Just wing it
Issue 1. April 2016
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Life, Eyeliner, Everything
Truth Dragon Our Life In Pictures Urbane Dictionary
Moron Commune Dear Sarah
LIFESTYLE
Our lives in pictures “How did they pap us on our weekender in Zanzibar?! Gosh I am so pleased you suggested the sock swap. Those outfits would have been all kinds of wrong otherwise!”
Welcome to another LIP. As usual we’ve been papped all over the place and hounded for lifestyle advice. This month we’ve been discussing pregnancy and pop socks. Louisa: OMG. There is a serious case of The Pregnancies happening over here. It totally doesn’t seem so appealing now that 97% of the people I know are doing it. I mean, where’s the originality? How do you stand out from the crowd in a sea of beige motherhood? By not getting in the sea, that’s how. Reproducing is SO CLICHE man. Sarah: don’t start I’ve been having evil thoughts recently. Don’t worry not about joining them is just the thought of getting pregnant actually seems quite gross. the thought of milk coming out of my nipples makes me want to heave. I’ve officially crossed the line. not sure how normal that is. by the way i like we’re using pinterest. i hate Facebook at the moment. apart from that very happy. naked. just drank a cup of tea.
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LIFESTYLE
On the cover... Louisa: I look at that and think smelly feet Sarah: agreed. looks quite cool but tres cheesy in reality. omg though pop socks. do they still make those? Louisa: Yeah but they are so pointless! Sarah: not pointless in that situation. if you wear tights under trousers you get an itchy arse! Louisa: Your feet will stink, popsocks or not. Sarah: as always. you’re right
This is us at our photo shoot for the July cover of Vogue. Our gaff.
Louisa: Mate honestly the thought of being up the duff makes my skin crawl. If I could grow one in a bag I probably would have done it by now. We should do it at the same time then it will be more bearable. My tits hurt from being due on so the thought of 9 months of that is also upsetting. Wait. You’re naked? You can forget about that when you come back here.
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Our lives in pictures
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LIFESTYLE
“Here is me on a regular Sunday, wondering where my grape peeler has gone and thinking about which crown I should wear next”
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FASHION
From left to right: Cropped mom jeans with frayed edge. This is new. Fishnet socks with the mom jeans S W A G Outfit (If you’re a dad circa 1980)
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This is taking normcore too far.
Left to right: Didn’t sort your jumper out after going to the toilet. She must need the toilet Comedy cuffs
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ur·bane dic·tion·ar·y
quain·trelle Left to right: A book Lou read A book Lou read that I thought waswar and Peace Nice book cover
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Noun. quaintrelle (plural quaintrelles) (obscure) A woman who emphasizes a life of passion expressed through personal style, leisurely pastimes, charm, and cultivation of life’s pleasures.
YOU SAID
DEAR SARAH
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TRUTH DRAGON
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TRUTH DRAGON
The only people mad at you for speaking the truth are those people who are living a lie. Keep speaking the truth.
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