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Campaign For Action

by Sasha Johnson

The United Nations is trying to help countries improve these types of situations and Campaign for Action is a new club at created the Millennium Development Goals Maine South that trys to bring awareness which are eight goals that were developed in about global topics to Maine South Students . 2000: One of the issues that the club plans to discuss 1) Eradicate extreme poverty and us poverty. hunger.

Every three 2) Achieve universal seconds, a person primary education. dies from poverty. gender 3) Promote Durring a Maine equality and empower South school day. women.

9,000 people will child 4) Reduce have died. There mortality, are three different 5) Improve maternal levels of poverty: health.

Extreme, those 6) Combat HIV/AIDS with less than a and other diseases. dollar a day; and 7) Ensure environmental Moderate, those sustainability. with less than 8)Develop a global liliofn itmrtesx oj \v\vn:M niiniiliiif two dollar a day; partnership for development.

The United Nations has and Relative, less They are meant to be developed eight goals than the national achieved by the year 2015. but to help fight poverty income. at the rate the world is going There are six billion people living on they won't be achieved until 2147. earth.

Campaign for Action is a new club that 1.2 billion of them live on less than ine dollar is bringing awareness to these global topics. a day, which is one in every six people. Three Sasha Johnson came back from Netaid's billion people live on less than two dollars a Global Citizen Corps. Summit in New York day. That's half the world's population. this past summer. They had daily sessions Now let's take on the role of the person about different topics and were equipped that only has one dollar to spend a day. If you with Global Action Days. These four (GAD) were given a dollar how would you spend it? days are designated to deal with four topics On feeding your children? Giving them their which will be a national movement across education? Medical bills? Improving your America and Italy. Hunger, HIV/AIDS, child home? Do you think that you could survive? soldiers, and access to education. As part of

the Campaign for Action guest speakers will come to Maine South to talk with students on Global Action Days.

The club is based on the concept that we have a social responsibility because we are a part of our global community. First, we have to become aware of these situations and learn about how we can help. We now have the knowledge and know how to end global poverty. We have the power to save lives.

Keep your ears open for announcements during Hawk Talk, or eyes open for posters around the halls, or feel free to ask around.

One can make a difference, but many can make an impact.

Don't forget about District 20' College Night on Thursday, September 21 at^ Maine West.

The Solution to our Gas Problems

By Erin Mulligan Less than one week has already gone by, and as you look down you see that your gas tank is almost empty. As most Maine South students have realized, gas prices are constantly on the rise. From 2003 to 2006, gas prices went up one dollar and 70 cents.

Chicago has the highest gas prices, in the United States.

Our country needs to find other energy sources. Development of ethanol may be the solution to limited petroleum resources.

but, just 1,000,000 BTU's (unit of energy) of natural gas would need 170 pounds of shelled com. The fear of using com as a supplement is that malnutrition remains a serious global issue and the use of com as energy could result in a loss of human life. With the government helping rebuild New Orleans, and our troops stationed in the Middle East, gas prices won't be going down anytime soon.

Hybrids, smaller cars, or bicycling are a few ways to cut back on the costs. Public transportation is also a great alternative.

In Sicily, everyone goes to work in their suits traveling by Vespa. A Vespa is a

motor scooter that gets 70 miles or more per gallon, making the realities of gas prices less burdensome. If Park Ridge created bicycle paths it would cost money, and it would also be a healthier way of getting to our destinations.

Students and staff can make a difference by reducing demand and thus decreasing the cost of gas. Although Chicago had the highest gas prices in the United States, at least we don't live in London, where, according to Mr. Hanson , gas is six dollars and thirty-six cents a gallon. So next time students, when your mom or dad offers a lift to school, simple say, •• 1 think ril walk today."

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Maine South updates software to benefit everyone b}' Bess Featherstone If you think that waiting in that congested line to scan into the library once a day is inconvenient, just wait until November 27. the start of a new program called "Discovery" that will eventually require you to scan into each and every one of your classes.

"We believe that this access will serve to support student academic success by further strengthening the partnership between parents, teachers, and students." said Linda Rutschke. the Assistant Principal for Instruction at Maine South.

With Maine South upgrading their 20year-old scantron attendance system to Discovery, an online system, not only will students now be able to check their grades online, but parents will as well.

"Being able to check my grades would be fabulous, so I know when to step up my game.

With my parents also being able to check. Td definitely get whipped into shape, hardcore

Why are there new computers in some classrooms?

style," said sophomore Audra Walker.

In addition to the fact that parents and students will be able to access their grades online. Discover, also has many other functions.

"It's actualK a software system that allows us to manage all of our records, from creating the master schedule to keeping track of attendance to making student grades available on-line." said Mr. Claypool.

Since "Discovery" is computerized attendance software, you will always have to have your ID with you. This means if you lose yours, you'll have to buy a new one right away because every class including your study halls, will eventually require you to scan in.

"Last year 1 lost my ID for weeks at a time. 1 don't even want to know how many I'm going to have to go through this year now that we have this new system," said sophomore. Ali Chambers. This new system will prevent frustration throughout the entire

Insight on the conflict in the Middle East

by Kelsey Keith Hezbollah has been ali over the news ever since the initial attack on June 28. when an Israeli soldier and two Israeli civilians were killed by Hezbollah and Hamas fighters.

This murder has led to mass air strikes deep into Lebanon and Israel and has captured the attention of the entire world.

Despite the recent attention, conflicts between Palestinians and Israelis have been going on since the formation of Israel as a result of WWII. Hezbollah, an Islamic militant group, was founded in 1982 in response to an Israeli invasion of Lebanon. This invasion killed 20,000 people, mostly Palestinians and Lebanese civilians. Israelis also aided Lebanese Christian leaders in slaughtering refugees in the shantytowns of Sabra and Shatila. Hezbollah formed with the initial goal of liberating occupied territories and expelling all Israeli troops.

Today, Hezbollah is much more. To many civilians in southern Lebanon. Hezbollah is their source of food, medical care, and clothing. According to a recent PBS article, souvenir stores sell Hezbollah hats, postcards. and they even market a scent called "perfume of the martyrs."

