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HEY! I’m Makenzie. I started Smitches as a creative outlet in 2016 making hand-foiled prints mostly to make myself laugh. But as soon as I started selling greeting cards, I knew it was what I was meant to be doing. The word “smitch” is a made-up word my family started using as a term of endearment and it can mean whatever you want it to mean! Thank you for all the human support, my cat is emotionally withholding and I need all the love I can get.
M AKENZI E
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A2 CARDS
$2.50 6 per design
4 . . . . . Love 7 . . . . . Birthday 9 . . . . . Encouragement 10 . . . . Sympathy 11 . . . . Wedding 12 . . . . Baby 13 . . . . Graduation 14 . . . . Mother’s Day 16 . . . . Father’s Day 17 . . . . Holiday
MINI CARDS
$1.50 6 per design
19 . . . . . Enclosure Cards
BORING STUFF $100 min. opening $50 reorder 3-4 day turnaround Ships via USPS Priority Mail More stuff on pg. 22!
STICKERS
$1.50 4 per design
20 . . . . . Vinyl Stickers
PRINTS
$6.00 - 7.50 4 per design
22 . . . . . Foiled Prints
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Sisters Before Misters
C001
I Like You C002
You Idiot C003
You’re My Person C004
We’re a Couple C005
I Tolerate You C006
Boy Bye C007
Making Out C023
Best Friends C051
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Slow Blink C062
Your Face C070
Cute but Psycho C072
What’s Happening C075
We Should Bang C078
Love That for You C080
Top 8 C081
Not Camping C082
Love You & Like You C086
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TY For Existing C041
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Not Good C079
Your Dog
C097
Your Cat C102
Not the Worst C103
Super Neat C104
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Poverty C009
Hard to Buy C011
Just a Number C013
Getting Old C017
Almost as Much C018
Sweet Sixteen C021
Organs C022
Your Birthday C058
Thirty C098
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This is Late C101
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Glen Coco C030
Like It’s Hard C039
Amazing Sweetie C068
Believe in Yourself C069
Okay-ish C073
Makes You Funnier C090
Frick Yeah C085
Punch Fear C089
Freaking Shiz C096
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WTF C105
Swearing C040
Turd C056
This Sucks Balls C057
Someone Cares C060
Social Media C065
Get Better Soon C067
Quarantine C092
Depression C095
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Dying Alone C044
Yay for Cake C045
Destroyed Friendship C046
I Have No One C047
Bad Decisions C049
Last Name C050
Wedding Gift C087
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Cute Babies C033
Weird Kids C048
New Baby C059
Multiplying C071
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Basic Expectations C028
Dreams Die C031
Cat Lady C029
In Debt C037
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Inspirational Quote C038
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Cool Mom C012
Okayest Mom C014
Sorry You Pee C015
Congratulations Mom C016
Without Me C020
Grandbabies C024
Feeding Me C025
Not Killing Me C066
Favorite Mom C088
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Financial Burden C010
Favorite Child C019
Father’s Day Gift C032
Disappointment C034
Top 3 Candidates C035
Legitimate Children C036
Okayest Dad C042
Congratulations Dad C043
Favorite Dad C093
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Cotton Headed C052
Filthy Animal C053
Happy Whatever C054
Acquaintance C055
Stretchy Pants C063
Birthmas C064
Winter C077
Ho Ho Ho C076
Let it Snow C094
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My Boo C099
I’m Going to Die Alone C100
Hanukkah C106
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Enclosure cards: 2.5 x 3.5”
Card Name | C001
Really Poor | EC01
Card Name | C001
Frick Yeah | EC04
Card Name | C001
THX! | EC02
Card Name | C001
Your Birthday | EC05
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Card Name | C001
Hey! | EC03
Card Name | C001
Thanks for the Sex | EC06
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Amazing Sweetie Sticker
Makes You Funnier Sticker
Punch Fear Sticker
S01
S02
S03
Holographic Foil
Black Holographic Glitter
Like It’s Hard Sticker
You Look Good Today Sticker
Black Lives Matter Sticker
S04
S05
S06
Pink Holographic Foil
Pink Holographic Glitter
I Love Not Camping Sticker Teal Holographic Foil
S07
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Holographic Glitter
Gold Foil
In Memory Sticker
Black Holographic Glitter
S08
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Betta Fish | P01 Holographic Foil
Eyeshadow | P02 Silver Foil
Mermaid | P03 Teal Foil
Like It’s Hard | P04 Starry Holographic Foil
Eyebrows | P05 Rose Gold Foil
I Cry a Lot | P06 Blue Foil
5 x 7” - $6.00, 4 per design
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8 x 10” - $7.50, 4 per design smitches.faire.com
TERMS AND CONDITIONS Ordering: Orders can be placed through smitches.faire.com or e-mail your order to Makenzie at hey@smitches.com. Minimum opening order: $100 Reorder: $50 MOQ: 6 cards per design, $2.50 each 4 stickers per design, $1.50 each 4 prints per design, $6.00 each for 5x7 $7.50 each for 8x10 Turnaround: 3-4 business days Payment: Payments not made through Faire can be processed through Paypal, check, or money order. Shipping: 1-3 business days via USPS Priority Mail Returns & exchanges: Any damaged or incorrect products are eligible for a full refund. Exchanges are on a case by case basis. Process: All cards are hand-lettered by Makenzie (me) and printed through a small business in Las Vegas, NV (my hometown!) Stickers are hand-lettered and manufactured with real foil in the USA. Prints are handmade in-house with real foil.
Any other questions? Shoot Makenzie an e-mail at hey@smitches.com.
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