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RAP SUCKS.



RAP SUCKS. Texts sourced, arranged and interpolated by Simon Pitt for Trent Fox Dick, Inc.

Elephant&Castle, UK



“ freakin no-talent rappers. well... rap altogether sucks. people who like rap are just gay and spend a large portion of their time on their knees. rap sucks.” Gargghh



AESOP ROCK None Shall Pass http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEBGCOCxLgA Posted on June 24, 2009 290,316 views Most popular with males aged 18-24 NYC-based rapper known for the poetic qualities of his verse, unconventional beat-selection and his lasting influence in alternative rap music.


MANGOS4EVER DENISERAMIREz14


Real Rap Music. but yhu just gotta listen tuh his lyrics; he really does say alott; says more than ywer mainstream bullshit


WeRe YoU LIsTeNINg To THe LYRICs?


I’M IN IT FoR THe BeATs


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TITTYDONUT123




J DILLA Nothing Like This http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ncSt5xC8Uk October 31, 2006 635,577 views Most Popular with males aged18-24 Detroit-based producer, heralded for his comprehensive innovations in hip-hop production and his contributions to acclaimed music by A Tribe Called Quest, Slum Village, Common, Pharcyde, Busta Rhymes and Janet jackson. Succumbed to the blood disease TTP in February 2006.













LIL’ WAYNE Lollipop http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IH8tNQAzSs June 16, 2009 40,859,879 views Most popular with females aged 13-17 Commercially succesful rapper from New Orleans, Louisiana, known for his charismatic and club-oriented megahits.



fuck 40M views


this is such shitty nig ger muacdcrocksman94


the king da best Fernandongr FAAASHI0N


Lil’ Wayne is fuck wagner249


jstsurreal


Oh this is original,getting out of a large,expensive car slowly,Annoying processed ticking machine,scantily clad women in limousine giving lap dances,using innuendo to equate your penis with a lollipop,dancing on top of a car driving through Las Vegas and finishing with a short montage of clips in which “you and the boys” are seen having a bit off “of camera” tomfoolery.Have I left anything out?If not, I’m sure my memory will be refreshed when I see your next video. I’m so tired of fags like you! SplitSpades11


Gay rap!


tommyfulp chaldoxbarbie


You fucking STOP nigger ass HATING! queer. if you Fuck dont have niggers and nothing their nice to black asses. say then Dirty cotton dont say picking nothing niggers at all!


lbitch. il wayns a

he kills rap

52icecube


fact: 97.24% of rappers have no talent what so ever <<



PUBLIC ENEMY Don’t Believe the Hype http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6BJ3CvPLhs December 01, 2007 142,195 views Popularity demographic unknown Progressive and radical rap-group that rose to prominence in the late 1980s for their upbeat and poignant socio-political outrage.


(crack) Donʼt believe the

“PIPE” Th3Main3vent




THIS IS NOT UP FOR DEBATE





DIEHARDBULLSFAN

(1 WEEK AGO)

THE GOOD OL DAYS OF HIP HOP HOP.


DONʼT believe the hype, use your brain instead. Whether itʼs swineflue, 911, climatehype, do your own research on the net.

DONʼT BE SHEEPLE kroikye



“Some of y’all may really hate us, but we won’t be soft, all we really want to do is rock.” A Tribe Called Quest, Motivators All materials sourced from their respective YouTube commentary between 11 January and 3 February 2010. Wordclouds provided by Wordle.net Special thanks to Steve Lloyd of ico design for his insight, encouragement and patience.

©2010




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