Not only is Hezbollah a strong social and

religious force, it is making its name in the other's violent actions. political realm as well. Currently, it operates To the Israeli-supporters and the U.S. its own television and radio station and has 11 government. Hezbollah is considered a terrorist members in the Lebanese parliament. Southern group. According to Deputy Secretary of State Lebanon is predominantly Hezbollah. Its Richard Armitage, "Hezbollah may be the Agreatest accomplishment has team of terrorists and been the withdrawal of Israeli maybe Al Qaeda is soldiers in 2000. actually the B-team."

Although Hezbollah and Al Most experts claim Qaeda are both Islamic militant that an attack on U.S. groups, they are on opposite soil is unlikely. Former ends of the spectrum.

Al FBI counterterrorism Qaeda is Sunni, and Hezbollah agent Jack Cloonan is Shiite. The main difference told ABC. "The more between these groups is who likely scenario will be they believed was the legitimate hat Hezbollah will successor of Mohammed which arget a U.S. facility has subsequently led to different iversees." fundamental beliefs. Whether Despite these these sectarian differences v\ill opinions. Hezbollah keep the groups from unifying has been actively against the United States is still focusing on getting Conflict in the Middle East to be determined. A moderate their people over U.S. continues to escalate Hezbollah leader. Amar Mussawi, borders.

ABC has with no end in sight. has denounced the September 11 reported that there attacks on New York and Washington. Yet. are as many as 200 active cases involving there have been claims that Hezbollah helped Hezbollah operatives and the number is Al Qaeda traffic money and gold through growing. If the U.S. continues backing Israeli Egypt following the attacks on the World Trade politics and its actions, as it has done in the Centers and the Pentagon. Both sides claim to past, an attack on U.S. soil becomes more and have mutual respect, but do not condone each more probable.

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Hasso found a fourth of a kilogram of marijuana under the sink.

Hasso. like many other drug dogs, is a purebred German Shepherd. The other breed of An officer with his dog entered the house dog that is generally used in a narcotics search of a man on the Northwest side of Chicago. is a Belgian Malinois.

There was a search warrant for the home, and "A Belgian Malinois is like a high-strung the residents were ushered outside. Officer German Shepherd, and those dogs usually are Saul Klupt gave his dog, Hasso. the order, given to experienced handles.'" said Klupt. and the dog began searching for narcotics.

Many people have the misconception that these dogs are looking for actual narcotics. However. this isn't the case. "[They're] not necessarily sniffing the drug: they're sniffing the odor.

Of course, most of the time, the drugs are there," explained Klupt.

Once the dog gives a "positive indication of the odor of narcotics,"" the police officer can arrest the person responsible, even if the drugs are already gone. The only evidence they need is the scent.

"They can sniff out cocaine, crack, heroin, marijuana, XTC, and Meth.

These are the six scents tliey get trained for," said Klupt.

Using drug dogsls the \ most effective method of finding narcotics. Dogs can also be trained to search for humans - dead or alive and objects such as knives or guns. It is impossible to train the same dog to search for drugs and bombs.

Hasso. a German Shepherd, is trained to indicate the "There are three differpresence of narcotics. ent commands [which the dogs are taught]. One is He roamed through the house sniffing for evi- for dope, one for people, and one for things. dence as Klupt followed, waiting for Hasso to "Find him" is for a burglar or a person, and for give him a sign. things it's "seek and fetch" . . . for drugs it"s "[Hasso] will bite or scratch with his paws •fetch dope." said Klupt. to indicate dope. Passive dogs just sit." said These animals also perform searches called Officer Klupt. "money sniffs,"" where a police officer takes a They entered the bedroom, and the dog be- large amount of money from a person that he gan scratching a nearby sock drawer It con- believes is possibly dealing drugs. A drug dog tained 25 grams of cocaine. In the bathroom. is ordered to sniff the money, and if he is able bv Ashley Koda

to detect the scent of a narcotic, the money is confiscated and an arrest is made.

Drug dogs usually sniff a person's belongings instead of the actual person, although in both cases, a search warrant needs to be issued. School lockers, on the other hand, are a different stor>'.

"The Supreme Court has ruled that sniffing a locker is allowed because it's not an invasion of privacy. The locker is not yours, it's the school's," said Klupt.

Over the summer, Maine Township High School District 207 decided to enlist drug dogs to come into the high schools during, or even after, school hours to sniff out any narcotics that may be present on school grounds.

According to the Canine Search Protocol, all students must remain in their classrooms while the search takes place. If a dog indicates the presence of an illegal drug, an additional search will be conducted. Should the narcotic be found in a student's locker, the parents of that student will be contacted.

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5 Fighting wars on many fronts FEATURE'

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by Jim Keniieally What would you say to >our sibling if he or she were going on a long trip? What would you say to your mom or dad? What if you never see them again?

As of August 2006. just short of three thousand moms. dads, and siblings went on long tours of militan. duty in the Middle East and didn't come back. Not only are their deaths heartbreaking and frustrating, but so is the place and manner of their execution.

Suicide bombings, improvised explosive devices, ambushes, and sniper fire are the most unfortunate contributinsi causes, and an

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unfortunate truth about that is the explosives and gunfire possibly intended for military personnel easily works its wa> into the innocent civilian population. There's no truly effective way to deal with an enemy as dangerous, violent, and utterly devoted to his cause as the militant groups encountered in Iraq.

Despite Operation Iraqi Freedom being very thoughtful and heroic, radical militant groups have drained American resources.

Now. with the emerging crisis in Lebanon.

President Bush is planning on using hundreds of millions more dollars to help the Lebanese government rebuild and organize itself for its own fiaht for democracv. Alone with the

by Gina Tingas

funds. Lebanon will also be receiving a US military presence. To do this, troops would have to be pulled out of Iraq and relocated, retired veterans would have to re-enlist, and all military personnel that just came back to the states from the Middle East would be deployed. The Reserves have already been active since September 2001. and the National Guard is busy on the border.

While all this aid is being accumulated for Lebanon, munitions are being sold to Israel, who had recently fired rockets onto Hezbollah, located in Lebanon. Again, the U.S. will be sending their military aid into Lebanon, where the radical group Hezbollah is located; he radical group that had just instigated a ght with Israel and was pummeled with munitions supplied by the U.S. If Israel snaps and decides to fire on Hezbollah again. American soldiers will be caught in the action.

What happens then? The first military draft since Vietnam could be instituted so the U.S. could finish what it started. The Middle Eastern conflicts finally would hit home when our graduating seniors are eligible to be drafted.

