A woman goes to a bar, she drinks, gets drunk and walks out of the bar. She tries to walk home but she trips over in her high-heeled shoes and falls asleep on the street. A thief walks by and steals her bag. Another thief walks by, undresses her and steals all her clothes. Another thief walks by and sees her sleeping naked in the middle of the street. He shaves her head and steals her hair. When the morning comes the woman wakes up. Her head aches and she’s freezing. She sits up and notices that she is naked and that her bag is gone. She lifts her hands and touches her head in a desperate gesture. And then she says: “Thank God! It’s not me. I have hair.”