car, returning this year. The parade begins at 10 a.m. on December 10 at Fairchild Way and Los Osos Valley Road (LOVR) and proceeds down LOVR to Palisades (next to the Red Barn). This parade is open to all businesses, organizations, and community groups. Entry forms are online at lobpchamber.org, and the deadline to enter is December 5. Participants are encouraged to decorate and costume their employees, cars, floats, and/or whatever else they will be showcasing to express their best creative idea of a SUPERHERO CHRISTMAS. Awards will be given for:

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Palisades, next to the Red Barn fence. The 8 ft. Noble Fir is being donated by Los Osos Auto Body. It will be placed on a pedestal, built by Chad Carroll (Chamber Board member and owner of Baywood Ale House). Lights powered by solar are sponsored by Los Osos Rotary and installed by Rotarian Gary Dove. Other sponsors include Celebrate

OTHER HOLIDAY EVENTS. Many local businesses and organizations hold special events this time of year. Information about these events can be found on the Chamber website (lobpchamber.org) so keep an eye on that calendar for event postings and updates. This is the time when we urge you to SHOP locally and support the many businesses in our community. It builds our community spirit!


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The SLO Chamber of Commerce recently celebrated the addition of their new member, Thomas Hill Organics, with a ribbon cutting ceremony

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The SLO Chamber celebrated Thomas Hill Organics with a ribbon cutting ceremony on Nov. 14. Thomas Hill Organics, located at 858 Monterey St. in SLO, is a bistro and wine bar dedicated to serving creative, fresh food and highlighting unique wines from the Central Coast. The menu changes weekly depending on the season and the availability of ingredients. They work with local providers to procure: local, natural and grass-fed livestock for their beef, lamb and free range poultry. The fish is fresh from local fisheries and providers. The bread is made exclusively by in-town bakers. For more information, visit thomashillorganics.com.

Vina Robles Amphitheatre in Paso Robles, which is exclusively programmed by Nederlander Concerts, experienced a record-breaking 2016 season with more than $3.5 million in ticket sells, 60,000 plus attendees, and 30 live events.

The SLO Chamber of Commerce recently celebrated the addition of their new member, California Fresh Market, with a ribbon cutting ceremony

“For decades the region has needed something new and exciting for bands and their fans and the Vina Robles Amphitheatre has now become the Central Coasts’ live music destination,” Alex Hodges, CEO for Nederlander Concerts. Nederlander Concerts promotes and produces a wide range of quality live entertainment throughout the United States and is ranked among the top 25 promoters in the country. In its fourth year of operation, the Vina Robles Amphitheatre increased sales by 33 percent from 2015 and hosted 76 hours of live entertainment, featuring world-renowned artists such as Dolly Parton, Amy Schumer, Kevin Hart, Jackson Browne and Bonnie Raitt, among others.

The SLO Chamber celebrates member, ACG Business Consulting with a ribbon cutting ceremony at 6238 Orcutt Rd. San Luis Obispo. ACG focuses on “delivering thorough, indepth solutions for small and medium businesses that are looking for practical results to create a competitive advantage in their markets.” ACG Provides custom workshop, keynotes and corporate events. Find more information at their website http://www.acgalletti.com/or read their blog at http://www.acgalletti. com/articles/.

The SLO Chamber of Commerce recently celebrated the addition of their new member, Ubatuba Acai, with a ribbon cutting ceremony. The business serves acai bowls, a popular way to serve the berries from Brazil. According the owners, they, «put a dollop of frozen açai in the bottom of the bowl and pile on the toppings.» Toppings include granola, bananas, strawberries and one more of the customer›s choice. A scoop of Greek yogurt, peanut butter or nuts can be added to increase protein and, according to their website,»make your bowl even more indulgent.» For more information, go online to: ubatubaacai.com.

Rabobank N.A. recently made a $7,500 donation to Family Care Network, Inc. to assist in safety upgrades to the nonprofit’s rehabilitation properties in San Luis Obispo. The properties provide safe living spaces where current and former foster youth can learn independent living skills. Family Care Network, Inc. provides a number of programs designed to strengthen and support foster children, youth and families impacted by trauma living on the Central Coast. Since its inception, the agency’s programs have grown to annually serve between 1,700– 1,800 children, youth and families living in San Luis Obispo and Santa Barbara counties.