Before events escalate, the U.S. needs Id take a much-needed break, just like a humed-out jogger at a stoplight, bouncing Lip and down in place, American citizens are all sweaty and panting and looking around for the next move.

At least for now, America's effort and resources should be concentrated on what's before us right this minute: tens of billions i)f dollars have been invested in the rebuilding of New Orleans, yet debris is still being relocated; the National Guard is stationed on the southern border, sending back illegal immigrants they happen to run in to; the conflict in Iraq hasn't been resolved yet; and the world may be encountering a very hurtful energy crisis.

Of course its extremely unfortunate that millions of people are suffering in another country, but there also millions of vour fellow countrymen suffering also.

The money used to aid other countries and fight wars could instead be used for disease reasearch. Millions in America suffer from poverty, unemployment, and the Katrina disaster.

Even teachers get to stay home for a few days if they feel under the weather.

6 A new year brings new faces FEATURES

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who went on to study at Marquette University. experience.

Beyond the classroom, Mr. King coach- She student taught at Greenfield High School, Every year, there are new faces around the es the freshman girls' volleyball team and but she is now back at Maine South, teaching physics and school - new students, new administrators, new look's forward to volunteering chemistry at teachers. Two with the boy's volleyball team in the school that of this year's the spring. Outside of sparked her internew teachers school, he coaches a est in science. are Mr. King club volleyball team in Outside of in the Special Lake Zurich. school, Ms. ArEducation DeThough he doesn't vidson likes to partment and have any children or hang out with Ms. Arvidson pets, he finds ways to fill friends and famin the Science his time when he's not ily and go to the Department. in school or coaching movies. Her faMr. King volleyball. He likes to vorite movie is attended Pros watch movies and con"Peter Pan." She pect Higli siders himself to be a also likes to read School.

He "huge movie buff." His pluihi t}\ KCIM \ ki'il/i books by Nicograduated from favorite movie is "Cad/.;â&#x20AC;&#x17E;.;,. h\ Kel las Sparks and Eastern Illidy shack." His favorite Ms. Arvidson is teaching science at listen to all types nois University bands include Bon Jovi Mr. King is one of the new teachers at the school she attended. of music. this past spring and Nickelback, and Maine South this year.

Both Mr. with a degree his favorite books are in Special Education and a minor in Health "The Outsiders" by S. E. Hinton and 'The King and Ms. Arvidson look forward to teaching at Maine South. They're going to be great Studies. He chose to teach in Special Educa- Da Vinci Code" by Dan Brown.

Ms. Arvidson is a Maine South graduate additions to Maine South. tion because he found it to be a verv fulfilling

A fine, new Fine Arts Chair

the University of Illinois, making her more presses how excited she is to work with other than qualified for her position. new members of the fine arts staff, such as Mrs. With the new school year underway. Britnee Fierro and Mrs. Felicia Lahart.

Along with a new school year, comes a new Whitaker seems very excited for the posiWhat does Dr. Whitaker hope to personfine arts chair. Dr. Nancy Whitaker has joined tion. She describes ally bring to the prous to help make District 207's fine arts depart- the program as begram? "I enjoy being a ment the best it can be. ing "a standard of cheerleader, advocate, A New Hampshire native, Whitaker got in- excellence in all and champion of the volved with fine arts at her elementar>' school. aspects," and who teachers and students While in choir she gave all of her effort and wouldn't want that work in fine arts. enthusiasm, even though she wasn't always to be involved Teachers and students number one in the class. "In elementary school with that? When devote hours of time 1 was one of those kids who was told to 'mouth asked what she outside of the school the words' rather than sing~I was an enthusi- likes about the day to being creative, astic but very out-of-tune singer." Whitaker fine arts departcritiquing, practicing, explains. After being introduced to the bari- ment, Whitaker and working on their tone horn by an excellent teacher, Whitaker's says, "One of the respective art forms: appreciation for music took shape. best aspects of my job is to find the In high school, she participated in bands, the program is the best wa\ s to keep that orchestras, jazz bands and choir (after finding amount of support happening." her singing voice). Playing the trombone and from teachers, adSo what's ahead?

Dr. Whitaker is looking forward to taking over euphonium. Whitaker continued to be actively ministration, parNo one knows what the Fine Arts Chair position. involved in music through college, earning her ents, and the comthe students will paint, undergraduate degree from Keene State Col- munity at large. Fine arts is a rich tradition the choirs will sing, or the bands will pla>, but lege, her master's from SUNY-Postdam. then at our school, and the students help us all to one thing is for sure: with Dr. Whitaker, it is goher doctorate and Advanced Certificate from grow and develop as teachers." She also ex- ing to be a great year for the fine arts program.

by Jacqueline O 'Reilly

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Lollapalooza 2006: well-worth the high price

by Marty Duimnnd As the night descended on (iiant Park and of their older works. Jeff Tweed> 's hand made the sounds of "She Don't Use Jelh" drifted .sure the audience was warmed up with "Shot across the field, a general feeling of content in the Arm" and then got right into the new swept across the audience. This sums up "impossible Germanv.' The show flowed well, the general disposition of the crowd of over which was expected because Tweed) & Co. 150,0(X) that attended the Lollapalooza music were plaving a home show. Other new songs included "What Light," "Let's Fight," and festival ai Oranl Park this August.

With over 130 acts spread out over three "Walken" (yes. thai is sivllcd correcilv all of daj s and seven stages, the Perrv Farrell-organized event flew without a hitch. All genres were covered, from indie love affairs like Death Cab for Cutie. to jam bands such as Blues Traveler, to the rap escapades of Common and Kanye West. Even the Hasidic Jew-inspired dance hall of Matisvahu was represented.

Arguable (and this is cause for healed debate), the best act was new artist Gnarls Barkley. Coming out to a rousing chorus of "We are the Champions" and performing the upbeat "Go-Go Gadget Gospel," Gnarls Barkley goes "Crazy" at Grant Park the band performed splendidl>. By the time you Golden Watch fans). The amazing set also Cee-Lo started singing the ptip song of the >ear included fan favorites "Via Chicago" and "The candidate. "CrazN." the band had over 50.()0() [.ate Greats." peoplejumping up and down and singing along.

