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social commontating weekly POOR YOU

Why should we care?

We are here and you are way over there

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Hedge fund manager: It’s a shame you can’t speculate to accumulate like us.

CEO: I am only taking this bonus to keep the business competitive and you in a job

Benefit office: Unfortunately you don’t meet the criteria so you are not eligible

Creditors: If you had some collateral we would love to give you credit

Politician: I do care but my hands are tied

Private school educated intern: I will do it for the experience I don’t need to get paid

Landlord: Sorry but I have to evict you, there are others who are willing to pay 3 times more than you

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