Achievement House and NCI Affiliates, which matches disabled residents with jobs. The kits are being sold at the Achievement House’s booth during the Thursday Night Farmer’s Markets in SLO. They include a re-usable 2-liter glass jar, a recipe/instruction book and three seasoning packets Quick Pickle Kits was founded by Connoisseur Creation’s, Andrea Wasko. Wasko created the Quick Pickle Kit so that anyone could easily make and enjoy the traditional recipe her mother created in 1950. The spice packets come in three flavors: bread & butter, dill, and sweet. Any vegetable can be pickled. Once canned, it just takes three days until they are ready to eat. The Kits are $40 each.

Bianchi Winery and Tasting Room will bring on veteran winemaker, J. Chris Stanton, to head up operations in Paso Robles. Stanton a graduate of the University of California, Davis has over twenty years of experience in the industry and was hired to replace Bianchi’s longtime winemaker, Tom Lane, who retires this year. Stanton teamed up with his brother to start Sobriquet Winery in Napa Valley, Calif. Together they crafted four Sobriquet wines which consistently received 90+ ratings. “We’re thrilled to bring Chris onboard and are confident that his simple, but thorough and passionate approach to winemaking will fit quite well at Bianchi,” said proprietor, Beau Bianchi.

For the sixth consecutive year, the Society of Women Engineers (SWE) conferred its Gold Award for outstanding overall programming on Cal Poly SWE. The recognition was among numerous honors the club received at the SWE national conference, held Oct. 27-29 in Philadelphia. Cal Poly placed second in the national Team Tech Competition for a catheter localization (mapping) device designed for St. Jude Medical. The sensor-enabled device can track catheter tips as they move through the body without using the X-ray-based imaging technique fluoroscopy. In addition, Cal Poly alumna, Tracy Van Houten received the Emerging Leader Award, which recognizes professional engineers with 10 to 15 years of industry experience who have demonstrated outstanding technical excellence resulting in significant accomplishments. Van Houten is currently the flight system lead for NASA’ Mars 2020 project.

The SLO Chamber celebrated the grand opening of California Fresh Market with a ribbon cutting ceremony on Nov.12. California Fresh Market is located at 771 Foothill Blvd, San Luis Obispo. For more information, visit californiafreshmarket.com.

The Achievement house has partnered with NCI Affiliates and Connoisseur Creations to make pickle kits. The kits are assembled by workers with the

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Stagecoach Liquor in Atascadero has installed solar panels to help reduce electricity costs. “I used to spend as much as $2,300 a month on my y electric bill,” said Michael Hawkins. “Once I heard I could save over $1,000 per month with solar, I decided to move forward.” “Our gas pumps, fans, refrigerators for the liquor and food, parking lot and outdoor signage consume an enormous amount of energy.” says Hawkins. “That equipment is vital to my business and there is no way to reduce my energy usage. When solar became an option I knew it was a smart business and environment decision.” y The SLO Chamber celebrates member, Cal Poly SBDC for Innovation and Entrepreneurship with a ribbon cutting ceremony. The Cal Poly Center for Innovation and Entrepreneurship (CIE) helps

On Nov. 16, the SLO Chamber celebrated member Port of Subs with a ribbon cutting ceremony. Port of Subs, located at 2252 Broad St. SLO, sandwiches are prepared while the customer looks on. Port of Subs also offers breakfast grillers, Sliced Fresh Grillers™, fresh salads, chips, an

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extensive line of party trays, desserts and a variety of refreshing beverages; according to their website. For more information, visit portofsubs.com.

United Way of SLO County is pleased to announce that www. VolunteerSLO.org, the local online volunteer center, has been sponsored by Union Bank. Also, the United Way Youth Board, a youth philanthropy and leadership development program, has been sponsored by Wells Fargo. VolunteerSLO.org connects local agencies with motivated volunteers

looking for compatible opportunities. Representatives from nonprofit organizations can recruit volunteers for special one-day events or ongoing needs, as well as promote their upcoming events. Volunteers can browse posted opportunities and connect with their favorite organizations by becoming a fan. VolunteerSLO suggests opportunities based on a volunteer›s interests and past work, and can track their volunteer hours. Employers and service clubs can find opportunities to accommodate large groups, and sign up to volunteer as a team. Thanks to the generous donation from Union Bank, VolunteerSLO.org is free for both nonprofit organizations and volunteers to use.

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Blood inventory levels are currently projected to be lower during the 2016 holiday season compared to this same time period in 2015. As a result, United Blood Services California is encouraging blood donors of all types to give blood now. “Every two seconds, someone in the United States needs blood. There has been a significantly lower number of blood donors giving blood this holiday season,” said Scott Edward, Donor Marketing and Communications Director at United Blood Services California. “It is crucial for those who can donate to please schedule their appointment today, because patients throughout our community and beyond are depending on it.” Blood donors can schedule their appointment today at blood4life.org or by calling 877-827-4376.