Acts like Kanye West, Ween, and the CcrtaJnlv, the actÂŤ as further proof of the genius Violent Femmes did not disapp<iint. playing of DJ Danger Mouse. their hits and their lesser known songs, such as Of course, headlincrs The Flaming Lips had the Femmes" "Gone Daddy Gone," or Ween's stimcthing to say. Thc\ v\ ere another band that "Spinal Meningitis." Also, a lot of lesser known had the audience singing along. Their visual bands such as The Sound Team. The M's. and performance was awe-inspiring and came the Redwalls also had great shows. The Sound complete with Martians, Santas, confetti, and Team managed to recruit many fans during their more. Naturallv, the aural performance was just concert. It is also reported that both Sonic Youth as good. Their lineup ranged from classics such and Sleater-Kinney had good shows, though as "Race for the Prize" and "She Don't Lise due to schedule conflicts. 1 did not personally Jell>" to new favorites "The Yeah Yeah Yeah see them.

Song" (another song-of-the-year candidate) Among all the greatness that the festival and "Free Radicals." Frontman Wavnc Co>ne prov ided. a few of the acts' performances were made sure the audience was singing along, terribh sub par. As much as indie-lovers give even repeating certain songs solely for the their devotion to Death Cab For Cutie, their purpose of. in his words, "stopping traffic on performance was expcctedl) generic and most l^ke Shore Driv e." Judging from the audience of their songs were the same old thing we've participation, it seemed they didn't care about come to e.xpect from them. Another act that did not perform up to its potential was main the traffic problems of e\ ening commuters.

Among the other acts that almost brought headliner, the Red Hot Chili Peppers. John tral'fic toa standstill was Wilco. With a Chicago Frusciante played admirably, even doing a debut of new songs that are sure to show up on cover of Simon & Garfunkcl's "For Emilv. the next album and an excellent reproduction Whenever I Ma\ Find Her." Bui Anthonv

Kiedis" neari\ absent and downright dreadful vocal work, combined with some of the Chili Peppers' worst songs ("Throw Awu> Your Telev ision," and "Wet Sand" to name a couple) made for an aw ful show. Maybe il was that or ma> be it w as the same drum pattern that Chad .Smith always plays thai caused roughlv 10.000 people to walk out during the concert, but the Red Hot Chili Peppers did not have a good performance b\ any stretch of the imagination. It was not the show that should have ended such a magnificent weekend.

The worse acts aside, the show was fanta,stic. With old bands plaving old favorites or new bands playing a big show for the first time, the festival was a big hit. The shows went off with out a hitch, and liming was almost never a problem. And most of the bands played superblv. "hev couldn't have asked for better u cather. and maybe next year the\ 11 ask for a few better bands, but this vear, it was indeed greatness. Until i next year, there may be no better music festival, and one thing was ' clear; this was the one to be at during the summer of 2(K)6.

Album Pick "Modern Times"

by Bob Dylan

Bob D> Ian has graced us with his musical presence for the greater part of the century. His last album. "Ia)ve & Theft." while not on par w iih say, "Blood on the Tracks." was still nothing short of great. Dylan's new album. "Mtxlem Times." is in this same caicgorx of greatness. While there is no "Idiot Wind" (arguabi) his best song) on the album, the songs he does pla> are almost just as pleasing to the ear. From start to finish it is a solid record. This is definitely an album you'll want to check out. Go buy it.

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"Little Miss Sunshine" shines brightly

by Ron Feiereisel Boy. am I glad this movie came around when it did. In fact. I'm glad that it came around at all. This summer, this whole year actually, hasn't been the greatest from a cinematic standpoint. That may be due to the fact that last year was so freakishly good. 2006, on the other hand, has just started to pick up. The summer was spattered with some diamonds in the rough—notably "Superman Returns" and "Clerks IL" Otherwise, there just haven't been a lot of memorable, great movies.

"Little Miss Sunshine," has been floating around between studios for a while. It showed up at the Sundance Film Festival, and then got a limited release across the country. Now it's getting a wider release, which is a good thing, because "Snakes on a Plane" really isn't the movie 1 wanted to open the school year reviewing. Why? Because once you get past the title, there's really nothing to it. Not that "Snakes" isn't enjoyable on a very basic level. It's just that 1 wanted something with a little more substance, something that wasn't constantly winking at the screen. Look at the titles, for example. "Snakes on a Plane," is pretty self explanatory, while "Little Miss

Along for the ride are Richard and Sheryl, the mother and father (Greg Kinnear and Toni Collette, respectively): Dwayne, the Nietzsche reading teenage brother (Paul Dano); Frank, the suicidal uncle (Steve Carell): the foul mouthed but lovable Grandpa (a fantastic Alan Arkin): and Olive, the contestant (Abigail Breslin).

Tlie characters manage to be quirky and, at the same time, endearing. Each one is flawed and believable, even though thefiIm does have a somewhat detached, surrealistic feel to it, which seems to be a byproduct of the score. The inost notable musical cue is an instrumental version of Sufjan Stevens' "Chicago" set to the passing countryside. This comes early on in thefilmand sets the overall tone.

As a veteran of a couple of long road trips.

1 loved the way the scenes set inside the car were handled. There's a scene where Richard is telling Uncle Frank about what he does for a living, and Frank, bored to tears, responds to Richard with sarcastic, drawn out, "that's interesting" type remarks. It's very realistic, and helps flesh out the well-written characters.

Dwayne. for example, embodies teenage rebellion perfectly: he's taken a vow of silence until he reaches his goal of being an Air Force

due in part to the excellent performances by the actors. Arkin's portrayal of the grandfather was probably the best of the bunch because of a scene he shares in a motel room with Olive. It shows that despite his foul mouth, and questionable moral code, his heart is in the right place. Carell's Uncle Frank was also interesting to watch, simply because Carel! is playing a predominately dramatic role. He's got a few funny lines, but he's generally playing against type, something he only did to a very small extent in the last season of "The Office."

Suiprisingly. he's good at it. It shows that he's more versatile than just a token funnyman.

Abagail Breslin is also great as Olive. When she's on screen, you really can't help but smile, adding considerably to the appeal of the film "Little Miss Sunshine" is incredibly sweet.

It's got a great big heart to it, and that's what 1 liked best about it. Sure, the scene where the VW's horn went berserk was funny, and the climax of the film produced belly laughs ft-om almost the entire audience, but the way the characters interacted and ultimately supported each other was something that isn't there in a lot of movies.

That's not really it. though. There are all kinds of "family to the rescue" scenes in films, but often, they feel forced and sometimes come off as cheesy. The way those generally generic scenes were handled in "Little Miss Sunshine" is what makes it so sweet, and what sets it apart from a lot of the so-so movies that have graced the silver screen this season.

DVD Pick

The Hoover jiitnUy MIS down to breakjast.

Sunshine" is more ambiguous. "Sunshine" is richer, more interesting, while "Snakes" is really only good for a laugh.

The movie's plot is simple enough—a dysfunctional family needs to get to Redondo Beach. California from Albuquerque, New exico in time to enter their daughter in the annual Little Miss Sunshine Beauty Pageant.

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pilot. In one scene. Frank asks him if he has any friends to hang out with. Dwayne whips out a pen and scribbles. "I hate even, body."

"Even your family?" Frank asks, almost shocked. Dwayne puts his pen back to the page and underlines "everybody."'

Tlie brilliance of "Little Miss Sunshine"—a thie I can't say without a little smile—is also

"Platoon: 20th Anniversary Collector's Edition" "F^latoon" is considered b\ man\ to be Olixer Stone's best film. If nothing else, it's at least the prolific director's best known work, as \vell as an Academ\ Award w inner. rhis Collector's Editon DVD does what man\ other re-releases don't: instead of just adding new special features and ignoring previous DVD editions' special features, it keeps the best from the previous editions and then adds a few new ones, spreading it o\ er two glorious discs. Yes. the discs are in fact glorious.

E\cr\ thing that this DVD does is a cut above the rest, especialh in a Fall of barebones, single-disc editions and overpriced bc^x sets of sub-par films and shows.

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Talladega" the standard Ferrell comedy

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by Tom Berg "Talladega Nights: the Ballad of Rick\ his w ife leaves him for his ex-best friend. Cal ("Anchorman" featured greats such as Sle\e Bobby." co-written (and acted in) by Will Naughton Jr., played by John C. Riley. The rest Carell). Although Cal Naughton Jr., Jean Ferrell. is exactly what \ou would expect of the movie follows Ricky's recover) and his Girrard and the rest of the crew have their fair share of shining moments—perhaps from any movie with him in it: jokes one of the oddest examples of these is that range from random to completeh the scene where Cal was talking to Ricky out of line. This mo\ ie. though, ends up as he recovered in the hospital from his being one of the better Ferrell mo\ ies in accident —the) just don't shine up to recent times, perhaps the best one since some of the great moments in past Ferrell "Anchorman." movies.

In the movie, Ferrell plays Rick\ But. as in all of the scripts Ferrell wrote, Bobb>. a dim-witted pit crew member w ht > the written jokes are spot-on. This movie one day drives his crew "s car during a race will keep most (if not all) high school and goes from last to third in a miraculous students laughing the entire time, taking turn of events. This lands him the job of jabs at a great variety of things. One of a lifetime, takes him to the lead in points the things that gets ridiculed b) the movie in NASCAR, and nabs him a beautiful on a regular basis is Europe in general, wife. After having two snot-nosed plioui ((iiirlt">y of riilk'iilinniili>lc\.i < kids—Walker and Texas Ranger—Rick) Ricky Bobby and Jean Jirrard trade words before a race and if you're a die-hard American, you'll love the cracks made against the French appears to be on top of the world. at every turn.

Of course, everyone knows that the mo\ ie meeting with his father, Reese Bobbv.

Many of the jokes in this movie, much like would go now here unless Ricky were to take a Overall, "Talladega Nights: the Ballad of turn for the w orse. A newcomer from France. in Ferrell's previous venture. "Anchorman." are Ricky Bobby" is another Will Ferrell movie that Jean Girrard. played by Sacha Baron Cohen, improvised. Most of the impro\ised jokes were has what everyone expects from a Will Ferrell joins NASCAR and beats Rick>. Not onh that. either hilarious or duds, and you could easily movie: hilarious jokes, an outrageous plot and Ricky gets in a huge crash, w hich doesn't only tell w hen a joke was improvised. Although a good supporting cast that won't fall behind removehimfrom the race, but impacts his mind the supporting cast was great, compared to the beat of Ferrell's cowbell.

The importance of style and how to define yours

by Courtney Vinopal Style is one thing in this world that cannot be bought. You can own all the greatest couture and designer fashion pieces in the world, yet still not know how to wear them.

I've come to realize that although celebrities can afford the brand new YSL bag and closets full of Jimmy Choos and Christian Laboutin stilettos, it's their style that shines through the most. Sometimes the celebrities with the most obvious designer clothing put together boring outfits, while celebs with clothes that aren't crying for attention wear cool outfits because they know how to make their style interesting in some way. The way everyday people, not just celebrities, put together an outfit is always more interesting than whether they're wearing Chanel or Target.

Have you found yourself pouting lately about not having the money to get those $178 Seven jeans? Not to worn.. There are plenty of ways to put together cute outfits without buying designer clothes.

Step 1: Accessorize. Ever heard that saying "The clothes make the man"? Accessories make the woman. Even a plain white tee and jeans can be made into a great outfit by adding boots, a stylish bag. an eve-catching necklace

and bracelets. Accessories are great to own because they don't fade or shrink like clothes and a lot of them don't go out of style as fast.

Some must-have accessories this season are big leather bags, flat boots, and definitely standout coats of any shape. You don't need many accessories, just enough to make you stand out.

Step 2: Wear trends with your own flair. Maine South always has certain clothes and accessories that become major trends.

Wearing trendy clothing is fine as long as you put your own spin on it. Also, if you don't like something that is supposedly trendy, don't buy it. You will most likely regret it. just as my mother now regrets her shamefully -"SOs pink bridesmaids dresses, complete with shoulder pads. Spend money on clothes and accessories you truly love, not just clothes most people love.

Step 3: Don't be afraid to bargain hunt.

Bargains make everyone happ). no question about it. I once saw a Prada bag for only 60 dollars at a Chicago consignment shop. Also, places like Loehman's and T.J. Maxx can result in great cheap designer finds, but you have to be willing to dig. Always check the sale racks at your favorite stores, because you

can usually find normally expensive clothes for a fraction of the price. Vintage websites have some gorgeous clothes for a reasonable price, and never rule out eBay. If you're patient enough, you can get virtually anything for the price you want.