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attendance is $30. The seminar takes place Wednesday, Dec. 7 from 8:30-11:30 a.m. at the Courtyard by Marriott, 1605 Calle Joaquin, San Luis Obispo. To RSVP or for more information, email brendan@ visitsanluisobispocounty.com or call 805.541.8000.

The SLO Chamber of Commerce recently celebrated the addition of their new member, ACG Business Consulting, with a ribbon cutting ceremony

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The SLO Chamber of Commerce recently celebrated the addition of their new member, Ubatuba Acai, with a ribbon cutting ceremony

Senior Nutrition Program is now Meals That Connect, providing free meals to seniors.

Meals That Connect

Bringing dignity and independence to seniors Thirty-nine percent of seniors have to sacrifice food to pay for medical care. Many seniors have trouble getting nutritious meals or are forced to cut out meals for financial reasons. In San Luis Obispo County, 14% of seniors don’t get enough food. Meals That Connect, Senior Nutrition Program of SLO County, is a local nonprofit that combats these statistics. This organization serves hot, nutritious noontime meals to residents of SLO County age 60 or older, for free. Incorporated in 1991, Meals that Connect now serves 1800 seniors countywide. Every weekday, seniors gather in 10 dining rooms throughout the county to eat a meal together. The community aspect of the

program is an incredibly valuable component, as many seniors deal with isolation and loneliness. In addition, volunteers deliver meals to homebound seniors who cannot travel to the dining rooms. This service has the added benefit that these seniors are checked in on every day. These genuine human interactions are invaluable to homebound seniors, and also gives them the pride of being able to remain in their own homes longer. Meals That Connect relies on the support of donors and volunteers as they work toward their vision of providing a meal every day to every senior who needs one. For more information and to donate, visit mealsthatconnect.org.

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Sellers Pay Buyers Closing Costs By Nancy Puder

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hy should the seller pay a buyer’s closing costs? Sellers who already feel they have sacriďŹ ced enough equity due to current market conditions, are sometimes indignant that the buyer would also ask for help getting their loan. The fact is that these days, the most popular loans are either USDA or VA with 100% ďŹ nancing or FHA requiring only a 3.5% down payment. Many of these buyers simply do not have the additional funds necessary to pay the loan costs. I suppose one could argue that Grandpa never paid anyone’s closing costs and he had to put 20% down. Perhaps one could also argue that the buyers of today need to have more skin in the game if we are ever going to have a robust housing

economy again. One may be correct in his opinion , but the current reality is that there may still be a for saleâ€? sign on the front lawn a few months from now if you refuse to work with the buyer. Something else to consider is that when a seller agrees to pay the buyer’s closing costs, they are probably helping to turn a buyer who “wantsâ€? to buy a home into a buyer who is then “ableâ€? to buy a home. Buyer closing costs are just one more item on a seller net sheet. My advice is to examine the buyer’s entire oer. If the number at the bottom is attractive, ask your agent to mark your listing sold! Nancy Puder is a real estate broker with Keller Williams Realty Central Coast. Call or Text Nancy (805)7102415 with your real estate questions anytime. She always enjoys hearing from you! To access other articles written by Nancy Puder, go to www. nancypuderassociates.com. Readers can also email nancy@nancypuder. com with questions or to discuss their real estate needs.

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As The Election Dust Settles… Bottom Line By Michael Gunther

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his election cycle has been said to be one of most challenging and thought provoking for a number reasons. No matter what party affiliation you have or the results you were hoping for, as a leader or business owner it is important to remember the aspects of leading a team, as we enter the realm of a new president. I first must admit that through all my years of leading teams, I have never experienced or seen my team and customers express so many emotions, concerns or fear of the unknown related to a Presidential Election. The energy surrounding this election cycle has created workplace tension and anxiety at unprecedented levels. As the dust settles, we as leaders need to remember what we must do to ensure that our organizations can continue to thrive and our teams can continue to

excel to new levels of performance. One of the important lessons learned, from my perspective, is that leaders have to be open to diverse conversations, opinions and approaches to solving issues or facing new opportunities. Our strength as a country has been the inclusion of a variety of perspectives, and the same holds true for building a strong organization. If people focused more on trying to understand instead of challenging who is right or wrong, I think we would find more common ground than we might think. Employees need their leaders to set a strong and clear path for the future. With so much uncertainty surrounding us through information outlets, employees are becoming stressed and concerned about their well-beings and futures. I feel like I can control my actions and my company’s focus more than I can control those things outside of my sphere of influence. Now is also the time for leaders to keep their eye on potential risks and opportunities within their own markets and the economy as a whole. The organizations that will thrive in both