Step 4: Wear a trademark piece. A trademark piece can set you apart from everyone else. For example. Nicole Richie's trademark piece is big sunglasses; you never see a picture of her without them. Maybe you always wear colored sneakers, or you never leave the house without some sort of belt on.

A trademark piece isn't like wearing the same shirt every day. but rather having something that sets you apart from everyone else.

Step 5: Get inspired. Almost all fashion designers are fueled by inspiration that comes from anywhere. One of Marc Jacob's inspirations for his Fall 2005 line was Violet from "The Incredibles." Maybe you love Summer and Marissa's clothes on "The OC." Let your imagination run wild and channel it into your clothes.

Above all. have fun. Clothes should never be boring. Fashion is an amazing form of selfexpression and a great outfit can make a bad day ten times better.

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8, 2006 â&#x20AC;˘ VOL. 43, No. I

Security probes deemed threat

by Michael Coyne

It is a War on Terror Privacy is an unfortunate, but necessary, even acceptable, sacrifice.

The government is not concerned with our personal lives. Of the NSA. CIA. or FBI. none of these agencies care if American Jill saw the last episode of "Desperate Housewives." none of them care if Beckie has a crush on Jimmy.

These agencies are only looking for terrorist and/or criminal activity. I. for one. have nothina to hide. I could not care less if the

On August 17. a Detroit federal judge ruled the NSA's (National Security Agency) antiterror wiretapping probes "unconstitutional."

The nature of these probes is to monitor suspicious telephone calls. primariK international calls. These wiretaps required no warrant, as they were under the provisions of the Bush administration's Patriot Act. Now, I'll state that in more realistic terms: Judge Anna Diggs Taylor of Detroit had ruled it unconstitutional for The National Seciirin- Agency to use wiretaps on international telephone calls to defend our security. Does this sound a bit backwards to anyone else?

The plaintiff in the case against the NSA. the American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU). argued that this method of Government "eavesdropping" invaded our right to privacy. I must ask; in what way, exactly? First off, the executive branch has always had authority over international telephone calls, when dealing with foreign powers, including terrorist networks, and therefore the calls were not protected territory to begin with. Second. the recent capture of explosivebearing terrorists en route from London to the United States /fhofo inttrlfw of itfffinelink.mil should ring a bell. This attack Donald Rumsfeld s policies have had critics raving in the was not likely planned through past. telepathy. If that doesn't satisfy you. you should recall the foiled attempt of a NSA wants to check my phone calls. There is Florida-based Black Muslim organization to no reason to hide unless you have something attack Chicago's own Sears Tower. to hide.

An NSA spokesperson tried to remind Privacy is important, though. It's not America that the President has a duty to defend as though we post our entire lives on the the American people. This representative is internet...although that does sound an awful quoted saying to the Associated Press. "The lot like MySpace. NSA opposition defends Constitution gives the President the full voluntarily posting one's life on the internet, authority to carry out that solemn duty, and but condemns the government for wanting we believe the program is lawful and protects access to that person. One has no control over civil liberties." who views internet material, and yet people I couldn't have said it better What good are wish to be undetectable to the authorities. your civil liberties if you aren't alive to enjoy Explain to me. liberals, why you are willing to them? We need to concern ourselves with bare your entire lives on the internet, but insist American safety first. We are at war Most that the government that is designed to protect frighteningly. it is a war with an idea. Ideas are vou must be left in the dark? invincible. (Anyone else see V For Vendetta'!)

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Gore: ruining horror movies?

by Xunder Tapling

And guess what? Those movies have been to film the next gore fest as soon as their first remembered long after their directors and actors monstrosity hits the market. Really, it has We all love a good horror movie, especially died. Sure, they had really corny attempts at gotten so bad that they remade "Amityville" some of the classics, like "Dracula" and graphics, but it still succeeded in scaring their and "Massacre,"" and it seems nothing much "Frankenstein." Perhaps more often audience without slicing their main characters changed except the amount of gore, which remembered, however, shot up. to pieces. are movies like "The Alright, now that I've given you the In newer films, they kill a Amityville Horror," or few random people, let one information, time for my rant. My opinions "The Texas Chainsaw person survive, have blood probably aren't popular with everyone, but Massacre." Here is where hit the ceiling, and bam— a Fm not paid to be popular, Fm paid to be my rant comes in. horror movie. This concept a commentator. (Actually, Fm not paid at "Chainsaw Massacre" was the same in "Dracula" and all, but that's beside the point.) Long story short: gore in movies and "Amityville" were, I "Frankenstein," has gotten out of hand believe, at least twice as but the gore and should at least be gory as "Frankenstein" and was to a much curbed. I don't mind "Dracula." And now, we smaller extent. if there is blood. Fm have movies like "Saw," Now, I'm not not one of those crazy "Saw II." "Hostel," and saying there was "All movies must be remakes of "The Amity ville no gore, I'm just rated G!" people, but, Horror,"" and "The Texas saying there was I'ltoio I i>iirlLS\ ifjl)utiu .^ritiuiu 111 III please: can we keep Chainsaw Massacre." less of it.

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'A-lot" of parking costs b}' Sarah Collins

hy Alexa Kara.s Many of us are preoccupied with the pressures of school, the hassle of a job, and the enjo\ment we get from our hobbies.

But. it is important to remember that there are many things in life that go unnoticed.

There are problems in our society that need attention. Most people let these issues go; they decide to simply walk on by. Enough is enough. We must take a stand once and for all. It is too difficult to completely stop some problems, but we can at least address pressing issues at hand. This is one of those times.

The biggest thing you need to avoid when walking down the hallways of Maine South is never to flash your Wrigley's Spearmint packaging. The professional gum moocher is an expert at catching the sudden light off of the aluminum foil or the crinkle sound only a gum wrapper can make.

As if that isn't hard enough, you must keep your chewing to a minimum. Never blow bubbles or pop your gum. That is just asking for it. Because the second you let your guard down, that is when the gum moocher attacks. They hide in the dark comers of the halls, trying to conceal their identity, but you know who they are.