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up and down economic conditions are those that have leaders that are already ahead of their competitors and making appropriate adjustments. This requires leaders to research and understand the economic indicators and government policies on a continuous basis. Don’t be the ostrich with your head in the sand. Lastly, leaders have to become skilled at facilitating conflict amongst team members who are struggling with issues related to personal beliefs, opinions and feelings. You may say that this is something individual employees need to work out amongst themselves, but if employees can’t get along within your workplace, overall team performance will decline. Great leaders can address these challenges in a productive manner that allows employees to get back to collaborating and working to build your business.

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Times of transition and fear of the unknown can bring stress and concerns for your team. Remember to keep

your team focused on the future, while preparing contingency plans for the unknown. In addition, develop your facilitation and communication skills so that you can lead the necessary conversations to bring your team together as a stronger unit.

This is another article in a series on Michael Gunther’s entrepreneurial story and how being raised in a large family and his belief in creating a growth company with a work-to-live mentality has influenced his career. To read the previous articles in this series, visit his blog at: www.Collaborationllc.com. Michael Gunther is Founder and President of Collaboration, LLC, a team of highly-skilled business professionals who are dedicated to assisting proactive business owners to build profitable, sustainable businesses through results-oriented education and consulting services. Learn more at www.Collaboration-llc.com. Bottom Line is a regular feature of Tolosa Press.


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Hot New Brews at Metro By Camas Frank

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fter several recent incarnations and remodels that left customers a little confused as to the state of the old Creekside Brewing Co. - in Downtown SLO on Broad Street - an entirely new firm took over the location back in August. Metro Brewing Co. opened with little fanfare after giving the whole place a through scrub down, a new coat of paint and a brand new beer bar upstairs, along with a ruby red revamp of the overhang patio. At first, said manager Rai Reynold, they weren’t prepared to start brewing on their own right away, but in order to get customers accustomed to the style of beers they plan to make on site, they started out with offerings from Moylan’s Brewery and Kern River Brewing Co., as well as Common Cider from Nevada. After getting homespun comfort food worked out with a local chef and thoroughly cleaning and refitting the old brewing equipment, Metro is ready to brew on it’s own again. Jack Light, who started his brewing legacy as a home brewer was hired on as Metro’s Brewmaster in November. Light, who also happens to be president of the Atascadero Firefighters Association, started out with support from the close-knit hobbyist community, but is looking forward to seeing what he can do with the 13-barrel system that takes up space on both stories of the brew house. He added that he’s been looking for an opportunity to stretch his wings for “awhile now” but that when Reynold offered the opportunity, he still had to talk it trough with his wife of 19 years. While it’s a full time gig, requiring constant attention during the critical phases, she might secretly be hoping to see more of him at the house now that he doesn’t need to spend hours perfecting recipes in the garage. “We put our heads together here and are starting out with personal taste to set Metro apart,” said Light. “Beer, like wine, is very regional in California. I’m a South-West Coast IPA fan. The SoCal IPA [style] is a vehicle for the hop’s flavor. I want the hops to be the ‘Rock Star’.”

Like the old Creekside, the downstairs features a standard bar area serving liquor, cocktails and wine, but only in the evenings. While denizens of the underground bar will recognize the layout, the space has been brightened with the same aesthetic treatment as the upstairs, and the formerly blank walls have had new

To define the difference, he explains that Northern California beers tend towards a “beefier” or “grainier” quality that, while there’s nothing wrong with that, don’t necessarily suit what Metro is going for. “After Thanksgiving we’re putting on the first beers that are exclusively the Metro brand,” he said. “The idea with ‘pub grub’ food instead of a full restaurant will be to have people come in for a pint and lunch for around $15.”

artwork commissioned from local artists. Several future installations are planed, but for now the unique industrial, neo-gothic art greets visitors with a sideways glance. Reynold’s goal is for the establishments to once again draw the foot traffic off Higuera and Broad and to let people know what they’re up to now that some good stuff is coming out of the tanks again.

Unlike the former way the equipment was operated, they intend to have the vessels in continuous production with barrels being stored off site. “The location is great and brewing is recession proof,” said Light. “Management here is trying to surround themselves with the best available...so I’m looking forward to this.”


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