They have that look of desperation, their breath is never fresh, and they seem physically incapable of ever buying their own pack of gum. Maybe they can't find a Walgreens or cannot afford the 99 cents. Whatever the case may be. it is well known that there are three types of people who roam the earth: the moocher, the moochee, and the person who is in between. The "inbetweener'" may actually be the smartest one of all because they combat the moochers by becoming one of them every time they hand out their last stick.

You cannot entirely avoid a moocher. but there are ways to trick them. Tell them you got your gum from someone else, show an empty gum package and shrug, or just say no. I will admit that I have mooched, and I have been mooched from before, but from this moment forward. 1 solemnlv swear to never mooch asiain.

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Our cars are parked there for what, seven Think of all the things that could be done hours? What could be the harm in giving them with $40,000. One could buy heat, textbooks, a quick scrub-down while we broaden our or lights. Or. you know, some sweet bling. minds in class? They could hire all those kids an exotic trip through the Mediterranean, or who don"t take any classes, or make it part of a private plane work program. (but please, do 1 hear freshmen not bring any are cheap labor. snakes on your But, no, plane unless you apparently it want to annoj costs 40,000 Samuel L. dollars just to Jackson. Which plow the lot you don't.). when it snows.

So, with 400 That seems parking permits reasonable being sold at 100 if we lived dollars apiece, in A l a s k a . why do we not However, in pliolo coiirlesx aj \v(H>tiJiel(lhiiintiierx have any of these the downright The new H2-- shiny, chrome, and ready to plow stww things? I mean, seasonable for the greater good of Maine South. ifthey don't want c l i m a t e of to spend the money on our school, thafs fine. Chicago, made even more seasonable by global But we should at least have one really, really warming, it does not snow all that much. Just nice parking lot. Think of it: a valet service look at the number of unused snow days every waiting for you every morning to park your year. Seriously. It certainly doesn't snow any car and carry your books, a ten-story parking more at Maine South than it does at Maine garage for the jock lot, a climate-controlled West, where parking permits are 80 dollars for walkway from the A-wing parking lot into the what is. essentially, the same privilege on the building, and—at the very least—an insurance same public land. policy for all the times your car will get dinged But let's not quibble over nickels and dimes. and scratched by those drivers who have not Let's just have some kid with a Hummer strap a quite yet mastered the art of parking. Perhaps plow on his bumper when he drives to school. even a complimentary carwash—by hand, of Then parking will be iree, right?

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Hawks look to gain from loss

by Nick Ryter Good news for football fans: The Warren Central game wasn't all bad news. Although the 61-12 loss wasn't exactly what the doctor ordered, it might, as head coach David Inserra hopes, get under the Hawks" feathers enough to propel them to new heights in 2006.

The Hawks faithful were surprised by the result, but that doesn't mean that the Hawks weren't readily aware of their opponent's skill level and size. In fact, in the week before the game, the Warrenvilie Central team was ranked fourth nationally in Sports Illustrated, a ranking that no one at the game would deny. Ten of their sixteen returning starters will be playing in Division 1 next year. Runningback Darrin Evans, who scored three rushing touchdowns against the Hawks, will be heading to Virginia Tech, while their hard-hitting safety Jerimy Finch will be lining up for the Michigan Wolverines next fall.

This fall started out promising for Maine South as the Hawks drove down the field for a touchdown on the opening drive. On that drive, senior quarterback Jimmy Coy completed six

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of seven passes, including a 22-yard touchdown pass on fourth down to junior receiver Danny Benson. Coy finished the game 18 for 32 for 172 yards with two touchdown passes, the other coming on a pass to senior wide out Anthony Borsellino.

The Hawks missed their first extra point attempt, andft-omthat point on it was all Warren Central. 'That team (Warren Central) was a combination of being very good and being very big," as Coach Inserra put it. Their physical dominance on the field was so impressive that Inserra said, "'The Warren Central team was the best team I've ever seen at the high school level." Warren Central's quest for a fourth straight 5A state title depends on two crucial games coming up. The Hawks, on the other hand, have a tougher road.

How this game gets remembered will be based solely on the Hawks ability to take the goodfi"omthe game and move forward." We've been here before, losing to Warren last year in the second game. If our guys respond exactly like they did a year ago and put the game behind them, then we're going to be successful," said Inserra.

Cross country begins

by Meghan O 'Keefe Girl's cross couuntry has started, and its future is looking bright. It's the biggest team in Maine South history, with 82 runners.

Hopefuls for success include varsity captains Kelly Kohlndorferand Erin Mulligan, as well as sophomore runners like Kealy Pat and Colleen Gavin, along with freshmen newcomers Kristen Zilmer and Shelly Brosnan.

They hope to win as many dual meets as possible. They go head to head with teams from schools like Fenwick, Downers Grove South, Glenbrook South, Evanston (already a formidable opponent). They will eventually make their way to conference in mid October.

This season will mark Mr. Downing's first year as cross countrv' coach. His position means being able to inspire more athletes to participate year-round in a running sport, from summer camp to cross country to track. This is the best way, he feels, for runners to reach their full potential. His number one hope for the season, he says, is "to develop an interest in running [among team members] to the point of running year round."

Sky high" hopes for the Hawkettes

by Kiley Kriig Those who have seen one of the many Varsity Hawkette dance routines would agree that they can be described either as intense, dazzling, beautiful, or just flat out sweet.

Whether it's the eye-catching pom passes, sparkly costumes, or those infamous "letskick-past-our-face" kicks, it all comes together to produce a perfectly polished routine. Some people may wonder how they can make it look so easy. It's be nice to say that it really is that easy, but that'd be a lie.

11 out of 12 months of the year, you can find the Hawkettes in the field house, cafeteria, dance room, or even the C-wing hallways. A new addition to the practice schedule this year is the professional trainer/nutritionist, Chrissy Davis, a staff member at XSport Fitness. She hosts workout sessions at least twice a week, focusing on improving endurance, balance, and stamina. In the beginning of the summer, around mid-June, the Hawkettes started working on their competition routines. Toward the end of the summer. the> attended the UDA (Universal Dance Association) summer camp

held at ISU for four long. hot. heat-exhausting days. It's true it wasn't the most wonderful experience ever. However, as a squad they learned a lot of different things, not only about dancing, but about being a team.

However, the Hawkettes also learn more routines for the upcoming school year's events.

Football season has brought two. brand-new routines for them that they have already started working on. We have a lot of upcoming, exciting events scheduled this year. In mid-September, they will be participating in the "Kids Fight Cancer" walk, a charitable event that raises money for kids with the disease. In November, they will be trying out for the Annual Variety Show here at Maine South. During the winter seasons, not onK will they be performing at halftime of the varsity basketball games, but the Hawkettes will also travel around the state for competitions. To top off the winter season, the team will be making their first trip down to Orlando, Florida to compete in the UDA National Championship Drill Team competition.

Varsity coach Kristi Prz\'bylski. a Hawkette alumni here at Maine South, notes that. "We

have a strong, determined, squad this year. I'm really excited to go down to Florida, because I know it's a new level of dancing that I feel my squad is ready to take on." The team has a national championship that they're anxious to win, they also have another huge and important event coming up in March: The IDTA (Illinois Dance Team Association) State Finals. The State Finals are held in Assembly Hall at the University of Illinois, Champaign-Urbana.

They hope to add two more State Championship titles.

As you can see. this year is going to be stacked with surprises, great memories, and hopefully a line of successes, all backed up by their hard work. The 2006-2007 team consists of Christine Allegretti, Julie Berzins, Kristen Brown, Kathleen Caron, Jelli Corrigan, Jenni Doherty, Christin Ferro. Colleen Holmes, Kara Klaisle. Jess Kohnen. Kiley Krug, Cathy Kuzmicki, Kelsey McKenzie, Mandy Moore, Samantha Nelson. Jaymi Niems. Christina Oleksiuk, Caroline Park, Rachel Rosales. Tracy Simkins, Audra Walker, and Hanna Weinke. It's fair to say that hopes for a successful year are as sky-high as their kicks.

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Who's number one in college football?

The Fighting Irish will reawaken the echoes in 2006. Not just because they have the most loyal fan base in sports, and the most storied tradition ever tracked, but because of one man: Charlie Weis. Weis was lured away fi-om Tom Brady and the Patriots to start what he was leaving in New England—a dynasty. That's why. despite the talent surrounding him, he is the reason the Irish will be champions.

It doesn't matter that Weis can't be the one tossing touchdowns on Saturdays, because it"s what he brings from his experience on Sundays that will have Notre Dame playing like champions on Saturdays.

Notre Dame will win because of Weis's experience in molding young quarterbacks. Just ask Seajor tjuarter back Brad\ Quinn. who. with a career 50 percent completion perceiuatic. v\ ill be a t'rontrunner to ICLCI\ c the Heisman trophy now that Weis hai luiiied his focus from Bra(Jy to Brady.

In Weis's first season with QuHlg/last year, Quinn completed 64.9 percent of his passes, up 14 percent from his career average, and passed for 3,919 yards in just 12 games. Brady has eight returning starters to help him better an offense that outscored its opponents 440-294 along with its 10-3 record.

Not bad considering they face the toughest schedule in the country year in and year out.

Also returning this season is fifth-year senior Rhema McKnight, who sat out all but one game last year with a torn ACL. Although McKnight was a senior last year, he was granted afifthyear as a medical red shirt. Great news for the Irish as McKnight was the number one receiver coming into last season. Senior receiver Charlie Weis's arms will get tired Jeff Samardzija's breakout this season junior season, with 15 touchdown passes, only adds to the hype, surrounding what is the nations best offense.

The Irish's Achilles heel last year was their defense. It still is, but it is quicker. This year, faster recruits such as comers Darrin Walls and Raeshon McNeil will support a defense that is looking to limit the big play. All four starting defensive backs return, along with the front four linemen.

Missing from the defense this year are linebackers Brandon Hoyte. and Corey Mays. But filling in for them and capable of playing all three line backing positions is senior Maurice Crum Jr Weis will start back-up running back Travis Thomas at strong side backer, while the weak side backer duties will be split by Mitchell Thomas and Anthony Vemaglia.

This may not be the best defense, but it should be enough to keep that potent offense on the field long enough to do some damage.

Welcome to the big leagues Joyce, you're in for a long year

With Heisman Troph) candidate Troy Smith leading the wa> at quarterback, the Ohio State Buckeyes will win the BCS National Championship game. Their big three on offense cannot be stopped.

Their running back, junior Antonio Pittman. had a great year last year, rushing for over 1.300 yards. He will continue his success running the football this year. He is great in combination with senior quarterback Troy Smith. The Buckeyes also have explosive playmaker Ted Ginn Jr returning kickoffs, punts, and leading the receiving core.

The defense, despite losing both Bobby Carpenter and all-American A.J. Hawk at linebacker, is still strong. The Buckeye's defense though has top recruits, with great talent. They are anchored by Quinn Pitcock at defensive tackle, who \sai >iill luiiieLl to the All-Big Ten team last year despite heiny injured most ot the season. At six feet, three inches, \\ itii § 36 ii\£ii verticaljunip and 4.9 speed, he can be a run-stopper and chase down trfeens. He is^iyhie defensive force.

Quarterback Troy Smith led his team to victory over Notre Dame last year and it will be no different this year With Ohio State's highpowered offense, they have the potential to go undefeated if they beat preseason number three Texas in week two. If they win this game, they will have even more confidence all year which will help them beat perennial powerhouse number 14 Michigan Wolverines in week 12 in one of the greatest college football rivalries ever.

Another team in contention is Notre Dame. But Notre Dame's defense is vulnerable to big plays and suspect at times. Their big playmaker on defense, strong safety Tom Zbikowski, would have to have Troy Smith dodges defenders an amazing season because he will have to pick up the slack for the rest of the defense. He cannot carry Notre Dame's defense the entire year. u s e lost two heisman trophy winners this year and are not experienced enough to dominate like USC teams of old. Texas will also not be able to repeat. They won last year on the legs of quarterback Vince Young and lost a big playmaker on defense safety/comerback Michael HufT. Without those two players, they would not have won the Rose Bowl against USC last year. Without them this year, they will not be able to dominate like last year. Despite their weaker conference, the Longhoms will not be able to make the national championship. Strength of schedule will also hurt their chances because of the lack of quality teams in the Big 12 Conference.

Overall, with Ohio State's high powered offense which is packed with power and speed at quarterback, halfback, and wide receiver, the Buckeyes will win the BCS National Championship.